A Kaleidoscope of Mathematics

After I received a tsunami of hate from updating the new layout, I went deep into a downward spiral of depression. I haven't bathed in over a week and I've been drinking 2 pots of coffee a day so I could work feverishly to get this new feature done.


I'd like to announce the first paid feature, even if it's going to be free for a couple months. It's a huge strain on the db server, but I personally think it's worth it.

Customizable front page

  • New option to automatically collapse the news preview after three views.
  • (sort of) New option to automatically open sites clicked anywhere on ytmnd in a new window.
  • Link at the bottom of the front page to customize your YTMND homepage.
  • The ability to create and choose from multiple templates.


  • Anyway, check it out. ALSO, the famous Razor Gator is doing a promotion where you can buy 2 Razor Gators for $2 and $1 of the proceeds goes to YTMND! So if you were curious about how well they work, now is a good time to find out!

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    October 8th, 2006
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    That's right. Next person to post a comment is an avid supported of male prostitution.
    October 8th, 2006
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    aww sh*t
    October 8th, 2006
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    Max, since you deleted that T-Shirt guy(thank you), and his sponsored site is already paid for, but deleted, leaving a wasted space.... can you just put my site in that slot? http://art-has-no-money-hat-value.ytmnd.com/ ------- ?
    October 8th, 2006
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    532nd.
    October 8th, 2006
    517th
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    I hate your orange site. when you change the colors to turqoise and salmon THEN I'll be happy.
    October 8th, 2006
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    I love you max. It's not even the fake love you feel for a woman either. It's the real stuff, the kind you feel for a disembodied human memetic.
    October 8th, 2006
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    October 9th, 2006
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    TO THOSE WHO WANT SORTED SEARCHING: Use the quick search from any page BUT the home page. For example, type your search into the quicksearch at the top of this page, and it'll be just like the old search. Also, doing further searches from within a search results page (with or without sorting) will produce a sortable result.
    October 9th, 2006
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    You know what I'm already use to the layout anyways, so I dont give a rats *ss anymore. All I want are ytmnds to watch. Thank you.(also c*cks)
    October 9th, 2006
    522nd
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    Really good job man, don't even think anything of the flamer's comments. Only problem is, I'm choosing the old template, but it wont stick. Any reason why?
    October 9th, 2006
    523rd
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    so when do i get to pay you not to hate me?
    October 9th, 2006
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    October 9th, 2006
    525th
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    Call me now for your free tarot reading
    October 9th, 2006
    526th
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    Zuh?
    October 9th, 2006
    527th
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    o.o
    October 9th, 2006
    528th
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    pussy *ss jew
    October 9th, 2006
    529th
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    i dont know what all u f*gs complained about, the update was way better than the page before. i liked it just as max garunteed. now it's even better again. thank u max!
    October 9th, 2006
    530th
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    *prepares for plethora of sh*tty NK nuke sites*
    October 9th, 2006
    531st
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    holy sh*t. quit skirting the issue through nonresponsiveness. Give me my mutherf*cking answers off this mutherf*cking plane of existance now.
    October 9th, 2006
    532nd
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    Defenders of the Defenders of the Internets, to arms!
    October 9th, 2006
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    That does sound like a great idea, although I think the design is pretty and all.. My only real issue with it is that it seems to lag. A lot. Like, more than ever. Then again, the old layout was beginning to grow on me. Oh well, give it your best shot, dude. ;) I'd personally like to see what you're capable of.
    October 9th, 2006
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    i like the color orange. and im not just saying that to get into your pants max =)
    October 9th, 2006
    535th
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    antisemites + the ban cannon = FTW
    October 9th, 2006
    536th
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    max, how come for your last updadte, everyone had a complaint, and the news thread reached 1000 in less than a day, but this time, when you do something nice for us, nobody has anything to say?
    October 9th, 2006
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    It only takes a minute to rejuvinate my razor with my RAZOR GATOR, RAZOR GATOR!
    October 9th, 2006
    538th
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    just defaulted my new template. thanks, max! great work on the update. and i know you hate comments like this, but - Colour Customization please!
    October 9th, 2006
    539th
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    Thanks for putting the top voted back on the front page!
    October 9th, 2006
    540th
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    today's my ytmnd 1 year anniversary!
    October 9th, 2006
    541st
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    557th.
    October 9th, 2006
    542nd
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    Congrats Cheekygirl! You got me to thinking... My 1 year anniversary was around this time too. My oldest site says Oct 17th, but I deleted a few.... I checked goole cache.... It seems I missed it... Sept 29th.
    October 9th, 2006
    543rd
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    oh i was just going by the sign-up date, it says you signed up 1 day later than me!
    October 9th, 2006
    544th
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    Can you put an end to these anti-fad sites that generate low ratings and are performed poorly?
    October 9th, 2006
    545th
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    go hug a semi on the interstate
    October 9th, 2006
    546th
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    -50 for no nedm in the hall of fame
    October 9th, 2006
    548th
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    i'd pay for the old site.
    October 9th, 2006
    549th
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    i'd pay for the old site.
    October 9th, 2006
    550th
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    WALL OF SHAME MUST HAPPEN, WALL OF SHAME MUST HAPPEN, WALL OF SHAME MUST HAPPEN.
    October 9th, 2006
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    i'd pay for the old site.
    October 9th, 2006
    552nd
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    569th BOO YAH
    October 9th, 2006
    553rd
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    Yes...YES!! .. i enjoy it...times 10
    October 9th, 2006
    554th
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    Thank you very much Max, I'm sure I speak for many when I say it's appreciated.
    October 9th, 2006
    555th
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    I'll pay for the features if you delete Sexymofo.
    October 9th, 2006
    556th
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    money-hat, your 1-year anniversary is tomorrow, mine is later this month.
    October 9th, 2006
    557th
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    buba must be guilty of what I mentioned above.
    October 9th, 2006
    558th
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    What I pray for at night - money. If I didn't pray for money at night, though, what I would pray for is a new feature where if you don't HAVE any sites, you can't VOTE on any sites.
    October 9th, 2006
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    zazaza25
    October 9th, 2006
    560th
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    Oh yeah, Good job ripping off the Kaleidoscope of Mathematics title from that song in "A Beautiful Mind"... sucker
    October 9th, 2006
    561st
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    It's YTMND you f*ggots.
    October 9th, 2006
    563rd
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    Hate..! New..! Search..! Although I am retarded, I can't seem to find anything using the search feature anymore. There seems to be no organization to the search anymore. That makes me a sad panda...
    October 9th, 2006
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    im with kane robot! im tired of being downvoted by people who have never once made a YTMND...i say, no sites above 1.00, no vote or comment privilages
    October 9th, 2006
    565th
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    Ha, my YTMND anniversary was on Sept 20th,1 day before my birthday. (Insert random "RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEER")
    October 9th, 2006
    566th
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    lol, comment
    October 9th, 2006
    567th
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    Whoa whoa whoa. No hate here, although I may have commented negatively on the new layout. Max, all my base are still belong to you.
    October 9th, 2006
    568th
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    DLXXXVth, bitches.
    October 9th, 2006
    569th
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    I wonder if it wouldn't be a bad idea for people to make at least two sites voted above 2.0 before they can vote or comment. Discuss.
    October 9th, 2006
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    ^I dunno... What about people with one site? It's not too bad of an idea though. I was thinking of a "report troll" feature, or People who strictly downvote/upvote, have their votes not worth as much.
    October 9th, 2006
    571st
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    Don't use a messy recipe...
    October 9th, 2006
    572nd
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    Remember when ytmnd was funny.
    October 9th, 2006
    573rd
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    bunny
    October 9th, 2006
    574th
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    Props to A Beautiful Mind.
    October 9th, 2006
    575th
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    new search feature sux
    October 9th, 2006
    576th
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    nutnic's site is rated over 5.00
    October 9th, 2006
    577th
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    I wonder why sites are dipping above 5 and below one? Could it be... weighted voting!? :D
    October 9th, 2006
    578th
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    Upon further inspection, no it does not appear to be D:
    October 9th, 2006
    579th
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    WTF HAPPENED TO THE SEARCH?!
    October 9th, 2006
    580th
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    http://ytmnd.com/users/DownvotersUnite/ more f*cking alt accounts
    October 9th, 2006
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    To whoever said that people with no sites cannot comment or vote..I agree. http://ytmnd.com/users/PROFESSOR-LURKMOAR/ 7chan trolls?
    October 9th, 2006
    582nd
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    Also 599 US COMMENT.
    October 9th, 2006
    583rd
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    600 i think
    October 9th, 2006
    584th
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    Hey,can you put that site up that said "You're gonna like the way you look,I guarantee it". You know,the one with the sh*t on it?The one with the words?
    October 9th, 2006
    585th
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    cool
    October 9th, 2006
    586th
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    1st. Marvoulleouss s s as
    October 9th, 2006
    587th
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    Syncan stuck it in Kitty's pooper.... and also reveresed.
    October 9th, 2006
    588th
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    St205 wins Comment of the Thread.
    October 9th, 2006
    589th
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    The original search was way better. Can't that be the "simple search"?
    October 9th, 2006
    590th
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    "I haven't bathed in over a week and I've been drinking 2 pots of coffee a day so I could work feverishly to get this new feature done." Max, the new feature is great, but you should have done it the way you did the PM system: lock syncan in your basement with a bottle or two of Grey Goose, then kick back and relax. Now go take a shower and try to wean yourself off of cafeine. Do it slowly, I don't want you going into withdrawal or anything.
    October 9th, 2006
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    come on Max, you know we can't vote on NSFW sites and still opt to write a script where we can butcher the home page instead of fixing the bug???
    October 9th, 2006
    592nd
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    YTMND has officially been haxed by Dr 1337!
    October 9th, 2006
    593rd
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    max, get rid of this ytmnd replacement sh*t. (ie dr-l33t photo replacing low-viewed sites)
    October 9th, 2006
    594th
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    My thoughts exactly. I don't even know the guy!
    October 9th, 2006
    595th
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    this guy needs to gtfo. he's pissing me the hell off.
    October 9th, 2006
    596th
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    NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
    October 9th, 2006
    597th
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    lol dr 1337 really is 1337
    October 9th, 2006
    598th
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    "I'M A L337 HAXOR" A quote from Dr-L337 in a (not so) private message to me about 5 minutes ago.
    October 9th, 2006
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    Well at least he's stopping me from procrastinating on this damn lab report. A word about college, kids: don't spend all your time here.
    October 9th, 2006
    600th
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    KILL DR. L337!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -thx
    October 9th, 2006
    601st
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    I finished my homework! I can be here now!
    October 9th, 2006
    602nd
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    lol C-Euro i'm (supposed to be) doing a lab too
    October 9th, 2006
    603rd
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    My latest site still works. W00t!
    October 9th, 2006
    604th
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    thanks dr 1337 maybe now i'll pass
    October 9th, 2006
    605th
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    my latest still works as well.
    October 9th, 2006
    606th
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    Me, too. Bio. Sucks. Just like Dr. L337. How the f*ck can I procrastinate now?
    October 9th, 2006
    607th
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    omg fixed screw homework
    October 9th, 2006
    608th
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    so did you have fun tonight sexy?
    October 9th, 2006
    609th
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    I've taken to staring at random things in my dorm and saying weird crap to my roommate, who can't hear me because his headphones are on. On a side note- would you buy a katana for $50?
    October 9th, 2006
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    that was fun while it lasted.
    October 9th, 2006
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    628th Muddafukkas
    October 9th, 2006
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    I can't vote.
    October 9th, 2006
    613th
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    DR-1337 IS INVADING :XXXX
    October 9th, 2006
    614th
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    DO NOT WANT NEW LAYOUT AT ALL also c*cks
    October 9th, 2006
    615th
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    Answer the question dammit!
    October 9th, 2006
    616th
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    sorry guys
    October 9th, 2006
    617th
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    Apology accepted.
    October 9th, 2006
    618th
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    But should I buy that $50 katana? It was a serious question, folks.
    October 9th, 2006
    619th
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    No. Sponsor YTMND instead.
    October 9th, 2006
    620th
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    spend in on a cheap hooker.
    October 9th, 2006
    621st
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    lawl, max is a silly bitch
    October 9th, 2006
    622nd
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    Stop screwing around with the community with your alibi accounts max :X...
    October 9th, 2006
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    bitches and hoes. I guarantee it.
    October 9th, 2006
    624th
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    I see what you did there.
    October 9th, 2006
    625th
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    642nd!!!!!!!!
    October 9th, 2006
    626th
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    jeez you people suck next thing you knwo we'll have a max myspace suicide... everyone write mail to cheer him up quick.
    October 10th, 2006
    627th
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    MasterSitsu stole my fish biscuit.
    October 10th, 2006
    628th
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    search needs fixing...for example, a search for "cosby" yields all entries with "cosby" in them, but not in ratings order, so how are we supposed to find good ones?
    October 10th, 2006
    630th
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    oh yea, today is my 1 year YTMND anniversary. I don't know how I came up with that other date.
    October 10th, 2006
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    What about the search? We can't search by rating, posting date, etc anymore can we?
    October 10th, 2006
    632nd
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    I love it how we cant vote on NSFW sites and Up and Coming NSFW sites stay on there for days, it is so awesome!
    October 10th, 2006
    633rd
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    cool but does ytmnd really need any of this
    October 10th, 2006
    634th
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    Those aren't buoys
    October 10th, 2006
    635th
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    When's YTMNSFW going to be sorted out?
    October 10th, 2006
    636th
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    happy anniversary money-hat!
    October 10th, 2006
    637th
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    razer gator!
    October 10th, 2006
    638th
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    God, someone do something to revive this site. DR L337's forced fad is getting stupid by the minute...even anti_l337 sites are effortless.
    October 10th, 2006
    639th
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    max should change the site layout color on special occasions, like google does with its logo.
    October 10th, 2006
    640th
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    657th
    October 10th, 2006
    641st
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    YTMND is dying. Post your memories here.
    October 10th, 2006
    642nd
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    I remember when Kanerobot thought YTMND was dying. Boy was he ever wrong!
    October 10th, 2006
    644th
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    Maybe you should try reversing the polarity. That usually works.
    October 10th, 2006
    645th
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    Max, the comment box puts a space before every comment. You really should remove that. But great job on showing us when we have to stop typing. That was a much needed feature. :)
    October 10th, 2006
    646th
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    penis
    October 10th, 2006
    647th
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    664
    October 10th, 2006
    648th
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    665
    October 10th, 2006
    649th
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    666!
    October 10th, 2006
    650th
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    ^Evil post!!!
    October 10th, 2006
    651st
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    Oh, happy anniversary, money-hat!
    October 10th, 2006
    652nd
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    +50 for nedm in hall fame of nedm.
    October 10th, 2006
    653rd
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    Now, all we need is a theme system and all my dreams will come true...give us the standard theme, and a darker YTMNSFW styled theme, and I'll be happy!
    October 10th, 2006
    654th
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    PLZ FIX NSFW UP&COMING NEVER CHANGES THANKS
    October 10th, 2006
    655th
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    "Max, the comment box puts a space before every comment. You really should remove that." Yeah, the source is showing a space between the textarea tags, which adds up to annoyance everytime we click in it to type. Boo unneeded spaces. HOORAY COMMENT!
    October 10th, 2006
    656th
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    about fukin time
    October 10th, 2006
    657th
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    Can we get YTMNSFW back? Maybe even a way to organize search results like top rated and most viewed? 674th
    October 10th, 2006
    658th
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    never too late to post 'ere
    October 10th, 2006
    659th
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    Unimportant website is serious business.
    October 10th, 2006
    660th
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    my hearts on fire-ah for Elvira.
    October 10th, 2006
    661st
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    Elvira has nice tits, any pics?
    October 10th, 2006
    662nd
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    What ever happened to the YTMND T-Shirts? Will we be able to order them soon. I can't wait for them!
    October 10th, 2006
    663rd
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    n*gg* stole my fish biscuit. i believe you have my fish biscuit. lol, fish biscuit. Not Even Fish Biscuit, O FSH BSKIT?, who, he stole that guys fish biscuit, you get fish biscuit, you win, how'd you do that?
    October 10th, 2006
    664th
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    So,did anyone tried getting PS3 preorders at Gamestop today? I got mine with a $100 deposit(and it's not guaranteed,it even says it on the receipt)... I may get the 599 us dollars version,then sell it on ebay,ftw.
    October 10th, 2006
    665th
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    six hundred eighty seventh.
    October 10th, 2006
    666th
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    btw,thanks ScndPistonHonda
    October 10th, 2006
    667th
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    twelve hundred ninety sixth.
    October 10th, 2006
    668th
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    five hundred eighty third.
    October 10th, 2006
    669th
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    some random number that is not six hundred eighty six.
    October 10th, 2006
    670th
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    I've done everything you wanted me to do. So why did you do this to me?!"
    October 10th, 2006
    671st
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    Max I would reccomend fixing the votes on NSFW sites.
    October 10th, 2006
    672nd
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    hi max, I and everyone else without a high ranking NSFW site agree with state
    October 10th, 2006
    673rd
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    you or whatever mods are sharing the DR-L337 account... it's FUNNY KEEP IT UP :XXX
    October 10th, 2006
    674th
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    Don't forget "My Daddy needs to call A Fish Biscuit" and The Unfunny Truth about Fish Biscuitology. Also 677th comment.
    October 10th, 2006
    675th
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    --and 688th. Fix those votes FTW.
    October 10th, 2006
    676th
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    The new search feature sucks... Can someone please make a firefox addon that converts YTMND back to the origional self?
    October 10th, 2006
    677th
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    orANge, lol
    October 10th, 2006
    678th
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    Oh yeah even though the search function sucks, if you truely are Dr L337, then that is truely the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
    October 10th, 2006
    679th
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    lol, it's like max is sh*tting clementines
    October 10th, 2006
    680th
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    Razor gator, yay!
    October 10th, 2006
    681st
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    The voting on NSFW sites needs to be fixed.
    October 10th, 2006
    682nd
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    One of my sites has 17 views and 26 votes, how is that possible? (http://lessthantwo.ytmnd.com/)
    October 10th, 2006
    683rd
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    also, 700th
    October 10th, 2006
    684th
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    I'm very disappointed in what has become of ytmnd. This new layout makes the user feel very disjointed and alienated with the whole ytmnd community. Before, it was very easy to look at the page and immediately see new content, the classics and spreading of a new fad. Now when I look at the page, it's a chore to try and find anything. The search feature is a hassle b/c limiting by date doesn't work, and now i'm getting a hodgepodge of new and extremely old pages.
    October 10th, 2006
    685th
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    This search engine f*cking sucks. Change the sh*t.
    October 10th, 2006
    686th
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    So to you other kids all across the land, take it from me...Parents Just Don't Understand.
    October 10th, 2006
    687th
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    YOU'RE RUINING YTMND WITH YOUR F*CKING DR-L337 NO ONE FINDS IT FUNNY. IT'S ANNOYING MAX.
    October 10th, 2006
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    ^ gay
    October 10th, 2006
    689th
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    705TH
    October 10th, 2006
    690th
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    It is clear that the up and coming/most viewed system still needs adjustmant, because the same stuff has been on the front page for the last two days and most of it is just plain awful. O_o
    October 10th, 2006
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    Doesn't anyone remember when the site would be unavailable for a couple minutes every hour so the site list could be updated? Doesn't anyone remember when you could only comment once every 60 seconds instead of 30? Remember when you would type too much and your comment would be cut off? Don't worry about the layout, don't worry about the colour. The vast majority of changes to the site have been improvements. YTMND is so much better than it used to be. Thank you max.
    October 10th, 2006
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    ^
    October 10th, 2006
    693rd
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    710th motherf*ckers
    October 10th, 2006
    694th
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    I hate the banner at the top. I hate you.
    October 10th, 2006
    695th
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    i will use dem razer gaters to flog my anus
    October 10th, 2006
    696th
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    WTF I COME BACK AFTER A FEW MONTHS WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS NEW SH*T ADS NEW LAYOUT SH*TTY YTMNDS i seriously liked it when we were just a little-known web community making silly sites. the NYT article ruined it for me.
    October 10th, 2006
    697th
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    it's RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER
    October 12th, 2006
    698th
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    lol there is no templates to change to
    October 17th, 2006
    699th
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    Just give us the optional old look.
    October 30th, 2006
    700th
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    "Great, I get the f*cking point, it's been two weeks. If it's still an issue for you get the f*ck out. " I haven't come to this site since you put on this horrible layout. Old one as an option please.
    November 8th, 2006
    701st
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    In before f*gs.
    November 9th, 2006
    702nd
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    1st
    December 4th, 2006
    703rd
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    yay. 718.
    January 19th, 2007
    704th
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    NO BITCH, I GET 718! AHAHAHA.
    January 26th, 2007
    705th
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    a post no one will ever see SDSAFS#WE#E #D SCSD
    January 28th, 2007
    706th
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    I saw that, crazyphoenix
    February 1st, 2007
    707th
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    me too
    February 1st, 2007
    708th
    (0)
    how dare you
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