Cruise vs Cruise
Created on: February 19th, 2006
Cruise vs Cruise
Let's hope Cruise loses.

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February 19th, 2006
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nice gif :p
February 19th, 2006
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'cockf*g' makes it.
February 19th, 2006
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COCKf*g!
February 19th, 2006
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lol, cockf*g
February 19th, 2006
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that rocks! COCKF4G FTW!!!!!!
February 19th, 2006
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Excellent dude.
February 19th, 2006
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Yee ha! Maverick's dead!
February 19th, 2006
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needs a better sound, to get a 5
February 19th, 2006
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what do you have in mind, zeevets?
February 19th, 2006
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the song is fine. it has war and refers to nicknames, ala top gun...
February 19th, 2006
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COCKF4G!
February 19th, 2006
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GOOSE!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!
February 19th, 2006
(1)
Oh my god. This is the best ytmnd ever.
February 19th, 2006
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Tom Cruise is such a jerk...
February 19th, 2006
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Cockf*g, good gif, and music that suits it perfectly gets you a 5.
February 19th, 2006
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Gold. Music and everything
February 19th, 2006
(-1)
How the hell can he be blasted to the side. Typical Tom Cruise, always defying the laws of physics.
February 19th, 2006
(1)
Cruise vs. Cruise vs. Cruise missle.
February 19th, 2006
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this is good stuff lol
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LOL yes.
February 19th, 2006
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3 for the music, 2 for the use of cockf4g
February 19th, 2006
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h8 Cruise, love this
February 19th, 2006
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lol
February 19th, 2006
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Very clever
February 19th, 2006
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Ownage
February 19th, 2006
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Love the gif.
February 19th, 2006
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5 for loop, and cockf*g.
February 19th, 2006
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Very good job.
February 19th, 2006
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win win win win win win win
February 19th, 2006
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sexy
February 19th, 2006
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5 for Team America line.
February 19th, 2006
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Cool, nice team america reference.
February 19th, 2006
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aha.
February 19th, 2006
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3 for team america. Music sucks.
February 19th, 2006
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wins
February 19th, 2006
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I like this for some reason lol
February 19th, 2006
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Lol.
February 19th, 2006
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February 19th, 2006
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Nice. Seriously. Nice.
February 19th, 2006
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COCK-f*g DOFN :0
February 19th, 2006
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lol. Surprise, cockf*g! Team America for the win.
February 19th, 2006
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The Humans have Taken me. Please Send Help.
February 19th, 2006
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haha great
February 19th, 2006
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lol, nice one
February 19th, 2006
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jesus titty-f*cking christ
February 19th, 2006
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tell me were you got that song on my comments page plz, nice work
February 19th, 2006
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omg...nooooooooooooo!
February 19th, 2006
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hey cockf*g guess what im giving you a 5 surprise!
February 19th, 2006
(1)
wow...that's quality right there
February 19th, 2006
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nice
February 19th, 2006
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That was good. I lol'd.
February 19th, 2006
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Good job!
February 19th, 2006
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Touched by an uncle, cockf*g.
February 19th, 2006
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5 for spitfire
February 19th, 2006
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Creative.
February 19th, 2006
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+5 for killing Tom Cruise, +5 for Team America quote.
February 19th, 2006
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very pleasing to the eyes.
February 19th, 2006
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Yay for the funny. Lets hope that THIS actually gets to the top15 unlike the utter f*cking sh*t on the top15 now.
February 19th, 2006
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squirrels win
February 19th, 2006
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Maybe I'm missing something, but it seems like an explosion from behind would send some one forward, not to their left.
February 19th, 2006
(-1)
gay music. - 3 from your 5 funny.
February 19th, 2006
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Tom Cruise defies the laws of physics as well as the laws of good acting, Mao-Edge.
February 19th, 2006
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roffle, nice image cockf*g
February 19th, 2006
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You win at the internet! All my 5 are belong to this!
February 19th, 2006
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Great choice of accomp. music and well looped - wish the jet c*ckpit frames were faster (
February 19th, 2006
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Holy sh*t this is genius. I hope this starts an actor-vs-self-in-different-movies trend.
February 19th, 2006
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hahah
February 19th, 2006
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Just great.. COCKf*g
February 19th, 2006
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I want to vote 6 on this one.. Excellent use of Team America quote.
February 19th, 2006
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hah the cockf*g mademe laugh so hard.
February 19th, 2006
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f*ckING WIN!!!!!!
February 19th, 2006
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YES! :'D
February 19th, 2006
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There can only be one....
February 19th, 2006
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lmfao
February 19th, 2006
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COCKf*g
February 19th, 2006
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5 for cruise being a f4g
February 19th, 2006
(-1)
boring
February 19th, 2006
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That would be an awesome movie if they made it.
February 19th, 2006
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you=win
February 19th, 2006
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BORING?!?!?! this gif rocks, the music rocks, this ytmnd quite litterally rwarks!
February 19th, 2006
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I would like to personally thank Tom Cruise for filling our lives with endless mockery fodder.
February 19th, 2006
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great work
February 19th, 2006
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5'd for cockf*g
February 19th, 2006
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cool dude
February 19th, 2006
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awsome image
February 19th, 2006
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awesome
February 19th, 2006
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Awesome ytmnd.
February 19th, 2006
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That was so sweet.... And I like how hes just laughing his *ss off about killing himself...
February 19th, 2006
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February 19th, 2006
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That totally rawks
February 19th, 2006
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very funny
February 19th, 2006
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+5 for prodigy!
February 19th, 2006
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OH SHI.
February 19th, 2006
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Haha! Thats really cool. 5 for Prodigy's Spitfire.
February 19th, 2006
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win
February 19th, 2006
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cockf*g lol
February 19th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
February 19th, 2006
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thank god vinny, there you are. i was worried you wouldn't make it.
February 19th, 2006
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Why isnt this number 1?
February 19th, 2006
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OH YEAH! And F*CK DOWNVOTERS! f*gg0ts.
February 19th, 2006
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'whoever wins, we lose' FTW.
February 19th, 2006
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so damn funny
February 19th, 2006
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Get this man a medal pronto.
February 19th, 2006
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hilarious, c0ckf4g ftw!
February 19th, 2006
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COCKf*g
February 19th, 2006
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"CentralAlienCorps" needs to shut the f*ck up and go die, he's never going to be as popular as Vinny. Anyway 5'd for "cockf*g".
February 19th, 2006
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That is loverly.
February 19th, 2006
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lol @ cockf*g
February 19th, 2006
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Pwnage.
February 19th, 2006
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nice
February 19th, 2006
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5
February 19th, 2006
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lol, WWW.THEPRICEISLOL.COM
February 19th, 2006
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úáélúáúéúláúéláúléáúé
February 19th, 2006
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-2 for 'cockf*g'........
February 19th, 2006
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hahhha!!!
February 19th, 2006
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COCKf*g
February 19th, 2006
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lmao. cockf*g.
February 19th, 2006
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Cool idea.
February 19th, 2006
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LOL. TOM CRUISE IA A GAY f*gGOT.
February 19th, 2006
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ITS AWESOME LAWL
February 19th, 2006
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very good
February 19th, 2006
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Add a few 1's to the end of the exclaimation marks.
February 19th, 2006
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f-ing awsome
February 19th, 2006
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pre crazy scientology cruise ftw
February 19th, 2006
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Sound would be better if it started with say a chunk of the MI theme and then switched to top gun theme or danger zone on the missle. Something along those lines. Current music is way too random. Cockf*g is funny in Team America, but just not really
February 19th, 2006
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...something Maverick would say. Doesn't really do it for me.
February 19th, 2006
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i tried that, khatib. it sucked ass.
February 19th, 2006
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IT'S COCKBAG, NOT "COCKf*g" retards
February 19th, 2006
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cockf*g 5'd
February 19th, 2006
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xd
February 19th, 2006
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very funny ^^
February 19th, 2006
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Was pretty good lol
February 19th, 2006
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F*ckin' Awesome. 5'd for the song alone.
February 19th, 2006
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so few times do i see a YTMND where everything just fits. Spitfire... AVP tagline... "c@ckf4g"... great stuff.
February 19th, 2006
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And sage saw all that Stratos made and said... "It is good."
February 19th, 2006
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5'd 4 kokf@g
February 19th, 2006
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the more i look at this the funnier it is
February 19th, 2006
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lol @ sAge
February 19th, 2006
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i cant quite put my finger on why i watched this about 30 times.. might have been the great loop, or the good editing, or jsut the good content. but i like it
February 19th, 2006
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now we need a lol cockf*g YTMND.
February 19th, 2006
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WHOEVER WINS... WE LOSE! For the win.
February 19th, 2006
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Awesome!! Very original
February 19th, 2006
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Prodigy = Instafive, it matches this site so damn well. Good job.
February 19th, 2006
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a million 5s for Spitfire!
February 19th, 2006
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5 for the prodigy
February 19th, 2006
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gj
February 19th, 2006
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lol
February 19th, 2006
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KICK. ASS. lol cockf*g.
February 19th, 2006
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very well done
February 19th, 2006
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nice, funny as hell
February 19th, 2006
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whoever wins we loose made this for me.
February 19th, 2006
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$10 says Tom Cruise throws a sh*tfit and tries to sue when he sees this.
February 19th, 2006
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Nicely done!
February 19th, 2006
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Cruise has the right idea this time. Hopefully his aim improves.
February 19th, 2006
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Hahaha, cockf*g... That rocks.
February 19th, 2006
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auto-ownage!
February 19th, 2006
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5'd FOR SPITFIRE!!! YEAH BIATCH!!!
February 19th, 2006
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cockf*g FTW!!!!!!!!!!
February 19th, 2006
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haha great
February 19th, 2006
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I lawl'd
February 19th, 2006
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cockf*g. . . FIVE!!!!!111111511
February 19th, 2006
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Music + cockf4g = 10. Good job sir.
February 19th, 2006
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Defiance of physics FTW!
February 19th, 2006
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also cockf*gs.
February 19th, 2006
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THAT was WIN.
February 19th, 2006
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rofl
February 20th, 2006
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hmmm clicked 5, but came up 4, fixed.
February 20th, 2006
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What the hell? How did you not use "Highway to the Danger Zone" for this? This is ruined for me now.
February 20th, 2006
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his insults have been reduced to a japanese immigrant you lose
February 20th, 2006
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well done, well done indeed
February 21st, 2006
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Haha that kicks ass. I always imgained Tom Cruise getting blown up would rock. And it does. And you just made it even better.
February 21st, 2006
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reminds me of battlefield 2 lol...
February 21st, 2006
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I smell fad. It's a TRAP!
February 21st, 2006
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amazing
February 22nd, 2006
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you are shoutout 2 in http://ytmnddub.ytmnd.com/
February 23rd, 2006
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OMFG YOU ARE MAVERICK!! I LOVE IT PLZ BLESS US WITH ANOTHER COCKf*g! 5d!!!
February 24th, 2006
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5 for cockf*g
February 27th, 2006
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That sh*t-eating grin as he shoots a missile at himself... great work.
March 3rd, 2006
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Stratos my friend, you are incapable of failure! 5'd!
March 7th, 2006
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ah man, cool stuff. thanks by the way. I wish my sites went over better, but I guess we can't all be "pro" eh
March 15th, 2006
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Wish I'd thought of that.
March 16th, 2006
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We don't see that many Prodigy loops on YTMND...why is that?
March 19th, 2006
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funny
March 20th, 2006
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I am confused which one is Tom Cruise
March 21st, 2006
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Hey, I thought I 5'd this before? Oh well, You get one now. Very creative, and it actually blends nicely.
March 25th, 2006
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FTW! FTW!
March 26th, 2006
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WIN! Also, cockf*gs.
March 26th, 2006
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SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL!
April 2nd, 2006
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Lmao! Great stuff! I want more!
April 3rd, 2006
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Brilliance.
April 4th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAH!! It's so awesome how it goes along with the music.
April 29th, 2006
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Cool cruise vs. scientology cruise + scientology cruise PWNED! 5 for you my good man.
May 3rd, 2006
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I cannot stop watching. I have to look at this at least once everyday.
May 10th, 2006
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OH... MY... GOD. Pure Gold. Five for you, sir.
May 10th, 2006
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Excellent!!
May 10th, 2006
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Cockf*gs... it's almost a reference to a reference!
May 19th, 2006
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this rocks
June 3rd, 2006
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Man, Cruise was cool in his Top Gun days. Since the whole Scientology thing...*shakes head*
June 5th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
June 11th, 2006
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Prodigy!
June 19th, 2006
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music is excellent, tired of bitching, 5d
June 22nd, 2006
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cockf*g for the win
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FUKKEN ORSOME
June 30th, 2006
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the cruise missle knows where cruise is becuase it knows where tom cruise isn't...
July 2nd, 2006
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5'd for the text.
July 6th, 2006
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Just subtract where Tom Cruise is from where Tom Cruise isn't and account for variance, k.
July 8th, 2006
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loller cockf*gs
July 8th, 2006
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SUPRISE, COCKf*g
July 20th, 2006
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I say this everytime I bomb someone in BF2 now! 5'd!
July 31st, 2006
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A missile of the size would clearly do more damage, killing one of the Cruises. Idiotic.
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ha that wild
August 4th, 2006
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ok good gif. could use work on the music.
August 4th, 2006
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...cockf*g? nice.
August 6th, 2006
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Holy Jesus. What is that? WHAT THE f*ck IS THAT?!....also 5'd lol
August 8th, 2006
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a+
August 10th, 2006
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nice!
August 11th, 2006
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lol
August 12th, 2006
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So that was Cruise shooting at Cruise with a Cruise missile?
August 17th, 2006
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tom cruise sucks but u pwn!!!
August 25th, 2006
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Loved it. Very funny.
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Five....For great justice (v^_^)v
September 10th, 2006
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My money's on the pre-Scientology Cruise.
September 10th, 2006
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SURPRISE, C*CKF*GS!
September 18th, 2006
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really good
October 1st, 2006
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haha wow I didn't even remember you made this, but I loved it so much that I still remembered the url. :D I'm gonna polendize this one.
October 1st, 2006
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also fav'd.
October 3rd, 2006
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Forgot to vote awhile back, and its fav'd as well. My favorite tom cruise lol.
October 9th, 2006
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love it
October 10th, 2006
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oh yeah it's done: http://polandvskerry.ytmnd.com/
October 22nd, 2006
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consider yourself polend'd. and fived'd'd.
July 16th, 2007
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Bahahahahahaha the last frame makes it a 5