OMG, Secret Atheist Conspiracy!!
Created on: December 26th, 2005
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A secret atheist conspiracy is uncovered!

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December 26th, 2005
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lol blinking nieztche
March 16th, 2006
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TO THE TOP 15 WITH THIS . and i also am the one who 5 the What Is What Time Is Love? that made me laugh like if it were the original but awsome lol
March 17th, 2006
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5'd for old school nin
March 19th, 2006
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Insta-5 for blinking Nietzsche
March 22nd, 2006
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This really should be a fad.
April 23rd, 2006
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nietzsche is approximately equal to hitler, good enough for me
April 24th, 2006
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PS thanks for the vote earlier on the luda/shakespeare site, you're right about the styles but I think that convo I chose actually fit the description of prose, but even if not, it got the point across (:(:|)
April 24th, 2006
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(orangutan smiley)
April 26th, 2006
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I am athesit,and you have offended me!I WILL FIVEN IN RETALIATION!!! 5/5
May 1st, 2006
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this is part of the attack on Christians, all 80% of them. also, the nietzsche blink was outstanding.
May 12th, 2006
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blinking nietzsche + nin = favorite
May 14th, 2006
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thats gay do u know what separation of church and state is? they CANT say merry christmas u dumbass
May 21st, 2006
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lol
July 12th, 2006
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Political correctness is brilliant! My family no longer has 'christmas' - the more atheist thing to do is to celebrate Winterval, the Winter Interval :D
July 14th, 2006
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> thats gay do u know what > separation of church and state > is? they CANT say > merry christmas u dumbass If only that were true :(
July 17th, 2006
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wow, im surprised by bush hes not shoving a christain theocracy? O_O
August 20th, 2006
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You shoulda used Penn and Teller. They're bigger atheists
August 27th, 2006
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I picked Nietzsche (who said "God is Dead") + NIN because it is too good a combination to pass off, not because I like (or understand) Nietzsche's writings. "Heresy" wasn't even the best song on The Downward Spiral.
August 30th, 2006
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no one cares
December 11th, 2006
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That must have been right before they took the "Happy Holidays is liberal slang for 'Christianity sucks'" position.
December 11th, 2006
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i dont get it?
December 11th, 2006
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Why do the Republicans hate Jesus?
December 11th, 2006
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In after f*ggot Gantz
December 11th, 2006
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"Happy Holidays" is PC. Doesn't mean their atheist. If they were atheist I don't think there would be a holiday.
December 11th, 2006
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They're the ones making a big deal about the "War on Christmas"... normally a MS red paint site would get lower than a 1 but MAN this is actually hilarious. Good find.
December 11th, 2006
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lame
December 11th, 2006
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LOL WTF not even the GOP?
December 11th, 2006
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5 for Blitzkreig on Grinchitude
December 11th, 2006
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Eh, I liked this better when it was underground.
December 11th, 2006
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Not an atheist conspiracy, it's a recognition by the government that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster should be our offical winter holiday(considering it's actually called 'Holiday').
December 11th, 2006
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And, right under it, in the latest headlines, it says "Christmas 2005". Nice try tho. Four since it made me laugh for a second anyway.
December 11th, 2006
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1'd
December 11th, 2006
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ARGH. I hate when people say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". Making things neutral doesn't make people of other religions all happy, it just makes people of all religions pissed. Atheists who do things for the holidays shouldn't care, and atheists who don't do anything for the holidays have no right to care. Tolerance will help us overcome racism, not neutrality. If someone said, "Happy Chanukah" to me, I wouldn't care, so why does everyone freak out when someone says "Merry Christmas"?
December 11th, 2006
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4'd for teaching me about the secret atheism plot to destroy all religion.
December 11th, 2006
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Mery Chrismachanaquanzasolisticas to you, friend!
December 11th, 2006
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More like secret Illuminati Xmas tree!
December 11th, 2006
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I'm an atheist and I like a party and a big dinner as much as the next man, and I like christmas, it's great fun, like halloween.
December 11th, 2006
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hail athiesm and free thinking!
December 11th, 2006
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moral majority, ftw.
December 11th, 2006
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ARGH. I hate when people say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". Making things neutral doesn't make people of other religions all happy, it just makes people of all religions pissed. Atheists who do things for the holidays shouldn't care, and atheists who don't do anything for the holidays have no right to care. Tolerance will help us overcome racism, not neutrality. If someone said, "Happy Chanukah" to me, I wouldn't care, so why does everyone freak out when someone says "Merry Christmas"?
December 11th, 2006
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just awesome. 5'd.
December 11th, 2006
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laaaawl. I'm an atheist, and I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE! Love it ^^
December 11th, 2006
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Although i'm Christian, I see no reason why atheist complain about Merry Christmas? I mean the name has been with us so long. It doesn't imply at all that you are Christian. Just my 2 cents
December 11th, 2006
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So many contradictions in the people of the US of A. People have freedom of speech, yet they want this political correctness or censorship. You cant have one without violating the other. This censorship also breaks the right of religious freedom. Saying merry christmas isnt pushing ones beliefs on an other, its more of a compliment from one person to another. Those who get pissed off about it need to quit being a duche, and get the sand out of their vagina. Say what ever feels natural.
December 11th, 2006
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Atheist? what's atheist about it? it's politically correct, agnostic at most.
December 11th, 2006
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you forgot poland
December 11th, 2006
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5ed for spelling Nietzsche correctly. His moustache is hypnotic.
December 11th, 2006
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Athiests like Christmas
December 11th, 2006
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"thats gay do u know what separation of church and state is? they CANT say merry christmas u dumbass" The RNC is not a government institution, it's a political organization. They could say whatever they wanted to on their website (which is, coincidentally, .com instead of .gov, DOY!) This whole War on Christmas bullsh*t is just something Bill O'Reilly and John Gibson cooked up; conservatives in government have got bigger fish to fry... like.... flag burners..... and gays........
December 11th, 2006
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lol, nietzsche
December 11th, 2006
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i'm an atheist, i celebrate christmas and i say 'merry christmas' - it has become secularized enough people shouldnt have to worry about religious connations. regardless, there are other holidays around this time - not just chanukah but F*CKING NEW YEARS. are people so stupid they cant see the sometimes sensible to incorporate all of them together, especially from corporations, so they dont have to make 8 different campaigns or say 8 different things? its common sense. be smart, dont be a retard.
December 11th, 2006
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so... anyone, ANYONE, who connects 'happy holidays' as trying to destroy christianity needs to have their head examined. as if Santa becoming the central christmas figure isnt a bigger threat to the religion? get your priorities straight.
December 11th, 2006
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lulz and a Felicitous Winter Solstice-Based Festival Day to all the people taking it seriously.
December 11th, 2006
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i didnt think someone's imaginary friend could die...
December 11th, 2006
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1 for sh*tty music
December 11th, 2006
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I don't get it....but I'll 3 it for Atheism.
December 11th, 2006
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tHAT IS NOT FUNNY REALLY HOW IS THAT FUNNY THAT IS SO GAY YOU BUTT HO
December 11th, 2006
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NINE INCH NAILS? 5'd! i 'd120000 if i could.
December 11th, 2006
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I'm an atheist and I'm still part of a Catholic family and actively participate in Christmas. Athesists don't neccissarily hate Christmas, or any religious holiday for that matter; all we care about is that we don't believe in any god.
December 11th, 2006
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I am a Christian and I agree with what dantes-torment just said. Atheists don't all hate Christmas, they just don't really care for the most part. Happy Holidays is just a way to wish everyone a good time during the holiday season at the same time, regardless of religion. I still say "Merry Christmas" to people I see, so what's the problem? To each his own.
December 11th, 2006
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Woops, forgot to rate. This will sort of balance it out. Sorry.
December 11th, 2006
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i don't see any atheism. holiday = holy day. amirite?
December 11th, 2006
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i dont get it...
December 11th, 2006
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FTW
December 11th, 2006
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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
December 11th, 2006
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That's... surprising...
December 11th, 2006
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wow, this is the first ytmnd with retarded (some form of rock?) music that has high votes. Grats.
December 11th, 2006
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Also, what the guys above are talking about is anti-theism vs. atheism. Unfortunately, the most loudmouth atheists tend to be anti-theists. The irony is that anti-theism is a religion. :)
December 11th, 2006
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As someone who does understand Nietzsche I heartily approve this site.
December 11th, 2006
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599 US Dollars
December 11th, 2006
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it's not as much an issue of atheism as it is an issue of bowing down to the minorities living in this country.
December 11th, 2006
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besides, I'm an atheist and I personally enjoy christmas. 2 weeks holiday, tons of gifts, sweet sales at walmart.
December 11th, 2006
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I saw a pretty cool banner with the holiday message in 30 languages, but I noticed the Spanish phrase was "Feliz Fiestas." Go Babelfish that. "Happy Celebrations"? Baloney. I've never heard "Feliz Fiestas" from any espanol speaker I know (and there's been a lot), it's always been "Feliz Navidad" ("Happy Christmas"). Maybe there's not an atheist conspiracy but stuff like that is really fishy.
December 11th, 2006
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People tend to get all pissy nowadays if you aren't "politically correct" the Jews might sew you or something
December 11th, 2006
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heh, my Nietzche was better
December 11th, 2006
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"People tend to get all pissy nowadays if you aren't "politically correct" the Jews might sew you or something" So all Jews are tailors and seamstresses now?
December 12th, 2006
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From the Republicans? Sounds like shooting themselves in the foot
December 12th, 2006
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I wanna five it for NIN. But you get a three.
December 12th, 2006
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5'd cuase republicans suck and that's the only decent NIN song
December 12th, 2006
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idiocy. this has nothing to do with racism.
December 14th, 2006
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dem n*gg*z best watch da f*ck out cuz christ be watchin yo
December 14th, 2006
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Why do people all assume that "Happy Holidays" is inherently anti-Christian? Last time I checked, Christmas is follwed up by New Year's in a week. Makes sense to lump them together, especially for businesses and other institutions.
December 14th, 2006
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Anyway, if Christians really want to save their holiday, then they should campaign to make it not a national holiday that everyone gets off and instead just a normal day. Then it won't be commercialized and will actually be about Christ, and they will have to actively ask for the day off to celebrate it and thus show how devoted they are to their religion. Jewish people already do it with their holidays, don't see why Christians shouldn't do the same.
December 14th, 2006
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People like to get upset about "Happy Holidays" because Christians like to feel persecuted - it gives them conviction in their faith. Really, as TheShadow just said, it's about lumping together a collection of similar holidays of divergent origins and trying to acknowledge them all in the same word.
December 14th, 2006
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Then the rest of us could celebrate our winter solstice in peace. It's not like Jesus was even born in December anyway.
December 14th, 2006
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"nietzsche is approximately equal to hitler" This is incorrect. Nietzsche despised anti-Semites and mass movements as well as socialism, the state, and the gesticulating style of NAZI rhetoric. He was primarily an individualist; Hitler and other NAZI interpreters could not have been any further off the mark in their understanding of Nietzsche. This is primarily the fault of Nietzsche's sister, who seized control of her brother's work after his insanity and used it for her own aims.
December 14th, 2006
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5
December 14th, 2006
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No??
December 14th, 2006
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Don't forget people, easter is only a few months away
December 14th, 2006
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they have failed us...
December 14th, 2006
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NIИ
December 14th, 2006
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atheist don't care its the jew's who hate Christmas!
December 14th, 2006
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my grandma really likes that song
December 14th, 2006
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NIN was great in concert.
December 14th, 2006
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I'm an atheist but I still think it should be called Christmas. Anyone who actually claims to be offended by it is just a douche.
December 14th, 2006
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"thats gay do u know what separation of church and state is? they CANT say merry christmas u dumbass" yes they can. seperation of church and state is supposed to protect RELIGION from the STATE, and NOT the other way around. too many morons hear the words "seperation of church and state" and think that it means that anything having to do with christianity has to be put 10,000,000 miles away from government. also, since when did christmas become strictly christian? christmas is celibrated by everyone.
December 14th, 2006
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the reason christians dislike "happy holidays" is because people will say that when they're talking about christmas, i mean, "happy holidays, and a happy new year" is a dead givaway. also, x-mas is a clear attempt to remove christianity from a holiday that came into being because of christians.
December 14th, 2006
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YES
December 15th, 2006
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lol, nietzsche
December 15th, 2006
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I'm 5'ing for angry Christian downvoters thinking this is an anti-Christian site
December 15th, 2006
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I like YTMND's that mock the GOP as much as any true American...but this just isn't funny. And lame use of Nietzsche. You should've used Copernicus.
December 15th, 2006
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this site is f*cking stupid
December 15th, 2006
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you need to make a continurous loop for this to be a 5, cause... I said so...
December 15th, 2006
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First I'll say that I'm Jewish, and whether some says to me "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays" I don't mind either way. People need to quit caring so much about it. I don't get offended when someone says "Merry Christmas," so why do you guys get offended when someone says "Happy Holidays?" Of all the possible jokes out there of how ludicrous political correctness can be, this one is pretty weak. Mostly I gave it a 2 because YTMND is supposed to funny, not someplace to make a statement.
December 15th, 2006
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Heresy blew out my speakers when I was 14. So 5.
December 15th, 2006
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"Happy holidays" is to appease all the other religious 'tards and is a blanket statement to wish happiness for religious rituals. Get it right. Oh yeah, and Happy Saturnalia day.
December 15th, 2006
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the ytmnd itself is mechanically good, NIN rocks, something just feels... lacking...
December 15th, 2006
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i love the flashing fred.
December 15th, 2006
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maybe its an islam conspiracy?
December 15th, 2006
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Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?
December 15th, 2006
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Are you having a problems with my kind? Athiests are pwn
December 15th, 2006
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I live in a giant bucket!
December 15th, 2006
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yes... when republicans say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas... GOD IS DEAD!
December 17th, 2006
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Was I the only one that noticed that the first news item under the Headlines section begins with "Christmas 2005"? Lol, irony.
December 17th, 2006
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God is Dead+ Nieztche= WIN
December 17th, 2006
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wtf, i don't get it, plz someone explain.
December 17th, 2006
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secretathiestfails.ytmnd.com
December 17th, 2006
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Actually, it seems like people who celebrate other religious holidays than Christmas would want 'Happy Holidays' more than atheists. After all, atheists don't believe in ANY holy days, not just Christmas.
December 17th, 2006
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The American Bastardization of Christmas is the real atheist conspiracy.
December 18th, 2006
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Whats with f*gs and atheists anyway?
January 2nd, 2007
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The only statement I want to make is that people who don't find a reference to Nietzsche funny probably don't have a soul. I'm not sure where the other opinions are coming from, since this ytmnd is just an excuse to do NIN + Nietzsche + cliché.
January 17th, 2007
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"hats gay do u know what separation of church and state is? they CANT say merry christmas u dumbass". you fail to comprehend the simplest concepts. this is the very nature of a ytmnd, poking fun at things. pure satire. the creator is not a religiously fanatic repuclican, nor is he an evil atheist sent by satan to rob you of your faith by convincing you your opinions are ridiculous. and now, to follow our wonderful ytmnd traditions, i part with this: fyad.
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LOL! I don't see anything wrong with that!