Misirlou

Well folks, it's that time of year again.

Sega is trying to take away your first amendment rights to make fun of their furry little characters.

Read the full legal notice here: www.ytmnd.com/info/legal/sonic.pdf



I think the best part about the letter is the footer on the lawyer's email:



My legal assistant DZK has already penned up a response available here: http://ytmndsega.ytmnsfw.com/.

I am looking into it further, in the mean time, feel free to let Sega know how much you all appreciate them shitting on their target audience.

Cheers!

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January 20th, 2007
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C*ckroaches suck even Gods have a hard time killing them, guess Im been playing Valkyrie Profile 2 too much. Funny thing is the hardest enemy to defeat in that game is a hamster.
January 20th, 2007
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YTMND is the man now dog
January 20th, 2007
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I mean, seriously, f*cking the man now dog. F*cking website with thousands of awesome f*cking sites and some bad ones. A big f*cking community full of fun. YTMND ftw, bitches. Better than a hot, greasy pair of breasts.
January 20th, 2007
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I think that Sega just made this knowing that they couldn't actually do anything and hoped we'd chicken out and delete the sites.
January 20th, 2007
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LOL what a gay cover letter.
January 20th, 2007
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So much for seven days, right?
January 20th, 2007
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What's the worst part of eating vegetables?
January 20th, 2007
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Choking down the wheelchair.
January 20th, 2007
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Lame.
January 20th, 2007
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1400 FOOLS
January 20th, 2007
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Lamer.
January 20th, 2007
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I know... >>;;
January 20th, 2007
1320th
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TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO! FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM! IT'S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE! GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I'LL PLAY THE GUITAR!
January 20th, 2007
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I dunno what the hell's going on. It's been 9 days and still no respond from SEGA of Europe. Something tells me this was ether a) a mere scare tatic or b) A forged cease-and-desist letter from You-know-who
January 20th, 2007
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◄"A" Is Too Immature For SEGA, And "B" Is Also Improbable►
January 20th, 2007
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^^^Turn those arrows the other way and it looks like a MAD fold-in.
January 20th, 2007
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and it had DICE in the mirror.
January 20th, 2007
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http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/local_story_018192749.html ◄ I want to do bad things to Kate Sullivan. In bed. Or on the floor.
January 20th, 2007
1326th
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WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?
January 20th, 2007
1327th
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Things need context in order to be funny. Just because something is random, it does not necessarily follow that it is funny, or even absurd. Merely repeating something over and over and over does not make it true.
January 20th, 2007
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Merely repeating something over and over and over does not make it true.Merely repeating something over and over and over does not make it true.Merely repeating something over and over and over does not make it true.Merely repeating something over and over and over does not make it true.Merely repeating something over and over and over does not make it true.Merely repeating something over and over and over does not make it true.
January 20th, 2007
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January 20th, 2007
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◄"A" Is the only probable solution. There are millions of sites on the internet, thousands of which use a sonic likeness in an other-than-complementary fashion, very few of which are actually worth taking to court. Act tough, make overreaching demands, and site owners who would be bankrupted by a lawsuit typically fold. It's the only rational strategy and the only rational explanation.►
January 20th, 2007
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Crikey, Sega Europe bothering a US website? Ask Sega-Sammy Japan to comment and they'd probably just tell Sega Europe to grow up.
January 20th, 2007
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*GASP* You said crikey! Now you'll be haunted by Steve Irwin's ghost.
January 20th, 2007
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Aw, look guys! Those mice are playing leapfrog!
January 20th, 2007
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FF ►►
January 20th, 2007
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◄◄ REW
January 20th, 2007
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█ █ PAUSE
January 20th, 2007
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Sega always made bad games.... but now they've gone too far
January 20th, 2007
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I just noticed that Sullivan calls the girl "Leslie Lohan". crush: nullified.
January 20th, 2007
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yopyu'rrde the man niowe fog!!11
January 20th, 2007
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I,M NKOLT DRUNJK!!!!
January 20th, 2007
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Z(crasded hiccup0ing)
January 20th, 2007
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So if 2+4equals 6 47-5.space.live.com eqauls 11?
January 20th, 2007
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I finally watched Donnie Darko, and I can honestly say that that was the most mind-f*cking thing i've ever seen.
January 20th, 2007
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^...don't be so sure so quickly.
January 20th, 2007
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◄THE GBD HAS NO NAME! MOVE ZIG! HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK NORRIS F*CK YOU CHUCK NORRIS! YOU ARE A LIE IN .HTML FORM AND I EAT YOUR BRAINS! COMPUTER IS SEXIER THAN BUTTER! FNORD►
January 20th, 2007
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Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff?
January 20th, 2007
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You would too if your name was UUHUHHUHUHHUHUUHHHUHHHHHHHHHHH
January 20th, 2007
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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (If you have a dirty mind, you'll get it)
January 20th, 2007
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I just spent five minutes reading up on fair use law on Wikipedia, so I'd say I'm fully qualified to make far-reaching and definitive legal statements about this case. My professional legal opinion on this matter is that everyone at Sega is retarded. Not only is the Sonic site clearly a parody, but Sega's stated goal in this letter is to take control of a site of 400,000 extremely vocal, net savvy, connected users who have seen the site go through legal action before--legal action that we never lose.
January 20th, 2007
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^that, or if you tell this one out loud, you go something like this, "KCKAAAAAAA"
January 20th, 2007
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There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. (continued)
January 20th, 2007
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He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" (continued)
January 20th, 2007
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"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'" "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big f*cking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." (cont')
January 20th, 2007
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The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. (continued)
January 20th, 2007
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The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone. After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. (continued)
January 20th, 2007
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It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. (continued)
January 20th, 2007
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On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!" (End)
January 21st, 2007
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funny.com for more jokes like that one, and Sega sucks. there. I said it. for the first time in this news.
January 21st, 2007
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that lame wigger song is the only thing trying to sh*t on a target audience
January 21st, 2007
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you want REAL jokes? http://www.manythings.org/jokes/ sooooo bad theyre hilarious. http://www.manythings.org/jokes/9973.mp3 for example
January 21st, 2007
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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
January 21st, 2007
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One day, an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well, son, whenever a Indian baby is born, the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees. Why do you ask, Two Dogs F*cking?"
January 21st, 2007
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wow the comments have really slowed down
January 21st, 2007
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My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him, "What was the name of his other leg?" Why is this funny? It's funny because of the confusion between these two phrases; "a man with a wooden leg" and "a wooden leg named Smith." Listen to the joke again.
January 21st, 2007
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Oh noes, lol. YTMND should mean nothing to Sega, YTMND only exists for the humor. Don't they know who they are talking to? And since when did they become the f*cking internet police? BOOOOO!
January 21st, 2007
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I suck ^_^
January 21st, 2007
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Death to all comments.
January 21st, 2007
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Does anyone know of a downvoter who has their face or something in a YTMND? I have Adverb, Inkdrinker, and sexymofo. I need one more for a YTMND i'm making
January 21st, 2007
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max, on your next update please talk about how people who like NSW need to change their settings in the options to view them because it seems a lot of people dont know about it. also how they can make sure their vote registers would be good.
January 21st, 2007
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i made a site explaining to users that they need to go to options and check off the nsfw to see nsfw sites...except i was a jerk and made mine nsfw, i deleted it though.
January 21st, 2007
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:notfunny:
January 21st, 2007
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F*CK
January 21st, 2007
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I need 2 people to view this YTMND: http://loltankchair.ytmnd.com/
January 21st, 2007
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Looks like user "La" is a mass silent downvoter and is downvoting any user with good sites
January 21st, 2007
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Is no good... also COOKIE 4 U ^_^
January 21st, 2007
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Yeah Arsenal!
January 21st, 2007
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generic comment
January 21st, 2007
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sigh
January 21st, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/lepraconog another gimmick...
January 21st, 2007
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Looks like he's just another split voter, but this guy's downvoting all sites on ALL of the pages on the U&C so his stays up. ytmnd.com/users/thadarkphoenix
January 21st, 2007
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Julie I promise to get back on my feet before the baby arrives.
January 21st, 2007
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...i'm surprised ebaum hasn't made money off of this phenomenon already.
January 21st, 2007
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so am I, so am I Any way, the people at sega are a bunch of bitches, they can't do sh*t. AMERICA, F*CK YEAH!
January 21st, 2007
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HERES A YTMND I ENJOYED I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT SSTOO: dsgjioajsogjasogjaojmtoiemjaoifmaoegmoamegoamoegkvmaoemga.ytmnd.com
January 21st, 2007
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actual banner I saw on a site profile here: (財)日本盲導犬協会 盲導犬の育成に温かいご支援を。 募金箱・育成ボランティア募集中 www.moudouken.net 公共サービス広告 by Google
January 21st, 2007
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The first messed-up glyph is ご and the second is ィ.
January 22nd, 2007
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ToastChef is an idiot. I say we riot.
January 22nd, 2007
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Why did the man have a $100 bill tattooed on his dick? So he could play with his money, watch his money grow, and his wife could blow a hundred bucks without leaving the house.
January 22nd, 2007
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hey, another alt: http://ytmnd.com/users/Foochee/votes
January 22nd, 2007
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and this as well: http://ytmnd.com/users/pedxing/votes
January 22nd, 2007
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so in summary Trae-ter-t0tzz alts: traeterade, trae, trae123, traegay
January 22nd, 2007
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wingerding: wingdinggombicome,wingwingmike1,wingding1,wingding2,wingding6, wingwingwing, wingdingwhat, wingdingwhatknowho,John-Hammond, billyjean2k7, wingdingwhat, wingerdinggombi3, wingerdinggombi4,wingerdinggombi5, wingerdinggombi7, wingmike1, wingmike2, wingmike3, wingmike4,wingmike5, wingmike6, wingmike7, Winggombi, little-george
January 22nd, 2007
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quacker912: mike912, bugs9999, nicksawick, nicksawick1, nicksawick3, jesuswalks1222
January 22nd, 2007
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breakingglass27: jerrymustbes, tacosupreme2, hdofu, doodlebarf, johnsinclair, tehtraktor, tehpoprock, pr0nkingz0r, MONKAYYYYYY, quacksauce
January 22nd, 2007
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wingerding: wingdinggombicome,wingwingmike1,wingding1,wingding2,wingding6, wingwingwing, wingdingwhat, wingdingwhatknowho,John-Hammond, billyjean2k7, wingdingwhat, wingerdinggombi3, wingerdinggombi4,wingerdinggombi5, wingerdinggombi7, wingmike1, wingmike2, wingmike3, wingmike4,wingmike5, wingmike6, wingmike7, Winggombi, little-george
January 22nd, 2007
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wtf is with nearly half the site's sound not working?
January 22nd, 2007
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I say we boycott all sega products, and whomever they endorse. We must force them to recall this idiotic decision, and if they don't we'll make sure that they are not worth it to all the other companies!
January 22nd, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/altf4/ (VERY SICK USER, he's posting ear-rape sites that go with disgusting Simpsons porn...and he's doing it non-stop!)
January 22nd, 2007
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Oh dude umeboshi.
January 22nd, 2007
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Maplehect no one wants to hear you whine about noise sites. Sorry if that rages you and you die of a heart attack!
January 22nd, 2007
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boycott??? demonstrations??? MOLOTOV C*CKTAIL THEIR HQ???
January 22nd, 2007
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It's been more than 7 days since Sega sent max the order. Wonder what's goin on behind the scenes
January 22nd, 2007
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snowballin'
January 22nd, 2007
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Probably Tea time week.
January 22nd, 2007
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I don't want to make awesome YTMNDs, I don't want to be serious, I'm just a guy who's along for the ride. WHEEEEEE
January 22nd, 2007
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Okay, why am I seeing so much Copypasta here in the comments.
January 22nd, 2007
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lol copy pasta..
January 22nd, 2007
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DAMNIT. They were filming the new Die Hard movie yesterday a few blocks away from me and I missed it. They had 4 choppers hovering in the air with people rappeling down and shooting at each other.
January 22nd, 2007
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There are so many silent downvoters on spy today....
January 22nd, 2007
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PCF,is Bruce gonna be in it again?
January 22nd, 2007
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ive been away for weeks......this is ridiculous
January 22nd, 2007
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Yup, but from what I've heard, this one is going to suck compared to the other ones.
January 22nd, 2007
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yeah i love the die hards but i saw the preview for the 4th and it looks crappy
January 22nd, 2007
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Yeah, all it shows is action, no story or nothing. I'm still going to see it though
January 22nd, 2007
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HEY RAIDERS, http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=24138033&blogID=220051895&indicate=1 NOW HAVE FUN!!
January 22nd, 2007
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Half the U&C are NSFW sites that most people aren't even seeing. Kanerobot was right about YTMND dying.
January 22nd, 2007
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^actually, dyskrasia was right about nsfw sites crowding up the up and coming due to a lack of votes.
January 22nd, 2007
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I must be really slow or a really good typer for that matter, but I just found out that going to ytmd.com shows a darth vader ytmnd and redirects you to ytmnd and ytmnd.net or .org shows another image and redirects you also
January 22nd, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/PwnerBoner/votes
January 22nd, 2007
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PCF: Yeah I faved that site. Here it is http://vader404.ytmnd.com/
January 22nd, 2007
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Yeah PCF, max held a 404 contest and posted it on the front page months ago. I personally prefer typogra's.
January 22nd, 2007
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where's the link to that one?
January 22nd, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/532471 or misspelled.ytmnd.com
January 22nd, 2007
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Oh, I see. brbprisonbreak24
January 22nd, 2007
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also (as I've noted in another News page long ago) the redirect tag is wrong and fails in certain browsers because it's <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="18;http://www.ytmnd.com/"> instead of the correct <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="18;URL=http://www.ytmnd.com/">
January 22nd, 2007
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I see....oh wait, no i dont. Pwnd
January 22nd, 2007
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Bellick is so dead. That chopper in 24 reminded me of the tram ride in Universal Studios in the King Kong section
January 23rd, 2007
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http://comics.phwonline.com/archive/single/78
January 23rd, 2007
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In 1993, Microsoft released the first version of the Windows NT operating system which introduced the NTFS filesystem. This filesystem includes support for multiple named forks as alternate data streams for compatibility with pre-existing operating systems that support forks. With Windows 2000, Microsoft started using alternate data streams in NTFS to store things such as author or title file attributes and image thumbnails.
January 23rd, 2007
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also, groovy.ytmnd.com for HoF.
January 23rd, 2007
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A question to you, the users of YTMND. Do you feel this place is understaffed?
January 23rd, 2007
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Im sick of this sh*t, guys like MAD Tv and SNL get away with making fun of sh*t all the time and broadcast it around the world on television. Some little guys with a far smaller audience do the same sh*t and now its f*cking "trademark infringment".
January 23rd, 2007
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Only 7 sites in the up and coming now, wtf
January 23rd, 2007
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Sega aint come out with a good game in a while so if they wanna complain about us basically advertising Sonic for free to them in a different point of view that speaks to the lesser of society then they got problems
January 23rd, 2007
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The girl with the candy cane in the match.com banner is f*cking hot.
January 23rd, 2007
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MORE MODS PLEASE
January 23rd, 2007
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Bush's State of the Union is tonight,I hope he remembers Poland(and some new sounds for the FPA toolbox).
January 23rd, 2007
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i'm an excellent driver.
January 23rd, 2007
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I'm very good at going in reverse in my car.
January 23rd, 2007
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Hmm... That actually sounds like a good idea for a classic YTMND. I'd make it, but I don't have Seinfeld on dvd
January 23rd, 2007
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Yeah, he seems to be taking advantage of how max seemingly can't both delete people and deal with lawsuits
January 23rd, 2007
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Don't worry, max will delete all of his accounts again in 3 months
January 23rd, 2007
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so what exactly could we do to sega of UK if they do try to take over YTMND...i mean it's not like we could storm the castle or anything... i'm sure plenty of you would make the court date, but there really is some sort of copyright infringement here
January 23rd, 2007
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ghost ridin spinnaz, also pogs.
January 23rd, 2007
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This is NO GOOD!!!
January 23rd, 2007
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You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true. It seems your fingers not only did your typing, but did your thinking too. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently." You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if your face wasn't the strongest form of natural contraception available. Nah, of course you would. In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the hell out of here!
January 23rd, 2007
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ghost ridin spinnaz, also pogs.
January 23rd, 2007
1465th
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Haha, gr33nscr33n didn't get the 2000th commetn on the If Trees Could Talk update
January 23rd, 2007
1466th
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if max had a pay system in place for accounts, the gimmick accounts and the joshcubes of the world would almost disappear and not be a problem. or enabling a bigger mod squad. but I think the pay system would envoke more normalcy, as less and less people would actually pay cash just to act like a retard.
January 24th, 2007
1470th
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YAWWWNNNNNNNTMND, this site has a bunch of f*cking retards and stupid children making lame *ss sites right now.
January 24th, 2007
1471st
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John Boehner more like John Boner amirite
January 24th, 2007
1472nd
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Did a coupla 'Ed' sites. Doing more tomorrow.
January 24th, 2007
1473rd
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^ agree with nutnics. Completely. Waaaaay to much crap to sift through to find the goods.
January 24th, 2007
1474th
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We simply need more mods.MORE MODS! Mods that will actually seem to give a sh*t, and IP ban alot of these friggin' retards that just keep pouring in. Getting pay accounts would be something I personally would go for, if just to filter out the *ssh*les, but at the same time, wouldn't it be going against the fundamental nature of the site?
January 24th, 2007
1475th
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Adaptation and evolution, I suppose.
January 24th, 2007
1476th
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Holy crap, I'm talkng to myself again. Good night!
January 24th, 2007
1477th
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January 24th, 2007
1478th
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The site is collapsing all around us. The top rated ytmnd list hasn't been updated even though there's a ton of new 4.7 rated ytmnds. My mailbox light is on even though there's no new mail, and the f*cking search database has not been updated.
January 24th, 2007
1480th
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"A question to you, the users of YTMND. Do you feel this place is understaffed?" Obviously, yes. Relax. It's being worked on. Max's ideas for revamping the moderator system seem pretty well thought out, and it should make a noticeable difference once it is implemented. Also, I've posted many, many times that if someone has a problem with a site being unjustly killed or NSFW'd to PM me with the address, but only a few people do that while many complain.
January 24th, 2007
1481st
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Also, I have seen no timetable of when the revamped mod system I mentioned will be put into effect, so don't ask.
January 24th, 2007
1482nd
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Also, c*cks.
January 24th, 2007
1483rd
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Aaaaaaaaaaw, siburke939, you sound just like my little brother. He's a little bitch, too.
January 24th, 2007
1484th
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But he's also pretty funny.
January 24th, 2007
1485th
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gr33nscr33n, I live about 10 minutes away from a zoo. What kind of monkey are you looking for? I do have a capture fee, though, just to cover expenses for the fishing rod and bananas.
January 24th, 2007
1486th
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I apologize for the remark about mods not giving a sh*t. I keep forgetting that there are relatively few to deal with the thousands of sites and users.
January 24th, 2007
1487th
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Just please terminate altf4 and buttlover.
January 24th, 2007
1488th
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AFI sucks.
January 24th, 2007
1489th
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He called them the "coerced and the bribed." That's not how you bring people together. Our coalition is strong. It will remain strong, for my -- so long as I'm the President.
January 24th, 2007
1490th
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Joshcube is at it again with several duplicate accounts.
January 24th, 2007
1491st
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And it's 75 alts again.
January 24th, 2007
1492nd
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All named votehack again.
January 24th, 2007
1493rd
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Oh I didn't see your post BTape. Sorry about that.
January 24th, 2007
1494th
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It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board. Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you'd had enough oxygen at birth; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck. Nah, of course you would. In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.
January 24th, 2007
1495th
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So KaneRobot, that Mod system IS coming at some point then? I sure hope so.
January 24th, 2007
1496th
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Everyone one of the Worthwhile ytmnds are NSFW...wtf
January 24th, 2007
1497th
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Actually, max said he wasn't going to make any more people mods. He said that he was going to be on ytmnd full time
January 24th, 2007
1499th
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what? lol
January 24th, 2007
1500th
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i never liked sega................ just wanted you 2 know
January 24th, 2007
1501st
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LIES!!
January 24th, 2007
1502nd
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You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist. Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong." You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that your clothes come in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us!, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that Peeping Toms break into your house and close the blinds. Nah, of course you would. In closing, I offer these heartfelt words: Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le.
January 24th, 2007
1503rd
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http://www.publaw.com/parody.html Send that to sega. This is a non-profit site. The donations given to the sonic sites are to keep it up and going and go towards hosting fees and for the site and ect. Sega is making themselves look bad.
January 24th, 2007
1504th
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guys, what does it say again when the top viewed is waiting for views at midnight?
January 24th, 2007
1505th
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ah whatever, I'll just make something plausible up
January 24th, 2007
1506th
(0)
Did n4rvst get hacked? I always thought he grew up or got a life but then I saw his sites....
January 24th, 2007
1509th
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Yeah, it could've had a perfect row of those lines and looked cool. I remember what the original site was too. A Secret Islamic Forrest Gump ytmnd
January 24th, 2007
1510th
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^ which I loved and even Fav'd until he changed it.
January 24th, 2007
1511th
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Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck on a frozen pineapple, *ssh*le. Go suck
January 24th, 2007
1512th
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He/I got in ONE little fight and [his/my] ______ got scared.
January 24th, 2007
1513th
(0)
1607 lol
January 25th, 2007
1514th
(0)
my new site idea will probably get me killed.
January 25th, 2007
1515th
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I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board. Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong." You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told you to move your fat *ss out of the way, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. No, come to think of it, you would. You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.
January 25th, 2007
1516th
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Chav-Slayer, I thought so, but PCF may be right. I don't go in the IRC or Vent room very often, I just watch the mod forums and my PMs. I may have missed something. My original point remains though - if someone is going to whine about their site being killed/NSFW'd, PM me the link isntead of bitching about it here.
January 25th, 2007
1517th
(0)
siburke939, you should start a ROASTMND fad or something
January 25th, 2007
1518th
(0)
just a thought
January 25th, 2007
1519th
(0)
TEY WANT CONTROL OF YTMND! EVIL CAPITALIST!11
January 25th, 2007
1520th
(0)
Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency. If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently." I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. Who am I kidding? You would. Anyway, I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is good with fools wrote something down for me. Oh, yeah, "Shut your cake-hole, stupid!"
January 25th, 2007
1521st
(0)
*stops by to see how YTMND is doing* *buries head in hands*
January 25th, 2007
1522nd
(0)
"siburke939, you should start a ROASTMND fad or something"
January 25th, 2007
1523rd
(0)
January 25th, 2007
1524th
(0)
Max, I don't have a legal degree but it looks like according to American court you are in the clear: http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20070124/093337.shtml It pretty much says site owners can't be held responsible for the content their users put up.
January 25th, 2007
1525th
(0)
LoL - They are full of themselves. Who still plays Sonic anyways?
January 25th, 2007
1526th
(0)
I had no idea KaneRobot was a mod.
January 25th, 2007
1528th
(0)
I'm not going to read their replies, but let me be what I can only assume is the 1000th person to say, "That's NO good!"
January 25th, 2007
1529th
(0)
http://ytmnd.com/users/dr-1337
January 26th, 2007
1530th
(0)
Bling bling. Everytime I come around yo' city, bling bling. Pinky ring worth about fitty bling bling. Everytime I buy a new ride, bling bling. Lorenzos on Yokahama tires. Bling bling. Everytime I come around yo' city, bling bling. Pinky ring worth about fitty bling bling. Everytime I buy a new ride, bling bling. Lorenzos on Yokahama tires. Bling bling. Everytime I come around yo' city, bling bling. Pinky ring worth about fitty bling bling. Everytime I buy a new ride, bling bling. Lorenzos on Yokahama tires. Bling bling. Everytime I come around yo' city, bling bling. Pinky ring worth about fitty bling bling. Everytime I buy a new ride, bling bling. Lorenzos on Yokahama tires. Bling bling. Everytime I come around yo' city, bling bling. Pinky ring worth about fitty bling bling. Everytime I buy a new ride, bling bling. Lorenzos on Yokahama tires. Bling bling. Everytime I come around yo' city, bling bling. Pinky ring worth about fitty bling bling. Everytime I buy a new ride, bling bling. Lorenzos on Yokahama tires. Bling bling. Everytime I come around yo' city, bling bling. Pinky ring worth about fitty bling bling. Everytime I buy a new ride, bling bling. Lorenzos on Yokahama tires. Bling bling. Everytime I come around yo' city, bling bling. Pinky ring worth about fitty bling bling. Everytime I buy a new ride, bling bling. Lorenzos on Yokahama tires. Bling bling. Everytime I come around yo' city, bling bling. Pinky ring worth about fitty bling bling. Everytime I buy a new ride, bling bling. Lorenzos on Yokahama tires. Bling bling. Everytime I come around yo' city, bling bling. Pinky ring worth about fitty bling bling. Everytime I buy a new ride, bling bling. Lorenzos on Yokahama tires. Bling bling. Everytime I come around yo' city, bling bling. Pinky ring worth about fitty bling bling. Everytime I buy a new ride, bling bling. Lorenzos on Yokahama tires. Bling bling. Everytime I
January 26th, 2007
1531st
(0)
http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm FTW!!!
January 26th, 2007
1532nd
(0)
January 26th, 2007
1533rd
(0)
grargh
January 26th, 2007
1534th
(0)
Sega has always been a place for dicks. I mean, There was a spinnof Comic and Cartoon series that ACTUALLY HAD A STORY! It went side by side with Sonic 3 and whatnot, but Sega decided that It was against their agenda somehow and they made the amazing Sega CD and Saturn systems. The Dreamcast was and still is badass, but I guess they were only making billions instead of trillions. Now theyre making these really retarded sonic games and they expect not to be made fun of? I mean cmon seriously.
January 26th, 2007
1535th
(0)
If they want us to shut up then they should prove us wrong by making a good game for a change.
January 26th, 2007
1536th
(0)
Downvoter o-the-day: anpbabaki
January 26th, 2007
1537th
(0)
"Yo, this is Nasty Nick and in 2007 I'm callin' out a big f*ck you to MC Phase, 3x4T MC, DJ Batman...go hang from a roof motherf*cka! All you motherf*ckaz with your hats on sideways - you better get that sh*t straight! Big T, Big T where you at? Yeah, Big T, you AND your fat momma! Perpetratin' bitches. Yeah, that's right. I was releasing sh*t in '97, in '98, back when you were suckin' on your mom's tit!
January 26th, 2007
1538th
(0)
I see you, I see you on MTV, but I was in your tapedeck, I was the one you were listenin' to back when you were Pogo-Ballin'...you MOTHERF*CKA" - MC Triple Beam & Nasty Nick, "3 Beam (Still on the Scene)"
January 26th, 2007
1539th
(0)
It's a sign of the apocalypse when not even Sega can take a joke.
January 26th, 2007
1540th
(0)
get that kid off my ice you little wankers
January 26th, 2007
1542nd
(0)
Mine's bigger.
January 26th, 2007
1543rd
(0)
I generally disregard what people are voting, and I have done that for probably a year now. But after seeing this site: homersubmits.ytmnd.com, with hundreds of votes so far and averaging a 4.38...people will f*cking upvote anything. I'm tempted to erase all my sites and resubmit them, because I'd never get anything lower than a 3.9, and that would be on my crappiest sites. This site is full of complete f*cking retards.
January 26th, 2007
1544th
(0)
Most hilarious video ever - You won't believe this - watch it to the end....Keep your mouth shut! www.hedidnotseethatcoming.com
January 27th, 2007
1545th
(0)
Um,sega? who the f*ck cares?
January 27th, 2007
1546th
(0)
Fancy a bum?
January 27th, 2007
1547th
(0)
sega EUROPE? wtf? take the battle to the enemy, ho's's's
January 27th, 2007
1548th
(0)
in before 2000
January 27th, 2007
1549th
(0)
"I generally disregard what people are voting, and I have done that for probably a year now. But after seeing this site: homersubmits.ytmnd.com, with hundreds of votes so far and averaging a 4.38...people will f*cking upvote anything. I'm tempted to erase all my sites and resubmit them, because I'd never get anything lower than a 3.9, and that would be on my crappiest sites. This site is full of complete f*cking retards." truth
January 27th, 2007
1550th
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Their games have sucked lately, nobody bought the latest game so I would think they need money. F*ckin retards need to learn how to make a decent game.
January 27th, 2007
1551st
(0)
lol garbage day
January 27th, 2007
1552nd
(0)
why the f*ck would my site http://polanddance.ytmnd.com get marked NSFW while http://boratandtv.ytmnd.com which features "*ssh*le" and is massively more popular be left alone?
January 27th, 2007
1553rd
(0)
so..update?
January 27th, 2007
1554th
(0)
SEGA
January 27th, 2007
1555th
(0)
I'm not trying to spam this, but it's pretty hilarious and it didn't show up on the recently created on the front page because the creator marked it nsfw. get it in up and coming so it gets the views!!! Warning: cartoon boobies http://awholenudeworld.ytmnsfw.com/
January 28th, 2007
1556th
(0)
and his del tones
January 28th, 2007
1557th
(0)
he can talk he can talk he can talk it's a n*gg*r
January 28th, 2007
1558th
(0)
1657th
January 28th, 2007
1559th
(0)
n*gg*rtitsbumflapssh*tf*ckedc*ntybollocks
January 28th, 2007
1560th
(0)
needs more pulp fiction
January 28th, 2007
1561st
(0)
also, 1660th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one
January 28th, 2007
1562nd
(0)
1662
January 28th, 2007
1563rd
(0)
Anyone know what you have to study to be a weatherman?
January 28th, 2007
1566th
(0)
"and his del tones" This comment wins. I always loved how they were HIS Del-Tones, instead of "The" Del-Tones.
January 28th, 2007
1567th
(0)
I meant what field
January 28th, 2007
1568th
(0)
I have a boner.
January 28th, 2007
1569th
(0)
uhh meteorology
January 28th, 2007
1570th
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I think that's it. Thanks
January 28th, 2007
1571st
(0)
tell your not planning on becoming a whetherman.
January 28th, 2007
1572nd
(0)
*sees KaneRobot's comment about my site and cries self to sleep*
January 28th, 2007
1573rd
(0)
Nah, I just needed to know that for a ytmnd idea I have.
January 28th, 2007
1575th
(0)
is that activity spread thing ever going to be anything besides an eyesore in the profile?
January 29th, 2007
1576th
(0)
I doubt it will be made to work anytime soon. Also, does anyone have Terminator 2 or Cinderella Man?
January 29th, 2007
1577th
(0)
buttmouth.ytmnd.com also, in before 2,000
January 29th, 2007
1578th
(0)
anyone know the name of this song? i cant think of it and its annoying. duh duh daaaaaah, daaah naaahh, daaah naaahh. duh duh daaaaaah, daaah naaahh, daaah naaahh. DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUH, DUH NUUUUH, DUH NAAAAAAAAAH, DUH NUUUUUUUUUUUUH. DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA HEY! DUH NUH NUH NUH NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY! DUH NUH NUH NUH NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY! DUH NUH NUH NUH NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY!
January 29th, 2007
1579th
(0)
Gary Glitter - "Rock N Roll Part 2 (Hey Song)"
January 29th, 2007
1580th
(0)
Which tard mod marked my pussycow.ytmnd.com site NSFW? Which part offended you, the cat, the cow, or Cal Worthington? Seriously, WTF
January 29th, 2007
1581st
(0)
I mean really, don't you have better things to do? Maybe you could spend some time going after the trolls on this site. F*ck.
January 29th, 2007
1582nd
(0)
Alrighty, my Classic YTMND experiment yielded some interesting results...
January 29th, 2007
1583rd
(0)
Anything that is not a fad compilation or a lame YTMND inside joke with Sean Connery or Riker discovering somehting on the site will get NSFW'd.
January 29th, 2007
1584th
(0)
wow, surprised someone actually got it from my crappy lyrics. thanks central.
January 29th, 2007
1585th
(0)
I don't prefer Mapquest, but that's a good one too.
January 29th, 2007
1586th
(0)
mikeship.ytmnd.com
January 29th, 2007
1587th
(0)
ITS ALL ABOUT THE HAMILTONS BABY
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