Peta People Smart!
Created on: December 3rd, 2005
Peta People Smart!
Me reading an actual letter to the original owners of peta.org. Incidentally, acronym was for People Eating Tasty Animals- Letter read by Dave ( drxgv.drxgv@gmail.com )

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December 3rd, 2005
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If that's you speaking, you have EXPERTLY read this letter. I especially loved the correct reading of the mis-spellings like "Com-eh-fort you". This is awesome.
December 3rd, 2005
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I wish I could send you money for this. It was beautiful.
December 3rd, 2005
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ah, the persuasive argumentation of 12-year-olds...
December 3rd, 2005
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Yes, if the audio is yours, then you may want to get into voice acting. Union Rate = @$782.00 per hour.
December 3rd, 2005
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Hahaha, yeah its my voice. When I read the letter, I felt that the best possible voice to read was the crazy screamer.
December 4th, 2005
(1)
it sounded half crazy screamer, half black preacher man. Whichever way, it was awesome :D
December 4th, 2005
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Thats too damn funny! COMEFORT!
December 4th, 2005
(1)
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Ultamatom ftw
December 4th, 2005
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What's this . . . person writing to you about (what site, as it's addressed TO peta)?? hilarious though
December 4th, 2005
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This further proves my theory that anyone who joins peta has to be an idiot to have such strong morals.
December 4th, 2005
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the sound made it awesome
December 4th, 2005
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My god. I can't stop laughing. Please make more.
December 4th, 2005
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Animals have done so much for us. Sleeping with us, for example. Wait...
December 4th, 2005
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at first i thought it was gay but after reading and listening for a minute i started to crack a smile so you get a 2
December 4th, 2005
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animals do such good things for us example-a nice breakfast of bacon and sausage is always good great ytmnd, i just think you should just get rid of the "mothaf*cka" at the end. imo
December 4th, 2005
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IM SORRAH I HAVE TO BE SO HASH, BUT I CRIED LIKE A NEWBOHN BAYBEE WHEN I SAW YO PAGE.
December 4th, 2005
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you win 38 internets. comefort!
December 4th, 2005
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To the person who was questioning who the email was to: I looked at the site, and the old domain name was peta.org (People eating tasty animals) so yeah. They switched over to a new domain.
December 4th, 2005
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Love the voice over of it, that made it awesome! "So return the favor, mutha fukka!" XD
December 4th, 2005
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Win.
December 4th, 2005
(0)
This is just godly.
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Bwahaha.
December 4th, 2005
(0)
idoddonfogfellatiomfertd
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Peta is the sux. :( That was great, 5'd.
December 4th, 2005
(0)
I cried like a newborn baby when I saw this... because I was laughing so hard.
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Voice = 5
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Ahahaha.
December 4th, 2005
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LMAO. So freakin funny.
December 4th, 2005
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Ok yeah, yeah, that was the greatest ever and all, but you effed up "just I." U EFFED UP
December 4th, 2005
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lmfao @ the "motherf*cker" at the end. you rule.
December 4th, 2005
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Spellchecker is your friend
December 4th, 2005
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December 4th, 2005
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"I am refering to a dog." Not just dogs in general, but a dog. Rofl.
December 4th, 2005
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I'LL LEAVE THAT TO THE UNABOMBER
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Win!
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Damn...You sound like Adam Sandler.
December 4th, 2005
(1)
I HAPPEN TO BE A VEGITARION
December 4th, 2005
(0)
POST THE PART WITH THE 12 YEAR OLD IN IT, PLOX
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Best. Voiceover. Ever.
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Haha awwesome
December 4th, 2005
(0)
I ususally can't stand YTMND's where the person records their own voice, but this wins.
December 4th, 2005
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Seriously, that's up there with NSMB for best user-read YTMND. Like the guy above said, get into voice acting. NOW.
December 4th, 2005
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peta is teh smart. lol
December 4th, 2005
(-1)
this is funny? no
December 4th, 2005
(-1)
HOLY f*ck that was awesome. f*ck people from the south who can't talk or spell
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Logged in to vote 5.
December 4th, 2005
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here's the part he cut off: THANK YOU FOR READING THIS LETTER, (male name withheld) (AGE 12)
December 4th, 2005
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lool
December 4th, 2005
(0)
XD YOU WIN!
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Best YTMND I've seen in a while by far. You get a 5 from me, if 10 was possible you'd sure as hell get that.:P You win.
December 4th, 2005
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had to log in for this lolz the voice is just so funny =P
December 4th, 2005
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that was fan-f*ckin-tastic :P
December 4th, 2005
(0)
wow, that's actually really funny.
December 4th, 2005
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I feel like I should go back and give 4's to everything I've ever given a 5 too... To give any other ytmnd a 5 would be saying it's as good as this one, which it isn't.
December 4th, 2005
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Not only is this real, but you are a wonderful voice actor and did not ruin the entire joke with your URL
December 4th, 2005
(0)
teh win
December 4th, 2005
(0)
please voice more ytmnds in the future. this was awesome.
December 4th, 2005
(0)
THE SLEPET WITH ME
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Cant give a 5 cause it makes me give a 0 instead so 4'd!!! AWESOME I laughed and cried.
December 4th, 2005
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The voice was the best part logged in just to five the NEW BORN BABY
December 4th, 2005
(0)
I logged in to five this
December 4th, 2005
(0)
More than 9 and a half years old... BUT STILL 5-WORTHY
December 4th, 2005
(0)
I am willing to offer you a $50,000/year job with benefits if that is you speaking.
December 4th, 2005
(-2)
lawl @ 1996 fools
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Ohhhh my God. Do more. DO MORE. This is honestly the funniest sh*t ever. VEGETARIAN. ULTAMATOM. COMEFORT. HE IS IN JAAAAIIIL. How about reading some YTMND comments?
December 4th, 2005
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Com-e-fort me! I'm dying! XD
December 4th, 2005
(0)
best audio EVER
December 4th, 2005
(0)
lololololololol
December 4th, 2005
(0)
not quite sure why this made me lmfao... 5d though lol i cant stop watching it.
December 4th, 2005
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Win.
December 4th, 2005
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rofl, PETA=pwnt
December 4th, 2005
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This is one of those rare time when using your own voice is funny.
December 4th, 2005
(-2)
This has a 5. However, minus 1 point for the "MOTHAf*ckA" at the end. And minus 1 again for an annoying voice.
November 13th, 2008
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no u
December 4th, 2005
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For this, I am eating all meat for the next week.
December 4th, 2005
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It's like, a work of art..! xD
December 4th, 2005
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Ditch this website and go join the Saturday Night Live cast!
December 4th, 2005
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seriously, excellent voice work. this isn't all that funny, though.
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Zero Stars?? WTF
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Even though peta is satan spawn, this is a retarded ytmnd.
December 4th, 2005
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That was the best laugh I've gotten off of ytmnd.com in a long time. Great job.
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Your interpretation of this was amazing. A++++ would listen again.
December 4th, 2005
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+4 just for COMEFORT
December 4th, 2005
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ahahaha, ultamatom
December 4th, 2005
(0)
+20 for COMEFORT!
December 4th, 2005
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could i get that audio for my ipod? zeromatto@aol.com ...unless you are in jail and you can't send anything:(
December 4th, 2005
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instant classic. you should do some more pages with that voice.
December 4th, 2005
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much love.
December 4th, 2005
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lol
December 4th, 2005
(0)
in JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLE
December 4th, 2005
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I love the "MOTHERf*ckER!" at the end.
December 4th, 2005
(-1)
i swear at times you sounded just like mitch hedburg RIP
December 4th, 2005
(0)
Reminds me of eddie murphy acting like bill cosby 5 stars
December 4th, 2005
(0)
yeah it does sound like Mitch Hedberg. 5/5 still
December 4th, 2005
(0)
LOLOL
December 4th, 2005
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LOLOL ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM
December 4th, 2005
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Nice! I want you to read all my e-mail.
December 4th, 2005
(0)
omfg, great voice over!! rofl!!!!
December 4th, 2005
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Ahahahaha. ULTOMATOM and COMEFORT are GOLD. 5'd.
December 4th, 2005
(-1)
"If that's you speaking, you have EXPERTLY read this letter. I especially loved the correct reading of the mis-spellings like "Com-eh-fort you". This is awesome." Not quite.. -1 star for saying "I just" instead of "Just I"
December 4th, 2005
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brilliant
December 4th, 2005
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Absolutely hilarious with that sound clip playing!
December 4th, 2005
(0)
seriously good read on this one
December 4th, 2005
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Yesyesyesyesyes.
December 4th, 2005
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"I AM REFERING TO A DOG." Is great. And the whole unibomber thing is so out of left field.
December 4th, 2005
(0)
ZOMG, thats a good one, havent laaughed at one like that in quite sometime
December 5th, 2005
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literal lol earns 5 stars
December 5th, 2005
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LoL, it was a 12-year-old though. Hilarious reading.
December 5th, 2005
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LMAO f*ck peta. nothing but f*cking idiots
December 5th, 2005
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I'll leave dat to da Unabomber!
December 5th, 2005
(0)
Sounded like Eddie Murphy at the beginning. +2 for that.
December 5th, 2005
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And +1 for the mispellings. "The love and...offection".
December 5th, 2005
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Holy sh*t. Your voice...it's like the incredible marriage between Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, and Mitch Hedberg. Marry me?
December 5th, 2005
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http://mtd.com/tasty/#meat The website in question?
December 5th, 2005
(0)
I just registered to give this man a 5, and he rightfully deserved it. Classic.
December 5th, 2005
(1)
There should be PayPal links on these things. This would be the first one I would send money to. Outstanding.
December 5th, 2005
(0)
Awesome!!!
December 5th, 2005
(0)
When it got to the end I laughes so hard I spit my dolphin laden tuna sandwich at my screen and even managed to get some on my fur coat. Yeah look into voice acting.
December 5th, 2005
(0)
This is better than "Five Pounds and Seventy-One Pennies." And that's a classic. Five'd.
December 5th, 2005
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I HAVVE TOO GIVVE THISS A FIVVE! ULTAMATOM!!
December 5th, 2005
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Sound = Win. That was awesome. thanks for that. :D
December 5th, 2005
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hahahahahahahah
December 5th, 2005
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Amazing...absolutely amazing...freakin' 12-year-olds.
December 5th, 2005
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you make my freakin day wow you rule!
December 5th, 2005
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Geniusness
December 5th, 2005
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registered just to 5 this. one of the best ytmnd's ever. ULTAMATON
December 5th, 2005
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rofl that's awesome. DO MORE.
December 5th, 2005
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This is fad worthy.
December 5th, 2005
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5'd for awesomeness. Great job on the voiceover, I hope you do more.
December 5th, 2005
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Wow, you sound like a black adam sandler..lol.
December 5th, 2005
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ultamatom!!!!! BRILLIANT enunciation!
December 5th, 2005
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"i cried like a new born baby" - omgrofl, writing talent + voice talent = 5/5
December 5th, 2005
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WIN
December 5th, 2005
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HAHAHAHA oh god that was so funny.. "Ul tama tom"
December 5th, 2005
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i would have youre babies.
December 5th, 2005
(0)
Wait...so black people make ytmnd's?
December 5th, 2005
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I love you. the sound. just amazing. 5555555555555
December 5th, 2005
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OR AN ULTAMATOM!!!!!! CLASSIC!
December 5th, 2005
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rofl@sound
December 5th, 2005
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Roffle
December 5th, 2005
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lol good voiceover man.
December 5th, 2005
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Perfect. I really, really, really, really hope no one tries to do a lame spoof of this.
December 5th, 2005
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Rofl. only word to describe it.
December 5th, 2005
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LOL!!!!!!!! YTMND BETTER KEEP THIS IN TOP 15 OR ELSE! AND NO THAT IS NOT A THREAT OR AN ULTAMATOM! +5
December 5th, 2005
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You should send this to Maddox.
December 5th, 2005
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Ultamatom rofl. That sounded so black.
December 5th, 2005
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lmfao.. ultamatom...
December 5th, 2005
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ULTAMATON lols.
December 5th, 2005
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ul tom a tom?
December 5th, 2005
(0)
F'n hilarious.
December 5th, 2005
(0)
Damn, I can't stop watching this. Your voice-acting skillz totally make this site. You should do more voice-overs, it's hilarious.
December 5th, 2005
(0)
So good!
December 5th, 2005
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I happen to be a...vegeTArion :D
December 5th, 2005
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Dude, what was the page you had up to piss this guy off so much?
December 5th, 2005
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Hillarious.
December 5th, 2005
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THEYVE SLEPET WITH YOU
December 5th, 2005
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Circle definitely gets the square here... Only ytmnd that uses a microphone and doesn't suck
December 5th, 2005
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I HAPPEN TO BE A VEGETARION I SAY PETA = DUM
December 5th, 2005
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Has to be the most retarded 12 year old I've ever heard of.
December 5th, 2005
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envy
December 5th, 2005
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I made an account here just so I could tell you I love you.
December 5th, 2005
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What a smart 12-year-old. "I AM REFFERRING TO A DOG" Yeah, well I don't eat DOGS. I eat cows and such. They haven't given me sh*t so I don't owe them. This kid was probably brainwashed by communist-vegan-hippie-robots to defend animals even though he
December 5th, 2005
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has no idea what he's talking about (and use caps lock a lot and make 17 typos per sentence).
December 5th, 2005
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woot
December 5th, 2005
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THEYVE SLEPET IN YOUR BED WITH YOU ...really? O_o
December 5th, 2005
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lolololololololololol
December 5th, 2005
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drxgv, you are f*cking winner of the interwebotron.
December 5th, 2005
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The muthaf*cka at the end is a nice touch. Muthaf*cka
December 5th, 2005
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I can't think of any way in which this letter can be interpreted any more expertly. Excellent job!
December 5th, 2005
(0)
Heelarious Reading
December 5th, 2005
(0)
holy sh*t... I lol'd
December 5th, 2005
(0)
hahahaha
December 5th, 2005
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1 point for such a clear illustration of how stupid vegetarians are but not really all that funny.
December 5th, 2005
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I can't figure out what the voice sounds like. It kinda reminds me of a mixture of Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy, both trying to sound like a total idiot... but there's a little bit of Timmy from South Park in the "VEGATARION" part. Whatever it is, it
December 5th, 2005
(0)
*it's COMEDY GOLD. We demand more.
December 5th, 2005
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Classic voiceover and making fun of illiterate dumbasses makes you a winner in life! Thanks for playing!
December 5th, 2005
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5 for audio. Get yourself into a voice-over booth NOW.
December 5th, 2005
(0)
Voice Over All The Better! Rawesome! (Kill all animals)
December 5th, 2005
(0)
Amazing, and I didn't even have to read :P
December 5th, 2005
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lmao
December 5th, 2005
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I thought it was a screamer at first because of the quiet volume, but I give you a 5 now :D
December 5th, 2005
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I registered at this site just to give this one a five.
December 5th, 2005
(0)
I'm a vegitarion?
December 5th, 2005
(0)
5. Motherf*cker.
December 5th, 2005
(0)
haha i love it
December 5th, 2005
(0)
XD
December 5th, 2005
(0)
PETA sucks. I love animals and they scare the sh*t out of me.
December 5th, 2005
(0)
Great reading lol
December 5th, 2005
(0)
I logged on, because this deserves a 5. This made my day.
December 5th, 2005
(0)
sooo good, i was laughing my*ssoff
December 5th, 2005
(0)
That was so awesome.
December 5th, 2005
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I don't know why you read the "Just I" part correctly. You should have said "Just I" instead of I just. Great great ytmnd though, even though I am vegan.
December 5th, 2005
(0)
ROFL
December 5th, 2005
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"I logged on, because this deserves a 5. This made my day." Shouldn't you have given it a 5 then?
December 5th, 2005
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rofl @ com-a-fort you!
December 5th, 2005
(0)
(I AM REFERRING TO A DOG)
December 5th, 2005
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LOL 5 all the way now retuine the fayvuh...muddahfukah
December 5th, 2005
(0)
This wins. The voice acting is great, and I love how you left every misspelling in your pronounciation. I also believe wholehearedly that this illustrates very well what the "animal rights activists" act like to anyone who doesn't agree with them.
December 5th, 2005
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*wholeheartedly. Oh, and for all you vegetarians out there who want to tear my head off for my beliefs, for every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three.
December 5th, 2005
(0)
lmao, that was good.
December 5th, 2005
(0)
awesome
December 5th, 2005
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rofld times 10
December 5th, 2005
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(I AM REFERING TO A DOG)
December 5th, 2005
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Lmao. Best YTMND in awhile. Logged in to 5; KUDOS TO YOU
December 5th, 2005
(0)
You ARE the man now, dog. 5+
December 5th, 2005
(0)
Five stars isn't enough to rate this.
December 5th, 2005
(0)
ROFL - 5'd
December 5th, 2005
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Wow, not many YTMNDs actually make me laugh. But this one made me laugh.
December 5th, 2005
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this rules. this wins so so goddamned much.
December 5th, 2005
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AAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAAAAAH! That was great, dude. XD
December 5th, 2005
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Ul-tom-a-tom. lol.
December 5th, 2005
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December 5th, 2005
(0)
Very South Parkish...
December 5th, 2005
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that is f*ckin funny tooo!! o gosh
December 5th, 2005
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5 for superior sound.
December 5th, 2005
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Hilarious, 10/10.
December 5th, 2005
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Eddie? Eddie Murphy!? HOLY MONKEYS! Eddie Murphy made a YTMND!!
December 5th, 2005
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You're the man now, animal! (I am referring to a dog!)
December 5th, 2005
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I like how he says that he's not threatening you and then he threatens to send the Unabomber. What a tard.
December 5th, 2005
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omfg...5
December 5th, 2005
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haha! this just proves my belief that vegans arent more moral... they're just too stupid to eat food that moves
December 5th, 2005
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I laughed so hard...
December 5th, 2005
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Wow, for once, the voice over actually HELPS.
December 5th, 2005
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teehee
December 5th, 2005
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I lol'd at "COMEFORT"
December 5th, 2005
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I'M SORRY THAT I HAVE TO BE SO HARSH BUT YOUR MOCKING OF THAT INNOCENT PETA MEMBER WAS UNJUST AND UN-CALLED FOR, YOU ARE A VERY BAD PERSON AND DESERVED TO BE UNIBOMBED!!!! NO, wait, the other thing, give this guy a f*cking medal.
December 5th, 2005
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YOUR THE BEST AROUND!
December 5th, 2005
(0)
This. Wins. Making fun of PETA f*cktards FTW!!!!!
December 5th, 2005
(0)
stupid n****r
December 5th, 2005
(0)
The letter makes it funny, the reading makes it fantastic
December 5th, 2005
(0)
file under glorious!
December 5th, 2005
(0)
he is in JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
December 5th, 2005
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I laughed my*ssoff... whoops, I mean, LMAO
December 5th, 2005
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BWA-HA-HAAAA
December 5th, 2005
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I subscribed an account just to tell you how f*cking funny this is.
December 5th, 2005
(0)
Practice your character a little and consider a career in voice acting
December 5th, 2005
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I happen to be a vegetareeon!
December 5th, 2005
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5 for audio!
December 5th, 2005
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You're The Man NOW Dog!!!! That was awesome!
December 5th, 2005
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I'm serious when I say this is the funniest YTMND I've ever seen. Comefort made me lose my breath from laughter.
December 5th, 2005
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...MUTHAf*ckA!
December 5th, 2005
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God I love listening to people read these type of things.
December 6th, 2005
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This deserves the hall of fame.
December 6th, 2005
(0)
f*ck hippies!
December 6th, 2005
(0)
Hillarious!
December 6th, 2005
(0)
awsome reading
December 6th, 2005
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SORREH FOR BEING SO HARS BUT I HAVE TO FIVE THISE.
December 6th, 2005
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Just as good as the Letters From the Internet. :D Well, could've used the flash animation, but still.. very nice.
December 6th, 2005
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MAKE MORE NOW
December 6th, 2005
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Win win win
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