My Turban Is Dirty?!
Created on: August 10th, 2005
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August 10th, 2005
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ROFLMAO...that was hilarious.
August 11th, 2005
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Sal the stockbroker is the man
August 11th, 2005
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LOL. Go you!
August 11th, 2005
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lmfao FIFEN
August 11th, 2005
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That is great, yet very mean.
August 11th, 2005
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LAMO!!!!!!!!!
August 11th, 2005
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http://albanakedhotxxx.ytmnd.com/
August 11th, 2005
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downgrade
August 11th, 2005
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I laughed. Good job. 4'd!
August 11th, 2005
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his responses are even better than them repeating the same thing over and over
August 11th, 2005
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Funny!
August 11th, 2005
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Lolz
August 11th, 2005
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lol, hilarious
August 11th, 2005
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LOL!!!!! f*ckEN AWESOME!
August 11th, 2005
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pornvseverythingelse.ytmnd.com
August 11th, 2005
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I lol'd.
August 11th, 2005
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good stuff
August 11th, 2005
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lol
August 11th, 2005
(0)
good stuff!
August 11th, 2005
(0)
Hilarious.
August 11th, 2005
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great.
August 11th, 2005
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5 for "f*ck you for motherf*cker" and "your MOTHER is dirty you piece of sh*t!"
August 11th, 2005
(0)
5 for daler mehndi.
August 11th, 2005
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angry arabs ftw
August 11th, 2005
(0)
LMAO LMAO YOU RULE!!!
August 11th, 2005
(0)
He had it coming. He already was cranky before the jokes.
August 11th, 2005
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f*ckin' Hillarious!
August 11th, 2005
(0)
that is delicious
August 11th, 2005
(0)
Racism is teh funnay.
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i lol'd
August 11th, 2005
(0)
5's all aorund
August 11th, 2005
(0)
lol
August 11th, 2005
(0)
awesome!
August 11th, 2005
(0)
That was great, what Radio station was that from anyway, sounded like Z100.
August 11th, 2005
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LOL!! AWESOME PHONE PRANK!
August 11th, 2005
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By the way... your picture... is that Tunak Tunak?
August 11th, 2005
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boring
August 11th, 2005
(0)
hahahahaha awesome
August 11th, 2005
(0)
myturban is.dirty!?
August 11th, 2005
(0)
That was on Howard Stern, and is a great bit
August 11th, 2005
(0)
Your mother is dirty
August 11th, 2005
(0)
ROFL
August 11th, 2005
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GG TOWEL HEAD
August 11th, 2005
(0)
hilarious, unfortunately pondscum is correct so -1
August 11th, 2005
(0)
LMAO THAT WAS AWSOME
August 11th, 2005
(0)
XD
August 11th, 2005
(0)
ROFL!! HAHA
August 11th, 2005
(0)
Kirstie Alley's career combined.
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ROFLMFAOOMP!!!!!!!XD OMG!!!!!XD THAT IS f*ckIN' AWESOME!!!!!!!XD THAT RULED!!!XD U WIN!!!!!!XD f*ck YEA!!!!!!!:DXD MY TURBAN IS DITRY!!!XD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!!XD
August 11th, 2005
(0)
f*ck the turbin heads? Grow up.
August 11th, 2005
(0)
I'm still laughing. This one is hilarious.
August 11th, 2005
(0)
OMG LIEK TEH RACISM IS 1337!!!!111Shift
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This must remain on front page for all eternity.
August 11th, 2005
(0)
YES! I knew this would be on the front page! Good job, renn.
August 11th, 2005
(0)
LMAO
August 11th, 2005
(0)
Is that Shannon Burke from Real Radio 104.1? :>
August 11th, 2005
(0)
lolz!!
August 11th, 2005
(0)
omg My friend told me before.
August 11th, 2005
(0)
-1 for bad picture, -1 for spelling subdomain wrong, +2 because it doesnt matter, 5'd
August 11th, 2005
(0)
hahaa
August 11th, 2005
(0)
Personally I think the radio got owned more. lol, dirty mom.
August 11th, 2005
(0)
that's my favorite hindu in the whole world! 5* for him.
August 11th, 2005
(0)
f*cking awesome - it's about time those packi bastards got some sh*t!!!!
August 11th, 2005
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-4 for Howard Stern.
August 11th, 2005
(0)
Racist.
August 11th, 2005
(0)
OMG.
August 11th, 2005
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Wow. Now we know why they hate US enough to become terrorists. :/
August 11th, 2005
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-2 for not giving credit to Howard Stern and ripping off that other guy
August 11th, 2005
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Why are some of you idiots calling the guy arab or a terrorist? Are you that f*cking stupid? THE PICTURE IS INDIAN, THE GUY IS INDIAN. PACKI? WTF IS A PACKI, the racist term is PAKI u stupid cracker :) this gets a 2.
August 11th, 2005
(0)
What does he say when he curses in some language in the last part?
August 11th, 2005
(0)
I didn't laugh at all.
August 11th, 2005
(0)
"When's the last time you've seen an indian terrorist anyway?" Well, not in America. Although they're quite a few who operate overseas in the India area. Every race is prone to terrorism.
August 11th, 2005
(0)
5 for Howard Stern Show bits
August 11th, 2005
(0)
LOL
August 11th, 2005
(0)
Prank phone calls for the win. XD "Is mike there?" 18/5.
August 11th, 2005
(0)
THIS f*ckING WINS!
August 11th, 2005
(0)
DAHLER MENDI THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DAHLER MENDI NO TUNAK, TUNAK OR TUN BUT IT WAS STILL OK I GIVE YOU A 3
August 11th, 2005
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dg
August 11th, 2005
(0)
sucks.
August 11th, 2005
(1)
OH NOEZ NOT TEH RACISM IT IS TEH BAD!!! Oh, boo hoo. I'm sure all the tolerant and kind-hearted people of the world combat racism by surfing cultured sites like YTMND, right? You know, in between masturbating and eating tofu. 5'D
August 11th, 2005
(0)
Yes, my penis now belongs to you. Congratulations.
August 11th, 2005
(0)
About as hilarious as any lame douchebag no talent disk jockey/radio talk show host pretending to be "funny/edgy" when they're really just being idiots. Oh wait, it is.
August 12th, 2005
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How do I like my Turban? I like my Turban DIRTY!
August 12th, 2005
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I seen an Indian guy once, he had sandals
August 12th, 2005
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that's hilarious
August 12th, 2005
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Thats soo funny, LMFAO, well done!
August 12th, 2005
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Is it me or does he say "Come again" at the end of the arabic cursing?
August 12th, 2005
(0)
racism is funny
August 12th, 2005
(0)
XD thats so wrong but still f*cking hilarious
August 12th, 2005
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We need more racist ytmnd's IMO
August 12th, 2005
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If you're racist, you're cool
August 12th, 2005
(-1)
LOL HILARIOUS SO FUNNY THEY HATE OUR FREEDOM! LOL! Racism in America is just so funny.
August 12th, 2005
(0)
Roflmao. The Mike part or whatever, I just lost it there.
August 12th, 2005
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f*ck you, you motherf*cker! CLASSIC!
August 12th, 2005
(0)
Poor taste.
August 12th, 2005
(0)
That was racist. >:-(
August 12th, 2005
(0)
FACT:Everyone single person that gave this a 1 is indian.
August 12th, 2005
(0)
so f'd up.. but soooo funnnyy...
August 12th, 2005
(0)
XD
August 12th, 2005
(1)
Hey, Khaosx2030, I'm Indian, you ignant. Also, at the end he says "thu jahannum koo ja, kamine" which is basically "go to Hell, b*tch".
August 12th, 2005
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Haha thanks guys, I did hear it on howard but it is clearly not from him. I give credit to anyone who did this (I have no clue) because it is hilarious!
October 19th, 2009
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What do you mean it's not from Howard? It's clearly Sal and Richard doing the voices.
August 12th, 2005
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Watch it all the time lol
August 12th, 2005
(0)
What the hell is wrong with you?
August 12th, 2005
(0)
lol@people who cant take a f*ckin joke
August 12th, 2005
(0)
hahahaha
August 12th, 2005
(0)
Everyone who gave this a 1 probably has an IQ over 100.
August 12th, 2005
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Yay! Awesome new look! ^^
August 12th, 2005
(0)
LOL
August 12th, 2005
(0)
my IQ is over 100, and i still give it a 5.
August 12th, 2005
(0)
5 For the picture of Daler Mendhi, who wrote the infamous Punjabi song "Tunak Tunak Tun"
August 12th, 2005
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holy sh*t instant 5/5 for diamond nights playing in the background. I didnt know anyone else in the world had heard of them /indief*ggot off
August 13th, 2005
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very dirty http://clownraveparty.ytmnd.com/
August 13th, 2005
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Hey! Again that guy from Tunak Tunak! lol!
August 13th, 2005
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URH MUTTER IS DIRTEEE YOO PECE OFF SHEET!!!!!!
August 13th, 2005
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At first, I only listened to the first part and thought that was the whole thing so overall it was pretty funny.Anyway, I'm indian too and I think he add a murjah after the thu, which all together means die and go to hell *****.
August 13th, 2005
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Laughy, laughy, laughy haha! More humor at the expense of A-rabs: http://iransucks.ytmnd.com
August 13th, 2005
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THIS WAS PLAYED ON STERN...yet this guy is getting credit for making this site? Geez, this clip is soo old.
August 13th, 2005
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I'm giving this a 5 just for all the "cultured" commenters who think that they're too refined to laugh at this. Boo ya
August 13th, 2005
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your mother is dirty
August 13th, 2005
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LOLOLOLOLOL. I've never heard this!
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my white hair is dirty *honkey* opps that came out of nowher... *honkeeeeeeey* soz wait oh no !! Honkey redneck loonatick who sucks bushes penis , go suck your american f*ggy cock , and take your skin with you you honkey *ehorrrr*
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honkey read neck , suck your cock whitey ,
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Anyone herrre a redneck hhhhhhhh-hh-h-hHonkey! , get a life you honkey cracker ,
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that isnt arabs you dumass , get a brain , or learn something you dumbwit indians and iran aint same f*cking nerds
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P.s.s They arent indians they are punjabs SToopid "
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go back to school and learn the difference between iraqi and panjabs and indians , you bloody cracker honkey peice of geoerge bush*sslicker ,
August 13th, 2005
(0)
Amazing how a terrorist knows so much about gay porn
August 13th, 2005
(0)
X FRIGGIN D
August 13th, 2005
(-1)
Racism sucks.
August 13th, 2005
(0)
White-Honkeys-Die-Now: YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY YOU PIECE OF sh*t!
August 13th, 2005
(0)
yay sikhs
August 13th, 2005
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lol
August 13th, 2005
(0)
MY TURBAN IS DIRTY?
August 13th, 2005
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Lol. Never gets old.
August 13th, 2005
(0)
Holy sh*t, Diamond Nights in the background. NICE.
August 13th, 2005
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my friend just told me he says at the end: 'your crazy you dog f*cker"
August 13th, 2005
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Ownage.
August 13th, 2005
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Racism isn't funny. That's no good!
August 13th, 2005
(0)
The picture of Daler Mehndi, an Indian pop star.
August 13th, 2005
(0)
anyone know the text translation?
August 13th, 2005
(0)
You don't know how to make a YTMND. Get off the site, plz, kthz
August 14th, 2005
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Yes, Idler, and we can see you do... Man that Cthulu one was killer
August 14th, 2005
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People, what's so racist about this?
August 14th, 2005
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vote raised to 5 for Dahler Mendhi
August 14th, 2005
(0)
finally, a traditional YTMND.
August 14th, 2005
(0)
It's only funny because the guy gets pissed off so easily =D
August 14th, 2005
(0)
XD
August 14th, 2005
(0)
Well, that was stupid.
August 14th, 2005
(0)
http://restaurantprank.ytmnd.com/ The fact that you're on the front page makes it no different. U sux dix while I fux slutz.
August 14th, 2005
(0)
5'd
August 14th, 2005
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LoL!! First, Idler you suck, all your pages where absolutly horrible and unfunny, mine is an instant classic, muhahahha. And for those that are talking smack about the other resturant prank, I didn't copy so chalk it up to my promotional and marketing sk
August 14th, 2005
(0)
That guy looks like the forklift driver where I work.
August 14th, 2005
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I enjoy your sorry attempt at at arabic.
August 15th, 2005
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Mitur Binderty YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY YOU PIECE OF sh*t
August 15th, 2005
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oups, Mitur Binesderty
August 15th, 2005
(0)
Tunak tunak tan!
August 15th, 2005
(0)
I feel bad for the guy, but its still hilarious.
August 15th, 2005
(0)
"Is your chicken fresh?" - that part gets me every time
August 15th, 2005
(-1)
What an *sshole. 1'd for the death of acceptance.
August 15th, 2005
(0)
I still fail to see how this is racist. He's just saying that his turban is dirty. Would you get offended if some black guy said your hat is dirty?
August 15th, 2005
(0)
that was f*cking hilarious
August 15th, 2005
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Haha, howard stern is the best ever.
August 15th, 2005
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http://iransucks.ytmnd.com
August 16th, 2005
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Finally, a traditional ytmnd
August 16th, 2005
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So terrible, but soo funny!
August 16th, 2005
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+5 mythical stars for Dhaler Mendi
August 16th, 2005
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wankers...
August 16th, 2005
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it was funny and i laughed... but I noticed that a lot of people that voted 5 here were just arab-haters -and i dont wanna be anything like them, so i changed my vote to a 1 :P
August 16th, 2005
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Dude, I'm not an Arab-hater but I thought this was hilarious. Any prank phone call usually is.
August 16th, 2005
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poor taste
August 16th, 2005
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The guy just seems pissed off before they even begin calling him. I love the last call where he's like ".....Mike who?...-_-" People complaining about this being racist are taking ytmnd WAY too seriously. Yeah, it's bad, but it's still funny.
August 16th, 2005
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5/5'd!!!
August 16th, 2005
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Your mother is dirty you piece of sh*t!
August 16th, 2005
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lame
August 17th, 2005
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A++. fast payment. excellent quality. will buy again. great ebayer. is this from jerky boys?
August 17th, 2005
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Good, however, ripped off of somebody else, THEY deserve the credit your getting.
August 17th, 2005
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its alright. -2 for lack of creativity
August 17th, 2005
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I AM THE f*ck.
August 17th, 2005
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LOL it's funny because it pisses people off. Or at least they pretend to be pissed off...
August 17th, 2005
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Racism isn't normally funny... but since this guy was pissed before they even called (you could tell), it was hilarious. Your mother is dirty you *******!
August 17th, 2005
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Hilarious!!!
August 18th, 2005
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That sh*t was funny. And to those of you that didn't like it, get yourselves a f*cking sense of humor! They're free you know!
August 18th, 2005
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omg that is the best prank call i have ever heard. hahahahaha
August 19th, 2005
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I think the dude on the phone might be Pakistani cuz he's speaking in Urdu. Turban wearers (like the pic of Dahler Mehendi) are Punjabi, northern India.
August 20th, 2005
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YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY, YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!
August 21st, 2005
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People, I'd just like to ask something: How is this racist? I can understand hating racist YTMNDs, and I can understand how there are many ways to laugh without racism, but how is this racist? All he's saying is that his turban is dirty. I don't know w
August 21st, 2005
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LMAO! My waffles have been thoroughly roffled!!!
August 24th, 2005
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His reactions are hilarious.
August 24th, 2005
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This isn't really racist, but anyone who thinks its funny just cos its racist can suck monkey c*nt. The part at the end isn't Arabic; it's Hindi, and he says "Die! go to hell! Scum!"
September 11th, 2005
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It's amazing what kind of bullsh*t is passed off as "entertainment" on talk radio. 3'd for the effort
September 17th, 2005
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Image should be a derty turbine camel-jockey. Paki-man is too clean looking.
September 19th, 2005
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I've heard a ton of prank calls, but I haven't laughed as insane as this one!
September 24th, 2005
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THAT WAS SO AWESOME!!!! THATS LIEK MY FAVORITE THING EV4R!!!
October 3rd, 2005
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roflsaurusrex
October 6th, 2005
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-5 for taking from Stern +3 because the bit is funny as hell, and +1 because I always hit my self when I hear it
October 13th, 2005
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Mitur Binesderty
October 27th, 2005
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Several times seeing it, and I can't stop laughing.
December 15th, 2005
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"Is your chicken fresh?" XD
January 3rd, 2006
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WIN
January 11th, 2006
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This was the first YTMND i ever viewed! I give this a 5!
May 14th, 2006
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very good and racist
June 14th, 2006
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Do you know what the guy said at the end?
June 15th, 2006
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i just love it
June 16th, 2006
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translation at http://lirama.net/song/26240/25771+25769+25770
September 25th, 2006
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July 31st, 2010
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oooooolllllllddddddddd... but still funny!