YTMND Search

90s computer ytmnd Wilford Brimley Dr Evil Gene Wilder Wonka Rosen Michael Dr Weird Face Soap Spaghetti dinner i wonder whats for twilight zone chocolate cake buzz look an alien x-files get to the chopper lite brite mothmonsterman zip it goldmember zip-it oh what a night September 1963

facesoap

Strung together in Audacity

Transcript: "Hey Demi, Moon Man here. I am reaching out to you because I just heard about your overdose and saw your face on the news for the first time. As soon as you are better, I want to lube up your chin dimple and ream it with my moon cock until I ejaculate all over your face. Get well soon."

moonmansendsdemilovatoatelepathicmessageontheastralplane

.

Facebook instituted its biggest executive shakeup in its 15-year history this week, appointing new leaders for WhatsApp, Messenger and Facebook’s core app while giving other longtime Facebook executives new responsibilities, including a new effort to tackle blockchain technology. The moves, which were announced internally to employees today, are meant to improve executive communication and user privacy, but the changes also come as Facebook contends with the backlash from the U.S. presidential election, revelations of manipulation by the Russian government and the recent Cambridge Analytica scandal. CEO Mark Zuckerberg has reorganized the social giant’s product and engineering organizations into three main divisions, including a new “Family of apps” group run by Chief Product Officer Chris Cox, the executive previously in charge of the core Facebook app. Cox will now oversee Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp and Messenger, according to multiple sources, four social apps with a combined reach of more than five billion monthly users. Facebook is also building a new team dedicated to blockchain technology. David Marcus, the executive in charge of Facebook’s standalone messaging app, Messenger, is leaving that post to run the blockchain group, these sources said. That new team will fall under one of the other three divisions, referred to as “New platforms and infra,” which will be managed by CTO Mike Schroepfer. Facebook’s AR, VR and artificial intelligence efforts will also live under Schroepfer’s division. Longtime Facebook exec Javier Olivan, the company’s VP of growth, will oversee the third division, called “Central product services,” which includes all of the shared features that operate across multiple products or apps such as ads, security and growth. Surprisingly, no one appears to be leaving Facebook. Just a lot of old faces in new places. You may have noticed from the diagram that almost all of Facebook’s top product and engineering execs are men. That’s true, though Facebook does have a number of high ranking and influential female product executives that aren’t directly involved in these changes. For example: Fidji Simo, who runs video; Deb Liu, who runs Marketplace; and Julie Zhuo, who runs design. Then, of course, there’s Sheryl Sandberg on the business side of things. The changes all come at an interesting time for Facebook and Zuckerberg, who has been openly discussing his need to take more responsibility for Facebook’s impact on the world. Zuckerberg’s New Year’s resolution was to fix Facebook, and restructuring the team is clearly part of that fix. The hope is that these new roles will keep more open lines of communication among executives without hurting the speed Facebook is known for. (“Move fast and break things,” remember?)

executiveshuffle

news

MapsUpdates provides various options for Garmin users, who want to update their Garmin Nuvi system. • Garmin nuvi 50lm • How to update Garmin gps • Garmin nuvi update • Garmin gps update If you are facing any kind of issues with your Garmin Device updates, Just call us @ +1-844-441-2440 our toll free number from any place of USA & UK.

garminexpress

MapsUpdate

Pikachu! You know that there's no one so... I choose you! There's no else that I'd rather... Have you by my side! 'N you can help me win this fight! Because we need to face the challenge that's ahead! Pikachu! You know there is no other... I choose you! Because you are my brother... In this game we play! And if we have to go all day! So w'can leave the other masters far behind! I've been training all my life! Waiting all this time... For this moment to arrive! 'N now that it's here... I don't have the fear! Cuz there's nothing left to hide! It's me and you! And there's nothing that we can't do! Cuz in the Pokémon world! Even masters hafta learn! They will always find something new! Pikachu! You know that there's no one so... I choose you! There's no else that I'd rather... Have you by my side! 'N you can help me win this fight! Because we need to face the challenge that's ahead! Pikachu! You know there is no other... I choose you! Because you are my brother... In this game we play! And if we have to go all day! So we can leave the other masters far behind! I will never doubt the dream... As long you're with me! I know we can reach the top! We're the greatest team! This game has ever seen! And we're never ever stop! Pikachu! You know you are the one! I choose you! There's no else that I'd rather... Have you by my side! 'N you can help me win this fight! Because we need to face the challenge that's ahead! Pikachu! It's you and me! I choose you! Pikachu! You and me forever! I choose you! Pikachu! You and me! I choose you

pikachuichooseyou

YouTube

The young man stepped into the hall of mirrors Where he discovered a reflection of himself Even the greatest stars discover themselves in the lookingglass Even the greatest stars discover themselves in the lookingglass Sometimes he saw his real face And sometimes a stranger at his place Even the greatest stars find their face in the looking glass Even the greatest stars find their face in the looking glass He fell in love with the image of himself and suddenly the picture was distorted Even the greatest stars dislike themselves in the looking glass Even the greatest stars dislike themselves in the looking glass He made up the person he wanted to be And changed into a new personality Even the greatest stars change themselves in the looking glass Even the greatest stars change themselves in the looking glass The artist is living in the mirror With the echoes of himself Even the greatest stars live their lives in the looking glass Even the greatest stars live their lives in the looking glass Even the greatest stars fix their face in the looking glass Even the greatest stars fix their face in the looking glass Even the greatest stars live their lives in the looking glass Even the greatest stars live their lives in the looking glass

hallofmirrors

kraftwerk

Basically just a poop of a friend who asked me to use his face for something absurd. Enjoy ;)

hippohero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dec9Jb_Ac4

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals. A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama. But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227. Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes. Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president. Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed. “This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.” Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner. It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000. With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results. Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks. Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday. Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency. But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.

godemperor

Team America, World Police

Inconsiderate juror's phone goes off informing him of a Voat 5 while the serious trial is in session. Instead of turning it off, he just decides to look like a pedo. OR..... this is the face one makes with expected reaction when one farts. OR..... <Comment with YOUR own gripping storyline!>

trYTMNDent

Comes from Trident commercial on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NeSrCsdpjU) + classic YTMND arert sound!!

Everybody get ready and get into gear, the Degrassi sensation, the one and only, The Zits are here Everybody wants something, they'll neber give up. Everybody wants something, they'll take your money and never give up. Everybody face up to the facts as they are, Dedication is hard but, you'll be somebody and you will go far. Everybody wants something, they'll never give up. Everybody wants something, they'll take your money and never give up.

everybodywantssomething

The Zits

Wake up in the morning, gotta shake the feeling, I gotta face a day of school. What's to be afraid of ? I can ask a question, or maybe even bend the rules. I'm searching for a place where I'll fit in, there's a way if I look, then I can win. Yeah I can see I'm not alone, I can face the unknown. Everybody can succeed, in yourself, you must believe, give it a try at Degrassi High.

degrassihigh

Degrassi High

お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。 I still masturbate while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face If you give no effort If you got no money Then i got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch Now thats a real education fuck books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.

ramenking

found airhorn sound on youtube

o boy i can't wait to have babies with spikes on their faces

vexyman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al_upsU5uVw

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc

The plan is simple, GAK the FOX Security guard in the face and escape just in time to join Avengers Infinity War

wolvneto

Beer Nuts

Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough". A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant. Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy. Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch. Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along. Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy. Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss.

thelastfaggot

Same

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hubacub

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bXV6HcTJkM

Our intrepid heroes one again face the life-threatening pitfalls as they travel to the darkest parts of uncharted jungle. Will they find the Black Diamond of Ix before the insidious Captain Torlock and his army of mecha-gorillas? What horrific booby traps await everyone inside King Uxshal-Uxmal's temple of blood? Will the sun disc amulet provide protection against the great serpent of Ged, as the sacred scrolls foretold? Or were the scrolls mistranslated by Professor Winthorpe on purpose? One thing is certain; time is running out!

vinsteachesthefunk

Daftendireckt Daft Punk

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

navyseal

from https://www.youtube.com/user/BruceWillakers

i had to stare at beardo's face for FIFTEEN MINUTES while making this and i dont think it was really worth it in the end

dareicar

god

What kind of a hospital is this!? ... .... ... What kind of a hospital WAS that? "This goes on for a while. Like an hour." "But I got out, right?" "Yeah... but then you got back in." "Did you get the part where I was Space Ghost, a Tribute to Freedom?" "No, we recorded over that." "What?" "I mean, I couldn't find it." "Then what was the point of sanding my face off?"

whatkindofahospitalwasthat

Space Ghost Coast to Coast Episode: Flipmode

Scald's burn chance can help patch up Tentacruel's poor Defense while also providing it with a reliable STAB attack. Toxic Spikes is useful for the passive damage it inflicts on grounded Pokemon. It's also the main reason why you would use Tentacruel over other Rapid Spin users. Toxic is a nice alternative, as it can inflict poison on Flying-type or Pokemon with Levitate, which are not affected by Toxic Spikes. Knock Off removes items from opposing Pokemon, which helps greatly when facing stall-based teams. Rapid Spin is obviously the most important move, and allows Tentacruel to support its team by removing entry hazards.

gayhoedown

FUCK

In his racist (or was it instead, or partially, sexual-insecurity based) rant, the soon-to-be former owner of the Clippers, Donald Sterling, also suggests that the nation of Israel is racist toward black people, similar to racism black people in the U.S. faced before the Civil Rights Act of 1963 was passed. I think this accusation is worth investigating, and, if true, the corrupt Israeli government MUST BE PRESSURED INTO ENSURING THAT ALL ISRAELI CITIZENS, REGARDLESS OF RACE, BE GRANTED EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO SUCCEED IN ISRAELI SOCIETY! Please also note that I am not saying that Jews are racist, but that the corrupt Israeli government has a lot to answer for, similar to other corrupt national governments like those of Uganda, Iran, and, yes, the United States of America. I'm also not denying that Sterling is a racist piece of crap because he is. But there's more going on than just his racism here. I also think Sterling leaked this himself to accelerate any sales of the Clippers so he can offload them as quick as possible to retire as quick as possible, and really does not care what the public thinks of him.

donaldsterlingisraelracism

http://613.nashownotes.com

After the Great Cleansing, Isla Portada has become almost inhospitable. Much to their dismay, the surviving residents of the flood find themselves in a dire position without a reliable home to call their own. And so, with hope and determination in their hearts, in the face of almost sheer hopelessness, they set out across the great expanse--the much fabled Great Ocean of Serendipity--in search of salvation, leaving the only home they have ever known. What lies across these waters? Does the ocean give way to a n impassable network of islands that the stormy waves cannot penetrate? Is there even an end, or are the azure waters simply the eternal backdrop of a cruel God's domain? Can they ever find a new place to call home, or has their journey at sea become their final unrelenting torment?

unchartedwaters

Dragon Roost Island (from Zelda_ Windwaker) ft. Alex Culang

sssssssss

honeyboodanse

venetian snares - labia

Moon Man is awesome!

youlooklikeanidiot

Moon Man is awesome!

Speak to the hand, cos' the face it ain't listenin'

speaktolets

Ali G

Moon Man throws your eyeballs into a river.

yourfuckingface

Niggers stink.

My girlfriend is very happy to be going back to school.

goingbacktoschool

"Mista Veri Pakinee" by Turmion Katilot

Moving forward using all my breath Making love to you was never second best I saw the world crashing all around your face Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace

ModernEnglish

╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮