*OMG* Chuck Norris really did it!
Created on: January 30th, 2006
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A parody of Teknorat's site.

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January 30th, 2006
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Oooh... lol.
January 30th, 2006
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great music
January 30th, 2006
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because no one f*cks with chuck norris. not even the president.
January 30th, 2006
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Please. Chuck doesn't need a rifle for that.
January 30th, 2006
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Great adaptation. I love that this image is catching on. =D
January 30th, 2006
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Killing Kenedy isn't exactly funny...even if it's Chuck Norris.
January 30th, 2006
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^need a kleenex?
January 30th, 2006
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I was gonna do this but thought what i did would get a higher score, rather than insulting some americans. You might be lucky enougth to get a comment list as funny as http://jfkpatriot.ytmnsfw.com/ :P
January 30th, 2006
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well i heard that chuck norris deflected the bullet with his beard, and JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement
January 30th, 2006
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Anyone know which site was the first to use this clip of Norris? I want to credit it.
January 30th, 2006
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Well, I originally used just the Chuck Shooting and Reloading clip, but I got the Shooting/Reloading clip off another YTMND. Lemme see if I can go find it, I should also credit it.
January 30th, 2006
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I usually hate chuck norris sites but this one is good
January 30th, 2006
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hey dude, were you serious when you posted the link to http://jumptokahnclusions.ytmnd.com/ ?? It was the whole point!
January 30th, 2006
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You sick bastard.
January 30th, 2006
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^ Most satisfying 1 I've ever gotten. :)
January 30th, 2006
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You've finally done it Spotz. Congrats!
January 31st, 2006
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lmao, even if I was American I'd find this hilarious.
January 31st, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHA f*cking funny :D Well done.
January 31st, 2006
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best.sh*t.ever You make the Teknorat proud.
January 31st, 2006
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Yikes, I'm afraid you don't win anything. Better luck next time!
January 31st, 2006
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this ytmnd makes Chuck Norris look bad. You fail.
January 31st, 2006
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Holy sh*t, thank you for the donation, Teknorat! :D Max is getting a lot of money from you.
January 31st, 2006
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I'm so tired of the Chuck Norris thing, but this is great, I give you a "4", sir.
January 31st, 2006
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HAHAHAHAH
January 31st, 2006
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This site, along with all his others will soon be deleted. This user has been caught with 49 accounts.
January 31st, 2006
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Who the hell makes this sh*t?? And who sponsors it?!
January 31st, 2006
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2006-01-31 15:45:49 max This site, along with all his others will soon be deleted. This user has been caught with 49 accounts.
January 31st, 2006
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What????
January 31st, 2006
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I certainly don't have 49 accounts...
January 31st, 2006
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you've got it wrong. he STOPPED the bullets, and JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. you dumbass.
January 31st, 2006
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Paypal hack?
January 31st, 2006
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how many do you have spotz?
January 31st, 2006
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I had 3 others that I decided not to use. I'm not sure about my roommates (he joined in 2004), but I can tell you the account he uses currently. I'll do it in another site. We share the same ip.
January 31st, 2006
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That is to say I had 3 others before finally deciding on this name.
January 31st, 2006
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I have logs of 40 different accounts upvoting some of your sites. Normally I would be willing to believe you but you logged in to a couple of them with the same ip they were all registered with.
January 31st, 2006
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Well I did some voting with those three at the time, before moving on, but I really have no idea what the other 37 are. Can you email the names of them to me?
January 31st, 2006
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i cant really laugh at kennedy dieing.
January 31st, 2006
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January 31st, 2006
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You sir fail at life. 49 accounts is ridiculous.
January 31st, 2006
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Yeah, it is. I never made 49, though...
January 31st, 2006
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so first you had three and now its 12?
January 31st, 2006
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No, I never made 49, 40 or 37 accounts. Only this one and the other 3 that I decided not to go with. People got to know this name so it's the one I stuck with. Heck, I'll even tell you what the other 3 were if you want.
January 31st, 2006
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Dude, spotz, give it up. You've been pwnt. Take the anal abuse like a man.
January 31st, 2006
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NEVER question Chuck Norris.
January 31st, 2006
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I'd give up if I was guilty of having 49 accounts, but I never made that many. And max, I think I just sent you an email. Otherwise someone else will be getting it. :P
January 31st, 2006
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Chuck's dick was responsible for 9/11, true story
January 31st, 2006
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Umm...maybe I'm looking at it wrong...but isn't that Clint Eastwood?
January 31st, 2006
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If that's Clint then a lot of people who've used this gif have been duped...
January 31st, 2006
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Not funny, you should be permantly banned for that, whoever made it.
January 31st, 2006
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lol, people arguing gets a 5
January 31st, 2006
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Use the Walker theme song and I'll 5 this.
January 31st, 2006
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Nah, Equilibrium is more epic.
January 31st, 2006
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Wait, you gave this a one Teknorat yet you donated $153 dollars in its name? Don't seen the logic in that. >_
January 31st, 2006
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f*ggot
January 31st, 2006
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Koolkirby, it's because everything thinks I have 49 accounts. Still trying to clear that up...
January 31st, 2006
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not even remotely good or funny.
January 31st, 2006
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I upvoted his sites, but of my own free will. my brother upvotes my sites, does that mean I'm going to get deleted because we have the same IP? and what about my friend on aim that upvotes me, will he get banned?
January 31st, 2006
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Anyway don't die, and you've got so many friends here that you don't need multiple accounts anyway, methinks theres something wrong here.
January 31st, 2006
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By now Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked the author of this lie
January 31st, 2006
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^ is furiously masturbating to a picture of chuck norris
January 31st, 2006
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Ok I admit, this was a very bad time in America's history... but I can't help it. This made me laugh. Really hard. And I don't like it... but lol.
January 31st, 2006
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Lol funny... Chuck Norris could just as easily roundhouse kicked him to death. I like the music, goes will with whole scene.
January 31st, 2006
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The people giving these Kennedy YTMNDs money are mentally ill
January 31st, 2006
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congratulations, you're a douche
January 31st, 2006
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If only I could 1 this again. OH I THINK ILL MAKE SOME MORE ACCOUNTS!
January 31st, 2006
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Oh, so it's not funny when he just dies, but it is when Chuck Norris does it? Please.
January 31st, 2006
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Little know fact, Chuck Norris was pointing the gun in the opposite direction.
January 31st, 2006
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GOD BLESS 'MERICA
January 31st, 2006
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I don't know WHAT to rate this
January 31st, 2006
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Why is JFK's murder suddenly a fad? You disgust me.
January 31st, 2006
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"If only I could 1 this again. OH I THINK ILL MAKE SOME MORE ACCOUNTS!"
January 31st, 2006
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^LOL, PWNT!
January 31st, 2006
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I can't believe someone donated 153 dollars to this hunk of sh*t.
January 31st, 2006
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It's still $153.46 that will go towards making ytmnd better, whether you like this site or not. I never intended for this to have so many views, but what can I say? I didn't donate the money.
January 31st, 2006
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Well hopefully it's all a big mis-understanding. I'm sure Max will sort it out soon.
January 31st, 2006
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I certainly hope so. What I did have I was honest about. I still haven't heard anything about what/who/how the other 40+ accounts are tied in with me, though. I hope max will tell me. :o
January 31st, 2006
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This YTMND isn't very good, but the guy seems pretty legit to me. And that's why he isn't quitting. He is too legit to quit.
January 31st, 2006
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^ Y thank you for getting that damn song stuck in my head.
February 1st, 2006
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I can't believe nobody said it this way yet... BOOM HEADSHOT!
February 1st, 2006
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Five for the money.
February 1st, 2006
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yeah thats not funny to joke about the JFK incident
February 1st, 2006
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5 for the money, and also for the fact this ytmnd is funny. something, something, sunny.
February 1st, 2006
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Boom, Headshot! :D
February 1st, 2006
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LMAO Controversial subject that makes little f*ggots whine FTW!
February 1st, 2006
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i was waiting for this one to be made
February 1st, 2006
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Chuck Norris jokes are REALLY unfunny.
February 1st, 2006
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I'm not offended at all by the JFK ytmnds, they're just f*cking stupid.
February 1st, 2006
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Why did he do it? Because he could
February 1st, 2006
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yeah the fact is supposed to be Chuck stopped the bullets with his beard then JFKs head exploded out of sheer amazment. But still this could have been a potential outcome too.
February 1st, 2006
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Didn't see that coming
February 1st, 2006
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Spotz, if your in university, then it's very likely that all of the students share the same IP. Because ISP would be split between all of you.
February 1st, 2006
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Hmmm, that may just be. Would they all really be the same IP, though? Somehow that doesn't make sense to me.
February 1st, 2006
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-4 for norris
February 1st, 2006
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First off 49 accounts gets you stuck with a 1 no matter what the YTMND is about...if proven otherwise i will change. Also Chuck Norris is gay and the JFK assassination is not funny.
February 1st, 2006
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The controversy here is not over accounts, it's that fact that THAT is definately Clint Eastwood. Look at his eyes. Chuck has the martial arts, but NOBODY messes with Clint's stare...not even Samuel L.
February 1st, 2006
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February 1st, 2006
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Chuck Norris sucks nd this is just awful.
February 1st, 2006
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why wud he do that
February 1st, 2006
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BECAUSE HE CAN.
February 1st, 2006
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I don't really find JFK getting killed funny. At all. Even with 'ol Chuck.
February 1st, 2006
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why you ask? Chuck Norris needs not a reason for any action
February 1st, 2006
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jfk isnt funny yet :(
February 1st, 2006
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Why? Because he's Chuck f*cking Norris.
February 2nd, 2006
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who the hell sponsors thsi sh*t
February 2nd, 2006
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spotz has been pwn3d! lol, sry dog, I hope you dont get banned. Max is a nice guy, he's probably looking into it right now.
February 2nd, 2006
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lol good job
February 2nd, 2006
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Kennedy was a sh*t president, and this is funny. If spotz gets banned and this site deleted because of that, I'll remake it myself.
February 2nd, 2006
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4 for the moolah
February 2nd, 2006
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Although everyones still a bit shaken up about JFK, I don't think Spotz will be banned for this, as there are much more offensive sites online.
February 2nd, 2006
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lol hope u got "153.46 after fees" bux!
February 2nd, 2006
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The same loser keeps donating money to these sh*t sites...
February 2nd, 2006
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JFK dissing = no
February 2nd, 2006
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Lighten Up Ya little sh*ts, you don't seem to have a problem making fun of some kid who commited suicide or some wheel chair bound ugly guy so why do you care about this?
February 2nd, 2006
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i cant vote 5 in good conscience. so i 4'd it
February 2nd, 2006
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max ip ban him already
February 2nd, 2006
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"Lighten Up Ya little sh*ts, you don't seem to have a problem making fun of some kid who commited suicide or some wheel chair bound ugly guy so why do you care about this?"
February 3rd, 2006
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Why on earth delete this? I mean, it happened 40 years ago, kk? Just one man.
February 3rd, 2006
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i thought it was brilliant man, and f*ckin hilarious. a definite 5.
February 3rd, 2006
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and yet these people find the holocaust funny
February 3rd, 2006
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GET IT BACK, OR GIVE ME THE GIF AND ILL MAKE IT AGAIN
February 3rd, 2006
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Hilarious or not, I'm tired of the people saying that it should be ME who's assassinated, etc. etc... I'm hoping that if I delete this and someone else takes the domain and remakes it the donation will roll over. That's what I think I'm going to do.
February 3rd, 2006
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If you want to remake this site on the same domain leave me a comment on another one of my sites.
February 3rd, 2006
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Just put the site back. It was funny.
February 3rd, 2006
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Like you were all around when JFK was alive.
February 3rd, 2006
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u know what i don't understand. why people say this is awful but everyone think the WTC tetris is great. or the constant nagging of brian peppers who actully didn't grop that nurse. i rate this a five just to piss u sensitive people off.
February 3rd, 2006
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5 for being a real man and rescinding it. Also, the music rules. Also cocks.
February 3rd, 2006
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omg brian peppers is in a wheelchair
February 3rd, 2006
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just put the gif back, controversy is good, it was a sucesful ytmnd.
February 3rd, 2006
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gif plz?
February 3rd, 2006
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I'll take it, Spotz. I don't want the money to go to waste, plus I don't give a sh*t what users think of my stuff, I do it for me and my friends.
February 3rd, 2006
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grow your balls back
February 3rd, 2006
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Why?
February 3rd, 2006
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spotsz grow some balls, put the gif back and stick it to the man
February 3rd, 2006
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Pu the gif back duder. The money stays with max regardless.
February 3rd, 2006
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Catch 22 to the max. I still wish your money could be moved to another site.
February 3rd, 2006
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i snap dat n*gg*z head g0t f*ckT up
February 3rd, 2006
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5'd for exploding heads
February 4th, 2006
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y is this sponsored?
February 4th, 2006
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yes woot the gif is back. dude you are my hero. way to tell everyone to shove it up their ass. Im gonna upvote all your sites
February 4th, 2006
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This needs to be moved to the nsfw site again.
February 4th, 2006
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5/5 for equillibrium.
February 4th, 2006
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That's Clint Eastwood.
February 4th, 2006
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2 for chuck, -3 for thinking that seeing one of our presidents getting assasinated is funny.
February 4th, 2006
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1 for Chuck Norris.
February 4th, 2006
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I hope Max bans your sick ass.
February 4th, 2006
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no-skill AWPing noob cheater
February 4th, 2006
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Coz he can. But Chucks roundhouse kick is much more lethal than that lame AWP.
February 4th, 2006
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People die and get killed every goddamn day. For those of you who downvote this because he was a former President... gtfoti, thnxdie.
February 4th, 2006
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+1 star for the balls to return it to it's original form.
February 4th, 2006
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jesus christ. 5'd
February 4th, 2006
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So Brian Peppers molestation is funny...but the Assassination of Kennedy isn't? Nobody ever weeps for the other leaders assassinated. Personally, I'd laugh my f*cking *ss off if somebody did Chuck Norris wasting other leaders like Trotsky.
February 4th, 2006
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Communist
February 4th, 2006
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Swish!
February 4th, 2006
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I agree with alot of you...Peppers is funny, Myspace suicide is funny, emo kids cutting themselves is funny, but you draw the line at a 40+ year old assassination which most likely none of you were alive for? WTF.
February 4th, 2006
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You pussies whine and get offended at one of your prez' assasination, yet you try to offend people with YTMNDs? Stop being hypocrits and either GTFO, or deal with this! I hope you all die of herpes! 5'D
February 4th, 2006
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That's so wrong. lol
February 4th, 2006
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It's okay for YTMND users to spam a suicide discussion forum with real people trying to cope with their life problems (just read the stories there... how would you feel if your wife died in your arms from cancer?) But it's NOT okay to make a harmless YTM
February 4th, 2006
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But it's not okay to make a harmless YTMND about JFK event from 50 years ago? But it's okay to laugh at the death of millions of Jews from WWII, isn't it? Heh, some of you are retards.
February 4th, 2006
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Because Chuck is a Republican that is why.
February 4th, 2006
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Wrong president, it should be W BUSH!!
February 4th, 2006
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Why isn't this nsfw yet? :(
February 4th, 2006
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don't disrespect Chuck
February 4th, 2006
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so bad... yet so good
February 4th, 2006
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JFK just got Norris-pwned.
February 4th, 2006
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When I edited the page it got reverted back to the sfw site. Just mark it nsfw and the mods will move it eventually.
February 4th, 2006
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Let a new era of ofensiveness regin over the land!
February 4th, 2006
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The original is here: http://chuckawp.ytmnd.com I personally made it from Lone Wolf McQuade, an officially purchased DVD sitting on my desk. Starring Chuck Norris and David Carradine. Think Clint Eastwood is in it? Too bad, you're an idiot.
February 4th, 2006
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OWNED.
February 4th, 2006
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Thanks for letting me know. You've been credited StarGunner.
February 4th, 2006
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I thought chuck norris went back in time and deflected all three bullets with his beard and JFK's head exploded out of amazement?
February 4th, 2006
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Pwned!
February 4th, 2006
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Boo.
February 4th, 2006
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February 4th, 2006
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Awful lot of honkies in here.
February 4th, 2006
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Freedom of speech, freedom of press, he can make this if he want to!
February 4th, 2006
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yeah uh... no.
February 4th, 2006
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lol nice hahaha dead presidents
February 4th, 2006
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Mr Spotz as a punishment for your sins you must view http://dreamtruck.ytmnd.com/ and then all shall be forgiven. Here is your 5 in advance.
February 4th, 2006
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1) JFK = not funny yet. Lincon = funny 2) Spotz shouldn't be banned. 3) I could think of 10000 better ways to spend that cash.
February 4th, 2006
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^ oh noes teh funi 5-0!
February 5th, 2006
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150 bucks? damn.
February 5th, 2006
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RIP JFK, at least you died at the hands of a man far greater then you.
February 5th, 2006
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5 to piss off the crybabies
February 5th, 2006
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Have you emailed Max about shifting the donation, or are you just gonna keep it?
February 5th, 2006
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I'm just going to keep it. The hating has subsided, anyway.
February 5th, 2006
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Well... there is only one thing left to do: blantantly promote my latest site http://osamadidntdoit.ytmnd.com/
February 6th, 2006
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Many thanks to whoever finally got Teknorat's money moved to another site. Now this one can just fade away.
February 7th, 2006
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Chuck is mean :( lol
February 8th, 2006
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LOL 5
February 17th, 2006
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I don't get why morons are spouting off random idiotic comments like OMFG I hoep u die. This one is actually funny because of the Chuck Norris clip edited into it. If you want to spam cause you think he's an insensitive *ss go to the original one.
February 21st, 2006
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Vote changed back to 5, you're still around so I guess you didn't make tonnes of accounts :)
March 13th, 2006
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I'm still alive.
March 15th, 2006
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JFK should've leveled up his defence before entering battle with a Norris.
November 7th, 2006
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SHOOT EM IN THE FACE NEXT COWARD.
November 7th, 2006
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Have I been in the back seat before, I don't know.