Tomorrow Untrodden

Greetings.

I've taken the next few weeks off from work to have another YTMND development drive. This will include much-needed maintenance, bug fixes and a few new features. In addition to this, I've been working with Big Spaceship over the last month working on a new design, which I'll be implementing as well. If I have the remaining time, I'll be fixing up the admin panels and possibly adding some new mods.

So this is your chance to complain about anything (aside from the design) that's been bugging you recently or stuff you've been dying for.

I'll keep you guys updated over the next few weeks in between eating handfuls of adderall. Please provide useful feedback and bug reports. While I'm working on the new codebase, I'm going to be moderating with an iron fist. There will be zero tolerance for spamming/trolling/etc, so unless you want all your accounts deleted and to be IP banned at our routers, please try and behave for once.

Please do not bother me about being a moderator, when the time comes I'll make a news post about it.

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January 26th, 2011
1072nd
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Do notice how you went from talking about the LAW to saying I'm not the police in the span of two sentences? Nah, didn't think you would.
I'm just a person who has had enough of your harassment and I gave a fair chance here, but you're far too obsessed and or immature to accept that you need to stop.

Remember this from like a week ago?

http://ytmnd.com/sites/953424/profile/c6038852

You're ruining this place for everyone (other than the dozen or so trolls you've allied yourself with). And as you break the YTMND TOS with everything you do you sit there and tell us about the fucking rules and what's right and what's wrong.
You're wrong, Eric.
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January 26th, 2011
1044th
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Umfuld used some alts to down vote an obsessed queer's second site about him today after it was up voted by the same trolls that do that every day.

I took a screen shot if you need to see it. Or maybe I'll make a series of YTMNDs of it.
January 26th, 2011
1061st
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So, I create a site to appeal to a demographic (users that don't like you) and they 5 it. You take offense and make up some twisted justification to use alts to down vote the site.

considering that I haven't purposely used an alt to vote twice on a site on in probably 2 years now..... and you did so TODAY. Yeah, you're full of shit. You ever calling me out on such behavior again, when you've done it more recently.... is beyond hypocritical. It makes you a troll.

Self delete yourself now troll. Self delete. Do us all a favor, and go away. You do nothing but troll comment threads and post stolen material.
January 28th, 2011
1102nd
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I have a very hard time believing that you have no idea why making a site to appeal to "users that don't like you" would bug him. I mean, I know you're also self-deprecating which is why I usually leave you alone--you don't take yourself seriously enough for me to be annoyed by your goofy "trolling" (or whatever we're calling it now)--but even you have to admit that that's a pretty stupid position to take. At least be honest and say "Umfuld, i don't like you and I make sites about it because I know it annoys you."
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January 26th, 2011
1045th
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Ahh I've missed ytmnd arguments. I hope you guys know that your passionate debates are keeping the site alive. Keep em coming. Though my personal favorite ytmnd arguments involved fourest, this one is pretty funny too.
January 26th, 2011
1046th
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Duh I think if you cut away from DeNiro duuuuuuuuh
January 26th, 2011
1047th
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No you idiot, editing the site in any way would ruin the joke.
January 26th, 2011
1048th
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Well, the joke was that he was responding to the person and no anything that is said and that is lost completely if I'd cut away, so... yup.
January 26th, 2011
1062nd
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And my site ratings have dropped yet again, and more activity on the Umfuld alts. Thanks buddy.
January 31st, 2011
1135th
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This is what the death throes of a website looks like. It's unsightly.

Thank god, I possessed the restraint to not take shots at any of the 10 remaining active users, or provide condescending advice that was poorly worded and/or too abstract to understand that would prove to be embarrassing for my self-image!

...Oh wait, fuck.

Well, I'll just pretend that everything in the news except the comment that was rated +13 doesn't exist.

...Oh man, one of those comments is rated as low as uncircumcised's!?

What is it about ytmnd that brings out the crazy? Well, I guess it being a dumping ground of the worst behavior on the internet produces a sort of psychosis in certain people that causes the observer's mind to mentally wretch in pure terror at the absurdity of the world that its users have created, which produces the delusion that it might be a good idea to get involved (even ironically) and that everything you say isn't totally ridiculous given the full context of the situation.

I... need to go.
February 6th, 2011
1171st
(-1)
I generally, well, beyond this site, consider psychologizing my peers rude but, since it seems to be the norm here, I'll join this game. I'm corpulent, covered in acne, asexual, and downright so repulsive that, if I'm to be the game in any argument, the hunter may as well abandon the cause for greener pastures and healthier prey. Or, at least, maybe that's what we should always imagine of our opponents on the Internet.
January 26th, 2011
1052nd
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broken
January 26th, 2011
1054th
(-1)
max, I keep getting an error 1370 when trying to view new ytmnd's... or really, any ytmnd now it seems. What's the dealie?
January 26th, 2011
1074th
(0)
Greetings.

I've taken the next few weeks off from work to have another YTMND development drive. This will include much-needed maintenance, bug fixes and a few new features. In addition to this, I've been working with Big Spaceship over the last month working on a new design, which I'll be implementing as well. If I have the remaining time, I'll be fixing up the admin panels and possibly adding some new mods.

So this is your chance to complain about anything (aside from the design) that's been bugging you recently or stuff you've been dying for.

I'll keep you guys updated over the next few weeks in between eating handfuls of adderall. Please provide useful feedback and bug reports. While I'm working on the new codebase, I'm going to be moderating with an iron fist. There will be zero tolerance for spamming/trolling/etc, so unless you want all your accounts deleted and to be IP banned at our routers, please try and behave for once.

Please do not bother me about being a moderator, when the time comes I'll make a news post about it.
January 27th, 2011
1093rd
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You guys are a bunch of goofs.
January 30th, 2011
1130th
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http://bananashitting.ytmnd.com/
January 28th, 2011
1103rd
(7)
Dear Uncircumcised,

nobody gives a shit about what you have to say. You post your inane shit EVERYWHERE and half of the comments on this news post are your FUCKING IDIOTIC RAMBLINGS AND SHITTY SITE LINKS.

Just shut the fuck up already. SHUT UP! Take a look at the ratings on your shitty comments. Nobody wants to read your horseshit.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. Just SHUT UP. SHUT. UP.

max had the right idea when he comment banned you, and it obviously should have been a permanent thing. You contribute nothing to this site. You are probably YTMND's most pathetic, worthless user. And THAT is really saying something.
January 29th, 2011
1122nd
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I keep getting the message below when I try to open some of the videos....wtf is this?
Webpage error details

User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 8.0; Windows NT 6.1; Trident/4.0; SLCC2; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.5.30729; .NET CLR 3.0.30729; Media Center PC 6.0; InfoPath.2; OfficeLiveConnector.1.5; OfficeLivePatch.1.3; .NET4.0C; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; BRI/1; AskTbFWV5/5.9.1.14019)
Timestamp: Sun, 30 Jan 2011 00:13:14 UTC


Message: Invalid property value.
Line: 122
Char: 165
Code: 0
URI: http://static.ytmnd.net/assets/jquery/ytmnd_jquery.js
January 30th, 2011
1129th
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It's a link to the Wiki page explaining the difference between video and a gif.
January 30th, 2011
1123rd
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Stop-Trolling-A

Stop-Trolling-B

Stop-Trolling-C

Umfuld is so clever.
January 30th, 2011
1124th
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http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/3091/animationlb.gif
January 30th, 2011
1125th
(-1)
Let's add Stop-Trolling-D to that list.
January 30th, 2011
1128th
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Site loading and preview image loading have slowed down quite a bit. Does this have something to do with Amazon hosting stuff?
February 2nd, 2011
1154th
(0)
What?
January 30th, 2011
1132nd
(2)
for the record I love all the trolling and garbage that goes on anymore

Yeah its not the ytmnd you want it to be, but it is ytmnd 2011 so get used to it

Also I'm currently trying to learn how to speak al bhed, its a little tricky but ill soon master it you wait and see!
January 30th, 2011
1133rd
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Greetings.

I've taken the next few weeks off from work to have another YTMND development drive. This will include much-needed maintenance, bug fixes and a few new features. In addition to this, I've been working with Big Spaceship over the last month working on a new design, which I'll be implementing as well. If I have the remaining time, I'll be fixing up the admin panels and possibly adding some new mods.

So this is your chance to complain about anything (aside from the design) that's been bugging you recently or stuff you've been dying for.

I'll keep you guys updated over the next few weeks in between eating handfuls of adderall. Please provide useful feedback and bug reports. While I'm working on the new codebase, I'm going to be moderating with an iron fist. There will be zero tolerance for spamming/trolling/etc, so unless you want all your accounts deleted and to be IP banned at our routers, please try and behave for once.

Please do not bother me about being a moderator, when the time comes I'll make a news post about it.
February 1st, 2011
1144th
(0)
HolidayTMND
February 1st, 2011
1145th
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before I completely lose interest in this site, I want to say that Prariedogeric10 was so aggressively retarded that he changed the culture of YTMND and was the driving force towards changing this place into a dump.

I want this fact to be recorded so future generations will learn from this mistake and not let it happen again.

NEVER FORGET
February 1st, 2011
1146th
(-3)
What?
February 2nd, 2011
1153rd
(-1)
What?
February 1st, 2011
1149th
(0)
CHECK OUT THIS AD...
ETA 0s
February 2nd, 2011
1150th
(1)
Another little 2.0 glitch that is sort of annoying is the way that everything freezes up after you get an error message. Like if you get the "What?" or the "You can't comment 30 seconds blaa blaa" then try and do anything else, you can't do anything without reloading the entire page and starting over.

Also, the site creator will freeze up every time after you upload assets if you just hit "save" first without uploading first. So... you hit save, then it automatically uploads the assets, then it freezes up on the "saving" part and won't go to the next step.

Cocks?
February 2nd, 2011
1151st
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(0)
What?
February 3rd, 2011
1157th
(2)
Go to top-viewed YTMND's,
Click either "This week" or "This month",
Enjoy the fact that all sites listed in either category have 16,777,215 visits!

Hooray! (fail)
February 5th, 2011
1162nd
(-1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3MzEyXC6qo&feature=related
February 5th, 2011
1164th
(2)
I miss the music that would play when a site was uploading to YTMND.
February 5th, 2011
1165th
(1)
I thought I was the only one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hmDZz5pDOQ
February 5th, 2011
1166th
(-2)
I would however, be in favor of different music
February 7th, 2011
1174th
(0)
[i]Please do not bother me about being a moderator, when the time comes I'll make a news post about it.[/i]
February 8th, 2011
1175th
(-3)
First time user, on the last page (NSFW check), when I click Save I ytmnd displays an empty alert box and can't proceed. Help? Same result in Chrome and IE.
February 9th, 2011
1179th
(-2)
Yeah, that's not a very user-friendly method of implementing the one-site-per-hour limit. I imagine it's a temporary fix, but who knows what that entails anymore.
February 9th, 2011
1178th
(0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5-Hj1wujd8#t=0m17s
February 9th, 2011
1180th
(2)
so when are we going to get a shitload of people to do a big conference call on skype and we discuss how to improve the site

in before uncirc doesn't do it because he knows everyone will make fun of his voice, gr33nscr33n doesnt do it because pde10 is there, umfuld would never let his voice be heard in fear of someone recording it, lacrossestar spamming it with noise, rodheh eating mexican food, comradvolk playing music, me probably talking about something gay like final fantasy, max not being there, steakman insulting everyone, and special guest appearance HALO1GAMER says some few words and no one remembers who he is but me so they just kick him out of the chat

and don't tell me to go to the fucking ytmnd vent, it's the same people that were in there when it was first created talking about the same old shit, they don't even have anything to do with ytmnd they are just a group of internet addicts talking about 4chan and porn
February 9th, 2011
1181st
(2)
actually you know, as garbage as they were before, if the forums were reimplemented i would totally start posting there

i mean shit the comment chains we get now are novel length, might as well give a place for people to just make "THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HOW UMFULD SUCKS DICK" so they can complain without shitting up comment pages
February 10th, 2011
1190th
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i actually don't really spam it with noise as much as i send links to such funny noises, but i laughed still
February 10th, 2011
1191st
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also umfuld (as cumion) made a site where he sang about killing dirty little jews for tournamentmnd1 but deleted it and i doubt anyone saved the audio
February 11th, 2011
1213th
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I won't do it because, well, it's kinda gay, dude.
February 9th, 2011
1187th
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I wonder how long it is going to take DarthWang to notice that the voting only goes up to 5?

(also, sa-tired)
February 10th, 2011
1195th
(-1)
Blue stars are AWESOME!!!
February 10th, 2011
1198th
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max, please uncouple typogra's sites from PDE10's shitty domain grabs so the useless former sandwich artist can't take credit for typogra's sites...? After you hax-restored the deleted sites, they still showed up on PDE's shitty site list, making it look like the lonely faggot might have actually made something that wasn't another useless dinosaur-gif-screenshot-tts-bullshit-fuckfuckretard-piece-of-shit
February 11th, 2011
1208th
(1)
I want to get into another comment thread arguement with someone while I get drunk tonight. Please respond with some sort of flame and call me a troll. Thanks in advance.
February 11th, 2011
1209th
(1)
Your ass hurts from all those Flamin' Hot Cheetos. You're supposed to eat them, not shove them up your ass.
February 11th, 2011
1211th
(0)
You'd be able to hurt more men if your penis was bigger than a cheeto. P.S. I had fun last night.
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February 14th, 2011
1238th
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wow you guys are crazy lol
February 15th, 2011
1239th
(0)
Eat a whole bag of dicks, Max.
February 16th, 2011
1240th
(1)
Please just burn down YTMND for the insurance money.
February 16th, 2011
1241st
(0)
Yay all time hits back before March!
February 17th, 2011
1242nd
(1)
McLOL!
February 17th, 2011
1244th
(1)
RIP BRAX TONE (first)
February 20th, 2011
1251st
(3)
This just in... max makes a new contest!
February 25th, 2011
1262nd
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And that's it for 2011 updates.
February 22nd, 2011
1252nd
(0)
can we has new news? k thx wtf
February 23rd, 2011
1253rd
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Max, you should have an employer. You should work for someone.

You are one of those guys that is kinda smart, but absolutely needs someone to whip them every single day to produce anything...ever.

All your whining about leg cramps and pills is just baby talk too, get some god damn exercise! You are just making excuses for yourself.

PS, if you ever wonder why so many bitching sessions occur on this site, it is because of you. Your general neglect as regards what, for some, is a social and creative outlet, has disenfranchised many worthy contributors, and turned many others into whining, pedantic, knee biters.

Max, it is all your fault, and you suck because of that. Do something about your extremely misleading "latest" post, you lazy cunt!
February 23rd, 2011
1254th
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Also, if you are wondering who I am or why I care...

I am nobody that fell sorta in love with some quality sites on here a while back, and visits every day in the hopes of seeing more. Not much more complicated than that.

That is all.
February 24th, 2011
1261st
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PLUS ONE
July 11th, 2011
1224th
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did i miss my time away... no?
May 19th, 2012
991st
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This is a comment.
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