at least i have you, squarepusher

+59

venetian snares is better anyways.

+9

oh shi-, hot wheels leadin' the way!! ;D

-2

its ok max, vent still loves you.

-1

I'm like the biggest Squarepusher fan. Really am.

holy tornados batman! some f*gs stole your wheels!

+2

2nd

+2

I've never heard of the webby's, and now that YTMND didn't win, I can see why.

+2

finally updating us more now

+1

WTF is up with the blue?

+1

"at least i have you, squarepusher" and at least i have chicken.

+4

how does everyone reply to this so fast...

+1

+1

nice

+1

Squarepusher ftw -_-

+1

Abe, Biggie, Tupac...uggh

+1

if you push my squares, will you at least PAY me afterwards?

My heart burns with passion. I cannot live without your love.

+1

"I'm gonna f*ck you in my red hot car"........damn, this and A Journey To Reedham. Max must be hardcore.

WHY WASNT I NOMINATED FOR HAOER OF THE YEAR

+2

:(

you spelled Bong-Ra wrong, max

+1

Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose. Bad Coding and Grey Goose.

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VSnares >>> Squarepusher

+1

F*ck you vigilante4x I was so close to 300 and you took it away from me >_

uh, skinny puppy anyone?

+1

OH SNAP IT'S CHINGO BLING

SQUAREPUSHERRRRRRRR

Yeah. Let's Go Plastic on Tom Jenkinson's Selector, see.

I don't eat fruit

that chingo bling video is pretty good. i dunno why people are hating on it. it's not complex or anything but it's funny, well done for what it is, and has good points to make. i dont know what kind of crazy masterpieces you expect outta the internet but that video is much better than most of the crap on this site and the internet.

I wanna f*ck you in my red hot car.

Scissor me timbers

nastasia

f*g

+28

apparently, i'm scheduled for deletion.

+16

all attributed to the scourge that is jewrage

+2

I got Chingo in my Blingo. Aww Sh*t.

online at 4:25? you people must never sleep

YEAH BOYEE!

-4

3rd.

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lol i bet your embarrased at sylvester's dane cook site

bad coding and grey goose

+3

+1

WHAT

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BIKES

+1

Not 3rd.

-3

btw penises

-3

dAMN

-3

You're up early max.What the hells a webby?

-3

Also, f*ck the webbies.

OH SH*T BLUE

-4

F*ck That Douch and his magic bike. He probably stole it from a guy in a pink jump suit.

+2

BAD CODING AND GREY GOOSE

+13

Bad Coding and Grey Goose

+12

Bad Coding and Grey Goose

+2

YTMND lost to a video of a bunch of beaners?

-2

fruit-pickers.

-1

Oh so other people are seeing the blue too? I thought my monitor was busted.

fyre told me something about bad coding and grey goose? AWW YEAHHH whos got the blue highlighter?

+10

cad boding and goose grey

+6

I just learned that Abraham Lincoln was a true baller. Thanks Webby awards!

-2

what is a baller?

+1

a shot-caller.

+1

...until that thug John Wilkes Booth came along and murr-dah'ed his azz.

+1

Another bug report on the front page. YTMNEWS UPDATED 1999/11/30 - max on 0000-00-00 00:00:00. lolol.

+1

i can't believe it. i just want to cry.

-4

Webby? Sounds like a sexual term Spiderman might use.

+4

Sounds kinky. Of course, he IS a spider. And if that's not messed up, I need more help than I thought.

first, lol @ f*ggotry-filled replies ;D

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Punisher makes his living as a gay porn fluffer. He told me so. Also, c*cks

-1

lol, clockwork. ;D it's like giving a retard something shiny.

-1

I'm starting to wonder if the two of you "know each other" in real life.

No gr33nscr33n, Punisher is not my alt. I seem to attract all the f*ggot downvoters and trolls with my big mouth. I even pissed off thePlease yesterday... good times. OH LOOK, SHINY PRETTY PENNY

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26th

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poor ytmnd :( ibchingoblingfads?

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simán

-3

Go ahead and put that lame WOW screenshot in the HOF.

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Nah.Itll just stay on top viewed for months instead.Deleting it makes too much since.

-1

oh well theres alway next year

-2

GAME OVER.....

-2

Or Longitude, where the great Luminarie Alooff the vulgar Constellations thick, That from his Lordly eye keep distance due,

-2

Incredible coding, you must be fueled by Kool-aid. Keep up the good work, fine sir.

+3

GREAT CODING, AND THE GREY GOOSE IS DELICIOUS!

+5

Abraham was a true baller... because his dad was a picker.

-2

f*g

Webby Shmebby

That is because YTMND is sh*t. :>

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I wouldnt give a f*ck

If only the webbies could schedule YTMND.com for deletion.

-3

humm

LETS VOTE ON DIGGED WOW SITES OMG

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aww, a 5-minute loop of connery going "you're the man now, dog" didn't get nominated?

lmfao. nice.

in before 60, also my sites totally could have won something... oh wait, no they couldnt. scratch that. but still, in earlier than ever for me. too bad that we lost to such a learning tour de force as that chingo bling

Not even the carrion eaters, are interested in your irradiated corpse

i miss dogmeat.

stupid f*cking force fields

What the f*ck ever, we've won the most important award of all- the reward of HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(exclamation marks will be continued below, we apologize for the interruption) - So what happened to the video we were supposed to produce for the award? Did you get any submissions and can you share them with us? (we now resume your regularly scheduled exclamation marks)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BADCODINGANDGREYGOOSE.ytmnd.com

+3

you know what i think... F*ck the webbys F*CK F*CK F*CK the webbys F*CK F*CK F*CK the webbys.

How important is a 'webby' anyway? I never heard of it until it was posted here.

noooo

MAX WTF IS THAT BLUE!?!?!? -----------------------------------------------------> its been bothering me eversince! WTF??!? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

+1

The bluer it is, the newer it is

I see it too. What the hell?

^F*cking retards, learn to read.

"we lost out to such creative brilliance as "Chingo Bling: Fruit Picker". While it's obvious no one at YTMND is capable of ever achieving the skill or artistic ingenuity that is contained in this and the other nominees that beat YTMND out," I watched it, and have to say one thing: Nice sarcasm max

+1

True that...

The what?

Webby for teh w1n1!!!1?

OMGWTF BLUE BALLZ--------------------->

Too bad "An Epic Mount" was created earlier. We surely would have won.

you mean wasn't?

I won't lie... Chingo Bling wasn't funny. In fact, it's about as funny as How to Prank a Telemarketer.

+3

MAKE YTMND'S OUT OF IT

yes by absorbing parts of all the webby nominees into ytmnd we can get a webby next year.

+3

maybe next year Comrade

I call shenanigans.

+1

no.......YOUR dad picks tomatoes for a living

+2

"While it's obvious no one at YTMND is capable of ever achieving the skill or artistic ingenuity that is contained in this" I see what you did there.

82nd

Eric Bauman strikes again

+1

i got hit by a mink car

It's not hard to realize why that crap beat YTMND out; this place is full of fad whores and unoriginal pricks. Most of the sites in this place reflect piss poor ideas and wasted bandwidth. If max DID get nominated, I would have been shocked. Sorry sh*t didn't work out for you in any case, max.

yeah maybe this is a sign that we should concentrate less on fad whoring and more on original and creative artwork, or a sign that ytmnd needs more lazytown sites LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE!

Oh dear god no,I'd rather see a thousand "CONUN IS CAPTIN JOHN LUKE PICKHARD OF TEH YOU ESS SES STOLE MY BIYK IS HUNGRY MANUEVER" sites than any more LazyTown sh*t.

I wana be a fruit picker when I grow up

-1

Every site we've ever made is worse than Chingo Bling. EVERY ONE.

-2

What I really wanted to say was that Black Sabbath and Megadeth are playing in my tiny hometown and that I got tickets.

-1

F*cking Chuck Norris

+1

Sabbath and Megadeth where? I thought my tickets to Rage, Wu-Tang, Cypress Hill and Public Enemy were bad ass.

It's the Heaven and Hell line-up with Dio, right?

+1

Yeah it is! Woot!

Uncasville, Connecticut.

Does anyone really care about webbys anyway?

+2

bah

LAWLZ!

-3

Boo hoo, bigshot webbies didn't pick us. Oh well, I'm sure we can survive.

amen brother

100th?

+2

meh.

wtf is a webby and who cares? "Chingo Bling: Fruit Picker" is sh*t anyway

I REALLY, REALLY thought my site where Pheobe Cates is stripping but it turns out to be a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air site, would have won the WEBBY this year..... I'm sorry to let you down again Max.... Next year I'll submit something trully incredible...

+2

At least I'm here legally

Y'all have one year to make more Ariel sites so max wins next time

I hereby ★☆☆☆☆ "Chingo Bling: Fruit Picker." You lose. Good day, sir.

+3

that fruit picker thing was garbage. someone should downvote them.

+2

dont hate on chingo bling. make a mockutmnd. also four ton mantis.

that site's ridiculous... we should have gotten it...

+1

Max, A Journey to Reedham (7am Mix) on Big Loada always lifts my spirits. We got history Max, we won't go the way of Hypercolor T-shirts. We're more like fuzzy dice. =D

cool

You scream out for more Let me tell you girl that for sure I'm gonna give you what I've got I'm gonna f*ck you with my red hot c*ck

+1

★★★★★

whats the new blue fade thing? (I don't pay attention sorry)

We lost to Baby Abraham Lincoln riding lettuce in a sombrero?

i won a webby before, trust me, its no big deal.

With all these retarded *ss WoW sites i'm not surprised we didn't get nominated...

man, that was awful

my video was brilliant

Oh, now I get it. Fruit Picker is a slur for Mexican in America, right? They played the f*cking race card.

+1

This news makes me want to take my ball and go home.

how the hell did we lose to that sh*t, i mean even the fad comps and poland sites are better then that

ne1 know how 2 uze Crystal Reports 10 and/or Sage PFW? I'm at work and I'm so mad that I can't get my work done that I have a huge boner (pics coming soon)

d/c

HOSHT

WE FAIL....

With a good attitude like that YTMND is bound to be nominated and won. I just think most people don't have the higher brain power to understand what a YTMND really is. Being underground is better anyway. Good Luck next time, I really believe in this website.

Rigged.

+1

Take THAT BTape. And every other f*ggot who forces fads and thinks they're funny. Nice job on failing YTMND.

-3

usually a come back is not necessary for f*ggotry like this. The comeback will be achieved when one clicks on your name.

+1

Thank you for speaking for everyone, including those who pretended his unfunny sites were funny and fived and faved them. I sense a government cover-up.

The unfunny truth about BTape: He's not unfunny.

+2

And typical, some f*ggotory sh*t on the internet beats us. Definetly rigged.

what the hell were those mexicans doing out of the tomato fields? there's gonna be hell to pay.

To infinity, and beyond!

brb gotta go kill myself

I suppose the 4channers want to say:"epic failure"?

In before 200. Also gay

we will spiral out, and keep going.

FU MAX

care post

I just deported Chingo Blingo.

+1

I call shenanigans.

you'll never die an anarchist

:'(

OH I GET IT! FRENCH CLASS!!! AHAHAHAHAHA

What jew of a person cares about internet awards lol

Por favor beeleve it!!

Will you teach ME about the bill of rights, max?

THANKS FOR TURNING ME ON TO CHINGO BLING

Wow... Chingo...

It makes total sence as to why YTMND lost. The head honcho can't even punctuate correctly, and only gets respect because he can delete sites. Ooh, scary. And the only good YTMNDer is syncan, but he hasn't done anything new lately, as he's slowly losing ideas. Plus his YTMNDs are about movies that no one has ever heard of combined with 1st Grade editing and a lame soundclip. Dr-L337 is probably the only "sane" one, and I use that term loosely.

-1

hax

"They tried to make me go to WRYYYYYYYYhab and I said NOOOOOooooo, NOOOOOooooo, NOOOOOooooo" - AAAAAAAAAAmy Winehouse, WRYYYYYYYYhab

Please make this site, gamekid.

I wonder if my comment will be blue. I hope so. I like blue.

Chingo Bling: Fruit Picker. Nominated for a webby. Chingo Bling. Really? Really guys? Come on now.

+1

You know what, if sh*t like Chingo Bling: Fruit Picker is getting nominated for webbys, I don't think we should want to get nominated.

+2

169th!

+1

Is this where I "should have known better" for including Crippled Spidey falling from the WTC in my submission video? Sorry 'bout that.

+1

not blue

the above comment is blue this one is not

the above comments are red

I say brownish gold.

the above comments are yellow, this one is green.

IT IS GREEN

The above comments are KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

gREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEen

Comments Green are PEOPLE!!! PEEEEEEEEPOOOOOOLE!!

+1

Разговоры по мобиле - нахаляву

-1

ЛЕСОЗАГОТОВИТЕЛЯМ, ПРЕДСТАВИТЕЛЯМ ЛЕСХОЗОВ, ВЛАСТНЫМ СТРУКТУРАМ ПО ВОПРОСАМ ПРИРОДОПОЛЬЗОВАНИЯ, ЮРИСТАМ ПО НЕДВИЖИМОСТИ, ОРГАНИЗАЦИЯМ, ЗАИНТЕРЕСОВАННЫМ В ПЕРЕВОДЕ ЗЕМЕЛЬ ВОДНОГО И ЛЕСНОГО ФОНДА В ДРУГИЕ КАТЕГОРИИ ЗЕМЕЛЬ, ЛЕСНЫХ ЗЕМЕЛЬ, ВЛАДЕЛЬЦАМ ВОДНЫХ ОБЪЕКТОВ

-1

Декорирование интерьеров

-1

In Soviet Russia, Comment replies YOU!

+3

i sumbitted one with me shoving things up my goatse its currently in 2nd place

uh oh: "Welcome amigos from YTMND! Less hang out and be ornery together."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Oh look general mass stupidity wins again, who would have thought.

NEDM! (general sarcasm has arrived to the battlefield)

Needs more Diet Coke and Mentos.

Webby sounds like a very gay award to win anyway

+1

this just in, BTAPE raped by an elephant.

Chingo Bling rules.

-1

How about cut out the earrape and Poland sites. Theres only a select few group of retards that think earrape is funny but most normal people find no redeeming qualities in it. And for every 1 good Poland site theres like 20 that are horrible and just use Poland as a crutch for a crappy idea. There is no shortage of sites that are genuinely awesome so put people who have better judgement in charge of what shows up on the front page worthwhile sections and cut out the dumb gimicks and inside jokes there.

i learned not to argue with people who like those ytmnds, i just dont click on them. the only problem i have with some users is that they site their sources wrong which could get max in trouble for plagiarism, (yes i know you made the edit, but if you dont site where it came from in the first place your taking other peoples work) it takes 20 seconds and that avoids other websites from sueing us as well as other websites that take our work

lololol i agre tose damn polend sites tey r so gh3y

Yeah anyone who likes Poland obviously also enjoys flicking their tongue over the head of a penis. ONLY A SELECT FEW LOL

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!! i STILL LOVE YA MAX!

oh no i found another alt http://ytmnd.com/users/sub-wooph/votes and http://ytmnd.com/users/clicker-3001/

i couldnt watch more than a minute of that gay video

+1

F*ck mexicans.

+1

dey took er webbys and er jerbs

+1

that was better than anything on ytmnd

+1

Cool people have blue comments

-1

hey I'm cool!

-3

now ytmnd as a whole is a loser

+4

Ugoff is hungry!

+1

"you can only vote for the nominees they've chosen, not all of the sites who actually entered, so it's a double failure" - Sounds familiar.

lol, U&C

I am NOT a crusty KHAN

That video was great. The stuff lately on ytmnd is horrible.

-1

Ok, This time I WONT say something retarded and dumb...but what?

that was the stupidest thing i've ever seen

+1

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^ lol