In the wee hours

Just chiming in to assert my presence. Bug fixes/new feature/news inside.


I think I've tracked down and fixed the weird view count bug, it was only a display issue so I recalculated all the corrupted data from source. If you notice anything weird let me know please.

I also spent some time fixing/improving the /feed page. Once I test some more, I'll make it a save options to cookies and start making the privacy features actually work. So if you have any friends then go check it out.

One major new feature is the "Meebo Bar". It basically allows you to chat with your YTMND pals (as well as AIM and all the other services Meebo provides). Anyway, to try it out go into your options, enable it and refresh. It's not enabled by default to avoid all the nerd rage I'd get.

Sorry I don't have more for you; I've been working on a full-time contract job since the first week of 2010 (other than the few weeks off I took to launch 2.0). I haven't had much time to give YTMND some TLC; but the good news is that with the new ad placements, YTMND is doing well enough to pay its bills and as such I've decided to try to push the few people left on YTMND into doing something good for the world.

For those of you that haven't heard of Kiva, it's a site where you can give microloans to people in third world countries. The way it works, you loan a small amount of money to people in places like Cambodia, and they use it to start farms, food markets etc; over the next year or so, you get paid back small chunks of your loan, with interest. When all is said and done, you've loaned a stranger some money that you would have spent on POGs or whatever junk you kids buy these days, been repaid and in addition helped people in a nation disparaged by poverty prosper.

So from here on out, if you use Kiva and forward the reciept to max@ytmnd.com or support@ytmnd.com, we'll put whatever amount you lend on Kiva towards site sponsorship on a YTMND of your liking. While you're at it, I've started a YTMND "team" there so the two of you with souls should join it. Everyone else will continue making KFC/Watermelon jokes while you are busy feeling superior.

Anyway, I wrote this news post a few days ago and mid-way through my internet connection went out so I decided to drink my way through it, hopefully some of it made sense. I'll update with a new contest by the end of the weekend.

:-*

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June 26th, 2010
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also, [asset 8a0f7591f9fa0d8e1d1d875d6e53dcea]
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:-*
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los links!
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didnt read your post max
June 26th, 2010
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You're the Max now, dog.
June 26th, 2010
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I had to add .mp3 on that asset link to play it.
June 26th, 2010
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A lot of the site assets are behaving this way. You have to add their extension or in the case of .jpg they are linked as .jpeg which results in a 404.

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July 2nd, 2010
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Ooooh weeeee do I dig those blues! I hope the next contest requires blues music.
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June 26th, 2010
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Thank you Max.
June 26th, 2010
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New contest would be swell.
June 26th, 2010
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I don't have any money though
June 26th, 2010
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kfc watermelon joke
June 26th, 2010
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Go to bed max, the site can maintain itself, it just became self aware.
June 26th, 2010
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there is this website where you can loan people in third world contries like africa kfc so they can start watermelon farms, and then over time you will be repaid back in kfc watermelon jokes.
June 26th, 2010
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I'm going to loan $1000 to kids in Uganda so that they can buy POGs. Also any work on feed is welcomed.
June 26th, 2010
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Remeber Max? He's back, in pog form.
June 26th, 2010
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Win.
June 26th, 2010
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You earn INTEREST on that shit? That's pretty fucking retarded. It's like a IMF summer camp for rich kids. I like the intention, but what's wrong with just giving them the money?
June 26th, 2010
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That's the difference between a loan and a donation. Although, some donations are tax deductible, so we get paid for good intentions either way.
June 26th, 2010
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No, Kiva lenders DO NOT make interest. If you lend $25, you get back a maximum of $25. The person taking the loan out pays interest to the local field partner (some local financial group). Generally, the more dangerous the country, the higher the interest rate. So in Mongolia it's like 25% and in the Democratic Republic of the Congo it's 80%.

The real strength with Kiva versus donation charities is the long term involvement. With a donation, you send $25 once and usually forget about it. With Kiva, you donate $25 and get repaid over a year, usually with an email update once a month. This keeps you involved and really makes it feel like you're personally invested in helping the individual out. You want them to succeed! You stay updated on where your money goes and how it's being used. And once your $25 is repaid, you're encouraged to find someone new to lend the money back out. Accountability is probably better with the micro-loans. You know exactly who the money is going to.
June 30th, 2010
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I'm with gr33nsc33n. I think it's great that Max is doing something like this, but my internal red flag went up half-way through the sign-up process for some reason. I came back here to read the comments section and see if anyone else shared my suspicion. I would love to involve myself with something like this if I knew it were absolutely legitimate - and, Kiva might be, but I'm not about to take a chance.
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Party
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asking ytmnders to give money to non-white people is like asking them to approach a woman.
July 5th, 2010
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but who would want to approach a kitchen slave? they obviously share no intellect with the high society.
June 26th, 2010
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every other pog I had was either a flaming skull, a flaming eight ball or a flaming ace of spades. I only played FOR KEEPS
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- posted by max on June 26, 2010 at [b]02:24:25 AM[/b][u][/u]

comment -max
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[b]max:[/b] take me back in time with you next time
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You have to bring your own weapons and I can't guarantee your safety.
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trying to recapture old poop will not help anyone. instead, you should encourage users to post hardcore porn rips with celebrity face pastes. that will save us all.
June 26th, 2010
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when you going on TED
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and thanks for fixing the feed
June 26th, 2010
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When Max was in Egypt's land.
[i]Let my people go[/i]
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i wanted to + this a million times...so i tried to.
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has anyone seen my car? i swear i parked it here.
June 27th, 2010
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If I can find someone on Kiva that wants to build a KFC I will give them a loan and use the ytmnd money to sponsor KFC/watermelon joke site.
June 28th, 2010
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comment been done, look up.

the fact that two people thought this up should be sad or at least surprising, but of course...
June 27th, 2010
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hey max the layout fucking sucks dude. stop wasting your time on this website.
June 28th, 2010
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i had a kid and then my wife left me and then i lost custody of my child because i developed a really heavy heroin habit. site coming soon...
June 28th, 2010
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i'm sorry because this is probably true.
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hey man what's up
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Yeah, if you viewed your sites you would have realized having a kid with her was not a good idea.
June 29th, 2010
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[site http://bitchmouth:site]
June 28th, 2010
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Impact of YTMND

Total amount loaned: $0
June 28th, 2010
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In regards to the ad placements, we need lesss "YOU'RE A WINNER" and those stupid videotisements, and more hot babes.
June 29th, 2010
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Gay Thug Dating
July 12th, 2010
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Searching for hairy women? lol joke only '04 members will get
June 29th, 2010
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I love the foreground / background image feature but it's frustrating because now when people upload old images from elsewhere they put them in front of some other image they took from elsewhere and technically it's something new and I can't insult them as harshly as I'd like.
June 29th, 2010
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Imagine the possibilities with a 3rd layer!!
June 29th, 2010
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Firefox 4 will support SMIL: http://www.w3.org/AudioVideo/
June 29th, 2010
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that would be pretty awesome..probably safe to say most people use Firefox for chrome..but then what would happen if they couldn't view it? I guess there would have to be some kind of warning if their browser doesn't support it and that could really take away from the site..BLAH
June 29th, 2010
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there's still that error when you try to upload assets
July 1st, 2010
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Max, can you change the CSS so I get a normal "I" shaped cursor when I hover over text in the comments section. Keeping it as an arrow scares me. Thanks.
July 2nd, 2010
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Kiva is legitimate (Bill Clinton, who like many ex-presidents is big into the 3rd world charity thing, has publicly supported it. Yet *however* it is not as romantic and simple as it seems to be. One of the main things is the cost of transmitting the "story" of the poor entrepreneur and his photograph on a rinky-dink internet connection from the jungles of Gabon, as well as progress updates. It would be more efficient to simply loan money out to the agencies themselves, but the problem is nobody feels good about lending money to a faceless acronym. Do the ends justify the means? Max surely means well, and I personally find the idea of loaning money to the people of the 3rd world rather than showering corrupt governments with aid fosters better habits. It is a more dignified transaction for both the giver and recipient.

Read this if you actually care about the issue:
http://blogs.cgdev.org/open_book/2009/10/kiva-is-not-quite-what
-it-seems.php
July 5th, 2010
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Thanks for the informative article
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You should also read Matt Flannery's response here: http://blogs.cgdev.org/open_book/2009/10/matt-flannery-kiva-ceo-and-co
-founder-replies.php

I'm actually a Kiva Fellow at the institution mentioned in the article (in Cambodia). If YTMNDers want to make loans to entrepreneurs that I will be working with, I can bring any questions (within reason) you might have for these borrowers when I meet them. WITHIN REASON. :)

You can check out these loans here: http://www.kiva.org/lend?partner_id=61&status=fundRaising&sort
By=New+to+Old
July 3rd, 2010
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alright guys, lets all sign up for dick.net

if you haven't heard of dick.net then go check it out at http://www.dick.net

it's a pretty great place, especially 3rd world countries, poverty, all that fake shit that is made up by the govenment.
July 4th, 2010
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Max, I know you are busy I just read the news update, but can you fix adding comments to our favourites yet? It shouldn't be too involved, and it is quite annoying.
July 4th, 2010
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Go team!
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Your site redesign is still ugly as hell.
July 5th, 2010
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We should have YTMND in Cambodia. That way, they could have a nice supply of Gay Fuel, NEDM, etc.
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shut the fuck up, kfc jokes are the best.
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July 6th, 2010
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You could potentially cut your taxes by ~25% (Using canadian figures and regulations, im not sure how the charitable donation tax credit works elsewhere) by donating your entire income, assuming that putting your entire earnings towards this is realistic. In canada there would be no tax on the interest you earn, either. You could easily put yourself in a lower income bracket this way and potentially cut the amount of taxes payable by ~35%. Shit is soo cash until the gov't finds out and audits you and this potentially fraudulent charity.
July 6th, 2010
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max, I think a virus is hacking YTMND accounts again.
July 6th, 2010
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My site is safe for work, [i]adverising[/i], mothers, children, puppies and daisies.
July 7th, 2010
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What about kittens?
July 7th, 2010
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Does anyone still make fad sites? Do new fads exist?
July 7th, 2010
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I think nedm is still cool
July 12th, 2010
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Daniel Craig Popsicle, Baby Monkey'd, Moonman, the sites with wrestling pictures that go AAAAAAAAA; forced fads though except moonman
August 11th, 2010
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We're fucking researching. So far, we got the vuvuzela fad, which only manages 2000+ views in total (mine has 400+ views). Meanwhile in YTMND's R&D department, we suggested Meanwhile in...... for the time being. Also, see Soldier Fuel.
July 8th, 2010
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The site is moving really sluggish again.
July 8th, 2010
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so why do we still get that annoying "an error occured" message on three to four out of every five sites?
July 9th, 2010
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Cause your PC sucks?
July 19th, 2010
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Seems to be a browser issue. I get that a lot in IE, but using Chrome everything works fine.
July 10th, 2010
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I can't vote. Voting is bugged........ Ytmnd site says "What?" [ Ok ]
July 11th, 2010
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It means you've already voted on that site with that same rating. The problem is cast votes don't always show up now so it will happen where you don't think you've voted but you have. Try voting a different rating and it'll work-then you can change it back, just to see what I mean.
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Check It Out: promo site for that John C. Reilly movie Cyrus: notmileycyrus.com


Is it me or is this one copying YTMND: imablast.net
July 11th, 2010
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LOLOL MAX you made my name green again!!!
July 12th, 2010
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he made my name green, not yours. dummy
July 12th, 2010
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whoa your name is green! congrats on being made a mod, prairiedogeric10
July 13th, 2010
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cambodialol
July 14th, 2010
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HOW BOUT THAT NEW CONTEST LOL
July 18th, 2010
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Bring back rolos
July 25th, 2010
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lol ytmnd
July 29th, 2010
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I'll update with a new contest by the end of the weekend. (In before "fuck off")
July 27th, 2010
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You should switch the sponsorship box with that All Time YTMNDs or whatever it is, and change that to either Mod Favs, Top Rated All Time or Hall of Fame.

Also, hope you're not dead. Gangbangs of whining wouldn't be the same without you around.
July 29th, 2010
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Why don't alot of the videos play?
August 4th, 2010
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bring back featured users
August 6th, 2010
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this site is dieing. really.
August 28th, 2010
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UPDATE: There is no update.
August 6th, 2010
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I don't think martinprince realized if he goes to his comment section he will see people's reply to him. I'm posting that here in hopes he reads this because he asked about it in a comment page.
August 6th, 2010
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I realize it's there, I just don't like the new set up where I have to go looking for comments that have been made on my sites, especially old ones. The old way, new comments were clearly visible from my profile page as soon as I went there. You couldn't miss them. Now I can't see them without going fishing for them and people can have a full conversation on a site of mine without me knowing.

A perfect example of this is on the site I made this observation on. It belongs to daily user who did not realize for a week that 3 people were talking on a site of his. Its so easy to miss now.

I like the idea of the social enhancements max made, but a couple of the changes to the old way seem to have decreased the very social factor they were meant to increase.
August 7th, 2010
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Any chance of getting recent votes to display properly?
August 7th, 2010
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I'm usually very drunk when I'm here and it is very difficult to keep track of which shitty sites I've already had the displeasure of viewing
August 8th, 2010
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The page at http://ytmnd.com says What?
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August 7th, 2010
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I was totally thinking about how cool it would be if you could toggle the NSFW preview image screen on and off. Then I thought... hey, I bet it already does. So I clicked it. Sure enough... wish I hadn't clicked it.
August 8th, 2010
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Easily my favorite new feature of YTMND 2.0 is the ability to have a tiled animated gif in the background with a gif running simultaneously in the foreground. It's pretty much the greatest thing ever. So the contest is simple: make a site that makes use of this new feature in an interesting, creative, or comical way. No other limitations, go nuts.
August 8th, 2010
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NEAR far
August 10th, 2010
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Hey max can you move the recent replies to our comments and comments on our sites to our main profile? That way I can see at a glance if anyone's trying to talk to me.
August 10th, 2010
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Oh and I know it shows how many replies there are. My only problem is if someone tries to respond to a comment older than those 5, I won't know it unless I check my comments page.
August 15th, 2010
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Neuroticism
August 18th, 2010
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Lurg (BobHughes) is getting retarded with alts again. Someone want to do something about that that would be swell, thanks.
August 21st, 2010
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I don't know what's worse, the fact Max doesn't care anymore or Lurg putting that much effort into spam trolling.
August 22nd, 2010
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WIKI WIKI WILD
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WIKI WILD WIKI WIKI WILD WILD WEST
August 22nd, 2010
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JIM WEST, DESPERADO, ROUGH RIDER.

NO, YOU DON'T WANT NADA
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August 24th, 2010
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Max honey no one can upload any new audio files.


Can't make my sites - or play my yuke.
August 24th, 2010
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Yeah it's really annoying. I was trying to post a site for the first time in a while and it's broken.

FIX THIS, MAX
August 25th, 2010
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internet is full
September 7th, 2010
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Internet: Fuck off, we're full!
August 25th, 2010
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Alas it seems I'll never get to finish my Every Line In Yellowbeard project.
August 26th, 2010
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Thank you, Max
August 25th, 2010
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It seems to me that every single site made in the last few days is half-unoriginal (or 1/3 if you want to count both images) because of the no-new-audio bug. And yeah I'm not counting the originality of the ideas themselves, because then it could go all the way back to 2004.

Anyway... max fix the audio uploading.
August 26th, 2010
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So everything posted today is redundant and stupid. Oh wait, that's the same as every other day.
August 26th, 2010
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Only shit in a hand basket!

I was out in the front yard doing some light yard-work when I got stung not once, but twice by Wasps! I have no idea what kind of Wasps they were nor do I care.

They stung my left arm and around my elbow. When they first stung me, I was in epic pain. I looked up online what I can do, but the internet told me to basicly suck it up for the next couple of days and I should feel it for the next week.

Well, see ya’ later!
August 27th, 2010
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Hey guys im lookin for a video but i dont know its name. the video starts off like a news cast then she says whats goin on in texas. The guy says its crazy and then sings a song bout a 13 year old boy and hia teacher started of txtin,then sextin, then fone sex, then SEX SEX SEX SEX!! haha it hilarious if anyone can help me find it it would be muchly appreciated thanx
August 28th, 2010
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[site sexschool:site]
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August 28th, 2010
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August 30th, 2010
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So I guess you've just given up now on browser compatibiliy max? None of the old sites load at all in ie and most of the new ones run at 1 frame per second. It sucks to have to load firefox everytime I want to come here.
September 1st, 2010
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Why are you using IE instead of Firefox in the first place?
September 1st, 2010
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Audio bug makes me want to die. I have 2 weeks off school and work and making dumb ytmnds is all i have to look forward to. I do alot of looking and when i finally get time off to contribute to the madness this poop happens. YTMND IS AWESOME!!
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Day two, I'm up late with dumb gifs I've made just ready for audio to be uploaded. Ive tried under every browser and every operating system including Linux. I'm an audio engineer and i have shit to contribute. I just got fired from a really big record company and i want to share some stupid shit i have had to work on that im not supposed to share. Is there a work around for the audio upload bug? jizz balls.
September 2nd, 2010
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The upload problem only lasted a day or two last week. It's been fixed for awhile.

???
September 2nd, 2010
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I tryed yesterday and it didnt work. ill try again! rad!
September 2nd, 2010
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE IT!!!!!! Ok now i can justify working on dumb shit again.
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A long time ago there was a hidden valley called the valley of the rainbow. Where the animals lived in peace. This valley was the only place in the land which had never known the fear of the seven goblins. Each goblin was named after his own colour: red orange yellow green blue indigo and violet. The seven goblins lived by eating the colours from rainbows. For that reason they were known as the Rainbow Goblins. They were always looking for rainbows to suck the colors from and so to fill their bellies. One day the rainbow goblins learned of the valley of the rainbow. It gave them an infinite appetite just thinking about the great banquet they could enjoy there. Immediately the gathered their tools and set off in search of the legendary valley. It didn't matter to them to roam about the steep hills or to climb up the high mountains. Whenever difficulties arose concerning their journey they just thought of the delicious colours ahead. The sun was about to set when the goblins finally arrived at the very entrance of the valley. That night they decided to stay at a cave nearby. Later on, finding the goblins in the cave sitting around the fire, the moon, which had just risen, warned the valley about their arrival. The news spread rapidly the trees, the bushes, the animals, the flowers, the grasses, they all cried with fear. The rainbow goblins have come. The excited goblins began to discuss their plans to snatch the rainbow. "We'll eat the colours while the rainbow is still fresh and juicy" they said. But some roots hanging loosely from the ceiling of the cave listened carefully while the goblins schemed below. Outside the cave the moonshine reflected on the water. Its magical light stole into the cave, slightly illuminating the goblins who had fallen asleep. Suddenly, all the goblins had a dream about the paradise of rainbow land. It was a wonderful dream in which they lay down surrounded by huge and delicious rainbows. The goblin
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s were awakened when it began to thunder in the distance. "Great, a wild storm" they said. Knowing that the most wonderful rainbows spring from the biggest thunderstorms, they began to dance. Suddenly the rainbow vanished while the goblins held their lassos in the air and then, controlled by the flowers who had listened to their message from their roots, the goblins were caught by their own lassos. The flowers cleverly sucked in the colors of the rainbow and began to drown the goblins in the colors they had come to steal. Saved by the flowers, the rainbow was reborn. More glourious and more splendid than ever before. As an act of grace, the rainbow transformed the flowers into beautiful butterflies, brilliant dragonflies, and magnificently plumed birds. Since that incident, the rainbow became very careful and decided never again to touch the ground. So now, although he may wish to, no one will ever again be able to reach either of the ends of the rainbow.
September 7th, 2010
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That didn't sound like the Gettysburg Address.
September 1st, 2010
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The guy who originally wrote the "Safety Not Guaranteed" ad apparently just now wrote an article about it. lol

http://www.backwoodshome.com/articles2/silveira125.html
September 2nd, 2010
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interesting read, I can't help but think he's just some douchebag trying to claim credit for something that wasn't his.
September 2nd, 2010
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Yeah I'm not sure how anyone's supposed to prove they're the real person that wrote the ad.

Oh well. Would be interestin if it really is him. Too bad, I always assumed it was someguy with a mullet. According to this guy, that's not the case.
September 1st, 2010
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Dear max, http://fuckingretard.ytmnd.com/
September 2nd, 2010
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This is why we can't have nice things
September 2nd, 2010
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So this was superdreamkilla's big plan then huh? Open a bunch of accounts with names close to actual user names and spam sites? *yawn* Site spamming is old and been done already.
September 2nd, 2010
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You're just mad because dreamkilla and lurg didn't invite you to their wedding
September 2nd, 2010
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or make a martnprince account.
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September 3rd, 2010
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So max, you should either take care of this problem or close the website. Use your legal team to file a lawsuit against johnnylurg or something. Cause as it is now, no one is gonna post anything. I really hope you're working on a way to fix this.
September 4th, 2010
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Oh I been waiting for that.
September 4th, 2010
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Hey Max, please take my name off the front page, people might actually think I still come here.
September 5th, 2010
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go nuts.
September 7th, 2010
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wtf MasterSitsu deleted a few of his sites. He used to have over 400, now he only has 399. (this is big news, guys)
September 7th, 2010
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that's how I got [site god:site]
September 8th, 2010
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What is this "use client side view tracker (BETA)" in the options page? I'm viewing sites and don't see any difference.
September 8th, 2010
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Max, Lacrossestar83 is using a lot of alts to +/- his troll comments on my sites.

He's been doing this to me for years. It'd be nice if you did something about it. (IB4 "Fuck off I'm deleting 50 of your sites for asking.")
September 8th, 2010
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max, trollbots are still spamming the site with garbage

only it's a lot slower and the alt account names are all different
September 8th, 2010
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Amindlessidiot put me on his friends list and I don't know why.
September 8th, 2010
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Hey now! Maybe since you're mutual friends on your main account, he just wants to befriend your alt, too!
September 11th, 2010
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lawsuit with johnnylurg or this site is dead
September 13th, 2010
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max please ban Umfuld

he criticizes me sometimes
September 14th, 2010
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dustin diamon lol
September 15th, 2010
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Decisi8ns deleted all of his sites last week. Does that mean he also deleted his account? Is it in the deletion queue?
September 18th, 2010
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lol
September 19th, 2010
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Max, can we have a Pirate YTMNDs section today?
September 19th, 2010
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What?
September 22nd, 2010
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Hey max, it's Tolkien week. How about a LotR YTMNDs section?
September 22nd, 2010
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September 24th, 2010
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bacon
September 25th, 2010
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chaddar ranch
September 25th, 2010
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max why does it say "online now whenever I click your name when it's cleaerly ovious that' you're not online because you don't have any recent activity since t2o days ago.
September 26th, 2010
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im back to make some more funny ytmnds max so your hits should see a real boost!
September 27th, 2010
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Ever find that if you are sitting somewhere and you yawn several times in a row that you'll get a spontaneous boner? It just happened to me.
September 28th, 2010
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wow this site really has gone downhill since I last visited ...
September 29th, 2010
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MAX we need a Halloween YTMNDs section.
September 30th, 2010
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bring back the Scientology section and try to get funny lawsuits
October 3rd, 2010
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lol, you guys remember Unviewable YTMNDs? http://ytmnd.com/sites/952916/profile
October 4th, 2010
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YTMND is dead, long live YTMND. contest posted on April 4th, 2010. Lol
October 5th, 2010
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Max, did you hear that JohnnyLurg committed suicide? Something about his roommate videotaping him doing something and posting it on the Internet. Just thought you would want to write a special news post about it.
October 6th, 2010
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if ytmnd was what it was 5 years ago. it would have lead the way to support conan not some fag on facebook. we all failed. we failed one of our leaders. im sad forever.
October 7th, 2010
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Bring back BTAP
October 10th, 2010
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LOL
October 7th, 2010
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Max, Lurg is using alts to kill my site. It's hard enough to motivate myself to make a YTMND but if you can't stop this there's really no point.

ytmnd.com/users/Umfeld
ytmnd.com/users/farkkle
ytmnd.com/users/gr33rnscr33n

lol at me implying there ever was a point, amirite?
October 7th, 2010
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Max, IP ban Lurg, superdreamkilla, and all of their faggot alts. Delete everything they have ever posted. I'll give you a ham sandwich if you do it.
October 8th, 2010
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Lurg and dreamkilla need a good buttfucking. Can we get princesscake on this?
October 14th, 2010
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COOL LOANS BRO: http://business.rediff.com/slide-show/2010/oct/14/slide-show-1-mfis-co
me-under-the-lens-as-30-suicides-rock-andhra.htm
October 15th, 2010
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hey max I just want to thank you for everything you do
October 15th, 2010
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6 or 7 alts just downvoted my new site. Same ones I already mentioned along with the ones spamming.

No big whoop. Just providing the info.
October 15th, 2010
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ytmnd.com/users/hidden

This user's name is actually hidden on comment pages and feeds.
October 16th, 2010
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amindlessidiot figured that out months ago
October 16th, 2010
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also [user http://ytmnd.com/users/red:profile]
October 16th, 2010
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fuck [user red:profile]
October 16th, 2010
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Nuroticat discovered [user default:profile]
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