Star Wars Vs. Star Trek - Who would win?
Created on: November 19th, 2005
Star Wars Vs. Star Trek  - Who would win?
The argument that never ends, Star Wars Vs. Star Trek...

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November 19th, 2005
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Obviously star trek
November 19th, 2005
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star trek would win hands down
November 19th, 2005
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Picard Song > Darth Noooo
November 19th, 2005
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KHAAAAAAAAN vs NOOOOOOOOO. I vote for the guy in black. And then I'll have sex.
November 19th, 2005
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hmm.... close one.... I say star trek wins, but Khan blows up the enterprise
November 21st, 2005
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harrison ford mark hammil chewbacca yoda vader sw
November 21st, 2005
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Lmfao... i'm with u on this one
November 21st, 2005
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Star Wars obviously wins. Come on; in Pegasus the Enterprise D can't even blast a hole in an asteroid with it's entire photon torpedo armament; in The Empire Strikes Back, Star Destroyers were vaporizing asteroids in one shot with their point defense g
November 21st, 2005
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guns. The firepower disparity is clear; there's no contest. Now then, I'll be stealing that image. :p And oned for bashing vs. debators.
November 21st, 2005
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Star Wars FTW
November 21st, 2005
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Awesome catch phrase there.
November 21st, 2005
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5'd. P.S. STAR WARS PLZKTHNX
November 21st, 2005
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The entire star wars universe vs. star trek universe... star trek = win. Borg would assimilate them all ;)
November 21st, 2005
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Bull. The Borg are idiots; they can't even beat up on the Federation. Give me one Star Destroyer and a week and I'll wipe out the Collective.
September 22nd, 2007
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wow shut up u f*ckin f*ggot, we heard you, virgin
November 21st, 2005
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During the battle of Wolf 359 the borg showed just what one cube could do to a fleet of federation ships. 14 named Fed. ships + 25 other ships engaged the borg and were crushed with almost no dmg being done to the borg cube. If I was a betting man I'd
November 21st, 2005
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put it all on the borg =) Those are the only borg I consider worth mentioning... Berman utterly decimated the borg in later years ;( DAMN YOU RICK BERMAN, YOU AND YOUR TINY LITTLE HAT.
November 21st, 2005
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I don't care for the debate, but still don't get sexed. Losar?
November 21st, 2005
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star wars
November 21st, 2005
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the power of the uss. enterprise. kahn. the federation. and all of star trek. is insignificant. to the power of the force
November 21st, 2005
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Star Wars would rape Star Trek and donkeypunch it in the process.
November 21st, 2005
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Star Wars would give Star Trek a serious molesting, beat it senseless and anal fist it before ripping out its spine a la Mortal Kombat. But my name makes it obvious which side I choose. >_>
November 21st, 2005
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What band is that music? It f*cking owns!
November 30th, 2005
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Phantom Menace Vs. The Final Frontier Thats a tuff one.
December 17th, 2005
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Thats a cool picture.
January 17th, 2006
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Brilliant, and DragonForce sealed the deal.
January 22nd, 2006
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Star Trek would f*cking pwn Star Wars because they actually have shields over there battleships. OWNED!!!
January 23rd, 2006
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star trek.
January 25th, 2006
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Picard Woud wipe the floor with vader!!!!
February 7th, 2006
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f*ck that would have been 5 if youd got the sound right
February 11th, 2006
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star trek is alot better written then star wars. george lucas himself said that star wars is for kids
February 14th, 2006
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OMG BEST BATTLE EVER! The Federation will find a way to outsmart the empire with dildos and sh*t lol
February 26th, 2006
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Star Trek. They would form an uber alliance with all the most awesome races and just completly pwn the empire.
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lol owned
March 2nd, 2006
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star trek f*cking blows ass, star wars is atleast not f*cking boring. losers
March 30th, 2006
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YaOk
April 4th, 2006
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If you're talking pure firepower, Star Wars most likely beats the pants off Star Trek. I mean, they've got Jedis, The Force, Star Destroyers, the Death Star(s)...Star Trek has the Borg, and that is pretty potent, but Voyager turned them into f***ing puss
April 4th, 2006
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pussies anyway. I still love Star Trek more though (better sci-fi). Great YTMND!
April 23rd, 2006
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with ur sister
May 1st, 2006
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star trek sux star wars pwns all
May 8th, 2006
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Some of the Star Wars Super weapons, like the eclipse, SSD+super laser+ poprtable+ pie=pwn
May 16th, 2006
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can i debate WHILE having sex?
May 18th, 2006
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__________ f*gs failing to miss the fact that they're being mocked above this line
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I just love that image.....
June 7th, 2006
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Star Wars ftw
June 13th, 2006
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you idiots, in star trek they use PHASERS a form of weapon much more advanced then LASERS which they use in star wars. In the TNG ep with the human kid who was raised by those aliens they shot lasers at the enterprise D and didn't do sh*t. Picard was like LOLZ LASERS. STAR TREK WINS!!!
June 18th, 2006
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"you idiots, in star trek they use PHASERS a form of weapon much more advanced then LASERS which they use in star wars. In the TNG ep with the human kid who was raised by those aliens they shot lasers at the enterprise" guhbuhjuh you f*cking nerd xD
June 18th, 2006
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"Picard Woud wipe the floor with vader!!!!" ok a guy with a balster vs a guy with a f*cking glowing sword....hmm Vader would slice picards balls off but I like star wars better than star trek atlest its not boring like star trek..
June 20th, 2006
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Flash, so Im a nerd, ur sitting there commenting on how vader will pwn picard. You dumb f*cking twat. Go get a girlfriend u idiot.
June 20th, 2006
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See, f*cking morons say star trek is boring, it's not all about flashy lasers and lightsabers u idiot, it's called INTELLIGENCE. THINK REAL HARD.
June 20th, 2006
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Or do things have to be exploding on screen for you every 5 seconds for you to remain interested? Ya, gtfo.
June 20th, 2006
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guhbuhjuh....I was only joking...don't be a f*cknard..
June 20th, 2006
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lol f*ck you, go watch star wars because it's got laZeRZ and A SPLOSIONS.
June 21st, 2006
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5'd for caption!!!!
June 21st, 2006
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Vader would beat picard though and claim teh internets for the empire.
June 21st, 2006
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star treak has xenu on their side
June 21st, 2006
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who cares, dragonforce owns them all!
June 22nd, 2006
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Star Wars easy
June 24th, 2006
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Star trek.
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Xenu owns all.
June 25th, 2006
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Star Wars Ya gay lords. Picard only has a gay phaiser.. whilr luke has a gay haircut.. Star Wars > Star Trek Star WARS FTW
June 27th, 2006
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Star Trek wins, though I think that the Enterprise might not do so well against the Star Destroyer per se.
June 28th, 2006
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How has your hand been these days?
June 28th, 2006
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The force>U.S.S. enterprise.
June 28th, 2006
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"10,000 Weeks in MS Paint." well... after 10 000 weeks, you need some sex.
June 29th, 2006
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+2 because people are actually debating it. Now are you having sex...
July 1st, 2006
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Star Destroyers have much better weaponry then the Enterprise, in fact Star Destroyer blasts can turn sand on a planets surface to glass.
July 1st, 2006
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Dragonforce lol
July 1st, 2006
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BRB sex
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Who needs sex when you have Star Wars...?
July 4th, 2006
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As an ambassador for the female gender, I'd just like to say, LMAO. Also, cocks.
July 5th, 2006
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also dongs
July 5th, 2006
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if i would debate i would say Q owns all, but i won't rahter have sex
July 7th, 2006
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A hearty guffaw goes out to everyone who think's they've asserted themselves as being real macho for calling everyone who knows what they're talking about here "nerds without girlfriends". Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself?
July 7th, 2006
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Star Trek. Brb sex with hand.
July 7th, 2006
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Hey! I'm a Trekkie! I should, like, be offended or something...
July 7th, 2006
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SILLY OLD MAN!
July 10th, 2006
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"Captain, they are now locking LASERS on us." "Lasers?" "Yes sir." "Lasers?"
July 11th, 2006
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as bad as asses get.
July 13th, 2006
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sex with a dog perhaps... but star wars pwns
July 16th, 2006
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SW Lasers > ST Phasers. They have so much power they're turned into solid projectiles using a mass/energy equation. ISD > Enterprise, it's a warship not a flimsy exploration craft. Also, Star Destroyers have dozens of fighter squadrons and support craft, Enterprise only has a few shuttles. The Galactic Empire has LOADS of superweapons and can easily render planets uninhabitable. Tattooine wasn't always a desert planet. Also, the Federation is a flimsy political network which may not support each other, th
July 16th, 2006
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Galactic Empire rules most of the galaxy with an iron fist, garrisons on every planet and a FREAKING HUGE FLEET in ROTJ. Jedi PWN with almost omnipenetrative lightsabers and the force. Also, Twi'Leks are hotter than Orions. Even Locutus of Borg couldn't defend against the full might of the Death Star, Death Star II, Super Star Destroyers, The Eye of Palpatine, Devastators or the Sun Crusher. And, hell, by now, the Star Wars galaxy is much more advanced, even long, long ago they had much better stuff.
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Hey, the Empire went to hell when the Emperor died. Sure, they're still around, but now, the Empire is weak and sucks ass. The Federation, despite almost getting their heads handed tothem in the Dominion War, are still top dogs in the alpha quadrant. The Federation hasn't crumbled, and is still alive, therefore Star Trek wins by default.
July 16th, 2006
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Stargate wins becuase its based in modern day, as long as its not tuesday... tuesdays arnt good for us
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+5 for text.
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It is green.
July 20th, 2006
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Is it blasphemous to enjoy both of them?
July 20th, 2006
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all the star destroyer has is laser banks, so enterprise > star destroyer. god damn, i need a life.
July 21st, 2006
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lol nerds
July 23rd, 2006
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There's already a video of this on You Tube. http://youtube.com/watch?v=hNxhrPaaCA4
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lol battlestar galatica would win
July 26th, 2006
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(Snicker)
July 28th, 2006
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5 stars for people debating in the comments
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Emporer > Picard
July 30th, 2006
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Sex ftw >_> ... and everyone knows an X-wing could take out ALL that sh*t. :P PlatinumPlatypus, Robotech wins teh internets.
July 30th, 2006
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Ill choose Star Wars while im f*cking.
July 30th, 2006
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10000 weeks=approx. 192 years
July 30th, 2006
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Star wars, FTW. Aslo... Nice photo. HAH! Not any cocks! ...Wait.
August 1st, 2006
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I like both, but I like Star Destroyers and LOVE THE ENTERPRISE!!!!
August 1st, 2006
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1 word: transporters. also "Star Wars obviously wins. Come on; in Pegasus the Enterprise D can't even blast a hole in an asteroid with it's entire photon torpedo armament; in The Empire Strikes Back, Star Destroyers were vaporizing asteroids in one shot with their point defense g" with the cloaking from the pegasus they could sneak up behind the star destroyer and kill it in one shot
August 1st, 2006
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Enterprise is a science vessel.. a Star Destroyer.. well let's just say it destroys things. Furthermore, Lord Vader finds Picard's lack of faith disturbing.
August 1st, 2006
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I've seen two links to this in two versus topics on the GameFAQs Star Wars board in this month alone...
August 2nd, 2006
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while we debate, you'll be making images and not having sex :)
August 2nd, 2006
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Star wars would win the fight but Star Trek is at least twice as awsome to me and my friends in the nerd community...
August 2nd, 2006
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Captain Jean Luc Picard U.S.S. Enterprise, sorry to say, is nothing to Star Wars.
August 5th, 2006
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5 for Dragonforce
August 5th, 2006
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omg, retards... that Star Destroyer can easily outmenuver that hunk of space trash
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Star Wars because trek is a bunch of f*ggots in f*ggoty suits with f*ggoty "omg i zapped u" guns.
August 8th, 2006
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You win man. [:
August 11th, 2006
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I think the choice is clear. Firefly. :p
August 16th, 2006
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Superbe
August 18th, 2006
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The Star Trek Universe would win, they have the Q and many other omnipotent races.
August 20th, 2006
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don't even debate you know who'd win? Mcgyver (miss spelt)
August 20th, 2006
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Funny because it's true. Would this be both the Empire and the Rebel Alliance vs. Starfleet?
August 21st, 2006
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Empire + Rebels vs. Starfleet + Klingon Empire + Romulan Empire + Borg Collective = obviously Star Trek.
August 21st, 2006
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Wow what am I even saying? The Q could blink the empire out of existence without even trying. Another point to Star Trek.
August 21st, 2006
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I cant believe some fell into the trap and started debating/arguing. >_
August 21st, 2006
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http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Essays/FiveMinutes.html
August 23rd, 2006
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"Star Trek would f*cking pwn Star Wars because they actually have shields over there battleships. OWNED!!!" *Ahem* Star wars ships have deflector shields, Which do their best to bounce incoming energy away from the ship, like tank armor against a bullet.
August 23rd, 2006
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if i had to put money on it,my cash would be on the forces of the Federation CRUSHING the Imperial forces. Sh*t a Defiant class could drop its cloaking device and with its pulse phasers,SAW,thats right,saw a StarDestoyer in HALF. NEXT!
August 31st, 2006
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StarWars, read the essay ^^^^^
August 31st, 2006
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Sex with your hand doesn't count.
September 3rd, 2006
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tough question..im kinda a fan of both so ill remain neutral while i listen to u guys ^_^.
September 3rd, 2006
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I've got to say Enterprise D, also have fun
September 4th, 2006
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STAR WARS! would win
September 4th, 2006
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Nerd sex is the best.
September 4th, 2006
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Sorry, but I have to put my dollars for Star Trek in this one. After all this is Trek versus Wars battle. All I have to say is ROMULANS. Ever see the scale of the Next Gen Romulan Warbird compared to the Galaxy Class?
September 7th, 2006
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Star Wars is in the PAST. Star Trek is in the FUTURE. Star Trek has Kirk and Picard. Star Wars has, uh, R2D2.
September 10th, 2006
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The true winner is pen fifteen.
September 16th, 2006
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Two different galaxies. :) And Trek would win, because Jedi are pussies. Also, 5 for Dragonforce.
September 16th, 2006
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September 18th, 2006
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It's a trap!!
October 2nd, 2006
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look at this: http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire
October 3rd, 2006
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Is that before or after you spent 10,000 weeks making this page?
October 3rd, 2006
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Of course Star Trek would win. Star Trek has Q. Q >>>> Star Wars.
October 4th, 2006
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Because you probably wont be.
October 4th, 2006
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LOLOLOL! I SAW THIS ON YOUTUBE! it was weird, tho. star trek ended up winnin. i had to see it since i saw this.
October 20th, 2006
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=)
December 1st, 2006
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Star Trek. in Star wars all people knew how to do was live on dusty planets with the huts, and blow up planets. Star Trek had hundreds of civilized worlds, Tons of Wars, A more feasible timeline, and plus you get to see Uhura's panties. Nuff said.
December 4th, 2006
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Dude, it's gotta be Star Wars. The Federation is not a war machine, and wants to be peaceful. The Empire is dedicated to cutting the balls off of every f*cker who gets in their way. Death Star+Death Star 2+ Han Solo+ Chewie+ Yoda+ every other thing in the Star Wars Univers VS. The Borg+Q+ ummm...nothing. STAR WARS! FOR THE EMPIRE!
December 7th, 2006
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STAR WARS ftw seriosly star wars is so much better then star trek star trek is alright but star wars is far superior mostly cause qouteing tony the tiger here its grrrrrrrrreat
December 17th, 2006
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f*ck yeah i say!
December 17th, 2006
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plus, i'd like to add that johnkimble22 is never gonna have a sex, with a man or woman, and the only way he's ever gonna have a threesome is if he mastubates with both hands.
January 12th, 2007
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LOLZ!!!!1!
January 14th, 2007
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STAR WARS would win. They have thousands of ISD's, two death stars, 7 super star destroyers, lightsabers, the force, jedis and sith, and not to mention the entire rebel fleet, the Sun scorcher, the star forge, the republic fleet, the sith fleet, oh and HAN SOLO. While Star Trek has the enterprise, the borgs, and phasers. Also, the Empire is a war machine while the federation is a loose and peaceful affiliation of planets. and star trek is boring.STAR WARS>STAR TREK> PWN'D
February 21st, 2007
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Lol I love how all the comments are about either "OMG Star Wars has Jedis lightsabers and cooler toys" or "Trek would make the uber alliance" or "Lasers < Phasers"... It is green.
February 23rd, 2007
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March 13th, 2007
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http://www.st-v-sw.net/STSWhi2.html Personally, I think Trek would win. Enterprise comes in at Warp 9 (FTL travel FTW!), drops out of warp long enough to deposit, via transporter, a few photon torpedoes in the main reactor/engine/whatever of whatever Empire ship they're attacking, and blast off at Warp 9 before they blow. The only thing preventing them from doing that regularly is the development of shield technology as an effective barrier to transporters. Oh, and antimatter mines FTW.
March 17th, 2007
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Star Trek Wins.
April 28th, 2007
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One who spends 10,000 weeks in MS paint shall not be having much sex.
May 12th, 2007
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The Enterprise is faster than even the Millennium Falcon at warp speed, ergo, if tactically maneuvered properly, the Enterprise could defeat anything that the Star Wars universe throws at it.
May 17th, 2007
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I can't beleive im actually debating this... You all are fools. I like both Wars and Trek, but seriously... the Enterprise could not even scratch the paint on a Star Destroyer. A photon torpedo, at BEST, does about as much damage as a concussion missile, which a ISD can take 100 or so of. Not to mention the fact that the Death Star can destroy an entire planet in one shot - nothing in the Trek arsenal comes close to that kind of firepower. Theres also simply the sheer numbers of over a thousand
May 17th, 2007
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Destroyers. Plus, a Jedi could easily influence a tactical genius like Picard into making a stupid call. There is simply no contest barring any involvement from the Q, which would never agree to destroying the Empire as it would make everything 'uninteresting'. You all lose. Good day sir.
November 13th, 2007
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Picard's stupid call would be reviving Khan. Kirk would thus come up from the grave, release his anger by yelling, "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!" which would shake up and destroy the Empire and the Feds.
May 26th, 2007
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FEDERATION!!!111 o.0 (star trek would win)
July 27th, 2007
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Species 8472 for the win
August 28th, 2007
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Star wars made more money... they have the power.
February 28th, 2008
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Thats not a moon!!!!1111oneoneone
July 17th, 2009
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lol @ all the people who've stolen the image and added the caption to it since I made this.
August 11th, 2009
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Chuck Norris
February 13th, 2012
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I'll be bangin my wife wearing vader mask and a redsuit. "star treks better, ehhhhahhhhooooop"
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