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Hi buds, We're putting the site up at reduced capacity for a couple days while we wait for some new servers to arrive. Due to some bad hardware luck, our content server and backup have both been down for a few days.

More updates soon.


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March 11th, 2011
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Also minecraft.ytmnd.net will remain up for a little while longer just in case.
March 15th, 2011
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http://pc.ign.com/articles/115/1154096p1.html
March 11th, 2011
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Minecraft... That's a relief.
March 11th, 2011
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[b]YTMND[/b]is a minecraft server on the internet which used to be a "comedy" website with .gifs and jokes. The jokes stopped being funny and no one went there anymore except to play minecraft.

[spoil]okay, but seriously folks, good to be back, hey bad luck max sorry[/spoil]
March 11th, 2011
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1969. Not bad as it goes. You've got the moon landing to look forward to.
March 11th, 2011
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Ban Joeyjoejoe and his alts
March 11th, 2011
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JITTERBUG
March 17th, 2011
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You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)

You take the grey skies out of my way
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My beats per minute never been the same

'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah, baby)

(Jitterbug)
(Jitterbug)

Cuddle up, baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay home instead

(Jitterbug)

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yoWake me up before you go-goI don't want to miss it when you hit that highWake me up before you go-go'Cause
March 11th, 2011
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i missed all of my internet friendsTMND ;_;
March 11th, 2011
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Yes.
Thanks max.
I needed to waste my precious time. i had so much lying around since YTMND was down.
March 11th, 2011
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you're like al pacino shooting your partner in insomniac
March 11th, 2011
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I am sitting on the edge of my seat, I simply can't WAIT for these updates! *goes and hangs himself*
March 12th, 2011
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i'm standing at the edge of tomorrow, and it's all up to me how far i go. i'm standing at the edge of tomorrow. [i]TODAY![/i]
March 11th, 2011
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http://ytmnd.com/users/prairiedogeric10/activity
March 12th, 2011
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That's surprisingly well-put together.
March 12th, 2011
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You broke your promise Eric Prairie Dog. You said you wouldn't visit YTMND until May. That includes Alts. Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!
March 13th, 2011
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pde and mik3m quit YTMND like how Artie Lange quits smoking
March 15th, 2011
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What a qt.
March 17th, 2011
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Umfuld appears to be under the impression that, because the Terms of Use do not specify that the use of alternate accounts to upvote/downvote sites, it is acceptable to do what he has done with the alts "Stop-Trolling-A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, and L," along with the others among that lengthy list. Would you mind clarifying whether or not this is an acceptable use of alternate accounts?

Prior to his obvious abuse of the voting system, he claims that he never did such a thing. Whether this is true or not can only be answered by the person who controls this site. But a deletion of those cover votes on NeoMatrixClt sites would certainly reveal a lot, if it doesn't already. He wonders why people have it out for him when the answer is obvious. He thinks he runs this site and has the right to decide what is worthy of the attention of the community and what is not. His recent activity has altered the ratings of several sites that had been near the top of the up and coming, to the point that they will never be seen again (see also, the activity of the alternate accounts belonging to gr33nscr33n). He isn't helping himself when he resorts to childish playground language to refer to the people he doesn't like. So if he's trying to say that a lot of us have broken that fourth rule, he should look at his own history. He's even been banned from commenting next to the likes of sexymofo and JoeyJoeJoe.

Umfuld may feel inclined to bring up the fact that the user formerly known as "JohnnyLurg" has recently registered scores of accounts to downvote his recent sites, notably [site amusedtodeath:site]. But does that give him the right to do the same thing -- to users not involved with that activity?

Do what you feel is necessary, Max.
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March 17th, 2011
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ytmnd.com/info/terms_of_use
March 12th, 2011
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YTMND Being back has made me cum.
March 12th, 2011
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Thanks Max! Next time if you could live-blog the whole thing that'd be great.
March 12th, 2011
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wreck of the ytmnd server
March 15th, 2011
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ok, i'm going to write and perform that for y'all.

[i]the wreck of the yit-mun-D serveeerrrrr[/i]
[i][guitar/ukulele/mandolin solo][/i]
March 12th, 2011
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Thank GOD you fixed it, or I would have had to go out on a Friday night and actually had a social life.
March 12th, 2011
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s'okay, I've been running at reduced capacity for years. they once replaced me for a week w a link to Plants and Zombies.
March 12th, 2011
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Max, I thought you were going to keep the Minecraft server up, but from what you said I will lose the opportunity to meet people there, people who even use this website. For example, yesterday I was very excited when I found out that a YTMND user was in the world. I wanted to talk to him and play with him a little bit. I'm new at Minecraft so everything about it looks new and beautiful, especially the fact that I can interact with real people. Of course, there's always the real world but it's my choice if I want to go and play in a virtual world. Besides, I'm most probably the only Italian active user here and I bet most of you live in the States, in any case far from that shithole that is Italy, and I wanted to see what is like to play with one of you, without having my words dismissed in an indistinguishable cloud of forced unfunny jokes and pitiful self promotion. I think it's acceptable here to have this behaviour, we can all be characters here. But in Minecraft, how much does a fake and shady "personality" last? In the 3D world you are more human than in a webpage.
The impending closure of that Minecraft server will make me reflect about the importance of the real world not based on a computer. There's no switch off for the Universe.
March 12th, 2011
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i started clicking on sites and then left back to google before i said to myself "OH ytmnd is back!" and returned back here
March 12th, 2011
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i'm just glad everything is back to normal.
March 12th, 2011
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Good to see ytmnd.com back up. Thanks, Dave.
March 12th, 2011
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Why has no one made a Godzilla wading through the tsunami ytmnd yet? I am disappoint.
March 12th, 2011
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Nice to see YTMND back.
March 12th, 2011
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What happened to my black colored name? I bought the fuckin' shirt...
March 12th, 2011
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too racist (and hard to see)
March 12th, 2011
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Is it just me, or do these "Reduced Capability" servers and such run faster than the site has run in the last couple of months?
March 12th, 2011
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maybe it's related to the reduced userbase
March 12th, 2011
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I want to play minecraft but Notch fucked up everything with the update and it still had not fixed itself LAAAME.
March 13th, 2011
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It may be a networking issue. Check the best answer on this support page: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/clients_lose_connection_with_
exeption_disconnect_overflow_after_few_seconds_on_the_server
March 13th, 2011
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hey max, maybe you should take the Braxton contest down off the front page before it sits up there for several months, and eventually turns into some running joke.
March 13th, 2011
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SIMPLE SOLUTION: new server company. You don't have to put up with this crap.
March 13th, 2011
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[i]YEAH MAX'LL JUST GET A NEW SERVER EVEN THOUGH THE SERVER IS RUN BY HIMSELF AND IS LOCATED IN HIS APARTMENT[/i]


[u]YOU[/u]

[u]FUCKING[/u]

[b][u]RETARD[/u][/b]
March 13th, 2011
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I'm so sorry about Emily & that tsunami Mik3m.
March 14th, 2011
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http://tinyurl.com/2ssoz

Are you serious? He has the box in his living room in the year 2011? Wow, no one does that. How much can you get dedicated hosting for these days? Less than $100 per month? Maybe $200? Are you sure you know what you are talking about?

Well, at least you finally manned up to confronting me, instead of just passing messages through Rodheh.
March 14th, 2011
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so i heard on facebook you think you owned me

is that what you think? [i]faggot[/i]?

[b]i'm going to beat your fucking ass[/b]
March 15th, 2011
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I don't think I owned you, I know I owned you.

Are you going to punch me through a computer screen? LOL
March 15th, 2011
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i'm going to slice your fucking throat and make you choke on my dick when i shove it in your esophagus

[i]MOTHER FUCKER[/i]
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March 14th, 2011
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bring back featured users
March 18th, 2011
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BRING BACK ROLOS!
March 14th, 2011
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i think the most important thing to remember here guys is the fads

[i]jk, lol[/i]
March 14th, 2011
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[i]omg[/i]
March 15th, 2011
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Max,

You repeatedly ignore the concept of informing your user base of goings on with the site. A user base that is the sole source of content for your site.

Hardware failures happen. Only gross negligence can lead to backups failing as well. But I digress...

You have missed yet another opportunity in this latest post to correct/clarify/inform your user base regarding your previous post. You know, the one from Nov.05, 2010?...the one where you mentioned actual improvements to the site as well as additional accountability for it's users in the from of additional mods and "moderating with an iron fist"...

I would like to hit you.
March 15th, 2011
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I freelance full time, and am the only person doing all the system administration, programming, front end development and support for this site. There [b]isn't[/b] backup hardware, so in that aspect it can't fail! I have been working on the site during almost all of my free time lately, but this bout of hardware issues means I probably won't meet my goal of launching 2.1 in April.

I'll update the news when I have actual news.
March 16th, 2011
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Any response you give that actually contains information is a good thing.

My personal opinion is that all improvements and yes, even a change in the look and feel of the site, should be put on hold so that you can actually appoint trusted users to moderator status (which I feel is in harmony with your intent when you posted last year). All with the goal of actually fostering a more positive (and in my opinion as a result, creative) community.

Good luck with the repairs. (no backup?!?)

At any rate, I genuinely thank you for your reply.
March 17th, 2011
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I do not know what progress you have made with the next edition of the site, but what if you simply released only the new CSS skin(s) for the pages, grafted on to the current site? I am sure that is what most people would appreciate. People are visual creatures.
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March 16th, 2011
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Dude, when are you going to fix the layout back to that of the good old days?
March 16th, 2011
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I'm still looking forward to you appointing some active mods.
March 16th, 2011
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why do I keep coming back
March 17th, 2011
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Hey max, I know you are busy but is there any chance that the hall of fame will be brought back when the next round of site updates happen? If so I suggest giving Anystrom the ability to select what gets put in there. I always see him leaving comments on classic sites that they should be in the hall of fame and I almost always think he is correct in his assessment.
March 18th, 2011
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Anystrom's HOF
March 17th, 2011
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Oh look another update where max says he's going to have updates without providing any updates.
March 18th, 2011
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wait a second...


max is alive?
March 18th, 2011
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I got drunk on St. Patrick's Day. What did you do?
April 27th, 2011
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Any time you want to ban the morons would be super.
April 27th, 2011
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He already deleted/blocked all your downvoting alts, so I don't think there's really much more to do in the category of morons.
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But seriously. It'd be super.