?NASB - no amount of sunblock |
DstrbdPerson |
(3.00) |
1,586 |
2006-06-01 |
description:
i got sunburned badly from mowing the lawn and put a pic of me up here...then i was like wtf...i don't wanna put a real face to my name so i googled a sunburned person XD
domain:
nasb
sound origin:
dragonforce
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?Colony Drop melts all faces to look the same |
Paysleigh |
(3.00) |
1,576 |
2010-03-14 |
description:
Yay.
domain:
colonydrop
sound origin:
That same crap song
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?GOD FUCKING DAMMIT |
vivverfly |
(3.00) |
348 |
2023-01-31 |
description:
It's alright to tell me
What you think about me
I won't try to argue
Or hold it against you
I know that you're leaving
You must have your reasons
The season is calling
Your pictures are falling down
The steps that I retrace
The sad look on your face
The timing and structure
Did you hear he fucked her?
A day late, a buck short
I'm writing the report
On losing and failing
When I move, I'm flailing now
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave
We'll pretend it's okay
This charade, it won't last
When he's gone, I won't come back
And it'll happen once again
You'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And you've been here for too long
To face this on your own
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
domain:
GODFUCKINGDAMM
sound origin:
dammit by blink 182
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?ouch to the face |
kidwithhouse |
(3.00) |
801 |
2005-09-21 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
faceshot
sound origin:
unknown
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?Chuck Norris Lethal Roundhouse |
Roundhousekicker |
(3.00) |
2,086 |
2006-01-10 |
description:
Chuck Norris Lethal Roundhouse Kick to the Face!
domain:
Roundhouse
sound origin:
http://timstvshowcase.com/walker.html
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?Mario takes a nut to the face |
Mattdayo |
(3.00) |
952 |
2006-06-23 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
MarioNutToTheFace
sound origin:
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?Kiss of the DragOWNED |
Soup4Brains |
(3.00) |
1,027 |
2006-06-28 |
description:
Balls to the face lolz.
domain:
dragowned
sound origin:
Boston - Foreplay/Long Time
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?How to remember which way a swastika faces |
redfoxxx |
(3.00) |
1,548 |
2006-07-02 |
description:
way to easily remember how to distinguish between a swastika and a peace sign
domain:
swastikatrick
sound origin:
fad
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?Epic Battle Between Batman and Ebaums |
mack519 |
(3.00) |
1,644 |
2006-07-18 |
description:
Batman and Ebaums face off in a battle to end all!
domain:
batmanvsebaums
sound origin:
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?President Bush has NO CLASS |
AutisticPsycho |
(3.00) |
1,937 |
2006-07-27 |
description:
Seriously, look at the look on his face. I think he wants Merkel to have a little taste of his "weinerschinetzel" ;)
domain:
bushnoclass
sound origin:
The No Class YTMNDs
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?Jan Carreiy goes to the grand coalition but Jorge B... |
Goatseguy |
(3.00) |
1,655 |
2006-12-17 |
description:
This has been a Profeshur-Polend praduckshins vote 5 plz
domain:
polendpie
sound origin:
Theived
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?ChaCha is full of blondes :( |
noheretic |
(3.00) |
1,381 |
2007-01-04 |
description:
I go to ChaCha in hopes to find more about the band Big Dumb Face and their song, Mighty Penis Laser relying on ChaCha's pro web-surfers... But something goes wrong....
domain:
blondechacha
sound origin:
Big Dumb Face - Mighty Penis Laser
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?Cicarelli vs. YouTube = |
SirMustapha |
(3.00) |
1,918 |
2007-01-07 |
description:
After miss Brazillian supermodel woss-her-face Cicarelli had her "hawt" screwing video posted everywhere on the Internet, an EPIC legal battle ensued. And now, half of the country has no access to YouTube. Next step, ban the Internet
domain:
banyoutube
sound origin:
Pet Shop Boys: Always On My Mind / In My House
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?my kinda cash |
freestyle |
(3.00) |
1,454 |
2007-02-19 |
description:
according to the constitution you need to be dead to have your face on money and i think kenny's got that covered
domain:
kennykash
sound origin:
southpark
|
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?Peter Parker Does The Emo Hair Dance |
ThePhantomX |
(3.00) |
3,070 |
2007-05-05 |
description:
Faced with the emo hair given to him by the symbiote, Peter Parker must live with his new hair style while trying to bust to the groove. (Refresh to sync)
domain:
emohairdance
sound origin:
Simple Plan and the great folks at Flashkit
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?Chowder Teaches The Alphabet-The Letter R |
TheHappySasquatch |
(3.00) |
5,643 |
2007-12-21 |
description:
I saw this and thought: "Hmm....that letter is up to something." Especially considering Chowder's face
domain:
ChowderBrian
sound origin:
Chrono Trigger, Burn
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?Jamie Hyneman stares into your soul |
flying-spaghetti-mon |
(3.00) |
1,491 |
2008-03-16 |
description:
Yes... I know its NARVish, but with the expression on his face, it just had to be done. That and the fact that Jamie Hyneman is quite possibly the most awesome person on the face of the planet.
domain:
hynemanstaresintoyoursoul
sound origin:
Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata
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?YAGHARBBLZZ |
Polskais1 |
(3.00) |
1,156 |
2008-05-14 |
description:
Dog and sprinkler. Feel free to edit in other faces or something. I don't mind.
domain:
YAGHARBBLZZ
sound origin:
Yello - Oh Yeah
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?Disappointed chihuahua doesn't want to look ... |
MyPinkElephants |
(3.00) |
1,221 |
2010-03-01 |
description:
How could you do such a thing?
domain:
DisappointedChihuahua
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQBeyANThAQ&feature=related
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?Get in my belly! |
The-FienD |
(3.00) |
1,526 |
2011-04-15 |
description:
Some crazy ladies face who looks like she's ready to devour a nice ripe baby shopped onto the body of one Fat Bastard.
domain:
willeatbabiesforfood
sound origin:
austin powers
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?APPLE DAPPLES |
oneoneinparticular |
(3.00) |
728 |
2013-03-28 |
description:
"Are you lost?" I asked the children as they approached me through the green haze. They stepped into view; my scalp crawled. Their faces were frozen into twisted, open-mouth grins, their dry tongues red and swollen. I looked into their glassy, smiling eyes and saw to my horror that they were crying. Inhuman wails issued from their mouths as I turned and ran...
domain:
appledapples
sound origin:
LOTR
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?Chad Warden is... The Last Faggot™ |
DarthWang |
(3.00) |
2,194 |
2015-08-31 |
description:
Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough".
A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant.
Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy.
Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch.
Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along.
Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy.
Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss.
domain:
thelastfaggot
sound origin:
Same
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?Ramen King |
PH03N1X |
(3.00) |
1,107 |
2016-02-19 |
description:
お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。
I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face
If you give no effort
If you got no money
Then i got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now thats a real education fuck books
If you wanna make in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.
domain:
ramenking
sound origin:
found airhorn sound on youtube
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?(nsfw) Original Hippo Memes |
Ixodiq |
(3.00) |
1,685 |
2017-06-02 |
description:
Basically just a poop of a friend who asked me to use his face for something absurd. Enjoy ;)
domain:
hippohero
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dec9Jb_Ac4
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?(nsfw) Introduction |
malcolmtnight |
(3.00) |
1,182 |
2022-01-28 |
description:
Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio
domain:
twapt
sound origin:
"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic
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?Mario rocks to a face melter |
randomhero91 |
(2.95) |
1,519 |
2006-10-13 |
description:
mario rocks out to a face melter
domain:
mariorockinfacemelter
sound origin:
facemelter fad ytmnds
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?Get your ass to KHAAAN |
RubilacEx |
(2.94) |
1,063 |
2007-07-09 |
description:
I could have just pasted the Shatner face on each Schwarzenegger face, but I decided not to
domain:
yourkhaaan
sound origin:
-
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?SCIENCETOLOGY: 4CHAN kicks a SCIENCETO... |
Lcadwallader |
(2.91) |
631 |
2008-02-22 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
sciencetologyownedball
sound origin:
Epic
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?Supa Shoota Chinese Corgi (refresh) |
kferin |
(2.90) |
2,027 |
2006-11-18 |
description:
chinese face corgi along to rip slyme - super shooter
domain:
ripslymecorgi
sound origin:
Rip Slyme - Super Shooter
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?EBAUMS BOUGHT YTMND??? OMFG!!! |
Empty2007 |
(2.89) |
1,682 |
2006-04-01 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
YTMNDaprilFools
sound origin:
Sevendust - Face To Face
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