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hello all my buds and budettes,

some juicy news tidbits for you this afternoon. first up: the all new ytmnd search engine with advanced search!

second off are some of the designs for new ytmnd shirts.

More news on both these items inside.
The YTMND search engine is hopefully a step in the right direction away from our independence from a gigantic list of every site ever which is impossible to navigate and kills the server. This is still a beta, and a few features haven't been added yet, most notably sorting.

The new search is much more powerful but needs some fine tuning and probably won't replace the old search for a while, but in the mean time it should be pretty useful anyway.

I know you are all happy to have shirts back, there are even more designs than those linked to, I'm working through fad shirts now (about a billion awful nedm designs) and should have a complete list within the next couple days. I'd like to start preorders this weekend.


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Mating and Breeding: Recent research indicates that blue whales reach sexual maturity between the ages of 6-10 years, or when males average about 74 feet (23 m) and females are about 79 feet (24 m). Calves are born at intervals of 2 to 3 years and gestation is about 12 months. Calves are 23 to 27 feet (7-8.2 m) long at birth and 3 tons (2,722 kg). Calves nurse for 7 to 8 months and are weaned when they reach 52 feet (16 m) in length. At that time they weigh about 23 tons (20,900 kg). During the nursing period, calves consume 100 gallons (379 liters) of the fat-rich mother's milk each day, gain 200 pounds a day, or 8 pounds an hour, and grow 1 and 1/2 inches in length a day. range map Distribution and Migration: Blue whales may be found in all oceans of the world. They migrate to tropical-to-temperate waters during winter months to mate and give birth to calves. They can feed throughout their range, in polar, temperate, or even tropical waters. Natural History: Though they may be found singly or in small groups, it is more common to see blue whales in pairs. They are sometimes seen in larger groups and loosely defined concentrations of 50-60 have been observed. They are fast, strong swimmers, capable of reaching 30 mph (48.3 km/hr) when alarmed, but they usually cruise along at about 12 mph (19.3 km/hr). Status: Because of their enormous size and speed, blue whales were safe from early whalers, who could not pursue them in open boats with hand harpoons. But in 1868 a Norwegian, Sven Foyn, revolutionized the whaling industry with the invention of the exploding harpoon gun and by using steam and diesel powered factory ships and catcher boats. He also perfected the technique of inflating dead whales with air so they wouldn't sink after being harpooned. The whaling industry began to focus on blue whales after 1900. A single 90-foot blue whale could yield up to 120 barrels of oil, and the blues were killed b
September 20th, 2006
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Bibliography: Calambokidis, J. and G.H. Steiger. 1997. Blue Whales.. Worldlife Series Library. Voyager Press, MN. 72 pp. Reeves, R.R., Stewart, B.S., Clapham, P.J., and Powell, J.A. 2002. Guide to Marine Mammals of the World.. Alfred A. Knopf, New York. Sears, R. 2002. Blue Whale, Balaenoptera musculus. - In: Encyclopedia of marine mammals (W.F. Perrin, B. Wursig, and J.G.M. Thewissen, eds). Academic Press, San Diego, CA. pp.112-116
September 20th, 2006
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these shirts are lame mostly
September 20th, 2006
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GAYS DID WTC
September 20th, 2006
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Bring Back the top 15 also c*cks Bring Back the top 15 also c*cksBring Back the top 15 also c*cksBring Back the top 15 also c*cksBring Back the top 15 also c*cksBring Back the top 15 also c*cksBring Back the top 15 also c*cksBring Back the top 15 also c*cksBring Back the top 15 also c*cksBring Back the top 15 also c*cks
September 20th, 2006
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-----------sign below if you want top 15 back-----------
September 20th, 2006
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September 20th, 2006
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-- top 30 -- 2
September 20th, 2006
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*signs*
September 20th, 2006
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"and should have a complete list within the next couple days"
September 20th, 2006
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if we need moderators we need a revolving order of them. having the same mods for a long time will cause stagnation. switch mods, like new ones every month, and we can avoid the things typical of monotony.
September 20th, 2006
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-----------sign below if you don't want top 15 back-----------
September 20th, 2006
1038th
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I say we flip a car over or some sh*t, until we get our tshirts.
September 20th, 2006
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I STOPPED COMING TO YTMND BECAUSE THE TOP15 WAS REMOVED.
September 20th, 2006
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^^ good, now f*cking leave again.
September 20th, 2006
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September 20th, 2006
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anyone seen obso1337 lately? He's been gone ever since max switched out the top viewed list.
September 20th, 2006
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im checking this like every 5 minutes hoping it updated. i've been dissapointed so many times
September 20th, 2006
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Cousinjoeshow.com is talking about ytmnd.com
September 20th, 2006
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ZUMA DOGG! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3Ko5gzSk3o
September 20th, 2006
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"UH, do you know about the moderators that have been trashing sites and deleting people lately?" Moderators can't delete users.
September 20th, 2006
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Yeah, I saw obso1337 around 2006-09-20 18:27:50.
September 20th, 2006
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thanks for getting rid of the big ad under Recently Created. It had been loading slowly
September 20th, 2006
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cumfest
September 20th, 2006
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So how have the finances been so far? Does art finally have monetary value?
September 20th, 2006
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1100
September 20th, 2006
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how about a t-shirt with the top 15 on it.
September 20th, 2006
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nice, My fav shirt is the orly owl one :)
September 21st, 2006
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I still think it's badass that you're getting the shirts back up. I still have the old-school blue Connery shirt. The best part? I see at least one person a week that not only recognizes him, but visits the site regularly. Go Max.
September 21st, 2006
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comment +1
September 21st, 2006
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Where's my elephant?
September 21st, 2006
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^describing the plot of "The Protector"?
September 21st, 2006
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"I'd like to start preorders this weekend." lol, optimism.
September 21st, 2006
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September 21st, 2006
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I was watching Today in New York. If anyone makes a strict YTMND with the part where Rob and Darlene say "Sausage Biscuit. McGriddles? Hello." they get auto-Faved.
September 21st, 2006
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HAPPY JEW DAY!
September 21st, 2006
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[one one one one]th
September 21st, 2006
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Jew Day was better last year.
September 21st, 2006
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MAX, FIX THE F*CKING SITE. I can't find the silly King site from yesterday.
September 21st, 2006
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This site is messed up. Everything is loading at snail pace. I'm guessing this site will go down for 6 months for no apparent reason again soon
September 21st, 2006
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"This site is messed up. Everything is loading at snail pace. I'm guessing this site will go down for 6 months for no apparent reason again soon" So it's just not my computer that's going slow, eh?
September 21st, 2006
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epic non update maneuver
September 21st, 2006
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That CD's for little girls, y'all! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3Ko5gzSk3o
September 21st, 2006
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I demand more sites involving goat sex!
September 21st, 2006
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In before 1120
September 21st, 2006
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1 + 1 - 2 = 0! The advanced search still rocks, even though it's broken now. And how the heck are some people able to make 25+ line comments?
September 21st, 2006
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TRULY THIS IS THE MOST COMMENTS OF ALL TIME.
September 21st, 2006
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I'd like to start preorders this weekend.
September 21st, 2006
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Currently viewing max's sites: Last Online: August 20
September 21st, 2006
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buds and buddetes eh?
September 21st, 2006
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I am in your internets, posting my text.
September 21st, 2006
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im in ur men's wearhouse sizing up ur suitz
September 21st, 2006
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for f*ck's sake, would you please extend the "Recently Created" field to at least 10 spots, please?
September 21st, 2006
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snakes on a ✈
September 21st, 2006
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September 21st, 2006
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September 21st, 2006
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The older shirts were better
September 21st, 2006
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He is not listening.
September 21st, 2006
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It burns when I pee! It burns when I pee! It burns when I pee! It burns when I pee! It burns when I pee! It burns when I pee! It burns when I pee! It burns when I pee! It burns when I pee! It burns when I pee! It burns when I pee! It burns when I pee! It burns when I pee! It burns when I pee!
September 21st, 2006
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I got to stop masterbaiting with GOld Bond.
September 21st, 2006
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Max is dead. Post your memories here.
September 21st, 2006
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dang, wanted 1137 because it's my locker number
September 21st, 2006
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I would post my memories about Max, but he stood me up when it came time for our date.
September 21st, 2006
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remember that time max updated the news? me neither
September 21st, 2006
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who will be the one to get the ''1337'' post
September 21st, 2006
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We need to piss off another large corporation to get Max out of hiding.
September 21st, 2006
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We need to piss off another large corporation to start a retarded fad war.
September 21st, 2006
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Dr-L337 is a cumdrinker who flosses with used tampons. And say hello to him on his MySpace page...http://www.myspace.com/112068110....*I hope he stops posting this in every comment now*
September 21st, 2006
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bastard your gona wait until friday or saturday
September 21st, 2006
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I THINK YOU SHOULD DO SOME OUTSIDE ADVERTISING.IE put up a flyer design,and some dedicated people can put flyers god knows where to get some more traffic here.
September 21st, 2006
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MasterSitsu ^describing the plot of "The Protector"? Actually I was quoting Bart Simpson from that episode he won an elephant from radio station KBBL.
September 21st, 2006
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1150....Where's my elephant?!
September 21st, 2006
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Simpsons did it!
September 21st, 2006
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update you gay f*g
September 21st, 2006
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I was on Northwest Flight 1153 once
September 21st, 2006
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Database connection could not be made [Host 'ytmnd.com' is blocked because of many connection errors; unblock with 'mysqladmin flush-hosts'] O NOZ YTMND IS BREAKING! OMG!
September 21st, 2006
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ba humbug
September 21st, 2006
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I was on NWA Ft. 1156 too
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Database connection could not be made [Host 'ytmnd.com' is blocked because of many connection errors; unblock with 'mysqladmin flush-hosts']
September 21st, 2006
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GUYS NEDM IS STILL FUNNY I HEARD!
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Database connection could not be made [Host 'ytmnd.com' is blocked because of many connection errors; unblock with 'mysqladmin flush-hosts'] MY HED ASPLODE
September 21st, 2006
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Why? Why God?
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Database connection could not be made [Host 'ytmnd.com' is blocked because of many connection errors; unblock with 'mysqladmin flush-hosts']
September 21st, 2006
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I figured out how to solve the problems guys. Just give PM me your account info and i'll fix it real quick!
September 21st, 2006
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oh, ok, my account info is Captainstarbucs and my password is junswee
September 21st, 2006
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ach du lieber!
September 21st, 2006
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I said PM me the info you silly ass!
September 21st, 2006
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omg first post!!!1
September 21st, 2006
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I would just like to thank you for switching to google text ads
September 21st, 2006
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1168th I was a little late
September 21st, 2006
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google text ads kick all kinds of ass. They're > Lex Luthor.
September 21st, 2006
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September 21st, 2006
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new update will be here tomorrow, along with the new frontpage layout.
September 21st, 2006
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Thank you max! You fricken ROCK!
September 21st, 2006
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To Do List: 1) Abolish YTMNSFW, it only banishes good sites to an abyss that nobody views. 2) Bring the Top 15 back. 3) De-Mod the moderators who are trashing quality sites.
September 22nd, 2006
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AT this point in the comment thread, it starts to resemble a desolate battlefield, wounded figures stumbling through the fog, can't discern if they are real or imaginary...
September 22nd, 2006
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Who does she think she is? I like INVENTED her.
September 22nd, 2006
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keep the top 15 off, but get rid of the nsfw.
September 22nd, 2006
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also, praise the IP Tracker!
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September 22nd, 2006
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i second what captaincharisma said.
September 22nd, 2006
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boy, you guys are going to hate me soon.
September 22nd, 2006
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^ oh lawd
September 22nd, 2006
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in AD 1182, comment was beginning
September 22nd, 2006
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"boy, you guys are going to hate me soon." Darling, I could never hate you.
September 22nd, 2006
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To do list: make sure everyone who complains about killing/NSFWing/top 15 on YTMNSFW and/or kill their sites
September 22nd, 2006
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BUILDING TENSION, WHAT WILL HAPPEN?!?!
September 22nd, 2006
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Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch!
September 22nd, 2006
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And why exactly are you opposed to those changes, KaneRobot?
September 22nd, 2006
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Why, max? Are you going with the crappy designs? Permanently replacing the top 15 viewed?
September 22nd, 2006
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make a new post already god damnit
September 22nd, 2006
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I AM AT THE EDGE OF MY DAMN SEAT.
September 22nd, 2006
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I wonder if Max is going to implement that thing were if a site is below a certain rating & viewing that it will be auto-deleted.
September 22nd, 2006
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max, for the love of god, please update us with new shirt designs that dont suck completely and let us pre order. i am begging you.
September 22nd, 2006
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you guys all suck |E>
September 22nd, 2006
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One Star
September 22nd, 2006
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Kickass designs.
September 22nd, 2006
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now max...when you say "this" weekend, you really mean "1 month from this weekend"?
September 22nd, 2006
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i have a feeling i'm going to hate max soon
September 22nd, 2006
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couple of days = 16 and counting
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jsdlfjoejoinwoidljfaldsf
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1200th post!
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niggurts
September 22nd, 2006
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Update, you bastard!
September 22nd, 2006
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Bring back recent searches!!!! I miss them oh so much.
September 22nd, 2006
1156th
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Well DUH, I'm against them because I'm a site-killing, power-mad moderator! I'm out of control! My fun would be over!
September 22nd, 2006
1157th
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September 22nd, 2006
1158th
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Yeah...I don't like the IP tracker.
September 22nd, 2006
1159th
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I like the IP tracker
September 22nd, 2006
1160th
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Dr. 1337, first in failure.
September 22nd, 2006
1161st
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Technics 1210 for the win
September 22nd, 2006
1162nd
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I hate to say it, but I'm really disappointed with some of the shirt designs...especially considering some of the really great ideas that were posted in the last few updates. Also, don't restrict it to just shirts! With winter around the corner, YTMND hoodies would be just as profitable (provided they don't have the same lame designs).
September 22nd, 2006
1163rd
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agreed with shleckothegecko
September 22nd, 2006
1164th
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SHIRT.GIF FOR THE WIN, WHEN CAN I PRE-ORDER? THANKS
September 22nd, 2006
1165th
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you know, your bit with the "I'd like to start preorders this weekend" really killed the enthusiasm of my spontaneous outburst. I prefer to use the all-caps "WHEN CAN I PREORDER" to convey an over-the-top lust for a product, and here you've already answered my most hyperbolic inquiry. Thanks a lot, Max Goldberg. Thanks a lot.
September 22nd, 2006
1166th
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September 23rd, 2006
1167th
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max - up the vote! put 'dental plan' on mod faves!
September 23rd, 2006
1168th
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Hey max! (Insert complaint/suggestion here)
September 23rd, 2006
1169th
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September 23rd, 2006
1170th
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If you got the happy cat face or just the happy cat picture on the shirt alone i would definitely buy one of those.
September 23rd, 2006
1171st
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"Mom, you look great. That skirt is so hot and your blouse shows off your tits so well" He was so upfront, so sure of himself. "Tommyyyy...maybe you shouldn't think about my tits so much" I said standing there by the fire. I didn't move...why, I don't know. Maybe because of the way he was looking at me. "But I think that skirt would look even better if you raised it up a little" He said openly staring at my thighs. "Ohhh Jesus Tommy...I can't...I shouldn't" I already felt the warm sensation between my legs. Oh god...keep it in check...I have to keep it in check. "Come on Mom...just a little...I just want to see your thighs, that's all" I blushed. I felt like a little girl being asked to raise her skirt so the boy could peek at my panties, but this time that boy was my son. In that moment I remembered how wonderful his c*ck felt sliding down my throat and feeding me his cum. I slowly reached down and grabbed the edges of my skirt. Oh boy...just a little...maybe I'll show him just a
September 23rd, 2006
1172nd
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little. Out of precaution I looked towards the stairs making sure no one was there that could see this. With my heart pounding in my chest I looked back at my son and raised my skirt up, little by little, until the edge stopped at my panties exposing my long tanned legs. His eyes were wide watching me do it and I could tell he was very exited. "Damn Mom this is so hot...I have to take some more pictures of you...don't move, please...I'll be right back" He bolted for his room leaving me there by the fireplace. My mouth was so dry I could barely swallow as I stood there trembling, waiting for my son, knowing damn well where this could lead. God...why did I do this...why did I show him my thighs...like some...like some slut. He came down holding the camera. "Ok Mom, now spread your legs apart more" I looked down and realized that I haven't changed position that I still stood there holding my skirt up. "Tommy...please...I don't think I should...not now" I mumbled.
September 23rd, 2006
1173rd
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Click, click, click. I heard the all familiar snap of the camera. Well, so far he wasn't asking me to rip my clothes of, maybe I'll just go along a little more. I placed my feet apart wider as my tight skirt rode up higher. I know I was showing him my panties now. God this was turning me on so much, my pussy already hot and wet. "Nice...really nice...now turn around Mom" I did as he asked. I looked back at him and saw that he lay down on the carpet taking pictures of my spread open legs and panty covered ass. Oh god, I was letting my son look at my *ss again...like a...like a slut. Uhhmmm...A low moan escaped me as the all familiar shiver ran up my spine. I reached back and slowly, looking into the camera, raised my skirt up all the way above my hips showing him my whole ass. I still had panties on...It's Ok...I still have clothes on. I was slowly getting lost to that feeling...that desire to be a slut.
September 23rd, 2006
1174th
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sell dr-l337 shirts
September 23rd, 2006
1175th
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http://www.ytmnd.com/users/Onistar/comments More alt.accounts FTL
September 23rd, 2006
1176th
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yeah...Max...these shirts are slightly dissappointing, my friend. ): Also, a shirt for us awesome YTMND f3mal3z would be cool. Keeping in mind that (most of us)are not bubble headed blondes. (:
September 23rd, 2006
1177th
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^ if you're at least a bubble-headed redhead, I want you now.
September 23rd, 2006
1178th
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1227(or 8)
September 23rd, 2006
1179th
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giant emeny c*cks
September 23rd, 2006
1180th
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IP tracker: A dangerous flight into the world of a thing that shouldn't exist.
September 23rd, 2006
1181st
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YTMND is eyeing. Post your mammaries here.
September 23rd, 2006
1182nd
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The IP tracker is the father of my baby.
September 23rd, 2006
1183rd
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mathpwned.ytmnd.com for HoF. also pi.
September 23rd, 2006
1184th
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MAX?! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!!! But seriously, where is max?
September 23rd, 2006
1185th
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1234!
September 23rd, 2006
1186th
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1235th
September 23rd, 2006
1187th
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FIRST!.. just practicing for tonight
September 23rd, 2006
1188th
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"Why am I banned?!?"...Also practicing for tonight.
September 23rd, 2006
1189th
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"WTF did you do???"... also practice
September 23rd, 2006
1190th
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Mr. Goldberg, tear down this news
September 23rd, 2006
1191st
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The list of sites isn't updating again. It only lists sites from 9/21/06 and before...none of the new sites can be found by searchin
September 23rd, 2006
1192nd
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September 23rd, 2006
1193rd
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lol, the power is out, tornados tearring-up my town,and there is serious flooding up my street. Nature is fun. Yet, the internet still works.
September 23rd, 2006
1194th
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Max spelled backwards is xam!
September 23rd, 2006
1195th
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What giggity said.
September 23rd, 2006
1196th
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"Yet, the internet still works." That's because it holds and drains away water. It's PROOF that Ted Stevens was right all along! It's a series of TUBES.
September 23rd, 2006
1197th
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Well, the storm passed and the power is back on. (I'm on a hospital circuit, soo any power loss is brief.) And all that is left is flooding. I don't consider tornados rated at F2 or belove anything serious.
September 23rd, 2006
1198th
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YTMND is piing. Post your 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273 724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609 here.
September 23rd, 2006
1199th
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Are you going to sell those shirts in other colors...like pink?
September 23rd, 2006
1200th
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blah scrotum blah
September 23rd, 2006
1201st
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September 23rd, 2006
1202nd
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I just heard a rumor on the Internets that Max was selling YTMND to NBC.
September 23rd, 2006
1203rd
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i been peed on guys that don't even have record deals.
September 23rd, 2006
1204th
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"I just heard a rumor on the Internets that Max was selling YTMND to NBC." Both NBC and soon-to-give-that-eBaum's-World-channel USA are both owned by General Electric. If GE gave airtime to BOTH properties, the world would surely explode from the matter/antimatter collision that would take place. O_O
September 23rd, 2006
1205th
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I meant "soon-to-give-that-eBaum's-World-channel-probably". also, lol, two "both"s in the same sentence
September 23rd, 2006
1206th
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This is the last comment
September 23rd, 2006
1207th
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1337th again lolz
September 23rd, 2006
1208th
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Honda was here. 9-23-2006
September 24th, 2006
1209th
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Make the top 15 like the good ol' days, but have it switch at a random time. The crooked f*ckers will never see it coming.
September 24th, 2006
1210th
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google ads on site|are suddenly a new color|a chilling omen
September 24th, 2006
1211th
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1261'st!
September 24th, 2006
1212th
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in before f*gs
September 24th, 2006
1213th
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this will probably not be updated for like another week, will it?
September 24th, 2006
1214th
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Orange is the new red.
September 24th, 2006
1215th
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posting during the downtime cuz i'm cool like that
September 30th, 2006
1216th
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October 7th, 2006
1217th
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November 27th, 2006
1218th
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OLOL
February 1st, 2007
1219th
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Shoot yourself.
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