Choose Your Own Adventure Books Your Kids Shouldn't Read
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November 14th, 2005
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The funniest thing I've seen on YTMND in weeks. Thanks for making us laugh at love... again
November 14th, 2005
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Awesome. Just as good as the other one.
November 14th, 2005
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The sound wasn't looping but I fixed it. More votes!
November 14th, 2005
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haha
November 14th, 2005
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dude, i've NEVER laughed so hard at a YTMND. I mean, literally, ROFL. Victory is yours. Make sure you get some poon tonight. You DESERVE it.
November 14th, 2005
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This is a ytmnd of pure light. Pure roffleing light.
November 14th, 2005
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The Giant Albino is Crushing Your Head wins this. pics from another site, but this is an easier way to see them.
November 14th, 2005
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lmfao at hentai
November 14th, 2005
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"The secret of ninjas (they're combustible)" I laughed so hard...
November 14th, 2005
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http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2777 Even if he gave credit, this is unoriginal.
November 14th, 2005
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dude. lol
November 14th, 2005
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Shrodingers cat hahahaha that would f*ck little kids up so much
November 14th, 2005
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Hey Kid ftw
November 14th, 2005
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The funniest damned thing I've seen in a long time, I almost started crying!
November 14th, 2005
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lets turn all SA goldmines into YTMNDS! ...no
November 14th, 2005
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Ahahaha XD
November 14th, 2005
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Sooooo funny, holy sh*t... I wish it was just a little bit slower tho
November 14th, 2005
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Odd, I didn't know it was fashionable to steal from Something Awful articles again.
November 14th, 2005
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I freely admit none of these are mine. I still think they're funny and wanted to share. And I did give credit.
November 14th, 2005
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stole'd
November 15th, 2005
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Not quite as good as the original. But still, well played!
November 15th, 2005
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omg choose your own adventures pwn!!!
November 16th, 2005
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If I hadn't seen it, it's not unoriginal to me.
November 16th, 2005
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Buttf*cked by Gayzilla ftw!
November 16th, 2005
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FFS bitches, hes not stoled it he gives credit to SA.
November 16th, 2005
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Wow, I remember having a huge collection of these back in the day before console RPGs. FIVE.
November 16th, 2005
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HENTAI!
November 25th, 2005
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"Of course they gave the black kid a knife." 5'd!
January 10th, 2006
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This is pure aussm! Makes me laugh alot. 5'd
January 20th, 2006
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January 20th, 2006
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Choose your own... woah..... HAHAHAHAAHHAHH!!
January 30th, 2006
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January 30th, 2006
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Timmys first Gay bar made me ROFL
February 5th, 2006
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This sucks because it was stolen... period
May 25th, 2006
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Haha I love this.
May 28th, 2006
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Some of these are really funny. But slow it down so I can read them....
June 21st, 2006
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Thank you for this.
June 22nd, 2006
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They go by kinda fast. I wanna send this link to my parents because I know they will get a big kick out of it, but they will most likely complain that they are hard to read. Should I just send them the link to the SA page? Ya, I should probably just do that because that way they could read them and laugh at their liesure. Is that how you spell liesure? Is is I before E? Is is this one of those effed up words that has E before I like neighbor and weigh? I really did go to college, but I only learned h
July 2nd, 2006
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Just incredible. Have a 5 sir
July 19th, 2006
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Horror and Death by H.P. Lovecraft. With Cthulhu in the background. 5'd.
July 27th, 2006
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lol cyoa ftw
August 18th, 2006
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Slow it DOWN!
August 23rd, 2006
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pwn, but slow it down lolz
September 7th, 2006
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Fav'd for reasons ranging from Lovecraft, Headcrushing, and Trips Balls, to Giant Squid, Shrooms, and Gordon Freeman.
October 18th, 2006
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OMG F*CKING GOLD!
October 18th, 2006
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F*CKING WIN
October 22nd, 2006
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A lot of these are from SA, but it's still funny.
October 23rd, 2006
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Nicely done.
October 24th, 2006
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Winner!
October 24th, 2006
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Stolen >_>
October 24th, 2006
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funny, but stolen
October 24th, 2006
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I used to love those books....
October 24th, 2006
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Nostalgic and hilarious. I owe you more stars than I can grant.
October 24th, 2006
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I know, let's take another site's photo editing contest and make a slideshow out of it, that oughtta work
October 24th, 2006
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Win
October 24th, 2006
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Cited and hillarious.
October 25th, 2006
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God, those were my favorite books when I was a kid.
October 25th, 2006
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Its hillarous. Most Fhoto Shop Fridays are.
October 25th, 2006
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thanks for jacking my memories - they are much better now! u rock...
October 25th, 2006
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F*cking Hilarious!
October 26th, 2006
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Hey, I'm a computa! Stop all the downloadin'!
October 26th, 2006
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PROTIP: Stealing from SA isn't funny. Thank you Eric Bauman.
October 26th, 2006
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Oh my God that was great. Slow it down a bit.
October 26th, 2006
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fun!
October 26th, 2006
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Buttf*cked by Gayzilla and Hentai pretty much sealed this.
October 26th, 2006
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Goes by WAAAAY too f*ckin' fast. Slow down, plz?
October 26th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
October 27th, 2006
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I swear half those books had NO good endings, way back in elementary school I would flip to all the pages that said 'The End' on them, and I swear, sometimes the book just had all endings where you die, who was the sick f*ck that made those books anyway?!
October 27th, 2006
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i used to love these books. we should start making ytmnds about the books and have options.
October 27th, 2006
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Would have been much lower if you didn't give credit where it's due.
October 27th, 2006
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If I wanted to see Something Awful's content, I'd visit somethingawful.com. Cite or no cite, you're just taking their work.
October 27th, 2006
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I LOL'd
October 28th, 2006
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3'd for citeing and amusing me
October 29th, 2006
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Omg, that's some funny sh*t. I used to read those books when I was younger.
October 29th, 2006
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5 for a great goldmine + proper sources!
October 29th, 2006
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i love this ytmnd!!!
October 29th, 2006
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Dude, you are pretty much f*cked.
October 29th, 2006
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This made me really laff my favorite is Buttf*cked by Godzilla lolol and i havent heard pop con in awhile 5'd!!!!!
October 29th, 2006
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You're a fscking god, fav'd for I'm a computer.
October 29th, 2006
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You can see the somethingawful water mark in the corner...
October 29th, 2006
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slow it down. too fast
October 29th, 2006
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slow it down a bit, otherwise funny. at least you cited it.
October 29th, 2006
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haha, dangly parts
October 29th, 2006
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DAMN. That was frickin good. Good jorb!!!
October 30th, 2006
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5'd for correctly citing sources
October 30th, 2006
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Brilliant.
October 30th, 2006
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Billy Trips Balls
October 30th, 2006
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5d for being ungodly
October 31st, 2006
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oh my god thats so mean but funny
October 31st, 2006
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Hahaha! I laugh my *ss off! Call a hospital!
October 31st, 2006
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wow. I am speechless.
October 31st, 2006
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SA needs to be raped an pillaged.
October 31st, 2006
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it's not stealing if it's properly cited. Besides, if YTMND is down, one of their recommended sites is SA so this is just free advertising. Harold and Kumar did the same thing with White Castle, who promoted the movie as thanks.
November 1st, 2006
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Downvote for stealing SA pictures. . . though not all the way down for at least proper citation.
November 1st, 2006
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The Mystery of Shrooms ftw
November 1st, 2006
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5 for h.p. lovecraft-- awesome band
November 1st, 2006
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I like how you slipped Cthulhu in thar.
November 1st, 2006
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yeah this is pretty much win!
November 2nd, 2006
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HAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
November 2nd, 2006
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also, i was really into those books, e.g. insane reaction.
November 2nd, 2006
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The albino is crushing your head! BRILLIANT.
November 2nd, 2006
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gg weeeeeeeeeee
November 2nd, 2006
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Oh, God, I loved these books when I was a kid.
November 2nd, 2006
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i know these are ganked and i would've 5'd it anyway - except that there was one too many "oooh they're on drugs" jokes. it is the universal copout when mocking something weird-looking.
November 3rd, 2006
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5 n favd
November 3rd, 2006
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rofl
November 3rd, 2006
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ROFL lol, Beastie Boys
November 4th, 2006
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OMG That bwas great!
November 30th, 2006
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Anyone who understands Shrodinger's Cat will understand how funny that one really is. Two endings, LOL! Hilarious
December 20th, 2006
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It's just straight from something awful.
January 22nd, 2007
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Please slow it down a bit.
September 13th, 2007
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January 11th, 2008
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Wow, I actually read a lot of the books those covers are from.
September 24th, 2008
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I had the schivo one....trumpet of terror