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posted by max on January 11, 2007 at 07:02:53 PM
Well folks, it's that time of year again.
Sega is trying to take away your first amendment rights to make fun of their furry little characters.
Read the full legal notice here: www.ytmnd.com/info/legal/sonic.pdf
I think the best part about the letter is the footer on the lawyer's email:
My legal assistant DZK has already penned up a response available here: http://ytmndsega.ytmnsfw.com/.
I am looking into it further, in the mean time, feel free to let Sega know how much you all appreciate them shitting on their target audience.
Cheers!
Sega is trying to take away your first amendment rights to make fun of their furry little characters.
Read the full legal notice here: www.ytmnd.com/info/legal/sonic.pdf
I think the best part about the letter is the footer on the lawyer's email:
My legal assistant DZK has already penned up a response available here: http://ytmndsega.ytmnsfw.com/.
I am looking into it further, in the mean time, feel free to let Sega know how much you all appreciate them shitting on their target audience.
Cheers!
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more Wingerding alts:
http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdinggombicome, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingwingmike1,
http://ytmnd.com/users/wingding1, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingding2,
http://ytmnd.com/users/wingding6, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingwingwing,
http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhat, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhatknowho,
http://ytmnd.com/users/John-Hammond, http://ytmnd.com/users/billyjean2k7, and I'm
sure there's more
Update on the case: This morning (Jan 19th), Max appeared before the court looking snazzy in his Men's Wearhouse 2 button blazer. It should be noted that when he entered the court, several men wearing yarmulkes we seen to make a secret hand gesture. The prosecution called Heather Chandler up to the stand as their first witness and i had the pleasure of cross-leggedly examining her. More updates to come.
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◄"A" Is the only probable solution. There are millions of sites on the internet, thousands of which use a sonic likeness in an other-than-complementary fashion, very few of which are actually worth taking to court. Act tough, make overreaching demands, and site owners who would be bankrupted by a lawsuit typically fold. It's the only rational strategy and the only rational explanation.►
I just spent five minutes reading up on fair use law on Wikipedia, so I'd say I'm fully qualified to make far-reaching and definitive legal statements about this case. My professional legal opinion on this matter is that everyone at Sega is retarded. Not only is the Sonic site clearly a parody, but Sega's stated goal in this letter is to take control of a site of 400,000 extremely vocal, net savvy, connected users who have seen the site go through legal action before--legal action that we never lose.
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. (continued)
He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped.
"Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!"
(continued)
"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'"
"So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big f*cking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"
The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." (cont')
The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman.
The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. (continued)
The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. (continued)
It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. (continued)
On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.
Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!" (End)
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
From the Truly Tasteless Jokes book my dad used to keep in the bottom drawer of his desk when I was a kid... "The World's Shortest Books: French Hospitality, Great Italian War Heros, History of the Mexican Space Program, A Tourist's Guide to Detroit, The Irish In Israel: A Retrospective, The Fine Art of English Cooking, Sub-Saharan Architecture, The Amish Phone Book, and Negroes I Have Met While Yachting."
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wingdingwhat, wingdingwhatknowho,John-Hammond, billyjean2k7, wingdingwhat, wingerdinggombi3,
wingerdinggombi4,wingerdinggombi5, wingerdinggombi7, wingmike1, wingmike2, wingmike3,
wingmike4,wingmike5, wingmike6, wingmike7, Winggombi, little-george
wingerding: wingdinggombicome,wingwingmike1,wingding1,wingding2,wingding6,
wingwingwing, wingdingwhat, wingdingwhatknowho,John-Hammond, billyjean2k7,
wingdingwhat, wingerdinggombi3, wingerdinggombi4,wingerdinggombi5,
wingerdinggombi7, wingmike1, wingmike2, wingmike3, wingmike4,wingmike5, wingmike6,
wingmike7, Winggombi, little-george
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Where do deleted comments go to die? For reasons not entirely known even to me, I made a sh*tty site last night just to spark mean comments. I myself left over 25 stupid comments. I deleted the site this morning and now those comments float around in the binary ether. Imagine how many ghost comments Dantheman has haunting here. OOOOooooooo....
You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.
It seems your fingers not only did your typing, but did your thinking too. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."
You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if your face wasn't the strongest form of natural contraception available. Nah, of course you would.
In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the hell out of here!
if max had a pay system in place for accounts, the gimmick accounts and the joshcubes of the world would almost disappear and not be a problem. or enabling a bigger mod squad. but I think the pay system would envoke more normalcy, as less and less people would actually pay cash just to act like a retard.
We simply need more mods.MORE MODS! Mods that will actually seem to give a sh*t, and IP ban alot of these friggin' retards that just keep pouring in. Getting pay accounts would be something I personally would go for, if just to filter out the *ssh*les, but at the same time, wouldn't it be going against the fundamental nature of the site?
"A question to you, the users of YTMND. Do you feel this place is understaffed?" Obviously, yes. Relax. It's being worked on. Max's ideas for revamping the moderator system seem pretty well thought out, and it should make a noticeable difference once it is implemented. Also, I've posted many, many times that if someone has a problem with a site being unjustly killed or NSFW'd to PM me with the address, but only a few people do that while many complain.
It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.
Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you'd had enough oxygen at birth; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck. Nah, of course you would.
In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.
You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.
Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."
You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that your clothes come in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us!, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that Peeping Toms break into your house and close the blinds. Nah, of course you would.
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I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.
Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."
You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told you to move your fat *ss out of the way, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. No, come to think of it, you would.
You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.
Chav-Slayer, I thought so, but PCF may be right. I don't go in the IRC or Vent room very often, I just watch the mod forums and my PMs. I may have missed something. My original point remains though - if someone is going to whine about their site being killed/NSFW'd, PM me the link isntead of bitching about it here.