This might the the best news story ever. Ever. I'm still laughing just thinking about this. I'm going to make myself out to be such an *sshole by telling everyone I know about this.

OtisWild

March 1st, 2006

4:23:30 PM CST

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Full win because kicking loud people out of theatres is the best. Retards doubly so.

donho

March 1st, 2006

4:32:17 PM CST

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woulda been a 1 but the pink panther is cool so 2

mrcrazyflames

March 1st, 2006

4:32:29 PM CST

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hahahhahahahahhahahhahah

silentpain11

March 1st, 2006

4:33:20 PM CST

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ROFL

skullwolf

March 1st, 2006

4:37:00 PM CST

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my favorite part is that he laughed at "all the funny parts", but he caused a disruption because no one else was laughing.

March 1st, 2006

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March 1st, 2006

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Thays TErrible who would do that he f**king retarded

Duz

March 1st, 2006

4:41:32 PM CST

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people gotta stop this "retarded = normal" bullsh*t, so the kid laughs hard and disturbs others, he ought to be kicked out. rent the movie at home. f*ck, do you sue stairs when you break your leg?

Teh-Ravage

March 1st, 2006

4:42:16 PM CST

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Doesn't matter if he's retarded or not, he was ruining the movie for people. I'm glad they kicked him out.

DarthErik

March 1st, 2006

4:45:23 PM CST

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HER BURGHER

J-Unit

March 1st, 2006

4:54:20 PM CST

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You win a million internets

uglbolly

March 1st, 2006

4:58:42 PM CST

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So what? Black people are ten times louder than any retard.

skullwolf

March 1st, 2006

4:59:37 PM CST

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true

doc-faustus

March 1st, 2006

5:00:03 PM CST

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*laughs like a retard* LEAHAHAHAHHEAHLEHAHA

SailorAmaya

March 1st, 2006

5:01:21 PM CST

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Reminds me of when I went to see Phantom Menace; this one retarded kid laughed at all the "funny" parts. They didn't kick him out, though.

selialahugeea

March 1st, 2006

5:13:33 PM CST

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OWNED.

March 1st, 2006

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March 1st, 2006

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stupid retard cant keep his mouth shut, he shouldn't be in the theater

kemosabe

March 1st, 2006

11:09:30 PM CST

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That woman needs to learn how to manage mentally disabled children. What if she told him a joke to cheer him up at a funeral, and he couldn't stop laughing?

cadetcollins

March 1st, 2006

11:10:11 PM CST

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lol, outbursts

roq

March 1st, 2006

11:12:16 PM CST

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Coincidentally, Batman was kicked out of that theater the same weekend for tarding out during a Popeye the Sailor cartoon.

Wesyeed

March 1st, 2006

11:14:57 PM CST

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poor retard.

JustinWhite

March 1st, 2006

11:15:11 PM CST

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LOL

moheevi

March 1st, 2006

11:15:15 PM CST

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Kinda sad really...oh well. sh*t piss cock god damnit.

moheevi

March 1st, 2006

11:16:30 PM CST

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^ wtf cock is not censored? i mean c*ck?

Solidsnake2085

March 1st, 2006

11:24:11 PM CST

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That is like 20 miles from where I live at

prairiedogeric10

February 13th, 2011

2:34:27 AM CST

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where you live [i]at[/i]?

lord-oppy

March 1st, 2006

11:31:25 PM CST

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he's fat lawl

lord-oppy

March 1st, 2006

11:32:45 PM CST

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Actually I saw Starsky and Hutch in theaters and there was this guy who was imitating a penguin after everyone was done laughing XD He didn;t get kicked out tho.

SagaBreaker62

March 5th, 2006

12:45:40 PM CST

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1 for being a f*cking idiot.

May 1st, 2006

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July 11th, 2006

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no, it doesn't matter if hes retarded, he was ruining the movie for other people.

AnnieLennox1954

July 26th, 2006

12:07:37 PM CDT

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so i was right, the same AMC woodlands somewhere by me... how come i never heard about this lol

PegLegWound

July 30th, 2006

8:20:53 PM CDT

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LMAO!! it's bad, but hey..it's not fair if other people paid to see it and were disrupted. if handicapped people want to be treated as "normal", then being kicked out for being loud is normal.

PegLegWound

July 30th, 2006

8:21:53 PM CDT

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OH WAIT......unless youre black. they are allowed to be as LOUD and disruptive as possible.

Tyler2k

August 1st, 2006

10:32:03 PM CDT

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hahaa wtf

Sploich

August 1st, 2006

11:38:09 PM CDT

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there were...funny parts?

KadeShaderow

August 2nd, 2006

2:12:46 AM CDT

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Dude, that is an open and shut case. Anybody who laughed at that movie HAS to be retarded. And of course, loud people get their asses kicked out of movies.

UrbanChampion

August 2nd, 2006

7:47:02 AM CDT

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LOL, RETARDS!!!!!!!

UrbanSombrero

August 2nd, 2006

8:52:36 AM CDT

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Here's an idea - keep the tard out of the theater.

Person-1

August 2nd, 2006

10:12:36 AM CDT

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I AM LAUGHING REALLY LOUD, AM I GOING TO BE KICKED OUT OF HERE?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?

druss01uk

August 2nd, 2006

10:14:42 AM CDT

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5'd and FAV'd for great justice!

Prosallus

August 2nd, 2006

11:00:51 AM CDT

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ADMIN: RETARD HAS BEEN BANNED FOR EXCESSIVE LAUGHING

f1re

August 2nd, 2006

12:12:37 PM CDT

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SO RETARDED

achivai

August 2nd, 2006

2:18:06 PM CDT

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I'm with the people in the theater. Imagine watching a movie, and every five minutes some retard laughs incredibly loud and retardedly for 3 minutes. Horrible.

giggity-giggity

August 2nd, 2006

2:38:02 PM CDT

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Tards must die

RyanG

August 2nd, 2006

6:01:16 PM CDT

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LMAO

ForceUser

August 5th, 2006

2:27:26 AM CDT

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that was actually a funny movie

SaucyKing

August 5th, 2006

8:58:09 AM CDT

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I think he should have gotten kicked out. Heck, my brother's retarded, and if he makes too much noise my grandmother takes him out of the theatre.

FunkMasterRitter

August 5th, 2006

3:56:16 PM CDT

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i laughed at this and the movie

MickeyMouse

August 5th, 2006

3:58:54 PM CDT

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Damn retards...

tehownz

August 6th, 2006

2:46:43 PM CDT

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I think that we need to treat all people eqaully, even retards. If a loud teenager were kicked out of a theater nobody would give a sh*t, but if it's some retard whose mother thinks because her son has some affliction that she can use it as an ascuse to be rude they make a news story. Good for the movie theater. Eqaulity-1 Self righteous moms-0

Kaioshin

August 6th, 2006

2:47:10 PM CDT

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God forbid a retarted kid should laugh at a movie. A comedy movie. At "the funny parts".

john1010226

August 10th, 2006

9:18:27 PM CDT

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funny only to think of the lawsuits to be filed...

v4vendetta

August 23rd, 2006

9:40:28 AM CDT

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Babies shouldnt be taken to the theater, even 19 year old babies! F*ck him, f*ck him right in his ass.

OverDrive89

August 26th, 2006

10:01:44 PM CDT

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I laughed...but I was on acid

Gonaho

August 28th, 2006

12:40:27 PM CDT

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If it doesn't insult someone, it's not a joke. Goddamn brilliant.

HeatherChandler

August 31st, 2006

3:37:26 AM CDT

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Because Sellers is the only Clouseau.

dieofcolors

August 31st, 2006

4:28:15 AM CDT

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who gives a f*ck if he's mentaly disabled. being a retard doesn't change the rules of the theatre.

sexymofo

September 4th, 2006

11:26:46 AM CDT

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you fail, please try again ^_^

secksymofo

September 4th, 2006

11:47:50 AM CDT

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you win, keep up the good work. ;D

lololololol

September 6th, 2006

7:53:10 AM CDT

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oh boo hoo, if you pay $9 to see a movie, we normal people should be able to enjoy it

DYSPRAXIA

September 8th, 2006

5:01:53 PM CDT

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Who are the real retards? The kid or the idiots running the cinema? Selfish people if you don't wanna be with people when watching a film rent it.

EcNo

September 19th, 2006

4:42:29 PM CDT

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nooo sh*t thats right near my house.

Bl00

October 27th, 2006

2:55:19 PM CDT

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Of course, you know, you're going to hell for this.

Cupchange

December 14th, 2006

1:43:47 PM CST

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They kick the retards out for laughing at funny sh*t but they don't kick the n*gg*rs out for yelling at the actors on screen. How ridiculous. But tards getting booted out for laughing is pretty f*cking funny too

Abiogenesis

December 14th, 2006

3:45:58 PM CST

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The theater did the right thing. The other people who paid good money to see the movie have the right to see it uninterrupted and that kid does not have the right to disturb them no matter what his condition may be.

nobody

December 14th, 2006

7:21:49 PM CST

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WTF, don't bring him to movie theaters. Problem solved. I don't want somebody making tons of noise in the theater and I don't care if they're retarded.

imthewolfman

December 14th, 2006

9:26:04 PM CST

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f*cking tard deserves it! the only thing more annoying than tard laughter is f*cking kids crying on airplanes when I'm trying to sleep, read a book or offer candy to one of them.