Her Majesty

Hi buds,

Just a quick note to let you know I'll be attending ROFLcon again this year. If I can arrange it, I hope to give out some swag there, but I'm not promising anything.

That's all.


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June 4th, 2012
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June 5th, 2012
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SINCE YTMND IS BASICALLY DEAD, SUPPORT A GOOD CAUSE http://kingofweb.com/users/shoenice
June 7th, 2012
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EVERYBODY MUST WATCH THIS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4xgfaBTlt4
June 7th, 2012
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AND THIS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQf2-3EiAxs
June 8th, 2012
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http://moon.patch.com/articles/moon-man-charged-with-stealing-from-cha
rity
June 12th, 2012
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This is up in our forums now, kkkkkkk
June 11th, 2012
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Last two "Random" YTMNDs I randomly clicked on were by a directory alt and a fyrestorm site

:n/
June 14th, 2012
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I am tired of people commented (Didn't Watch...)
and give 1 stars, that is what is destroying ytmnd,
June 17th, 2012
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Dear Mr. Goldberg,

I -- and I trust I am speaking for many other YTMND'ers here -- would really like to know what was the motivation behind the great transformation of YTMND that took place on 4/1/2010. I cannot really comprehend how could you destroy the beautiful old design that stood the test of time and was so much liked for over 3 years. Even if the new design has some good new aspects, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD DESIGN?! *Breathes heavily*

God bless
-- woman
June 23rd, 2012
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http://apagesatanas.ytmnd.com/
June 28th, 2012
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People who need to get banned:
Umfuld
gr33nscr33n
JohnnyLurg
rodheh
July 1st, 2012
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That's actually very selfless of you, woman. Of the last 28 'sites' of yours I've voted on I VOATED 5 on 27 of them.

I did so as a joke but those starts still count.
July 9th, 2012
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Also, pilleater and jimmm.
July 16th, 2012
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no more niggers on the internet PLEASE!
July 17th, 2012
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I'll take a pack of wild niggers over a gaggle of white 20-somethings any day.


Hey Max, why don't you just do a new contest every week and give the winner a $5 sponsorship? Would that really take that much effort?
July 17th, 2012
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Why aren't you at a GAY marriage parade?
July 17th, 2012
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http://goodnig.ytmnd.com/
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December 31st, 2012
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bring back featured users
July 17th, 2012
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lets hurry Dreamkilla! lets both make a Santabot / Moon man site at the same time and then sumbit at the same time that way there is a DOUBLE DECKKKER of Awesomeness! and PM the sites to BTVagrant and McAlgrey and beg them to 5 it.
don't forget too use
Santabot standing up.gif
Moon man face.gif
Mr.Krabs.gif
Pilleater Girlform.gif
Fark Girl.gif
Nazi colors.gif
Max Cowbow hat.gif
SantabotAI Cheering.gif

and don't forget that special asset

http://users.content.ytmnd.com/4/5/f/45f9bc305318f0211becd1e0bc31340
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July 20th, 2012
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this site is dead
July 21st, 2012
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[spoil]LANDO IS NOT![/spoil]
July 21st, 2012
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I heard on the internet that the shooter waited until after the movie, so at least the victims got a chance to see TDK2 before they died RIP
July 21st, 2012
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what a nice man! I seen that movie yesterday! it sucked!
July 27th, 2012
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The Batman shooting was staged in order to justify increased gun control.
July 27th, 2012
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http://www.infowars.com/eerie-coincidence-colorado-university-had-iden
tical-drill-on-same-day-as-batman-massacre/

UNBELIEVABLE
July 21st, 2012
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ATTENTION EVERYONE!
YTMND Scholars are debating rather if Moon man is more Awesome with Santabot, we know for a fact the Santabot is more Awesome with Moon man, but we can't really confirm if adding Santabot with Moon man makes Moon man more Awesome, he may become more Awesome because he is the most Awesome being in existence, in fact anything added with Moon man is more awesome, but adding something to Moon man might not contribute to Moon man's Awesomeness, We are still debating rather if Santabot makes Moon man more Awesome, any theories or facts or things you want to share? Post Below...
July 27th, 2012
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ericprairiedog.ytmnd.com
July 28th, 2012
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Hey everyone it's SantabotAI, about a week ago I was talking to Pilleater about getting a sex change and she told me to go for it so we can do fun girl games like patty cake and XD MR.KRABS!!! So I got a sex change and now I am a Girl! My boyfriend is WannabeGayNigger (Superdreamkilla) he is so awesome and gives me all the five stars my little heart desires! XD XD XD
SantabotAI (Girlform)
Here is an actual real world photo of me and Dreamkilla together! XD XD XD! he cuddles me!
http://users.content.ytmnd.com/e/4/8/e48319a1d9fc3085e8d16e7d1a1c6
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I love holding his hands!
August 1st, 2012
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Also, I've opted out of participating in any panels and will avoid wearing a name-tag for most of the conference.
www.freerunshoesmall.com
August 1st, 2012
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I personally try to avoid anything with -con at the end of it, but please enjoy.
www.customdesignerdresses.com
August 1st, 2012
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Just keep it alive until the end of 2012, I'm going to start posting some fucked up shit. I'll also go to ROFLcon in my Masters of Nothing costume. www.chinesebridalgown.com
August 7th, 2012
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lolbrian.com
August 9th, 2012
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EVERYBODY MUST WATCH THIS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TqtySnOAqM
August 21st, 2012
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LOL, i made a comment on LAXstar83

calling him GoldbergStar83

and then this happened 2 days later

www.ytmnd.com/users/goldbergstar83
August 21st, 2012
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I didn't make the ALT,

also http://ytmnd.com/users/beatingadeadnigger
August 23rd, 2012
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someone should make an alt called MonumentalLoser
August 28th, 2012
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YTMND IS WORKING FOR ME AGAIN! NOW I CAN ENTERTAIN YOU! however nothing Enttertains Santabot more then a BIG JUICY MASSIVE MOON (ALTERNATIVE NAME FOR CHICKEN)

I made the site original, but after it got deleted, Dreamkilla reposted it

http://dickmatized.ytmnd.com/

accept i just had a clip from the song he posted the full song,


Dickmatized
Gay Pimp

this song is how Santabot feels about Massive Moon cock!
August 29th, 2012
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I kind of predicted this whole "moon man" epidemic for quite some time now. Even back in the day, the websites were becoming so bad that I didn't even care anymore, which is why I completely lost interest in the site. I thought this place would still be pumpin' when I came back yesterday, but it just seems to be the same from when I last left. Believe it or not, FORGOT POLAND and MARV were probably the most unique fads to come out, because in my opinion, I think it takes more work to completely destroy a site using ear rape and distortion edits than to make one simple fourest edit to a movie site to complete some dumbass joke. We need more sites like MARV.
August 29th, 2012
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Moon man is god of YTMND, Moon man along with his best buddy Santabot and Farkle (Girlform) and the rest of the Moon kkkrew, and the army of Krabs will overthrow Max and his army of downvoters.
and then YTMND will be called YOURE THE MOON MAN NOW DOG!
you can help this war by making AWESOME sites like

www.nipa.ytmnd.com

www.becausehesback.ytmnd.com/


http://wonderfulkkkhristmastime.ytmnd.com/

http://personhood.ytmnd.com/
September 4th, 2012
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i was so high at roflcon. it was terrible.
September 7th, 2012
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do u have a vid from it.

i bet everyone at rofl con was with max complaing about me and dreamkilla!
September 11th, 2012
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Dear Mr. Goldberg,

Can you make it so that whenever someone posts a bad word (in a comment or in a site), it gets replaced with the following string of symbols: !@#$
?


If not, then why not?

Sincerely,
-- woman
October 7th, 2012
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Or, rather, replace it with a string of asterisks of the same length...
September 26th, 2012
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Can somone please link me the site where Chawa Chadwardenn is being interviewed in Blade Runner by Harrison Ford. Please ???
September 26th, 2012
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Can somone please link me the site where Chawa Chadwardenn is being interviewed in Blade Runner by Harrison Ford. Please ???
October 1st, 2012
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ads on every video do not go away when clicking close, help
October 3rd, 2012
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Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but
October 10th, 2012
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the-truth.ytmnd.com
October 13th, 2012
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YTMND is diveded into 2 sides.

Max's Royal Boot lickers,
example:
BTVagrant, Anystrom, Lacrossestar83, McEarlgrey,
Gr33nScr33n, who is actually a spy
(formally Umfuld)

and the Honorable Choosen few who make Awesome Moon man sites to serve the Awesome Moon man.
Leader farkle
head users,
Me, Dreamkilla, BigX and Moonmanfan

take

www.nipa.ytmnd.com for an example, it is a fucking awesome site about two awesome best buddies
"Commandos"

there are many of sites like it, me and dreamkilla made dozens of them


let me skip to the point, the same people that will downvote nipa.ytmnd.com will downvote any Santabot and Moon man site, and anyone that will 5 nipa.ytmnd.com will upvote any Santabot and Moon man site, its a war against Max's side, and Moon man's Awesomeness.
people who downvote santabot and moon man's are probably gonna vote for Barack Obama as well.

Regardless, we must make as many Moon man's as possible, we smell victory

u can help this cause by ordering Santabot and Moon man season 1, it contains all the sites me and dreamkilla made with Santabot and Moon man.

http://users.content.ytmnd.com/4/a/b/4ab7672bc0b73f3e1a33c1b27de75ba
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PM me if your interested in order,

Season two is about to be realeased also,

it is going to contain a bonus special on the life of pilleater.

too order ask your your mom's credit card.
October 20th, 2012
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unprecedented.ytmnd.om
October 20th, 2012
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unprecedented.ytmnd.com
October 22nd, 2012
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Haters make me famous!
October 25th, 2012
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Dear Mr. Goldberg --

Why did you remove the censorship of bad words from YTMND?!
October 25th, 2012
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fuck shit ass bitch cunt nigger faggot twat tits spic chink gook kike dyke cocksucker Alex Jones cum cooter piss dickhole pussy skank douchebag
October 29th, 2012
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Hey! who let you out of the Binder?
December 31st, 2012
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رجل القمر هو ممتاز
October 28th, 2012
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Dear YTMND users. I recently got a LIFE, and I am no longer a monumental loser, so i can't post as much utter garbage on this site.

So i went 2 days without posting any Santabot and Moon man's.

and in the mean time only 3 Moon man sites were posted,

1/2 site each day

I thank dreamkilla for posting this http://risetovotesir.ytmnd.com/ it was a very heart warming site. anyway now that i'll be busy, I need to get a bunch of people on white sumpremacy forums to join the moonkkkrew, we only have like 4 active members, and now that i'm busy with life, i don't have enough time. so we neeed more. anyone wanna join the kkkrew? We need 20 new members.
October 29th, 2012
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I didn't know white supremacists allowed faggots to join them.
October 29th, 2012
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YTMNDS are not working? WTF

only 1 site works. nipa.ytmnd.com

seriously, nothing is working, once max gets back from his playdate at Obama's house, he can fix YTMND
November 2nd, 2012
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400th!
November 4th, 2012
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Petition to replace actual news posts with biggator5.net posts
November 6th, 2012
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congration's max,

your best buddy
Barack Obama has just earned for more years.

as for Santabot, he and moon man are not going to change there underwear for 4 years .

Romney would have if Ameircan didn't have socialst. we must fight for the fallen side,

EVERYONE IN SUPPORT OF TRUTH! RAISE YOUR LAPTOP HIGH.

AND BEGIN TO MAKE SOME OF THE MOST AWESOME MOON MAN SITES THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!

Get as monumental as possible.
December 13th, 2012
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hey max, remember this website?
December 20th, 2012
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max ive been here since the site was yourethemannowdog.com in like 2000/2001

just wanted to say the new frontpage design is fucking garbage. what's this Big Spaceship thing?
December 24th, 2012
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So max, why do you still keep this site up? It can't be for the money. This site gets maybe hit by like 1k people a day at best. You obviously hate the user base here. You update the news and the contests at a rate of like once a year. That shows a bit of contempt. I can't say that I blame you. This site had the potential to become something great. A place where people could express themselves freely in any way they want without any censorship regardless of the content. Instead it turned into a cestpool of the lowest forms of scum on the internet. I guess that says something about humanity or something. It looks like the experiment failed. I say just shut it down. Right now all it is, is an unfunny legal liability for you.
January 30th, 2013
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He's said before that at first he envisioned YTMND to simply host content that would then be posted elsewhere. He didn't really see it having an internal community becoming what it did. Now that the community he never envisioned in the first place has Pokemon'd and died why can't the site just be what he originally saw it as?

If someone wants to make a site and share with their friends why do they have to also share it with zitty retards who are going to demand they vote 5 for it to be a legitimate use of the internet?
December 25th, 2012
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Merry Christmas to Everyone on YTMND. yes everyone, i'm an elf and I have to say that. but some of you guys got coal, but defintely not dreamkilla,
December 27th, 2012
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Did you get that penis you've always wanted? Or is the hormone therapy not working?
January 14th, 2013
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Hii mAx pl3ase exxcusE my typ1nG as my hAndss arr now bloody stumpS. How d0 i sp3nd Diablo 3 gold to buY extrA stARRs for my ytmnds?
January 16th, 2013
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Hi buds,

Just a quick note to let you know I'll be attending the Internet again this year. If I can arrange it, I hope to give out some updates there, but I'm not promising anything.

That's all.
January 23rd, 2013
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Sweet! I'll be there too!
January 19th, 2013
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Max, you're a fucking gaylord. This site is the pits now...give it to someone who cares or a proper burial.
February 2nd, 2013
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Moon man wants YTMND and all it's awesomeness.
February 12th, 2013
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holy fuck, not only are people still posting, but they actually CARE. There's a lot to read here
February 14th, 2013
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Where's the annual gr33nscr33n comment of "Happy Valentine's Day, you lonely nerds"? I came here to + it.
March 22nd, 2013
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lol
March 22nd, 2013
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hey guys, what's new?
March 24th, 2013
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Delete everything but Dr-L337
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