if trees could speak

hallo! guten tag!

I know I haven't updated in some time, I've been visiting the fatherland. I'm not back yet but I figured I'd pop in for a little contest.

Some promotional company asked me to do a promotion for the new Borat movie, and while I profit nothing and the prizes are lame, I figured it might cause a spurt of creativity.

More inside.


Some junk the promotional company sent me:


Borat Conan Interview - WMV  - part 2
Borat Conan Interview - Quicktime  - part 2
Badly resized copy of the soundtrack cover


Use this stuff or find whatever you want. The basic rules:
1. put borat in the keywords
2. make it somewhat relevant
3. contest ends on sunday the 12th.
4. i am the only judge (aka funny police)


lame prizes:

1 "Grand Prize": 1 Borat soundtrack and 1 poster
2 "You fail prizes": 1 Borat poster and sticker

When I have some more time I'll set up an easy listing of Borat sites.


Now, to address something else entirely, ads. I know you guys have been getting raped by all the ads lately, especially the popups. To clear things up, every time YTMND shows a pop-up, I die a little. AdSense revenue has been slipping for months so I've finally dropped it all together for the time being. In the next few weeks you will be seeing a lot of changes to how the site is organized, mainly to benefit the advertising. Pop-ups can't be a long term solution for YTMND's lack of revenue, so I'm working on a few things to try to avoid them. They pay more than any other ads and they lower traffic, so it's sort of a double whammy. If you have a family member or friend in media buying or internet advertising, tell them about YTMND and to drop me a line at max@ytmnd.com.

More (and better) updates soon.

Cheers from Germany

-Max

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November 20th, 2006
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I was just saying it wasn't something just anyone could do. After a few, yeah it gets old if you just insert whatever fad song into it, but it was a refreshing idea to come to when I first saw it on the front page.
November 20th, 2006
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^ any skilled craft can be applied to fads. someone could knit an NEDM sweater, bake a 6foot pretty cake, trick out a Cosby lowrider, or program a YTMND fork bomb. just because 99% of users couldn't do it doesn't mean (a) it won't be repeated, or more importantly (b) that it was ever clever to begin with.
November 20th, 2006
812th
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Please do the sheet music from 4’33’’ by John Cage next.
November 20th, 2006
813th
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classics ytmnd rule ftwiiiiiiiii
November 20th, 2006
814th
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http://www.ytmnd.com/users/LUE1337/ -Look whos back?
November 20th, 2006
815th
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Who will believe millions of tiny mirrors can put you in a gigantic stadium...or in a far-off planet...or here? Or that so much color will make you think you are actually there? Who will believe this thing inside? Soon, everyone. It's amazing. It's NEDM*coburn*
November 20th, 2006
816th
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LUE1337 is joshcube methinks...
November 20th, 2006
817th
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Or...forget it.
November 20th, 2006
819th
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MAX!! here's my entry for the borat contest jab.ytmnd.com
November 20th, 2006
820th
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@Sylvester: F*ck you, I've been around longer than you f*ggot.
November 20th, 2006
821st
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no one's been here longer than me though. i dont even remember how i got here
November 20th, 2006
822nd
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i'm having a difficult time trying to decide the worst fad in YTMND history. ive got it down to Epic Maneuver and Stares into your soul, leaning towards epic.
November 20th, 2006
823rd
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OBJECTION! Epic maneuver uses animated GIFs. _______ stares into your soul uses still images. Ok, so maybe that's not an objection.
November 20th, 2006
824th
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Stares into your soul wasn't even a fad... I mean the guy who started it was the only one to do anything creative with it and everything after that has been a complete ripoff of one of those two sites.
November 20th, 2006
825th
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http://epic-chair-maneuver.ytmnd.com/
November 20th, 2006
826th
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(Insert something with eyes) STARES INTO YOUR SOUL!!! INSTAFYVE PLZ!!!
November 20th, 2006
827th
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^The one good epic site in existence.
November 20th, 2006
828th
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Epic still has the occasional worthwhile site, even after all this time. Rare, but they do exist. Stares into your soul is just stupid, even the original. But there are fads worse than Stares into your Soul -- Red Leader, Age 9, United States of Whatever... Current events fads like Katrina, Zidane, Steve Irwin. But if I had to pick my least favorite fad, it's Shoe On Head. Yes, blasphemy, I know.
November 20th, 2006
829th
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max, please get rid of qnslaught
November 20th, 2006
830th
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I think Zidane was not really that bad... yeah, it was overdone, but some people really put skill into it and made some REALLY over the top things. And I'm only talking about the ones that were hardcore edited... 90% of them sucked. United States of Whatever is up there with the worst, and maybe like 1 poland site has made me laugh and enjoy the ear rape... EVER.
November 20th, 2006
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stares into your soul is bad. but most werent gay stolen images that have been on this site a few times but get rated a 4.60 becuase it has different music. epic manuever is the worst fad i think.
November 20th, 2006
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see, with 'stares' i mean the pictures people used didnt have any more potential than what was there. with 'epic' people threw away potentially good image/sound combos becasue they were lazy and thought they could get more votes by attaching themselves to a fad.
November 20th, 2006
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good point, but i still think epic was way worse, alteast after the first like 20 epic sites. including my sh*tty contributions.
November 20th, 2006
834th
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http://reggiesoulstare.ytmnd.com/ Guys, how CANT you love this fad. Seriously though, Necronomicon, you have sh*tty taste.
November 20th, 2006
835th
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If someone takes a picture of someone with eyes or takes a youtube video and does nothing other than attach the appropriate title and music then they are equally bereft of any comedic or creative value. It's the same concept. I see a swastika, I say, "OMG Secret Nazi ______" and I put a flashing Hitler. I mean, technically it's better than incorrectly identifying a tilde as a swastika, but I've never found it to be funny when someone correctly identifies a shape. I thought we got over that in kindergarten.
November 20th, 2006
836th
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Don't use "we" if you will never understand my pain.
November 20th, 2006
837th
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I have identified the shape in the box at the top right corner of my browser as an "X". You will now proceed to laugh.
November 20th, 2006
838th
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Do you have problems putting the right stick in the right hole a lot, Pettitman?
November 20th, 2006
839th
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Did you guys see that new video of Kramer being racist? That's my favorite episode of Seinfeld so far. Also, I find it pathetic that there are new accounts that downvote and use the same comment as Qnslaught.
November 20th, 2006
840th
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Korf, sometimes I try to put the hole in the stick :(
November 20th, 2006
842nd
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Wait, do I have bad taste because I don't like Shoe on Head? I'm sure it was funny while in the process of obtaining the screenshots, but face it, the sites weren't that funny.
November 21st, 2006
845th
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Here come the Michael Richards YTMNDs.
November 21st, 2006
846th
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3 out of 5 sites on the current Top Rated are Wonka sites. Heh.
November 21st, 2006
847th
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users ghostman and d0wnv0t3r were just created to downvote me and upvote some other sites...yeah so what.
November 21st, 2006
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zomglolwtfzor is tehpwner2, playing a watered down even less amusing version of Adverb
November 21st, 2006
851st
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he likes to pretend he doesnt care
November 21st, 2006
852nd
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I just can't seem to quit you.
November 21st, 2006
853rd
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"users ghostman and d0wnv0t3r were just created to downvote me and upvote some other sites...yeah so what." -Same thing happened to me with someone called ASSC*CK,and he does get stuff from LUE1337.
November 21st, 2006
854th
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Better an outspoken downvoter than a silent one. At least they take responsibility.
November 21st, 2006
855th
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Current event fads can be good or bad...most of the times they are bad because it's always the craptacular Simple Plan Emo Myspace Bullsh*t or lol this or weakness. The Zidane fad was actually good and had lots of sites with effort. The epic fad...has really got to stop. Seriously, so many potential fads killed...hell, max should just ban the words epic, manuever, and maneuver from titles and Nightwish from sound origin.
November 21st, 2006
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Most of the Zidane stuff was stolen from gifdump. There wasn't a lot of good original material in my opinion. But I agree it was one of the better current events fads. No question the worst current event fad was Katrina. That fad actually drove me away from the site for six months or so, I was so disgusted by it. A thousand times more in poor taste than the worst Kramer site.
November 21st, 2006
857th
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Meh, I lost a ton of sh*t in Katrina and I thought a *FEW* of those sites were funny. Different strokes for diff'rent folks, huh?
November 21st, 2006
858th
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Im not tooting my own horn, but check it, Wonka breaks it down is a very subversive - dare I say "experimental" - ytmnd site, and it's an alarmingly high rating. If it was someone elses work I'd five it just for those qualities. I'd like to see more experimentation and innovation going into more high rated ytmnds, thats why I supported the HiveMinded project. It's these users that break new ground even if the sites aren't neccessarily funny, there's a dark humor in them.
November 21st, 2006
859th
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nutnics, you ain't lying. I haven't had a site make my jaw drop like that one in a loooooooooong time. If anybody wants to use a "fad" character in a site, do it with style and creativity. I wish i could fav that site again.
November 21st, 2006
860th
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ook piemels
November 21st, 2006
861st
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downvoters PHAIL at life. Also c*cks.
November 21st, 2006
862nd
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nutnics is lying. The only reason he wanted to be affiliated with the HiveMindedIndividuals was to flood our forums with gay jokes. He's such a zoosexual deviant.
November 21st, 2006
863rd
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"Most of the Zidane stuff was stolen from gifdump. " Actually, I think many were taken from Something Awful...I heard they were doing some project based on the headbutt...but others like smoothmedia's take (France Fighter), an SFF from Lord of the Rings, an NEDM shootout styled site...those I would suppose took some effort. Oh yeah, the Katrina fad was just bad...only reedeming sites was a joke site with Zangief and Lousiana, but the amount of racism, poor humor, eh.
November 21st, 2006
864th
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I kinda liked this one too: http://kerrystopshurricane.ytmnd.com/ But yeah... I think it's best to just forget the Katrina fad altogether.
November 21st, 2006
865th
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Right,you should've voted Kerry!
November 21st, 2006
866th
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http://ytmnd.com/users/ASSC*CK/votes & http://ytmnd.com/users/LUE1337/votes Same.
November 21st, 2006
867th
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since its thanksgiving on thursday and you probably dont want to be bothered, could u plz give us an update tonight or possibly tommorrow?
November 21st, 2006
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810
November 21st, 2006
870th
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892
November 21st, 2006
871st
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http://www.ytmnd.com/users/anpbabaki/comments
November 21st, 2006
872nd
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2nd in spirit.
November 21st, 2006
873rd
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in before 900.
November 21st, 2006
874th
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guess
November 21st, 2006
875th
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what
November 21st, 2006
876th
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I
November 21st, 2006
877th
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got
November 21st, 2006
878th
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in before Qnslaught
November 21st, 2006
879th
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^you f*cker! NOOOOOO YOU BITCH! YOU BIIIITCHHHH!!!!
November 21st, 2006
880th
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IT'S OVER 900!!!!!!!!!
November 21st, 2006
881st
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that sequence took me 5 f*cking minutes. you wasted my time! now to waste more time by making a final destination 2 edit. it involves bananas. it might suck, whatever
November 21st, 2006
882nd
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pcf i dont think its possible for you to make a sucky site.
November 21st, 2006
883rd
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Sylvester, maaann, i deleted like 6 sh*tty sites I made in the past. I was thinking of using the beginning scene of Final Destination 2 and put banana peels on the road and the car hits a few and goes rolling. this is what i got so far. honestly, what do you think of it? http://invasionname.ytmnd.com/
November 21st, 2006
884th
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dude thats a f*cking great idea. go for it.
November 21st, 2006
885th
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on another note, why do users who signed up like 2 days ago insist on stealing images from 4chan and putting music to it and then expect people to vote 5, and if they dont its because they are gay downvoters.... why wont someone just restrict these dumbasses from making a site or even voting?
November 21st, 2006
886th
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...also downvoters tend to write their comments in spanish...wtf..
November 21st, 2006
887th
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^puddles26, qnslaught, and shoover formed a group
November 21st, 2006
888th
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^lol
November 21st, 2006
889th
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bunch of gay mexican banditos ARRRRRRRIIIIBAAA!. ......................or not.....
November 21st, 2006
890th
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ytmnd needs more eddie izzard.
November 21st, 2006
891st
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No están el hombre ahora, perro! (those 3)
November 21st, 2006
892nd
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goddamnit i cant get my gifs to have better quallity, flash keeps making it kinda grainy. does anyone know how or if you can fix this. im too old to start learning about how to use imageready! ( not really ) but im too stubborn and lazy to switch!
November 21st, 2006
893rd
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you can lower the amount of colors, and try using lossy effects. putting it under 20 shouldnt make it look too bad
November 21st, 2006
894th
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i can do it for you if you want
November 21st, 2006
895th
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thats okay ill try to get it to work. thanks though!
November 21st, 2006
896th
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f*ck it, it either has the image slightly grainy liek the others or with liek the sh*tty wierd 256 colors.
November 21st, 2006
897th
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ytmnd needs more cnbc chicks.
November 21st, 2006
898th
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# 1337 w00t! leetest comment ever!!!
November 21st, 2006
899th
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^^^^f*ck nevermind, just #920
November 21st, 2006
900th
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Poor, illiterate Spider--Man...
November 22nd, 2006
901st
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Dude Spider--man what the f*ck were you thinking?
November 22nd, 2006
902nd
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i was trying to get the 1337ist post
November 22nd, 2006
903rd
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What is it with idiots demanding sites made YEARS ago to be cited? They're not going to be.
November 22nd, 2006
904th
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I made a site pointing that out a few months ago, but nobody cared: http://heyidiots.ytmnd.com/
November 22nd, 2006
905th
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All around me are familiar faces...
November 22nd, 2006
906th
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Worn out places...
November 22nd, 2006
907th
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I really hate people who say Turkey Day instead of Thanksgiving.
November 22nd, 2006
908th
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Is it moral to celebrate Thanksgiving, a holiday that is clearly about gluttony, annoying relatives, and awful casserole?
November 22nd, 2006
909th
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This comment was deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator.
November 22nd, 2006
910th
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"holiday that is clearly about gluttony, annoying relatives, and awful casserole?" - how is any other holiday different?
November 22nd, 2006
911th
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cooke made a very good point.
November 22nd, 2006
912th
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This comment was deleted at the request of my dick.
November 22nd, 2006
913th
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This comment was deleted at the request of gamekid's dick.
November 22nd, 2006
914th
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i'm probably going to release one of my new sites tonight. woohoo.
November 22nd, 2006
915th
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jews did comments
November 22nd, 2006
916th
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cooke: Halloween's also about scaring people sh*tless. Also, wtf is the new "The jews did..." fad about?
November 22nd, 2006
917th
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939TH!
November 22nd, 2006
918th
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I vote that everyone who did a "Jews did..." YTMND be set on fire. Also, if their moms look good, I get to f*ck 'em.
November 22nd, 2006
919th
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dali, lighten up.
November 22nd, 2006
920th
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damn, 2 f*gs are downvoting all my sites for some reason
November 22nd, 2006
921st
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pcf, dont let the bastards get to yeah. same thing hapened to me by that wee guy, but he got tired after like 6 sites.
November 22nd, 2006
922nd
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Hehehe, Sylvester thinks I'm serious about setting people on fire... Or am I? God it's fun dicking people around... *inhales some nitrous oxide* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!! *falls down to the ground cackling uncontrollably*
November 22nd, 2006
923rd
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well, they both downvoted all my sites, but i dont know why. but it's not as bad as this one time this guy used 4 accounts to downvote me
November 22nd, 2006
924th
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They're on a downvoting rampage,too many alts I guess..
November 22nd, 2006
925th
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Hi Max!!
November 22nd, 2006
926th
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I made it through the wilderness...somehow I made it through...didn't know how lost I was...until I found you. I was beat, incomplete, I'd been had, I was sad and blue; but you made me feel...yeah, you made me feel...shiny and new. Like a virgin...touched for the very first time. Like a virgin...when your heart beats next to mine.
November 22nd, 2006
927th
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...is X2IceMan04 serious...
November 22nd, 2006
928th
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^ I highly doubt that will happen but you never know
November 22nd, 2006
929th
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I enjoyed when my voting on nsfw sites started working again...now for 2 days straight they haven't worked!!! ***********SWEAR WORDS*********************
November 22nd, 2006
930th
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could we get rid of this douchebag plz? http://ytmnd.com/users/Mee/
November 22nd, 2006
931st
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and get rid of that damn family guy ad. I'm sick of seeing flames shooting out of that fatass cartoon *ss every time i bring up a new page
November 22nd, 2006
932nd
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^yeah, thats probably the worst ad i've seen here
November 22nd, 2006
933rd
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Guys, I'm organizing a get together. Go to whatever local grocery is open tomorrow and pick up a bottle or two of Matthew Fox (or alternative cheap wine). Head on over to your local dollar theater with your Liter or Love hidden under jacket. Join me in spirit as we have a good time watching Jackass 2 completely obliterated.
November 22nd, 2006
934th
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cooke, do you mind me asking where the f*ck redneck place you live?
November 22nd, 2006
935th
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Youngstown, OH
November 22nd, 2006
936th
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k, not as bad as i thought.
November 22nd, 2006
937th
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I'm nothing like a redneck, except for maybe my hair hair length, support of the Confederacy, gun control, cut-off flannel shirts, bigotry, intolerance, and love of Little Debbie snacks.
November 22nd, 2006
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actually I'm from a suburb of Youngstown called POLAND
November 23rd, 2006
939th
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It is our patriotic DUTY to remember Poland.
November 23rd, 2006
940th
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ytmnd needs more jane russell.
November 23rd, 2006
941st
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ytmnd needs more eddie izzard. or alteast other british comedians
November 23rd, 2006
942nd
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thanksgiving update please!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
November 23rd, 2006
944th
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marching toward 1,000
November 23rd, 2006
945th
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not quite there tho.....................dododododoodd.d.d..d.d.d...................................ddoodd....
November 23rd, 2006
946th
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we can do it if we work together
November 23rd, 2006
947th
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GO TEAMWORK!!!!!
November 23rd, 2006
948th
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ya, woohoo!
November 23rd, 2006
949th
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27 more posts gogogooogogoogogogoooo. if not then tommorow who cares...
November 23rd, 2006
950th
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f*ck, ytmnd and vent are both boring tonight. an update could lighten the mood *hint hint
November 23rd, 2006
951st
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oh sh*t, tomorrow is thanksgiving?
November 23rd, 2006
952nd
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yeah, i know, now i gotta go over eat with kinda crappy food and with people i dont like
November 23rd, 2006
953rd
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i thought it was on friday. ill probably go to a restaurant with my dad and eat
November 23rd, 2006
954th
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lol in vent bupo is showing off his singing ability. right now hes doing dont stop me now by queen
November 23rd, 2006
955th
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f*ck i just remembered my dad wont even be here. hes not gettign back from thailand til sunday. sh*t.
November 23rd, 2006
956th
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if i only had ventrilo......and a mic. Why's he in Thailand?
November 23rd, 2006
957th
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hes: co directing, acting and training crocodiles for a crappy made for tv movie called "crocs" also u can quickly download vent and you dont need a mic to be in vent anyway. its funny just to listen sometimes.
November 23rd, 2006
958th
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Who's gonna get the 1000th comment?
November 23rd, 2006
959th
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oh, that's a unique job. whats the link to the download? Also, punisher is the biggest pussy ever
November 23rd, 2006
960th
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Vent is for pussies and xXWaspXx, not necessarily in that order. Actually, vent is for pussies. Real men use stickam.
November 23rd, 2006
961st
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http://www.ventrilo.com/download.php scroll down and click on download for verison 2.3.0 hold on ill get the ytmnd vent info
November 23rd, 2006
962nd
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hostname : vent.ytmndongs.com port number : 3834
November 23rd, 2006
963rd
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Please report this site so the creator gets banned or something, he's been comment spamming it on most new sites for a few minutes at least. http://oshioshioshioshioshioshi.ytmnsfw.com/ (I don't even think that's legal)
November 23rd, 2006
964th
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vent aint exactly exciting tonight. u gotta be there at the right time i guess other wise it can be boring as hell. well im going to bed. good night
November 23rd, 2006
965th
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so i got my username and i connected to that place. now what do i do?
November 23rd, 2006
966th
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You rock out with your c*ck out.
November 23rd, 2006
967th
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I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this.
November 23rd, 2006
968th
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In before 1000
November 23rd, 2006
969th
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Man, I could totally get 1000... but it would mean mad spammage.
November 23rd, 2006
971st
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[chirping]
November 23rd, 2006
972nd
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1000th comment, I release you. *bedtime*
November 23rd, 2006
973rd
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Close...
November 23rd, 2006
974th
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1000th?
November 23rd, 2006
975th
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*internet implodes*
November 23rd, 2006
976th
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1000th
November 23rd, 2006
977th
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*starts anew*
November 23rd, 2006
978th
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what now bitches. its my first 1000 i ever got
November 23rd, 2006
980th
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psh. i can smell the jealousy from here
November 23rd, 2006
982nd
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Uh oh. Also, I'll probably release my jar site on Friday using the suggestion for the name you gave me.
November 23rd, 2006
984th
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Sweet, I'm gonna kick some skunks.
November 23rd, 2006
985th
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I got 900 from you PCF, so is it worth it now that you got 1000? lol
November 23rd, 2006
986th
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ya lol
November 23rd, 2006
989th
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Yeah, I said that earlier, just scroll up the comments.
November 23rd, 2006
991st
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"and peanut MnMs" No, NO! Easter colored M&Ms! EASTER COLORED M&Ms!!!
November 23rd, 2006
993rd
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lolnopeanutmnmsrbettuh
November 23rd, 2006
995th
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MAX!, please fix worthwhile. it's only showing a certain number of sites.
November 23rd, 2006
996th
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^the most recent worthwhiles are on page 6 or 7. I saw your Borat Kombat one there just now
November 23rd, 2006
997th
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If there is an eternal afterlife then life has no value. Econ 101.
November 23rd, 2006
998th
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http://circleofstrife.ytmnd.com/
November 23rd, 2006
999th
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k it decided to sned my comment before i finished. any way i bet that circle of strife will replace that sh*tty telemarketer call
November 23rd, 2006
1000th
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Hooray for the person below me!
November 23rd, 2006
1001st
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:D
November 23rd, 2006
1002nd
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.........................guess no update today then, huh
November 23rd, 2006
1003rd
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Wee need to get rid of ASSC*CK He's a loser.
November 23rd, 2006
1005th
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oh man, lol. how old is he, 8? my personal favorite right now is probably TheImpersonator
November 23rd, 2006
1006th
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WOAH HE STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZAS
November 23rd, 2006
1008th
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you got a point there. His sites are great. I did some extensive research and found out he is money-hat's little brother.
November 23rd, 2006
1009th
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i dont think i have a fav user. theres too many good ones.
November 23rd, 2006
1010th
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Religion.
November 23rd, 2006
1011th
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Kazuma=money-hat Its the truth. You don't believe me? Go take a look. http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/450643 I swear to all that has meaning.(Not religion lol.) Lets make a baby!
November 23rd, 2006
1012th
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im not sure if i should release my new ytmnd tonight or tommorrow
November 23rd, 2006
1013th
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"Real men use stickam" - you mean like cyberman? i heartily disagree. i dont want to look at any of you *ssh*les.
November 23rd, 2006
1014th
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f*ck it ill post it up in like 2 minutes
November 23rd, 2006
1015th
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Sylvester, what's your ytmnd about?
November 23rd, 2006
1016th
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eddie izzard. give me 5 seconds im posting it up now
November 23rd, 2006
1017th
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k its up
November 23rd, 2006
1018th
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i wonder if you know, how they live in tokyo. if you see it, then you mean it, then you know you have to go. fast and furioouuusssss
November 23rd, 2006
1019th
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lol
November 23rd, 2006
1020th
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I can't get that part out of my head. Also, I think your site would be rated higher, but most people don't know who Eddie Izzard is
November 23rd, 2006
1021st
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yeah thanks, also my last like 7 sites have gotten sh*ttier ratings than normal, i have either bad luck or im losing my touch.
November 23rd, 2006
1022nd
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also i think alot of people dont find eddie izzard funny. all my friends hate him cuz they cant even understand what hes saying,
November 23rd, 2006
1023rd
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this place is really sh*tty now.
November 23rd, 2006
1024th
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you're not losing your touch. There's just a lot of f*gs who downvote everything. Punisher, theplease, omega-lol, qnslaught, and several other people. I've never seen so many downvoters before.
November 23rd, 2006
1025th
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someone should flush
November 23rd, 2006
1026th
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kinda, but state, is there a better place to go?
November 23rd, 2006
1027th
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i mean id rather be ytmnder than a SA goon or a 4chaner
November 23rd, 2006
1028th
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I've been thinking. If I made sites when I first joined, they'd have hundreds of thousands of views by now. I wish I was as active back then as I am now.
November 23rd, 2006
1029th
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i was an idiot and only joined when i had a site idea, but if i joined last november when i found this place i wouldnt of been an 06er
November 23rd, 2006
1030th
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I remember when I first joined and any site that didn't suck got 5000 views. Max's Sean Connery site was the sh*t. I used to listen to that over and over again and thought there wasn't going to be any other ytmnds made that were better than that
November 23rd, 2006
1031st
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If someone can't understand Eddie Izzard, good luck with Snatch.
November 23rd, 2006
1032nd
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bloody pikeys
November 23rd, 2006
1033rd
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Goddamn, I ate too much too fast. I'm gonna sh*t out a giraffe tonight after/at the same time I throw up.
November 23rd, 2006
1034th
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PICK UP THE SLACK F*CKERS
November 23rd, 2006
1035th
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maybe ytmnd needs a chatroom
November 24th, 2006
1038th
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Why do they call him Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
November 24th, 2006
1039th
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because i almost f*cked him in the ass.
November 24th, 2006
1042nd
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YTMND is still funny. Post your lolz here.
November 24th, 2006
1043rd
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http://ytmnd.com/users/Fister/ Look in the guy's comments, he posted a site which I'm pretty sure is a virus or spyware site. Didn't click it though, so if someone who's ready to put their computer at risk can check it, please report the dumbass. Also, he claims that this is a gimmick account.
November 24th, 2006
1044th
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LOL
November 24th, 2006
1045th
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Someone go to the site in Fister's comment and tell me what it is. I don't want my brother to beat the hell out of me... again. 0_o
November 24th, 2006
1046th
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@ sylvester - true that... Ive just been jaded about this place lately. Mainly because lack of ideas, motivation.
November 24th, 2006
1049th
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You can sit next to me gr33nscr33n, I'm an 05'er. Just dont put your hand on my penis. again.
November 24th, 2006
1050th
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I joined in '04 and I sit at the cool kids' table. But no one sits near me because I smell :(
November 24th, 2006
1052nd
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oh sure, a "milk" stain. and at least you wear underwear :(
November 24th, 2006
1054th
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was that in an update or something?
November 24th, 2006
1055th
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Hey soon the 07ers will be the nubs...and 06ers will be k00l
November 24th, 2006
1056th
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Anyone have trouble with sites that use the preloader? They don't work for me all of the sudden.
November 24th, 2006
1057th
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we should probably get rid of the preloader, like it was nice at first, but too many people use it when you dont have to and it kinda pisses me off.
November 24th, 2006
1058th
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yeah. It shouldn't let you use the preloader if you're uploading a jpg.
November 24th, 2006
1059th
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That bloody 'How to prank a telemarketer' site was mentioned in a yahoo news article. More views on the way..http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061124/od_nm/web_telesales_dc
November 24th, 2006
1060th
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There needs to be a seperate category for views that come from off-site.
November 24th, 2006
1061st
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^^whoa now its gonna get even more views
November 24th, 2006
1062nd
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someone get max to delete the telemarketer site and ban that f*ggot who wont delete it
November 24th, 2006
1063rd
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in before 1,086 f*gs but after the rest.
November 24th, 2006
1066th
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I'll help it out a little. Also, I just got an idea from my worst site
November 24th, 2006
1067th
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in after your mom.
November 24th, 2006
1069th
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I just upgraded to Internet Explorer 7, the font on YTMND looks slightly different
November 24th, 2006
1072nd
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ooohhhhh, gr33nscr33n you're latest efforts have been demolished, I feel for you bro. I also get to laugh at you too, so I'm pretty much at an even keel as far my emotional meter is concerned.
November 24th, 2006
1073rd
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In before 1100.
November 24th, 2006
1074th
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You suck, threatening people that this site is going to block his/her I.P. Address is not cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 24th, 2006
1075th
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1110
November 24th, 2006
1076th
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i meant 1101 but now its 1102 !!!1
November 24th, 2006
1079th
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Some 06ers are awesome at making YTMND's, just look at state-of-mind. However 06 was the year of narvs and gimmick downvoters.
November 24th, 2006
1080th
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Aye. I'm still looking forward to the year of topless babes.
November 24th, 2006
1081st
(0)
speaking of which, ytmnd needs more jaime hammer.
November 24th, 2006
1082nd
(0)
That's Jan Hammer.
November 24th, 2006
1083rd
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Also, MC Hammer.
November 24th, 2006
1084th
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Sickle and hammer.
November 24th, 2006
1086th
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Command and Conquer. lol.
November 24th, 2006
1087th
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^ now that I ended that its time That I am recognized for a good 06 user award. Also I wish people wouldn't see that shning example of an embarrassment for a ytmnd called Best use for a Dog. I wanted the sheep one to be the good one. But they were both on up and coming, but the Dog one stayed. for about a day.
November 24th, 2006
1088th
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You didn't make the .gif and your sound didn't add anything at all to the image. It was a horrible excuse for a ytmnd and you should be shot and dragged back to 4chan.
November 24th, 2006
1089th
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who do you guys think like the top 10 best 06 users are?
November 24th, 2006
1090th
(0)
maybe top 5, 10 is actually hard to find....sadly..
November 24th, 2006
1091st
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me, me, me, me, and me. gimme a few minutes, i probably could come up with a top 10.
November 24th, 2006
1092nd
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okay, this is my 'Totally Inoffensive, I Don't Necessarily Agree With This, But Anybody Can Easily Accept, Top 5 in 06.' nut, chav, state, typo, and roy4l.
November 24th, 2006
1093rd
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I'd prolly make the top... 50.
November 24th, 2006
1094th
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"Anybody Can Easily Accept" sadly, people even hate roy4l. (I like roy4l...most of the time.)
November 24th, 2006
1095th
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I won the Participation Award.
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