The Bauman E-mails: A Dramatic Reading
Created on: January 11th, 2006
The Bauman E-mails:  A Dramatic Reading
A reading of Neil Bauman's emails to Max Goldberg on Jan 10, 2006. Sorry for the flaky Brit accent and hamming it up. Also I dropped a couple of words. It's long. Hope you like it.

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January 19th, 2006
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you f*cking win *5s all your sites*
January 19th, 2006
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Nearly died laughing. Well done.
January 19th, 2006
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January 19th, 2006
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Sir, you have made my life, BRAVO
January 19th, 2006
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"Sorry for the flaky Brit accent and hamming it up." don't be. that's the best part.
January 19th, 2006
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Good job with the ebaums crap everyone , each unique IP that goes on ebaumsworld increases his profit on advertisements. Obviously this was a ploy on his side or both to rank in the cash from their advertisements. Once again good job the people who origin
January 19th, 2006
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-originally started this were probably working for baum , or it was set up by both. Keep going on his site and make him a richer,happier man.
January 19th, 2006
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Pro.
January 19th, 2006
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f*cking brilliant. i love the "LAWL!".
January 20th, 2006
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best one ive ever heard
January 20th, 2006
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I am insulted!! Anyone want to file suit for liable against these sacks of sh*t? Hope they are insured...
January 20th, 2006
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EBAUM LICK MY NUTS! BOO YA!!
January 20th, 2006
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You're a bad man. If Eric Bauman were god, he woudln't like you very much. :D
January 20th, 2006
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This wins. Everything.
January 20th, 2006
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I am using this monologue to apply for work.
January 20th, 2006
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This might just be the best ytmnd of all time!
January 20th, 2006
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War on ebaums.. NG will take up sides with YTMND
January 20th, 2006
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5'd of course
January 20th, 2006
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Lol, Hall of fame this now... its been tops forever and is likely to stay such
January 20th, 2006
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YOU, are the man now dog.
January 20th, 2006
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5 1337ness
January 20th, 2006
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This is my new ringtone.
January 20th, 2006
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This was so good, I logged in for the first time in months just to rate this at a 5. Amazing voice acting. This is definitely one of the greatest and most professional looking non-moving YTMNDs ever!
January 20th, 2006
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tehpwner2 must work for ebaums. What a loser! Great job Boomaga.
January 21st, 2006
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Congrats on being hall-of-famed!
January 21st, 2006
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Yes.
January 21st, 2006
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It is teh rox
January 21st, 2006
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brilliant!
January 21st, 2006
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Well, I think this one has a permanent spot at the top of the rating list.
January 21st, 2006
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I listened to it entirely cuz it's so awesome. 5'd
January 21st, 2006
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Wow
January 21st, 2006
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Boomaga, you sound way too old for this site, but hey, so am I, LAWL. Im in radio broadcasting and you have a very dynamic voice, good job!
January 21st, 2006
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Easily the most overrated YTMND on the entire site.
January 21st, 2006
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five yiddish cups
January 21st, 2006
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lol
January 21st, 2006
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GENIUS!
January 21st, 2006
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Anyone who doesn't 5 this needs to be terminated.
January 21st, 2006
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LOL! OWNED!
January 22nd, 2006
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ytmnd pwns ebaums
January 22nd, 2006
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5 for effort.
January 22nd, 2006
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lol where do you get these narrators?
January 22nd, 2006
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^ he read this himself.
January 22nd, 2006
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loliez. great narration! you really captured the whole essence of the letters... or something artsy fartsy like that. also you sound a bit like mojo jojo. so yeah, five stars. way to go, you guy!
January 22nd, 2006
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This is quiet simply, the greatest thing, I have ever seen or heard, on the internet. Death ot Ebaum.
January 22nd, 2006
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Five for "LAWL!"
January 23rd, 2006
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i loved it! so funny!
January 23rd, 2006
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Congratulations, this has made it to Hall of Fame #1. Excellent work.
January 23rd, 2006
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Acting! Genius!
January 23rd, 2006
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...LOL.
January 23rd, 2006
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LOL
January 23rd, 2006
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5 for the whole thing! Belongs with the Picard Song and the original NSMB in the greatest ytmnds ever.
January 23rd, 2006
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"LAWL"
January 23rd, 2006
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*wants to vote 6*
January 23rd, 2006
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ebaums sites blow
January 23rd, 2006
(-1)
I HATE NI GGERS. I HATE SPI CS. I HATE KIK ES. F UCK YOU ALL. SUCK ERIC BAUMANS C OCK YOU PIECES OF S HIT.
January 23rd, 2006
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January 23rd, 2006
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sorry, but u fail and i have no ytmnds that you nerds can downvote :)
January 23rd, 2006
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Orgasmic reading. 5'd
January 23rd, 2006
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fantastico
January 23rd, 2006
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Best ever.
January 24th, 2006
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MULTIPLE ACCOUNT: FallenAngels92 = soldier92 ... XD
January 24th, 2006
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^^ jem is truly outrageous. Truly truly truly outrageous. XD
January 24th, 2006
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Awesome. Awesome.
January 24th, 2006
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best part is "LOL"
January 24th, 2006
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lol You sound like Brian Blessed.
January 24th, 2006
(-1)
Boring
January 24th, 2006
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lol you know that the two people who put 0 rating were eric and neil bauman lmao
January 24th, 2006
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I love YTMNDs where people read letters.
January 24th, 2006
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January 24th, 2006
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I gave this a five because much of the content is used in other YTMNDs, and you deserve credit.
January 25th, 2006
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wow....
January 25th, 2006
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LOL
January 25th, 2006
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I cant believe I didnt 5d it yet! Boomaga, great work!
January 26th, 2006
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anyone who gave this less than a 5 is a dumbass.
January 26th, 2006
(-1)
bah
January 26th, 2006
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I laughed hard when he said "LOL"
January 26th, 2006
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Wow, who did that voice acting??
January 26th, 2006
(-1)
How is this still at the top of the site?
January 26th, 2006
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+5 for "lol"
January 26th, 2006
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Thanks again to ALL the sponsors for contributing to YTMND.COM - Also, I've found four links in Wikipedia back here, now XD
January 26th, 2006
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Simply brilliant.
January 27th, 2006
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shameless plug! http://tomatoesbananasofcourse.ytmnd.com/
January 27th, 2006
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5 stars! The one of the funniest ytmnds ever!
January 27th, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!
January 27th, 2006
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w00t Boomaga wins.
January 27th, 2006
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"LOL" bravissime
January 27th, 2006
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::clap clap clap clap clap::
January 27th, 2006
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1. Find other letters 2. Record yourself reading them 3. Open paysite
January 27th, 2006
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you just gave shatner a run for his acting money
January 27th, 2006
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tehfeesh... that just might be a million-dollar idea... seriously, I've got that "heh heh" / rubbing hands / plan-for-world-domination feeling thinking about that...
January 27th, 2006
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INTERNET. SERIOUS BUSINESS.
January 28th, 2006
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YIDDISH CUP!!!!!
January 28th, 2006
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lol, when he intro's the letter, he sounds like the vogon from HHG2G The Movie
January 28th, 2006
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yes.
January 28th, 2006
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I still crack up every time the signature is yelled at the very end. Well done.
January 28th, 2006
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True lunacy!
January 28th, 2006
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quite possibly the greatest YTMND ever.
January 28th, 2006
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this wins so very much.
January 29th, 2006
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I don't know where the hell this conflict came from, but it's hilarious how stupid you make this guy look and how seriously he takes himself.
January 29th, 2006
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Don't f*ckin touch my Yiddish cup... bitches.
January 29th, 2006
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WHY IS EVERYONE STILL WATCHING THIS PRE SCHOOL sh*t OMFG f*ck OFF AND GO MAKE A f*ckING GOOD YTMND FOR A f*ckING CHANGE. GOD DAMN THIS YTMND TO f*ckING HELL. k?
January 29th, 2006
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Flawless :D
January 29th, 2006
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It's still wonderfu. It's one of the best ever made.
January 29th, 2006
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Go suck Baumans dick,downvoters.
January 29th, 2006
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how did u get tht audio?
January 30th, 2006
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/lol. FOR YTMND!!
January 30th, 2006
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Lacking wit.
January 30th, 2006
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Downvote this? Who? Kill the ebaum fan!
January 30th, 2006
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Holy sh*t... f*cking win.
January 30th, 2006
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You win 5 internets.
January 30th, 2006
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"LOL"
January 30th, 2006
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:monocle:
January 30th, 2006
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I love you.
January 31st, 2006
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To anyone giving this a 1...you have to ask yourself. Is there something wrong with this...or is there something wrong with me?
January 31st, 2006
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T3HG0D = spam nazi whore
January 31st, 2006
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You should be on f*cking television.
January 31st, 2006
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omfg that is so f*cking awsome
January 31st, 2006
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This really gives meaning to the age-old phrase: INTERNET. SERIOUS BUSINESS.
January 31st, 2006
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This is the 3rd greatest ytmnd ever created, next to Picard song and the original Connery
January 31st, 2006
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INTERNET: WIMPS NEED NOT APPLY
January 31st, 2006
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this is good
February 1st, 2006
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Awesome http://afy.ytmnd.com/
February 1st, 2006
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Down-Voter, you have now officially crossed the line.
February 1st, 2006
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Do you take requests?! heeyboomaga.ytmnd.com
February 2nd, 2006
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Yeah it was funny but now it's getting old.
February 2nd, 2006
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DUDE CHECK IT OUT! http://ilovemonkeypee.ytmnd.com/ WOW!
February 2nd, 2006
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I almost peed myself, "LOL" With all the rants of prefessionalism I find it amusing he makes a crack about people from this site having dates that require batteries.
February 2nd, 2006
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Yeah....I still listen to this, like, at LEAST twice a day. :D
February 2nd, 2006
(-1)
gay.
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
One of the best YTMND sites ever!
February 2nd, 2006
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uh, 5
February 2nd, 2006
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e-BUM is such a dickhead.
February 2nd, 2006
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b-b-b-band wagoning!
February 2nd, 2006
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LAWL
February 2nd, 2006
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I repeat my 1 star for stupid internet wars. f*ck all of you who downvoted me for saying it the first time. Asshat's....
February 2nd, 2006
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This makes me riffle every time. 5'd "LOL"
February 2nd, 2006
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You are Brilliant!
February 2nd, 2006
(-1)
The comments here are proof that 99% of the YTMND community have never heard of good acting nor have they ever had sex with a woman.
February 2nd, 2006
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Excellence.
February 3rd, 2006
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Lawl!
February 3rd, 2006
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February 3rd, 2006
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http://norobotlove.ytmnd.com/
February 3rd, 2006
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Why must you ignore everyone's wishes by not doing a reading on Max's reply?
February 3rd, 2006
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ROflles
February 3rd, 2006
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lol, what a dumbass
February 3rd, 2006
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nice
February 4th, 2006
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February 4th, 2006
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...wtf is a yiddish cup.... FIVE!
February 4th, 2006
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LMAO i like how he says LOL!
February 4th, 2006
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Priceless
February 4th, 2006
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lol k
February 4th, 2006
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Bravo
February 5th, 2006
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http://more-airwolf-than-airwolf.ytmnd.com/
February 5th, 2006
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Good. Nice work.
February 5th, 2006
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This is like...awesome.
February 5th, 2006
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Brilliant! Amazing! Extraordinary! Genious!
February 5th, 2006
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Werd
February 5th, 2006
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Instant 5.
February 5th, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE GENIUS!
February 5th, 2006
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Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. *standing ovation*
February 5th, 2006
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killer
February 6th, 2006
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'S a bit long, but it made me laugh, so you know...
February 6th, 2006
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..lawl!
February 6th, 2006
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anybody who does not 5 this will burn in hell
February 6th, 2006
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Brilliant! Bauman's not one to talk about unprofessionalism or immature idiots on forums. I wonder what can be done about the fact that the vast majority of the content on that site is stolen from other sites with watermarks replaced with the eBaum's Wo
February 6th, 2006
(-2)
Wall of Text. Gay.
February 6th, 2006
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that damn suicide fad.
February 6th, 2006
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You win for all eternity. Truly a legendary YTMND.
February 6th, 2006
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Thay sound pissed.... hehe.
February 6th, 2006
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Did my part and alerted one of the forums I'm on about eBaums shady practices, linking to this YTMND and eBaumsworldsucks.
February 7th, 2006
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own
February 7th, 2006
(0)
NOW AND FOREVER
February 7th, 2006
(0)
"...LOL" never gets old. I wish I could just play that sentence
February 7th, 2006
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cant believe idiots are actually finding a reason to downvote this. wow.
February 7th, 2006
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awesome
February 8th, 2006
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"Lawl" and the extreme over-pronounciation of cup both had me floored. Although I was just waiting for the pronounciation of BTW instead of saying By The Way. True brilliance at work nonetheless.
February 8th, 2006
(0)
Great job on this man. Made me laugh.
February 8th, 2006
(0)
Best YTMND ever.
February 8th, 2006
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Do max's reply -=(
February 8th, 2006
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LUNACY! http://naughtyelmo.ytmnd.com/
February 8th, 2006
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"lawl" hhahaha my gosh... who puts lol in a formal letter?!?!??
February 9th, 2006
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Absolutely amazing.
February 9th, 2006
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I rofled at lawl
February 10th, 2006
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GREAT JOB WITH THE VOICE!
February 10th, 2006
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February 11th, 2006
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Internet is serious buisness.
February 11th, 2006
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Hahaha, Funny one. Good job :-)
February 11th, 2006
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oh yeah!
February 11th, 2006
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Simply hilarious. Pure comedy.
February 11th, 2006
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You sir, are talented. Fantastic!
February 11th, 2006
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asdf
February 11th, 2006
(0)
Simply perfect. I really don't think this level of comedy can be reached again.
February 12th, 2006
(0)
You win at life.
February 12th, 2006
(-1)
The thing is, he is very right about most of the YTMNDers. You are a bunch of idiots whose parents do not/did not discipline. Still, he's overreacting and that image WAS stolen...
February 12th, 2006
(0)
Five no. 234234063
February 12th, 2006
(0)
Nice try Eric, but I see right through that Pheonix crap. Go die alone somewhere, pal.
February 13th, 2006
(0)
very nice
February 13th, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!
February 13th, 2006
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Great reading :)
February 13th, 2006
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i'll go ahead and vote a 5.
February 13th, 2006
(0)
Rofl! Boomaga you coould go pro-broadway.. This is internet GOLD!
February 14th, 2006
(0)
Way to good!!
February 14th, 2006
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*Ahem* Holy sh*t, wtf!? Yiddish cup? I dont think Max has any idea what people do when they go on this site. Aparently random people go on the site then go to this corporation and make death threats.... Bauman's a goofball, 5'ed for LOL
February 14th, 2006
(0)
OMG U OWN......can't say any more sh*t about this site =)
February 14th, 2006
(0)
Truly legendary. Excellent work.
February 14th, 2006
(0)
that rofled my copter
February 14th, 2006
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It only gets better with time. I've listened to it on repeat for an hour straight once. This is a superb demonstration of the forgotten art of oration. Bravo! my friend, Bravo!
February 15th, 2006
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Thanks again guys. I'm glad you like it.
February 15th, 2006
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You know, I was going to get pissed off that you voted low on one of my sites, but... You're a God! I mean, this has to be one of the best YTMNDs ever. I can't even bring myself to lower my vote to a 4.
February 15th, 2006
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Legend...all there is to it...
February 15th, 2006
(0)
there is nothing to say about this but... MUSICAL 5!!!! LAAALAAALAALALALALAAAAA
February 15th, 2006
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A classic in the making, lowl err... lol.
February 15th, 2006
(0)
Best YTMND ever
February 15th, 2006
(0)
Sweet.
February 16th, 2006
(-2)
can u say overrated
February 16th, 2006
(0)
No, LOL, I can't.
February 16th, 2006
(0)
Sure can: Nine Inch Nails
February 16th, 2006
(0)
Wow. This truly is the greatest YTMND of all time. Still!
February 16th, 2006
(0)
This is the single most amazing thing I've ever masturbated over
February 17th, 2006
(-1)
I'm sorry, but this is just not funny. Bad acting, stupid internet war, plus this audio drags on waaay too long. It would've worked better as a one-liner.
February 17th, 2006
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and literally ran out the door...LOL 5'd
February 17th, 2006
(-1)
1 cause it's not funny, way too long. The guy reading it looks (if that is him in the back ground) and sounds gay. And this probably isn't even real.
February 17th, 2006
(0)
who read that? really i want to know, AIM me @ pqwrty
February 18th, 2006
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The Baumans have stolen me. Please send help.
February 18th, 2006
(-1)
I'm getting sick of seeing this in the Top 5.
February 18th, 2006
(-1)
I mean the Top 5 of the Hall of Fame or whatever.
February 18th, 2006
(0)
boomaga, you should use this "Contract of Wifely Expectations" and dramatically read it as well! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
February 18th, 2006
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still nš1?
February 18th, 2006
(0)
wat is love
February 18th, 2006
(0)
I applauded; superb.
February 19th, 2006
(-2)
Yeah wouldnt you hate it if someone made a site which takes the original content of another and puts their watermark on it?
February 19th, 2006
(-2)
wait a minute (looks around at YTMND.com)...
February 19th, 2006
(0)
Lol.
February 19th, 2006
(0)
February 19th, 2006
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You pathetic, pimply-faced maladjusted pre-teens whose parents don't love you. Seriously, this never f*cking gets old...LOL
February 20th, 2006
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Rating this anything below a 5 would in fact be TRUE LUNACY!!
February 20th, 2006
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I liked it.
February 20th, 2006
(0)
Fully deserving of the Hall of Fame. Absolute Hilarity.
February 21st, 2006
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February 21st, 2006
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Very Awesome. Very fappage too btw
February 21st, 2006
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ebaums world sucks
February 22nd, 2006
(0)
Genius
February 22nd, 2006
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Genius!
February 22nd, 2006
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Freakin' YES.
February 23rd, 2006
(0)
yeah...funny
February 23rd, 2006
(-1)
1d for bauman
February 23rd, 2006
(-1)
when the f*ck is this STUPID f*cking ytmnd going to fall. its been up here since it happened. not only is it f*cking gay, but quite old. good day sir. whoever made this, die.
February 23rd, 2006
(0)
Not really exciting until "LOL," but oh well...
February 23rd, 2006
(-1)
i'm not site whoring, but here's a funny flash about how f*cking SH I TTY ebaum is: http://www.ebaumsworldsucks.com/
February 24th, 2006
(0)
"Lole!"
February 24th, 2006
(0)
This is epic stuff, sir.
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