?Helen Keller stares into your soul |
kakkak |
(3.91) |
16,234 |
2006-09-09 |
description:
helen keller stares into your soul, using a different hand picture i found, it looks like it has wawa on it
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the idea comes from a movie i saw about helen keller, she would feel your face to understand what you looked like, and yes, there is logic
domain:
hksoulstare
sound origin:
Beethoven - moonlight sonata
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?ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP (Electoral Vo... |
madDogSoldier |
(4.16) |
16,043 |
2016-12-20 |
description:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html
Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals.
A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama.
But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227.
Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes.
Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president.
Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed.
“This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.”
Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner.
It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000.
With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results.
Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks.
Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday.
Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency.
But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.
domain:
godemperor
sound origin:
Team America, World Police
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?Every time you post Teen Titans porn... |
rageagainstthemundan |
(3.57) |
15,621 |
2006-02-03 |
description:
Let's face it. There's really too much disgusting TT smut on here. Slade thought there should be an end to it.
domain:
sladekicksyourass
sound origin:
And a clip from Aftershock, part 2
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?(nsfw) WoW facehump (nsfw) |
kamesen |
(2.53) |
15,289 |
2005-10-10 |
description:
That's me getting humped in the face by my friend in World of Warcraft.
He started dancing, and I felt compelled to sit down right in front of his feverishly thrusting crotch for some reason.
domain:
wowfacehump
sound origin:
YTMND.com
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?Great Moments in Movie Masturbation History |
Craig23 |
(3.83) |
15,027 |
2007-09-02 |
description:
Getting caught fapping by the girl you were fapping to while wearing a stinky fast food pirate suit. Look at the expression on her face! Owned.
domain:
gmmmh
sound origin:
me plus one
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?300 Seconds (vote 5) |
selfhatred |
(3.90) |
14,937 |
2006-12-26 |
description:
Based on the epic graphic novel by Jon Karrey, 300 seconds is a ferocious retelling of the ancient Battle of Iraq in which King Bush (George W. Bush) and 300 Polanders fought to the death against Kerry and his massive 599 US dollar army. Facing insurmount
domain:
poland300seconds
sound origin:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/300/trailer1b/
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?:) |
V1L3 |
(4.09) |
14,633 |
2008-12-01 |
description:
Taken about 10 minutes ago, in Victoria Australia. Jupiter, Venus and a crescent moon lined up to make a smiley face. :) See, world? It's not so bad. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24736610-2,00.html
domain:
spaceissmiling
sound origin:
Louis Armstrong
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?Moon Man: Pokkker Face (ft. the gang) |
BigX |
(4.09) |
13,963 |
2011-09-09 |
description:
Christ, this is horrible.
Moon Man ft. Audrina Patridge, Sun Man, Star Man, Drew the O-face Guy, Sir Charles Moonington, Pube Muppet, and Goofy Clown Face with Lady Gaga on background vocals.
(Obviously the image is not meant to sync or cover the whole song.)
domain:
pokkkerface
sound origin:
Moon Man ft. Audrina Patridge, Sun Man, Star Man, the O-face Guy, Pube Muppet, Sir Charles Moonington, Lady Gaga, and Goofy Clown Face
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?Prey spins me right round |
Katana |
(4.04) |
13,770 |
2006-06-24 |
description:
Well, I finally MP3'd the Spin music. This is pretty fun to do in the game - there's a portal that brings you a foot back and two feet to the right of where you were, facing to the left. You can watch yourself go in, and it's really fun.
domain:
preyspin
sound origin:
You Spin Me Right Round
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?Daft Punk: STFU, LOL |
MatrixxHedge |
(4.27) |
13,562 |
2007-01-09 |
description:
Dew.
domain:
daftstfu
sound origin:
Daft Punk - Face to Face
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?Seagal plays laser tag |
fearcondom |
(4.29) |
13,260 |
2011-06-13 |
description:
Sometimes a man has to shoot some kids in the face to get answers
domain:
seagaltag
sound origin:
stock
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?I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a bi... |
nickcivi |
(3.66) |
13,100 |
2005-10-01 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
moephone
sound origin:
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?Leonidas has a hidden talent... |
CausticArmadillo |
(3.91) |
12,910 |
2007-02-19 |
description:
I was going to put a tear on Persian guy's face, but couldn't be arsed.
domain:
leonidasflute
sound origin:
Mozart's The Magic Flute
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?Epic Lebowski Maneuver |
hrothmund |
(3.79) |
12,399 |
2006-06-19 |
description:
The Dude gets a coffee mug to the face
domain:
epiclebowski
sound origin:
Night Wish
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?EPIC PACARD COVERS UP UMA'S FA... |
wisdumcube |
(3.59) |
12,357 |
2007-04-25 |
description:
PACARD. Sorry to the ones who fav'd the uma site. It can be found here: umacantevenwinkinherdreams.ytmnd.com
domain:
yeahidontcarethatthisfadisdead
sound origin:
EPIC PACARD IN ACTION
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?Gob is the Rabbi Magician! (properly looped) |
fyrestorm |
(3.81) |
12,314 |
2005-08-18 |
description:
I had to. I had to put the face on there. props to Eekdacat.
domain:
jew100pennies
sound origin:
Europe - The Final Countdown
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?Picard Ends inkdrinker |
MasterSitsu |
(4.02) |
12,163 |
2006-01-03 |
description:
you all love to hate him... so here's some revenge in ytmnd form. as for me, i dont hate him at all. i dont agree with his taste that often, but oh well. thats life. as for the badly superimposed face, if you've seen his sites, you'll understand.
domain:
picardendsinkdrinker
sound origin:
Rammstein - Du Hast
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?Vin Diesel and Bruce Willis - New Movie |
DaBee |
(3.54) |
11,871 |
2005-10-06 |
description:
This face off comes to a conclusion this winter.
domain:
paladinvsshaman
sound origin:
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?King Kong vs Godzilla!!! |
GoTeamZilla |
(4.25) |
11,654 |
2006-01-24 |
description:
godzilla vs king kong. These king kong terrors will rip your face off and feed it to you through your ears.
domain:
kingandzilla
sound origin:
War
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?Familiar Faces |
gman62191 |
(3.86) |
11,438 |
2006-11-12 |
description:
Some of the familiar faces to YTMND. Made it in Flash.
domain:
familiarfaces
sound origin:
Gary Jules - Mad World
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?Kraplan's Radio Theater: Harry Potter and t... |
Arachnid |
(3.66) |
11,429 |
2007-03-06 |
description:
Harry Potter and his friends face an evil dancing Nazi crab and a crutch-eating non-Jewish salmon - will they meet their doom or defeat the vile foes? Listen to this exciting radioplay to find out.
domain:
crablan
sound origin:
Lee Kraplan's Radio Theater
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?What did the five fingers say to the face? |
DonaldMcRonald |
(3.36) |
11,368 |
2007-07-07 |
description:
You've been fingered.
domain:
fivefingersquartet
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I0qDYlfGTs
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?Cum on my face, Mr. Armstrong! |
Slickster |
(3.23) |
11,366 |
2005-06-22 |
description:
I want you to cum on my face, Mr. Armstrong.
domain:
misterarmstrong
sound origin:
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?+They Like It+ |
IkeScraper |
(4.40) |
10,848 |
2011-07-16 |
description:
bouquet to the face and keeps on smiling
domain:
greatvictory
sound origin:
The O'Jays - Love Train
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?Vin Diesel and Bruce Willis - New Movie |
DaBee |
(2.32) |
10,809 |
2005-10-06 |
description:
This face off comes to a conclusion this winter.
domain:
willisvsdiesel
sound origin:
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?NAVY SEAL |
superawesome6 |
(3.36) |
10,473 |
2015-01-27 |
description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
navyseal
sound origin:
from https://www.youtube.com/user/BruceWillakers
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?WOW RLY? (World Of Warcraft) |
RubberNinja |
(2.78) |
9,685 |
2006-04-24 |
description:
Just minding my own bussiness playing World Of Warcraft, when a familiar face came back to haunt me again. What is it with these animals and MMOs?!?
domain:
wowrlyowl
sound origin:
Not me.
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?Reagan Smash... to the Face |
nimrod82 |
(3.76) |
9,435 |
2005-09-30 |
description:
First was McD's. Now, himself. What will Reagan smash next..??
domain:
reagan-smash
sound origin:
Family Guy s05e01
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?Hello, Jerry. Hello, Newman. |
cornstalker |
(4.29) |
9,350 |
2010-09-30 |
description:
Taking a catchphrase from Seinfeld and applying it to the most appropriate faces.
domain:
jerrynewman
sound origin:
http://www.wavsource.com/tv/seinfeld2.htm
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?Stewie reacts to Brian's upside down face co... |
nuothe11th |
(3.63) |
9,072 |
2005-08-09 |
description:
For those who complain about unoriginality, go downvote the other 80% of ytmnds.
domain:
stewieshead
sound origin:
Same as above
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