Misirlou

Well folks, it's that time of year again.

Sega is trying to take away your first amendment rights to make fun of their furry little characters.

Read the full legal notice here: www.ytmnd.com/info/legal/sonic.pdf



I think the best part about the letter is the footer on the lawyer's email:



My legal assistant DZK has already penned up a response available here: http://ytmndsega.ytmnsfw.com/.

I am looking into it further, in the mean time, feel free to let Sega know how much you all appreciate them shitting on their target audience.

Cheers!

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January 11th, 2007
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lol, can't wait to see how this one turns out.
January 11th, 2007
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carol of the bells > Misirlou
January 11th, 2007
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MOAR SONIC SITES
January 11th, 2007
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lol, the end of YTMND. Good luck getting out of this one Max. Adios everyone
January 11th, 2007
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269th!
January 11th, 2007
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I'm pretty sure that DIC Entertainment owns the rights to the cartoon series that is parodied in the "Sonic Gives Advice" YTMND's, so Sega really has no control over that copyright anyways. Besides - PARODIES ARE PROTECTED UNDER LAW.
January 11th, 2007
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I just hope more people don't become members of the Mario is the only thing that doesn't suck squad,they always spam me,not all mario fans a re bad though,I give up on video games,well,Now Madness,YTMND,Fkash,CC,Music,and forums are my interests
January 11th, 2007
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In before f*ggotry
January 11th, 2007
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Hahahahhaha. Retarded sega.
January 11th, 2007
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God dammit, Sega, you just love raping Sonic's good name! Between this and that sh*tfest Sonic 2k6 game.
January 11th, 2007
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Haha, your's faithfully. They have no stand in taking 'legal action'. I would kinda like to see them try, just to waste a bunch of their time and money.
January 11th, 2007
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Doesn't Sega need to make sales to lose profit?
January 11th, 2007
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January 11th, 2007
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do you have a paypal account we can donate to?
January 11th, 2007
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I smell a dramatic reading...
January 11th, 2007
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So if a Sonic sites sponsored, does all that money have to go to Sega?
January 11th, 2007
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I had no idea DZK provided legal counsel... something about that sounds strange to me...
January 11th, 2007
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These sites will be killed...
January 11th, 2007
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how come it happens every january?
January 11th, 2007
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Sega Europe has a problem with ytmnd's Sonic Parodies, and neither Sega of America or Japan get a word in edgewise? What's really going on here?
January 11th, 2007
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P1ZZ4 guy gon' give it to ya! (What!) P1ZZ4 guy gon' deliver to you! Knock! Knock! Open up the door, it's real!
January 11th, 2007
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Give ownership of the site to Sega! NO WAI! Damn *ssh*les....and I think I hear a dramatic reading coming up....
January 11th, 2007
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I was just thinking that ytmnd hadn't had a war in a long while.
January 11th, 2007
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Aww, how cute, Scottendo is trying to act hard now.
January 11th, 2007
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I support SEGA because 99% of the Sonic or SEGA related YTMNDs are lame as hell and should be pulled. Good luck winning this one.
January 11th, 2007
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Sigh... I don't hate sega, but sometimes they really do dumb things...
January 11th, 2007
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I've made a site involving this, but I need a bit of help. Can someone message me with help on how to convert a Word document to a jpeg file without a scanner?
January 11th, 2007
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This is going to get f*cking ugly. And this isn't even Sega Japan...it's Sega Europe...
January 11th, 2007
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And I see they inadvertingly brought back the sonic fad.
January 11th, 2007
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They're sending the wrong message to the wrong audience.
January 11th, 2007
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^^^Never mind.
January 11th, 2007
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PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!
January 11th, 2007
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something crawled up scottendos *ss n died i think.
January 11th, 2007
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Just when you thought they f*cked up bad enough with that new Sonic game, they pull more stupid crap like this.
January 11th, 2007
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the last sonic game made me cry it was so bad.
January 11th, 2007
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you have violated INTERNATIONAL LAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
January 11th, 2007
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Win...game
January 11th, 2007
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This is like trying to take a beer away from me at a bar at 1:58 AM...I still have 2 more minutes to drink the f*cker.
January 11th, 2007
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F*ck you Sega...you are just suing so you can make another add on to the Sega Genesis (32X, Sega CD) or maybe bring back your sh*tty Saturn.
January 11th, 2007
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305th am i kool yet
January 12th, 2007
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IMMEDIATELY TRANSFER YOUR INTERNETZ NAOOOO1
January 12th, 2007
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Is SEGA retarded? Do they know what this community is capable of? You rule DZK!
January 12th, 2007
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- Step One: Ctrl+F -Step Two: type 'War' -Step Three: Cycle through all the glorious defenders of the internets
January 12th, 2007
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Jesus,..
January 12th, 2007
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Fair use, nawmsayn?
January 12th, 2007
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BOY I AM GLAD MACKS IS SPENDING TIME DRIVING GOOD USERS AWAY WHILE HE IS GETTING SUED restore Kassius site, I mean srsly that's bullsh*t, the FPA does not forgive.
January 12th, 2007
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i thought sega was dead
January 12th, 2007
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That poor lonely man in the rat infested basement of the long abandoned SEGA corporation. Endlessly scouring the internet in search of copywrite infringements in the hopes of restarting his once legendary franchise. Keep on truckin small fat balding man, keep on truckin.
January 12th, 2007
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lol nice song by DZK
January 12th, 2007
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they forgot poland
January 12th, 2007
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Is Sega so pathetic that they have to attach that ad in the footer? By the way, Sega. Sonic Genesis is SH*T. Flat out sh*t. I can't even believe I bothered to download it. I'd have been pissed if I actually bought it! F*CK YOU, Sega.
January 12th, 2007
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I hope Sega gets control of this site and hires actual mods and does actual work instead of encouraging 10 yr olds to refresh some company's forums over and over and they think they are LEET HAXORS
January 12th, 2007
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BRENTFORD MIDDLESEX MUST BE N*GG*RS
January 12th, 2007
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Max if I show you pictures of my tits can Kassius get his site back? Mine are better than wankfare's, which I have never seen but... well, mine are better. Plus I don't have butterface.
January 12th, 2007
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kassius is the sh*t. If kassius doesn't get that site back, then ytmnd is done for. It basically makes max contradict himself and make him a hypocrite.
January 12th, 2007
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RAIDING FORUMS WILL SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS Wow, macks, I really did not think you were this big of a douchebag, but in the past two weeks you have proved your total incompetence, lack of empathy, weakness to camwhores, inability to run a simple website... give Sega the company, we might get moar ads but at least we wouldn't have this fgttry.
January 12th, 2007
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lol they want control of all of ytmnd transferred to them?
January 12th, 2007
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:D
January 12th, 2007
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http://www.utsystem.edu/OGC/intellectualProperty/copypol2.htm The four fair use factors: read this for legal use of copyrighted material, i hope this information helps
January 12th, 2007
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They do realize parody etc is protected under the law, right?
January 12th, 2007
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" RAIDING FORUMS WILL SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS Wow, macks, I really did not think you were this big of a douchebag, but in the past two weeks you have proved your total incompetence, lack of empathy, weakness to camwhores, inability to run a simple website... give Sega the company, we might get moar ads but at least we wouldn't have this fgttry. " - what?
January 12th, 2007
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F*ck of Sega. And don't threaten the people that buy your sh*tty next gen games.
January 12th, 2007
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Is Heather retarded? I think so. No true YTMNDer would want Max to hand over controls to SEGA. I think I speak for all (or at least most) of the users here when I say: GTFO!!!
January 12th, 2007
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HeatherChandler has a point. Remember the attack on Ebaumsworld last year? We ended up getting Max Goldberg angry and the site ALMOST got shut down. Oh BTW, JoshCube wishes YTMND was sued out of existence.
January 12th, 2007
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DZK pwns
January 12th, 2007
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Yay for the sh*tty sonic fad and yay for the even sh*ttier one this news post has started, I mean Jaysus max if you can't come up with original ideas to save your site why don't you let someone run it who can? Also give Kassius site back also we know it was you who did 9/11!! PROOF!
January 12th, 2007
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Poor Max. Don't listen to that dyke.
January 12th, 2007
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Anyone who tells me to gtfo has no idea what's going on and probably lives on the FP. I'm just pissed that makcs is worried about giving wankfare her f*cking domain and screwing over Kassius when there are MUCH more important things to do, also didn't you get in trouble over the ebaum's thing, the forum raids and all, and now you are encouraging the same thing? WHAT IS THIS FGGTRY and why haven't you made moar mods, how f*cking hard is that?
January 12th, 2007
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you're an idiot.
January 12th, 2007
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LOLZ
January 12th, 2007
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as stupid as both these situations may be, why did you take kassius's domain away?
January 12th, 2007
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The end.
January 12th, 2007
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Lack of concern for one's own spelling makes my eyes bleed, Heather. =/
January 12th, 2007
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Quit bitching at Max and make your own version of YTMND if it pleases you. That or stop coming to a website that you don't want to be a part of...
January 12th, 2007
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have you contacted a lawyer yet max? and another thing, why would this bother them now and not back when the ytmnd was made?
January 12th, 2007
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...but while we have your attention, please delete Flavor-flav, Ashwill, CHUCKHATER3000...
January 12th, 2007
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1) fanfare is a mod and i have given kassius a way to get back his domain, 2) fanfare is a guy, 3) i never encouraged anyone to raid anything, stop acting like i have control over all of the rabid idiots who do what they please 4) stop being a dipsh*t
January 12th, 2007
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F*ck Sonic. Super Mario doesn't mind people making fun of him.
January 12th, 2007
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...Qnslaught, thePlease, kwsn...
January 12th, 2007
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...and most of all, Punisher.
April 4th, 2007
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Joe's curious obsession of f*ggotry w/ me continues.. (Part 4) ;D
January 12th, 2007
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I attack BTape by chewing the long roll of gum.....
January 12th, 2007
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This website is probably full of people who love the sonic games and will play and buy them to the end of time. This is free publicity for sega... but instead they're going to try to take it down. GG morons.
January 12th, 2007
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"Feel free to let Sega know how much you all appreciate them sh*tting on their target audience." In the context of this site this could cause trouble later, everyone's going to take it as "raid forums plz", you know this, I know this, care or not whatever, also srsly where are the new mods we were told about a month ago? I'd like to see someone get rid of the gimmicks and make more noise sites NSFW.
January 12th, 2007
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I was officially introduced to YTMND via a Sonic site. Hope it's just about the ytmnsfw sites. Or else it's REVENGE!
January 12th, 2007
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just ban the two idiots and move on to more inportant matters as to what you're going to do now, and what we can do to help
January 12th, 2007
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Heather, that means write a letter to all sane people. 100+ people voice their displeasure to SEGA via e-mail and state they will never buy a game again from them for their lack of humor... well, they tend to back off.
January 12th, 2007
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If you follow through on giving Kassius his site back, which honestly, I kind of doubt, it will help smooth A LOT of ruffled feathers on people who actually give a sh*t about this site. Also hi new users, how bout that "How to Prank a Telemarketer" site, isn't it keen?
January 12th, 2007
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Haha Frank, you know it's not going to go down like that. If this site was populated by rational adults, maybe, but this place has a history of forum raiding, "DDoS"ing (which refreshing over and over is not)... most of the replies are already "OMG RAID 4 GRAET JUSTICE". As long as no one officially encourages them and they act of their own accord, it's cool, but... you've got to look at things in context. I just think that one sentence is pointless, the fanbois are already getting pimples over this.
January 12th, 2007
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◄Yes I joined in on the raid. Yes it was fun. Yes I got ban't. :) ►
January 12th, 2007
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"I am looking into it further, in the mean time, feel free to let Sega know how much you all appreciate them sh*tting on their target audience." that doesn't mean to go on a raid streak, he never stated for us to go on a war against saga.
January 12th, 2007
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wait. fanfare is a guy and a mod.... then why is anyone sticking up for him?
January 12th, 2007
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I'm actually amazed Disney hasn't sued this site yet (or has it?).... I seem to recall them going after any school that put Mickey up on their walls.
January 12th, 2007
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I'm just bitter about Kassius. And the lack of mods. And I have a wicked bad sinus infuction. And I need a cigarette.
January 12th, 2007
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Yeah. I'm surprised that other companies like Nintendo(For using Mario, Peppy, etc), Funimation(For using Vegeta), Blizzard(World of Warcraft), Microsoft(Halo), SquareEnix(Final Fantasy) and others haven't done the same ether.
January 12th, 2007
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SquareEnix has a pretty large fanart community and isn't really one to throw out legal threats to my knowledge. Nintendo doesn't like bad press and doesn't say sh*t about most things. And Funimation probably agrees that that Vegeta soundbite is really gay.
January 12th, 2007
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BREAK OUT THE SONIC PORN AND LETS HAVE A PARTY!
January 12th, 2007
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well this guarantees dozens of sites rated way way higher than they'd otherwise deserve because of YTMND patriotism.
January 12th, 2007
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But I poop from there
January 12th, 2007
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Screw SEGA, it is the internet and parody is constitutionally protected.
January 12th, 2007
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Thanks sega, for reminding me why I never bought the Sonic the Salade tossing hog in the first place.
January 12th, 2007
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would you rather not have people patriotic to ytmnd and just not give a sh*t?
January 12th, 2007
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well it looks like max won't be giving out mod status with bigger things like sega suing him. It's always one thing at a time.
January 12th, 2007
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is this a way for you to divert attention from you just giving away domain names? if not, then just give them the domain name, i'm sure no one will notice you jerk.
January 12th, 2007
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lol confidential and only intended for max.....
January 12th, 2007
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Max sez: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS ISNT YOUTUBE. STOP USING YTMND AS A TV CLIP REPOSITORY." LOLZ
January 12th, 2007
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5D FOR MISIRLOU!!!!
January 12th, 2007
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...and SUPASEXY and TwistedBarney...
January 12th, 2007
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...and Nugget and deedeedeer and genstar...
January 12th, 2007
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also, c*cks
January 12th, 2007
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Hey this isn't all that bad of an idea. Maybe if we can deflect this bullet they'll start to go after all the furry sites on the net. That'd rock. Honestly, they don't have something better to do over at Sega HQ than to browse YTMND? How about they stop surfing the internet and try to come up with something new. Maybe then their franchise wouldn't be hanging on by a thread of an old fanboy fanclub that only buys their games for the sake of nostalgia.
January 12th, 2007
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Well, they're from Europe. Do they have a Freedom of Speech rule in the UK? If not, they probably don't understand.
January 12th, 2007
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Sonic games suck now. I rememebr when it wasnt about furry f*cking and human/hedgehog beastiality porn. Sonic has been dead since the Genesis. They have been raping his corpse. Sega...
January 12th, 2007
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I thought sega had been dead since the 80s
January 12th, 2007
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TO WARRRRRRR http://sonichedgehog.sega-europe.com/en/index.html http://sonichedgehog.sega-europe.com/en/index.html http://sonichedgehog.sega-europe.com/en/index.html
January 12th, 2007
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how many ytmnders are old enough to remember when Alex Kidd was the mascot instead of sonic?
January 12th, 2007
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alex kidd oh man
January 12th, 2007
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I remember my best friend having a Sega master system 1, and then getting a master system 2 just because Alex the Kidd was built in. Also he his parents bought him Guns'nRoses' "Get into the Ring". All I had was an NES and an Appetite for Destruction.
January 12th, 2007
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UKs Fair Dealing doesn't allow exceptions for parody. It's a lot more confined than US fair use.
January 12th, 2007
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mortal kombat is better on sega theres better looking blood
January 12th, 2007
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Fanfare = a forum handle, used by the ytmnder typogra who also uses the name directory who is also a male. The pictures that are used on the forum handle Fanfare are of a person that is not Fanfare or typogra or directory, although the online personality associated with the images of that girl is called Fanfare and is used by a person who is a male. Thus, Fanfare is not a camwhore, and he probably has no tits. However, if the girl whose images are used were to give max a camshow... I won't speculate
January 12th, 2007
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SORRY I DIDNT GET YOUR MESSAGE BUT YOU SAID IN THAT THREAD I WAS A JEW AND TO DELETE YOU SO ALL YOUR THREADS AND POSTS WERE DELETED AND YOU WERE BANNED SO NOW YOU CAN MAKE SOME FUNNY JOKES ABOUT MY JEW GOLD AND HOW JEWISH I AM AND MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE A JOKE ABOUT GASSING ME OR HOW I HOARD GOLD BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS GOLDBERG AND I AM SUPER JEWISH AND THAT WOULD BE FUNNY BECAUSE THEN PEOPLE WOULD THINK YOU ARE COOL FOR STICKING UP TO ME BECAUSE IM SOME GUY WITH A WEBSITE SORRY YOURE BANNED FOREVER THANKS
January 12th, 2007
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Sega just wants money
January 12th, 2007
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Remember when sega was good?
January 12th, 2007
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+5 for dick dale
January 12th, 2007
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1) Poor Max--he deals with ridiculous lawsuits from the most retarded of people and he still manages to get 20% of YTMNDers calling him a loser for some reason. 2) "Forum raiding" or similar concepts (when done appropiately) are excellent ways for the masses to wrestle the power away from the few. Props to "forum raiders." 3 HeatherChandler is either married to the Sega lawyer or is upset because Max spurned her advances and refused to look at her hairy boobs.
January 12th, 2007
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This is one of the most horrifically corrupt and ridiculous acts of censorship I have ever seen. Your replying letter need consist of only three words: FAIR. USE. POLICY.
January 12th, 2007
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"Forum raiding" is an excellent way to feel like you're big and tough on the internets when really even a three-year-old could kick your ass. Sometimes people really deserve to be screwed, like Hal Turner who threatened people's lives because he was such a big e-toughy. But wow, Sega sent macks a letter, standard f*cking operating procedure, now let's freak out and make 100,000 unfunny sites about it and declare victory before the war is even over. You guys have a great future in the military.
January 12th, 2007
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ok, will do boss.
January 12th, 2007
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Im still not able to see why they think people might confuse them whit us?
January 12th, 2007
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FIGHT THE POWER MAX
January 12th, 2007
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Sega = epic fail
January 12th, 2007
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f*cking sega. what sad mother f*ckers. sonic games are f*cking wank anyhow, jesus f*cking christ.
January 12th, 2007
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Oh and PS thanks for not assuming I MYSELF could be a lawyer from Sega and that I have to leech off of men to survive. I'm an attorney at lol, sucka.
January 12th, 2007
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First comment woot!!!!
January 12th, 2007
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God, I love DZK, so much. And now Im boycotting Sega for being stuck up douches.
January 12th, 2007
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sega is hardly a company anymore. nintendo owns them
January 12th, 2007
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You know, we've got that 'Do a barrel roll!' fad too and you don't see Nintendo suing us...
January 12th, 2007
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Kraplan says: "They are Dutchbags" --- http://krapsega.ytmnsfw.com/
January 12th, 2007
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Brentford, Middlesex.. I Live there!
January 12th, 2007
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lol @ futile efforts... they do understand fair use right?
January 12th, 2007
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THAT'S NO GOOD!
January 12th, 2007
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SEGA BOYCOTT!
January 12th, 2007
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1st you call DZK, then you get a lawyer, then you get outta there! Zoooooooooooom
January 12th, 2007
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this could be a guerilla advertising campaign by the sega corporation to revive the sonic fad.
January 12th, 2007
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Misirlou is one of the greatest songs ever. The original version by Michalis Patrinos and band kicks ass. also scientology
January 12th, 2007
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First. also, f*ck sega.
January 12th, 2007
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YTMND is dying. Post your memories here.
January 12th, 2007
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Or here: http://kotaku.com/gaming/sega/sega-threatens-ytmnd-with-legal-action-228260.php
January 12th, 2007
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Dear Sega, I would not know Sonic the Hedgehog existed post-1994 were it not for YTMND. But if you don't like the free, enthusiastic, tongue-in-cheek publicity from the kids who are in your key demographic, we will understand.
January 12th, 2007
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What are they gonna do? File a Lawsuit? Horrah for the first Amendment!
January 12th, 2007
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Would be fun if they got the sonicgivesadviceonrape subdomain.
January 12th, 2007
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429th!!
January 12th, 2007
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I like how after they send this letter telling us to stop making Sonic sites, the place is flooded with them.
January 12th, 2007
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It would help their case if Sonic had been in a good game within the last 5 years...
January 12th, 2007
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Ebaum is one thing. But messing around with Sega is totally another. They're only upset about one site! So just shutup and give it to them.
January 12th, 2007
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To HeatherChandler: Yes, that can be one negative reason why people do that, but the masses banding together throughout history is what has kept the species alive for so long. Fighting together with other equals can be "gay" if they do it for the reason you describe but it is still better and completely different than fighting together for the benefit of the ruling elite which you compare it to. Can I have my lol degree now? To the other dude who "attacked" me, I have no idea what you said. Sorry.
January 12th, 2007
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damn, I always miss all the drama
January 12th, 2007
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I will never buy a Sega product again. This is the most pathetic thing they have ever done, even more pathetic than the Saturn, the 32X, the Mega CD, and that X-Box 360 game.
January 12th, 2007
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I wonder why it's Sega of Europe and not Sega of America that's threatening. Anyways, it's bullcrap.
January 12th, 2007
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This has made me come back to YTMND. What gives them the right to take the site? Hell no.
January 12th, 2007
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You've gotta make a SEGA!!! section like you did with Scientology. There's certainly a significant amount of anti-SEGA!!! sites coming in.
January 12th, 2007
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Ah, I see Brett is based in London. That gives me an idea...
January 12th, 2007
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hold down B for continuous bullsh*t
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is anyone else creeped out by the "I poop from there" site and it's numerous clones?
January 12th, 2007
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Your main weapon has unlimited firepower. You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing. Your secondary weapons (scattered on the surface of Naju) are limited by your Power Chip maximum and the number of Power Chips you are carrying. Some secondary weapons consume more Power Chips than others. Some of the aliens drop items (including Power Chips) when they're killed. You can pick up these items by walking or flying over them. Some of the items dropped must be blasted open before you can get them.
January 12th, 2007
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I thought Sega was above this crap...
January 12th, 2007
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darkknight109: European variations of video game companies are known to being bigger crapouts than their American/Japanese counterparts.
January 12th, 2007
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Second year in a row now, I hope this doesn't mean that at the beginning of every January, YTMND will become involved in a "war."
January 12th, 2007
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internet war more like internet bore amirite lolololololololol
January 12th, 2007
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Man, YTMND was so slow yesterday. There were sites with a 3.78 in the up and coming. Now everyone's gettin inspiration from Sega and lowest rating in up and coming is 4.1. This is great.
January 12th, 2007
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any way you can get the actual pages posted on ytmnd? I can't dl it.
January 12th, 2007
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^^ so...everyone's standards have gone done?
January 12th, 2007
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Its like analsex right?
January 12th, 2007
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Would you freakin ban deedeedeer already i am quites sick of reading his spam everywhere
January 12th, 2007
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http://www.spanishtown.ca/PremiosJuventud2006/ninel_conde2.htm
January 12th, 2007
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Heh. You should be fine against the lawsuit, the laws on parody works protect you entirely :F
January 12th, 2007
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Seven days.
January 12th, 2007
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FOUR FIVE FIVE th
January 12th, 2007
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It's no wonder why the MasterSystem/GameGear/Sega CD/32X/Saturn/Dreamcast all failed
January 12th, 2007
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European lawyers screw up everything like liksang, also c*cks
January 12th, 2007
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parody See what I mean? But there's no need to actually diss sonic for it. If I were him, I'd get a new company and a new manager. :F
January 12th, 2007
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f*ck em.
January 12th, 2007
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"Immediately give ownership the site to us" What the hell!?!
January 12th, 2007
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We should invade the UK for the honor of Sonic.
January 12th, 2007
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Man, your lawyer must be a f*cking millionaire
January 12th, 2007
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Assporn.
January 12th, 2007
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"Press Z or R twice!"
January 12th, 2007
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PM: Your reply to me made no sense, and I see you have no defense against your sexism. Thanks! Forum raids are f*cking retarded, the end. Nothing good can come of it, you're just getting YTMND in more trouble. Of course, I can't expect the majority of you to understand how real adults do business, because you just don't know what the real world is like. It's not your fault... but seriously, do you think Sega is going to be more likely to drop the suit if you raid their forums?
January 12th, 2007
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Why makcs even posted this without trying to level with Sega FIRST and explain the situation, why he unleashed his army of twelve-year-old LEET HAXORS to mess with the company instead of bucking up and dealing with the problem, THEN telling us all about the LOL FUNNIE situation YTMND could have been in... I mean, it kind of blows my mind. I thought makcs was at least my age but he certainly doesn't act like it. Whatever, this whole situation is stupid.
January 12th, 2007
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F*ck you sega.
January 12th, 2007
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469!
January 12th, 2007
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Haha, HeatherChandler, you're so ignorant! But please tell me, where is this guide which tells you how to act to comply with your age?
January 12th, 2007
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that's sad. 'to prevent confusion'...come on, how they could be so stupid!?
January 12th, 2007
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Yeah, I'm so ignorant. Talk to me again when you get your GED. There's a way to do business and get along with other people, and there's a way to act like children who aren't getting their way, and I'm seeing this more and more. Glad everyone has forgotten about all the broken promises to fix the bugs, ban the bots, etc., because OMG YTMND DEFENDARS OF THE INSTARWEBBZZZ. Any one of you who'd like to show me your law degree, I'll back down too. E-LAW DOES NOT COUNT.
January 12th, 2007
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I doubt many of you have even taken a law class, and I spent years of my life studying it YES IN REAL LAW SCHOOL YES A GOOD ONE. You have to be willing to compromise, to deal, to be sensitive to other people's needs, you can't just run in like Leroy Jenkins and expect to be taken seriously. This whole thing could have been resolved with a phone call, and now they could sue AND WIN. Before they didn't have a leg to stand on, but a lot of the new Sonic sites threaten specific PHYSICAL harm to Sega et al.
January 12th, 2007
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And if you think I'm full of crap see http://selaf.ytmnd.com/ , I know it's supposed to be a joke, but I'd feel pretty different if I worked there. This is so f*cking overblown. Cease and desists are COMMON, Sega is looking for a quick buck, they never would have had a chance before, but LOL LET'S ADD FUEL TO THE FIRE JUST TO SHOW OFF OUR E-MUSLCES
January 12th, 2007
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http://dyslexicsonic.ytmnd.com
January 12th, 2007
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Hey shutup heather. You are ruining the fun!!!!!!!!!! :( Besides everyone knows that lawyers lie all the time.
January 12th, 2007
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i hope sega wipes your sh*tty site off the face of the planet. 7 days lol
January 12th, 2007
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if sega was so concerned about the integrity of its Sonic brand maybe they should stop making sh*tty games with it?
January 12th, 2007
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I agree with many of the comments made by Heather in regards to the Sonic thing getting overblown only I wouldn't have used as harsh a way of communicating it. We don't like Ebaums using our stuuff, right? Sonic is something important and meaningful to Sega, it's pretty much thier very last leg of a francize. Max honey, it's reasons like THESE why those letters are supposed to be private. I have a hell of a lot of respect for you, but, by saying you have no control over "rabit idiots" you flat out...
January 12th, 2007
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ignore the fact that you instigated the whole thing by releasing an e-mail intended to be confidention for it's intended reciever. I'm afraid that if Sega does go to court a lot of this will come back to be pinned on you.
January 12th, 2007
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I can't come oup with a good, intelligent post so I'll just call sega of europe a bunch of twits and doubt that you make any profit out of the sonic YTMND's. SEGA of europe is a bunch of twits and I highly doubt that you make any profit from the sonic YTMND's.
January 12th, 2007
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" Talk to me again when you get your GED." You're not only ignorant, but arrogant too. And if there's something I hate, it's misplaced arrogance. " You have to be willing to compromise, to deal, to be sensitive to other people's needs, you can't just run in like Leroy Jenkins and expect to be taken seriously." Hahaha, and what did Sega just do?! "This whole thing could have been resolved with a phone call" What Sega should have done instead of sending this formal, impersonal threat letter.
January 12th, 2007
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"doubt that you make any profit out of the sonic YTMND's" Sponsorships.
January 12th, 2007
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500th is MINE... soon
January 12th, 2007
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I've contacted Nintendo, Phoenix Wright is on the case.
January 12th, 2007
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I can type till I'm blue in the fingers and some of you will never stop arguing for the sake of ARGUING. If you stop and think about it, there is a mature way to handle this, and I'm suggesting a little adult decorum. Scientology deserved to be raided, eBaum deserves to be raided, Hal Turner deserves to be raided... but Sega HASN'T ACTUALLY DONE ANYTHING. They've done nothing! They sent a letter which I'm sure they did not intend to be made public. WOW, THEY SHOULD BE BLOWN UP LOL
January 12th, 2007
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F*ck Sega.
January 12th, 2007
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SEGA used to be American, but apparently they praise... not just Japanese people, but Yuji Naka, ugh. Thank him for getting rid of the original creator of Sonic, the cancellation of Sonic Xtreme, and the disbanding of the Sega Technological Institute. What did SEGA do after Yuji did this? Why, they gave him Ferraris. Don't worry about the original creator of Sonic (Naoto Oshima), he helped make the Silent Hill games, and produced Yoshi's Island DS.
January 12th, 2007
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Yes, f*ck sega because they're gay! Also, nice rap DZK! It's a ringtone on my mobile!
January 12th, 2007
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I agree, f*ck Sega because they are gay! Sega is sooooo gay you guys! I saw them making out with Colecovision under the bleachers during recess LOL
January 12th, 2007
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Wait what the f*ck, they want you to hand over ownership to your site? lmao
January 12th, 2007
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Sega hasn't made a good game in what, 6 years? Do they even have the money for a lawsuit?
January 12th, 2007
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"I can type till I'm blue in the fingers and some of you will never stop arguing for the sake of ARGUING." You're wrong wrong wrong!
January 12th, 2007
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Wow high profile! GG MAX! Also good luck
January 12th, 2007
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The funny part is that they had already taken a dump on Sonic, and if anything, ytmnd made him funny again. :P
January 12th, 2007
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499 us comments.
January 12th, 2007
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why don't these *ssh*les do research and find out that YOU NEVER TAKE SH*T DOWN?!?
January 12th, 2007
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He took down all the eBaum's sites.
January 12th, 2007
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ok
January 12th, 2007
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HAHAHA!! What f*gs
January 12th, 2007
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Why hast though forsaken us?
January 12th, 2007
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I is known for ophrases
January 12th, 2007
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legal threats are great fun
January 12th, 2007
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I used to live 15 minutes away from their HQ. That's NO GOOD.
January 12th, 2007
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Shouldn't the website be covered under parody laws? It's the same way that SNL and Spoof movies get away with their stuff.
January 12th, 2007
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Also c*cks
January 12th, 2007
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Wow, they do not know who they are messing with. NEDM will save them now. Am I right?!?
January 12th, 2007
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thats the last time i even consider buying anything from sega
January 12th, 2007
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The title suckered me in. This is one of many, many reasons why I hate Sega. Also, do you realize that robot can hum like Pink Floyd?
January 12th, 2007
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Awwwww, too bad this is a non profit site. Loophole...
January 12th, 2007
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sega is on drugs. They are the ones killing themselves. They release games that are worse than the freakin games from Burger King and sell em at full price.
January 12th, 2007
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lol, sent my email
January 12th, 2007
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lol sega just wants us to resurrect this fad
January 12th, 2007
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YTMND needs a nuclear missile launcher for this kind of retarded crap.
January 12th, 2007
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Good lord, thats just not nice.
January 12th, 2007
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"He took down all the eBaum's sites." More like renamed them to e-baum
January 12th, 2007
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Pre Saturn Sega = Awesome. NEVER FORGET!
January 12th, 2007
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do something about Hulk-Hogan, just another worthless piece of sh*t downvoter
January 12th, 2007
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they should send sh*t to furries too then
January 12th, 2007
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they need to grow dicks.
January 12th, 2007
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sonic has sucked dick since sonic CD, and this is coming from a guy who has a f*cking sonic statue in his backyard. sega has no right to say anything about sonic.
January 12th, 2007
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530th!!!
January 12th, 2007
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So this is why you guys made all of those Sonic YTMNDs yesterday. In b4 their forums get raided again.
January 12th, 2007
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that's no good.
January 12th, 2007
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Dear Sega, If action is taken against YTMND and any of the Sonic pages I, a user of video games, will never buy nor play another one of you products again.
January 12th, 2007
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Amen to comment 533
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