?Great Moments in Movie Masturbation History |
Craig23 |
(3.83) |
15,027 |
2007-09-02 |
description:
Getting caught fapping by the girl you were fapping to while wearing a stinky fast food pirate suit. Look at the expression on her face! Owned.
domain:
gmmmh
sound origin:
me plus one
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?(nsfw) WoW facehump (nsfw) |
kamesen |
(2.53) |
15,289 |
2005-10-10 |
description:
That's me getting humped in the face by my friend in World of Warcraft.
He started dancing, and I felt compelled to sit down right in front of his feverishly thrusting crotch for some reason.
domain:
wowfacehump
sound origin:
YTMND.com
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?Every time you post Teen Titans porn... |
rageagainstthemundan |
(3.57) |
15,621 |
2006-02-03 |
description:
Let's face it. There's really too much disgusting TT smut on here. Slade thought there should be an end to it.
domain:
sladekicksyourass
sound origin:
And a clip from Aftershock, part 2
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?ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP (Electoral Vo... |
madDogSoldier |
(4.16) |
16,043 |
2016-12-20 |
description:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html
Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals.
A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama.
But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227.
Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes.
Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president.
Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed.
“This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.”
Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner.
It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000.
With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results.
Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks.
Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday.
Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency.
But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.
domain:
godemperor
sound origin:
Team America, World Police
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?Helen Keller stares into your soul |
kakkak |
(3.91) |
16,234 |
2006-09-09 |
description:
helen keller stares into your soul, using a different hand picture i found, it looks like it has wawa on it
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the idea comes from a movie i saw about helen keller, she would feel your face to understand what you looked like, and yes, there is logic
domain:
hksoulstare
sound origin:
Beethoven - moonlight sonata
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?Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris vs A cat (remastered) |
SethMD |
(4.20) |
16,579 |
2011-02-21 |
description:
The ultimate trio about to face each other.
domain:
BruceChuckCat
sound origin:
hep
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?Frasier had a very bad day |
VIsraWratS |
(4.26) |
16,671 |
2008-08-30 |
description:
Frasier is upset about not having any eggs to rub his face in. This SEAOMF site is dedicated to dmaz because I've heard he likes SEAOHF.
domain:
FHAVBD
sound origin:
Frasier + edits
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?(nsfw) YOU'VE GOT CRABS! (refresh) |
sixwattbulb |
(4.04) |
16,723 |
2005-10-05 |
description:
You've got CRABS, ASS-FACE!!!!
Thanks to Clone High.
domain:
yougotcrabs
sound origin:
Clone High
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?KOENTMND: Tourettes Guy Retribution |
NiteSky |
(4.55) |
16,832 |
2010-10-30 |
description:
Danny comes face to face with the consequences of a venture from his past.
domain:
TourettesGuyRetribution
sound origin:
Spider-Man 2 - Doc Ock is Born + Clips of Dr. Billy V. Koen & Danny
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?Matlab returns, The Dark Koen battles C: KOENT... |
demsthenes |
(4.37) |
17,194 |
2006-11-09 |
description:
The dark Koen returns for his greatest battle yet...to finish C. This adventure pits him against the greatest foe the world has ever faced....MATLAB
domain:
koenbatman
sound origin:
Clip of Dr. Billy V. Koen
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?Tik Tok by Moon Man & the gang |
BigX |
(3.77) |
17,394 |
2012-02-29 |
description:
Moon Man gets his posse from the various mooniverses together for another cover, this time Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
Props to moonmanfan for the idea and farkle for help with the lyrics.
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Wake up in the morning feeling like Mike Richards,
Grab my noose, I'm out the door, I'm gonna lynch some niggers,
Before I leave, kick your cat, into a pile of tacks,
Then I'm gonna kill your grandma just so you pay inheritance tax.
Then he'll set fire to KFC, C.
And the N AA C P, P.
He's doing arsony, ny.
Milf-raping, using lava as lube, lube,
Sawing off your mother's boob, boob,
Making a vat of boiled nigger soup...
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every nigger jew and spic.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every afro wearing bitch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Well Pube Muppet is my bitch, and I'm his puppeteer,
and Sun Man's picking cotton, while Klown Face is acting queer.
Now Audrina's begging for a turn to blow my moon trumpet,
but I'm busy baking Charles' family into a crumpet.
I'm always violating civil rights, rights,
Creating a world for whites, whites,
Bitches downvote my sites, sites.
Now, now we go til max kicks us out, out,
Or til SOPA shuts it down, down,
SOPA shuts it down, down,
SOPA shut it....down.
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every, one whose name is Mitch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Some Mexicans under a bridge,
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh ol ololol oh! Oh, olololol oh!
Moon Man,
He steals your socks,
He rapes your hamster,
With his Moon Cock,
He can cure cancer.
I'll put into,
your mother's cunt,
a shopping cart,
full of angry panthers.
Moon Man,
He makes commercials,
And kills Afghanis,
If you're not careful,
He'll replace your granny.
He calls you gay,
On Groundhog Day,
And then I'll say KKKKKK!
Now the torture don't stop 'til your mother gives in,
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Your mom with an AIDs filled syringe.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, if you flinch,
He will give your nipples a pinch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
domain:
tikkktokkk
sound origin:
The multi-mooniverse
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?(nsfw) Backups are Serious Business. |
r00bix |
(4.12) |
17,451 |
2006-04-01 |
description:
Listening to this guy freak out always brings a smile to my face.
domain:
backups
sound origin:
skoopy.com
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?Tiger Handhelds Love Bell! (Updated Sound) |
Dumfist |
(3.87) |
17,809 |
2005-08-19 |
description:
I didn't bother trying to fix the face, it would have came out too distorted. The look on the guy's face is part of the humor!
domain:
tigerbell
sound origin:
My classic version of Cool Edit Pro
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?Facemelter Contest: Kramer v. Jerry |
BrokenVisage |
(4.05) |
17,898 |
2006-12-18 |
description:
Facemelter returns to its Seinfeld roots, as Kramer and Jerry 'face-off' in the opening round of this years contest.
domain:
facemeltercontest
sound origin:
Highlander
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?Destination: FACE |
El-Jay |
(4.19) |
18,034 |
2006-02-17 |
description:
A stop motion film like no other. Ok it's exactly like all the rest, if the rest are being chased by baseball bats heading to hit you in the face.
domain:
destinationface
sound origin:
DJ Bouche
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?Mii doesn't change expressions |
balkman |
(4.02) |
18,399 |
2006-11-28 |
description:
Damn kids these days only know how to make one face.
domain:
callonmii
sound origin:
Eric Prydz - Call On Me
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?George likes the bananas |
BoobonChron |
(4.36) |
21,725 |
2009-09-12 |
description:
I'll take it in my room
domain:
georgelikesthebananas
sound origin:
Daft Punk - Face To Face + bananasontheside.ytmnd.com
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?What Is Call On Me (Doesn't change facial ... |
ESpark |
(4.22) |
22,547 |
2005-10-28 |
description:
I tried to take a few of the "What is Love" gifs that didn't just replace faces, and string 'em together into something resembling the "doesn't change expressions" thing. Outcome wasn't as good as I expected, but oh well.
EDIT1: Changed the audio.
domain:
whatiscallonme
sound origin:
Eric Prydz - Call On Me
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?Shatner's Life Lesson (sync?) |
WobblesTheGoose |
(4.04) |
23,041 |
2006-07-07 |
description:
Possibly the best Shatner speech ever written. The gif was too perfect not to steal, especially the expressions on the kids face.
domain:
shatnersyourdaddy
sound origin:
Boston Legal Season 1 x 07 + Edits "Questionable Characters"
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?Microsoft messes up yet another tech demo |
insertwackynamehere |
(4.28) |
24,980 |
2006-07-29 |
description:
Microsoft's Windows Vista speech recognition tech demo messes up and embarrases the demonstrator, not unlike the infamous Windows 98 demo where the blue screen of death exploded in the demonstrators face as the audience began to laugh
domain:
win98bluescreenalloveragain
sound origin:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1123221217782777472
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?(nsfw) Lady Gaga ft. Duke Nukem |
astralvoyager |
(4.38) |
25,438 |
2011-09-22 |
description:
the moonman face YTMND was my inspiration. listen to the whole thing!
you're listening to KTIT
domain:
ladynukem
sound origin:
poker face + duke nukem + audacity
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?End of Spiderman |
Akrom |
(3.92) |
27,286 |
2008-01-17 |
description:
peter faces an epic challenge to choose between wow or his life.
domain:
spiderend
sound origin:
spiderman
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?ECW on Sci Fi |
MasterSitsu |
(4.42) |
28,193 |
2006-07-29 |
description:
Extreme Championship Wrestling is on the Sci Fi network despite having nothing to do with science fiction. Also, Riker getting punched in the face. just a quick cheap YTMND.
domain:
ecwonscifi
sound origin:
Drowning pool - Bodies (ECW theme)
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?Chuck Norris Private Lesson |
Vladicon |
(3.87) |
31,522 |
2006-01-28 |
description:
The person taking that picture died one second later from a direct roundhouse kick to the face.
domain:
privatelesson
sound origin:
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?SurvivaBall! |
lasagnabomb |
(4.24) |
32,643 |
2006-07-24 |
description:
The SurvivaBall is equipped to face any blight.
domain:
survivaball
sound origin:
Belladonnakillz- I'm craving for a raving
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?Springtime For Hitler |
gman62191 |
(3.99) |
34,126 |
2006-07-30 |
description:
lol, nazis
Changed the frown to a happy face for all of you germans out there.
domain:
springtimehitler
sound origin:
The Producers - Springtime For Hitler
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?(nsfw) Anime Boy touches a Girls Tralala at the be... |
Monikku |
(3.76) |
36,088 |
2006-05-21 |
description:
Lets face it, the beach is the one place to get your boobs grabbed. That compaired to conventions.
domain:
AnimeboygirlTralala
sound origin:
TRALALA
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?Guacamole Chip Stand. |
bettabomb |
(4.55) |
38,115 |
2009-01-13 |
description:
Inspired by fourest! (http://yesyouare.ytmnd.com/)
domain:
coughagain
sound origin:
Late Night w/ Conan O'brien 1-12-09, Daft Punk - Face To Face
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?The One King of YTMND |
Kayne |
(4.39) |
38,404 |
2006-06-15 |
description:
Just something quick I made for fun. It's not supposed to be funny or anything, was more of a test to see if I could meld faces into stone which didn't come out as well as I had hoped.
domain:
kingofytmnd
sound origin:
Howard Shore - Lord of the Rings - The Riders of Rohan
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?Mr. Sun belts out a mega face melter |
Deals |
(4.34) |
38,672 |
2006-09-22 |
description:
Mr. Sun belts out a face melter, much to the Mushroom Kingdom's dismay.
domain:
Horrificscream
sound origin:
Lost Horizon - Highlander
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