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This is fuckin bullshit. I'm on this like once every two years but just fat fingered self back after on last week for 1st in ages.<br /><br />3. And who the fuck are you? You better be 60+ and bitter like me and the other 2 living users not named DarthWang. Carry on.

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There is a lot of important stuff written on these bathroom walls of the internet. A lot of important memories. Even if someone made a fancier, more modern version of the app, without the database, without the content, you'd lose those memories. You'd lose some crazy fad-lover's magnum opus, ya know?<br /><br />I don't know max that well. I asked him to play D&D with me once and he sounded ambivalent.<br /><br />But I'll tell max on Discord that I'd like to write a social media app in Laravel 10. If he wants he can be in charge of the project. If he's not interested, I'll just make it for the fun of it. And I'll post it to GitHub with the MIT license and anyone can check it out and use what parts they like. But if max lets me know the structure of ytmnd's database, I will base the data models on that structure so hopefully he could just import his database into it. I don't know where max stores his image files and stuff. I'll write the app to store them in AWS S3.<br /><br />There are other content-sharing sites, sure. But I don't know of any that have as many famery-gais and darthwangs. I just want a place for us to have a group to post jokes to.<br /><br />And I will say this, if I make another site, or if max made me boss of ytmnd, I would label things better so there's less uncovered NSFW stuff. But I will chill out about moon crew. If some moon dude wants to make sites, I won't ban them. Hate cannot drive out hate.

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Did not expect you to beat Darthwang to this

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DarthWang and Daltonofzeal2 are great users but not part of Dr. L337 lol

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With that title i expected a remix of Foot Doctor and Come on and Slam but imagine using those fads in 2021 and not being named DarthWang

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Ok this definitely wins a prize for weird concepts but then again DarthWang will test every combination, permutation and quantum superposition of fads (even the ones that are simultaneously fads and not fads)

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At that point, I forgot that real human tragedy and deep trauma behind the account names and keyboards always drives even the most obnoxious behaviors. I mean, really, can you possibly imagine the scale of abject pathos necessary to be DarthWang? or Uncircumcised? or that barely sentient idiot from Michigan that swooped into shitposting on ytmnd via a dozen+ alt accounts like an army of Trekkies attacking a truckload of Funyuns? Thing is, Wang, evidenced by the fact that he is STILL HERE 15 years later, doing exactly the same thing every single day, proves that he simply cannot help himself. He is just that broken. Same with so many of the personalities that shit up this site for all those years. And as awful as so many of the trolls here were--and, apparently, still are, ffs!--staring into that abyss, it became clear that the abyss stares back. I regularly crossed the line into being exactly as destructive as those that were ruining this place. And you caught a lot of my [subsequent] hypocrisy, as I resorted to my own base instincts and cruelty, taking twisted pleasure in wrecking the experiences of those wrecking the experiences of others. I shouldn't have done that, for many reasons, not the least of which is that it was some basic bitch shit. I come armed with much more ammo than madDogSoldier could ever fathom. Prairiedogeric10, as obnoxious and obsequious as he was, was still just a [dumb] kid. Whatever high ideals I started with when I began to mock the idiots, intending--albeit unproductively--to drive shitty users away, I eventually capitulated to the idiocy myself. The only way to out-troll a troll is to be an even bigger asshole, which is precisely why the more effective method to rid a community of its trolls is to instead ignore them 100%. But I got addicted to that same dopamine rush driving the rest of the armies of mediocrity stomping all over this place. For that, gr33nscr33n was a failed project.

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DarthWang covers a reddit meme... ok pack it up YTMND, we've officially hit bottom of the barrel now... [/s] Although the song i was planning on using for your birthday tribute site comes from an even worse platform but at least it's not 4khan... gah where did i fuck up

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So, today I visit YTMND for the first time in a decade. I say to myself, let's see what kind of sites people make these days. I almost click the top YTMND in Up and Coming, but then notice this Tra-La-La-based YTMND at #3. <br /><br />Pairing LAW with Tra-La-La is not only absolute genius but I feel like I have time traveled to 2006. This is such a great feeling that I make a fresh account to give this YTMND 5 stars, only to discover it's made by DarthWang. Darth, I have no idea why you are still on this site making YTMND mashups of 15 year old memes, but I salute you.

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Darthwang won't like this because it's not ear-blastingly loud, but I approve. Well done, much love and justice to your life parts. [Words]

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It is this fate, I solemnly assure you, that I dread for you, when the time comes that you make your reckoning, and realize that there is no longer anything that can be done. May you never find yourselves, Intrepids, in such a position! Yet in any case, it were better to die ten thousand deaths, than to do anything out of servility towards Gr33nScr33n [or to sacrifice any of those who upvote for your good]. A noble recompense did the people of YTMND, for entrusting themselves to DarthWang's friends, and thrusting Artfags aside! And a noble recompense the fearcondom era, for driving away your shitposts, and surrendering to zavan. He is a slave, scourged and butchered! A noble clemency did show to Suzanne, who elected Leonard Cohen to command the music, and banished formerlyfeaturedfag. It is folly, and it is cowardice, to cherish hopes like these, to give way to evil counsels, to refuse to do anything that you should do, to listen to the advocates of the enemy’s cause, and to fancy that you dwell in so great a website that, whatever happens, you will not suffer any harm. Furthermore, Cyberman must be destroyed.

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Also, have you seen their stupid wiki? Look at this, for example. http://ytmnd.wikia.com/wiki/Conflationism They make the claim that "suspected to be Locke5 as per his ban from the Intrepid YTMND Alliance coinciding, because his ban was nearly coincident to this event it would shock some (who prefer to remain anonymous on this article) into thinking that Locke5 downvoted DarthWang in retaliation to his ban from the IYA." Whatever that all means......I never formally "joined" the IYA unless making an account in your message board was joining it....and if I did....when was I ever "banned" from the IYA? Did you ban me from it? Or is "Suzanne Supremo" just making up shit like always? They have made up garbage about me and many other people on that garbage wiki. They make up stupid shit like the "Krooked Kopyfraud Krew"and claim I and other are in it. Maybe I should just make up stupid named for them. Like the "Annoying Assholes that nobody loves IRL Alliance" or something, since they do that shit to me. The one thing I did actually do (sort of) that they have accused me of doing was deleting shit on their wiki because they were using it to attack me. I did that once. It took like 10 minutes. Not repeatedly like they have claimed. It was justified. If I cared enough to put in the effort, I would do it again. Also, by they, I mean SusanTrepid and alts, ReiHino and alts, and probably SantabotAI if he is still around with alts anymore, I am not even sure. BTW, I don't think Lurg has anything to do with any of that. But, like I have said, whatever, none of this shit really matters, I don't need to really retaliate to their foolishness, knowing I have a life and I am not them is good enough for me. It's just annoying to me if you are fine with asshole YTMND-ruining alt trools as long as they suck up to you.

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An excellent contribution, DarthWang. <br /><br />Thank you for helping to keep YTMND alive with your original works and traditional content over the last decade. Granted, we may not have always seen eye to eye philosophically but your impact on this corner of the internet is undeniable. Stemming from your days within the FPA, I still recount the unique twist your style brought to the community. Congratulations on site #3000, Sir.

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Any plans for 3k? I know you're not leaving before then. Maybe MysteREEEE DarthWang Theater 3000

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Not a good sign when you fail to meet DarthWang's critical standards.

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HAHA UMFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD<br /><br /><br />five/cinco/fieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiive (english/spanish/darthwang) for site quality, -4 for Happy Cat not saying "EN EE DEE EMMMMMMM" and for being a lil bitch!

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[+] this comment if you think DarthWang left an easy pun on the table by not doing "Smo-KHAN the water" It's still awesome tho

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I'm making this into my ringtone, Darthwang. Too funny not to!

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At least it's not a DarthWang site.

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shit. i shouldve said "not lacking any DarthWang"

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You're doing a bang up job of proving to me and everyone else that you're not actually a total fucking attention seeking loser who uses ytmnd the same way fat-assed, ugly, fedora wearing nerdtards use OkCupid. <br /> <br />Why don't you plead with ol' Citrus-y here for another date tomorrow night, now that even mDS is mad at you about the whole Catholic zealot thing and DarthWang has cut you off from playing ass chess with him all weekend?!

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Darthwang's not availble at this particular time but he wanted me to deliver this message to you - <br /><br />fieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeive

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are you [i]JOKING[/i] you god damn imbecile? DarthWangBot is a fucking hilarious account that makes fun of shitty narcissist DarthWang's cookie cutter, uncreative, [i]unmindful[/i] garbage sites (insert unfunny-a into unfunny-b) and hey - guess what? the handful of DWB sites that have some actual thought put into them are [i]EVEN FUNNIER and MORE CREATIVE[/i] than pretty much anything on DW's crap account.<br /><br />see, even though DWB is [i]making fun[/i] of DW, DWB sites are funnier. and the best part is, the joke only needs to be made like one or two or a few times. not 1500+ times.<br /><br />lets take a look:<br /><br />swingline.ytmnd.com (better than anything DW's made, yet pokes fun at his account)<br />idontthinksochawa.ytmnd.com (better than anything DW's made, yet pokes fun at his account)<br /><br />but, hey mDS, i'm glad you've mimiced woman's retard-state of mind in thinking that DW is like some kind of visionary. it really shows a lot about your intelligence.<br /><br />mDS, do you consider yourself to be like a "smart" person?

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DarthWang[i]BOT[/i]?! <br /><br />Never heard of this kid before? Why is the original and great DarthWang not part of this, as opposed to some poseur?

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not sure what he did here to spurn that. all lax did was state extreme disagreement with Darthwang on a matter that has nothing to do with morality or obscenity

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Listen (pde11) obviously you are not solely to blame for ytmnd being in the dumper. the point i'm trying to make, to you, to everyone, is that right now ytmnd is on it's deathbed and a small handful of users have enough influence to make the front page be as bad as it could possibly be, literally. ytmnd has officially passed the tipping point where a small group can heavily influence what anyone who comes here sees. believe it or not, it would be better if some garbage site with a tiled stolen gif and pop music were on the u&c instead of a joke about umfuld or a headpaste of max fighting darthwang. god forbid someone sees something mildly interesting, something that they can understand.<br /><br />you and all the people mentioned are not to blame for the decline of ytmnd, you are simply a symptom of decline. and you did do some damage. but going forward, your regular behavior will be more and more destructive.

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DarthWang is not amused

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That's not DarthWang. DarthWang is short, fat, has a shamrock on his helmet, and carries around his LotR pewter chess set in a lunchbox.

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are you serious? one of your older sites had the first part in it "I wanna fuck max goldberg in the ass" and i just extended the edit<br /><br /><br />Do NOT read below if you were only kidding<br /><br />-------------------------------<br /><br /><br />Dude what the hell is wrong with you? you flip flop on everything. you've already said how I'm your biggest fan and how cool it is. I fucking dedicated my whole account to your image, and now you stab me on the back?<br /><br />And for the record, like I tell everyone on ytmnd, [b][u] I don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks of me. [/b][/u] I'm surprised you'd call my fan work of your imaginary world antics disgusting. The whole theme of this ytmnd is humor. <br /><br />I don't know if it's the meth high, the comedown, or if you are just joking, or if you are just a whackjob as I've always assumed you were that i've easily learned to enjoy, but I'm starting to wonder if it was worth it. I've actually gotten a lot of disrespect from other users, and it's not that i care what they think, but by deciding to side with your character, I've chosen to basically give up on my opportunity to gain the fame of awesome users here like Fameri-Gai who's way out of my League anyway. <br /><br />You probably will respond to this as you usually do with some random ass phrase about crabs or some bullshit but dude I have no problem changing things. Let me know, I will delete this account, come back as someone else, you won't know me. Eventually you will realize just how meth'd up you are (LOL that's how DarthWang says messed up)