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It's easy to get the feeling sometimes that a lot of YTMND users are lacking culture beyond anything made in the last fifteen years.

It's for this reason I am proposing the first official "theme night" on YTMND. The topic of this "theme night" will be John Waters' masterful 1981 film entitled "Polyester".

The only rules of theme night are that you have to make a YTMND on topic to the film. There are no winners although there will certainly be some losers. The main goal of theme night is to create quality content.

Here is a torrent to the movie for your chopping pleasure. I suggest you purchase the movie as it includes a scratch and sniff card you can use to smell along with the flick.


On another note, the site will go down later this morning for maintenance, to clear the deletion queues. This means thousands of accounts, sites and comments will be deleted. If I have the time I am going to add a deletion button directly onto user profiles for myself to use. At this point, I feel it's time to start deleting en masse.

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also horton heat
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first!
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hey now
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umm third?
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nice!
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What other sorts of themes might we see?
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john waters is smiling somewhere.
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bah, nothings COOL and HIP past 15 years ago
August 6th, 2007
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Where's my Odorama?
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In your armpits.
August 6th, 2007
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right here 8-------D
August 6th, 2007
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Read more here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyester_(film)
August 7th, 2007
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Well, let's see, you'll need airplane glue... what else...
August 6th, 2007
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mmmmm theme night. will there be a ladies night?
August 6th, 2007
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Also C*cks ! BIG BEAUTIFULL C*CKS !!!!!!!!!!
August 6th, 2007
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I approve this message.
August 6th, 2007
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ban fourest
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don't ban fourest
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don't ban fourest
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don't ban fourest
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don't ban fourest
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don't ban fourest?
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SH*T I F*CKED IT UP
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don't ban fourest?
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SH*T I F*CKED IT UP
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is it too late to say C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER?
August 6th, 2007
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Yes, but not too late to go back to 4chan
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SH*T I F*CKED IT UP
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Yes, but not too late to go back to 4chan
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i like it when you touch me there
August 6th, 2007
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F*CK I SH*TTED IT UP
August 6th, 2007
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Don't ban fourest, but make it so he can never make another site and can never vote again.
August 6th, 2007
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I second hanktherapper's motion.
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Don't ban fourest, but make it so can make sites but not delete them.
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so all he'll be able to do is leave blank comments?
August 6th, 2007
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Don't move. I'll go get you a towel.
August 6th, 2007
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renegade64 should be made a featured user for his Men's Wearhouse site alone
August 8th, 2007
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delete fourest, but make it so he can't vote and make sites without them being able to be voted on by non pink users with alts that can or can not vote on fourest sites older than one week and so the fourest's account is in tact and able to sign into.
August 6th, 2007
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lol not 1735th
August 6th, 2007
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Sweet, also glad to hear that last bit.
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August 6th, 2007
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And when will this theme night be?
August 6th, 2007
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tonight
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Wait, when is theme night?
August 6th, 2007
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right now
August 6th, 2007
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oh holy sh*t. well, there's not a lot of availability on the torrent right now. im downloading it now, people make sure you seed.
August 6th, 2007
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isn't this a bit too sudden for such a short deadline? lol
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it will last for a good 48 hours or so
August 6th, 2007
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ah okay
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Behold...Max commands the night into submission...
August 7th, 2007
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I have a feeling you should've announced a night, like friday, and gave people time. This one probably wont be as big as it could be in submissions
August 6th, 2007
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Years? Whats this years? No it's 15 hours.
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Downvote that comment I totally had 2 misfires on my mouse.
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really bad idea
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Man, The things I do and complain far too much about for you, max.
August 6th, 2007
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It's ILLEGAL! I mean, what if the Jitz is monitoring, huh?
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the Jitz'll never find out!
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MCFRY!
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Just blame it on needles; it'll work, trust me.
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NESer, do you still want me to die a painful death as you've stated in past YTMNEWSs?
August 6th, 2007
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Sure... why not?
August 6th, 2007
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I need to correct myself, I did some research and found that you wanted me to get Super AIDS, but same difference, right? lol
August 6th, 2007
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Next theme night after this should be something from 17 years ago. Then 18 years ago after that, etc
August 6th, 2007
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This is from 26 years ago, genius.
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Ah. Of course I never have a good idea.
August 6th, 2007
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Wait I meant: SH*T I F*CKED IT UP
August 7th, 2007
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I'm also from 26 years ago. Seems that was a great year. :D
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kill alts plz
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Mink Stole? :(
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this reminds me, whatever happened to original tuesdays or whatever?
August 7th, 2007
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Retarded ytmnders thought stolen 4chan gifs and youtube videos in gif format were original content so every day was original content day to them
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will mr.obvious be spared?
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so is rape off-limits?
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I leave for a few seconds and come back to find this? also, DELETE claris
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Heh, too bad my computer suck right now, it would have been a pleasure to make a good Ytmnd, the one i'm creating right now won't even see the day because of a virus >_<
August 6th, 2007
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DON'T DELETE ME!!!
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>>> I feel it's time to start deleting en masse. No f*ckin sh*t dumbass, should have started doing that how many years ago?
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in b4 hundred. MAX MY SITE WILL ROCK
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gr33nscr33n is right, menstruation would be a good theme
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My favorite John Waters character is Hatchet-Face.
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Can Escape from New York be the next theme?
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max, what happened with the harry potter sharks?
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Content!
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HUZZAH!
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here comes Bonds for the second time tonight
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99th comment!
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can i be a featured user
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rofl it's funny how people go out through ALL the comments and "-" the ones that has a number in them.
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f*ck you c*nt
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OMG ROBOT HITLER HAS ESCAPED
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Is Dexter ill today? Why, no, Mr. Kirk. Dexter's in school. I'm afraid he's not, Mrs. Fishpaw. Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand, and the Baltimore County School Board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system. Why Mr. Kirk - I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy - but surely expulsion is not the answer? I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer. It is the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane...
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Wrath of Khan came out in 1982. So I'm covered.
August 6th, 2007
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I haven't had an original idea for several months. Which is why i don't make YTMNDs anymore.
August 7th, 2007
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Don't you see? You're now ready to make ytmnds!
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So... max... you've never specifically said anything to me... so I'm assuming we're cool, right?
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your retarted
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Me likey
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I dunno, everything since 1992 has actually been pretty decent; it's when we hit 2000 that it all went to hell
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I miss the 90s...
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Posted.
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I'll give the theme night a try...once people start seeding. Currently at 0 KB/s...
August 6th, 2007
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I was at 230KB/s for about 10 minutes, but now I'm down to 4
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I dunno, everything since 1992 has actually been pretty decent; it's when we hit 2000 that it all went to hell
August 6th, 2007
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I personally enjoyed the Land Before Time movies
August 6th, 2007
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I've been seeding since before max posted this news. Too many people like to download then close as soon as they hit 100%. Sharing is caring people.
August 7th, 2007
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Well, the download finished for me and I'll be seeding over the night. Anyone know how to take the commentary track off?
August 6th, 2007
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I like the 80s, it's the 90s I can live without.
August 7th, 2007
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MORE 70S THROWBACKS FTW
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delete fourest
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i don't like polyester because i think waters went too far in killing the chickens. i have no problem with people voluntarily doing all sortsa crazy *ss sh*t, but killing something for no reason is always wrong. not to mention such a brutal killing of being smashed to death.
August 6th, 2007
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wrong movie.
August 7th, 2007
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i agree wholeheartedly!
August 6th, 2007
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max, I agree with your observation regarding the utter lack of anything older than 15 years. The other day I got about 15 downvotes on my comment in which I voiced my displeasure with the new style of annoying cartoons where all they consist of is like 6 different annoying, nails to chalk board sounding, loud, homosexual, idiots. These are the cartoons the dumbasses you speak of here were raised on. The comment is still there in my extended comments in my profile. And why the f*ck did I just type this? :-\
August 6th, 2007
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"There are no winners although there will certainly be some losers." The only contest that works.
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Heat is a great movie max.
August 7th, 2007
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Dead Heat is a great movie max.
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What tastes you have, Maxamillion.
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Comment downvoters seem to be having their fun on here.
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oh f*ck i am trying to download polyester in time for fad night but it's slowing down pagan_ladyboy69.tor
August 6th, 2007
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"There are no winners although there will certainly be some losers." I lol'd
August 6th, 2007
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What's the quality of this rip anyway?
August 6th, 2007
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dvd (plus commentary track)
August 7th, 2007
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Well, at this rate It'll take a week to download...looks like I'm out.
August 7th, 2007
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Try again, maybe. You should be getting speeds of over 200 kbps, meaning about 1 hour download.
August 7th, 2007
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Nah, it's been at 0kb all the time. I have a fast enough connection to be getting the kinds of speeds you claim, but...
August 6th, 2007
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make me a featured user again
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heh i got taken off featured for zimmer penis... ex-pink unite!
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