happiness is a warm gun

Howdy folks,

First off I'd like to thank everyone for voting for me on the Snakes on a Plane contest. I seem to be kicking ass. For those of you in the nyc area hit me up as there will likely be spots open at the screening.

Also big ups to Wired Magazine for their recent blurb about YTMND.

YTMND will be having its own contest as well, read more for details.


As many of you know, I recently changed things around so instead of the "site not found :(" message you get a YTMND. Since that time I've gathered quite a few misspelling domains from typosquatters. ytmd.com, ytmmd.com, ytnnd.com, ytmnd.org, ytmnd.net, etc. It's up to you guys to make a YTMND explaining that people who visit these sites have misspelled the name. The site will redirect after around 15 seconds, and the best site will be an automatic HoF entry. Post your entries here for the time being.

This brings me to my next topic, original content. Every day I receive more and more complaints about stolen content ending up on ytmnd. Please guys, if you are going to take the time to upload something you didn't create yourself, find the time to cite the sources, and no "internets" doesn't count.

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July 23rd, 2006
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The IP tracker killed Kennedy!
July 23rd, 2006
509th
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The IP tracker is the person in Hong Kong who distributes illegal bootlegs of quality films upon the internet using peer to peer networks.
July 23rd, 2006
510th
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The IP tracker committed war crimes in Vietnam and then blamed a crack commando unit for them.
July 23rd, 2006
511th
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The IP tracker made Kurt Cobain commit suicide.
July 23rd, 2006
512th
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The IP tracker broke the levees in New Orleans.
July 23rd, 2006
513th
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The IP tracker was one of the terrorists in Die Hard With a Vengeance who got away after the chopper blew up.
July 23rd, 2006
514th
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The IP tracker was the person who nailed Jesus to the cross.
July 23rd, 2006
515th
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The IP tracker was the British soldier who fired the first shot of the Revolutionary War.
July 23rd, 2006
516th
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The IP tracker am become death, destroyer of worlds.
July 23rd, 2006
517th
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My little contribution. http://remytmnd.ytmnd.com/
July 23rd, 2006
518th
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The IP tracker gave the Russians the bomb.
July 23rd, 2006
519th
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The IP tracker created the Bermuda Triangle.
July 23rd, 2006
520th
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THe IP tracker was oneof Capone's hitmen in the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre.
July 23rd, 2006
521st
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The IP tracker was the AI in the original Street Fighter that made Bison so damn cheap.
July 23rd, 2006
522nd
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The IP tracker is in command of Hezbollah.
July 23rd, 2006
523rd
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The IP tracker turned Pearl Jam into a terrible protest band.
July 23rd, 2006
524th
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Death-Incarnate, your feelings on the IP tracker?
July 23rd, 2006
525th
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It is the Anti-Christ. The very polar opposite of anything virtuous and good. It is a black mark upon the world and needs to die.
July 23rd, 2006
526th
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Go ahead and sponge my f*cking tits & get it over with!!!
July 23rd, 2006
527th
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The IP tracker killed Qui Gon.
July 23rd, 2006
528th
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Damn spammers burying my posts...http://remytmnd.ytmnd.com/
July 23rd, 2006
529th
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invite me to go see the snakes on a plane thing in NYC
July 23rd, 2006
530th
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I am not a spammer. Merely a prophet speaking the evils of the IP tracker.
July 23rd, 2006
531st
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You win the prize! Also cocks.
July 23rd, 2006
532nd
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just for fun: http://misspelled.ytmnd.com
July 23rd, 2006
533rd
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I like to lick hobos...
July 23rd, 2006
534th
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I just realized people have to be retarded to not know that it's YTMND.com
July 23rd, 2006
535th
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http://ycnyt.ytmnd.com
July 23rd, 2006
536th
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Max, I'm pretty darned close to the NYC area, I'm in northern NJ. I'm mature and I won't annoy your f*ckin' teeth out - aim is the username.
July 23rd, 2006
537th
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FOR GOD'S SAKE SHUT THE BLOODY IP TRACKER OFF!
July 23rd, 2006
538th
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I put in a Sean Connery quote with the IP tracker. What now?
July 23rd, 2006
539th
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YOU CAN TAKE OUR IP'S, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!
July 24th, 2006
540th
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http://luthorwrongurl.ytmnd.com/ I started out making that for the contest, but I'm almost sure now that it's way too long (both loading and playing). Oh well.
July 24th, 2006
541st
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I'll give a 5 to anyone who pms me in the next 40 minutes
July 24th, 2006
542nd
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yeah, i figured nobody would take me up on my offer, nobody likes me...
July 24th, 2006
543rd
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hey the comments layout on the profile page just f*cking sucks change it back
July 24th, 2006
544th
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Also c/unts is the new also cocks. Start repeating it like the good little sheep you are.
July 24th, 2006
545th
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Get skeeted awn>?n*gg*!@
July 24th, 2006
546th
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IP Tracker? Well, if it made Kurt Cobain commit suicide, it can't be all bad.
July 24th, 2006
547th
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What AnYoNe said. Old Comments page > New Comments page. Even in Firefox, and Firefox can make webpages look like sex. /sarcasm
July 24th, 2006
548th
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What is the problem with max making money off of his site? I mean he came up with a good idea that alot of people got behind, and worked hard to make it what it is today, so he should be making money. There's a difference between what ebaum does, and what max does. ebaum has a staff who he pays to post stolen content. Max allows anybody on the internet to come to his site and make something funny if they choose to do so, and maybe a few ytmnds are stolen from other websites, but that isn't max's fault, it's the creators fault. By allowing everybody to participate in YTMND, it is hard to moderate that kind of thing, but for Ebaum, he puts maybe 10 things on his page a week, which is incredibly simple to moderate. ebaum knows what he's doing, he knows he's stealing, and he's sure he can get away with it, and thus far, he has for the most part. I mean big f*ckin deal if he used his site to win the snakes on a plane thing? it's his website, and there are no rules against it. just admit you're jealous of success
July 24th, 2006
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Heres my entry for the contest : http://ytmndconfusion.ytmnd.com/
July 24th, 2006
550th
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The IP tracker killed good music by innundating the world with crappy pop-punk bands who think people care about what they think.
July 24th, 2006
551st
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http://ytmndbeautifulnotmy.ytmnd.com/ my entry.
July 24th, 2006
552nd
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I want typogra's "misspelled" entry to win. It's original, sleek, and even has subliminal stars.
July 24th, 2006
553rd
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lol, counter
July 24th, 2006
554th
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this morning i had a good idea on how to help slow the tide of downvoters, but sice nobody cares what i think, im not going to tell you
July 24th, 2006
555th
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How do I origional content here? Also 563rd.
July 24th, 2006
556th
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http://discharges.org/h/1106/ has already won this contest. btw, when does it end?
July 24th, 2006
557th
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I'm in Northern Jersey about 10 minutes away from NYC and would positively love to go as well as meet a man that has impacted the internet as you have.
July 24th, 2006
558th
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There needs to be a feature to assist in the citation of sources.....hmmm...
July 24th, 2006
559th
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max, you have the domain ytmmd, or ytnnd, but not the most common one as "YTNMD"...???
July 24th, 2006
560th
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People like StevenSeaf*g are the reason why proper citation is so important.
July 24th, 2006
561st
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Sometimes I only type in YT and it redirects me to this site for WW2 hobby build stuff.
July 24th, 2006
562nd
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If I was Max, I would IP ban anyone who bitched about the tracker. It is HIS site and really does not effect you at all.
July 24th, 2006
563rd
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i wish the ip jokes was MAC jokes lol
July 24th, 2006
565th
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I really like the ytmnd.com/assets stuff.
July 24th, 2006
566th
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you know that feeling you get when you eat to much cheeseburger helper? cause i do....
July 24th, 2006
567th
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I can't decide between http://ytmnderror.ytmnd.com/ or the great http://misspelled.ytmnd.com/ ...can't we use both? :)
July 24th, 2006
568th
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##### # # # ########## # # # ######
July 24th, 2006
569th
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I heartily agree with Max's comment on siting your sources. I mean, if you're gonna hate ebaum's for stealing sh*t and not giving credit, then don't do it yourself!
July 24th, 2006
570th
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is it just me or are women much inferior to men?
July 24th, 2006
571st
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...and yet, so much hotter?
July 24th, 2006
572nd
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free fives for the next 1/2 hour
July 24th, 2006
573rd
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just pm me
July 24th, 2006
574th
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GIVE ME SCREENING TICKET. NOW. D: New Jersey.
July 24th, 2006
575th
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South Jersey. Only about an hour away
July 24th, 2006
576th
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nobody took me up on my offer =(
July 24th, 2006
577th
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New York here baby
July 24th, 2006
578th
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THE 497TH COMMENT WAS THE LAST COMMENT.
July 24th, 2006
579th
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NOW THIS IS RLY THE LAST COMMENT
July 24th, 2006
580th
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589th
July 24th, 2006
581st
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"If I was Max, I would IP ban anyone who bitched about the tracker. It is HIS site and really does not effect you at all." Actually, it does effect me. And I doubt you even know what it is or where it is. And get a sense of humor. Those witty comments of mine are much better than a constant stream of sites about the IP tracker or a comment bomb.
July 24th, 2006
582nd
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Lol amidointhisrite
July 24th, 2006
583rd
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Here is my entry. http://sorryyouflunk.ytmnd.com/
July 24th, 2006
584th
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What...Worried about Max finding out about your habit of visiting sites that feature underage filipino boys?
July 24th, 2006
585th
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lol, 594th!
July 24th, 2006
586th
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The commenting never stops. Didn't Max also say to stop just typing the comment's number?
July 24th, 2006
587th
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Yup, and he has a YTMND about it too. Also 596th
July 24th, 2006
588th
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once again, whatischunk.ytmnd.com is the worst ytmnd of all time. join the gang and 5 it, either ironically or in appreciation of how bad it is.
July 24th, 2006
589th
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No, THIS is the worst ytmnd of all time: affleet.ytmnd.com
July 24th, 2006
590th
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They are equally hilarious expressions of retardation.
July 24th, 2006
592nd
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zomg 601 lolol cant wait till 666 XD
July 24th, 2006
593rd
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so close...
July 24th, 2006
594th
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umm.. did someone break the music on the non flash ytmnds? it's giving me that 'duh duh duh duh' song by that one girl from the 80's on everything...
July 24th, 2006
595th
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sounds like an elaborate joke to me.
July 24th, 2006
596th
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^ Every single YTMND is like that... as far as I know.
July 24th, 2006
597th
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same here... I cleared my cache, cookies, and history, so I think it's server-side. This is so weird...
July 24th, 2006
598th
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i must say however, i feel the tinsiest bit of anger knowing all of my ytmnd's now have that crappy loop on them.
July 24th, 2006
599th
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phase 2 deployed?
July 24th, 2006
600th
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Sound database seems like it's offline/down/hacked at the moment.
July 24th, 2006
601st
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I saw that image, i saw it. And although it isn't there right now, just know....i saw it.
July 24th, 2006
602nd
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...or someone's playing with us.
July 24th, 2006
603rd
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Strange sh*t is happening... straaaange sh*t.
July 24th, 2006
604th
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yeah, just now happened. it was weird, i was going through the hall of fame.... nsmb was fine and then went to another and it was totally not... then all of them were just NOT
July 24th, 2006
605th
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Seems like not just the sound is being messed with. I get a message when I refresh some time "Unoriginal or stolen image goes here." What up with that?
July 24th, 2006
606th
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Ebaumsworld has attacked us! OMG! lawl
July 24th, 2006
607th
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...OR max could be testing a new anti-stolen-media feature. That'd be a nice way to deter it, eh? That image and "Tom's Diner" instead of more StevenSeaf*g-type sites?
July 24th, 2006
609th
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Well f*cking great. Here we go again.
July 24th, 2006
610th
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Max! The war has come on YTMND soil! Alert the internetz!
July 24th, 2006
611th
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WHAT THE f*ck HAPPENED?!
July 24th, 2006
612th
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Whoa, YTMND's sound has been teh hacked!
July 24th, 2006
613th
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what
July 24th, 2006
614th
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I have to admit, my latest site is awful HOT with that sound loop now. A bunch of Guardians from The Guardian Legend marching to Tom's Diner...o_0
July 24th, 2006
616th
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NOOOOOOOOO!!!! How did I miss it?! I shall return!!!
July 24th, 2006
617th
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Even ebaumsworld isn't stupid enough to f*ck with YTMND. More than likely is max screwing with our naievity.
July 24th, 2006
618th
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Jesus, the image too. *sigh* people with nothing better to do.
July 24th, 2006
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...nevermind, now it's STOP POSTING CRAP gifs everywhere. Hax. sigh
July 24th, 2006
620th
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it was all a test.
July 24th, 2006
621st
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WTF is going on?! XD
July 24th, 2006
622nd
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MAX, SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB. WE HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE.
July 24th, 2006
623rd
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OMG LETS ALL FREAK THE f*ck OUT! I hope the damage isn't permanent though...
July 24th, 2006
625th
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Still seems like an anti-stolen-content deterrent (though I can't stand that STOP POSTING CRAP gif--but I guess that's the core idea).
July 24th, 2006
627th
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Lovely joke, Max :)
July 24th, 2006
628th
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so he's using stolen media to stop stolen media? that doesn't even make sense. And if stopping unoriginal content was his aim, why not just shut down the site? No this just feels like ventrilo circlejerk + alcohol + people with power.
July 24th, 2006
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nope, it's back again
July 24th, 2006
630th
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I mean...nice joke with the whole every-site-has-the-same-sound-file thing. :D
July 24th, 2006
632nd
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Then, the Suffering was no more...
July 24th, 2006
633rd
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what
July 24th, 2006
634th
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ShadowDawg142 (3:16:36 AM): WE GOT HAXED mac10 camper (3:16:39 AM): it was Bauman, that bitch H1K4RU X (3:16:41 AM): the balck demographic does not approve The Big Dawg J (3:16:42 AM): i think it was max playing a prank --- I was right, and I never go on Vent :P
July 25th, 2006
635th
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this has nothing to do with vent stop spamming
July 25th, 2006
636th
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nevermind klasky he's just a bitter ass.
July 25th, 2006
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http://ytmnd.com/assets/cb1ae562778d8639faaa72dfd5099704 It would be nice to see ALL (not just the last 50) just to see what the first one was.
July 25th, 2006
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made this...dont wanna make a ytmnd....so someone steal it plz http://i7.tinypic.com/20z7edk.jpg
July 25th, 2006
639th
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^ that really sucks.
July 25th, 2006
640th
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The scientologists have taken me. Please send money.
July 25th, 2006
641st
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needs a comma (last sentence)
July 25th, 2006
642nd
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"What...Worried about Max finding out about your habit of visiting sites that feature underage filipino boys?" The IP tracker doesn't do that. It's a forums thing that screwed a lot of users over. Besides the fact I don't go to those kind of sites. Although I do enjoy a good lastmeasure...
July 25th, 2006
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btw.. i voted for you...
July 25th, 2006
644th
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wow i'm on 50 last Vigilante - Answers list
July 25th, 2006
645th
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max, I'd like to see this site built under xml. That way we could have real-time apperances of new sites, and dramatic visual demonstrations of sites lowering and raising in status. Just a fantasy I know...
July 25th, 2006
646th
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It doesn't need to be "built under" anything, as long as it outputs the correct [x]html (and rss--an rss feed for sites that stay in Up and Coming for 3 minutes would be HOT).
July 25th, 2006
647th
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WHO THE f*ck DID CHANGED 'http://survivaball.ytmnsfw.com/' to NSFW because this is complete BS
July 25th, 2006
648th
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Adverb uses NSFW/kill as an anti-stolen-content penalty. He also has a broader interpretation of stolen content (as in "that same joke's been done before by someone else, so why take it and use it again?").
July 25th, 2006
649th
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658th!! Take it!
July 25th, 2006
650th
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659thhhhhhhhhhhhh
July 25th, 2006
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July 25th, 2006
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661
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662
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663
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664
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665
July 25th, 2006
657th
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666 i am the anti christ LOL
July 25th, 2006
658th
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KILL THE ANTICHRIST!! ARGGG!!! *stabs*
July 25th, 2006
659th
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agged i will used two majic which takes away 10 life.
July 25th, 2006
660th
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I live just outside NYC but I don't think I could actually sit through Snakes on a Plane... I'll keep voting once a day anyway :D
July 25th, 2006
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i've thought about that too, nutnics, but one downside would be wanting to click on a link and then the link changes right under your mouse taking you to something you didnt want to go to, i mean that's bound to happen all the time and it would drive me crazy for sure.
July 25th, 2006
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http://hockeygoalie.ytmnd.com/
July 25th, 2006
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672nd
July 25th, 2006
664th
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I live in brooklyn. I voted for you, can i go?
July 25th, 2006
665th
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MAX IS THE AWESOME!!!!!!!!
July 25th, 2006
666th
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HOLLA!
July 25th, 2006
667th
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1st
July 25th, 2006
668th
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ooops I lagged
July 25th, 2006
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if anybody sends me a pm ill upvote their sites*
July 25th, 2006
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July 25th, 2006
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680 FTW!
July 25th, 2006
672nd
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And as long as you're hosting this massive uncleared samples archive, how the f*ck are you going to sue someone for copyright infringement when they squat on typo domains? Drop all this legalist "straight and narrow" bullsh*t and reclaim your pirate's soul. It's still there.
July 25th, 2006
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July 25th, 2006
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I love the asset feature. I propose every site with this asset - http://ytmnd.com/assets/ca39def3fd4682baa78d464a7430db71 - be deleted. all opposed?
July 25th, 2006
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http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/7/a/f7aab9918facacffb742832a5a3cb701.mp3 - and changing this asset back to "tom's diner" would mark a significant improvement to each of the sites with this music :P
July 25th, 2006
676th
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I'm kinda upset someone cheated for the 666th spot - You lose, good day sir!
July 25th, 2006
677th
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ban EmoFTW please - it's someone's gay alt account
July 25th, 2006
678th
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That's two spammers that need punched in the gall bladder.
July 25th, 2006
679th
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1000 is mine f*ck off f*ckers
July 25th, 2006
680th
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"I propose every site with this asset - http://ytmnd.com/assets/ca39def3fd4682baa78d464a7430db71 - be deleted." I strongly agree. That image should be wiped and banned from ytmnd--nay, from the internets and from detectable existence.
July 25th, 2006
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HEY MAX. SUP DUDE. SRSLY.
July 25th, 2006
682nd
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I'd like to see the first YTMND to have a certain asset, not just the last 50.
July 26th, 2006
683rd
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Im have an idea that someone can take "PUNCH THE RIGHT KEYS FOR GOD SAKE" :d
July 26th, 2006
684th
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The first YTMND to use a given sound/image should be indicated in some way.
July 26th, 2006
685th
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good lord: http://ytmnd.com/assets/185819b8a12ad664d53785f1bba3b5d6
July 26th, 2006
686th
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I am leaving ytmnd forever. It's been fun but I've had it with the sh*tty forced fads and noob frontpagers 5'ing old internet sh*t just because they're seeing it for the first time. The forced memes are actually worse than the forced fads. Ytmnd used to be one of the cooler places on the internet, really special and cutting edge and it still is to an extent but the good stuff is too few and far between. I try to wake people up by downvoting sh*tty old fads and unoriginal sh*t and I usually get a reply like 'NGE your sites are lowly rated so stfu' uh DUH cause I've been here more than 2 months, everybody gets hit with waves of downvoters eventually especially if you made your sites before new failsafe measures to stop mass downvoting. Caring about your rating is so noob, anyway. Some of you have been cool and you know who you are, but a lot of you have turned to the dark side and, in a vulgar display of power, are actively promoting sh*tty non-fads. Sure you're owning frontpage, but telling a bunch of
July 26th, 2006
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ten year olds which memes to parrot over and over /= ownage. Stop upvoting sh*t just because it contains fad x, or saying sh*t like '4, would be 5 if you add fad x.' A sites quality has nothing to do with the number of fads you squeeze in. Based on what I've seen in frontpage comments lately I don't expect it to get better anytime soon. I don't know why frontpage became such a noob sandbox, ebaum probably had something to do with all the new users registering, but damn it sucks somebody post the pic of the azn kid eating 1337 cereals and put it in top 15 lol.
July 26th, 2006
688th
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Pffft...like YOU were making YTMND a better place...
July 26th, 2006
689th
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I saw that NGE regularly downvoted "Epic" sites. If he's truly leaving thats the only reason I need to mourn.
July 26th, 2006
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smooth, in theory thats a good idea, but if someone simply resizes the image, such as in good ol whatischunk.ytmnd.com, its not the 'same' image anymore.
July 26th, 2006
691st
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700! Yes! You Jew!
July 26th, 2006
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__________________________________________________________________________701th
July 26th, 2006
693rd
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Bring me a taco.
July 26th, 2006
695th
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July 26th, 2006
696th
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I just hope that the concepts Azoruk showed (leaked?) in his YTMND come to life and put NARVs in their place.
July 26th, 2006
697th
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THE 497TH COMMENT WAS THE LAST COMMENT. NOW THIS IS SRSLY THE LAST COMMENT, ALSO LOL.
July 26th, 2006
698th
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Can we develop some sort of function on the website which keeps *sshats from complaining about the lack of originality in new content while simultaneously downvoting anything and everything (not fad-related)?
July 26th, 2006
699th
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ok the wall of shame includes these users. no-one-you-know-or-care-about WALRUSWOMAN WALRUSMAN Mr-One Penisbird
July 26th, 2006
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mourning services for nogodexistsiii's departure will be held august 5 2006 at my house, please bring a candle
July 26th, 2006
701st
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I like your name being green on the comment page, but I'd go with purple, and smoothmedia is right, the first source site of anything should be properly recognized.
July 26th, 2006
702nd
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MAx i think there a Traior In ytmnd who really working for ebaumsworld but WHO!?
July 26th, 2006
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I plan to get the 1000th spot.
July 26th, 2006
704th
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lol
July 26th, 2006
705th
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Today, Wednesday, July 26th 2006, I declare the "Top Viewed YTMNDs" section : GAY.
July 26th, 2006
706th
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agree with jpeg..
July 26th, 2006
707th
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I have not looked at the top viewed that much since last summer.
July 26th, 2006
708th
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718 hhhaha bitchs
July 26th, 2006
709th
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HEY MAX HEY MAX HEY MAX HEY MAX HEY MAX HEY MAX smileys smileys smileys HEY MAX HEY MAX HEY MAX HEY MAX HEY MAX HEY MAX
July 26th, 2006
710th
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720th
July 26th, 2006
711th
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721 . also cocks.
July 26th, 2006
712th
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Today, Wednesday, July 26th 2006, I declare the word "gay" as only meaning homosexual. Gay shall no longer be used as an insult for 1 year old kids, only as it's original meaning.
July 26th, 2006
713th
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*14 year old kids, my 4 key is being an ass.
July 26th, 2006
714th
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Helpery, I could have sworn that the original meaning for the word 'gay' was happy, or joyous. Either way, 724th
July 26th, 2006
715th
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Today, Wednesday, July 26th 2006, I declare the word "Helpery" as meaning a homosexual YTMNDer, as in "Stop being so Helpery, gosh!"
July 26th, 2006
716th
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i want to be YOUR friend
July 26th, 2006
717th
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Your post makes me touch myself in naughty ways....
July 26th, 2006
718th
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i think somebody is creating multiple accounts and then creating multiple, and crappy, YTMNDs because all these new users signed up today, and when one makes a site, the others sign off
July 26th, 2006
719th
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...and then the space aliens came down and force-fed Max Grey Goose and then he locked Syncan in the closet and then Jesus apeared and yelled "lol" and then monkeys forced me to watch CSI.....I hate CSI
July 26th, 2006
720th
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its the end of july, where are those screen shots you promised in the middle of july?
July 26th, 2006
721st
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in befo 800
July 26th, 2006
722nd
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HEY EVERYONE! I just got an email with an offer to increase my semen volume...send me a PM if you want the link.
July 26th, 2006
723rd
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if i suddenly go missing, send the cops to hardcoredkgamer's house - some interesting pm's lately
July 26th, 2006
724th
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n*gg* stole ebaums server.
July 26th, 2006
725th
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Just get rid of the damn IP tracker please.
July 26th, 2006
726th
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Hmmmmm..... you're right. Gay means happy, I'm being such a Helpery.
July 26th, 2006
727th
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Oh, and the e-bum's spy is Turbocharger, among many others, I'm sure. Check out his comments and ytmnds. turbofailure.ytmnd.com (The more you know...--====*)
July 26th, 2006
728th
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How much do we all have to kill ebaums world for them to get the message. which DO NOT STEAL. I mean the next forum raid(and it will happen) The whole internet is going to be apart of it and we will all end ebaums once and for all.
July 26th, 2006
729th
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I would rather see raids to other targets now. Something with a little more humor. Raid something like a Britney Spears fan forum or something like that.
July 26th, 2006
730th
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death-incarnate, k0mputer, emoftw, walrusman, mr-one, walruswoman, sexymofo, and penisbird are alts you need to delete.
July 26th, 2006
731st
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Why the f*ck is my name spelled wrong 2 times here. walrusman???? WTF?
July 26th, 2006
732nd
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No, not you, WALRUSMAN and WALRUSWOMAN.
July 26th, 2006
733rd
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WALRUSMAN that mother f*cker took my name and changed it. Delete him.
July 26th, 2006
734th
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Tell us if they're are snakes in the motha f*ckin' theatre...
July 26th, 2006
735th
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So when do the forums come back? Because i mean i can't post here forever. Or can i?
July 26th, 2006
736th
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July 26th, 2006
737th
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Hey f*ck-nuggets, forums right here...http://forums.ytmnsfw.com/
July 26th, 2006
738th
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"death-incarnate, k0mputer, emoftw, walrusman, mr-one, walruswoman, sexymofo, and penisbird are alts you need to delete." I'm actually not an alternate account. This is my only frontpage account. I'm just super raged at the ytmnsfw forums IP tracker keeping me blocked from going there and just trying to become an infamous downvoter so everyone would just tell max to get rid of the IP tracker so I don't come to the frontpage.
July 26th, 2006
739th
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Is this a recent downvoter decision?
July 26th, 2006
740th
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this spot is mine
July 26th, 2006
741st
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o-('.'Q)
July 26th, 2006
742nd
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As a New Yorker, a YTMND user since day one, and a Max-voter, I would be honored to attend the NYC screening. Yeah, this post is a little late.
July 26th, 2006
743rd
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Just so you know another war started.
July 26th, 2006
744th
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there has been a number of downvoters, this means ill have to be... an UPVOTER!
July 26th, 2006
745th
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I think the wars that YTMND users are trying to start is weakening them. Too many targets to be effective. Hold off on the eBum front and go after the happy cat. And scientology has been defeated for the moment.
July 26th, 2006
746th
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Max I actually got an idea. Just make it NOT optional to not put a source. And block internet too. =P
July 27th, 2006
747th
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Man, all this crap has been happening lately, first the telemarketer call, then some hax ytmnd, and now we battle for happy cat! I just gotta hear what max thinks of all these none legally threatening outbursts we YTMNDers love to have.
July 27th, 2006
749th
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that 'uncited' thing is so gay
July 27th, 2006
750th
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I feel the battle over the happy cat image is pointless and shows how moronic users here are. The origional cat image was from another site (not origionating here) and cannot be claimed as exclusivly as YTMND's. Grow f*cking up. You all should be getting drunk and trying to get laid than fighting over a picture that is not owned by any of you. I kind of wish Max would have another "Grey Goose" moment and erase this issue forever. All your actions will do is cast a bad light on the site and get us shut down.
July 27th, 2006
751st
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hmmm... yeah, since MewtwoSTruckback actually openly admits he 1's all of your sites if you say something, thats grounds enough for deletion to me.
July 27th, 2006
752nd
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Last night I had a wonderful dream that YTMND was switched to a pay-for-membership site, with no guarantees you wouldn't be banned for doing stupid sh*t like pretending you're in a "war" with others on the internet.
July 27th, 2006
753rd
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Heres my entry max http://ytmndmisspell.ytmnd.com/ crosses fingers
July 27th, 2006
754th
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what ever happened to that mozaic of the first 100,000 sites?
July 27th, 2006
755th
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Max, can you tell the 12 year olds to stop being f*cking idiots and picking fights with every website that uses an image that WASN'T COPYWRITED IN THE FIRST PLACE?! First it was that telemarketer call which was EVERYWHERE and now it's 'Happy Cat' which IS A BREED OF CAT. A f*ckING BREED! Please use your power to make the front-page not talk about 'forum raids' please :(
July 27th, 2006
756th
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...I should have said trademarked instead of my incorrect spelling of copyright. Copyright is for a form of expression and Trademark is for trading goods (which would be advertisement from hit revenue.)
July 27th, 2006
757th
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If a new site's sources contain "internet*", "Happy*cat", "4chan", "eBaum*" or "Wikipedia", make the site NSFW pending mod review. It's either stolen or another stupid "ZOMG INTARW33bs WOR!!1 DD0Se TH3M!!1" site, both of which I'm tired of. Also, that Happy Cat pic was originally www.happycat.ru/champs/ch6.jpg until it was taken down by the makers, so neither we nor SA nor MySpace nor eBaum have rights to it. (see http://images.google.com/images?q=happycat.ru)
July 27th, 2006
758th
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STFU gamekid, stop taking things so seriously. None of us actually think we have any legal recourse for some sh*tbag on myspace using the happycat picture. Part of YTMND is a mob and that mob enjoys harassing people. This is a comedy website, get a grip.
July 27th, 2006
759th
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"Happycat" was on http://www.happycat.ru/champs/champions_1.htm (http://web.archive.org/web/20050225181336/www.happycat.ru/champs/champions_1.htm was how it looked, but archive.org doesn't have the first big picture on the page, where it should be)
July 27th, 2006
760th
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...not that you all care.
July 27th, 2006
761st
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This is a good example of how the site is going downhill. Almost non of the old member raid anymore, it is all these NARVs. Me personally, I get a giggle once in a while from a little trouble-making, but this sh*t has gotten out of control. Besides, if they really cared about YTMND, they would not part take in these raids seeing they can insight litigation. YTMND is about freedom of expression, not oppression of said right....And to send Max cocks.
July 27th, 2006
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true ytmnders shouldn't have myspaces
July 27th, 2006
763rd
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I like the YTMND and I have myspace. No issue with that....Hell, I've gotten laid many times from chicks I met there. OMG!!! Normal (hot,dumb) chicks are there!!!!
July 27th, 2006
764th
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Ashdead is right, it is good for getting laid. Look for the gaudy pages and hell even some emo looking pages, (but avoid the women with 'sexy' in blink-you sh*t because THEY ARE NOT,) they all want attention and you show them just a little, they bite, and all you have to do is reel it in.
July 27th, 2006
765th
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Max, about the SoaP contest: If you manage to win the soundtrack, will you be ripping the tracks to mp3s to share with us?
July 27th, 2006
766th
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I have two accounts at MySpace, one for old people I knew from highschool and sh*t like that to find me and the other I use for finding women. After all, if you do your searches right, you can find poon without even getting pants on....lawl!
July 27th, 2006
767th
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well, more power to ya, i suppose. also 778
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