IYA intro: tylersaintcool
Created on: April 28th, 2015
IYA intro: tylersaintcool
You want to know how I got these scars? My father...was...a homo...and a queer. And one night, he goes off *gayer* than usual. Mommy gets the dildo to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So...me watching, he takes the dildo to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so hetero!?" He comes at me with the dildo, "Why so hetero!?" He sticks the dildo in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that FAGGOT!"

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April 28th, 2015
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April 29th, 2015
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8.
April 29th, 2015
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Let's put a smile on that FAGGOT!
April 29th, 2015
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What does this have to do with you as a user? Are you implying that you are represented by the PSA guy with Joker makeup? Because I can't think of anything else.
April 29th, 2015
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Little over fifteen years ago, I was a graduate of Juilliard, and had an opportunity to be casted in a PSA commercial. I accepted. I was told that, it was a role to combat ignorance and bigotry. So, instead, my naivety lured me in a second-long appearance that had ruined my life. Every day since, people would recognize me, and yell out what I had said in the commercial. My wife tells me she thinks I worry too much, that I should smile more. She just wanted me to smile again. So...I take a razor in my mouth, and do *this* to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling! I [b]am[/b] the PSA Guy!
April 29th, 2015
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Wow, your'e about as old as me.

So you are actually saying that were the fat kid in that PSA?
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Just how much glue do you sniff each morning, you fucking asstard?!
May 3rd, 2015
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Still tickin', huh?
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...? You know...you remind me of my father...*grabs FormerlyFeaturedFagg by the collar and brandishes a sharpened dildo by his mouth*...I [b]*hated*[/b] my father!
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April 29th, 2015
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Stapler.
May 2nd, 2015
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Some men are awesome. Like me.
May 3rd, 2015
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Then vote 5!
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No.
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April 2nd, 2016
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again