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NOT EVEN DENNIS BERGYVER JENKINS COULD PROMISE SOMETHING THAT EPIC. SO VOTE DARTHWANG FOR PRESIDENT SUPERMOD AND GOD. THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GRAND COALITION FOR EPIC WIN

YTMND hasn't been good in ages, and I don't even come here anymore, so I don't really care if this this a prank or not. The only funny users were Keaton, Murdarmachene, Kassius (though I hate to say it), DarthWang, and Click. The rest of it, especially since NSFW sites were disabled on the front page, has been obvious bullsh*t. Even 4chan is funnier than YTMND nowadays. I just kind of regret investing so much money in this sinking ship of a website.

Since I can't tell if gr33nscr33n is being sarcastic about braxton or not (signs point to yes), I do want to say that there is that whole DarthWang/AegisReflector subculture (or even the slightly more refined MurdarMachene torch that Goneja has been carrying) that absolutely deserves a certain amount of recongition on the site. I mean there are users who are really great at that kind of site, I'd argue it's a lot harder than it seems to do that kind of site well. (cont'd)

so im on vacation and I miss an update way to not work around my schedule (yet again) ban darthwang

Fourest, that black shirt is not honest advertising. Every time I see you on one of DarthWang's sites, I always see a ONE star by your name.

Identifying wisdumcube as part of [i]your[/i] list of cancer patients is enough evidence that you're full of crap. <br /><br />[i]LOOK AT ME, I'm Umfuld and I'm better than everyone because I have highly rated sites and everyone who doesn't is cancer.[/i]<br /><br />Have you seen wisdumcube's site ratings? How can you label him as [i]cancer[/i] when he has multiple 4.40+ rated sites with over 20,000 views? You think he got those ratings by bribing people with 5's? I highly doubt he bribed the 500-900 people who rated them. He was one of the better users. <br /><br />I could see your pattern earlier, labeling me, DarthWang, lacrossestar83...etc... as your cancer patients, since we maybe don't make the GREATEST quality sites (no straight movie rips, manatee gifs, etc), but you lost me when you added wisdumcube to this group. I think you're jealous...jealous that wisdumcube makes better sites than you do. So you throw a fit whenever he has something better to say than you do. How about just concentrating on making sites and laughing, instead of CANCER CANCER CANCER OBSESSED QUEER CANCER CANCER CANCER MY SITES WERE THE HIGHEST RATED THIS SUMMER BLAH BLAH BLAH. It's not like it's a contest where you take home a big trophy or $2 for shoveling snow out of the driveway.

Have it be known that the 40 or so comments made on here tonight stem from a site created by eightbitprodigy. It was a good site. It was well-made and it had a few harmless jokes thrown in it. It had a 4.32 rating until it was hammered by all the gr33nscr33n alts I mentioned. I don't know why he did it. It's not like he was countering anything, since eightbitprodigy, to my knowledge, has never used alts in any way. I honestly don't know how much Umfuld contributed to it, but there is a confirmed Nothingman vote within the site's comments. Here's the site where you will find blatant evidence of cheating with alts in the comments:<br /><br />[site maxdestroysytmnd:site]<br /><br />Going back a couple weeks, here's another comment page with massive amounts of cheating:<br /><br />http://ytmnd.com/sites/953046/profile<br /><br />Umfuld is simply spewing out his hate for me, calling for a ban or a deletion. And his excuse is because I'm not voting the way he thinks I should on specific sites. He can call it trolling if he wants, but there is such a thing as freedom, so he doesn't really have a case. And he complains when I bring his name up...well, you've banned him from commenting once before, so you probably know that he does this type of thing all the time too - bringing up people he hates in conversations. Me, lacrossestar83, DarthWang, wisdumcube (2008-2009 era), etc. <br /><br />Want to fix YTMND? Get rid of the alts, get a new contest started, and rejuvenate your razor with your Razor Gator.

As I said before, the quality issues arise from YTMND's userbase which, as I also stated before, is on average, quite stupid. However, there are good users in this field of shitty users. And those important users' sites do not just consist of the Moon Crew, they also include users like DarthWang, who made over 2000 quality YTMNDs, most of which are non-Moon man related. Back to my first point, nothing should be done about the shitty users. They are a part of this site. Can you imagine a YTMND without Umfuld or the 1000s of underage fools who make sites so bad that they are, in some ways, humorous? I seem to notice two main issues with you. You:<br /><br />1.Want to get rid of shitty YTMND users and sites en-mass<br />2.Mistake the Moon Crew for shitty users, and Moon man sites for shitty sites.<br /><br />The most important thing you need to fix, for both the sake of the Moon Crew and the site as a whole, is main issue number 1. Does YTMND have some problems, are some of those problems caused by its userbase, both yes, but does that mean that you should delete them all, no. Imagine these bad users as a tumor in body that is YTMND. These tumors are everywhere, they even make up half of YTMND's brain. Do you fix these tumors by cutting them out with a chainsaw? No, you would lose your medical license as the patient -- YTMND in this analogy -- would die due to a mix of health complications, such as massive blood loss. Maybe, if you investigate the tumors, you realize that they are a common occurrence in people with YTMND's body type (internet "creative" websites), and you also realize that they do not lead to death. Do these tumors cause some health issues every now and then, of course it is too be expected of these types of tumors, but overall it is better to leave them alone, as they are not the tumors that kill. Do you now see my point? Just leave the objectively shitty users and sites, and the sites and users who you personally see as shitty, alone.

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i figured someone had already polendized the face melter thing. and not just anyone, but darthwang, one the fpa's elite polendizers

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yeah, I'm with DarthWang on this one. Jorge Busch does NOT forgot Poland!

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DarthWang- Poland does NOT make it funnier. Anyone who thinks it was "cool" or "clever" to include Poland in this YTMND doesn't understand the meaning of Poland. Mainstream fads, fad compilations, and unoriginality are everything we are against! It's like if a terrorist attacked the US while carrying an American flag and singing the national anthem. dammit I've been doing this whole obscure fad thing wrong! Also... no offence DW, but that'd be incredibly kewl.

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Heil to DarthWang, my god, IM NOT WORTHY! IM NOT WORTHY!

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NOT true darthwang! I just gave him a MAKEOVER!!!!

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DID YUO KNOW THAT SQUARE WAVEZ DID NOT GAIN (NOT THE BLEACH DETERGENT, LOLOLOL) THEIR FREEDOM UNTIL DARTHWANG SIGNED TEH LEET CONTRACT TO PATENT IT.. .OLOLOLOL NOW THE SQUARE WAEVZ CAN SIT IN FRONT OF THE BUS LOLOLOL LIKE ROSA PARKSREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!1111111111111111111ONESEXCEPTFORDOWNVOATINGNONPOLANDSITES

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I was going to downvote but then I see that DarthWang fived. So I'm figuring that I'm not getting something so I'll five.

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There's a problem with this site. It's sucks...it's not because of ear-rape...it simply sucks. There is funny ear-rape, and then there is stupid ear-rape (this site and my first "lazytown" site...de la rocha...ahem). This was not an attempt at humor...it was an attempt at stupidity. If you want to make a creative ear-rape site, see blommer's YJFFTT sites or barf's epic epic epic georgie manuever manuevre manuever site. Also DarthWang sucks c*cks.

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DO NOT START ANOTHER OUTRAGEOUS FAD...Unless it mocks darthwang!

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I did not steal this from DarthWang, that is a rumor that was floated on the Internets by somebody and I refuse to play that game in order to avoid falling for that trap

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Hey DarthWang, better watch out, hes coming up on you for number of sites! Well, maybe not...

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DARTHWANGS COMMENTS ARE NOT A F*CKING COUNTING GAME YOU C*NTBAGS

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I love DarthWang. Not the persona. The person.

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DarthWang, you make YTMNDs so stupid that not even your fellow FPA members request them

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You know the front page is slow when DarthWang's sites have started to make the Up and Coming on a regular basis. Not that I have a problem with that.

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first 1 starred. DarthWang is capable of funny, but this is not it.

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DarthWang comments with every vote he make. That is why he gives the number. He isn't some coward who goes running beind alts to downvote sites. It may not be constructive, but at least you know how he voted. His vote has nothing to do with the user. SpliceVW, considering you downvote people who use the pre-loader on non-sync sites, you shouldn't complain. Because that's the stupidest reason to downvote a site.

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I think the huge amount of whining babies on ytmnd is a much bigger problem than anything DarthWang does. He doesn't always just leave a number as a comment, and even when he does do that, it's not any worse than the common "LOL" or "hahaha" comments. It states how he feels about the site.

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The problem with YTMND is that people alike to you are debating whether DarthWang's comments are constructive or not. Who the f*ck cares if he votes based on the YTMND's author? Does that stop you from enjoying said YTMND? Or as Korf41 said, does it affect the YTMND's content? He's being honest and telling people what he thinks of the particular site by downvoating it. A comment isn't an epic, people. It doesn't need to be hundreds of pages in length. LULZ GUYS U NEED 2 CHILLACKS

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Like I said, I was judging the sites by their quality/funny, NOT the user. The fourest one makes me laugh because of the way he's depicted as a little kid and the steakman one makes me laugh because that girl gets hit in the head with a spikey ball and doesn't bleed. And if anyone has ever read my comments on Poland and Khantmnd sites, well, that's why the DarthWang one isn't in my top 10. But who gives a sh*t about my opinion. You like what you like, I like what I like.

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DarthWang did not already make this site. Shut up.

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As a general rule I always find DarthWang's ytmnds to be among if not the best of the bunch