Tomahawk Missile is smart
Created on: February 9th, 2006
Tomahawk Missile is smart
How a tomahawk missile works. As some people are saying that just giving him credit is not enough. Here is vitehites URL, I just thought this picture was better for the sound. http://missileerror.ytmnd.com

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February 11th, 2006
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After watching it 3 times, I now understand! 5'd
February 11th, 2006
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I'v got it! Fu*king pixi dust!
February 11th, 2006
(2)
So we know where Bin Laden is, because we know where he isn't?
February 11th, 2006
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http://asuwlink.uwyo.edu/~jimkirk/guidance.html
February 11th, 2006
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Not that hard to follow.
February 11th, 2006
(1)
This gets funnier everytime i listen to it
February 11th, 2006
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it all makes sense now...
February 11th, 2006
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However, you are an ignorent dumbf*ck.
February 11th, 2006
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"TOMAHAWK MISSILE!"
February 11th, 2006
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What is this mindf*ck?!
February 11th, 2006
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ERROR FTW
February 11th, 2006
(1)
HAHA I WAS SO CONFUSED THAT I DIDDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT THE TRACK LOOPED, I LOVE YOU
February 11th, 2006
(1)
IM CONFUSED... SO 5'D!!! VICTOLY!!!!
February 11th, 2006
(1)
I'm not in Paris, so I must be in Hackensack, New Jersey!
February 11th, 2006
(0)
My head hurts, but in that really awesome way.
February 11th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
February 11th, 2006
(0)
Where am I?
February 11th, 2006
(0)
ok
February 11th, 2006
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wtf
February 11th, 2006
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Bwahahahahahaha
February 11th, 2006
(-1)
I understood exactly what he was saying. You all are just simpletons.
February 11th, 2006
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Very phallic
February 11th, 2006
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I actually understood that.
February 11th, 2006
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wtfux?
February 11th, 2006
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ow. just ow. that hurt TOO much.
February 11th, 2006
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I get it. The missile is given a target (where it isn't), and launched from a launchpad (where it is)
February 12th, 2006
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I found this A LONG TIME AGO on some random site that was on image search. I have that .WAV on my mp3 player
February 12th, 2006
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Makes sense to me, guys. AI is just a really touchy subject to explain - it's really all just a bunch of formulas thrown inside one another.
February 12th, 2006
(1)
His explanation has given me an ice cream headache.
February 12th, 2006
(1)
all he's saying is that the missile moves
February 12th, 2006
(1)
Someone left out the absolute values. This sounds something that they would tell a bunch of tired marines to try to make them fall asleep standing up...
February 12th, 2006
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I registerd too 5 this lol genius
February 12th, 2006
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Nice.
February 12th, 2006
(1)
WHERE the f*ck is it??
February 12th, 2006
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
February 12th, 2006
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Yay for people reading the Description where credit is given to the original site. I usually can follow these things, but i just gave up and giggled
February 12th, 2006
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wtf?
February 12th, 2006
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WHERE THE f*ck IS IT?!
February 13th, 2006
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wow.
February 13th, 2006
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shameless plug. but its been nsfw'd so it will never mess with this one. Check out my version: http://whereitshouldntbe.ytmnsfw.com/
February 13th, 2006
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o~o
February 13th, 2006
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toooo funny
February 13th, 2006
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My brain! ARGH!
February 13th, 2006
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♥♥♥♥
February 14th, 2006
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mind f*cked
February 14th, 2006
(-1)
I are of no gettings this and yiuo be steeling of that from this is old nooz so I juan/fiev yiuo cuz yiuo suxx0rs and arez a feuri. /sarcasm off
February 14th, 2006
(1)
"Which is called air" Best ending ever.
February 14th, 2006
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Uh, I think he says "error," not "air."
February 14th, 2006
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The slow motion kills me.
February 14th, 2006
(-1)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥&#9
February 15th, 2006
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Why are people fiving this?
February 15th, 2006
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because they h8 u
February 15th, 2006
(1)
Funny, yet creepy...the words almost sound like crazy-ass Scientologist scriptures.
February 15th, 2006
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i lol'ed
February 16th, 2006
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people are fiving it because it "erects" like a furry does - out of a hole.
February 16th, 2006
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1 for stealing my sound file. >_
February 17th, 2006
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Umm vite. I told them it was your sound file....
February 17th, 2006
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...wtf? 5'd for pure confuzzelation.
February 18th, 2006
(1)
.. man, that went right over my head.
February 18th, 2006
(1)
My brains are dripping out of my ears...
February 18th, 2006
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i feel powerful after listening to that
February 20th, 2006
(1)
I'm subtracting spoints from the score I didn't give this there fore giving me the score I wasn't gonna give it. by adding the algebraic sum of the points I didn't give it we can see the score I'm not giving it.
February 20th, 2006
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so it goes to a place its not
February 21st, 2006
(1)
Okay... someone explain all that bullsh*t in english, please? (5)
February 21st, 2006
(1)
I actually understood that, I need to lay down the drugs :(
February 23rd, 2006
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Whaaaat?!
February 23rd, 2006
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Complicated way to explain something simple.
February 24th, 2006
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.........okay WTF?
March 1st, 2006
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Uhh, I sort of understand this, but I couldn't explain it without sounding like the narrorator. I don't, but anyone who works with guidance systems would understand this just fine. It's all mathmatical equations and what not.
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Position where it is= A Position Where it isn't= B A-B or B-A = the distance it still must travel...
March 4th, 2006
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Holy sh*t, it just keeps going
March 7th, 2006
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Ow, my brain.
March 11th, 2006
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mindf*ck
March 13th, 2006
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Slick
March 15th, 2006
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This YTMND knows it is a 5 at all times. It knows this, because it knows that it isn't anything else. By subtracting what it isn't from what it is--*goes crosseyed*. Oh no, I've gone crosseyed.
March 18th, 2006
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lol
March 20th, 2006
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*head explodes*
March 20th, 2006
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Starting Position A, Target B A-B is how much it must travel.. Error C A-c is the amount it must correct itself to get to Target C..i think...maybe..yeah..5'd
March 21st, 2006
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bring back to t15 plz
March 23rd, 2006
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top 15 plz
March 24th, 2006
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...? is right
March 25th, 2006
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Seriously, though. Get your own ideas.
March 27th, 2006
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Only now do I know what the hell that guy is saying after listening about ten times.
March 28th, 2006
(1)
my head has exploded please look down the hall next to the soda machine please send help im so sorry
March 30th, 2006
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Mindf*ck.
March 30th, 2006
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Yeah, it takes a while, but if you listen enough times, it begins to make sence, sorta. I don't think i could describe it to someone though. FIVE!
March 31st, 2006
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What. The. f*ck.
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where it isn't = target, he is trying (badly) to say the missle can alter its course mid flight based on its past trajectory and the desired one.
April 3rd, 2006
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I am here, because I'm not anywhere else.
April 12th, 2006
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everybody get to from street.....!!!!???
April 17th, 2006
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They make those things so they're impossible to figure out.
April 19th, 2006
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Im just as smart
April 22nd, 2006
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where can we grt this in a text, so i dont have to listen and copy, so i can put it in wiki
April 26th, 2006
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My brain just turned into a big knot. Help me.
April 28th, 2006
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Wow! It took me half an hour to understand the most of it. My brain needs a small vacation now.
May 2nd, 2006
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I love the site, but you can't do the audio steal thing. Audio use, as in a fad, is ok of course...but not like this. NOT LIKE THIS, JIMMY, NOT LIKE THIS!!!!
May 3rd, 2006
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I think my brain is bleeding :(
May 7th, 2006
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. . . Ow my head!
May 11th, 2006
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my brain is going to..... *head explodes*
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I tried listening to it as some sort of way to gather an inteligent understanding of this missile, but then my penis kicked in.
May 11th, 2006
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Hehe
May 13th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
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Makes you appreciate point-and-click missile defense games.
May 13th, 2006
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5'D
May 14th, 2006
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It makes perfect sense! Now I'm going to go kill myself.
May 15th, 2006
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No.
May 16th, 2006
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...?
May 17th, 2006
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Yeah... You lost me...
May 17th, 2006
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Why even bother saying that sh*t?
May 17th, 2006
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purepwnage
May 17th, 2006
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In the case that the postion where it isn't is not the position where it wasn't...
May 19th, 2006
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this never gets old
May 19th, 2006
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X_x
May 20th, 2006
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whoa trippy where i am is where I am not subtracted by where I am but to know all that I have to know where Im not I think the electric pickle's got the missle by the brain banana
May 21st, 2006
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is is isn't is is is isn't is is is isn't. awesome, lol
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thats some complicated *ss air....
May 24th, 2006
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You lost me...
May 24th, 2006
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*forgets what I did today trying to figure that out*
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I keep my deviation and error secret...nobody should know where I wasn't and where I am which is now where I wasn't.
May 27th, 2006
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i think i may have had a small seizure
May 31st, 2006
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I don't understand why this is funny or noteworthy at all. I'm pretty sure it's basic science.
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this is what i do to figure out where i am
June 11th, 2006
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isn't-is=5 stars for you
June 16th, 2006
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My bwaaaain!
June 17th, 2006
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.....wow
June 29th, 2006
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The best. Absolutely the best.
July 2nd, 2006
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this is why people have aneurisms http://onlyincanada.ytmnd.com/
July 2nd, 2006
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What?
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I see.
July 4th, 2006
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What in the f*ck?
July 5th, 2006
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my favorite. ever.
July 6th, 2006
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I love it.
July 8th, 2006
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i cant imagine the person who invented this guidence system. most hard to follow thing i have ever listened to.
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tomahawk cruise missle is teh win, especially when coupled with very confusing half assed "explanaitions"
July 11th, 2006
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instant erection, just add rocket fuel
July 11th, 2006
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Very nice.
July 13th, 2006
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XD wtf
July 14th, 2006
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(0)
The truth!
July 23rd, 2006
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It must be Magicks!
July 27th, 2006
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lol..wow...
July 29th, 2006
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^_^
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5'd cause it lookes like a penis
August 1st, 2006
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Funny...
August 2nd, 2006
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Holy sh*t. Any YTMND where sexymofo gives it a five has to be solid gold.
August 3rd, 2006
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I understood this perfectly :P the guy was kinda saying the same thing twice. if i goat any typos there its because my comment box is glitching and i cannot see what im typeing ._..
August 8th, 2006
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wow...i actually understood what they were saying, meaning that i could comprehend what they were saying...ultimately knowing what the message behind it all was.....5'd
August 8th, 2006
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5'd for the USS New Jersey
August 10th, 2006
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I know where this ytmnd was, and I knew where it originated, and where it is going because of where it has gone, and where it is going to go. By calculating the average rating per day, we get "deviation" from this ytmnds previous incarnation of where it has gone, to where it will go. Repeat same thing said 50 different ways 50 times.
August 12th, 2006
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Wow, I feel Stupid now
August 16th, 2006
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WTF
August 20th, 2006
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this made perfect sense to me, mindf*cked a friend of mine we both are gona joing the USAF hah
August 21st, 2006
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lol
August 21st, 2006
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I just thought tomahawks subtracted its target from the earth?
August 22nd, 2006
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say WHAT?
August 24th, 2006
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What?
August 26th, 2006
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my head hurts
August 26th, 2006
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hmmm...
August 26th, 2006
(1)
I know where I am because I know where I'm not. I will now go to a position where I wasnt, but try not to get back to where I was.
August 26th, 2006
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Huh?
September 3rd, 2006
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classic.
September 3rd, 2006
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I'm TheFlyingShoe and I approve this ytmnd
September 5th, 2006
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Was this meant to be understood by humans?
September 7th, 2006
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technobabble!
September 9th, 2006
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tits or gtfo
September 10th, 2006
(1)
UR HEAD A SPLODE!
September 12th, 2006
(1)
hmm....well if its in about 1 billion places at once, where it is would be greater than where it isnt, unless of course you take into account that whoever designed it must have BEEN RETARDED
September 13th, 2006
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I'm voting 5 because I'm not voting 2 or 3. Since my vote knows where it isn't (or wasn't; 2 or 3), it also knows that it is not at 1 (2 subtracted from 3, since 3 is greater) so therefore it goes to where it wasn't (or isn't) as defined by its deviation. It is now where it wasn't when it was not at either 2 or 3 or 1. The vote knows where it wasn't at all times, and so its guidance system tells it to go now where it wasn't. Since it was also not at -2, then it also knows it wasn't at 5 (3 minus -2). Since it wasn't at 5, it applied the deviation to get it there. Therefore 5.
September 13th, 2006
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of course... it's science
September 18th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
September 23rd, 2006
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What if it knew where it was but it wasn't quite sure where it was going to be, but was almost certain it would be there later, then got molested?
September 23rd, 2006
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Sound like a Kenny Rogers song: Yeah yeah oh yeah... What position my position was in...
September 23rd, 2006
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I actually watched this video during my training (I'm USAF). It only gets worse.
September 23rd, 2006
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so is this why US missiles always miss their target? =PP jkz ;)
September 28th, 2006
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I Loved your sitehttp://tomahawk.ytmnd.com5'ed
October 15th, 2006
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So... it goes where it's not?
October 4th, 2007
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Yes, and it follows that where it is, is now where it wasn't, it now is.
November 7th, 2006
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i'm voting because where i didnt vote was... f*ck it - i'm voting because i damn well f*cking want to.
December 24th, 2006
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um wat lool
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WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT!?
April 8th, 2007
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Holy crap I understood that whole thing on the first listen! I'm gonna go get my nobel peacey prize now.
June 13th, 2007
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Freaking classic!
July 9th, 2007
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i completely forgot about this epic ytmnd
July 28th, 2007
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Obfuscation, friend of tyrants, bless this message so it may confuse the public and distract them from my exploits.
August 14th, 2007
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wtf :'(
September 29th, 2007
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The funny thing is, i think im one of the few people here that understands this and knows it actually makes sense.
October 3rd, 2007
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Hahahahaahahhaha
October 3rd, 2007
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Too many reasons to name about why this is awesome.
October 3rd, 2007
(1)
Well, it's not THAT confusing
March 1st, 2008
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this is YTMND
September 11th, 2008
(1)
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
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Brilliant!!! Can we go to the flowchart on this one?
February 3rd, 2009
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I like some of the pauses inbetween statements.. Its like hes thinking.. What the hell am I talking about. Or Dam there terrets
February 3rd, 2009
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February 3rd, 2009
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okay, who finally found this two years after it could be considered remotely new, and then put up a link to it, making it second most viewed?
February 4th, 2009
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I don't know what I'm voting this site but I know it isn't a 1 a 2 or a 3 and it was a 4 so what it it now?
February 4th, 2009
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WHERE AM I?
February 4th, 2009
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Interesting. I learn something new every day.
March 27th, 2009
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This reminded me that I am not very smart. Thank you for the lesson in humility. Also, +1 for the incredibly moist sound the narrator makes at the very beginning of the YTMND.
March 28th, 2009
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JESUS H. CHRIST WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 9th, 2009
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Where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is whichever is greater.
March 30th, 2010
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this made me crosseyed for some reason
September 25th, 2013
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4.
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