I got this Email after eating out at McDonalds.
Created on: February 6th, 2006
I got this Email after eating out at McDonalds.
Deals 
thekingseesall.ytmnd.com
It appears my safety is not guarenteed. I won't get paid when I get back, since it's hard to escape from a small box that just got thrown into a tar pit.
My email box
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ytmnd1337
February 6th, 2006
9:07:00 PM CST
(1)
It seems your safety is not guaranteed. Would you like fries with that?
Madmanishere
February 8th, 2006
7:20:40 PM CST
(0)
I heard chuck norris is hiring himself out as a body guard...
ShadowSquall
February 8th, 2006
8:37:37 PM CST
(0)
ROFL Nice.
Kaination
February 8th, 2006
8:37:53 PM CST
(0)
rofl, great.
Oonter
February 8th, 2006
8:40:35 PM CST
(0)
GOOD JOB ON LEAVING EMAILS!! PREPARE YO BE PWNED!!!
ArmchairAthlete
February 8th, 2006
8:45:00 PM CST
(0)
the real laugh here is someone using yahoo mail
mrgrim
February 8th, 2006
8:45:30 PM CST
(0)
WIN WIN WIN you should photoshop the eyes in the top as the king though.
explosivofueled
February 8th, 2006
8:45:32 PM CST
(0)
Nice job. You really should edit that so that your e-mail address is blacked out, though, or you're gonna get spammed.
xbleetodreamx
February 8th, 2006
8:45:35 PM CST
(0)
lolol, someone's going to get spammed :)
mrgrim
February 8th, 2006
8:46:47 PM CST
(0)
the real laugh here is someone using yahoo mail TRUE dude switch to gmail. www.gmail.com ;)
cyclonus
February 8th, 2006
8:53:41 PM CST
(0)
What the gay?
espie
February 8th, 2006
8:54:12 PM CST
(0)
i got this too,ate at miccy d's the next night , come home,house was burned to the ground,care flipped over,and there was bk spelled in gasoline on fire in my yard.
Link459
February 8th, 2006
9:07:39 PM CST
(0)
Lol @ the ad for being uber wrong, lawl, hazel =/= green. :P
echeese
February 8th, 2006
9:13:09 PM CST
(0)
Firefox, fived.
grassleaf
February 9th, 2006
9:07:00 AM CST
(0)
The King uses Yahoo! Mail?
mkomega
February 9th, 2006
9:29:14 AM CST
(0)
Dude, don't do it again or he'll kill you next time!
gouki4u
February 9th, 2006
9:31:23 AM CST
(0)
I lol'd. Also Link459 is correct.
monkeyhelmet
February 9th, 2006
9:34:57 AM CST
(0)
I will 1 all your sites just because you're trolling for 5's.
MentalMan
February 9th, 2006
9:43:29 AM CST
(0)
Eat Eat Cookies
jinzorob1
February 9th, 2006
9:46:50 AM CST
(0)
Where is your God now? Awesome.
o0Ender0o
February 9th, 2006
9:53:45 AM CST
(0)
at least he's giving you a chance to repent your sins
HeyBlue
February 23rd, 2006
11:33:34 PM CST
(0)
dude this f*cking rocks
EVA
March 2nd, 2006
12:36:32 AM CST
(0)
AMAZING.
Tebor
March 19th, 2006
1:05:53 AM CST
(0)
I don't know how true this is, but it's FUNNY to think about. BK owns us all!
Simo
March 19th, 2006
5:48:40 PM CST
(0)
O fortuna is such a fitting song!
Bobbybobby
March 21st, 2006
2:45:41 PM CST
(0)
lol
Drusamson
March 25th, 2006
4:58:01 PM CST
(0)
it's blue, thats the most common eye color, isn't it?
vigilante4x
March 27th, 2006
2:57:26 PM CST
(0)
Saftey not guaranteed when eating out.
monkeyleejones
April 12th, 2006
11:32:12 AM CDT
(0)
holy sh*t
Caffy
April 15th, 2006
8:59:32 PM CDT
(0)
rofl nice
RonaldoMcDonaldo
June 1st, 2006
3:32:35 PM CDT
(0)
i lafted my anus off when i first saw this, why didnt i vote for it back then? oh well, here's your belated 5
Refractor
June 12th, 2006
11:52:15 PM CDT
(0)
haha, your safe now, Ronald has put an end to his tyranny http://revengeagainsttheking.ytmnd.com/
Valamort
June 18th, 2006
4:53:07 PM CDT
(0)
The fact that green is hazel is the strangest part of this YTMND for me.
Xerokun
June 20th, 2006
7:08:45 PM CDT
(0)
time to post pron to deadecoy@yahoo.com
Armitage112
June 28th, 2006
10:08:22 AM CDT
(0)
Great, now everyone has your email address. Or someone's, at least.
TheHouse
June 30th, 2006
12:38:04 AM CDT
(0)
Where is your God now, indeed.
BaftA
July 1st, 2006
12:50:38 PM CDT
(0)
HAHA YOU ATE SOMEONE OUT AT MACDONALDS??
DaReJa
July 5th, 2006
9:14:51 AM CDT
(0)
NICE ONE LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrognoramus
July 7th, 2006
11:15:30 AM CDT
(0)
TRANSPARENT ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET
Down
July 10th, 2006
8:05:51 AM CDT
(0)
lmao
umryan
July 13th, 2006
1:46:34 PM CDT
(0)
haha
coffy
July 14th, 2006
1:26:56 PM CDT
(0)
omg dont go to mcdonalds go to burgerking!!!!
JaffaCake0
July 14th, 2006
5:07:33 PM CDT
(0)
what were the other unread messages
felinoid
July 15th, 2006
5:09:40 AM CDT
(0)
I eat at Wendys. The king can't object to that. I mean the king eats Wendy every now and then. (and 69s her)
tehsn1p3r
July 18th, 2006
1:47:41 PM CDT
(0)
lol
ForkHead
July 19th, 2006
3:36:24 PM CDT
(0)
5 for the BK threat... -1 for using yahoo
noclip
July 19th, 2006
6:24:25 PM CDT
(0)
Obviously, he does not approve.
Alexander
July 23rd, 2006
11:35:34 AM CDT
(0)
O.o
Scissorfight
July 23rd, 2006
11:35:47 AM CDT
(0)
lol clever
PastorTravis
July 23rd, 2006
11:36:41 AM CDT
(0)
Mcdonalds food > BK Food Mcdonalds mascot < BK Mascot
HawkHarrelson
July 24th, 2006
7:25:55 PM CDT
(0)
you can put it on the board..... yes!
ObadiahtheSlim
July 26th, 2006
5:04:22 AM CDT
(0)
The king sees you and he does not approve.
Der-Uber-Feldwebel
July 29th, 2006
8:18:25 PM CDT
(0)
thats creepy lol
Gedankengift
July 29th, 2006
8:20:46 PM CDT
(0)
Teh King is watching thou !
m2cks
July 31st, 2006
4:49:45 PM CDT
(0)
dude...
Firebrand102
August 2nd, 2006
5:41:29 PM CDT
(0)
theburgerking666@yahoo.com... nice
Valamort
August 2nd, 2006
6:11:16 PM CDT
(0)
That's right! Don't you ever disobey him again!
imthewolfman
August 5th, 2006
5:00:32 AM CDT
(0)
fail. try harder next time.
Deals
August 5th, 2006
1:03:26 PM CDT
(0)
Well, it took me roughly 5 minutes to create an account and send that email to myself. Didn't really try at all, and it still got a rating over 4. :P
Mson
August 6th, 2006
6:32:26 PM CDT
(0)
fail, now I know your e-mail =)
nate272
August 6th, 2006
6:37:12 PM CDT
(0)
same thing happened to me...
mirello
August 8th, 2006
8:32:28 PM CDT
(0)
Empty your bulk.
BandannaJones
August 8th, 2006
8:32:36 PM CDT
(0)
deadecoy@yahoo.com, eh? If you'll excuse me, I have some porn to be signing somebody up for... Oh, and change the music. I'm so sick of that one.
James812
August 10th, 2006
7:46:23 AM CDT
(0)
-1 For haveing the BK dude email address @yahoo
Chiaki777
August 14th, 2006
1:24:31 AM CDT
(0)
Ahhh he is watching you
Skorpius
August 17th, 2006
4:06:10 PM CDT
(0)
Image isn't cropped.
Deals
August 17th, 2006
7:15:55 PM CDT
(0)
Bah. Who gives a crap if it's cropped. Why in my day, we had to walk FIFTEEN miles to get an image cropped and we liked old fashioned ice-cream, damnit! ...What was I talking about again?
Zondergrod
August 20th, 2006
2:26:09 AM CDT
(0)
MonkeyFriedRice
August 20th, 2006
1:21:39 PM CDT
(0)
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
buk9tp
August 21st, 2006
7:20:41 AM CDT
(0)
http://ronaldthemanmcdonald.ytmnd.com/
Ryeder69
August 23rd, 2006
2:38:48 AM CDT
(0)
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blindReticle
August 28th, 2006
12:17:42 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
SovietDoom
August 28th, 2006
7:47:59 PM CDT
(0)
Cunning.
wasabi54
August 28th, 2006
7:51:12 PM CDT
(0)
DEAR GOD! The King DOES see all! *hides mcdonalds fries*
Icecream458
August 29th, 2006
12:18:11 PM CDT
(0)
mattdh12
August 31st, 2006
10:55:35 PM CDT
(0)
"Bout Theme" by Y. K...
squirrelsgonewild
September 5th, 2006
1:30:58 PM CDT
(0)
I wasn't paying attention, and thought this was my mail. 5'd
Cashuea
September 19th, 2006
8:03:36 PM CDT
(0)
3/5. ill make it 4 once you fix the music problem.
Cashuea
September 19th, 2006
8:04:26 PM CDT
(0)
nevermind, its firefox thats donig it. 4/5
Ghost2k
September 22nd, 2006
9:24:26 AM CDT
(0)
One more time...
euronymous
October 3rd, 2006
3:11:32 PM CDT
(0)
-2 for "666" in the email address.
DoomRater
June 20th, 2007
3:46:04 PM CDT
(0)
I love how everyone is threatening to spam your account, as if that's even a bother nowadays. Hell, I wonder if those punks didn't get themselves banned from the internet for trying it!
Flameman
August 30th, 2010
8:32:46 PM CDT
(-1)
you got a stalker