carol of the bells

seasons greetings pals

As I sit here just finishing my christmas eve dinner of spare ribs and chow mein, I felt the need to give you all a little update of what's been going on at YTMND headquarters.

It's been a long year, and I don't think I've accomplished as much as I would have liked. I hope to change that this year. The last few months have consumed me in a duty I am not only not very good at, but something that causes me to die a little each time I have to deal with it: advertising.

As the site grows in size and cost, advertising becomes more and more of a requirement in order to keep enough money coming in to pay the bills. I've been trying to manage this all on my own and honestly not doing very well, I should stick to programming.

Luckily, I signed up with Federated Media who will be representing all of YTMND's ad space. This means in the coming months as I slowly leave more and more up to them, I can get back to coding. I know the site is riddled with bugs, broken features and horrible abusive users.

I aim to change that, and my first order of business is to launch a new moderation setup which includes a couple hundred new moderaters. I will go into this more in a future post, so if you send me a private message asking me to be a moderator, I'm going to delete you.

Anyway, that's all I have to say for the time being. Stay safe this xmas/new years. I'll be back in the new year to make a fresh start of YTMND.

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January 5th, 2007
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im collecting all the downvoters and alt accounts onto a text document just in case max makes me a mod, you guys should too
January 5th, 2007
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http://knowyourdownvoters.ytmnd.com = here are the ones ive noticed, if ive missed any PM me them
January 5th, 2007
838th
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http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/690442- 4 gimmick accounts in there
January 5th, 2007
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http://joshcubeussdownvoter.ytmnd.com/ Vote hacked
January 5th, 2007
840th
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gimmic downvote
January 5th, 2007
841st
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F*ck, I thought there was gonna be a site update now
January 5th, 2007
842nd
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Joshdouche's still up with his votehacks..
January 6th, 2007
844th
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I alway thought a big amount of people downvote because they see no one being punished, but get attention and they want in
January 6th, 2007
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goddamn, this site is being ruined just a little more each day by a handful of people, and we just sit and watch it happen as nobody who can do anything does a thing.
January 6th, 2007
847th
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Decisi8ns and CHUCKHATER3000 are two other gimmick downvoters ive found
January 6th, 2007
849th
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Decisi8ns gave up his ways a looong time ago. Punisher, sh*ttypup(Punisher's alt), kwsn, Minder, whitestreak, Soulswallower6 are some of the stealth downvoters that I remember.
January 6th, 2007
850th
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You guys remember how much everyone bitched about sexymofo when he occasionally downvoted the sites on the Up and Coming?
January 6th, 2007
851st
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"1 year later it looks like we actually lost the internet war." - no kidding. every single site that gets made has at least three gimmick downvoter comments.
January 6th, 2007
852nd
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if i become mod, anyone with more than 200 votes that has an average vote rating lower than 1.75 = banned
January 6th, 2007
854th
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Haha Max, you jew bastard you ran YTMND into the ground.
January 6th, 2007
855th
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"yeah I've been going out with some friends on my nights, not making sites." - I'm using it as an opportunity to plow through the James Bond Collection DVD sets. not looking forward to Moonraker.
January 6th, 2007
858th
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are we gonna need a new term for what has been happening? how about Gimmick Gangbang?
January 6th, 2007
859th
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"Do you guys hear that? It's the winds of change" Or it's just Max's jew stench leaking out of his pussy
January 6th, 2007
861st
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You think it's possible that these attention whore downvoters are somehow connected to Ebaum's crap? Just call it a hunch. But I believe that there has to be some sort of connection from some other site that isn't too fond of YTMND. It's just a feeling I got since it's almost been a year since that forum raid happened. Something is just not right about this.
January 6th, 2007
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"You think it's possible that these attention whore downvoters are somehow connected to Ebaum's crap? Just call it a hunch. But I believe that there has to be some sort of connection from some other site that isn't too fond of YTMND. It's just a feeling I got since it's almost been a year since that forum raid happened. Something is just not right about this." haha, n*gg*
January 6th, 2007
863rd
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http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/690521 - YTMNDers are gullible as f*ck.
January 6th, 2007
864th
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...and ShadowSL - no, I dont believe its Ebaums related. its just idiots who want attention who know they can get away with it.
January 6th, 2007
865th
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What makes you think those are his alts?
January 6th, 2007
866th
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Yeah, your right. Sorry I brought it up, and it wasn't because of that Ebaum being arrested site either, cause I didn't believe that crap at all. It's just getting crazy with these attention whores.
January 6th, 2007
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I thought that was with Punisher and Sh*ttypup. I can't really tell the patterns between beatnik, cconger, and Minder. But I think users downvoter, pricebooster, and l33tnsh*t are using the accounts michulka and razormaid to upvote their sites and downvote all others. They probably have more
January 6th, 2007
870th
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Homosexuals itt = PCF, Gr33nscr33n, MasterSitsu, HeatherChandler, BTape, ShadowSL, ...+everyone else. YOU ARE ALL A GAY.
January 6th, 2007
872nd
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I saw Young Frakenstein and Mars Attacks on last night.
January 6th, 2007
873rd
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nutnix sux dix OFOLRFOLRFOLRFOLROFL
January 6th, 2007
874th
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I spent the night with two gay dudes and there was less f*ggotry than on YTMND in 15 minutes. YTMND is f*ggy. Post your c*ck pix here for surprise buttsecks.
January 6th, 2007
875th
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ANYONE 4 mod
January 6th, 2007
876th
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Man this used to be the only place I could come to drunk and tired and have a laugh and now it's just... I mean... my whole life is YTMND sucking, my favorite bars sucking, my favorite everythings are just crap. Thanks for helping me choose life MAX. Oh and I'll have hawt pix of me in rehab shaking and vomiting for the fappers.
January 6th, 2007
878th
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^True.Why hasn't anybody doing something about those f*cking votehack accounts?
January 6th, 2007
879th
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Smile :)
January 6th, 2007
880th
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January 6th, 2007
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im a pretty good user
January 6th, 2007
884th
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You got hard knuckle
January 6th, 2007
886th
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"Mommy, will there be gays in heaven?" No honey, there wont be any gays in heaven. "Thanks, Mommy" Goodnight honey. "Goodnight"
January 6th, 2007
887th
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http://www.ytmnd.com/sites/profile/38 2004-04-27 15:13:33 lina I don't like the addition of "also c*cks"
January 6th, 2007
888th
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Also, c*cks
January 6th, 2007
889th
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HeatherChandler, maybe Sitsu can do you in the butt, that will cheer you up (send us pics)
January 6th, 2007
892nd
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I spend too much time on this site
January 6th, 2007
893rd
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killer-in-you, icopytmnds, anpbaki
January 6th, 2007
894th
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gr33nscr33n: I believe lina is a girl, max's sister, I think. Am I right?
January 6th, 2007
895th
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yes.
January 6th, 2007
896th
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Lina also posted the first YTMND, right? (After max's of course)
January 6th, 2007
897th
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Are you talking about that Babe Ruth site? If so, that wasn't the 2nd site. And why does the original ytmnd max made show that it was made on Dec. 5th, 2006?
January 6th, 2007
898th
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I guess he used the new Site Creator to edit it. (My last site was made on the old one; the new one is just not ready for SNL, let alone prime time.)
January 6th, 2007
899th
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( (( (CRAYOLA) (( ]>
January 6th, 2007
900th
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I also can't believe that Tony Romo fumbled the ball. I thought they did a fake kick at first. Poor guy was so close to getting the first down too.
January 6th, 2007
901st
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fourest hot hacked and had all his sites deleted. great guys, lets just push away every single user that cares about YTMND.
January 6th, 2007
902nd
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F*CK! That f*cking f*ggot! Mann, I feel so f*cking sorry for Fourest. Sh*t, I can't believe how he will feel.
January 6th, 2007
903rd
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his sites can be recovered. just search for them on google and grab the files from the Cache. when we thought we lost YTMND when max deleted the site, i backed up everything right then.
January 6th, 2007
904th
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and if max is actually paying attention and not dead like it seems lately, he could probably revert himself. i'm pretty sure he did that for Adverb, and for Picard Song....
January 7th, 2007
905th
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I hope max returns soon... This is just like that superman film
January 7th, 2007
906th
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well, max is alive. he just voted on that Deli site.
January 7th, 2007
907th
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If Fourest getting his sites deleted isn't proof that ytmnd is going to hell, I don't know what is. Hopefully max will do something now
January 7th, 2007
908th
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Let's bring back a chocolate fourest.
January 7th, 2007
909th
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more mods, mods with banhammers
January 7th, 2007
910th
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seriously, the sh*t going on needs more stopping. I was starting to like fourest and then that *ssh*le hacked 'im. sigh
January 7th, 2007
911th
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He cared so much about this site, I can't even imagine how bad he will feel.
January 7th, 2007
912th
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some f*g downvoted some of my sites, damn
January 7th, 2007
913th
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Gimmick alt abuse account user overload = Check, User hackability and site deletion = Check, Moderation and control of site out of control = Check...Uh..what's that other place ppl go to again?, link plz.
January 7th, 2007
914th
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like Superman, max sees what happens when he goes away for a couple days
January 7th, 2007
915th
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Come on Max, fourest needs you.
January 7th, 2007
916th
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*sniff* I remember when fourest used to PM everyone who dared to give his site anything less than 5. So many memories...
January 7th, 2007
917th
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I thought Google only cached the html?
January 7th, 2007
918th
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run fourest, run
January 7th, 2007
919th
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gimmicks are so lame, regardless of what they vote. i kind of respect those who only vote 1 more than those who vote 5. "HEY I GAVE YOUR SITE A 5 SO GIVE MINE ONE TOO" and people listen. still though, i cant wait for the day when they get banned.
January 7th, 2007
920th
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those that leave the same comment over and over, that is.
January 7th, 2007
921st
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CharlesManson is the gimmic f*ggot downvoter of the day
January 7th, 2007
922nd
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downvoters are broken records and probably have tourettes syndrome because all they do is leave the same comment
January 7th, 2007
923rd
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ps guys joshcube007 and all the votehacks were deleted
January 7th, 2007
924th
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next person to ban = Qnslaught
January 7th, 2007
925th
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I think max is sick of running this site and is letting it die. If it wasn't for the FPA forums I wouldn't even come here anymore. Poland sites are the only ones I can find since the DV gimmicks and Joshcube sh*t started. I mean dude, max, if you hate this site so much just sell it to someone who gives a sh*t. Sell it to eBaum for all I care, but... whatever.
January 7th, 2007
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the great classic ytmnd "But I Poop From There" formerly at butipoopfromthere.ytmnsfw.com is no more. A patriotic YTMNDer is needed to repost this site. while they're at it, the original 'addresses congress' site with Chunk has been missing for a while now.
January 7th, 2007
927th
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So Dantheman and Wolfson hacked fourest and are b&? Well wolfson is always banned... I mean let's go ban some actual users while gimmick bots run free!
January 7th, 2007
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January 7th, 2007
929th
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Dear Dantheman: STOP TEAMKILLING
January 7th, 2007
930th
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Yeah, warden told me wolfson created a phishing site and fourest put his login info in and it was the same as his ytmnd account.
January 7th, 2007
931st
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Does Wolfson have a new phishing site? What is it so we can avoid it? Didn't this happen before? Why am I asking questions in a news post?
January 7th, 2007
933rd
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I missed out on so much drama.
January 7th, 2007
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Also one of those gay guys was talking about "Finding Forrester" and I could not stop laughing and saying "You're the man now dog", which itself is very gay, but when does that happen irl? I mean when are you drunk at 5 am with a 50-year old gay dude and his lover, swilling cherry vodka and watching Meerkat Manor and f*cking YTMND comes up... maybe this site isn't dead.
January 7th, 2007
935th
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Wow..fourest got hacked. Those a s s holes.
January 7th, 2007
936th
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1st
January 7th, 2007
937th
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fourest (or, apparently, hacked fourest) PMed me January 5th, 2007 @ 08:24 PM once with the message "MSN OR AIM LOL". It looked too random (nevermind the childish language of the four-word message, and that we almost never talked in PMs in the first place) for me to respond, but I almost did (and felt guilty not doing so) having seen and loved his sites. Don't give random sh*t to random people. Not even Firefox will help you there.
January 7th, 2007
938th
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--oh, and max still hasn't wiped the alts. Lord1Lonic and ultimacanti still exist. Do something about that.
January 7th, 2007
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and by "the alts" I mean "all the idiots".
January 7th, 2007
940th
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Hey guys anyone know how to download mp3s from webpages when Quicktime says you need to get Quicktime pro? I found a treasure trove of amazing sh*t today and I need to get it on the harddrive.
January 7th, 2007
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use Firefox and go to TOOLS - PAGE INFO - MEDIA
January 7th, 2007
942nd
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Thanks. Now that the downvoters are gone I can make sites again, hooray.
January 7th, 2007
943rd
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^Failure.
January 7th, 2007
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I've decided that this is a really weird place, the internet. Maybe I'll just get a puppy.I've decided that this is a really weird place, the internet. Maybe I'll just get a puppy.I've decided that this is a really weird place, the internet. Maybe I'll just get a puppy.I've decided that this is a really weird place, the internet. Maybe I'll just get a puppy.I've decided that this is a really weird place, the internet. Maybe I'll just get a puppy.I've decided that this is a really weird place, the internet.
January 7th, 2007
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I saw a 30 foot tall Ariel at Times Square.
January 7th, 2007
947th
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Well give it a week for a new crop of DVs to ruin it... constant vigilance is needed, because I mean really who sits there and 1s everything and leaves lame comments... f*cking lusers.
January 7th, 2007
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I was seriously just about to give up making sites for a while until things got fixed, but miraculously my latest site punched its way through to U&C, so maybe things really are turning a corner.
January 7th, 2007
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lord1onic/twisted barney alts everywhere: http://ytmnd.com/users/musickey http://ytmnd.com/users/improv/ http://ytmnd.com/users/kiss http://ytmnd.com/users/privet/ and many more
January 7th, 2007
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now someone upvoted some of my sites. whoever it was, thank you (comment 996)
January 7th, 2007
951st
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Hmmm, I wouldn't consider Dantheman a "big user". Sure he created Dr-L337 but the rest of the time he just downvoted good sites and left dumbass comments.
January 7th, 2007
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"Hmmm, I wouldn't consider Dantheman a "big user"." Dantheman started out ragging on me all the time, then we got along for a while after i gave him some tips on making gifs - etc, then he got really jaded with YTMND again and started trolling me again... for the most part i forget most of his own sites, but I remember him certainly being above average. ven wolfson/gummyworms had started making some good classic sites and some surprising gifs. in the end as a whole it didnt make up for everything else.
January 7th, 2007
953rd
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I liked Dan's Danza sites and Gillian Anderson obsession. Shame, shame...
January 7th, 2007
955th
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Epic turn of events...I would never delete anybody's account...Maybe he thinks it's funny in a VERY VERY dark twisted kind of way, but after about a minute, it's really not funny. It's rewd.
January 7th, 2007
958th
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I thought I was going to see Fourest's sites back when I logged in today.
January 7th, 2007
959th
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WTF? F*ggotdownvoterlol got deleted instead of all these downvoting accounts?
January 7th, 2007
960th
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Even though Fourest is gay and his sites don't make any sense, I am somewhat convinced he is human and is probably REALLY upset by the deletion of his sites. Strangely enough, Max is purposely not going to recover them, even though he can.
January 7th, 2007
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So basically, if you want fourest's sites back harass Max about it. He's really disgustingly lazy.
January 7th, 2007
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Your punk *ss should get deleted. Nobody here likes you and you keep crying how everyone here is "gay". I remember how pathetic you looked when you said you were going to downvote all the sites of everyone who 5'd the Rapist Search site. I know you had something to do with Fourest getting deleted.
January 7th, 2007
963rd
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
January 7th, 2007
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Oh no looks like someone is mad I downvoted their "When We Were Band of Brothers I was Saving Windtalker Ryan from the Enemy At The Gates" YTMND. I had nothing to do with Fourest's sites being deleted, but I did find it funny!
January 7th, 2007
965th
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Fight the real enemy.
January 7th, 2007
966th
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its a civil war now, this may be the enemy
January 7th, 2007
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I don't give a f*ck if someone as pathetic as you downvotes my site. If you didn't have anything to do with it, then why did you login into his account? That sounds suspicious to me.
January 7th, 2007
969th
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I didn't login to fourest's account.
January 7th, 2007
970th
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u sure bout that mate?
January 7th, 2007
971st
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Tell that to Syncan
January 7th, 2007
972nd
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Oh no, my dastardly plan to login to fourest's account has been foiled by you meddling kids! Wait, actually I didn't login to fourest's account at all, and I don't appreciate your lies.
January 7th, 2007
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pretty sure you are a f*cken jew like me
January 7th, 2007
974th
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You're right. Why would someone with as much respect and class as you tell a lie?
January 7th, 2007
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thanks...i think...
January 7th, 2007
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I think both PCF and Sylvester are really talented, and I completely disagree that they are fadwhores. I just wish the both of them would consistently use a variety of genres.
January 7th, 2007
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i like edtiting from ww2 n vietnam genres tho
January 7th, 2007
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I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin off to that playboy from 1982. I'm getting tired of strokin
January 7th, 2007
980th
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For WW fads PCF,Sylvester and fourest are kings.
January 7th, 2007
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F*ggot of the day:http://ytmnd.com/users/CharlesManson/comments
January 7th, 2007
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Name one World War inspired YTMND fourest has made.
January 7th, 2007
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so is idownvotetheives a Cylon or what?
January 7th, 2007
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Yes, I'm an attractive asian woman if that's what you mean.
January 7th, 2007
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yay i'm back. good luck Dantheipban, have a good one. hopefully i get some of my sites back! (c*ck)
January 7th, 2007
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idownvotethieves reminds me, ytmnd needs more grace park. I would've said "russ meyer" but Heather's filling* that role quite well. *chest pun intended
January 7th, 2007
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add http://www.ytmnd.com/users/genstar/comments to the pile of spammers.
January 7th, 2007
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Another big downvoter. http://ytmnd.com/users/n3wk
January 7th, 2007
992nd
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Its good to hear Fourest got his account back. I just can't believe someone would do that. Sorry I haven't been on all day today.
January 7th, 2007
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Dont forget PwnerBoner
January 7th, 2007
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Tyfoon is the gimmic commenter of the day for today
January 7th, 2007
995th
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didn't i say max was lazy?
January 7th, 2007
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Max doesn't care about us n*gg*rs
January 7th, 2007
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I bet Max still has his Christmas lights up. Er, Chanuka lights. Menorah maybe? My point is, take the Holiday YTMND category down.
January 7th, 2007
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IT WAS HEATHER CHANDLER WITH THE SHOWER NOZZLE IN THE BATHROOM LOLOLOLOL GET IT I'M PLAYING CLUE. IT WAS HEATHER CHANDLER WITH THE SHOWER NOZZLE IN THE BATHROOM LOLOLOLOL GET IT I'M PLAYING CLUE. IT WAS HEATHER CHANDLER WITH THE SHOWER NOZZLE IN THE BATHROOM LOLOLOLOL GET IT I'M PLAYING CLUE. IT WAS HEATHER CHANDLER WITH THE SHOWER NOZZLE IN THE BATHROOM LOLOLOLOL GET IT I'M PLAYING CLUE. IT WAS HEATHER CHANDLER WITH THE SHOWER NOZZLE IN THE BATHROOM LOLOLOLOL GET IT I'M PLAYING CLUE. IT WAS HEATHER C
January 7th, 2007
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Am I the only one that thought that fourest getting phished and phried was funny? I mean, come on, the internet isn't supposed to be serious business, but you people are acting like they raped and murdered him. There's more to life than a semi-permanent record of your ytmnd sites. By 'more to life' I don't mean something that you have to go outside for, either.
January 7th, 2007
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it wasnt funny. it wasnt the end of the world, but i dont think u'd like it if all ur sites got deleted.
January 7th, 2007
1002nd
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Yeah well that's kinda how humor works...
January 7th, 2007
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Some people get pissed off when everyone in the country calls them the Biggest Douche In The Universe. I fail to see how that wasn't funny. Also, when max mocked him and denied his requests, that was funny too. I doubt he enjoyed that, either. If you can't take the heat, what are you doing on a humor* website? Go to the Better Homes and Gardens message board if you want to feel safe and secure.
January 7th, 2007
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go join the wolfson orgy if thats what you find funny, Korf
January 7th, 2007
1005th
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here we go...
January 7th, 2007
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hahahaha, yeah not really, but if you're going to play on the side of the leeches, dont expect me to stick up for you. f*ck you and the Horse the Band you rode in on, lol.
January 7th, 2007
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Well if fourest asked for a pity party for Christmas he came to the right place. Apparently humor is above religion, politics, most people's social lives, and pretty much everything except for their ytmnd account. Strange world you people live in. I guess you guys have never pulled a prank in your life. How did/are you going to survive college?
January 8th, 2007
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you can have your snark back, its not my size. you know we cant all be too cool for everything like you apparently are.
January 8th, 2007
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Yeah, of course. You should apply for a job at the Republican Party because you spin like a pro. When I say I thought a prank was funny I am automatically on "the side of the leeches". Wasp set us up the forum on flyinglobsters, and I certainly wasn't excited about the forum getting hacked, but I thought it was funny. And that automatically makes me an elitist prick? Right. One of us, maybe, but I don't think it's me.
January 8th, 2007
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you know what, just whatever, korf. for someone who goes around saying the Internets are Not Serious Business and chastising people for getting worked up about anything, you love a good neverending flame war. you love to argue endlessly until your'e sure whoever your'e baiting is in a frenzy, so just f*ck your transparent little bait job.
January 8th, 2007
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Again, I'm sure you're not happy with being mocked, but hopefully someone else will find it funny. Such is humor.
January 8th, 2007
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Go on spy now. Wingerding is downvoting sites on the Up and Coming with his alts
January 8th, 2007
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you want it when?
January 8th, 2007
1014th
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Also, I'll leave you guys to your little circle jerk now. Also, read Sitsu's comments and find out why he doesn't like the 'leechers'. He said something about dantheman saying mean things to him and, worst of all, DOWNVOTING HIM. zomg worst thing ever. Like I said, I'm biased negatively against them as they inconvenienced us by forcing us to start our forum from scratch, but it was still funny. gogo gadget circlejerk.
January 8th, 2007
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i'll take your bait. if you actually had been following around long enough, you'd see the big concern is people who negatively contribute to the site driving away valuable users. fourests sites have brought me more entertaining than your bitching and post hardcore gif experimentations, so sorry if i'm more concerned at the loss of his sites than whether or not you got a chuckle at someone elses expense. thats why you're a leech.
January 8th, 2007
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just because you use a hell of lot more words doesnt make you any less of a troll... now leave us to what is apparently a 'circlejerk' since i guess not having the same sense of humor as you equals having no sense of humor.
January 8th, 2007
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Isn't a circle jerk when a bunch of dudes stand in a circle and all jerk off on a cookie, and the last one who shoots his load off has to eat the cookie?, Isn't that cookie called a Hookie Cookie?, If not ,someone set me straight on this.
January 8th, 2007
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Strange things are afoot at the circle jerk.
January 8th, 2007
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He has over f*cking 40 of those.
January 8th, 2007
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Bukkacookie? i dont know... yeah, i got frazzled there. he's good. I just dont buy the 'prank' aspect here - how far do we let that attitude go? so we relax when people cheat other users, and let the site go to sh*t because its just the Internet? is the inconvenience of being DDOS'd just a prank to laugh off too then? also keeping in mind that all along Dan and wolfson HATE fourest, that it wasnt random, significantly removes any humor to be found... its not an attack on just him, its an attack on Anyone who wants to enjoy anything he made.
January 8th, 2007
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that site was decently enough made and populist enough he probably didnt need the help. shot himself in the foot there, and he woulda gotten away with it too if it werent for that pesky Spy and those of us with no lives.
January 8th, 2007
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"I just dont buy the 'prank' aspect here - how far do we let that attitude go? so we relax when people cheat other users, and let the site go to sh*t because its just the Internet?" We ipban them, that's what. We ipban them and we laugh because it was pretty funny. If there was a personal vendetta, that's pretty mean on Dan's part, but it's still pretty funny.
January 8th, 2007
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can you at least forfeit that for many of us between the sh*tload of gimmicks and dupes we've seen lately frustratedly waiting to be fixed, that adding this on top of it also removes any lol factor to be had? also, knowing Wolfson gets a kick out of it makes it even tougher to enjoy.
January 8th, 2007
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I try not to concern myself with Wolfson. I thought the prank was funny, so when you ask me whether the prank was funny, I'm going to have to answer that it was. I also think it's funny that Wolfson obsesses over a website that has repeatedly banned him and makes fun of him, and funnier still that we turn him into a ytmnd celebrity for his habit of social retardation. As for the gimmicks, I think they're kind of funny. I mean, none of my sites are over 4, so who cares how low they go?
January 8th, 2007
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My respect for some users posting on this news thread has gone up, others have gone down. Your humor and intelligence have been made transparent. There are a lot of dumbass but popular users on YTMND. I have said it.
January 8th, 2007
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Also, I and numerous others have been calling out wingerding FOR MONTHS. It's bad enough he has so many alts upvoting himself but he uses them to downvote other users too. If it's hyprocritical of me to say then I ask everyone to follow my word to max: DELETE WINGERDING.
January 8th, 2007
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Wingerding's alts: http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhat, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi3, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi4, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi5, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi7, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike1, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike2, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike3, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike4, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike5, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike6, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike7, http://ytmnd.com/users/billyjean2k7
January 8th, 2007
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more Wingerding alts: http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdinggombicome, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingwingmike1, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingding1, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingding2, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingding6, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingwingwing, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhat, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhatknowho, http://ytmnd.com/users/John-Hammond, and I'm sure there's more
January 8th, 2007
1029th
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THIS IS WHY WE NEED MOAR MODS I mean for serious, this site needs to get back in shape, it is fat and lazy and probably smells pretty bad up close... someone needs to PUMP! YOU UP!
January 8th, 2007
1030th
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All these difficulties will be resolved, as well as a problem of the past soon! We need to brush off this stress and get tickets to a Fishercats game!
January 8th, 2007
1031st
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I think we need bumper stickers that say "You're the man now dog!". They don't even have to bear the logo; it could just be straight text. But I think it'd make someone's day to read that while they're driving. Just a thought.
January 8th, 2007
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More mods, more phishing, more hacking, more corrupted mods, more sites killed. Good idea, max. Try to get someone whos intelligent enough for when looking forward to mods.
January 8th, 2007
1033rd
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Users like wingerding stoop so f*cking low....
January 8th, 2007
1034th
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Yay for new FP also BTape 4 mod and Sitsu 4 mod
January 8th, 2007
1036th
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New FP layout looks nice
January 8th, 2007
1037th
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something that would indicate that the Arrow by the search bar can give a list of all sites by rating would be nice.
January 8th, 2007
1038th
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FP layout looks nice
January 8th, 2007
1039th
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What's new about the layout? I've been using my own custom layout so long I don't even remember what it looked like before.
January 8th, 2007
1040th
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DOS? The disk operating system?
January 8th, 2007
1041st
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I didn't like having to change the front page every time I wanted the custom one... maybe it was a cookie issue but it was way too impractical.
January 8th, 2007
1042nd
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Has anyone ever thought of started a weighted voting system? Like the more votes you have, over a wider spread, and a longer period of time, the more your votes count? This way new users wouldn't ruin things for weeks upvoting crap, and good sites, REALLY good sites would have a better chance?
January 8th, 2007
1043rd
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yes. yes they have.
January 8th, 2007
1045th
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average site rating should count for something for vote weighting, too
January 8th, 2007
1047th
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yeah, I guess that's true. I'd still support the even voting weighting idea, though
January 8th, 2007
1048th
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^ The idea wasn't that the number of votes determines the weighting, though, it's how evenly you vote
January 8th, 2007
1049th
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Another example of what gr33nscr33n's talking about:http://www.ytmnd.com/users/GucheHair/votes
January 8th, 2007
1050th
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when you click on create a site on the homepage when the top menu's split it takes you back to the old create a site page
January 8th, 2007
1051st
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Yeah, it's been like that for a couple weeks now
January 8th, 2007
1052nd
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Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, The OC Season One (sooooo good, shut up fgts), Waiting for Guffman, The Sweetest Thing, Drop Dead Gorgeous... just thought I'd suggest some good movies that boys will not have heard of but girls love, also saying you have seen these movies will make you seem sensitive and secure in your masculinity. Protip: watch Mean Girls.
January 8th, 2007
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Any user A that has been here longer than 6 months, with 5 or more sites over 3.5(?) stars, can give 1 "rep" point to each user B they like, and each rep point increases the power of B's votes. 100 points make B's votes 100x stronger (or 10x if we're going logarithmic). The rep point assignments would take the form of the "favorite users" list some have wanted; as long as user A meets the rep-giving requirements, A's fav-users list will mean something. That's the system I'm thinking of. Or something.
January 8th, 2007
1054th
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also I've watched Mean Girls...of course.
January 8th, 2007
1055th
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furthermore my cheese site is officially over nine thousaaaaand so I'm happy.
January 8th, 2007
1056th
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"Still, the old creator is less buggy, so it's worth keeping around until the new one is completely fixed. " Oh well, just thought I'd mention it since I notice no one else has yet. I still like to use the new creator because it has a site preview, and Kayne apparently deleted his or something.
January 8th, 2007
1057th
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Here's a better idea:it's like Wikipedia,when a user spams the sh*t outta a page the user gets a warning(the mods are quite fast,they even got a bot). Still spamming? Block for an indetermined time or b&. I think we should do the same with abusive users here.
January 8th, 2007
1058th
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Good to see the Most Voted is longer. Worthwhile is still sh*t, though
January 8th, 2007
1059th
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Yeah worthwhile should be reduced to 5 again to allow room for top rated back on there
January 8th, 2007
1060th
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weighed voting is a really really bad idea
January 8th, 2007
1061st
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" I guess I should try to get Equilibrium, seems good." AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THAT MOVIE. Derivative, sentimental drivel. Also gunkata.
January 8th, 2007
1062nd
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Enter the Fungo Contest! http://fungocontest.ytmnd.com/
January 8th, 2007
1063rd
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HELLO SMITHERS, YOU'RE QUITE GOOD AT TURNING ME ON!
January 8th, 2007
1065th
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I like the vote blocking (or maybe account suspension?) ideas... disagree strongly about the site rating vote weight. also Equilibrium does indeed blow. go see Pans Labyrinth, Children of Men or even the Queen (i hate the royals but damn, that was a good movie)
January 8th, 2007
1066th
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THE QUEEN RULES, the Queen can kick your ASS
January 8th, 2007
1067th
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^being able to block individual users could be so easily abused.
January 8th, 2007
1069th
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i forget if max has mentioned this but id like to see a "favorite users" option, since im pretty much only looking at a few users sites. i know other people do the same too.
January 8th, 2007
1070th
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so what happened with the dr-l337 account?
January 8th, 2007
1071st
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well i just got off the phone with dr-l337 and it turns out principal max has suspended dr-l337 indefinitely.
January 8th, 2007
1072nd
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for that whole dantheman fiasco right?
January 8th, 2007
1073rd
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Yeah, it's hard to believe that he would sink that low with the king of idiots.
January 8th, 2007
1074th
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F*ggot downvoter of the day: GucheHair
January 8th, 2007
1075th
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re: dr-l337, dont blame max. blame dantheman and wolfson. period.
January 8th, 2007
1076th
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ytmnd is slow as hell right now
January 9th, 2007
1077th
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I'd love to be able to see a list of people who favorited a site. A lot of people favorite without even leaving a comment...
January 9th, 2007
1078th
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i looked at that caricature ytmnd again today and think i nearly vomited. thats a 4.7? of course, fad comp with mediocre drawings (still better than your average teen drawings, at best theyre "high school impressive" thus big with the kiddies) and of course, set to videogame music for no good reason whatsoever, which is getting really f*cking annoying. cant think of what to put with your ytmnd? videogame music! garbage ytmnd for preteens. bah.
January 9th, 2007
1079th
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"cant think of what to put with your ytmnd? videogame music!" but duuuude it's totally that music i listened to as a kid! Instant five right there. Nostalgia ftw
January 9th, 2007
1080th
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Anyone who actually gives a sh*t about ratings is teh laaaaaaaaaaaaame (Jim Kerry face), but it would be nice to block new gimmick *ssh*les, I aslo hate when they become gimmick upvoters out of fear I mean, srsly, be a part of the community or not, fgt. I do not need your cookie or whatever, I'd rather play fair, except for BTape, who is a legit user and upvotes sites he LIKES, not every piece of crizzap in sight. And when gimmicks make good sites it's killer. But they get baleted and jerks live on
January 9th, 2007
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Also OMG BUCKEYES WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo F*CK
January 9th, 2007
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January 9th, 2007
1083rd
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i think the only reason i give a sh*t about its rating is that somehow overall YTMNDers decided sh*tty headshots with absolutely no theme and no related music is better than 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 of all YTMNDs. it tells me that YTMND isnt the cutting edge place i thought it was when i joined, that the lowest common denominator here is much lower now than i'd like it to be. i cant change that, i just dont like it.
January 9th, 2007
1084th
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and nutnics, let me say that theres a difference between that guys and yours. you had people coming back as you colored it, made a GOOD drawing with more individual style and character where they interacted with each other. and the videogame music was remixed into something new at least.. that caricature one is a cheap as hell substitute.
January 9th, 2007
1085th
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Anyone who would like to make a "You are a dyke HEATHERCHANDLER you are a DYKE" site is more than welcome cough cough JoeyJoeJoe it might improve your reputation.
January 9th, 2007
1086th
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I DID IT FOR THE RATINGS!!! 5'D AND FAV'D ( sorry, DRUNX )
January 9th, 2007
1087th
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""that caricature one is a cheap as hell substitute."" Then you makes something better, ok?
January 9th, 2007
1088th
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Want good movies? Go see Roger Dodger, 12 Monkeys, and Ichi The Killer. Bring your mom to see Ichi, she'll love you forever.
January 9th, 2007
1089th
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If you want to see blindfolded guys run across highways to prove evolution's new emerging "luck" gene go rent INTACTO.
January 9th, 2007
1090th
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seeing quacker912 banned would be nice, about the lamest user on here. crappy ytmnds, gimmick beg for 5 account, cries when you give him a 1, has a few alts etc. alts i know of: mike912, bugs9999, nicksawick, nicksawick1, nicksawick3.
January 9th, 2007
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jugz0r too
January 9th, 2007
1092nd
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sorry, and jesuswalks1222
January 9th, 2007
1094th
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"I'll be back in the new year to make a fresh start of YTMND. " Still waiting. :[
January 9th, 2007
1095th
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Anyone who would like to make a "You are a dyke HEATHERCHANDLER you are a DYKE" site is more than welcome cough cough JoeyJoeJoe it might improve your reputation.
January 9th, 2007
1096th
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufqoQgfJbpE
January 9th, 2007
1098th
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In after f*gs
January 9th, 2007
1099th
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more like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEuhBMo0Hm0
January 9th, 2007
1100th
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"i looked at that caricature ytmnd again today and think i nearly vomited. thats a 4.7?" If the top 5 was back on the main page then more people would notice how ridiculous its rating is and more people would downvote it.
January 9th, 2007
1101st
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BRING BACK TOP 5 SO WE CAN DO SOME HACK AND SLASHING!!!1
January 9th, 2007
1102nd
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what the, worthwhile list just went from 10 sites to 8 sites
January 9th, 2007
1103rd
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oh it's 10 again, wtf
January 9th, 2007
1104th
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Jeez the same old sh*t... Im at the point where i just dont care anymore. I see change, I change mind.
January 9th, 2007
1105th
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http://ytmnd.com/users/mik3m/ licked my balls clean.
January 9th, 2007
1106th
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Does a user getting deleted even delete the votes and comments made by that account? I still see votes and comments for users who have been deleted
January 9th, 2007
1107th
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"Does a user getting deleted even delete the votes and comments made by that account? I still see votes and comments for users who have been deleted" - good question, but consider that when you delete your vote on someone elses site, your old vote still shows, so therefore deleted users and votes would still show...?
January 9th, 2007
1108th
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Do any of you have Spiderman?
January 9th, 2007
1109th
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the creator of "lex luthor = church choir" deleted it and that makes me sad :(
January 9th, 2007
1110th
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wingerding just released a site.
January 10th, 2007
1111th
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New stealth downvoter? http://ytmnd.com/users/cobra-commander
January 10th, 2007
1112th
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^ I just noticed him as well
January 10th, 2007
1113th
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assassinating my site while it was still young :(
January 10th, 2007
1114th
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I believe that Flavor-Flav used to be CrazyASSfuzz used to be Crazy88s. Needs to be deleted.
January 10th, 2007
1116th
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Flavor-Flav=CrazyAssFuzz
January 10th, 2007
1117th
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Marley and Marley...oOoOoOoOoOo...Marley and Marley...oOoOoOoOoOo...
January 10th, 2007
1118th
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Apple makes life fun. It's kinda like the opposite of terrorism
January 10th, 2007
1119th
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An Apple a day keeps bin Laden away?
January 10th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY - why must i cry why must i cry why must i cry why must i cry why must i cry why must i cry why must i cry why must i cry why must i cry why must i cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
January 10th, 2007
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WWHHHHYYY MMUUSSST I CCRRYYY???
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