The Bauman E-mails: A Dramatic Reading
Created on: January 11th, 2006
The Bauman E-mails:  A Dramatic Reading
A reading of Neil Bauman's emails to Max Goldberg on Jan 10, 2006. Sorry for the flaky Brit accent and hamming it up. Also I dropped a couple of words. It's long. Hope you like it.

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January 11th, 2006
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how cud this not get a 5!
January 11th, 2006
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A couple of dropped words, but that was freaking hilarious! You should also do a slightly different version with "creative license" because I really wanted to hear you say "GOOD DAY SIR!" at the end of the second letter. hahaha GJ
January 11th, 2006
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You should take up voice acting. Really, go for it.
January 11th, 2006
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ENCORE ENCORE
January 11th, 2006
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This deserves to be in the hall of fame.
January 11th, 2006
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hahah YIDDISH........cup. beautiful!
January 11th, 2006
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HOLY sh*t! "THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!" f*ckING BRILLIANT!
January 11th, 2006
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Bravo!
January 11th, 2006
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well done.
January 11th, 2006
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OMG this sound is such a win.Great acting.
January 11th, 2006
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Brrrrilliant! Bravo, my good man! Bravo!
January 11th, 2006
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Huzzah
January 11th, 2006
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BRILLIANT!
January 11th, 2006
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Excellent job! It somehow made those pathetic letters funny.
January 11th, 2006
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It was worth listening to the whole thing to hear LOL.
January 11th, 2006
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I think you just won the Internet.
January 11th, 2006
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Best. YTMND. Ever.
January 11th, 2006
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...in the first letter, he says "forum banter means nothing to us"... but if it means nothing, why's the fbi in it? and not long after he says it means nothing, he says "it can not be ignored". o_O;
January 11th, 2006
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To be, or not to be!
January 11th, 2006
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5!! Awesome voice man
January 11th, 2006
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Very well done! Nice job
January 11th, 2006
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Perfect.
January 11th, 2006
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that was goddamn great!
January 11th, 2006
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This YTMND was not conceived without some work and ingenuity. And Neil Bauman is a f*cking fat tool. You win.
January 11th, 2006
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Awesome!!!
January 11th, 2006
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5'd just for the way you say 'Lol!'
January 11th, 2006
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BTW, i see kids talk like that when i rage them in CS servers by using speedhack/aimbot/wallhack.
January 11th, 2006
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I fived it here and then I put the mp3 on iTunes and fived it there.
January 11th, 2006
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I throw roses on your stage, sir. Bravo. 5/5
January 11th, 2006
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LMAO loved "our site and our PEo-PLE makes him sound like the ebaumsworld are a separate country Lol yiddish cup
January 11th, 2006
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You are a god among men.
January 11th, 2006
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FUNNIEST.THING.EVER.
January 11th, 2006
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You belong in the theater, my good man.
January 11th, 2006
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ALALALA
January 11th, 2006
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Dramatic readings FTW!
January 11th, 2006
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o m g
January 11th, 2006
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I cant help but think of Communism....
January 11th, 2006
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"This is not a threat, nor is this a ultomaton, and no I will not be sending you any bombs in the mail (I'll leave that to the unabomber)"/5
January 11th, 2006
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Quite possibly the most professional internet dramatic reading ever!
January 11th, 2006
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haha awesome. I love when hypocrits get owned.
January 11th, 2006
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I keep seeing these 'investigators' keeping an eye on YTMND, and actually holding their laugh for stuff like this.. ^_^
January 11th, 2006
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ROFL!!!!!!
January 11th, 2006
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WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
January 11th, 2006
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LMAO!~!! just heard the "LAAWWWLL!!!" lol
January 11th, 2006
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Five just for the voice acting.
January 11th, 2006
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haha you got a awesome voice
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Have a great day.
January 11th, 2006
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AHAHAHAHA 5 big winner
January 11th, 2006
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This is better than any Shakespearean work of literature I have ever read.
January 11th, 2006
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He rants on and on about spelling and grammer, then he says "LOL" Classic
January 11th, 2006
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lollerskates
January 11th, 2006
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Jolly good!
January 11th, 2006
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"THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!" = LAMOFAO! This site is true perfection.
January 11th, 2006
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i wouldve oned it if you said "skedule." Btw, who is Neil? is Eric to much of a ***** to speak for himself?
January 11th, 2006
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This is brilliant. An excellent performance, well worth the applause!
January 11th, 2006
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lol. very good work.
January 11th, 2006
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Aww, eBaum's daddy has to fight for his son.
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Five'd purrrrely forrr the drrrrrramatic rrrrolling of the rrrrrr's and.......... dramatic pauses. Genius!
January 11th, 2006
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This is made of win and god.
January 11th, 2006
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I was like: "HOLY sh*t I WONT READ ALL THIS!!!!!111one" But then the British voice came, and I had to read it all. And the war continues...
January 11th, 2006
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you f*cking win
January 11th, 2006
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amazing!
January 11th, 2006
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lofl.
January 11th, 2006
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just amazing.
January 11th, 2006
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How's you Rita Cosby voice? I may have some site work for you!
January 11th, 2006
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Hi God.
January 11th, 2006
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I logged in just to five this. HAVE A GREAT DAY!
January 11th, 2006
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I love this!!
January 11th, 2006
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Brilliant.
January 11th, 2006
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5/5
January 11th, 2006
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Very long, but the LOL made it worth it. ;-)
January 11th, 2006
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Ny the way, the real world is 4 dimensional. The 3rd dimension is really the world of video games, and graphical design.
January 11th, 2006
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Funniest sh*t I've heard in awhile. But please for the love of god read Max's response. That sh*t would be GOLD.
January 11th, 2006
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LOL! /bow
January 11th, 2006
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ran out of the room.... LAHL... haha LAHL ftw
January 11th, 2006
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This is a pretty sweet YTMND, you might say. I loved it. Every bit of it. You deserve a 10 out of 5.
January 11th, 2006
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ACTING!
January 11th, 2006
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I just love the voice acting. So... so powerful! So forceful!
January 11th, 2006
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This is, by far, the best YTMND ever created. It has suppressed my ability to get excited about it and jump around, as I do normally for great YTMNDs.
January 11th, 2006
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"Amazing. Simply Amazing. Better than sex with a midget and two goats." - The NY Times
January 11th, 2006
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Solid gold, baby
January 11th, 2006
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wow your put a lot of work into this, good job boomaga
January 11th, 2006
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In the words of the great poet Neil Bauman..."LOL"
January 11th, 2006
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Who are you? WHO ARE YOU?
January 11th, 2006
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LMAO! This deserves every 5 it gets!
January 11th, 2006
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You've win a lifetime supply of internets! Seriously, 500rd'ed
January 11th, 2006
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January 11th, 2006
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marry me
January 11th, 2006
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Fived for great creativity and performance. You should really consider doing voiceacting.
January 11th, 2006
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You have a lot of time on your hands... well.. so do I. I listened to the whole thing.
January 11th, 2006
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Genius. 5 if only for involvement in http://myyiddishcup.ytmnd.com/
January 11th, 2006
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I was laughing out loud throughout the reading, but when it got to "LAWL!" I fell on the ground. Freaking WIN.
January 11th, 2006
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Top 15 ? I can't believe it - thanks everyone! Especially to our man Neil: he stays young by thinking young. He's got the $$$ to buy all the midlife-crisis Porsches he wants, and he'll brag about "actually liking" ICP or Eminem to anyone who'll listen
January 11th, 2006
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omg roflcopter this is so perfect in acting, i wish i could 6 it too
January 11th, 2006
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Man, its just s royal stable's worth of high horses on the internet these days. Fine reading indeed, it makes this absurd bearing of fangs even easier to laugh at. 5th'd, my old son.
January 11th, 2006
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XD at the pronunciation of "schedule".
January 11th, 2006
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This has gotta be the highest rated site ever, and my personal favorite :D
January 11th, 2006
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Lawl, he complains when we think of the internet as Serious Business, yet his email reeks of it.
January 11th, 2006
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Seriously, f*ck any of you "non-conformist" bitches who didn't give this a 5.
January 11th, 2006
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WIN
January 11th, 2006
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XDXDXD
January 11th, 2006
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What a bunch of cowards. Quit stealing sh*t.
January 11th, 2006
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absurd voices for an equally absurd set of emails. well done. and who is this "Ben" he's referring to? Anyone actually know which ytmnder this is?
January 11th, 2006
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*tear*
January 11th, 2006
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man, you've got through to me... thank you for making this, in truth I keep a copy of hamlet beside my bed at all times, so shakespeare stuff ALWAYS rocks to me. can I write a play of the ebaums/YTMND war?
January 11th, 2006
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boomaga is my god.
January 11th, 2006
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I agree with Chunes. You win the internet. Acting Genius is right! @_@
January 11th, 2006
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January 11th, 2006
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I lol'ed. Awesomeness.
January 11th, 2006
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*sips tea*
January 11th, 2006
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O....M......G, not only was that the LONGESET ytmnd EVER, but it was some of the best acting ever! You said "LOL" lololl
January 11th, 2006
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Hahahahah! AWESOME, FTW! ^_^, quick, in before the cyber-terrorism unit!
January 11th, 2006
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lmao.
January 11th, 2006
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"*sips tea*" and *eats cumpets*
January 11th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHA XD XD XD !!!!! HAHHAHAHH http://elviselvisbobelvis.ytmnd.com/
January 11th, 2006
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Εrіс Βаumаn needs to fuсkіng get a life. This douchebag has the mentality of a whiny fat 13-year-old.
January 11th, 2006
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Ffs, delete the word 'ebaum' out of the title plx :(((( THIS CANNOT DIE!
January 11th, 2006
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Thank You!!! Thank you for not making something stupid!!! ((its actully educational)) Number 1 and five stars for this YTMND Go you!
January 11th, 2006
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Change the title, quick!
January 11th, 2006
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5 5 5, so glad someone did this :) Also, remove all instances of the word "ebaum" so this sh*t doesn't get deleted :) Also BRAVO ENCOER ETC.
January 11th, 2006
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5'd. I'm going to write a book about this war one day. part 1: the steal part 2: the noticing part 3:the angering part 4: the ytmnding part 5: the forumf***ing part 6: the revolt part 7: the honouring part 8: the reckoning part 9: the funny s**t
January 11th, 2006
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AMAZING VOICE ACTING without it, it is just OK
January 11th, 2006
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lol dude.
January 11th, 2006
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MAX IS GOD! I LOVE YOU MAX >.< ..in a not so gay way ofcouse
January 11th, 2006
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speechless....... you rock.
January 11th, 2006
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between neil and max part 10: electric boogaloo part 11: the aftermath
January 11th, 2006
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The YTMND soundtracks should have a "spoken word" section and include this.
January 11th, 2006
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Excellent voice acting!
January 11th, 2006
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Dude, that was incredible. Did you multi-track each sentence or something? Very well dramatized. I'd give you a 6 if i could.
January 11th, 2006
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January 11th, 2006
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good god, not only di you have the guts to voice the whole thing, you did an A+ professional studio quality job of it. this has to be the site with the best audio i have ever witnessed. you sir, win.
January 11th, 2006
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I thought the powerful 'LOL' was hilarious. You get a 5.
January 11th, 2006
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we won.....hurrah
January 11th, 2006
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oh and lol @ yiddish cup......
January 11th, 2006
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Had to log in and 5 this awesome work. :O)
January 11th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ebaum is a f*cking moron.
January 11th, 2006
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January 11th, 2006
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*Applause*
January 11th, 2006
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took "ebaum" out of the title so it should be safe
January 11th, 2006
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That is amazing, and seriously one of the best i've ever seen here.
January 11th, 2006
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I loved it when he said "LAWL!" for lol five star ytmnd.
January 11th, 2006
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The best thing I have ever seen.
January 11th, 2006
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Awesome
January 11th, 2006
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best ytmnd evar.
January 11th, 2006
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FLAWLESS VICTORY.
January 11th, 2006
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Bravo! Encore! Do Max's letter now!
January 11th, 2006
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Additional comment: The 'LOL' was executed perfectly. I look forward to hearing that used in many other ytmnd's.
January 11th, 2006
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I loved it. This is the best YTMND in existance.
January 11th, 2006
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I dont know who did that voice acting, but it was really good!
January 11th, 2006
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This is f*cking hilarious. I hope Max doesn't have to spend time in 'pound me in the ass' prison.
January 11th, 2006
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BRAVO!
January 11th, 2006
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I can't not 5 this. Good pronunciation of "schedule." I love the way you end the 2nd email. HAVE A GREAT DAY.
January 11th, 2006
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Crrrrossed the line.
January 11th, 2006
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*applauds* Encore! Encore!
January 11th, 2006
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change the title, this needs to be saved, please, please
January 11th, 2006
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Had me rolling.
January 11th, 2006
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January 11th, 2006
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FLAWLESS VICTORY.
January 11th, 2006
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I don't think this is funny and it's way too long. 5.
January 11th, 2006
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Win
January 11th, 2006
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Someone needs to dramatically renact the max reply.
January 11th, 2006
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Ok, I had to wait until I was home from work to hear this with audio. I RARELY give out fives, but this deserves it.
January 11th, 2006
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Larry David doing it would be tits.
January 11th, 2006
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Brilliant!
January 11th, 2006
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The accent slips a lot in the middle. Should've been read in sections then spliced together to keep it strong. Acting critiques aside, f*cking beautiful.
January 11th, 2006
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OMG!!!!! THEY GOT BEN!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
January 11th, 2006
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January 11th, 2006
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awesome! this ytmnds score is a 4.8! holy sh*t! i've never seen a score that high in the top 5, nicely done
January 11th, 2006
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Are you classically trained? A beautiful noise eminated from your lungs no matter what bulls*hit I heard.
January 11th, 2006
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NEIL J. BAUMAN, EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT, EBAUM'S WORLD, INCORPORATED! 5.
January 11th, 2006
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you win
January 11th, 2006
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At the risk of sounding gay, you've got a great voice.
January 11th, 2006
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6/5 for you and that great speech.
January 11th, 2006
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amazing..pure genius 555
January 11th, 2006
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I really, really hope this bypasses the 'e*aum' deletion tonight.
January 11th, 2006
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January 11th, 2006
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5
January 11th, 2006
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ZOMG! This is the best YTMND since, well, Your the Man Dog.
January 11th, 2006
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Dear God, no words can express just how awesome this is. Easily THE best YTMND I have ever seen, ever. You, sir, are the winner of the internet.
January 11th, 2006
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This post is most likewise deserving of thou 10 out of 5 ...LAWL after it ended i clapped so hard my hands hurt, this is f*cking win baby.
January 11th, 2006
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Total Respect. 5'd.
January 11th, 2006
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is this like the highest rated ytmnd...ever?
January 11th, 2006
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Nice! The pronounciation of "LOL" cracked me up
January 11th, 2006
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Simply amazing, now its time to take the Law and show ebaum that theft is wrong
January 11th, 2006
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awesome
January 11th, 2006
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fived
January 11th, 2006
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I felt that the 5 I gave you earlier was inadequate. In honour of your monumental achievement, creating what is without question the GREATEST YTMND OF ALL TIME, I have given every one of your sites a 5. You WIN! Good day sir!
January 11th, 2006
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I am saving this image and audio. It will all be gone by midnight :*(
January 11th, 2006
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You WIN the interNET...s!
January 11th, 2006
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omg 5 just for the "LOL" part
January 11th, 2006
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FIVE!!!
January 11th, 2006
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rofl, BEST ANYTHING EVER!!!
January 11th, 2006
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Genius, genius, genius!
January 11th, 2006
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btw, i just can't put int words how kickass this ytmnd is! keep up the good work! and oh yeah, i laughed so hard that my yiddish cup fell off XD
January 11th, 2006
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ha +1
January 11th, 2006
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Kudos to the reader of the emails! I was thoroughly entertained!
January 11th, 2006
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Awesome! Now we just need a Willy Wonka vs. Neil J. Bauman!
January 11th, 2006
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i gave it a 5, but you need to add the ebaum watermark to it or you'll get another letter =p
January 11th, 2006
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5555555
January 11th, 2006
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You win six Internets.
January 11th, 2006
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Awesome.
January 11th, 2006
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If there was a life-time achievement award for awesomeness... You sir, would get it.
January 11th, 2006
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YOU WIN AT LIFE! THIS IS THE BEST YTMND, SINCE THE EBAUM'S WORLD FAD STARTED! YOU ARE HE RULER OF THE INTERNETS!
January 11th, 2006
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Yes, my good sir this is quite possibly the most awe inspiring YTMND I have ever seen, you sir have defeated Eric's sterotypic views of YTMND users.
January 11th, 2006
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True art.
January 11th, 2006
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Viewtiful, like Joe. I give a 5, and bid you good day.
January 11th, 2006
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hot piss
January 11th, 2006
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lol truely amazing. just goes shows how pathetic the letters really sound and how theyve really sunken lower than usually. 5'd
January 11th, 2006
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brilliant, its so brilliant! i sponsored it with the money i have to sponsor it with, its my fave ytmnd.
January 11th, 2006
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This is so funny, I sponsored it for $15. Keep up the great work.
January 11th, 2006
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oh man that is just awesome :bowdown:
January 11th, 2006
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LOL the voice acting is perfect
January 11th, 2006
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5"D YES, that was cool
January 11th, 2006
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I really disliked the voice acting.
January 11th, 2006
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I didn't know ebaum happened to be the voice actor for Dracula in Symphony of the Night. "WHAT is a MAN!?"
January 11th, 2006
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You can maybe assume he was serious up until the name calling. And then he goes on and on to talk about how everyone who visits this site cant use grammar, punctuation, spelling yadda blah blah, yet! that same sentence is the longest run on ive ever seen.
January 11th, 2006
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Pure genius on your part.
January 11th, 2006
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That was AMAZING! The best part was when he got to the LOL.
January 11th, 2006
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awesome voice acting. The only problem is i bet bauman has a WAY lamer voice
January 11th, 2006
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You had me at "LOL!"
January 11th, 2006
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Hahahahha i could not stop laughing, i listened to it three times.
January 11th, 2006
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LAWL Does this joker think that he's being a professional?
January 11th, 2006
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Wow.. that's all I can say.
January 11th, 2006
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Tremendous job my good bean! I look forward to completely copying this idea in about 5 minutes!!
January 11th, 2006
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OMFG LMAO
January 11th, 2006
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omg noes i htae u u mak fun of ebams wrld ti s soooooooooooo mch coooooler than U! OMFGI HAT YOU! /fake n00b Great job, sir. 5'd.
January 11th, 2006
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true genious. Now do Max's Reply
January 11th, 2006
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I don't have a particular interest in this, but this is great.
January 11th, 2006
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doesn't get better than this. infinity/5
January 11th, 2006
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Even inkdrinker would 5 this.
January 11th, 2006
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LOL I love how you pronoucned yiddish cupPP
January 11th, 2006
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lawl
January 11th, 2006
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bravo! bravo! encore! now do his reply! :D
January 11th, 2006
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This is worth every bit of the five I'm giving it. The voice acting is brilliant; the first time I heard it, I laughed so hard I turned purple!
January 11th, 2006
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amazing....
January 11th, 2006
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lolololol great audio
January 11th, 2006
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f*cking kickass!!
January 11th, 2006
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can this just be put into the hall of fame? please? :]
January 11th, 2006
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This rocks even "Five pounds and seventyone pennies". You sir, are a 5.
January 11th, 2006
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rofl, so lame, but I love it! http://lohanfacialfucuguyz187.ytmnd.com/
January 11th, 2006
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XD TO THE MAX
January 11th, 2006
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This is quite simply the best thing on this website ever.
January 11th, 2006
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Best. Thing. Ever.
January 11th, 2006
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This is the best f*cking YTMND EVER!!! Did you hire an actor? The voice acting was perfect!
January 11th, 2006
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lulzinternetwars ......no, the whole thing was dumb -_-
January 11th, 2006
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Trrrrue lunacy! 5/5
January 11th, 2006
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This...was absolutely amazing in every regard. My hat is off to you.
January 11th, 2006
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oh..my..god..
January 11th, 2006
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This is how all ytmnd's that require you to read extensively should be done.
January 11th, 2006
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i lold at lol
January 11th, 2006
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wow. amazing.
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