Misirlou

Well folks, it's that time of year again.

Sega is trying to take away your first amendment rights to make fun of their furry little characters.

Read the full legal notice here: www.ytmnd.com/info/legal/sonic.pdf



I think the best part about the letter is the footer on the lawyer's email:



My legal assistant DZK has already penned up a response available here: http://ytmndsega.ytmnsfw.com/.

I am looking into it further, in the mean time, feel free to let Sega know how much you all appreciate them shitting on their target audience.

Cheers!

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January 16th, 2007
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I think it was because of that time when we tied him up and peed on him on the gravel track behind the school... there was a light rain that day and my t-shirt was sticking to my inverted chest. I didn't want to do it but I kind of felt pressured because Gary was there, and sometimes... sometimes I think I might like him more than a friend so I didn't want to look like a f*cking f*ggot.
January 16th, 2007
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A question for HeatherChandler; do you hate Pokemon fans? I'm a moderate Pokemon fan. Don't worry, I won't flame you or anything, as you're entitled to your opinion. Just wondering.
January 16th, 2007
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No dude, I'm just on a riff now. I need to start writing again. Just a character exercise... but I bet there are kids reading it who relate. Dude I'm gonna be like Judy Blume only hot, I'll make my money off the kids when their teachers assign my sh*tty book.... BWAHAHAHAHA
January 16th, 2007
1044th
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Yeah, I figured. I'm one bored guy. Yay for me!
January 16th, 2007
1045th
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I'm too old to have been around for Pokemon, so I don't care about it one way or another. You needs to lurk more, grasshopper. Just google "So I herd u liek mudkip"
January 16th, 2007
1046th
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WEIRD SCIENCE BOP BOP BANA-NA
January 16th, 2007
1047th
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OH AND THEN GO TO LASTMEASURE.ORG LOLOLOLOLO
January 16th, 2007
1048th
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Heh, I know that meme. I've been a slow and steady fan since like 1999. And I was a little kid back then. And yeah, I totally go on weird writing sprees. Especially the one story about the evil turnip stealing my Starburst. Damn that was awesome.
January 16th, 2007
1049th
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Ok that last one was just mean... don't go there.
January 16th, 2007
1050th
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And Last Measure... heheh, Goatse + Tubgirl + Lemonparty + Penisbird + Meatspin + Hai2u + Harlequin Fetus + Other crap
January 16th, 2007
1051st
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Am I considered an outcast on ytmnd if I like rap?
January 16th, 2007
1052nd
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It's a shock site. I've Wiki'd all sorts of creepy stuff like backmasking, shock sites and screamers.
January 16th, 2007
1053rd
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Dude is anyone else watching "13 going on 30" right now, this movie is freaking awesome... not as awesome as The OC but then again, what could be? Oh that reminds me I have an alternate universe to start. I like when movies have lots of 80s music on 80s night... gets me in the mood while I pregame with crystal meth and Johnny Walker. YEAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA srsly kids don't do drugs, you'll end up with a side ponytail.
January 16th, 2007
1054th
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And it ain't too hard to do YTMND rap, even if yo drink Gay Fuel and yo sites are crap!
January 16th, 2007
1055th
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:(
January 16th, 2007
1056th
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Dude I had all these YTMND ideas. The first YTMND I ever tried to create, even before my crappy test site, was a site with the Dr. Mario title screen and the words "He's got the cure." Then I tried some other crap. The only YTMND that ever got through was my test site. Damn, I'd have a million sites by now.
January 16th, 2007
1057th
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And no PCF, you don't drink Gay Fuel and your sites ain't crap. You're the captain of the USS... uh... fap? Map? Tap? Gap?
January 16th, 2007
1058th
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I really should not be drinking with Jr-L337 growing inside me, but I figure it will make him even more of a party animal, plus he'll sleep a lot when he is born. And chicks will love that he's not too bright, what with the fetal alcohol syndrome and all. Plus the low birth weight means less stretchin' on the old bajingo.
January 16th, 2007
1059th
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I wonder if it's too late for an abortion? Well I guess if God really wants this baby to be born he'll allow it to survive lots of drugs and alochol... like Harvey, Jordan's baby. Best baby ever... bless his precious soul.
January 16th, 2007
1060th
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Dang, DR-L337 really does get around!
January 16th, 2007
1061st
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Make sure to request a 3500hz square wave when you get your sonogram.
January 16th, 2007
1062nd
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Tsk tsk, starting him on Poland sites at an early age?
January 16th, 2007
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January 16th, 2007
1064th
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Quebec puffins, Destoroyah, mining naturalistic noodles, rugby revolutions and foreign decimals. Republic whammies, telescopics, moonwalking grandmothers chewing up the remains of my armored Watergate Africa, and nasty French aberrant plate tectonics! Teaching phonics!
January 16th, 2007
1065th
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Ignoramus? Business cheese, ruining salty Democratic geese, jars of salty refrigerator ribbons! Beef jerky, selling turkeys to Welsh mathematical arachnid-wearing shoulder countries, risen from the belt of donkey-fastening non-existant organic humuhumunukunukuapuaas whose fathers are pyromaniac manatees from the land of nowhere nutmeg mutated soldiers of the cinnamon comet of life.
January 16th, 2007
1066th
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^Hardware store?
January 16th, 2007
1067th
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China vs. Mt. Rushmore in a battle for Huey, Dewey and Louie’s internet hurricanes who are on a crusade to the pinnacle of 1337 where 9+4=felines. HOORAY! Orange sweaters saying “LOL”, Chuck Norris and Darth Maul, let’s do the Mario! Google search “Smarmy Great Aunt Bertha falling down a flight of ROFLcopters, A-E-I-O-Us and kazoos.” Because everybody knows death is better on Christmas.
January 16th, 2007
1068th
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Yes, I know everything I just said was really bizarre, but it would make an interesting Stan sells site, wouldn't it?
January 16th, 2007
1069th
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Jr-L337 shall be bathed only in Hai Karate.
January 16th, 2007
1070th
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Ah, so not on the pinnacle of l337 where 9 + 4 = felines, as I feared.
January 16th, 2007
1071st
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BRING BACK TOP 5
January 16th, 2007
1072nd
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There's a way to find the top 5. You can start by running to the room of the three gargoyles...
January 16th, 2007
1073rd
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Push in the right tongue, and a door might lead you down the staircase into the wall climb.
January 16th, 2007
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Here, you must choose your next path. You could race up to the observatory, spin the sundial and pass into the room of the golden idols. Once there, push down on their bases to release the doors that may take you below, or lead you into the shrine of the silver monkey.
January 16th, 2007
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Assemble the statue there, and you may be headed for the torch room. If the elevator is up, you could jump into the elevator and descend into the mine shaft. You might climb up the ladder, or plow through the stone wall.
January 16th, 2007
1076th
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Find the key, and it may unlock the tombs of the ancient keys, allowing you to climb into the spider's lair. If you escape, you may have the chance to sit upon the throne of the Pretender.
January 16th, 2007
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If the correct door is unlocked, you'll be able to crawl into the Pit of Despair and finally make your way through the Cave of Sighs, back to the temple gate. The choices are yours and yours alone. Good luck.
January 16th, 2007
1078th
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Well I should have seen this coming. No surprise that those corproate *ssh*les can't take a joke. 1st amendment FTW!!!!!
January 16th, 2007
1079th
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"2007-01-16 20:15:38 1115th PCF Am I considered an outcast on ytmnd if I like rap?" You're considered an outsider on ytmnd if you're not a high schooler who still makes epic maneuver sites. Also, Saul Williams.
January 16th, 2007
1080th
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6 comments in a row. In Killer Instinct they call 6 in a row a Brutal combo. Which reminds me, I should buy some Combos when I head to college tomorrow.
January 16th, 2007
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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
January 16th, 2007
1082nd
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I want someone to do a striptease to Ice Ice Baby for me someday. And I will throw loose change at them and then duct tape them to a wall. Oh the fun I will have with roofies, the fun, the fun. Especially in the winter... their peens will never grow back to normal size after being taped to a wall overnight in a blizzard.
January 16th, 2007
1083rd
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I get chilled at the very thought.
January 16th, 2007
1084th
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Oh and btw Lexeran, what do you mean by piracy HMMMMMM!!!!??????
January 16th, 2007
1085th
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I want to go on the ships Daddy.
January 16th, 2007
1086th
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Stephanie: If you love to sail the seas, you are a pirate! *Brian Peppers music slowly fades in as Brian Peppers approaches*
January 16th, 2007
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I remember one day when I made the comment "I think he's gonna rape her or something" on a Picard/Stephanie site and someone told me to get my "anime hentai fantasies" off of YTMND, even though I was referring to the Brian Peppers kind of rape, not the hentai kind of rape. Crazy bastard...
January 16th, 2007
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Fruity delicious delicious fruity fruity FRUITY skittles.
January 16th, 2007
1089th
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generic comment
January 16th, 2007
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lol c*ck lol c*ck lol c*ck lol c*ck lol c*ck c*ck lol c*ck lol c*ck lol c*ck lol c*ck lol
January 16th, 2007
1092nd
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Hey, guess what, guys? I know this is a random irrelevant comment, but pretzels are sexy. ^_^
January 16th, 2007
1094th
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Just because they are. That's the raichuman99 philosophy. Yep, I say pretzels are sexy.
January 16th, 2007
1096th
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Simply replace "a good Thai tranny" with Jessica Biel and we'll forget any odd thing you ever said.
January 16th, 2007
1097th
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2 days till lolicide
January 16th, 2007
1098th
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F*ggot gimmic downvoter of the day: manura
January 16th, 2007
1099th
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The entire Recently Created is at the moment filled with sh*t by dantheman and MontellJordan
January 16th, 2007
1100th
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manura hasnt been here for months
January 16th, 2007
1101st
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oh college basketball is the BEST
January 16th, 2007
1102nd
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Anyone ever stop and think that all the spammers and downvoting accounts are probably people from sites people here have raided before trying to get back at us?
January 16th, 2007
1103rd
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I doubt it. I mean spending 10 hours on a site to get revenge for people raiding forums for maybe 20 minutes?
January 16th, 2007
1104th
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Ooops, noticed him for the first time to day *shrug*
January 16th, 2007
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dantheman is lucky he turned into a downvoter. now max won't delete him.
January 16th, 2007
1106th
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Can a brotha get an "Oh Snap!" ?
January 16th, 2007
1107th
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No.
January 16th, 2007
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:'(
January 16th, 2007
1109th
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j/k. OH SNAP
January 17th, 2007
1110th
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Wingerding just released a super sh*tty site.
January 17th, 2007
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but...Sonic has been my favorite hero since i was like 6 man...SEGA! I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE COOL!!! There has to be some way to resolve this peacefully. I knew it, when the new sonic game only came out for the 360 and PS3 and not Wii that something was wrong with sega. I hope this doesn't get out of hand.
January 17th, 2007
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The most important question: What would Jaleel White do?
January 17th, 2007
1113th
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I hope your site shuts down, you filthy Jew, for permitting that sh*tty How to Prank a Telemarketer site to surpass Picard and Blue Ball. F*ck that sh*t, and f*ck you. YTMND deserves to die if that's what it's come down to.
January 17th, 2007
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1st
January 17th, 2007
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2nd
January 17th, 2007
1116th
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What a sad bunch of un loved orphans Sega is.
January 17th, 2007
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Anybody ever notice how Nintendo is like Coke and Sega is like Pepsi? Nintendo = Mario = Red. Sega = Sonic = Blue. Coke = good product, cool brand. Pepsi = Copycat product which isn't as good, gay copycat branding. Need I go on?
January 17th, 2007
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Also, Pepsi tastes like watered down, carbonated piss. I bet that's what pureed Sonic tastes like.
January 17th, 2007
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"I hope your site shuts down, you filthy Jew, for permitting that sh*tty How to Prank a Telemarketer site to surpass Picard and Blue Ball. F*ck that sh*t, and f*ck you. YTMND deserves to die if that's what it's come down to." - Wow, you bring out the punk in punkintended...
January 17th, 2007
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"Oh noes, a new sitez broke da rekord for numba one viewed!!!1 Letz go and blame Macks cauze hes a dirty Jew rat even tho its really da newz source's fault cauze it got all da publicity from da newz sources!!1"
January 17th, 2007
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So last night the weather was so bad hardly anyone was out. I've been sticking to my one-drink-a-night policy pretty well, and felt generally sulky due to the total lack of attractive people on the dance floor. I mean, if I dance with them, it's like I will become tainted by their intense fugliness and be corrupted by it like fugly cancer. One girl was wearing a calf-length ruffled skirt with a ruffled white short-sleeved hoodie... her trunk-like legs and cankles ended in white ankle socks and
January 17th, 2007
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ballet slippers. This is unacceptable. This is levels of fashion ignorance that cannot stand. Then a crowd of 350-lb football fgts started streaming in, trying to forcipbly rape girls in the bathroom, putting stools on the dance floor and planting the smaller, weaker people on them and knocking them over... but since they were spending hundreds of dollars the bouncers did nothing. One of them told me that if I did not want to dance with him, he was going to MAKE ME dance with him... can anyone say raep
January 17th, 2007
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They banged on the glass windows of the DJ booth as though we were monkeys in a zoo... I have complained before about chavs and jocks, but I never will again, because these *ssh*les took the cake of asshattery. Took it and threw it at each other, like primates fling feces. Only three of them could fit on the dance floor at a time... and then they tried to pick a fight with me for telling them off. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST.
January 17th, 2007
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I did have a crowd of comp sci majors fighting over me when I engaged them in a debate over whether the proper grammar is "INTERNETS ARE" or "INTERNETS IS"... I argue for the second, what think you, high schoolers? And yes, I am too old for Pokemon, it started getting big when I was in high school, but I remember pogs. I never had any, but that was middle school. I remember the South Park ep about Digimon or whatever tho.
January 17th, 2007
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hi I hope u like it i made a wow site http://wowfunnyraid.ytmnd.com/
January 17th, 2007
1128th
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Best of luck to you Max.
January 17th, 2007
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So will this site be here tomorrow?
January 17th, 2007
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I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST. I me
January 17th, 2007
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Congratulations on the interesting white stripe on the right. However, you shall now be slain by the forces of... um... *brain fizzles out* turkeys?
January 17th, 2007
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Did any one else see brian peppers in the Preview for the next american idol reject session?
January 17th, 2007
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I don't know, but if that sick bastard tries to wheelchair over here and lay a hand on my *ss I'll lay waste to him.
January 17th, 2007
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^ well I hear brian likes teh scat to be honest
January 17th, 2007
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??????????? ?????? ???????????? ?????????????? ??????????????
January 17th, 2007
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AAAA AAAA AAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA. AAA AAA AAAA AAAA AAA "A" AAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA.
January 17th, 2007
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It's my Fav+5-stars gimmick comment A-encoded.
January 17th, 2007
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When our school did an American Idol-like contest, we replaced "American" with our city's name on the logo, but before we did that we checked the copyright laws to make sure we couldn't get sued. We couldn't get sued because in the copyright laws, as long as it was for means of parody, you could do whatever the f*ck you want. SEGA needs to look at that (Also other dumb *ss corporations) before writing letters. Comedians do not get threatened for their jokes and they joke about Sonic sometimes.
January 17th, 2007
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let's see if those twits actually do anything tomorrow
January 17th, 2007
1142nd
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american idol? more like sh*tty sh*t sh*t sh*t piss poor stop talking about it god damn it its lame he sings bad HAR HAR HAR sh*t sh*t idol
January 17th, 2007
1143rd
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Sonic wouldn't do too well with an angry Sandslash on his heels.
January 17th, 2007
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I mean, I even heard there's no respawn points in RL.
January 17th, 2007
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I finally figured it out:John Carrie forgot Poland because he did massive amounts of cocaine.
January 17th, 2007
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haha, *waves the wtf flag*
January 17th, 2007
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Things taste better with a dollop of Daisy!
January 17th, 2007
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Just off topic Max. The custom front page seems buggy. It worked before but today it's not displaying sites properly. Like I set Up and Coming to 20 and it only shows like 13 YTMNDs instead.
January 17th, 2007
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Gay websense is blocking all the adds and crippling the ability to view YTMNDs, but they unblocked Ebaums world. F*cking f*gass bitches. Also, c*ck.
January 17th, 2007
1150th
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Condoning raids and sending provocative rap songs isn't how you approach a legal threat . . .
January 17th, 2007
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i think someone may have had too much grey goose
January 17th, 2007
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"1) fanfare is a mod and i have given kassius a way to get back his domain, 2) fanfare is a guy, 3) i never encouraged anyone to raid anything, stop acting like i have control over all of the rabid idiots who do what they please 4) stop being a dipsh*t" - 5) Start doing something a responsible domain owner SHOULD be doing to PROPERLY handle this situation, not to mention deliver things you promised (ex. DELETION OF F*GGOTRY PEOPLE.)
January 17th, 2007
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rofl at sega
January 17th, 2007
1155th
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Holy sh*t, I just saw Brian Peppers on American Idol.
January 17th, 2007
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Well, a lookalike.
January 17th, 2007
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Lock and load
January 17th, 2007
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"EvilFairyGenius, I completely agree with you. I'm one of the especially young ones on here (Don't get any ideas, Brian Peppers, you nasty bastard!), but I know we can't do anything excessively risky with Sega. I think this is a situation in which we need to be defensive, not offensive. Also c*cks." It's nice to see that some people agree with me (i.e. raichuman99 and HGeatherChandler).
January 17th, 2007
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1234 lolz
January 17th, 2007
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This is just great...I just hope that nothing happens since those YTMNDs are some of my faves.
January 17th, 2007
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and he just joined today. He's a spy, I say
January 17th, 2007
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I wonder if this site will be around in 5 years and if it is, how popular will it be?
January 17th, 2007
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Claim fair use, and offer to take it to court. F*ckers will probably back down.
January 17th, 2007
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1 day left.
January 17th, 2007
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The clock is ticking!
January 17th, 2007
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What if this site is actually shut down tomorrow? That'd be a big surprise.
January 17th, 2007
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This isn't really surprising at all, but wow, most YTMND users are goddamn retarded!
January 17th, 2007
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umm so wut are we gonna do about this? max, will u take off all the sonic ytmnd's? hand the site over? wutcha gonna do?i am pretty sure by law they cant do that because of the first amendment even if its copyrighted we're not makin bootleg sonic games or anything, sry i just wanted to rant
January 17th, 2007
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Condom slogans: "Cover your stump before you hump.", "Don't be a loner, cover your boner.", "If you really really love her, wear a cover.", "While you're undressing your Venus, dress up your penis.", "No glove, no love." That's all for now. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
January 18th, 2007
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nice 1247
January 18th, 2007
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Nothing is going to really happen. I was only kidding about before. The chances of this site shutting down or going to court are 1 out of something over 9000!
January 18th, 2007
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hahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
January 18th, 2007
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ROFLZ!
January 18th, 2007
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL im drinking vodka with mnt dew atm pretty good ^_^
January 18th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/mikeship/ This guy is either a.) fear mongering and overstepping his bounds as a mod or b.) imitating a mod, either of which are funny. I hope he tries imitating a police officer one day. They're not as lenient as macks. Also, obvious alt account of SenatorZuul.
January 18th, 2007
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Well, there are a few Sonic-related sites that are clever/funny. >_> But, err... yeah. I'm not to fond of any of the "advice" ones. Good luck with Sega, Max.
January 18th, 2007
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"btw, i now have your ip address. Not long till I get your physical address." "I f*cking held my best friend's decapitated head in my hands after night of drunk driving turned disaster. Dont think for a second I have any reservations about shoving your spleen through your f*ckin head. When you're lying there and the last thing you see is my sillouette remember you did this to yourself."
January 18th, 2007
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I got bored and wondered if http://www.areallylongdomainname.com/ was taken. Sadly, it is.
January 18th, 2007
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I guess he's really pissed that I inferred from his poor spelling and grammar that he was a child. Maybe I should have said childish, which is pretty much inarguable. He is kinda psychopathic, however. Maybe I shouldn't have taunted him... wait... naw... I think it was worth it. http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/698148
January 18th, 2007
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Don't be silly, cover your willy
January 18th, 2007
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Don't be silly, cover your willy
January 18th, 2007
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Before you show some affection, shield your erection.
January 18th, 2007
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January 18th, 2007
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I would just like to inform everyone that Max has just been served a court order in the case of Sega vs. Goldberg. As YTMND's legal attorney, I have been in touch with the Kings County DA for the last several hours going over the details. What i can tell you is that, as of 6 AM this morning, YTMND's assets have been frozen until the case moves forward. Additionally, there has been a forfeiture of all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera...
January 18th, 2007
1187th
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what happened to the sound in max's test site? it was pretty catchy lol
January 18th, 2007
1188th
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Hooray for floating in vast expanses of YTMND limbo!
January 18th, 2007
1189th
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Sega can suck my balls. I am never buying anything from them again. Sonic is Homo anyways
January 18th, 2007
1190th
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I think its time for Sega to get some advice from Sonic
January 18th, 2007
1191st
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OSHI 7TH DAY
January 18th, 2007
1192nd
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How retarded are people these days to think that they can shut down the people and steal their folks, we didn't take sh*t from no F*ckin' Ebaum, we ain't gon' take sh*t from Sega.
January 18th, 2007
1193rd
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There should be a YTMND with someone from SEGA saying: SEVEN DAAAYS!! (A la THE RING style)
January 18th, 2007
1194th
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Don't be willy, cover your silly.
January 18th, 2007
1195th
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Don't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli, cover your VaniDon't be Milli,
January 18th, 2007
1196th
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oh f*ck I ate too many krispy kremes now I got the beetis
January 18th, 2007
1197th
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DON'T BE SILLY, COVER YOUR WILLY, USE A COND-ILLY, TAKE YOUR PILL-IES
January 18th, 2007
1198th
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updates to situation?
January 18th, 2007
1199th
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I AM TRULEY SORRY FOR YOUR LOTS
January 18th, 2007
1200th
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"I would just like to inform everyone that Max has just been served a court order in the case of Sega vs. Goldberg." Don't lie, DZK is Max's legal assistant
January 18th, 2007
1201st
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I'm going to miss YTMND
January 18th, 2007
1202nd
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YTMND is dying. Post your memories here.
January 18th, 2007
1203rd
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Well it's the 7th day. No news update. Sega probably won't do anything.
January 18th, 2007
1204th
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Don't be silly, cover your hedgehog
January 18th, 2007
1205th
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Counter suit alright! Also, does anyone know who ariathan's main is? He's kinda obsessing over me and I think he has a mancrush on me. It's somewhat frightening.
January 18th, 2007
1206th
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WTF, the submit button screwed up and for some reason it's right next to Sonic
January 18th, 2007
1207th
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Uhhh...this may have been mentioned before, but wasn't it SEGA that ripped off goku from DBZ to make sonic? Iuhuh, but this is simply perposutous...damn Europe...
January 18th, 2007
1208th
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Dear Afrotech, they are making a LIttle Mermaid musical and it is going to open on Broadway in November if it tests well in Denver this summer. So stop stalking me, love, Lindsay Lohan PS just because I drink like a fish does not mean I am a mermaid.
January 18th, 2007
1209th
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PS I am now writing from rehab, so I can make that movie where I play a dead stripper. Art imitating life lol
January 18th, 2007
1210th
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poster of comment 1300, THATS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER HEARD. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU SAID THAT?!?!? HOLY CRAP.
January 18th, 2007
1211th
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I once won a carton of JACKS cigarattes by eating a Krispy Kreme in one bite. It was the easiest bet to win ever.
January 18th, 2007
1212th
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Hey max, we got another "enemy/moron/lame retard/gimmick" account on what we call YTMND.com. http://ytmnd.com/users/OoNClan/
January 18th, 2007
1213th
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January 18th, 2007
1214th
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^Yeah I noticed that. Did someone piss off a moron fron CS?
January 18th, 2007
1215th
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Wow, that oon clan thing is pathetic.
January 18th, 2007
1216th
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My idea of safe-sex is to give a false name & address.....
January 18th, 2007
1217th
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HeatherChandler thinks everyone is obsessed with her. She is a real egomaniac. Also, vaginas
January 18th, 2007
1218th
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Oon is on the horizon, and YTMND sinks a bit further towards oblivion.
January 18th, 2007
1219th
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You have reached this web page by typing "example.com", "example.net", or "example.org" into your web browser. These domain names are reserved for use in documentation and are not available for registration. See RFC 2606, Section 3.
January 18th, 2007
1220th
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JoeyJoeJoe you kind of proved your own point or something with that one, since you've commented all my sites and talk sh*t about me on the internets. So... uhh... way to be obsessed with the L.Lo. Adequite!
January 18th, 2007
1221st
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Earthlink costs $(comment number/100) a month for 6 months.
January 18th, 2007
1222nd
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Ew, a dog tried to shove its testicles into my face
January 18th, 2007
1223rd
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------------Comments page, Chapter 2 ------------
January 18th, 2007
1224th
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Send them back a letter, not one u wrote just a copy of the first amendement see what the bastards think of that! damn sega commies
January 18th, 2007
1225th
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Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. Don't be silly, protect your willy. When in doubt, shroud your sprout. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick. If you go into heat, package your meat. While you're undressing Venus, dress up that penis. When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool. The right selection! Protect your erection! Wrap it in foil before checking her oil. A crank with armor will never harm her. If you really love her, wear a cover. Don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket. No glove, no love!
January 18th, 2007
1226th
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thats dirty. [i better get this] 1300!
January 18th, 2007
1227th
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You know you've matured if your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
January 18th, 2007
1228th
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I can't have plants because I forget to water them... cats are easy to remember to water, they start licking you when you get out of the shower when they are thirsty. I have a Maine Coon... they refuse to drink from a dish, so he has to have the tap dripping. Yay for free water!
January 18th, 2007
1229th
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Nothing happened, what a surprise.
January 18th, 2007
1230th
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Wait, isn't today the last day before legal action?
January 18th, 2007
1231st
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max probably even got the letter the day before but delayed releasing it to us so DZK could make his song
January 18th, 2007
1232nd
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hmm.. let me just look over to my left and see what the comment number is... what... rrrrr.... IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!!!
January 18th, 2007
1234th
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Over nine thousand just sucks, just plain sucks, is not funny, was never funny, and is for anime fgts. Thank you, otaku basement-dwellers who work at Taco Bell, for commenting THE SAME STUPID THING OVER AND OVER, as if it is original, since THERE ARE NOT 9000 COMMENTS. 9000 get and then you can say it all you want. Til then, no more. Thank you, Love Lindsay Lohan.
January 18th, 2007
1235th
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it depends. who did you piss off? downvote anyone's sites lately?
January 18th, 2007
1236th
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MAX I HAVE THE SOLUTION TO THIS WHOLE SEGA THING. WE CAN ADD A MUSTACHE TO ALL OF THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOGS AND IT WILL NO LONGER BE SONIC. WE CAN RENAME IT TO BOB THE HEDGEHOG WITH A MUSTACHE.
January 18th, 2007
1237th
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"Sega v. Goldberg"- This is begging to be made into a ytmnd with Bill Goldberg spearing Sonic or something. Also it's the Final Countdown.
January 18th, 2007
1238th
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^ and featuring Phoenix Wright.
January 18th, 2007
1239th
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sega IS NOT GAY!!
January 18th, 2007
1241st
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WHERE THE SUAGE BITCHES. MOTHER F*CK, F*CK YOU.
January 18th, 2007
1242nd
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lol, there's an ATape now.
January 18th, 2007
1243rd
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So they didn't go through with it? Or did they finally figure out that they haven't got sh*t to stand on?
January 19th, 2007
1244th
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i think sega was trying to bluff max into this legal action and max didn't take the bait, it was probally joshcube falsifying documents. it isn't really hard to type words and have a fake sig. hell if the guy is famous enough you can find their sig on wikipedia
January 19th, 2007
1245th
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I agree with coolmanx2. Somehow, I have a gut feeling that JoshCube(Or a friend of his) forged those documents just so he can scare YTMND. Speaking of which, the bastard is up to his old tricks again with some dumb YTMNDs up. http://www.ytmnd.com/users/JoshCube009/
January 19th, 2007
1246th
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yeah, I'm gonna agree with 1318th too.
January 19th, 2007
1247th
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I'm going to have to agree with 1321nd.
January 19th, 2007
1248th
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'"dave mathews sucks balls" lol yes he does, but this isn't him asshat.' is part of one of the better comments I've seen on ytmnd.
January 19th, 2007
1249th
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Srsly those of you who have no real knowledge of law, it is ILLEGAL to pretend you know sh*t without a disclaimer. See, I said I WENT TO LOL SCHOOL. FOR 1.5 years. That means I know 1.6 billion times as much as a prelaw major. Yes, this is truth. So what I say has actual weight. But, since I disclaimed, I am not breaking the lol. Trust me young uns, you have no idea what is going on. This is not an insult, this is fact. I was once in your shoes. Here's teh deal...
January 19th, 2007
1250th
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Makcs is in srs trubs IRL. The best thing to do is wear a suit and tie and look legit. It worked on my DUI (driving in ultimate hawtness) and in law it is THE APPEARANCE of professionalism that matters. Suit and tie mean more than legal skilllzesszz. I have tried to give advice since early on but no one has listened. I'm sure any actual lawyers that have read my stupid sh*t know I know what I am talking about, as in YTMND vs Adulthood. The lack of maturity amongst the users is a huge liability, etc.
January 19th, 2007
1251st
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Stop this c*cky "WE ARE 1D AMENDMENT WE ARE LEGION" c*cky bullsh*tl. Get ready to deal. And if anyone bitches about compromise, f*ck those f*cking *ssh*les... get ready to compromise. Please use common sense, plz. Also I am onlu 10000 miles away... in SPACE!
January 19th, 2007
1252nd
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Maybe if we just shut the f*ck up about SEGA they'll leave us alone.
January 19th, 2007
1253rd
(0)
chillin out makcsin, relaxin all cool
January 19th, 2007
1254th
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I say we pull out our lazahs and fire them. At sega. Because what they're doing is no good.
January 19th, 2007
1255th
(0)
I want some grape drink baby!
January 19th, 2007
1256th
(0)
Delete the piece of sh*t who made that Endgame VieW Hacking site.
January 19th, 2007
1257th
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Mmmmm, it's purple!
January 19th, 2007
1258th
(0)
Isn't today Will Smith day?
January 19th, 2007
1259th
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I hope this doesn't turn into a sonic h8ing frenzy...just because their legal dept is a bunch of dinks
January 19th, 2007
1260th
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January 19th, 2007
1261st
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January 19th, 2007
1262nd
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YES!!!! I got the LEET post
January 19th, 2007
1263rd
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1337^
January 19th, 2007
1264th
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^1338
January 19th, 2007
1265th
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Do not drive drunk on the internets, kids... Or on the series of tubes that is the road. Oh god. I think I'm dying.
January 19th, 2007
1266th
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SAY SOMETHING! What?
January 19th, 2007
1267th
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SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? SAY SOMETHING! What? HEEELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
January 19th, 2007
1269th
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Do not drive road on the tubes, kids... Or on the series of drunk that is the internets. Oh god. I think I'm dying.
January 19th, 2007
1271st
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January 19th, 2007
1272nd
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To barrel roll press Z or R twice
January 19th, 2007
1273rd
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I swear to drunk I'm not god!
January 19th, 2007
1274th
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Take me drunk I'm home. Oh the klassix.
January 19th, 2007
1275th
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this is also why sega is going downhill
January 19th, 2007
1276th
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There is no blood in my alcohol, officer.
January 19th, 2007
1277th
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I like pie.
January 19th, 2007
1278th
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so... hows the case going?
January 19th, 2007
1279th
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SEGA of Europe: You have seven (7) days to fufill our request... *YTMND does not comply with SEGA* Seven (7) days later... *everyone waits, but nothing happens* One (1) day later... *Still nothing* To be continued...
January 19th, 2007
1280th
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SUNDAY MONDAY HAPPY DAYS, TUESDAY WEDNESDAY HAPPY DAYS, THURSDAY FRIDAY HAPPY DAYS, SATURDAY, WHAT A DAY, GROOVING ALL WEEK WITH YOU
January 19th, 2007
1281st
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^ i know how to go to first news update too
January 19th, 2007
1282nd
(0)
WINGERDING is at it again!
January 19th, 2007
1283rd
(0)
DELETE WINGERDING, his alts - http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhat, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi3, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi4, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi5, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi7, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike1, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike2, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike3, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike4, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike5, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike6, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike7
January 19th, 2007
1284th
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more Wingerding alts: http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdinggombicome, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingwingmike1, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingding1, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingding2, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingding6, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingwingwing, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhat, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhatknowho, http://ytmnd.com/users/John-Hammond, http://ytmnd.com/users/billyjean2k7, and I'm sure there's more
January 19th, 2007
1285th
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http://downthisvideo.com/
January 19th, 2007
1286th
(0)
Bam Bam Bigelow is dead. Post your memories here.
January 19th, 2007
1287th
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█▄ ██ █▄
January 19th, 2007
1288th
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The series of tubes is for porn!
January 19th, 2007
1289th
(0)
WTF, Brian Peppers is suddenly resurging.
January 19th, 2007
1290th
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sexymofo fails ^_^
January 19th, 2007
1291st
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KEEP THIS ALIVE PEOPLE
January 19th, 2007
1292nd
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grargh
January 19th, 2007
1293rd
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Update on the case: This morning (Jan 19th), Max appeared before the court looking snazzy in his Men's Wearhouse 2 button blazer. It should be noted that when he entered the court, several men wearing yarmulkes we seen to make a secret hand gesture. The prosecution called Heather Chandler up to the stand as their first witness and i had the pleasure of cross-leggedly examining her. More updates to come.
January 19th, 2007
1295th
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sounds like a scam to steal the site "immediatly trasfer ownership of the Website to us"
January 19th, 2007
1296th
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Getting beat to death with a brake rotor is no good.
January 20th, 2007
1297th
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DONT MESS WITH FOOTBALL
January 20th, 2007
1298th
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It's true, I do have nice legs?
January 20th, 2007
1299th
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IT WAS HEATHERCHANDLER WITH THE NICE LEGS IN THE BATHROOM LOLOLOLOL GET IT I'M PLAYING CLUE. IT WAS HEATHERCHANDLER WITH THE NICE LEGS IN THE BATHROOM LOLOLOLOL GET IT I'M PLAYING CLUE. IT WAS HEATHERCHANDLER WITH THE NICE LEGS IN THE BATHROOM LOLOLOLOL GET IT I'M PLAYING CLUE. IT WAS HEATHERCHANDLER WITH THE NICE LEGS IN THE BATHROOM LOLOLOLOL GET IT I'M PLAYING CLUE. IT WAS HEATHERCHANDLER WITH THE NICE LEGS IN THE BATHROOM LOLOLOLOL GET IT I'M PLAYING CLUE. IT WAS HEATHERCHANDLER WITH THE NICE LEGS IN TH
January 20th, 2007
1300th
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â—„Save Kassiusâ–º
January 20th, 2007
1302nd
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â—„Arise, And Dance For Us, Atrocius Nothingâ–º
January 20th, 2007
1303rd
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why would you spam the news post multiple times? that's just asking to have action taken against you.
January 20th, 2007
1304th
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lol
January 20th, 2007
1305th
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my kitchen is overrun by c*ckroaches. there's too many of them. my attempt to get rid of them backfired. just like the US's plan with ms-13
January 20th, 2007
1306th
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Max, if Sega litigates as expertly as they make and market video game consoles, I don't think you have much to worry about.
January 20th, 2007
1307th
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C*ckroaches suck even Gods have a hard time killing them, guess Im been playing Valkyrie Profile 2 too much. Funny thing is the hardest enemy to defeat in that game is a hamster.
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