| the never ending saga |
| posted by max on 2006-01-12 09:30:47 |
Someone has been DDoSing www.ytmnd.com for the last 12 hours. It saddens me that there are still people out there that refuse to let go of this whole thing. I would appreciate it if you stopped. |
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| Call in the CYBER TERRORIST UNIT (DUM DUM DUUUUMMMMMM) | ||||||
| There aren't very many comments on this page... | ||||||
| BRB FBI | ||||||
| Shazaam. | ||||||
| IF you had not lost your Yiddish Cup, this problem could have been prevented. *shakes head* | ||||||
| whatd does ddosing mean? | ||||||
| ALERT THE INTERNETZ!!!!!111!!! |
+1 | |||||
| It means there are monkeys attacking the server with huge coconuts.
Maybe even gorillas. | ||||||
| must be those homosexuals - i mean ebaumers - doing it. |
+1 | |||||
| Prepare the defence... Divert all power to the forward shields. | ||||||
| Burn eBaums! | ||||||
| just when you think all this sh*t is about to blow over | ||||||
| We're giving her all we got Cap't! | ||||||
| $5 says Neil Bauman 'sent in' some of his 'forum soldiers' for this. I'd notify the FBI Cyber Terrorism Unit and send Neil a cease and desist. Better yet, write one, and have boomaga read it dramatically over the phone to him.
Anway, I've been able to access the site just fine. Not a very succesful DDoS, then. I don't think this hacker is a candidate for Mission Impossible. | ||||||
| dman romulans! | ||||||
| YIDDISH CUP FTW | ||||||
| oh god. Let it stop. THE PEACE TREATY HAS BEEN MADe FoR FOD SAKES!!
www.peacetreaty.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| if ebaumers were an ice cream flavor they'd be pralines and dick | ||||||
| I would say something horrible about Eric Baum but hes probably to busy DDoSing www.ytmnd.com, and stealing videos from hard working internet Trolls like me. | ||||||
| DDoSing is a form of hacking. I know that much. e_e; Apparently Neil and Eric have soldiers on there side, too. Good job dumbasses. Wtf were people thinking going up to them face-to-face? Moreover, wtf were they thinking turning this whole thing into a damn jihad? I seriously wished people read the comments more often so they could see the points these guys have made.
Chipping in meaningless "OMG PWNZED" messages only serves to provoke more of this crap. We know Max done good, and he knows it too, but don't you think it'd sorta piss him off that you keep on with the anti-eBaum stuff?
More likely than not, this has just turned into a cause. A cause that people pick up to have something to do. The actual artists and creators should be calling eBaum and simply trying to get a straight answer. If it makes you feel better, tape the conversation. But whatever you do, DON'T ACT LIKE A F***ING MORON. Try to have some goddamn sense and show some maturity.
This whole thing will just keep on otherwise. | ||||||
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2006-01-12 11:53:50
zooyo
"if ebaumers were an ice cream flavor they'd be pralines and dick"
Your giving them to much credit they dont have dicks. IT would be like pralines,cigars, and rotten puss. | ||||||
| There we go again.... | ||||||
| This sh*t is like Hollywood Squares. There are no winners, only people who look likes asses. | ||||||
| "if ebaumers were an ice cream flavor they'd be pralines and dick"
That is my favorite quote from Wayne's world :D. Nice usage also, lol. | ||||||
| "I'd notify the FBI Cyber Terrorism Unit and send Neil a cease and desist. Better yet, write one, and have boomaga read it dramatically over the phone to him." hahaha | ||||||
| Max give us thier IP and it will be taken care of... | ||||||
| Yes I have been experiencing extra lag and page not foundness from ytmnd, happy to hear it's not my intarwebs fault but sad that ytmnd got slowed for a bit =( I really can't imagine Neil Bauman ever trying to restrain the illegal DDoS on his side of the fence, and so for that Max we give you credit, huzzah. We know we are the better site. | ||||||
| Yes, tell us their IP...
Undoubtedly it's some eBaum's fan boi. Hell, it's probably Eric himself... | ||||||
| This is starting to look like Counter strike, parnamently stuck on the map fy_ytmndvsebaum. | ||||||
| Such sore loosers =( | ||||||
| Eric also wants them to stop DDoSing us so he can get more content to put on his site. | ||||||
| Sic Chuck Norris on the bastards! | ||||||
| Someone's gonna get a foot up the arse.
Jesusz0rz willz it s0. | ||||||
| you could write a c/d and have the guy who read the other one make a dramatic reading of yours then send it.
or you could sit back, wait until they realize they are wasting their time and stop. | ||||||
| Hmm. Site doesn't seem at all slow for me. There's a DDoS going on? Are you sure it's not some group of morons trying to F5 the site to death? | ||||||
| NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED | ||||||
| I feel bad...I'll never DDos again...Forgive me Maximus, I know not what I do. | ||||||
| is everyone that uses this website f*cking retarded? |
+1 | |||||
| yes | ||||||
| "I'd notify the FBI Cyber
Terrorism Unit and send Neil a cease and desist. Better yet, write one, and have boomaga read
it dramatically over the phone to him." That's f*cking hilarious. Do it. NOW. | ||||||
| hav yuo seen my.... weineh/? | ||||||
| I could tell. It was running rediculously slow this morning. | ||||||
| Post their IP and the situation will be delt with. | ||||||
| Distributed Denial of Service | ||||||
| supe-man: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDoS
Have a read. Remember to use Wikipedia in the future. | ||||||
| DDoS is calling files from a server without doing anything with them, wasting bandwidth, thus slowing down YTMND and force Max to pay more for bandwidth. | ||||||
| What is love? | ||||||
| In the words of g0zer: BRB FBI. | ||||||
| Is everyone that uses this website gay? | ||||||
| If you want ebaum to change its ways, organize a public boycott of its advertisers. | ||||||
| OMGWTFFBI | ||||||
| A public boycott of their advertisers stuff would be a great idea.... if I actually had used or even thought about using any of that crap in the past. So hey, count me as boycotter #1!!!!!! | ||||||
| Chopper Dave, we have uh oh! | ||||||
| (Jarring Chord) Nobody expects the CYBER TERRORIST UNIT!!! | ||||||
| Someone tell the kettle that the pot called for him. Something about being black. | ||||||
| /Summons Super Cat! | ||||||
| lol teh pot called the kettle a n****r | ||||||
| You mean he called the kettle "African American." Gotta be PR, seriously! What the hell is wrong with you?
YOU HAVE JUST CROSSED THE LINE!!! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR YIDDISH CUP?!?
LAWL. | ||||||
| I AM NOT ONE TO BE TRIFFLED WITH! | ||||||
| Look, nobody won, nobody lost. What the hell is wrong with you people? The only result from this whole mess is that both sides get represented as angry mobs full of jackasses. On that note, the next person to ask what DDoS is without reading the comments ought to be reported to the FBI:CTU. So while we're on abbreviations I'll say this: STFU. I love you all (in a platonic heterosexual way) | ||||||
| THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR YIDDISH CUP | ||||||
| DDoSing is sending many fake TCP/SYN packets so that the server will not allow any more packets to be sent. Each packet has a fake IP. In order to complete a connection the server has to send a packet back, but since the IP's are fake the site can never connect. The server doesn't know the difference between the fake IP's and the real ones, so it will not attempt to connect to a legit user until the person DDoSing stops. | ||||||
| I couldn't tell - YTMND.com was coming up fast as usual last night | ||||||
| My Yiddish Cup brings all the boys to the yard.. | ||||||
| Neil Bauman should "Cease to Exist." His cooperate dollars have made his Yiddish Cup half full!
BTW, I faked every orgasm. | ||||||
| fbi gtfo | ||||||
| THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS | ||||||
| Its funny... Neil Baumans E-mail password was: 4321LOL. Crazy.. he must like LOL alot. | ||||||
| Well, ytmnd got some serious support from this crusade if that means anything. Just look at today's feature at Somethingawful.com It was the first time I actually laughed from that website in nearly ten weeks. | ||||||
| Its the whole internet vs ebaumsworld. So by default lets assume its one of those ebaum f*gs | ||||||
| THIS IS SHEER LUNACY
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| btw Im fully erect right now |
-1 | |||||
| I would surmise that this is a contigent of eBaums users who are not willing to let the war end. I guess we could/should take the moral high ground and send their administration notice of this attack. Even though it won't do anything... | ||||||
| The worst part is that it wasn't even YTMNDers who went to eBaum's HQ, it was from what I've heard members of LUE/LUElinks. | ||||||
| Who's the bad guy now? I mean, we threatened and raided and sh*t but we didn't f*cking DDOS. Shiiiiiiiiiit. | ||||||
| I heard it was Fark.
LET'S GET THEM!!!
/kidding | ||||||
| I would not put it passed Ebaum if they were doing this....THEY DID ATTACK SomethingAwful.com after they challenged Ebaums. | ||||||
| Round and round we go, where we'll stop, nobody knows. | ||||||
| I haven't had a problem accessing the site. They must suck...like, lots of mancock. Maybe some hermaphrodyte, as well. Maybe they are hermaphrodytes. | ||||||
| FBI CYBER TERRORISM UNIT GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO! | ||||||
| The Robots have taken me. Please send help. | ||||||
| I now have no problem spamming the following link: http://ytmndcalendar.ytmnd.com/. Let's make this the year of YTMND. Hope you guys like it. If not then oh well. :P | ||||||
| FBI !! | ||||||
| They must suck at it since I haven't noticed a thing. | ||||||
| I bet its only a quarter of the forces we had agaist him. Mostly script kiddies with 3 cmd windows open. | ||||||
| It was lagging like frickin hell this morning, and the site was down last night, but it's fine right now. | ||||||
| oh god | ||||||
| LOL CALL THE FBI | ||||||
| Ebaum has called out his "secret army" to attack YTMND. Lame. | ||||||
| They don't like your Yiddish Cap, Max. Take it off. | ||||||
| i had an inlking that's what it was.
thank our awesome god forthe best hosting evar | ||||||
| THIS IS TRUE LUNACY! | ||||||
| So thats why the sites been going painfully slow. Someone get the FBI on this guy. | ||||||
| I havntt seen any change other than it takes a few mins to load up a new YTMND that I've just made, everything else is fine. FISSION MAILED. | ||||||
| they can annoy us but they can not win the war against a true YTMND soldier! | ||||||
| the so called *ebaum soldiers* are 8-16 year old kids who dont know any *BETTER* sites like YTMND for example and who think that EBAUM is like the best site ever.. all the f*ck heads in my school all watch Ebaum and they dont even know what an IP address actually IS... so i really dont think why we the *YTMND* soldiers should even worry about EBAUM. | ||||||
| Well call the FBI and threaten Eric f*cking Bauman now like they did. | ||||||
| I like how the situation did a complete 180 spin. They accused us of being children, and threw out baseless insults. Lets just be MEN about it, and let it slide. | ||||||
| Oh c'mon! Telling people it's actually making a difference encourages them! It's better not to say anything and wait 'till they just get bored. But, the damage's done.. Hopefully it will stop though :) | ||||||
| Perhaps it's because you're being linked to from a Somethingawful article? http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3502 | ||||||
| Supercat plz | ||||||
| Hay max unban me from the forums lawl. I mean you can't ban Intro, the god of the forums rite? | ||||||
| SOMEONE JUST FIND THE YIDDISH CUP ALREADY | ||||||
| Ugggghhhhh I thought this crap ended yesterday at midnite. | ||||||
| Pwn that n00b. | ||||||
| OMFG BRB FBI | ||||||
| call the fbi max | ||||||
| See guys, all this crap backfired. Now people that weren't involved have to pay for it too. | ||||||
| Dont worry max. hopefully, just like the myspace suicide, this will all come to an end sooner or later | ||||||
| wow...teh wonders of teh interweb never ceases to amaze meh.
*grabs popcorn* | ||||||
| He's asking for an ass-beating. | ||||||
| People are asking to have asses kicked. | ||||||
| You kids are so hypocritcal it's disgusting. I remember when I thought this site was funny. I remember watching Cuppycake Gumdrops for the first time. Congrats, now I hate both sites. | ||||||
| Its The Ebaum Counterattack. Contact the FBI | ||||||
| POST THE IP AND IT WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF! | ||||||
| Umm...what if it's not ebaumsworld's counterattack? There's always the possibility that it's a third party doing it. | ||||||
| Some people are just waiting to get their asses kicked. | ||||||
| thmax, did you change the name of my ytmnd so it wouldnt get deleted? it went from ebaum to e-baum o.O | ||||||
| OH MY GOD GO RUNNING TO MOMMY WAIT YOURE 40 AND WORK FOR YOUR SON BETTER IDEA GO CALL THE FBI!!! | ||||||
| This is true lunacy. I do not think that he is a catidate for mission impossible... | ||||||
| Oh well, I don't notice anything. | ||||||
| This site has been going painfully slow for me.
FBI this guy, or counter attack the hypocrites. | ||||||
| SCAMBLE THE TROOPS! DEFCON 5! | ||||||
| They have officially crossed the line | ||||||
| crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrosed the line! | ||||||
| LOL those eBaums noobs can only DDoS. like they think they can "hack" lol what a bunch of script kiddies. | ||||||
| BRB FBI!!!!ONE!ONE!!!ELEVEN | ||||||
| @ ACA 4.78.57.229 | ||||||
| DDoSing? | ||||||
| They may take our freedom.. but they will never take our YIDDISH CUP!!
Hey Max, you should write up a speech and I'll call Bauman and read it.. nobody expects a girl! | ||||||
| Well, well. A hack attack! What about the cc to Niel's lawyer? The FBI Cyber Terrorism Unit? Ebaums better watch it. If they contact the authorities, they'd better have clean hands! This is getting more and more like a 2 stooges show. Eric and Niel: Stooge Hypocrites! Holy Yiddish Cup, Batman! They spilled their beans! | ||||||
| http://pleasestopfighting.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| If you look at the Friends DVD season boxes, Jennifer Aniston doesn't change facial expressions either. Its just that I can't fine good source images online and no way in hell I'm buying them... | ||||||
| You guys are all so dumb, dont you think this woulda been over if you guess didnt comment after the last news thread "OMFG EBAUMS 0 YTMND 1000000000" your just f*ckign stupid, where lucky that the pseron who was doing it isnt very good at it (i didnt feel any lag) but if you guys keep f*ckign around theyll prob do what we did to them, ebaums is a big corperation and Im not sure wed be able to handle it as well as they did. And they handled it well and still got f*cked in the ass. Let this all end and let it be a lesson. Chill the f*ck out. | ||||||
| DAILING 911 | ||||||
| ALERT THE INTERNETZ!
THIS IS LUDICROUS! | ||||||
| make sure you report this to the proper authorities.
Don't worry about being held liable for what people said in the forums. I was reading an article, and int hat specific case, the Communications Decency Act gives AOL immunity from chatroom misconduct. AOL cannot be held liable for the actions of people on the site. I'm sure the same owuld apply here.
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| Indeed give us the IP .... and this will all end ;) tee tee tee
OMFGGGGGG - bombs AWAY! | ||||||
| insert clever comment about yiddish caps here | ||||||
| :o | ||||||
| Has something happened different to the forums and help buttons? Stuff is kinda going really slow... | ||||||
| And to think that this was finally over... | ||||||
| It's most likely some kiddie playing with bots, using publically released exploits to obtain zombie machines. Why don't you just use a common exploit(wkssvc, asn1smbnt, lsass, etc) into metasploit and root one of the ip's hitting the site? then find where the jacked machine connects and nail the person controlling all of them. | ||||||
| report them to the CYBER TERRORISTS UNIT | ||||||
| mrhands is funny | ||||||
| SCIENCE RULES... TITL FTW | ||||||
| 4chan is our FRIEND...they fight for FREEDOM. But as long as your Yiddish Cup is in action, you will never be defeated! | ||||||
| YES. GREEDY JEW FIGHT!!!!
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| send them a Cease and Desist using the word LOL in it :P | ||||||
| mr. hands, shut up until you get your sh*t together and actually know what you're talking about. | ||||||
| MR. Hands, Donations are for a new server, not so max can pay off some people, >. | ||||||
| N*gga DDoSed my site.
I'm not funny. | ||||||
| O RLY? NO WAI! | ||||||
| http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shutdownebaumsworld | ||||||
| also cocks | ||||||
| They have? They suck, because it's not working. | ||||||
| http://groups.google.com/group/ebaumsworldsucks Support it :) | ||||||
| Ah, so that was the slowdown I experienced yesterday. Good thing its gone now. | ||||||
| Damn script kiddies. | ||||||
| lol jew v jew | ||||||
| It's not me. I haven't had a dos command prompt open in quite a while... | ||||||
| Who the hell would be that loyal towards ebaums. It's obviously them. | ||||||
| I say Max should fight Eric on some new "reality tv series", when Webmasters fight off the computers. ^-^ | ||||||
| Honestly, I think everyones being a tad ridiculous, except Max. From Neil Bauman and his Yiddish Cup to All the immature users on YTMND who are potentionally ruining everything for the rest of the YTMND community. Look at it like this, the more E-baums world references and YTMNDs that show up on this site, the higher odds of the site that us YTMND users, and Max have all worked so hard to build to what it is today. | ||||||
| For those of you guys who hate tehpwner and his goons, join my alliance and well put a stop to them. If you guys do join the Alliance, I'll upvote your sites. :) | ||||||
| ^ no, you're wrong LOL | ||||||
| LAST POST!!! | ||||||
