Duet in Stereo #1

Hello again,


We're still running at reduced capacity but after emptying out the YTMND bank account, we have a lot of new hardware on the way. A good portion of our systems are relatively old at this point, so I think it should make for some major improvements in speed. There will be some downtime sometime next week but I hope to get it done in the wee-hours so it doesn't bother anyone. More information on the new hardware inside.

In an effort to be more communicative, I'm going to try and give you an update you on YTMND 2.1. I've set up a real project-management system available at http://bugs.ytmnd.net, which is infinitely more useful than doing bug tracking and feature requests on the wiki. Keep reading for details.

New Hardware

Master DB Server

  • CPU: 2x8 core 2.3Ghz
  • Memory: 64GB 1333MHz
  • HD: 4x128GB MLC SSD in RAID 10

This is such a massive upgrade to the current system which it's replacing that I'm not sure if we will even need slave databases anymore, despite costing roughly the same. I'm also planning on moving from MySQL server/InnoDB engine to the Percona Server/XtraDB engine, which I think should also have a big performance improvement on this hardware. I think once migrated, we could easily bring back the API, even if no one uses it. This machine is currently running the YTMNDEV database, and the minecraft server. It probably won't go into production until YTMND "2.1" launches.


Master Content Server

  • CPU: 1x8 core 2.3Ghz
  • Memory: 32GB 1333MHz
  • HD: 12x1TB SAS drives, in some sort of RAID

This isn't a huge upgrade except in terms of memory and space, but it would make us redundant in that the old master content server could be a "hot backup". At any rate, things should be snappier once it's in place, which I hope to happen some time in the next couple weeks.


YTMND "2.1" Status Update


The next version of YTMND is, for the most part, aesthetic changes. There will be some bug-fixes, and new features, but mostly it's implementing the new design and a big cleanup of the HTML/CSS/JS. HTML is being rewritten to HTML5 instead of XHMTL, which I think in the long run will make my life easier. These changes have long been under way but due to numerous hardware issues and a flaring-up of piriformis syndrome, it isn't nearly as far along as I'd like. I was hoping to launch before 4/1, then I was hoping to launch by 4/1, and now I'm hoping to be done by 5/1. I'm freelancing full time as well, so I really only have a chance to work on YTMND on weeknights.


Almost every comp that we've ever paid a designer to do has included some element of including user-created images around the site, which frankly scares the shit out of me because it's a moderation nightmare. These days, it isn't as much of an issue for me because of the lack of commercial traffic focused on the front page, and more-so, my lack of sentiment for YTMND users. In the past, I didn't want to enable features which could be abused because I didn't want to have to delete users. These days, I don't care so much; with the new design, not marking your YTMNDs as NSFW will result in deletion of your account without warning.


The 2.1 design includes many visual changes from the current site, some of these existed in the original 2.0 design comps, but due to me rushing it to production and the moderation issues mentioned below, they never made it. Various pages around the site will incorporate image previews in new ways. Against my normal rule of "don't show the users new designs until launch", I'm posting up some previews for you so you have an idea what I'm talking about:

The new "Up and Coming":



I still haven't decided If I'm going to allow alternate images to be uploaded for these previews, or if it will force you to crop a current image, or what.

"Generic content boxes":



Smaller thumbnails will be used in various places around the site, I'm not sure yet if they'll be a smaller version of the currently automatic thumbnails used on the site profile, or a custom image/crop, but most likely the former.


This new design will very likely last quite a long time. I want to focus more on making YTMND stable and then adding features for the next few years. So if you mind the new design, you're fucked.

Moderation


One of the major impediments of a fully-featured moderation system has been being able to adequately track and undo moderator actions. A combination of me being a control freak, and YTMND's database not being designed in a way conducive to restoring deleted data has lead to moderation on YTMND to always be a bit of a joke; moderators (and even super moderators) have never had much power. To be honest, I'm not sure if they should have very much power, but in an effort to make YTMND more self-sufficient, after the new design, moderation is going to be a big focus for me. A lot of the features I wrote for the original moderation system never got updated for all the YTMND 2.0 changes, so they need some TLC. At that point I'll invite a very small number of users to be mods, and we'll go from there to see if it's necessary to add more people.


For those of you who want to be moderators, or for those of you who still care about YTMND, the most helpful thing you can do right now for YTMND is to accurately report on bugs and add feature requests at the new bug tracker. For the time being please avoid submitting visual and browser-related bugs and feature requests. Since we should have completely new HTML and CSS soon, a lot of the bugs won't be applicable.


I'll update later this week when I launch some of this new hardware.


-Max


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For all your sites you simply take someone elses popular, original gif and add a poorly shopped head paste to it. In this one it's just a screen shot you've added the same head paste to and not someone else's popular, original gif. So I was making fun of your lack of creatively and talent. You're kind of stupid, huh? Well, not a lot of Mensas join the US army I guess.
April 27th, 2011
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i actually clicked "+" on umfuld's original post, but after reading through his comments with/vs. jimmm, my mood has changed.

[b]Upload it yourself, [i]COCKASS![/i][/b]
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I'm choking while laughing at these recent posts.

[spoil]Insert dick joke below[/spoil]
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lol, i just realized max changed "stero" to "stereo"
April 28th, 2011
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Hey max, I had a dream that you finished ytmnd 2.5 and it was everything you have ever promised and more. It was in 3D and you hired a bunch of hot chicks to promote it.
April 28th, 2011
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I have a dream that my four little alts will one day live in a YTMND where they will not be judged by the color of their username but by the content of their sites.
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I HATE PINK USERS
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except keaton
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Never noticed this before, or is it a new feature? In this site, Rafe cited two sites for the image origins. Instead of having a direct link to the asset, it links to the sites he cited:

http://ytmnd.com/sites/936052/profile
May 2nd, 2011
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Did you hear? They killed that one guy!
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Mr Bill? Ohh not to worry, he dies in every episode.
May 6th, 2011
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YTMND is all screwed up since I downloaded Firefox 4.01. Some sites don't play once loaded. Audio doesn't work or the audio echos.
May 8th, 2011
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^ 100% true; I had to downgrade back to Firefox 3 to get anything to playwright.
May 15th, 2011
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I'm not seeing this. Can you give me an example of any sites that consistently don't work in Firefox 4?
May 16th, 2011
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http://chooseunrelatedshitftw.ytmnd.com/
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May 22nd, 2011
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[site enterprisegoesbacktothefuture:site] Meh, my computer died and I had to get a new one. This is the only one I remember or still doing it. I decided to wait and see what would happen and it finally started 32 seconds after the assets loaded. (Why do people give away the joke in the URL). Not sure if that has anything to do with Firefox or not. IE9 did do this.
May 7th, 2011
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Please make all users my enemy by default. Thanks.
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DUDE THAT'S SO COOL

[spoil]HEY UMFULD! PATROL HARDER, FAGGOT!![/spoil]
May 13th, 2011
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Hey guys, remember when
May 15th, 2011
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I'll update later this week when I launch some of this new hardware.


-Max
May 15th, 2011
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I've taken time off to work on YTMND full time. I've written around 15,000 new lines of code since that comment and YTMNDev is coming along nicely.

You'll hear more when something noticeable happens.
May 17th, 2011
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Thanks for responding. Hope it goes well.
May 26th, 2011
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powerful
May 17th, 2011
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hey guys, internet
May 17th, 2011
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more coding and less grey goose? looking forward to the update max.
May 20th, 2011
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Sounds like it--the bug tracker's clocked hours have jumped quite a bit over the last couple of days.
May 26th, 2011
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hey max,

I'm suddenly unable to upload audio files in the site creator. Tried mp3 and wav files. Neither worked. Tried using chrome and firefox 4.0.1. Nope.
May 28th, 2011
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Try pasting Adam West's face over someone elses original, popular gif. That always works, doesn't it?


No but really, I'm having the same problem. Using the older firefox. I managed it earlier but no idea what I did to finally get it to work. That's why I'm not a good bug reporter guy.
May 28th, 2011
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I pasted Adam West's face onto the dick from meatspin.gif, but it won't be effective without my Ridin' Spinnaz/Batman Theme/3500Hz Square Wave mash-up remix blasting from your speakers. Just kidding.

I saw that you added this to the official YTMND bugs list. See, you're a good bug reporter guy, don't sell yourself short. Proud of you.
May 28th, 2011
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MP3s load but never finish processing. Wavs load but then seem as though you haven't even picked a file yet to upload.
May 30th, 2011
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Also, as mentioned by a few already, Firefox 4 just generally doesn't work around the site...loaded ytmnds are silent, and some loaded ytmnds just don't display until restart of firefox, and a re-download of assets...

You use firefox don't you max? At least to test?
May 30th, 2011
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Pay MasterSitsu to come back.
May 30th, 2011
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He's been around recently. You just don't know it.
May 31st, 2011
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He's DarthWang, isn't he?
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June 3rd, 2011
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I see your still drinking max
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BRING OUT THE ALTS
June 12th, 2011
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Happy 4th birthday featured users.
June 12th, 2011
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@[user Westing1992:profile] this page needs updating: http://wiki.ytmnd.com/YTMND:Commenting
June 14th, 2011
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Actually, that whole section needs updating. I'd contribute, but I can't figure out how to edit it.
June 12th, 2011
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@[user Westing1992:profile] this page needs updating: http://wiki.ytmnd.com/YTMND:Commenting
June 12th, 2011
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Well I know I didn't hit the back button or do something dumb...
June 12th, 2011
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Might as well take the 444th comment too.
June 14th, 2011
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hey guys my birthday is on the 20th
June 18th, 2011
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If I was Max, reading the back and forth between a few idiots on here, I would fucking hate my own users too...and I wouldn't want to do a thing to help them.

Kudos to Max for not just IP banning a few of you complete and utter trolls.

However, I would say something has to be done about the community here. Lots of potential, and a few obvious bad apples just completely ruin it.

This isn't a "Cheers" version of 4chan, where everybody knows your name and hates you personally, as an individual. At least it shouldn't be...
June 19th, 2011
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it's exactly that. thank you for the analysis, citizen.
June 19th, 2011
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Ytmnd is basically the internet equivalent of Easter Island. The culture is fascinating and unique, but its demise was tragically self-inflicted in part because if the misguided ideals possessed by its community.
June 25th, 2011
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In other news, at least there's a Facebook "LIKE" button on the bottom of every page now.
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July 2nd, 2011
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http://content.ytmnd.com/assets/images/news/2.1_preview_2.png

SECRET PICTURE OF THE NEW LAYOUT
July 4th, 2011
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My 3 favorite songs to listen to while drinking beers on the dock at the cottage are as follows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG4KnYSaLZw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh-5FI21s6M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXnTbmPxv5g

The 3rd song as also arguably the best music video of all times.

also [site votefor:site]
July 4th, 2011
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I happened to walk past Dave Foley on Yonge St late on a Saturday night a couple months after Phil Hartman had been murdered. I offered to Dave:

"Hey man, sorry to hear about Phil."

Dave Foley: (looks bashfully at the ground with his boyish smile) "Yeah, well, ya know."


A couple months later I saw him again, this time from the Bathurst streetcar. He was walking down the street.
July 5th, 2011
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Hey Max, what do you think of the idea of allowing a user to add a portion of a site that "introduces" a YTMND and leads in to the standard looping content? This would save space on YTMNDs where the user must make long sound and animation loops to give the impression that the site goes on forever.
July 15th, 2011
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how about you just post your creative new videos on youtube?
July 10th, 2011
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Let us all celebrate the release of the newest Dead Milkmen album in 16 years "A King in Yellow".
July 12th, 2011
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Hey guys, I got a new tattoo! I just wanted you all to see it first hand! http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/42313-jennifer-anist
on-shows-off-new-tattoo/1309038420_jennifer-aniston-blog.jpg

Hope all is well with you! Love you!

J
July 12th, 2011
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[i]That's[/i] your tattoo?? I can't even see it! Brad and I get tatts together all the time; we even share needles with all our kids!

No one is fooled by your pathetic girl next door routine, bitch!
July 12th, 2011
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Hi, GaryGnu... ;)
July 13th, 2011
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lol
July 14th, 2011
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through some miracle i just bought flash for 40 bucks. too pumped. PREPARE FOR SOME SHITTY SITES ALL YOU MOTHA SUCKAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!
July 14th, 2011
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I just wanted to point out that's it been almost four months since we've had an update on the new design. That is all.
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