My rapping grandmother
Created on: January 17th, 2006
My rapping grandmother
This is really my grandmother rapping. She's hardcore. Yes, she's reading from a paper (she couldn't remember the whole thing), and yes, she does know this is on here. I posted it with her permission.

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January 17th, 2006
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That. Is. Hardcore. Better than Chuck Norris.
January 17th, 2006
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5 for effort. You got y
January 17th, 2006
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The best part is that this really is my grandmother. Some old people are cool. :D
January 17th, 2006
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I approve.
January 17th, 2006
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Let's hear her bust an old school style rhyme, yo. :P
January 17th, 2006
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she needs to work on her delivery
January 17th, 2006
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shame on you whoring out your grandmother for these slobbering YTMND retards.
January 17th, 2006
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I said, "a hip, hop, a hippy, a hippy to the hip hip hop, and you don't stop..."
January 17th, 2006
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i 5'd coz ur a legend... hope it helps
January 17th, 2006
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"I do crossword puzzles and I don't miss a...beat?" It should have been "line." That's what you get from Binghamton!
January 17th, 2006
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you need to add more keywords so its easier to find ;)
January 17th, 2006
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January 17th, 2006
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Ha.
January 17th, 2006
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"while they're runnin...." *COUGHCOUGHHACK*
January 18th, 2006
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I like how she avoided saying the word "dick" so she replaced it with "chips" your grandma is funny so she gets a 5
January 18th, 2006
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Speechless.
January 18th, 2006
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5 b/c I also live in Binghamton!
January 18th, 2006
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omfg, best grandmother ever!!
January 18th, 2006
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binghamton is gay, but this is still funny
January 18th, 2006
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5 for effort, indeed. She seems like she's on her way out too.
January 18th, 2006
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I feel really bad for this grandmother.
January 18th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy sh*t that is f*cking classic. Voted 5!
January 18th, 2006
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Dude. If you get her to record more, this could go well beyond YTMND fad. In fact, it couldn't be much of a YTMND fad at all, unless other grandmas are willing to do this. But this could be like Mahir-level fandom waiting to happen.
January 18th, 2006
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Okay, so probably not Mahir-level. But I bet Ill Mitch-level.
January 18th, 2006
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who would record this? How lame
January 18th, 2006
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Fo' 'sho.
January 18th, 2006
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I had to remix this - it's not great, and the rearranged rhymes are sketchy, but it's got a beat now: http://rappinggrandmaremix.ytmnd.com/
January 18th, 2006
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Is she single?
January 18th, 2006
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WHAT!?!?!
January 18th, 2006
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Hahaha, my grandmother is on the top 15. :P
January 18th, 2006
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This sort of embarasses me.
January 18th, 2006
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Ugh, cringe worthily bad...
January 18th, 2006
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^ And why is that?
January 18th, 2006
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LOL. I wish my grammy was cool like that.
January 18th, 2006
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Holy sh*t, I'm from Binghamton too!
January 18th, 2006
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I'd hit it
January 18th, 2006
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owned your grandma is the man
January 18th, 2006
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Hahahahahahahahaha, very awesome. I'm waiting for someone to remix it with an actual rap beat (although it would be difficult as she doesn't keep a steady rhythm).
January 18th, 2006
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n/m, boomaga got it...hahaha holy sh*t
January 18th, 2006
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The rapping white old person is sort of a cliche, but you get points for geographical proximity. I'm in Buffalo.
January 18th, 2006
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Word to your grandmother. :p
January 18th, 2006
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She did avoid saying dick right? watched it a couple times and just want confirmation
January 18th, 2006
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The shirt did it for me. 5.
January 18th, 2006
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That made me cringe.
January 18th, 2006
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lol @ the lung cancer cough in the middle.
January 18th, 2006
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?!?!?!? I used to live in Albany, but now I'm far far away from NY.
January 18th, 2006
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GJ embarrassing your gradnmother.
January 18th, 2006
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Logged in for 5. Anyone who would own their own grandma to make a ytmnd wins.
January 18th, 2006
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That's so lame, it's awesome.
January 18th, 2006
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you musta reposted this cuz i remeber comenting on it before... anyway i 5'd it then and still do
January 18th, 2006
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I fived it even before the sound loaded, then waited to see if it was really deserving of a 5. It was.
January 18th, 2006
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She TOLD me I should post this, so I don't see how it's embarrassing.
January 18th, 2006
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Phat b33ts, yo.
January 18th, 2006
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That's adorable.
January 18th, 2006
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coolness
January 18th, 2006
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pretty good
January 18th, 2006
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10000 FOR BOWLINE KNOTS!
January 18th, 2006
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"I'll stab you in the f.....face" killed me. a well-deserved 5.
January 18th, 2006
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5 for when she coughs. roflmao
January 18th, 2006
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the cough made me lol so that deserves a 5
January 18th, 2006
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DUDE IM FROM BINGHAMTON....I NEED TO MEET THIS WOMAN
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LOL @ "give them the slip, while they run around eating potato chips"
January 18th, 2006
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YES!! XD
January 18th, 2006
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Whoa! She's... so cool.
January 18th, 2006
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not funny
January 18th, 2006
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Yo, dawg, that ain`t old skoo', that ANCIENT skoo', yo!
January 18th, 2006
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lawl, brilliant
January 18th, 2006
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terror of the neighborhood
January 18th, 2006
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lame.
January 18th, 2006
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How dare you force your grandma to rap.
January 18th, 2006
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oh my goodness.. I didn't just log in to five this.. i actually finally MADE an ACCOUNT here.. just to five this!
January 18th, 2006
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Awesome.
January 18th, 2006
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...Did you write this for her or what? The rustling of paper makes it sound like it. And you're laughing in the backround. But Boomaga's remix makes it all worth it.
January 18th, 2006
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I did write it, and I was trying not to laugh. I couldn't do it, though. And applemouse, you rock!
January 18th, 2006
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Dude, if my grandma was alive, I'd wish she was like yours!
January 18th, 2006
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Your grandma is cool.
January 18th, 2006
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tell your grandma i love her.
January 18th, 2006
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I do crossword puzzles, don't miss a beat. I'll stab you in the f***ing face.
January 18th, 2006
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She's the most hardcore white rapper I've ever seen. Yes, people who do crossword puzzles are real thugs.
January 18th, 2006
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I would
January 18th, 2006
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5 because you actually got your poor grandmother to do this
January 18th, 2006
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love
January 18th, 2006
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a 1 to bring you down. that was terrible. not funny at all. the top 15 should be destroyed lately. almost everything up there right now sucks
January 18th, 2006
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Your Grandma is old.
January 18th, 2006
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She could beat Chuck Norris. 5'd
January 18th, 2006
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coolest grandmother ever, awesome.
January 18th, 2006
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Vehemence666, that was the best comment I've read in a long time. Also, Vehemence is a great band! \m/
January 18th, 2006
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Best grandmother ever.
January 18th, 2006
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5'd
January 18th, 2006
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That's gangsta n*gg*
January 18th, 2006
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Binghamton FTW.
January 18th, 2006
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American accents make me want to die.
January 18th, 2006
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horid
January 18th, 2006
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hahaha you can hear her reading it...that makes it better. I hope she doesn't stab me in the face.
January 18th, 2006
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January 18th, 2006
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new ytmnd god?
January 18th, 2006
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cute, but no cigar.
January 18th, 2006
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Go granny.
January 18th, 2006
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Still better than the crap they show on MTV.
January 18th, 2006
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a 1 becuase it's not your grandmother. It's mine...
January 18th, 2006
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BEST YTMND EVER. Personal touches are always a 5 in my book.
January 18th, 2006
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You win the intrawebs!
January 18th, 2006
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Dude. Your Grandma rocks... lmao
January 18th, 2006
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It's funny because she spoke it so horribly
January 18th, 2006
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You make bunny cry.
January 18th, 2006
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Your grandma wins teh intarweb. You are lucky to share genes with so great a woman.
January 18th, 2006
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This is gonna be a fad. I hate you.
January 18th, 2006
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Your grandma is straight-up gangsta, this ytmnd highlights my day.
January 18th, 2006
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5'd for disturbing me so.
January 18th, 2006
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suxorz
January 18th, 2006
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this made me cry
January 18th, 2006
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the utensils being stolen got me to LAWL
January 18th, 2006
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5'd for the cough
January 18th, 2006
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XMFD!!! YOU SIR WIN!
January 18th, 2006
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5'd for shamelessness lol
January 18th, 2006
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Holy sh*t haha
January 18th, 2006
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hahahaha, awesome grandma
January 18th, 2006
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Another f*ggot makes a gay site.
January 19th, 2006
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perfect
January 19th, 2006
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5 for hearing the page turn
January 19th, 2006
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i wouldnt normally make a Sonic site, but here you go... save it if you like, because i dont know if i'll keep it... http://sonicgrandmaadvice.ytmnd.com/
January 19th, 2006
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Definitely NOT better than Chuck Norris. GrapeDrink is horribly mistaken.
January 19th, 2006
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Spotz,this is cute-and the 2 spinoffs are cute-but if this site stays popular for more than a day or 2, the spoofs are gonna get less cute & more mean & sick like they always do. Gram's sweet, I dont think you thought this thru.
January 19th, 2006
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I never expected it to get on the top 15...
January 19th, 2006
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^yeah money-hat, if someone does something MALICIOUS with this ytmnd, we must form a posse to take them DOWN...
January 19th, 2006
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likewise spotz, if you dont like mine and want me to take it down, just say the word.
January 19th, 2006
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I wouldn't mind if she became a fad, as long as the sites were clean and didn't make her look bad. She does have a good sense of humor.
January 22nd, 2006
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Yo, thanks for the counter action... don't know how much it helped though. He 1'd my whole board for no reason. Funny stuff here! Your grandma??? Brilliant!
January 27th, 2006
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Rappin grandma lol is that your voice faintly in the background?
January 27th, 2006
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Yeah, that's me laughing.
January 27th, 2006
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Slut
January 29th, 2006
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LOL IM STILL LAWLING
January 30th, 2006
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Cute.Grandmas are teh shizzle.
January 30th, 2006
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Dude great site! I rofl'd for hours. So i decided to do a spinoff let me know what your grandma thinks, lol!
January 30th, 2006
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http://grannyvs.ytmnd.com
January 31st, 2006
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*response* If you've ever seen 8 mile, it was at the beginning of the movie that Eminem choked and got boo'ed off the stage when it was his turn to freestyle
January 31st, 2006
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onamae accused me, along with you & Sitsu, of being a part of Rapping Grandma's Posse, since we downvoted his 2 mean Rowdy Ruth spoofs - I made this to identify who really is in her posse... Hope you like... (based on the Andre the Giant posse) http://ro
January 31st, 2006
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http://rowdyruthhasaposse.ytmnd.com/
February 6th, 2006
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5 bc it's a ytmnd
February 7th, 2006
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this is for you Spotz... didnt intend to use it for anything, was just messing around - http://www.savefile.com/files/2178822
February 7th, 2006
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W...T...F..
February 10th, 2006
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HOLY FREAKING LOL
February 17th, 2006
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Respect The Rapping Grandmother.
February 22nd, 2006
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You don't use a bowline knot for hanging things (Damn you, Boy Scouts). Anyway, Spotz, you always make the best sh*t.
March 20th, 2006
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lmfao
March 20th, 2006
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lmao I hear you laughing. YO YO YO!
April 2nd, 2006
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lolz... hahah, hardcore upstate NY?!?
April 7th, 2006
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hahhahah
April 9th, 2006
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Your grandma is f*cking awesome
April 14th, 2006
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dude your grandmother is sweet, i love how you can hear her turning the pages of the script haha
April 28th, 2006
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I'll stab you in the fffffffffffFACE!
May 10th, 2006
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lol my grandmas name is ethel and i call her E the L. She doesnt get it.
May 11th, 2006
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Favorite
June 3rd, 2006
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I put this on some bitches myspace profile
June 5th, 2006
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Yo yo yo. YOU WIN.
June 23rd, 2006
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hall of fame needs more rapping grandma
July 19th, 2006
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nice. haha i hear you laughing in the background.
August 2nd, 2006
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shes a mean mean killing machine.
August 24th, 2006
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what...the F*CK?!!!!!
August 25th, 2006
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Do you know what a bowline knot is? It's a non-slip knot, which is totally unsuited for cat hanging.
August 25th, 2006
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Awww. Your grandma rules.
August 25th, 2006
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New from Spotz, it's Grandma™! Now with rapid Facestabbibng Action™!! 5'd
August 25th, 2006
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5 for Bowline knot
September 20th, 2006
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lol i was going to 1 this at first because it was so messed up but as i listened to it even though it was exactly what i expected i couldnt help but give you a 5 dunno weird
October 2nd, 2006
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Our radio station lost all funding. F*ck.
November 26th, 2006
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Very cute. Could be interpreted as a mockery, but I doubt you intended it to be. This really makes me smile because my grandma was similarly cool and fun. Give yours a big hug for me.
January 7th, 2010
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