The Bauman E-mails: A Dramatic Reading
Created on: January 11th, 2006
The Bauman E-mails:  A Dramatic Reading
A reading of Neil Bauman's emails to Max Goldberg on Jan 10, 2006. Sorry for the flaky Brit accent and hamming it up. Also I dropped a couple of words. It's long. Hope you like it.

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January 11th, 2006
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Max is wise, and deals well. Lindsay is free! shesfree.ytmnd.com
April 27th, 2008
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Best site ever. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 11th, 2006
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OMFG if I could 6 this I would. Goddamn it they should raise the max rating to six just for this site! You WIN. You hear me?! You W-I-N the internet.
January 11th, 2006
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Awesome. Nice work.
January 11th, 2006
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This is the greatest thing I have ever seen/heard!
January 11th, 2006
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For some reason, I listen to the whole thing, rolling r's included.
January 11th, 2006
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u should win an oscar for this. greatest ytmnd evar!!!!!!!
January 11th, 2006
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haha awesome, awesome
January 11th, 2006
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Five. Nice editing, and well played take on the events. Fiving as I listen.
January 11th, 2006
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Three, because you started with Shakespearian...moved to more of a Antonio Banderas Spain tongue...and then became more German at the end. But don't get me wrong, I loved it.
January 11th, 2006
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SO freakin win.
January 11th, 2006
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It would have been funnier if you had actually LOLed instead of saying "lawl". ;)
January 11th, 2006
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Actually, I give it a four. Oh, BTW: The Banderas-ish part was when you started whispering.
January 11th, 2006
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takes some patience to get through the whole thing but god, I nearly wet myself...
January 11th, 2006
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You should submit this to ebaumsworld
January 11th, 2006
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holy sh*t dude... this is amazing. MISTER R. KAYANKA...
January 11th, 2006
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FTW
January 11th, 2006
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Hehe yeah. Read Max's reply in a seperate YTMND. Follow it up with some music, maybe some explosions for good measure. We win.
January 11th, 2006
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Haha very professional. Much more professional than the letters themselves. Good Show.
January 11th, 2006
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I logged in to 5. I know lots of people may say that for a lot of different ytmnds, but I thought it was well done. The acting dynamics in your voice really brought the character to life. LAWL
January 11th, 2006
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I loled when he pronounced LOL as lawl.
January 11th, 2006
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Your authentic, unbridled thespian style is bloody brilliant!
January 11th, 2006
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This is perhaps the best use of this site. Ever.
January 11th, 2006
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5 just for the effort. u have too much time, but this is too hilarious XD
January 11th, 2006
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This fad sucks
January 11th, 2006
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It's funny because it's so exaggerated. I love it.
January 11th, 2006
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Why isn't this in the top 5? THIS DESERVES NUMBER ONE NOW DAMN IT. It brought a tear to my eye. Encore, dear sir. EN. CORE!!!! *huge applause*
January 11th, 2006
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Very Enjoyable, You my friend are the most worthy of us all...you did however beat me to the punch, i was going to poke much fun at this email in alost the sameway..good thing i researched it...bravo bravo
January 11th, 2006
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That f*cking owned.
January 11th, 2006
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January 11th, 2006
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Ah, good old SNL days...
January 11th, 2006
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This is like that e-mail to Lowtax. I loved that. This is exceptional.
January 11th, 2006
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Wow, just wow, this was just awesome. You win.
January 11th, 2006
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BRAVO!
January 11th, 2006
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omfg
January 11th, 2006
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omg.
January 11th, 2006
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Has anyone ever ion your life say this to you "YOU sir ROCK!" Neil Baumen is a total *sshole just like his sun
January 11th, 2006
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YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!
January 11th, 2006
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holy crap. actors studio.
January 11th, 2006
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Can I give you five again, please?
January 11th, 2006
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This is fantastic!!!! 5 for VICTORY!!!!
January 11th, 2006
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It's been done before (threats against lowtax lol) but this is still easily one of the best ytmnds to come out in months.
January 11th, 2006
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insidious
January 11th, 2006
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You win.
January 11th, 2006
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effort in a ytmnd inconceivable!
January 11th, 2006
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wow - I can't believe you actually acted out that entire thing... and I can't believe I sat through it 0_0 Funny as hell, u winz
January 11th, 2006
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Unlike other YTMNDs, this one has a British accent. :P
January 11th, 2006
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submit to ebaumsworld ftw
January 11th, 2006
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My god....just beautiful
January 11th, 2006
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OMFG YOU RULE THE INTERNET!!!!!! this was so well done and I laughed and smiled untill I died!!!!!
January 11th, 2006
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Haven't laughed so hard in awhile. 5!
January 11th, 2006
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Oh.. My God.. That was hillarious..
January 11th, 2006
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This is right up there, nay, even BETTER than the PETA email reading!
January 11th, 2006
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the reading of "...LOL" was the best part. 5 for you.
January 11th, 2006
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PURE. f*ckING. GOLD.
January 11th, 2006
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BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!! ENCORE!! ENCORE!! (LOL at "LOL"!)
January 11th, 2006
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BRAVO!!
January 11th, 2006
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wow.
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I seriously almost had a heart attack. This is an incredible piece of work, haha.
January 11th, 2006
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Awwww, you didn't sound out BTW as Bitew. Still, 5 worthy.
January 11th, 2006
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"Spectacular, of EPIC proportion" - New York Times "Legendary... is the only word." - Washington Post
January 11th, 2006
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you do realize that you've just created your very own fad ..... congrats
January 11th, 2006
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No doubt the best YTMND in a long time.
January 11th, 2006
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This is simply divine. By the way, what the hell is a Yiddish cup?
January 11th, 2006
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MADE OF WIN AND GOD!!!
January 11th, 2006
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AWSOME!!!
January 11th, 2006
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Bravo my dear Boomaga sir, bravo indeed. Still, what the f*ck is a Yiddish cup?
January 11th, 2006
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sooooooooooooooo brilliant!!!
January 11th, 2006
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common people... 5 it... it just deserves... the up most respect!
January 11th, 2006
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I googled "Yiddish Cup", guessing that it might be something given to a boy at his bar mitzvah representing honesty or something. The only "yiddish cup" Google can find was a klezmer band.
January 11th, 2006
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You win at acting. You win at YTMND. You win at life. 5/5
January 11th, 2006
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you should be nominated for the oscars.
January 11th, 2006
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5!!! Maybe put a short interlude of clapping between letters? like making them 2 different scenes?
January 11th, 2006
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"Lowl!" LOL... 5'd
January 11th, 2006
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this made my day, love it!
January 11th, 2006
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Word up.
January 11th, 2006
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Wonderful! The best YTMND ever!
January 11th, 2006
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5īd, would have been 6īd if there was an ebaum watermark ;)
January 11th, 2006
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wow wow wow
January 11th, 2006
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Lol he complains about professionalism and spelling/grammer errors, yet he makes the same mistakes if you actrully looked at it lol. And due tell me, isnt it professional to check your clients creditablity before posting something on your site?, and if yo
January 11th, 2006
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Cut)and it isnt professional to lie either, I mean if there was so many complaints on so much of your content and not look into it, You're either insanely stupid.. or lying, since he claims to be professional, i'd say both, cause making fun of your enemy
January 11th, 2006
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I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. THIS DESERVES HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF FIVES!
January 11th, 2006
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cut)i'd say both, cause making fun of your enemy is; and i think everyone will agree.. HIGHLY UNPROFESSIONAL, congrats neil cause i know the FBI is reporting this to you, and i want them to tell you this "YOU FAIL AT LIFE AND PROFESSIONALISM" thank you an
January 11th, 2006
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I am sorry for the double post, but wow. You just... you blew me away at "Yiddish cup."
January 11th, 2006
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I liked how you said l-o-l and not lowl or laught out loud.
January 11th, 2006
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cut)thank you and good day! 5'd cause it was the way i thought he sounded lol. btw sorry for my spelling/grammer errors and length of my post :D.
January 11th, 2006
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i got high and listened to the whole thing right after reading the letters in the forums and laughed, bravo my dear man
January 11th, 2006
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As Neil would say.... LOL!
January 11th, 2006
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bravo, bravo *clap clap clap*
January 11th, 2006
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Nominated for 6 Tony awards!
January 11th, 2006
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55555
January 11th, 2006
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XFD XFD
January 11th, 2006
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A little long but very funny overall.
January 11th, 2006
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Well done.
January 11th, 2006
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1000/5
January 11th, 2006
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"LOL!"
January 11th, 2006
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thank you so much.
January 11th, 2006
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OMFG LOL! You are so awesome dude. One of the funniest YTMND's Ive ever seen. L-O-L made me almost choke on this ginger ale.
January 11th, 2006
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Proof that even with a smart guy's voice, the Baumans still sound like idiots.
January 11th, 2006
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You ARE the man now. Dawg! LOLLE!
January 11th, 2006
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I wonder how many times the hypocritical little computer nerd had to look at the dictionary for that little speech.
January 11th, 2006
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I bet that even Mr.Bauman couldn't say anything bad about this one, considering that if he had said it out loud it wouldn't have sounded half as good.
January 11th, 2006
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Logged in just to five this. You're voice is freaking perfect for this, you must be a proffesional or something.
January 11th, 2006
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very nice
January 11th, 2006
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By the way... People donate. Max might need the donations people, if he has to go to court that is... You better pay up, you all got him in this mess.
January 11th, 2006
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haha very awesome
January 11th, 2006
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http://everybreath.ytmnd.com yah
January 11th, 2006
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Flawless victory.
January 11th, 2006
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Pwnt.
January 11th, 2006
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"Litteraly ran out the door...LOL" So awsome lol 5
January 11th, 2006
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Flawless Victory!
January 11th, 2006
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This is THE best YTMND ever!
January 11th, 2006
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http://cyberterrorists.ytmnd.com
January 11th, 2006
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Literally ran out the door. Lawl!
January 11th, 2006
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I used to do acting, but I don't have an American accent. This ytmnd for the winning lots of votes
January 11th, 2006
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This deserves no less than a perfect 5.
January 11th, 2006
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Those mails from Neil were among the funniest things I have ever read =D
January 11th, 2006
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This. Rules. End of list.
January 11th, 2006
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YES. WIN. 5.
January 11th, 2006
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WHOA!!!! 5 for you!!!!!!
January 11th, 2006
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boy i just cant stop advertising, these are too fun. http://nocomma.ytmnd.com
January 11th, 2006
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The best YTMND of all time.
January 11th, 2006
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eBaumsWorld Inc. is being in the real world? It is a corporation that is making money with having a WEBSITE, ON TEH INTERNETS!!! Also, it represitive curses around just like any "unloved pre-teenager" does.
January 11th, 2006
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tehpwner2, shut the f*ck up.
January 11th, 2006
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An excellent YTMND with great voice acting. And I most certainly oppose anyone who wishes to steal the hard work of other people.
January 11th, 2006
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Amazing Voice Work...it sounds like an actor in a film.
January 11th, 2006
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You know what's funny about this? These Bauman idiots try to sound like they're geniuses, but end up sounding no smarter than a console fanboy on GameFAQs.
January 11th, 2006
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No YTMND has ever made me laugh this much. Totally unexpected and superb.
January 11th, 2006
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That was thoroughly brilliant. Well done. You've got quite the talent for delivery.
January 11th, 2006
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FIVE POUNDS AND SEVENTY-NINE PENCE
January 11th, 2006
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I feel all classy now
January 11th, 2006
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Haha, what kind of tool uses "LOL" and "BTW" in an attempt at a formal email.
January 11th, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!
January 11th, 2006
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This was so f*cking funny I had to make this: http://myyiddishcup.ytmnd.com/ LAWL!
January 11th, 2006
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awesome voice talent
January 11th, 2006
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Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore! If you had a hat I'd throw some change in it. All that and only "choose" at the end was wrong. It's supposed to be the "past tense" version of the word.
January 11th, 2006
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Really nice voice acting. 5.
January 11th, 2006
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5
January 11th, 2006
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Awesome.
January 11th, 2006
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Hahaha, good show.
January 11th, 2006
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You Sir are in the realms of the greatest Shakespearean actors! I laughed and I cried, Bravo!
January 11th, 2006
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Beyond great.
January 11th, 2006
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I laughed my f*cking arse off. Twice.
January 11th, 2006
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Incredible great!
January 11th, 2006
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GREATEST YTMND EVER!!!! LOL!!!!
January 11th, 2006
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This is quite impressive I must say. The whole intro is well put togethere, and I can't help cracking up when hearing your lovely accent Definate 5.
January 11th, 2006
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f*cking brilliant
January 11th, 2006
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One more: http://baumangrammar.ytmnd.com OK OK I'm done.
January 11th, 2006
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lol
January 11th, 2006
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You ARE the man now. Dawg! LOLLE!
January 11th, 2006
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"You should submit this to ebaumsworld" Seconded. It only barely qualifies as harrassment and it's definitely legal.
January 11th, 2006
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XD, this was ffing brilliant, it sounded just the way it sounded in my head when i first read it
January 11th, 2006
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Bravo! Bravo! Viva boomaga and YTMND!
January 11th, 2006
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you sir are god
January 11th, 2006
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A VERY MOVING PERFORMANCE! A FIVE TO YOU, SIR! ENCORE! ENCORE!
January 11th, 2006
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That's dead sexy.
January 11th, 2006
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So dead sexy that I forgot to vote. D'oh.
January 11th, 2006
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thanks to Rawbe, I can't stop laughing : http://myyiddishcup.ytmnd.com
January 11th, 2006
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Thank you soooooo much for reading it instead of using Microsoft Sam or some other crap. That was awesome. Strangely, we don't get to hear the true voice of YTMNDers often.
January 11th, 2006
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Shakespearean brilliance. That's all I can say. Max's reply. NAO.
January 11th, 2006
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I love you.
January 11th, 2006
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VERY NICE
January 11th, 2006
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::stands up applauding:: here here! 5
January 11th, 2006
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Down in front!
January 11th, 2006
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Nice reading!
January 11th, 2006
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TALENT
January 11th, 2006
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wtf? lol
January 11th, 2006
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5'd, just because of the way you say "lol"
January 11th, 2006
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THIS IS MY FAVORITE YTMND EVER YOU WIN
January 11th, 2006
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This is great.
January 11th, 2006
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greatest YTMND EVER, I have to ask, do you have your own sound studio or something?!
January 11th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
January 11th, 2006
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HAVE A GREAT DAY.
January 11th, 2006
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Genius.
January 11th, 2006
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This is the best YTMND ever.
January 11th, 2006
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yes Genius man
January 11th, 2006
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Best acting ever!!11onehundredandeleven
January 11th, 2006
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WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 11th, 2006
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I'll pay you to read at my funeral. o_o I'll double it if you can incorporate "Lawl" too.
January 11th, 2006
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lmfao.
January 11th, 2006
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"Lawl!" You win the internet, sir!
January 11th, 2006
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eBaum is full of crap.
January 11th, 2006
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I loved it.
January 11th, 2006
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you win at the interweb sir.
January 11th, 2006
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LOL!!! awesome acting man
January 11th, 2006
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BRILLIANT!!!! But, alas, If only we could have paid Sean Connery for a reading...sigh.
January 11th, 2006
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Wonderful!
January 11th, 2006
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Lawl towards Ebaum, the "professional" *sshole.
January 11th, 2006
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hooray
January 11th, 2006
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this is simply amazing. i've seen awesome ytmnds, but this is a whole new level
January 11th, 2006
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James Paedesten from GTA: San Andreas FTW
January 11th, 2006
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Hall of fame
January 11th, 2006
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What a splendid sound the human speech can exude when employed by someone so masterfully. Bravo.
January 11th, 2006
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Smells like five.
January 11th, 2006
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LOL
January 11th, 2006
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Excellent, Good sir I have no idea how the hells you pulled off such a thing. Five stars!
January 11th, 2006
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5 starred. good stuff sir!
January 11th, 2006
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Watch out dude, you might piss off Eric's dad.
January 11th, 2006
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Very Monty Python-esque. I lurve it.
January 11th, 2006
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This is real big cinema!
January 11th, 2006
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Best. Ever. I listened to the whole thing. The "yiddish cup" part had me in tears
January 11th, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!
January 11th, 2006
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eBaum has no right to go to the FBI what with their content with hate-crimes. Read their first Hate Mail
January 11th, 2006
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That man cannot be his father."lol", "BTW"...
January 11th, 2006
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You sir, are a comedic genius.
January 11th, 2006
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I could listen to your voice all day. Haw! This is awesome. You sound like you're actually in front of an audience!
January 11th, 2006
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Brilliant.
January 11th, 2006
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Absolutely amazing work of art, bravo and encore.
January 11th, 2006
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Awesome!!
January 11th, 2006
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and i thought MISTER R KYANKA was the best one
January 11th, 2006
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Brilliant voice acting.
January 11th, 2006
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hoho
January 11th, 2006
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bravo
January 11th, 2006
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Frigging Hilarious. Especially the 2nd email. 5'd
January 11th, 2006
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F1V3
January 11th, 2006
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I've been listening to this for the past 30 minutes and it's just awesome.
January 11th, 2006
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YOU WIN, GOOD DAY SIR!!!
January 11th, 2006
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This calls for a six out of five. Best YTMND ever.
January 11th, 2006
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LAWL!
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I was about to turn it off and 3 you... but then you said "LAWL!" Very good.
January 11th, 2006
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****ING YES!
January 11th, 2006
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oh dear god that was funny.. you sir are one hell of a nerd haha, but ridiculously funny
January 11th, 2006
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"literaly ran out the door...LOL" Hahaha
January 11th, 2006
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...you should really consider professional acting, you're quite good. 5/5 :-D
January 11th, 2006
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LOL, I was about to 1 this, then I turned my speakers on.
January 11th, 2006
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Can't wait until you make a reading of Max' response.
January 11th, 2006
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GOLD! f*ckING GOLD!
January 11th, 2006
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I love it, GG
January 11th, 2006
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i agree you have a great speaking voice, and should go into acting :)
January 11th, 2006
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This is made of Win and God.
January 11th, 2006
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LAWL!
January 11th, 2006
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Quite hilarious... it adds a lot to the bombastic nature of the e-mail itself.
January 11th, 2006
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You have a magnificent voice "THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!"
January 11th, 2006
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"LOL!" Amazing.
January 11th, 2006
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I have just registered an account for the sole purpose of five-ing this ytmnd.
January 11th, 2006
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This is, without a doubt, one of the best YTMNDs I have ever seen. The voice acting was pure brilliance!
January 11th, 2006
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Needs medieval version!
January 11th, 2006
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rofl, this is flawlessly done.
January 11th, 2006
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omg yes
January 11th, 2006
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Absolutely superbly done, astoundingly gook job. I completely agree with those who aforementioned that you should go into Drama. :)
January 11th, 2006
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Amazing! Rolling r's had me going! Huzzah cyber-freedom-fighters!
January 11th, 2006
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^^ good*
January 11th, 2006
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I've listened to this, like, 24 times now and it's still making me giggle.
January 11th, 2006
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Seriously, who IS "Neil Bauman." Why would ERIC BAUMAN PRETEND TO BE HIS OWN FATHER?? WOULD HIS FATHER ACTUALLY USE "LOL" IN AN EMAIL ?? HIS ENTIRE MODUS OPERANDI IS SO MESSED UP HERE.
January 11th, 2006
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wow... 50000000000000..../5
January 11th, 2006
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I would give this a 5 if my stars weren't screwed up right now.
January 11th, 2006
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awesome voice acting. its like shakesphere
January 11th, 2006
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Great acting, you're a real pro.
January 11th, 2006
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I would give you a Yiddish cup, if I had one, and if I knew what the f*ck a Yiddish cup is.
January 11th, 2006
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Bravo!
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