a guest news post by rubycalaber

so like two days ago I wake up after a hard days work sleeping all day and being a huge loser with no life and I walk the one step between my bed and computer chair and while still naked (thank christ I'm using firefox 2 to write this because I just spelled naked nakid and it put a little red line under it) I turn on my monitor and find my screen filled with slightly more instant messages than usual (I get loads of instant messages because unlike in real life on the internet I have loads of friends and hot chicks wanting to chat and cyber with me) and they are all saying some shit I didn't read about my ytmnd and the history channel (who the fuck cares about the history channel anyway...) then I check irc and there is some news story as the topic of this pretty cool irc channel I hang out in called #?! on efnet it is run by ytmnd artfags like ROY4L but I only chat there to hang out with fanfare who is a very cute internet girl you should check it out or don't if you have a life so I go to this news story which is on some gay 9/11 conspiracy site and I am like "what is this gay shit what does this have to do with m HOLY FUCKING SHIT ONE OF MY YTMNDS WAS USED IN A 9/11 DOCUMENTARY ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I HAVE WON THE FUCKING INTERNET YES YES I HAVE WON THE INTERNET OH GOD OH GOD I THINK I AM GOING TO CUM" I then read this gay news article ok here is this gay news article by a gay fag:

History Channel Fraudsters Pass Off Joke Website as Representative Of 9/11 Truth
Liar Bradley Davis used 'Jews Did 9/11' parody to smear truthers during dirty tricks broadcast

Paul Joseph Watson
Prison Planet
Wednesday, August 22, 2007



As part of a catalogue of dirty tricks employed to smear the truth movement in its 9/11 Conspiracies: Fact or Fiction special, The History Channel used screenshots of an inane parody website and passed it off as representative of people asking questions about the official story.

During the introduction to the show, images from the website http://jewsdid911.ytmnd.com were flashed up and associated with the 9/11 truth movement.

The website is nothing more than a ludicrous fast moving slideshow of 9/11 images with giant letters that read "JEWS DID 9/11" superimposed on top. Some of the images contain the Star of David and more scribbled "Jews did 9/11" epitaphs appear on other shots in neon green type.

The sickening rapid images are accompanied by a distorted rave soundtrack which includes a crazed voice shouting the word "Deutschland" over and over again.

The website is part of the "You're The Man Now, Dog" online community, which is a joke website where users create parody slideshows about pop culture - it has nothing to do with the 9/11 truth movement or any of the guests featured on the History Channel program.



Apologists and debunkers have attempted to dismiss the use of these images as "just a joke" - but their appearance in what was supposedly a serious documentary about 9/11 and in the context of the rest of the dirty tricks that were employed manifestly proves that they were deliberately included as part of a smear campaign to tar 9/11 truthers as kooks, extremists, racists and anti-Semites.

As we exposed yesterday, producer of the show Bradley Davis is a con man and a backstabber, a man who gains people's trust and then betrays them for the purposes of producing salacious tabloid style hit piece documentaries.

He engaged in a plethora of different dirty tricks, malicious lies and journalistic fraud in order to portray 9/11 truth representatives as paranoid, uneducated crazies who were hurting the 9/11 families, while exalting so-called "experts" from Popular Mechanics, which is owned by Hearst "yellow journalism" Publishing, the same company that owns a controlling interest in the History Channel.

The inclusion of these completely unrelated and ridiculous images was obviously another stunt to frame 9/11 truthers as nutcases and completely violates every known standard of ethical journalism.

Brad Davis and the History Channel have destroyed any impartiality they had by broadcasting this monumental fraud and we invite History Channel bosses to consider making a new documentary that shows some aspect of neutrality and balance, should the station be interested in maintaining any semblance of credibility, but we know this is highly unlikely because their part owners Hearst Publishing have no interest in reasoned and fair journalism.
so yeh holy fucking shit then I actually read all these instant messages and they were all congratulations on how I am rubycalaber: internet hero and that shit but one I had to maximize because it was so huge and it was a huge full page wall of text from ROY4L going on some raged tirade about how I put down milk for my sacred rats and quiver behind my keyboard and then I get back on irc and I have a pm with another massive wall of text from ROY4L and he is ranting about how I am a weakling and cant do this and that and that noone watches the history channel and how max wants me to write some news post for the front page (WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT NEWS POSTS ON THE FRONT PAGE? THAT SHIT IS FOR FAGGOTS) and ROY4L was obviously so overwhelmed with his rage that my ytmnd got on tv and none of his did because he spends days making his shitty artfag sites and he put his fist through his computer monitor then I read all the shit in #?! and everyone in the channel is practically sucking my dick everyone is saying how much I own and everything so I step away from my computer almost in shock at how much I fucking own the entire internet

so I dont bother getting dressed or anything because it is 8 at night in scotland (yeh I am scottish what of it fuck you) I just put on my pjs and I am too excited to eat so I immediately go into my living room and my dad and my sister are watching legally blonde 2 on tv and my dad is like "and what have you done today nothing I bet like usual" and I was like "hehe well actually a site I made on the internet was featured on the history channel" and then I explained what I had just learned and read to my dad said that was cool so yeh owned dad thats probably the most proud of me he will ever be and my sister was looking drop dead gorgeous as always sitting provocatively and she smirks at me with that sexy look she gives with her perfect mouth and says "impressive" god that was so fucking hot she thinks my ytmnd being on tv is impressive sometimes I just want my tongue inside that sexy mouth of hers and then I go back to my room and get on the ytmnsfw forums and there is a sticky thread and an announcement about how badly I own fuck yeh because I do own yes yes yes then I get an IM from fanfare and I am like "oh tee hee hi there qtpi" and she is like "omggggg" and is ecstatic and how badly I owned everyone ever and she says that max wants me to write a news post about this gay shit so I was going to say yes just to impress her because

I really like fanfare because she is so cool and talented and like the cutest girl on the internet and stuff tee hee but then her internet cut out and so then I just got back to my regular life which is never leaving the house for weeks at a time never talking to anyone in real life other than my family never leaving my room other than for food and for toilet use and being a huge loser because I dont go to school or work or whatever I just sit at my computer interneting all night and sleeping all day fuck yeh so I just played counter strike with my good internet pals warhol and Juliet who is a cool pedophile and I owned hackers with aimbot and listening to lost podcasts because I FUCKING LOVE LOST and just chatted away in #?! with my good friends such as endowed and dascoot who are actually huge faggots who I hate and owned a fat paki pedo called m0nde a bit and was owning him all night and next thing I knew it was today and I was still owning faggots on irc I probably time traveled idk and so like a few hours ago max is on irc and he is like "RUBY WRITE A NEWS POST ABOUT THIS GAY HISTORY CHANNEL SHIT WITHIN 24 HOURS OR MILLIONS DIE" and I was like "hey fuck you max you jew I dont work for The Man" and he was like "DONT STAND UP TO ME OR ILL DELET FANFARES SITES AHHH HERE IS A GAY YOUTUBE LINK WATCH IT AHHHH IM MAX IM A JEW AHHHH" so I was like "alright jesus christ" it was like a season of 24 but even more badass and then his zionist underlings in #?! kept bothering me while I clicked this youtube link and saw probably the most jewish thing I have ever seen in my entire life:


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3WHRTK_E91s
(just skip to the last 8 seconds you dont need to listen to their jewish propaganda)

so yeh now I have seen this gay youtube video I will now write a gay news post or whatever for frontpage faggots to read (thats you reading right now unless max doesnt post this which he probably will because he is a dirty jew and is playing a jew mindgame with me like ben from lost but on the internet god I love lost if max had asked me to write a gay news post about lost it would not be fucking shit like this)

anyway, news post update, MORLIEK JEWS POST UPDATE MIRITE?!?!?! owned anyway

the history channel is clearly run by jews because all they ever show is documentaries about how evil hitler was which is obvious jewish propaganda because it is common knowledge that hitler was awesome but then they did a documentary on 9/11 and used my ytmnd to try and make it look like jews didnt do 9/11 (which it is a scientific fact that they did do it) and as we all know ytmnd is run by jews so this is just further evidence that jews did indeed do 9/11 it is also further evidence that I fucking own everyone everyone and I owned all jews every and the History channel with like 5 seconds of documentary footage fucking jesus christ

holy fucking shiiiiiiiiit here is the full 5 seconds of pure ownage in gif form:

make a ytmnd with that fuckers

I can literally believe that my shitty ytmnd that I spend like 10 minutes on a year ago was shown on the History channel because thats how fucking awesome I am when I made that ytmnd when I was saving pictures of 9/11 and photoshoping the star of david and text saying "JEWS DID 9/11" and drawing arrows pointing to the planes on 9/11 saying "jews" I knew that in a years time this would be on a documentary on how jews did 9/11 because I am so heroic that only my ytmnd could prove once and for all that jews did 9/11

I am expecting any time now for the jewish swat teams with stars of david marked across their combat armor to fire tear gas through my window, kick down my door and assassinate me because I know the truth of their conspiracy just like I'm sure they will be kicking down that faggot Alex Joneses door for having a shitty article about this on his gay sites holy shit my ytmnd is raging conspiracy theorist faggots I bet he talks about my ytmnd on his shitty radio show (Alex if you are reading this please 5 my sites while checking them for jew related propaganda thanks bro) I'll show you an inane parody fucking christ those stupid faggot jews at the History Channel they cant even make it look like jews didnt do 9/11 whos fucking idea was it to use my ytmnd I mean they could have used any ytmnd in their shitty documentary but MY ytmnd that is just asking to get owned for fucking life I bet they just googled "jews did 9/11" and got my site hoping that it would not be a reputable source to discredit well guess what you bunch of zionists with a boring shitty channel that fuck all anyone watches and that I get confused with the discovery channel and with your shitty documentaries that you make people buy from your shitty site with your shitty dvd when I heard about this shit I instantly cyber stalked the shit out of them and found their gay dvds here dont I mean do not I repeat DO NOT buy that shit I linked to that noone will click on it is fucking gay those jews want your money I am going to pirate the shit out of that god I hate jews anyway what was I saying oh yeh well
GUESS WHAT HISTORY CHANNEL YOU USED RUBYCALABER: INTERNET HEROES YTMND FOR YOUR SHITTY DOCUMENTARY fuckkkkk how dare they make out that jews didnt do 9/11 and belittle my artwork I spent hours upon hours making that feverish hours of work in photoshop slaving away making frames for that gif well how about this history channel how about I hack your fucking site HOW ABOUT I HACK YOUR GODDAMN MYSPACE I am going to hack the fucking internet and email myself a year ago and tell myself to change that ytmnd to flashing images of the history channel being for fag jews so that when they use it in their gay documentary when they zoom in on the middle last word of that gay text it will read "fag jews" how about that haha just kidding history channel it is ok with me that you cant investigate the internet for jack shit and that you think jews didnt do 9/11 you put my gay ytmnd on the tv for 5 seconds thanks for that if you made ytmnds I would 5 them JUST KIDDING AGAIN NOT REALLY HISTORY CHANNEL ID 1 UR SITES FUCK YOU KIKES

so anyway I am now super famous thanks to incompetent reporters, zionist conspiracies and my own awesome internet heroism well more famous than you

have any of your ytmnds ever been on tv no didnt think so is it eating you up inside huh is it eating you up inside when was the last time you owned jews everywhere owned 9/11 owned an entire tv channel owned some conspiracy theorists WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A YTMNEWS UPDATE HUH (max dont answer that) you are a fucking loser for even coming to this site a loser faggot but not me I am an internet hero I FUCKING OWN THE INTERNET

EVERY GODDAMN DAY OF MY LIFE I FUCKING OWN EVERYONE ON IT HUH WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT FAGGOT ILL HACK YOUR MYSPACE AND ALL YTMND IS FOR FAGS AAAHHHHHHH


here is a picture I made that I think best describes this encase you are a stupid faggot I use jack from lost as my avatar ok that is me as the 9/11 plane and the twin towers are the history channel and you can see max jumping out of the towers there to avoid me owning everyone did you like that pictures it took me several hours in photoshop fuck you anyway I guess max can put this gay history channel shit on his "media sightings" page to try and make his shit site seem less shit well lucky for him and his golden jew wallet people are stupid faggots and love his gay site I bet you front page faggots will make a ytmnd about this wont you even though you wont read it or get to read it too bad any ytmnds you ever make will never get on tv like me oh man it is so easy for me all I have to do is steal another ytmnds sound and then think up an old tired out unfunny subject like "JEWS DID 9/11" photoshop some jew related imagery onto some 9/11 pictures and make a gif and type the word jew about ten times and BAM a year later its on tv I bet you frontpage faggots and artfags and such spend several centuries making your gay huge effort ytmnds dont you and do they got on tv no they dont guess why because your a faggot and I'm not have fun hanging out with your friends in real life and getting laid or whatever you LOSERS do for fun I'll just be GETTING MY YTMNDS ON TV yeh what now fuck you hahahaha rubycalaber wins again ahahahah fuck history channel fuck 9/11 fuck Alex Jones fuck conspiracy theories and especially fuck jews yes I hate jews what of it make a ytmnd about it ahahahahahahah HAAHHAAHA AHAHAHAHAH oh wow I am so gay I dont even know what I'm typing about anymore
holy shit I just saw another news article on some gay conspiracy site about my ytmnds appearance and it said "they do a slow zoom into a website in an "evil type way"" and that my site was a "ridiculous ytmnd parody site!" goddamn it my ytmnd is all over the news on the internet god my ytmnd was on the history channel with some faggot saying jews doing 9/11 was picked up by anti-semites hahaha I fucking hate jews like max he gave me 24 hours to write this post and I did it JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME oh man I am awesome but goddamn it fuck that fucking jew from popular mechanics or some shit thank you history channel you stupid jewish fuckers ugh when will these morons realize that jews did really do 9/11!?

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Heather Chandler is the hottest girl on the internet. She sent me nudes so I know.
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fanfare? more like manfare
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lolwut?
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this is nuts
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sup?
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congratulations, you have achieved something meaningless! now i'll let you put a long inane f*cking retarded essay on the front page of my website and make everybody line up to suck your massive internet penis
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Is that bitch asking for a mini-shocker?
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!!!YTMND MADE IT ON the History channel!!!
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This was the best piece of literature I've ever laid eyes upon. P.S. I don't ever read.e
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So did the internet blewz up?
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F*cking anti-Semite c*nt
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OH MY GOD THIS IS SO WEIRD WHAT A WEIRDO NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE get f*cked you f*ggot f*cks ytmnsfw forums or death
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I can't read this very well on my PSP...
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hey max if i hang out in irc and tell you how funny you are can i be a mod or admin on the forums
August 25th, 2007
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maybe if you make some good posts first lolleololeoel owned
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grr f*ck you eljoe i will kill you what looking at fp cause you are banned huh heh owned
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i'll fight both u f*gz
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eljoe more like smelljoe amirite
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^^^^^ BACK TO SCHOOL! ALL OF YOU!! ^^^^^
August 25th, 2007
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Wow. Best news post ever. It's deep. So deep you won't even UNDERSTAND it.
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nobody cares
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I feel like I don't speak English anymore.
August 25th, 2007
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try putting up with posts like this every two days
August 25th, 2007
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"my sister was looking drop dead gorgeous as always sitting provocatively and she smirks at me with that sexy look she gives with her perfect mouth and says "impressive" god that was so f*cking hot she thinks my ytmnd being on tv is impressive sometimes I just want my tongue inside that sexy mouth of hers" ---------Wow
August 25th, 2007
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you got a problem with bro sis incest huh well f*ck you it is one of the most erotic kinds of relationships there are
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this happens all the time in alabama and mississippi, i'm sure..... just like scotland.....?
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JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11 JEWS DID 9/11
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KISS
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lol history channel whores
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If someone does a "dramatic reading" ytmnd of this, I will put a wild boar in the back seat of their car.
August 25th, 2007
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For the love of sweet Jesus H. Christ and all the saints, man, don't even say that. Now someone HAS to.
August 26th, 2007
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This is exactly what I was thinking of while I read the post. Might need to separate it into segments though.
August 25th, 2007
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What the hell was that? also incest
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hey, ytmnd, i just g... D:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VICTORY
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is this gonna be dramatically read?
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...Wow.
August 25th, 2007
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hey weres the line to suk ur c*ck lololol ur so hot the way u tell te truth about teh jewz and how they are behind everything like 9/11 and hot pockets burning your mouth mm i need cum to cool it off wheres the line omg u own the internet where do i pay to use ur internet Max did 9/11
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^--- What in the hell
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You're right, I am a f*ggot and you are teh awesome pwnage of all the internets.
August 25th, 2007
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...and this is why we don't usually let guests do news hosts... Seriously dude, calm down.
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actually, sorry, i take that back, but do calm down though.
August 25th, 2007
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Also this is the best news post max has ever made
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Bah I could've used this time to 1 sh*tty sites
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tl;dr
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I think the urkel conspiracy will be next http://wtc1weakness.ytmnd.com/
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i cant believe i read that whole thing
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check yourself for signs of concussion and life.
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"Planet Of The Apes" was on the History Channel last month...apparently simian warlords ruled the world in the late 60's. "You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!!!!"
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Crazy
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you should sue for unpermissioned use of your work which you slaved so hard to create
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eBaums, Scientology, Sega...is the History Channel next in line?
August 25th, 2007
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LAWLLAWL HISTORYCHANNEL.COM RAID
August 25th, 2007
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Wow. I cannot believe I just wasted precious minutes of my life reading that.
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also, excuse my dumbassiness, but whats up with the users that have colored font for their names?
August 25th, 2007
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damn max.
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I think maybe the part that made me laugh the most was where he randomly started talking about how hot his sister was. Definatly on eof the funnier posts I've seen here in a long time
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im sure it happens all the time in alabama and mississippi too.... just like scotland....
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This means people who work for the History Channel are among us!
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all of you are f*cking nerds get off of this FAD of a website (yes YTMND was a fad and it's long finished) and get f*cking lives. Jesus christ. I don't know why that max guy even bothers with this place. He's the only 'cool' person on here and for some reason he still runs this nerd haven at his own expense.
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* <-- lame star of david c <-- awesome islamic moon t <-- mr. t's call signal
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Damn that was crazy as all hell. I think max must have wrote it to parody the Troofer nutjobs.
August 25th, 2007
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max, this news post was f*cking stupid. even if you don't mind the bar being set low for ytmnd...this is still way too low. (woulda been 'funny' when i was 14 though, I do admit that).
August 25th, 2007
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that was so bad i think it gave me cancer
August 26th, 2007
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Okay, so I thought that that was funny that they took it seriously... I know rubycalaber was just messing with jews and everyone it may offense... but then this message may prove he's just lost his mind and may well be serious about it. Cause he seems to take this all seriously... whatever the case, people just take things too seriously on the internet... wait, don't tell me, law suit again? Jesus Christ...
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I was wondering what happened to the Time Cube guy.
August 26th, 2007
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THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST NEWS POST EVER ON YTMND AND BY BEST NEWS POST OF COURSE I MEAN JEWS DID 9/11 WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS BY NOW BUT JEWS STILL DENY IT!
August 26th, 2007
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MAX IS A JEW! SO HE DID 9/11! also tl;dr
August 26th, 2007
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yeah this is worthwile
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f*ggot
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Best news post ever.
August 26th, 2007
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as pointed out before... INCEST O_O
August 26th, 2007
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tl; but dr!
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I never thought anti-Semitism could be so candy-coloured and incoherent. Needless to say, I had a lulz.
August 26th, 2007
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holy f*ck wheres the punctuation =p
August 26th, 2007
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Jews stole it.
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Apparently Kayne isn't familiar with ruby's work. Kayne this is wall of incoherent rambling text, incoherent rambling wall of text this is Kayne.
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holy f*ck wheres the Relevance????
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wow. Fame, ain't it a bitch. wut? Ju's?
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Wow, I don't think I've EVER been more confused by something on ytmnd
August 26th, 2007
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Precisely. However, if this were a site I might just five it for sheer insane brilliance.
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Best. News. Ever.
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Best. Jews. Ever
August 26th, 2007
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I like butt sexx.
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OH GOD THIS IS THE BEST NEWSPOST EVER. BTW ITS EUROBEAT NOT RAVE
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HOLY LOL
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I still hate you, ruby.
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Apparently outsiders still take YTMND seriously. The history channel is now on my list of dumbasses.
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bc;gg
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I quit reading about the part where you said you thought your sister was hot...
August 27th, 2007
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to go n tug on ur meatwhistle. Right?
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you all deserve a slow agonizing death
August 26th, 2007
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wheres my shoutout stupid f*ggot also ruby & i are best internet buddies that basically makes me an internet hero too (just saying)
August 26th, 2007
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government did 9/11
August 31st, 2007
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your mom did 9/11
August 26th, 2007
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I think there are several candidates for "longest run-on sentence ever" in this news post...
August 26th, 2007
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Did I miss something? Max seems jut as confused as me.
August 26th, 2007
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IF YOU THINK THIS POST IS LONG THEN U SHOULD SEE HIS SH*TTY LOST REVIEW THREADS....
August 26th, 2007
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gg
August 26th, 2007
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Congratulations. I don't give a sh*t. Sorry if that's mean, I'm just being honest. Put your boner away and relax, if this is the greatest moment of your life, you need to get out more, dude.
August 26th, 2007
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holy f*cking sh*t stop hurting his fellings dude
August 27th, 2007
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for people saying this is stupid and sh*t yeah youre right but just shut the f*ck up anyways ruby is great but a f*cking loser at the same time way to pull that one off f*ggot
August 26th, 2007
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embarrassing
August 26th, 2007
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now thats a post
August 26th, 2007
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You should die. kthxbai
August 26th, 2007
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Wow.. that was cool?
August 26th, 2007
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hai im bluemeates?
August 26th, 2007
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510.230.9400 text me baby
August 26th, 2007
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Looks like ytmnsfw forums and ytmnd.com have now finally merged. I think this is a good time to quit. Seeyas!
August 26th, 2007
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So long and thanks for all the gifs!
August 26th, 2007
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Can I be the new syncan?
August 26th, 2007
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Good it's about time
August 26th, 2007
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Dibs on his admin status!
August 28th, 2007
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i agree with you syncan!
September 5th, 2007
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Lol wanna run to Cuba and change your name to El Syno and ride on donkeys selling oranges and f*cking horny beautiful english non-understanding but penis understanding womem??????????
August 26th, 2007
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August 26th, 2007
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Hey max! Go sue! Make some money.
August 26th, 2007
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i love being scottish
August 26th, 2007
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Being Scottish is f*cking awesome
August 31st, 2007
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not now it isnt...
August 26th, 2007
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zOMG WOWZERS, THIS MAKES WINNING THE INTERNETS... kinda sad...
August 26th, 2007
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August 26th, 2007
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huh?
August 26th, 2007
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I couldn't be bothered reading all of this because I'm ashamed to be from the same country as this geeky bastard.
August 26th, 2007
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wtf anti-semitism?
August 26th, 2007
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I don't know who you are but I f*cking can't stop laughing. You should do this f*cking monthly.
August 26th, 2007
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the front page and nsfw forums SHOULD NOT MIX
August 26th, 2007
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very nice rant....i agree :S
August 26th, 2007
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Ches!
August 26th, 2007
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sry was busy watching porn
August 26th, 2007
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funniest thing ive read all f*cking week! YOU OWN THE INTERNET
August 26th, 2007
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didn't read.
August 26th, 2007
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TLDR
August 26th, 2007
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Rubycaliber wins ytmnd.
August 26th, 2007
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The only thing funnier than a rick roll'd site is seeing it for the one millionth time.
August 26th, 2007
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lol wut
August 26th, 2007
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ruby who? jews have what up their buttholes? my stomach ache tastes like what? i love it.
August 26th, 2007
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400 get f*ggots
August 26th, 2007
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Cool news report Max. There's nothing wrong with getting drunk now and then and hiding the "submit" button.
August 26th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/TODO
August 26th, 2007
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tl;dr
August 26th, 2007
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speaking of a wall of text...
August 26th, 2007
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rofl>fanfare imo
August 27th, 2007
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I love her . . she is so pretty!
August 27th, 2007
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rofl also doesnt have a c*ck
August 27th, 2007
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ur both good looking dont get me wrong but even in the closest of races someone wins
August 26th, 2007
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tl;dr
August 26th, 2007
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August 26th, 2007
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This is the best f*cking post ever.
August 26th, 2007
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Yay pictures!
August 27th, 2007
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Ooooh, ahh.... Is it just a WASTE OF TIME?!
August 27th, 2007
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ZOMG!
August 27th, 2007
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I'm gonna file your who-ha with goof juice.
August 27th, 2007
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August 27th, 2007
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... Wow. Just... Uh. Wow. I don't even know what to say. Is this kid... Wow. Is he brain-damaged? I... I just can't tell. Because if this is what's on YTMND's freaking news posts these days... I... I don't even know why I come here if there's THAT. Someone... Someone check his IQ. Is it even above 0? Is it even above the NEGATIVES?
August 27th, 2007
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lolwat
August 27th, 2007
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BRB JEW
August 27th, 2007
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This article was shy about 3000 punctuation marks. I'm just sayin'.
August 31st, 2007
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he made up for it with 3000 colors
August 27th, 2007
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wow that was all one sentence.
August 27th, 2007
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I still blame the jews.
August 27th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/TODO
August 27th, 2007
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has been a while sense i have read such a well thought out and interesting news post.
August 27th, 2007
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...da hell is wrong with you
August 27th, 2007
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I am the cutest girl on the internets. That and I could totally kick fanfare's *ss if needed to do so. http://s240.photobucket.com/albums/ff214/hambbq/?action=view&current=intranetwinner.jpg
August 27th, 2007
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If you two fight can it be in a wading pool filled with ky?
August 27th, 2007
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I am getting old. This post gave me a headache.
August 27th, 2007
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Not to worry: that is a normal response to a news post written by someone with a severe phobia of punctuation and proper grammer.
August 27th, 2007
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homo
August 27th, 2007
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this isnt a news post. this doesnt merit a front page spot on ytmnd. it is neither funny nor sensical. a sad day for ytmnd when this crap is allowed. also ytmnd on tv? so what
August 27th, 2007
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Your The Jew Now Dog!
August 27th, 2007
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August 27th, 2007
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Holy sh*t, what a waste of time. Thanks Max for letting the retards post news on your site.
August 27th, 2007
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Does anyone happen to recall a couple years back when a guy named "Toobis" from Canada attempted to make a rant site? Each of his rants on the stuff he doesn't like (anime, women...) looked a little something like this. Incoherent babble marked by sudden changes in font size and color. This is, however, far more hilarious.
August 27th, 2007
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Excuse me, but Jews really were blamed for 9/11. Where do you think the inspiration for this website came from?
August 27th, 2007
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A SAD MOTHER F*CKING DAY FOR YTMND! A SAD F*CKING DAY!
August 27th, 2007
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yes, a sad day.
August 27th, 2007
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August 27th, 2007
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i know what you mean
August 31st, 2007
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i couldnt have chose a more perfect way to say it...
August 27th, 2007
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epic
August 27th, 2007
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is it still funny to say "jew" and "n*gg*r" every second word? and can anyone tell me where i left the remote?
August 28th, 2007
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Expect less children playing around with their id on the net come school time, Sitsu.
August 27th, 2007
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I want to knore more about this sister.
August 27th, 2007
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"Paranoia is just another word for ignorance." -Hunter S. Thompson
August 27th, 2007
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wait wait wait... the Jews did 9/11?
August 27th, 2007
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I lol'd hard.
August 27th, 2007
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Holy Christ. News of the Year.
August 27th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/TODO
August 27th, 2007
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I really wish I could get as high as you do
August 28th, 2007
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QFT
August 27th, 2007
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XD
August 27th, 2007
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i dont get it....but oooooooook
August 27th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/TODO
August 27th, 2007
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I could only read the first paragraph. I sincerely hope Max regrets letting you post something this inane on the front page.
August 28th, 2007
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when will you realize youre a complete loser ruby jesus christ i f*cking hate you fanfare like da n*gg* dick bloodz
August 28th, 2007
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Someones been smoking a little too much...
August 31st, 2007
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but then how will they write something like this beauty if they dont?
August 28th, 2007
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Well. F*ck f*ckity f*ck f*ck.
August 28th, 2007
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August 28th, 2007
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Dude, wait... What the hell just happened?
August 28th, 2007
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rediculous... i'm glad I only watch the history channel in spanish
August 28th, 2007
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Can featured users please get some kind of feature to vote in or out other featured users? Because there are a handful of pinkos -- and I think we all know who I'm talking about here -- who need to have the threat of banishment over their heads to keep them in line.
August 28th, 2007
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posted by max on 2007-02-02 00:00:00 Moving on, lets discuss the new moderation system.
August 28th, 2007
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I left ytmnd once before, in the fall of '05, thinking it was "done". And soon afterwards there was a complete Renaissance. Things will turn around as long as there's a system in place that will allow it to happen.
August 28th, 2007
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People think seeing the same joke repeated ad nauseum is original and funny.
August 28th, 2007
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YTMND is evolving and devolving at the same time. People are spending a lot of time making a f*ggy short film only to have the punch line be about Brian Peppers.
August 29th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/TODO
August 31st, 2007
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AwesomeBob has been known to take frequent long breaks from YTMND. I don't think he's gone for good.
September 18th, 2007
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Things will turn around as long as there's a system in place that will allow it to happen. Things will turn around as long as there's a system in place that will allow it to happen. Things will turn around as long as there's a system in place that will allow it to happen. Things will turn around as long as there's a system in place that will allow it to happen. Things will turn around as long as there's a system in place that will allow it to happen.
August 28th, 2007
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wtf is ruby posting jewish propoganda for?
August 28th, 2007
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that chick is really not cute shes actually kinda ugly lookin
August 28th, 2007
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funny, and you are a loser
August 28th, 2007
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cron ftw.
August 28th, 2007
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tl/dr
August 28th, 2007
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can someone summarize it?
August 28th, 2007
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wow that was the best post i read in months
August 28th, 2007
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August 28th, 2007
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they do a slow zoom into a website in an evil type way
August 28th, 2007
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(o.0) wow I'm not sure what disturbs me most about what I just read...
August 28th, 2007
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August 28th, 2007
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what the hell?!
August 28th, 2007
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August 28th, 2007
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so thats what the other submit button does... anyway.
August 29th, 2007
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