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posted by max on September 06, 2006 at 12:49:13 PM
hello all my buds and budettes,
some juicy news tidbits for you this afternoon. first up: the all new ytmnd search engine with advanced search!
second off are some of the designs for new ytmnd shirts.
More news on both these items inside.
The YTMND search engine is hopefully a step in the right direction away from our independence from a gigantic list of every site ever which is impossible to navigate and kills the server. This is still a beta, and a few features haven't been added yet, most notably sorting.
The new search is much more powerful but needs some fine tuning and probably won't replace the old search for a while, but in the mean time it should be pretty useful anyway.
I know you are all happy to have shirts back, there are even more designs than those linked to, I'm working through fad shirts now (about a billion awful nedm designs) and should have a complete list within the next couple days. I'd like to start preorders this weekend.
some juicy news tidbits for you this afternoon. first up: the all new ytmnd search engine with advanced search!
second off are some of the designs for new ytmnd shirts.
More news on both these items inside.
The YTMND search engine is hopefully a step in the right direction away from our independence from a gigantic list of every site ever which is impossible to navigate and kills the server. This is still a beta, and a few features haven't been added yet, most notably sorting.
The new search is much more powerful but needs some fine tuning and probably won't replace the old search for a while, but in the mean time it should be pretty useful anyway.
I know you are all happy to have shirts back, there are even more designs than those linked to, I'm working through fad shirts now (about a billion awful nedm designs) and should have a complete list within the next couple days. I'd like to start preorders this weekend.
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max can't do it all by himself, I propose a regulating sanctioning body of 12 elect members that do more than moderate, they delete users, sites, and keep the site fresh and clean. These Users would have to be responsible and like the supreme court must vote on which sites to be considered for regulating.
BLUE WHALE
Balaenoptera musculus
CLASS: Mammalia
ORDER: Cetacea
SUBORDER: Mysticeti
FAMILY: Balaenopteridae
GENUS: Balaenoptera
SPECIES: musculus
The blue whale is one of the rorquals, a family that also includes the humpback whale, fin whale, Bryde's whale, sei whale, and minke whale. On land an animal the size of a blue whale would be crushed by its own weight without the support of large heavy bones. Because its body is supported by water, as a sea animal, the need for heavy bones to support its weight disappeared. This, plus the availability of a large food supply, have made it possible for the blue whale to reach such an enormous size. The blue whale makes deep and rumbling sounds which can be felt as much as heard. These low-frequency sounds travel long distances through water, allowing blue whales to communicate with each other over hundreds of miles of ocean.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: The blue whale is the largest mammal, possibly the largest animal, to ever inhabit the earth. Its body is long, somewhat tapered, and streamlined, with the head making up less than one-fourth of its total body length. Its rostrum (upper part of the head) is very broad and flat and almost U-shaped, with a single ridge that extends just forward of the blowholes to the tip of the snout. Its blowholes are contained in a large, raised "splash guard", and the blow is tall and straight and over 20 feet (6 meters) high. Its body is smooth and relatively free of parasites, but a few barnacles attach themselves to the edge of the fluke and occasionally to the tips of the flippers and to the dorsal fin. There are 55-68 ventral grooves or pleats extending from the lower jaw to near the navel.
COLOR: The blue whale is blue-gray in color, but often with lighter gray mottling on a darker background (or with darker spots on a lighter background). The underside of its flippers may be a lighter color or white, while the ventral (underside) of the fluke is dark. The blue whale acquires microorganisms called diatoms in the cold waters of the Antarctic and North Pacific and North Atlantic which give the underside of its body a yellowish green caste. Because of this yellow color, the early whalers gave it the name "sulfur bottom."
surface characteristics
FINS AND FLUKE: Its dorsal (top) fin is small and triangular or falcate (curved) in shape, and is located three-fourths of the way back on the body. The fin measures only one foot (30 cm) at its highest point though its size and shape are highly variable. Its flippers are tapered and relatively short, about 12% of the total body length. The flukes are broad and triangular. The rear edge is smooth with a slight median notch.
Length and Weight: The longest blue whale ever recorded was a 108-foot adult female caught during whaling efforts in Antarctica! In modern ti
Mating and Breeding: Recent research indicates that blue whales reach sexual maturity between the ages of 6-10 years, or when males average about 74 feet (23 m) and females are about 79 feet (24 m). Calves are born at intervals of 2 to 3 years and gestation is about 12 months. Calves are 23 to 27 feet (7-8.2 m) long at birth and 3 tons (2,722 kg). Calves nurse for 7 to 8 months and are weaned when they reach 52 feet (16 m) in length. At that time they weigh about 23 tons (20,900 kg). During the nursing period, calves consume 100 gallons (379 liters) of the fat-rich mother's milk each day, gain 200 pounds a day, or 8 pounds an hour, and grow 1 and 1/2 inches in length a day.
range map
Distribution and Migration: Blue whales may be found in all oceans of the world. They migrate to tropical-to-temperate waters during winter months to mate and give birth to calves. They can feed throughout their range, in polar, temperate, or even tropical waters.
Natural History: Though they may be found singly or in small groups, it is more common to see blue whales in pairs. They are sometimes seen in larger groups and loosely defined concentrations of 50-60 have been observed. They are fast, strong swimmers, capable of reaching 30 mph (48.3 km/hr) when alarmed, but they usually cruise along at about 12 mph (19.3 km/hr).
Status: Because of their enormous size and speed, blue whales were safe from early whalers, who could not pursue them in open boats with hand harpoons. But in 1868 a Norwegian, Sven Foyn, revolutionized the whaling industry with the invention of the exploding harpoon gun and by using steam and diesel powered factory ships and catcher boats. He also perfected the technique of inflating dead whales with air so they wouldn't sink after being harpooned. The whaling industry began to focus on blue whales after 1900. A single 90-foot blue whale could yield up to 120 barrels of oil, and the blues were killed b
Bibliography:
Calambokidis, J. and G.H. Steiger. 1997. Blue Whales.. Worldlife Series Library. Voyager Press, MN. 72 pp.
Reeves, R.R., Stewart, B.S., Clapham, P.J., and Powell, J.A. 2002. Guide to Marine Mammals of the World.. Alfred A. Knopf, New York.
Sears, R. 2002. Blue Whale, Balaenoptera musculus. - In: Encyclopedia of marine mammals (W.F. Perrin, B. Wursig, and J.G.M. Thewissen, eds). Academic Press, San Diego, CA. pp.112-116
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I hate to say it, but I'm really disappointed with some of the shirt designs...especially considering some of the really great ideas that were posted in the last few updates. Also, don't restrict it to just shirts! With winter around the corner, YTMND hoodies would be just as profitable (provided they don't have the same lame designs).
you know, your bit with the "I'd like to start preorders this weekend" really killed the enthusiasm of my spontaneous outburst. I prefer to use the all-caps "WHEN CAN I PREORDER" to convey an over-the-top lust for a product, and here you've already answered my most hyperbolic inquiry. Thanks a lot, Max Goldberg. Thanks a lot.
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"Mom, you look great. That skirt is so hot and your blouse shows off your tits so well"
He was so upfront, so sure of himself.
"Tommyyyy...maybe you shouldn't think about my tits so much" I said standing there by the fire.
I didn't move...why, I don't know. Maybe because of the way he was looking at me.
"But I think that skirt would look even better if you raised it up a little" He said openly staring at my thighs.
"Ohhh Jesus Tommy...I can't...I shouldn't"
I already felt the warm sensation between my legs. Oh god...keep it in check...I have to keep it in check.
"Come on Mom...just a little...I just want to see your thighs, that's all"
I blushed. I felt like a little girl being asked to raise her skirt so the boy could peek at my panties, but this time that boy was my son. In that moment I remembered how wonderful his c*ck felt sliding down my throat and feeding me his cum.
I slowly reached down and grabbed the edges of my skirt. Oh boy...just a little...maybe I'll show him just a
little. Out of precaution I looked towards the stairs making sure no one was there that could see this. With my heart pounding in my chest I looked back at my son and raised my skirt up, little by little, until the edge stopped at my panties exposing my long tanned legs.
His eyes were wide watching me do it and I could tell he was very exited.
"Damn Mom this is so hot...I have to take some more pictures of you...don't move, please...I'll be right back"
He bolted for his room leaving me there by the fireplace. My mouth was so dry I could barely swallow as I stood there trembling, waiting for my son, knowing damn well where this could lead. God...why did I do this...why did I show him my thighs...like some...like some slut. He came down holding the camera.
"Ok Mom, now spread your legs apart more"
I looked down and realized that I haven't changed position that I still stood there holding my skirt up.
"Tommy...please...I don't think I should...not now" I mumbled.
Click, click, click. I heard the all familiar snap of the camera. Well, so far he wasn't asking me to rip my clothes of, maybe I'll just go along a little more. I placed my feet apart wider as my tight skirt rode up higher. I know I was showing him my panties now. God this was turning me on so much, my pussy already hot and wet.
"Nice...really nice...now turn around Mom"
I did as he asked. I looked back at him and saw that he lay down on the carpet taking pictures of my spread open legs and panty covered ass. Oh god, I was letting my son look at my *ss again...like a...like a slut.
Uhhmmm...A low moan escaped me as the all familiar shiver ran up my spine. I reached back and slowly, looking into the camera, raised my skirt up all the way above my hips showing him my whole ass. I still had panties on...It's Ok...I still have clothes on. I was slowly getting lost to that feeling...that desire to be a slut.
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"I just heard a rumor on the Internets that Max was selling YTMND to NBC." Both NBC and soon-to-give-that-eBaum's-World-channel USA are both owned by General Electric. If GE gave airtime to BOTH properties, the world would surely explode from the matter/antimatter collision that would take place. O_O