Strokin' in the Shower (now with full Strokin' goodness)
Notice placed in the dorms at Stony Brook University. Apparently this is a prank, but it still got me, maybe you, and definitely the people there. Props to the person that bothered to put the official letterhead on and all that jazz.

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February 14th, 2006
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haha
February 14th, 2006
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HAHA! PWND!
February 14th, 2006
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bwahahaha
February 14th, 2006
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is that sh*t fo real?
February 14th, 2006
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Hah, I miss school.
February 14th, 2006
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No, it's real...just censored the university name (although some people might be able to make it out)
February 14th, 2006
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LOL...what are they going to do to the guys once they identify them...
February 14th, 2006
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They would not be able to identify them with DNA tests.. their DNA would have to be on record.. so unless they do a blood test for every male in the dorm..
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sh*t, I didn't know semen could clog up a drain...
February 14th, 2006
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voluntary semes test!
February 14th, 2006
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lol arosen your right even if it was possible there's no way they would shell out the cash. Must be the faculty of arts to fall for that sh*te :)
February 14th, 2006
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holy crap, this is old, and holy crap, no one here ever saw it before.
February 14th, 2006
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here's one of them, but it's been done a lot more: http://showers.ytmnd.com/
February 14th, 2006
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I would masturbate all over the notice, then sh*t in the showers just for good luck
February 14th, 2006
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lol
February 14th, 2006
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thanks for the heads up cerb, -2 unfortunately.
February 14th, 2006
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*shrug* You learn something new every day. Thanks, cerb :/
February 14th, 2006
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+1 for taking it well.
February 14th, 2006
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great song, what university do you attend?
February 14th, 2006
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old, use search before putting up a ytmnd.
February 14th, 2006
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OWNED
February 14th, 2006
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ZOMG SOI
February 14th, 2006
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ive seen that a ton of times before, but i like the music choice
February 14th, 2006
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http://durhamshowerroom222.ytmnsfw.com/ = real one unedited
February 14th, 2006
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ugh, lol
February 14th, 2006
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you copycatting bastard :)
February 14th, 2006
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lol
February 14th, 2006
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5'd for being the grosest ytmnd i've ever seen
February 14th, 2006
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The song seals the 5 star.
February 14th, 2006
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ond and busted
February 14th, 2006
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Dorm pranked.
February 14th, 2006
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3, because it's funny, but this was in the top 15 on NSFW for like a week already.
February 14th, 2006
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f*cking 1'd
February 14th, 2006
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That is wrong!
February 14th, 2006
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AHAHAHA I WENT TO STONY BROOK!
February 14th, 2006
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lol college
February 14th, 2006
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Old and I've seen about two other ytmnds with this.
February 14th, 2006
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Been done before.
February 14th, 2006
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lol, strokin
February 14th, 2006
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DNA testing. LMAO x 1000, scare tactics by clueless dummies.
February 14th, 2006
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This is at least the third one of these sites i've seen in the past 6 months... It's funny, but it's been done out.
February 14th, 2006
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lol
February 14th, 2006
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OLD
February 14th, 2006
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I just hope they aint been strokin' each other youl
February 14th, 2006
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done before
February 14th, 2006
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funny 4 years ago
February 14th, 2006
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hahahaha lawlwllool
February 14th, 2006
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I believe its possible. We had a hall meeting last night where our RA was yelling at us about masturbating all over the floors of the bathroom.
February 14th, 2006
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lmao @ anyone who think this is real or funny. ;P; LETZ TYP UP SOMETHEN//PRINT IT OUT//THEN TAKE AP IC OF IT//BLUR SOME WERDZ 2 LOOK LAGIT//WERE SET//TOP 5 HEAR WE COM
February 14th, 2006
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the song makes it so much more funnyyer
February 14th, 2006
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How could semen clog a drain? ...and as if several different guys' semen in one drain-clogging blob could actually be DNA tested
February 14th, 2006
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The thought is funny even though it's a lying crock of sh*t. XD
February 14th, 2006
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Haha, owned.
February 14th, 2006
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I made one about the Durham one Semenclog.ytmnd.com but yours is far superior the music is great
February 14th, 2006
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lol, Stonybrook.
February 14th, 2006
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this is old'd
February 14th, 2006
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hasn't this already been done like 4 times?
February 14th, 2006
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rofl
February 14th, 2006
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done and dead
February 14th, 2006
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ROFL
February 14th, 2006
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Email the dumbass that wrote this @ peter.robinson@durham.ac.uk
February 14th, 2006
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Pure bullsh*t,. not real.
February 14th, 2006
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who hasn't jerked it in the shower though?
February 14th, 2006
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I like how I did this one last week and was forced to take it down because it was "too old". Now it's top 15. I give you 1! Good day sir!
February 14th, 2006
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-2 for old, -1 for cutting short the song.
February 14th, 2006
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...XD
February 14th, 2006
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http://showers.ytmnd.com/
February 14th, 2006
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FAP FAP FAP >:(
February 14th, 2006
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heh
February 14th, 2006
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Semen is water-soluble, but nevertheless, teh funney. 4/5!
February 14th, 2006
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haha, but theres no way it could clig it up... 4
February 14th, 2006
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Lawl.
February 14th, 2006
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ROFL!
February 14th, 2006
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Too bad Semen is water soluable. Nice try tho.
February 14th, 2006
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old
February 14th, 2006
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best one ive seen in the past 5 min
February 14th, 2006
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also cocks
February 14th, 2006
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sh*t, they caught me
February 14th, 2006
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Lol @ Durham. I figured it would be an American Uni XD
February 14th, 2006
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so wait, is this real or not?
February 14th, 2006
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HAH! That has to be a joke by other college kids on campus, but that's pure gold.
February 14th, 2006
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Wow
February 14th, 2006
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Thats halerious glad that hasn't happened at my college yet
February 14th, 2006
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http://rlbftwo.ytmnd.com/
February 14th, 2006
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not only is this old, but i also saw it on the front page just a couple days ago. they didn't blur it, either.
February 14th, 2006
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also cocks.
February 14th, 2006
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Use the real image and fix the loop, but this definitely deserves good marks for the best music so far.
February 14th, 2006
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I have got to post one of those at my YMCA
February 14th, 2006
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Well, the bag is out that it is Stony (thanks to Gemadness and mully), so I guess I'll put the real image up. How many people want the full Clarence Carter song?
February 14th, 2006
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ATTENTION IDIOTS: STROKIN' BY CLARENCE CARTER IS THE WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. FYI. STOP MAKING JACKASSES OUT OF YOURSELFS. THANK YOU.
February 14th, 2006
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motherf*cking vicious
February 14th, 2006
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Wow...do a search before you make a ytmnd
February 14th, 2006
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Neat and funny, but I've seen 3 versions of the same letter on different letterhead. Widespread college prank?
February 14th, 2006
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LOL
February 14th, 2006
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Heh.
February 14th, 2006
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Ahahahahahahaha - while entirely impossible, that's really good stuff.
February 14th, 2006
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lol
February 14th, 2006
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lol, i live right next to stony brook
February 14th, 2006
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lol, there's no way they could do DNA testing to find out who's been clogging the drains. First of all, it would be way to expensive, senondly, all the semen is mixed together. Stroke away Stony Brook!
February 14th, 2006
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omg stony brook
February 14th, 2006
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O NOES TH3Y HAVE YOURS DNA! Get to da choppa! Get to da choppaaaaa!
February 14th, 2006
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That is an effing funny song.
February 14th, 2006
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Holy hell, I live on Long Island too...
February 14th, 2006
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rofl!
February 14th, 2006
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Yeah, have to downgrade since I've seen it before, but +1 for "Strokin'"
February 14th, 2006
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xD
February 14th, 2006
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ROFLMAO I live right by Stony Brook and I know a lot of people who go there... =P
February 14th, 2006
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O_o wft lol
February 14th, 2006
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LOLCOPTERS!
February 14th, 2006
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lol only on the island
February 14th, 2006
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Good ol' SBU for the win. Good to see another person who goes there, on this site. =p
February 14th, 2006
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1 for not giving me credit for Strokin'
February 14th, 2006
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Strokini Owns
February 14th, 2006
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I go to SBU. This is completely fake.
February 14th, 2006
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IM IN UR SHOWAR, STROKIN MY HARBL!
February 14th, 2006
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Holy shiz. LULZ
February 14th, 2006
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Fooled me.
February 14th, 2006
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it may be old, but at least i get a cheap laugh from it
February 14th, 2006
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Actually, I don't go to Stony...if I did I don't think I'd put this up :o
February 14th, 2006
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5.
February 14th, 2006
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LOL
February 14th, 2006
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hey, who else left a hilarious message on the number listed in the memo?
February 14th, 2006
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5d for the song mostly
February 14th, 2006
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You came through with the whole song, so +3 stars, 5. "Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter OH sh*t Clarence Carter!"
February 14th, 2006
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I never knew the song was so risque for its time, rofl
February 14th, 2006
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lol
February 14th, 2006
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f*ck i go there haha
February 15th, 2006
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Holy sh*t thats my school! lmao!!
February 15th, 2006
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This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
February 15th, 2006
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This was a 1 for it being old, but the song forces this to a 4...where the hell did this song come from?
February 15th, 2006
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wow i didnt think you could actually clog a drain with cum... funny world!
February 16th, 2006
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College Humor'd.
February 16th, 2006
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this sh*ts so old 1
February 16th, 2006
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collegehumor has taken over :D
February 16th, 2006
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We had the same problem at my college. The RA's actually called a meeting and told everyone to stop "strokin" in the showers, as well as vomiting in the showers. Ah, college days...
February 16th, 2006
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Old old old
February 16th, 2006
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Hahahha, luckily it's a prank though !
February 16th, 2006
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Stop stroking in college? They should just give up and buy new drains.
February 16th, 2006
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They would not be able to identify them with DNA tests.. their DNA would have to be on record.. so unless they do a blood test for every male in the dorm.. Not to mention semen only contains half your chromosomes.
February 16th, 2006
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4 for the song
February 16th, 2006
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the biggest giveaway is the threat to use DNA identification. too expensive, too much effort, and a lack of a database.
February 16th, 2006
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You have struck gold my freind.
February 16th, 2006
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+5 for the YTMND and +2 because its Stony Brook, which I live almost on the same street as. So you get a 7!
February 16th, 2006
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My sister goes to those dorms
February 16th, 2006
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good song choice +5
February 16th, 2006
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Tracing the culprits by means of DNA evidence,,... lolo
February 16th, 2006
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lmfao, that's gotta be a LOT of semen, considering soap, water, urine, sweat, and other things go down shower drains.
February 16th, 2006
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5'd. sh*t, my friend goes there. LOL!
February 16th, 2006
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This picture is old as f*ck. I'm serious, how in the hell did this get into the top 15?
February 16th, 2006
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cuz keke
February 16th, 2006
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It's fake. There's one on YTMNSFW that's from a different university. -5 for FAKENESS!!!
February 16th, 2006
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People can't read the description...
February 16th, 2006
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Hehehe...my friend goes to SUNY stonybrook.
February 16th, 2006
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This is fake - it's been posted at other schools - the body of the letter is just put on a letterhead of the school, and they change the name to whoever is head of housing at that school.
February 16th, 2006
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O L D
February 16th, 2006
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old joke and visibly photoshopped, look closely, some words are slightly larger, darker font, giving away that it's a fake.
February 16th, 2006
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ugh i hate the joe cocker version of 'with a little help from my friends' Beatles ftw.
February 16th, 2006
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lol i live near stony brook, thats so funny
February 16th, 2006
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THIS IS OLD, AND DONE OVER 4 TIMES
February 16th, 2006
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4 because....I LIVE IN STONY BROOK
February 16th, 2006
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I walked through teh campus; my feet hurt. Then I went home.
February 16th, 2006
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OH MY GOD NOW I JUST REALIZED WHY MY SHOWER DRAIN IS STARTING TO SLOWLY DRAIN THE WATER NOW!
February 16th, 2006
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5 stars for my old college
February 16th, 2006
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funny f*ck song
February 16th, 2006
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99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/5 FOR FULL STROKIN SONG
February 16th, 2006
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http://elmacstalksmeonytmnd.ytmnd.com/
February 16th, 2006
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Boys are icky.
February 16th, 2006
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Hahaha I live like 30 minutes away from Stony Brook University
February 16th, 2006
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lolz at that, good find bud
February 16th, 2006
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wow, that is old, good job whoever first did it. +3 for the better song tho!
February 16th, 2006
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Lol. It's true.
February 16th, 2006
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YAY for SBU, representingthe extremly horny in Stony Brook.XD
February 16th, 2006
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That's awesome.
February 16th, 2006
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Umm...I'm going to Stony Brook... //Looks like I'll need to find a girlfriend now.
February 16th, 2006
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I've been to that school. My sister goes there.
February 16th, 2006
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Hahahahahahaha!
February 16th, 2006
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Holy sh*t... I live right by stony brook... 5 for that...
February 16th, 2006
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stony brook, bc just played stony brook in basketball. 5 for that
February 16th, 2006
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lol, totaly stupid, 13 yr olds never cease to amaze me at thier lameness.
February 16th, 2006
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Hehehe. Can't wait till next year. Gonna put this up first week. XD
February 16th, 2006
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what a gay song
February 16th, 2006
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Oh Jesus, So THATS why my drain is clogged.
February 16th, 2006
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ROFLMAO
February 16th, 2006
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Holy sh*t that's school is within walking distance to me! I feel special!
February 16th, 2006
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+555555555 for the song
February 16th, 2006
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Been done.
February 16th, 2006
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good song? Jerk it out by cesar's palace dig it i'm sad it's just a prank :'(
February 16th, 2006
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man i got accepted to that school..
February 16th, 2006
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heh awesome! Im suddenly proud to be an alumni! H Quad fo life!
February 16th, 2006
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Holy sh*t! My friends go to that school! LOL!!
February 16th, 2006
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in regards to the dna testing, yes they probably could somehow, there is a huge gigantic best hospital on long island as part of the university.
February 16th, 2006
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What the hell, whoever created this, are you living on C2 of langmuir or something?
February 16th, 2006
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Cause thats just too weird to be a conincidence, considering the meeting we had a few days ago
February 16th, 2006
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
February 16th, 2006
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Lets hope this wasnt in H quad.....lol
February 17th, 2006
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5 for this, since I go to Stony Brook. :P
February 17th, 2006
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uh oh, right around my hometown. Suffolk County fo sho.
February 17th, 2006
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gotta give you a five just for bringing this song to my attention
February 17th, 2006
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When you power it don't shower it
February 17th, 2006
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Five for Clarence Carter.
February 17th, 2006
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Old, overdone, unfunny, and real shoddy music
February 17th, 2006
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viewhacked piece of sh*t
February 17th, 2006
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LOL I go there!!!
February 17th, 2006
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if ur load stops up a damn shower drain, whack it more, lol
February 17th, 2006
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Nearly everyonething in the top 15 is always crap, up and comming usually sucks *ss and top 5 rated often only have 1 good site in it. Gotta dig in the low scores for good ytmnds.
February 17th, 2006
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def. real they did the same type of sh*t at wvu when i lived in the dorms
February 17th, 2006
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what's wrong with strokin'?
February 17th, 2006
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Amazing! I have a cousin that goes to Stony Brook, haha.
February 17th, 2006
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Boy, that's some bullsh*t. I pay to go to a school, and they stick me in a crappy community dorm, it's my right to fap in their shower.
February 17th, 2006
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Seriously though, is this song about what it sounds like it is about?
February 17th, 2006
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Ewwwww....get this piece off the top 15... >.< Friggin' gross...
February 17th, 2006
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wow there's a lot of long islanders here :o
February 17th, 2006
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umm.... let's put it this way *vomits, then laughs immensly*
February 17th, 2006
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DNA by cum?
February 17th, 2006
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STONY BROOK SUCKS
February 17th, 2006
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dna tests? wow
February 17th, 2006
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I can't wait until the first guy gets caught.
February 17th, 2006
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LOL! Stony Brook is a few miles away from my campus, freaks, lol.
February 17th, 2006
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sorry, i didnt mean for that much to come out
February 17th, 2006
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X and then DDDDDDDDDDDD
February 17th, 2006
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I dont just make love I be strokin!
February 17th, 2006
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I love this song for some reason.
February 17th, 2006
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It's meant to be Durham University, fools.
February 17th, 2006
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I dare you to take a shower in there.
February 17th, 2006
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LMAO, 5'd just 'cuz I actually live near there!
February 17th, 2006
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this is ultra fake. There is no way semen could clog up pipes. It would get washed away into nothing.
February 17th, 2006
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Just because I go to Stony Brook doesn't mean I live in Long Island. >( And it's not real guys, it's just a prank that's been going around various colleges.
February 19th, 2006
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hahahahaha
February 19th, 2006
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madog, that's why the description said it was a prank. lol, win.
February 19th, 2006
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Stony Brook Sucks
February 20th, 2006
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o stoney brook, why did i not go there.. o right, that's why!
February 20th, 2006
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haha
February 20th, 2006
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Truly Inspirational http://blamearchie.ytmnd.com/
February 20th, 2006
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Those bastards ripping off of Georgia Tech's proud tradition of anti-masturbation! gatechmasturbation.ytmnd.com
February 23rd, 2006
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That's it...this damn song forces me to upvote this to a 5.
February 25th, 2006
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haha
February 27th, 2006
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LMAO
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I stroke it to the north, I stroke it to the south, and I even stroke it with my...wooo!
March 18th, 2006
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I BE STROKIN'
May 20th, 2006
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dirt+hair+sh*t+cum++blood+toiletpaper=GLUE
May 20th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
August 7th, 2006
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5 stars for my hometown!
August 14th, 2006
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suny binghamton supports our stony brook brothers with 5 stars.
August 27th, 2006
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lmao, stony brook U is like a 2 minute walk from me.
September 23rd, 2006
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This is hands-down one the best pranks I've seen. I'm totally gonna do this.
November 16th, 2006
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I live in Suffolk and now there's gonna be semen in my pipes =[ lol's
March 15th, 2007
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You mean "all that jizz"? And the music is even better.
January 14th, 2008
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Ah, time to display my College <3... too bad we don't have dorms :( Maybe the men's locker room though? (Or even better in the women's)