Tomahawk Missile is smart
Created on: February 9th, 2006
Tomahawk Missile is smart
How a tomahawk missile works. As some people are saying that just giving him credit is not enough. Here is vitehites URL, I just thought this picture was better for the sound. http://missileerror.ytmnd.com

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February 9th, 2006
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interesting
October 3rd, 2007
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....?
October 4th, 2007
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3rd
February 3rd, 2009
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February 4th, 2009
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this ytmnd is not where it should be and therefore should not be here. 1
February 9th, 2006
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who ever made that video should be shot
February 9th, 2006
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trying to add this all up... and i believe it = MINDf*ck 5'd
June 19th, 2008
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That's just a really complicated way to explain the process of elimination. For example, if you wanted to know what continent you're on, you can find out by ruling out that you're not on South America, Asia, Antarctica, Europe, Africa, and Austrailia. With every other wrong answer ruled out, you are left with the correct one- therefore in this case, you're in North America.
February 3rd, 2009
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You can't FAV a ytmnd that's older than the FAV rating! haha
February 9th, 2006
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gotta know where you were to know where you're going, that's deep maaaaan. *puff* i love weed
February 9th, 2006
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red rocket! red rocket!!
February 9th, 2006
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There must have been like, a million double negatives in that long-ass sentence.
February 9th, 2006
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I would've felt better about it if he had even said "The pixies turn the missle as it flies through the air, picking the most succulent and intriguing targets." I mean, damn, what the hell was he saying?
February 9th, 2006
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looks like a penis. soi.
October 9th, 2007
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If your penis looks like that, please consult your doctor immediately.
February 9th, 2006
(1)
This rocks so hard.
February 9th, 2006
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What in the BLUE BLAZING f*ck is that guy talking about ?!?!?!?!
February 9th, 2006
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That's smart-talking.
February 9th, 2006
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Also cocks.
February 9th, 2006
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yeppers. I wonder how he figured it all out. lol
February 9th, 2006
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That's very deep, man.
February 9th, 2006
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Whoa....
February 9th, 2006
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Made me think too much...*melted my mind so im numb and gave you a 5*
February 9th, 2006
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Wasn't it Kirkegaard who said you can only know what the Is of "is" is by knowing what "was" is and the significant Is, by a priori eliminating the essential Is-ness from the "was"-ness... no, wait, that was hashish...
February 9th, 2006
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And after the Tomahawk missle is done confirming its own existence epistomologically, it BLOWS SH*T UP !
February 9th, 2006
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oh i get it! where it is subtracted from where it isn't!!
February 9th, 2006
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lawlercopter
February 9th, 2006
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sounds like they tried to keep it as vauge as possible. to keep 'evil-doers' from figuring it out
February 9th, 2006
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I've seen people say "I logged in to five this". I registered to five this.
February 3rd, 2009
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I did the exact same thing.
February 9th, 2006
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Mindhax.
February 9th, 2006
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wow caned all I have to say is wow. lol
February 9th, 2006
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hahaha sweet
February 9th, 2006
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f*cking ancient. But at least it's not terribly overused. And it's kind of funny, even if none of that funny owes to you.
February 9th, 2006
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I wonder if I can file for mental rape.
February 9th, 2006
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http://tomahawkskeet.ytmnd.com/
February 9th, 2006
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In before the downvoters. Nice find.
February 9th, 2006
(1)
When will then be now?
February 9th, 2006
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OH REALLY WELL ISN'T THAT f*ckIN ENLIGHTENING
February 9th, 2006
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Que?
February 9th, 2006
(1)
lawl vectors.
February 9th, 2006
(1)
Oh man, I love that clip. The guy who got to say that must love himself deeply.
February 9th, 2006
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I love Government lingo. 5!
February 9th, 2006
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Funny
February 9th, 2006
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Oo
February 9th, 2006
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CONFUSION FTW?!?!?!
February 9th, 2006
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*head explodes*
February 9th, 2006
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anyone whocant understand that is a sped
February 9th, 2006
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2 for using a wav.
February 9th, 2006
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sounds like he is trying to translate a differential equation into ises and isntes
February 9th, 2006
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You know, there's a way to explain a concept through analogy, to take an abstract mechanism and make it concrete - or, you can choose to completely frustrate understanding by talking bullsh*t. They chose the latter.
February 9th, 2006
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ok WTF.
February 9th, 2006
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You ripped off this site: http://missileerror.ytmnd.com/
February 9th, 2006
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GeneralGK- scranton is in pa!
February 9th, 2006
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the first ytmnd that actually made me laugh in a while. needs to be 6'd
February 9th, 2006
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where this ytmnd is + where it should be - where it isnt - where it was = 5
February 9th, 2006
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no, he didn't rip that site off, not only does he credit them for the sound origin, his is a far far funnier use of the sound clip. Good Day Sir.
February 9th, 2006
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Hey LifeInGreen, don't be stupid look at the sound origin on my site. Sound origin: vitehite
February 9th, 2006
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wtf
February 9th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
February 9th, 2006
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?
February 9th, 2006
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hhhhiiii
February 9th, 2006
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Ah yeah - someone else here had a point. IT's not just f*cking ancient, but it's duplicating an older site. Site suddenly has zero reason to exist. Back to 1 star.
February 9th, 2006
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5'd for inspiring me to make a new ytmnd right now based on this.
February 9th, 2006
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lol
February 9th, 2006
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this would be simpler if he'd use variables.
February 9th, 2006
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Damn teleporting missiles...
February 9th, 2006
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This comment is good because it knows that it is, or that it should be. Therefore it isn't bad because of the variation in the one extreme in relation to the other, devided by the differential of the goodness. Word.
February 3rd, 2009
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Lol you spelled "divided" wrong.
February 9th, 2006
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red rocket!
February 9th, 2006
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MINDf*ck
February 9th, 2006
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i... have no idea... what he just said
February 9th, 2006
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my brain's exploding
February 9th, 2006
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that's awesome.
February 9th, 2006
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Already been used. You get a 3 for admitting it though.
February 9th, 2006
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"The missle knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't." WTF, what kind of retarded logic is that?
February 9th, 2006
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I laughed at the opening of the gif.
February 9th, 2006
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Pure gold.
February 9th, 2006
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Wait... what?
February 9th, 2006
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TEMPLATE MATCHING! SAY IT! IT USUES TEMPLATE MATCHING!
February 9th, 2006
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Makes perfect sense to me.
February 9th, 2006
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lol
February 9th, 2006
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lol red rocket!! soi soi soi
February 9th, 2006
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Hahaha that's interesting... and ridiculous...
February 9th, 2006
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damn ... "I know where I am by knowing where i am not." wtf?!
February 9th, 2006
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*BOOM* (Tendrils of DoomBoom's brain fly through the air)
February 9th, 2006
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What an ingenious idea!
February 9th, 2006
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5'd for phallus. ;o
February 9th, 2006
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...my brain exploded trying to figure that out. 5'd.
February 9th, 2006
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*head asplodes*
February 9th, 2006
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
February 9th, 2006
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i am where i'm not
February 9th, 2006
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do you gotta be stoned to watch this or what it isnt? cause i gotta tell ya, i just smoked a little joint and found that where i was was the difference between where i should have been or where i wasnt. i love this
February 9th, 2006
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this is so awesome, I love how that guy says all that
February 9th, 2006
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It's Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jargon".
February 9th, 2006
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my brain hurts :(
February 9th, 2006
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I fully understood this. Am I weird?
February 9th, 2006
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Yay DoD!!!!!
February 9th, 2006
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...it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't or vice versa. wow. lmao.
February 9th, 2006
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Lmao...Win.
February 9th, 2006
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As an old teacher of mine used to say after explaining something, "Clear as mud?"
February 9th, 2006
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Sounds like my physics class
February 9th, 2006
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wtf is that n*gg*babble? 10/5!
February 9th, 2006
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as long as the position where it ends up has a fundamentalist muslim at it, I dont care how it gets there.
February 9th, 2006
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Holy crap that's funny.
February 9th, 2006
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HAHA wdf
February 9th, 2006
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How the hell can where you are be greater than where you aren't?
February 9th, 2006
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That's a joke and not a real documentary, right? Please tell me that's a joke. o_o
February 9th, 2006
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meh
February 9th, 2006
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god that was funny!
February 9th, 2006
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MY HEAD A-SPLODE!
February 9th, 2006
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stuff like this is the reason i failed science class
February 9th, 2006
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If my hand isn't on the keyboard than it must be...in my pants! Locked on an intriguing target I must pressume.
February 9th, 2006
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penis lol
February 9th, 2006
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He just kept talking in one incredibly unbroken sentence...
February 9th, 2006
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LMFAO @ curtis-c-flush
February 9th, 2006
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5
February 9th, 2006
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Wait....what?
February 9th, 2006
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If a missle falls in the woods, does it make a sound, or is it still trying to figure out where it isn't?
February 9th, 2006
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XD
February 9th, 2006
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February 9th, 2006
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i sucks at math.
February 9th, 2006
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WE RIDIN ROCKETS ALSO COCKS
February 9th, 2006
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God damn, that confuses me.
February 9th, 2006
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Zen comedy
February 9th, 2006
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You know you got a 5, because you know you didn't get a 1, 2 3 or 4.
February 9th, 2006
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wait, so the missile knows where it is because of where it isn't, but it can't be where it isn't because of where it was by trying to get to where it can't? mindf*ck ftw!
February 9th, 2006
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Lol, FTW??
February 9th, 2006
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I give this YTMND a 5 because it wasn't a 4 that isn't a 3 but is a 2 and a 1 put together
February 9th, 2006
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... ok listen, i prefer the missionary position. that's my mission! i also like fishin,' you get the idea.
February 9th, 2006
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5 for reminding me that my humor is still as childish as it was since I was 4.
February 9th, 2006
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hahahahahah wtf??
February 9th, 2006
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I actually understood....
February 9th, 2006
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*Slowly lapses through the first stages of a coma*
February 9th, 2006
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lol
February 9th, 2006
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It's your best one yet man.
February 9th, 2006
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huh?
February 9th, 2006
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This a copy. You did quote the user at least, so I won't downvote, but add the site URL. You do get points for the better picture.
February 9th, 2006
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My mind!
February 9th, 2006
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Haven't heard this one before.
February 9th, 2006
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ROFFLE
February 9th, 2006
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I've written a short paper after studying the audio piecewise. Enjoy. http://tomahawklogicrevealed.ytmnd.com/
February 9th, 2006
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You Really have to be a rocket Scientist to understand that (Pun intended)
February 9th, 2006
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This is the greatest thing I have every heard. I am going to listen to this until I understand it, or I just go crazy, whichever comes first.
February 9th, 2006
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LOL simplification of circular error probability
February 9th, 2006
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umm... Im so confused
February 9th, 2006
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Wait, what?
February 9th, 2006
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f*cking duh.
February 9th, 2006
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haha i like it!
February 9th, 2006
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That's a nice mindf*ck.
February 9th, 2006
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This wasn't a 5 because it didn't know where it wasn't. It's a 5 from where it wasn't to now where it is before it goes to where it wasn't.
February 9th, 2006
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by knowing where this site originally was, you all now know where this site shouldnt be, which is where it originally wasnt, furthermore..screw it, 5
February 9th, 2006
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Lovely.
February 9th, 2006
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I now know why there are so many friendly fire accidents in the American military...
February 9th, 2006
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WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF
February 9th, 2006
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and thats my friend is where the expresion "This aint Rocket science" Came from.
February 9th, 2006
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this gif makes me horny for some reason...
February 9th, 2006
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where it is, where it wasntwhere it is, where it wasntwhere it is, where it wasntwhere it is, where it wasntwhere it is, where it wasntwhere it is, where it wasnt AHHH
February 9th, 2006
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you're all just stupid, this is easier to understand than uncertainty.
February 10th, 2006
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The people who wrote that, write the terms and conditions of credit cards. This I am sure of.
February 10th, 2006
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omg i cant breathe from laughing so hard OMG
February 10th, 2006
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translation: it f*cks sh*t up
February 10th, 2006
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its simple by knowing where you want to get you can calculate how far you are from where you want to get. then make corrections to point your self toward that place or where you aren't.
February 10th, 2006
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That was one of the most confusing things I've ever listened to in ages.
February 10th, 2006
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Boring
February 10th, 2006
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so, supposing that it was here and should go there, where is it now?
February 10th, 2006
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The missle can't "know where it's not", that's absurd. The number of places you're not is always infinite. The only thing the missle could "deduce" about where it's not is that it's not at the target yet.
February 10th, 2006
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That was very informative.
February 10th, 2006
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LMAO NEGRIOD
February 10th, 2006
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This sounds way too much like my Philosophy of Being class...
February 10th, 2006
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holy hell
February 10th, 2006
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LOL
February 10th, 2006
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i mean i guess i'll use convuluted math instead of a map.
February 10th, 2006
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where isn't osama bin laden
February 10th, 2006
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My brain hurts
February 10th, 2006
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argh, its like The Architect.. *head f*ck-splodes*
February 10th, 2006
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i think this is my favorite YTMND ever
February 10th, 2006
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Serious?
February 10th, 2006
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sounds like my calculus professor
February 10th, 2006
(1)
I've taken second-year college-level Physics classes and even I don't know what the hell this guy is talking about.
February 10th, 2006
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Okay, is this where the funny IS or ISN'T? I'm confused.
February 10th, 2006
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so where the f*ck IS it? where it is or where it isn't???!?
February 10th, 2006
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Life now makes perfect sense to me.
February 10th, 2006
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lawlerpenis, my head exploded
February 10th, 2006
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f*cking great
February 10th, 2006
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It knows where it isn't because it knows where it is. By subtracting from where it is from where it isn't, or from where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a devaition. I USE THESE DEVIATIONS TO SUMMON SATAN. CONSEQUENTLY SATAN
February 10th, 2006
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Here's a better definition: the difference between an observed value and the expected value of a variable or function.
October 9th, 2007
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I actually understood what you just said. Well done for explaining in one sentence what that guy couldn't in about half an hour. :D
February 10th, 2006
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It knows where it isn't because it knows where it is. By subtracting from where it is from where it isn't, or from where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a devaition. Also cocks.
February 10th, 2006
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lmfao.. that's f*cking hilarious
February 10th, 2006
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so very phallic
February 10th, 2006
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Double you tee eff?
February 10th, 2006
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http://missileerror.ytmnd.com stolen
February 10th, 2006
(0)
Fire whoever wrote that.
February 10th, 2006
(1)
No vote since it's a remake, but that's damn funny.
February 10th, 2006
(0)
ahahahahaha
February 10th, 2006
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LOL
February 10th, 2006
(1)
Dammit, I came so close to understanding this... :(
February 10th, 2006
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Absofreakinglutely hilarious. 5'd hardcore style.
February 10th, 2006
(0)
WTF?
February 10th, 2006
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most original I've seen in a while. a big '5'
February 10th, 2006
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ROFL! Brilliant! *sets mustache on fire via way of Scented Oil Diffuser*
February 10th, 2006
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w....t....f.........
February 10th, 2006
(0)
what the f*ck
February 10th, 2006
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Exellent
February 10th, 2006
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A MINDf*ck INDEED!
February 10th, 2006
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I COULDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING. 5+ for MINDFCUK!
February 10th, 2006
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"sounds like he is trying to translate a differential equation into ises and isntes" That's exactly what he did: If PosCurPos then NextPos=CurPos-Pos. Right?
February 10th, 2006
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aaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahaha wtf?
February 10th, 2006
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I had this on for like 20 minutes straight, and it still makes no sense to me.
February 10th, 2006
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I thought of something and I wanted to say what it is but suddenly now I want to say what it isn't. So I subtracted what it was from what it wasn't, whichever was greater, and.. oh forget it.
February 10th, 2006
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i find the lack of a sense of humor on some people amazing
February 10th, 2006
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Riiiiight. I'll take a dozen.
February 10th, 2006
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sounds like a Donald Rumsfeld speech
February 10th, 2006
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The missile reminds me of the Whale from Hitchhikers guide to galaxy. As soon as the thing finally realises where it is, it finally smashes into where it's going.
February 10th, 2006
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Wow. That was retarded.
February 10th, 2006
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The f*ckING CLOUDSONG knows where it is at all times. The stapler knows where it is at all times. The taco nazi knows where it is at all times. The LEEEROY JEEENKINS knows where it is at all times. The bike knows where it is at all times. The Yiddish cup
February 10th, 2006
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tomahawk missile.. is alive.
February 10th, 2006
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Who said drug lords never did anything for miliary R&D?
February 10th, 2006
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hahhahha this is great
February 10th, 2006
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I figured it out, it's in Milwuakee.
February 10th, 2006
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Ofcourse! It all comes together now. MU HA HA HA HA!
February 10th, 2006
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Can I interest you in a retro encabulator?
February 10th, 2006
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I'm not sure where the f*ck I am after I listened to that... or where I isn't.
February 10th, 2006
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MINDf*ck
February 10th, 2006
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*brain explodes*
February 10th, 2006
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What in the cocks
February 10th, 2006
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Hmm. I actually understood that...
February 10th, 2006
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Can you say redundant?
February 10th, 2006
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Well then maybe the Tomahawk missle can figure out what this guy is saying.
February 10th, 2006
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In the top 15 this ytmnd is, and it knows that stuck with all the other sh*tty ytmnds it isn't.
February 10th, 2006
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I think blood has begun leaking from my nose.
February 10th, 2006
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I remember watching a WWII video stating "Hitler was unscrupulous in the fact that he lacked scruple."
February 10th, 2006
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that's exactly how i get around.
February 10th, 2006
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Ok. Got it. 5 for science. Bill Nye would approve. By the way, just because you gave credit doesn't mean you didn't rip it off. It just means you told everyone about it.
February 10th, 2006
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That's SO funny!
February 10th, 2006
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Changed my life. racist
February 10th, 2006
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f*cking......?
February 10th, 2006
(1)
They lost me after 43 seconds.
February 10th, 2006
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Laaal
February 10th, 2006
(1)
insert emoticon for "thanks, now i'm braindead you f*cking dick"
February 10th, 2006
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That's what i call a mindf*cking smartbomb, huh? :P or some excess code?
February 10th, 2006
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Well, isn't that just the most educational thing you've seen?
February 10th, 2006
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in other words, it's laser guided :P
February 10th, 2006
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And I know were you all are, by knowing where y'all aren't! Basically, you're anywhere BUT inside my room! QED MUDAPHUKA!
February 10th, 2006
(1)
WHERE DOES IT GO? THAT WAS ISNT THE POSITION?
February 10th, 2006
(1)
If the missle is here, or if the missle isn't here, does it make a noise?
February 10th, 2006
(0)
Lol, that makes a lot of sense
February 10th, 2006
(1)
See! This f*cked me up already!! I can't even spell missile!
February 10th, 2006
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What the f*ck? o_O Confusing.
February 10th, 2006
(1)
my brain hurts
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