^ Yeah, what ever happened to the alt acc't wall of shame idea? A flowchart would be great! I mean, everyone knows that MasterSitsu and b00n are the same guy but who is the REAL money-hat or MrWeenabago?

...oh and gr33nscr33n. In fact, there are only 23 real users. The rest are all alts, even you.

As long as you keep the watermark on the sites, I don't care what the new design looks like.

first off, Congratualations with winning, second! let us see the new designt!

^ that's a great plot for a romantic comedy. you're both chicks, right?

Why does Max use proper grammar in some paragraphs, yet doesn't in the next few?

i'm the only member of ytmnd. every other member is just an alt account of mine.

actually I thought there were more girls...

I LOVE BOOBIES!

"There better be an NEDM shirt." It also better be available in women's sizes.

ytmnd.com/users/gaytmnd/comments

Everyone has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS! Everyone has AIDS! And so this is the end of our story And everyone is dead from AIDS It took from me my best friend My only true pal My only bright star (he died of AIDS) Well I'm gonna march on Washington Lead the fight and charge the brigades There's a hero inside of all of us I'll make them see everyone has AIDS My father (AIDS!) My sister (AIDS!) My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!) The gays and the straights And the white and the spades Everyone has AIDS! My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS) The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS) C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS) We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has AIDS!

Don't forget there needs to be some ladies clothes. I would love a ytmnd ladies t-shirt. i would love to show off what i do in my spare time. ;)

Re: #548..."Twas Billy, and the Shyguy Clones Did Grax and Grumple in the Kraid; All Lizzie were the Hanger Zones, And Phanto Renegade. "Beware the Shadow Boss, my son! The Killer Clams, the Mummy Men! Don't Goombah with a Neul, and shun The Death Breath known as Ken!" He Holtzed at Zigmos from afar, Dodged Zombie Slime with lightning scroll, While Zelda in her Mamda Jar Made Yuki with a Troll. And as he Beaked for Pyradoks, The Shadow Boss Twinbellowed through, Backed up by Pengs, Chicago Ox, Twelve Ninjas and McGoo. Dagoom! Dagoom! Zabs met their doom! And when the final Folfu fell, Lay Bloopered ranks of Battletanks And Mario as well. "And hast thou zapped the Shadow Boss? Well, spike my Foss! No Sniffit thee! Kello! Kello! O Porcupo!" He Dakkered in his Skree. 'Twas Billy, and the Shyguy Clones Did Grax and Grumple in the Kraid; All Lizzie were the Hanger Zones, And Phanto Renegade." - Frank Jacobs in MAD Magazine, circa late 80's.

On second thought, Shyguy and Phanto make that spamagraph hot. Also no one else on the internet has ever said "spamagraph" so I call dibs and demand royalties

YTMND. Now with 10% more vagina.

Max I thought you were going to share the screening with ytmn users in that area...changed your mind?

i am a female. :)

yes post 570!!!!!

pianos wonder/icicles reanimate/ cruelly slowly, rich

wives illuminate/boasting donkeys snarl harshly/parroting cowgirls

Why is it so hard to believe there are chicks on ytmnd? Im a girl.. I love ytmnd.. I'm here all the time.. I just don't make sites..

http://ytmnd.com/users/SEALLAD/comments

Thanks for sharing, sir. :)

ITEM!: Save server space by deleting all sites with "epic" in the title.

WE PRACTICE SELECTIVE ANNIHILATION OF MAYORS AND GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS. FOR EXAMPLE TO CREATE A VACUUM. THEN WE FILL THAT VACUUM. AS POPULAR WAR ADVANCES, PEACE IS CLOSER.

"Random haiku generator: www.everypoet.com/haiku" You win.

1st

why do people downvote me just because I've left negative feedback in the past? Does one have to upvote everything to be accepted on this here website?

"i ♥ chloe" ♥_♥

How come when you title ytmnds, it doesnt support most unicode?

ugh.. I used to have" اللغة العربية" as a title of one of my sites, now for some reason it wont let me keep it arabic.

max is a jew :O

You should keep the trophy too! Take a picture of it with the final fantasy victory music playing while you hoist the plaque above your head.

I'm sorry, but the answer was zirconium.

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OMGZORZ ITS TEH MASTAHBAYTEN

So this is what the frontpage is like. I don't like it. Back to nsfw with me.

what does it take to become a mod for voting on sites? I'm on here enough as it is, I'm sure I can determine safe and nsfw sites.

centralbandit, your c*ck needs to weigh at least 8 lbs. on its own to become a mod.

"You fellows will be pleased to know almost 10% of our users are female (or claim to be), maybe if you stop being so sleazy they will come out of the woodwork." Oh man hot online babes...

^____^ ooo kawaiii lol!! ^O^;**

put pi.ytmnd.com in the Hall of Fame already.

I'm Top 15?

Comments: 2006-08-26 22:57:34 1st max 8) 2006-08-26 22:58:50 2nd CaptainHusky Word up COMRAD 2006-08-26 22:59:35 3rd nutnics third 2006-08-26 22:59:41 4th prairiedogeric10 hey, survey was great 2006-08-26 22:59:53 5th oneac 5 2006-08-26 23:00:26 6th Stuntman27 Come on, show us the new design. :) 2006-08-26 23:01:31 7th MajinTobias Good! 2006-08-26 23:01:38 8th State-of-mind 2006-08-26 23:02:27 9th prairiedogeric10 and I can't wait for the new design! 2006-08-26 23:02:31 10th chenkins cool 2006-08-26 23:03:01 11th USAF04 Post 2006-08-26 23:03:06 12th mandoevan 9th i'm the true #1 fan jk, soap sucks 2006-08-26 23:03:21 13th studged yay 2006-08-26 23:04:16 14th CaptainHusky WTF Snakes on a plane was the most funny and kick *ss movie ever . LOL grapic snake bite 2006-08-26 23:04:16 15th BirdChirpy hello again pals, first off i'd like to thank all of you for your showing of support. you have all been very generous! there is so much going on right now, I don't even know where to begin. As of tomorrow I think I've officially won the Snakes on a Plane fan contest. That being said, I've decided to split the winnings with igberd, who is #2 in the contest, but obviously the true #1 fan. If the contest organizers will have it, I want him to have the screening and I'll just walk away with the Sobe, that way everyone walks away happy. read more for further updates now, on to business. I've been talking to quite a few different advertising places and things are looking better. I also got the new design for YTMND and I think you guys will really like it. I haven't decided if I'm going to leak out more of the new design and layout before it has solidified more, but it's pretty damn good. It will be a lot of work to port the entire site over to the new skin but I'm going to try and get it done as soon as time allows. I've received quite a few shirt designs, ranging

The quickest way to my heart is through my chest.

if your not an idiot you will know that if you own a nedm shirt, its a somethingawful product/derived from something awful so dont start calling yourself a hardocre ytmnd`er just because you bought an nedm shirt from cafepress.com :\ ..also c*cks

I believe you are forgetting rule number one on t3h internets: There are no girls on the internet.

hey

If nedm shirts sell, I say moheevi, spotz, stratos, staronion, and awesomebob should get the profit.

http://ytmnd.com/users/run-escape/

^^^ I meant before dys's guy

Dux00rs "HEY YOU GUYS FROM YMNDT, YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL, ALL OF YOU http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid=6282943081529028343&sourceid=zeitgeist" I lol'd so much

hahah, special fatty price

CHEMISTRY! CHEMCHEMCHEMISTRY!

i am getting the 666 spot.

Neat! 2006-08-16 03:06:51 Dantheman Clever 2006-08-16 03:09:10 iliketoeatpie I like it 2006-08-16 03:10:59 murphvelocity Brilliant. 2006-08-16 03:14:24 next-tarantino "Noice!" 2006-08-16 03:17:49 fu2x89x 5 for novelty. 2006-08-16 03:19:04 aero9 wonderful 2006-08-16 03:20:37 bandinator666 i said to myself "this guy is creative" 2006-08-16 03:23:00 Dr-L337 mm i like this 2006-08-16 03:29:27 gogg omg how do you do it. 2006-08-16 03:29:31 HeatherChandler I see what you did there. 2006-08-16 03:31:28 Patchubis That is pretty cool 2006-08-16 03:32:46 PirateSteve Extremely simple, yet extremely clever. I love it. 2006-08-16 03:33:31 gogg i also just threw one up. 2006-08-16 03:33:33 tibber simplicity ftw 2006-08-16 03:34:13 Crystal How did you know about my love for the night? 2006-08-16 03:38:11 furrykef But what if the user doesn't have the watermark turned on in the options? ;) 2006-08-16 03:40:24 Jesushobo Yes! Best use of the ytmnd logo 2006-08-16 03:43:58 TravDood Very unique. Could spark a new fad. I see plenty of people playing with that now... 2006-08-16 03:44:09 Philkensebben #! ftw 2006-08-16 03:44:54 TamaKun808 awesome! 2006-08-16 03:52:43 lj-trucking 5'd for typogra 2006-08-16 04:22:12 p337 i wish it wasnt tiled, but i guess you have to do that... neat anyway 2006-08-16 04:36:19 ytcracker well done 2006-08-16 04:49:17 oohdiscountbrick I want this as my screen saver 2006-08-16 04:59:54 thetikihead creative 2006-08-16 05:52:46 Azhur BRILLIANT 2006-08-16 06:09:13 Starf*cker Zap zap. 5'd 2006-08-16 06:11:29 nobody hah 2006-08-16 06:13:17 crazysh*t Nice...very nice... 2006-08-16 06:19:14 infamous jawesome 2006-08-16 06:23:13 sAge SKILLZ! 2006-08-16 06:28:08 Meat

You're probably wondering why I'm dressed up like this today. Well, I'm going to a um, let's just say my sister's police academy...um, function...uh, graduation actually later on this evening. But that's beside the point!

Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way Bells on bob tails ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to laugh and sing A sleighing song tonight Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And soon Miss Fanny Bright Was seated by my side The horse was lean and lank Misfortune seemed his lot We got into a drifted bank And then we got upsot Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh yeah Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh

uh no

almost there!

shirts plz!

NATAS LIAH

1st. Also buenAs tardes

LoL @ DynX

OH NOES!! ALL U YMNDT GUYS ARE GOING TO JAIL!! Oh, wait, we're YTMND guys. Crisis averted.

Out of what woodwork?

ONLY 4 OUNCES OF GREY GOOSE!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL LAUGH OUT LOUD LMFAO SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE MAKE A SCREAMER SITE ABOUT HOW FUNNY SYNCAN IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

678th

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5wD0TBIH0Q screaming cat is not amused

682nd.

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Rock on Max

Max is a good man

Let's see some nice 9/11 '5 year anniversary sites' soon!

max you should buy a tennis racket.

pi.ytmnd.com for Hall of Fame

RidinSpinnas.ytmnsfw.com for Hall of Fame

You should make it so that we log out everytime we leave ytmnd, so people can start saying, "logged in to 5 this" for old time's sake

wait for it...

Haha, 701.

^ Plus, 702 = Las Vegas. Man I miss that town.

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mario toys at mcdonalds people

your very noble max im proud to have you as my leader =)

Is anyone else having the problem when you close the YTMND screen or even the internet the audio continues to keep playing?

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http://ytmnd.com/users/MasterSitsu HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS GUY YET? HE'S REALLY GOOD.

ytmnd went from cool to not as cool, stop cencoring things

max is jesus

Im running track this year. And when I do, I'll always pretend Im running after a n*gg*.

Darth Erik, go to a site profile and click on the keyword listed therein. That's the keyword search.

Ytmnd is officially dead. 0_0

I remember that time on August 28th when KaneRobot told us YTMND was dying and asked us to post our memories here. That was cool.

Yay for new skin. We should try to have a new skin at least once a year; that would make the site more interesting. Also, I lol'd at the survey. Great!

How long has this damn thing been here?

lawl im in ur base killing ur mans

Mencia sucks

^Is that a request I hear?

What do we do about cyber man and bubba?

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seven fittieth?

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NedaiKi, 100% truth! Also, YTMND is scary right now...

Get that jackass Mencia off my front page.

I suspect gitch... 'cause YTMND is scary right now

Now the moral of the story is that some go (some go) Why would money make the inner vision crumble? (crumble) So if you're blessed with the talent, utilize it to the fullest Be true to yourself and stay humble Don't let money change ya! Laaaaah, di-dah, da-da-dee-dah Lah-di-dah, da-da-dee-dah [4X]

gain/bajeezus. Are you metally retarded? it says right on the top of the page that max posted this on the 26th. You said 20th. lol.

YTMND condradicts itself, and since it is infallible, the universe is now ending.

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Las

those cyberman have gay sex with bubba?

BRING BACK THE TOP 15

Tonight, why did the chicken cross the road? To cause a global pandemic. Plus, greek letters, they’re about to be attached to something even more dangerous than a fraternity paddle. And there’s nothing to fear but fear itself, I’ll fix that. -Finally, a new television show premieres, and CHANGES THE WORLD. Open wide baby bird, because momma’s got a big fat night crawler of truth. Here comes the Colbert Report! [theme song] Good evening, I’m Stephen Colbert, and welcome to the very first Colbert Report. Got a lot to do tonight, a whole big world to fix. But, before we do that, I ah, I just want to take a moment here. Now I know that this is my show, and that my name may be up there in the title, and silhouetted on the back wall so it looks like we put it up there twice, and on this plasma screen down here, and on the chaser lights here at the bottom of this platform, and on either side of the desk which, is itself shaped like a giant “C.” Can we get a good shot of that, “C” for Colbert. Thanks. But this show is not about me; No this program is dedicated to you, the hero’s. And who are the hero’s? The people who watch this show. Average hard working Americans. You’re not the elites, you’re not the country club crowd, -I know for a fact that my country club would never let you in. But you “get it,” and you come form a long line of “it getters.” You’re the folks who say SOMETHING’S-GOT-TO-BE-DONE. Well you’re doing something right now, YOU’RE—WATCHING—T.-V. And on this, -on this show you’re voice will be heard, in the form of my voice. Cause you’re looking at a straight shooter America; I tell it like it is- I call’s ‘em like I sees ‘em. I will speak to you in plain-simple-English; and that brings us to tonight’s word, TRUTHINESS. Now I know some of the word police, the “Wordinista’s” over at Webster’s are gonna say, “hey that’s not a word,” well anyone who knows me knows that I’m no fan of dictionaries or reference books, they’re elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn’t true, or what did or didn’t happen. Who

sh*t sticks

Please max, charge everyone a dollar to make a site. All my mediocre sites are being swallowed up by sh*t sites. I wouldn't mind paying the fee and it would discourage sites being made that should not be made. Just take a look at the recently created.

Recent comments on your sites: NEDM (Trombone Edition) 2006-09-03 14:27:15 prairiedogeric10 5 stars I'm a trombone player too and I can play NSMB. I've been trying to figure out NEDM too gtorisu9ses perpetual test site 2006-09-02 16:29:01 gamekid 5 stars You get a LOL-WUT award. TEKSOQP: Can't Break My Stride 2006-09-02 01:51:47 gamekid 5 stars Also random lunchlady flying past the screen (and doubly random Ken) FTW. 2006-09-02 00:46:00 gamekid 5 stars The teksoqp is STRONG in you. Lex Luthor Meets His Opponent (:nvr4get: poland) 2006-09-01 11:24:51 Skiin 5 stars I will nevar 4get! 2006-08-31 22:16:43 shallow 5 stars I was about to remove this from my favorites after you added the whole "Poland" thing. But Bush sounds like he's on drugs, so you stay! Axel F (Trombone Edition) 2006-08-31 19:12:25 Rew86 3 stars I love this song and you... sorta destroyed it i hate to say... specially the bridge (really outa time). nice try though TEKSOQP: Can't Break My Stride 2006-08-31 16:34:23 Dana

gtorisu9se gets a LOL-WUT award.

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