Atheist Goat
Created on: March 8th, 2006
Atheist Goat

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March 8th, 2006
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How the mighty have fallen.
March 8th, 2006
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"God is dead and we have killed him you and I" - Neitzche
March 8th, 2006
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Im an atheest and I don't look like that! ... do I?
March 8th, 2006
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I'm a Christian- But this is scornful mockery, not to mention ignorant. Beyond that, it is propaganda. God would want me to witness- But not to bear false witness.
March 8th, 2006
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zomg! I would be a little better with some kind of song, though.
March 8th, 2006
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DON'T TALK TO THEM!
March 8th, 2006
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"God is dead" - Neitzche "Nietche is dead" -God
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SHE'S NOT A CHISRTIAM AGGGH!
March 8th, 2006
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I'm off to convert the goats.
March 8th, 2006
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Bunch of sheep trying to convert the goats. LOL!
March 8th, 2006
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good metaphor, OMGWTFBBG. Its unfortunate this is just propaganda against Christians.
March 8th, 2006
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Wow.
March 8th, 2006
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Needs new audio.
March 8th, 2006
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He'll plant seeds of DOUBT in your fertile little imaginations !
March 8th, 2006
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I'm athiest, and I am far from grouchy. God doesn't exist..want some of my ice cream?
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What kind of whore....
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God is sleeping.
March 8th, 2006
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TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!!! THEY MAY GET YOU!!!
March 8th, 2006
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Where is the sound?
March 8th, 2006
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Meanwhile I always figured goats were the most godlike of the animals
March 8th, 2006
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There it is!
March 9th, 2006
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Yup, it's the evil atheist conspiracy at work again - and despite the fact that we seem to control the entire media, there is as of yet no atheist channel on television.
March 9th, 2006
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funniest most rediculous website ever
March 9th, 2006
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yes, because 'observing' and pestering the neighours is the true path to happiness
March 9th, 2006
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oh yeah, and DON'T TOUCH THEM CHILDREN, THEY'LL INFEST YOU WITH ATHEISM DISEASE!!1!
March 9th, 2006
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Man, how stupid religion is.
March 9th, 2006
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I've got three choice letters for this: WTF?
March 9th, 2006
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Apocalypse coming real soon, we swear!
March 9th, 2006
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Go down to the Creationist Giraffe and read about how they think T-rex was an herbivore. o_o That's almost as good.
March 9th, 2006
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lol, priceless bullsh*t!
March 9th, 2006
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PS- Supposedly, secular movies have been lying all along. Dang.
March 9th, 2006
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http://giraffenstien1.ytmnd.com/
March 9th, 2006
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lool
March 9th, 2006
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wow...
March 9th, 2006
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Allah Akbar!!1!
March 9th, 2006
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LOL holy sh*t, this website is real. Click on the Q&A Professor above the atheist goat. Some of the answers explained that earth is less than 10,000 years old & that early incest was okay because 'sin' caused genetic mutations in humans
March 9th, 2006
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"Nietzsche is God" - The Dead
March 9th, 2006
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Purchase your very own "I'm a Athiest" kit. Comes with bath robe,coffee mug and some Folgers.
March 9th, 2006
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I WILL TURN YOUR YOUR CHILDREN TO THE DARK SIDE!
March 9th, 2006
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I found this site a while ago, and it's satire. It took me a while to figure it out, since it's so well done, and the fact that some people are almost that crazy. The creationist science fair is the best part of it.
March 9th, 2006
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LOL go the evil goat
March 9th, 2006
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Bahhh.
March 9th, 2006
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Awesome. Not that Christians actually believe that, but still funny.
March 9th, 2006
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yes, i often troll playgrounds lashing out at young children... bullsh*t christians i swear.
March 9th, 2006
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I'm not sad. Beware the voice of reason and reality children!
March 9th, 2006
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lmao, you should check out their art section - http://atheistgoatavoided.ytmnd.com/
March 9th, 2006
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Christian propaganda ftw!
March 9th, 2006
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that site is great
March 9th, 2006
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Goddamn Jehovah's Witnesses! lol
March 9th, 2006
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Thank god there's 9000 different kinds of Christianity, so there's always going to be some loonies.
March 9th, 2006
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lol, five
March 9th, 2006
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Needs an EVERYTHINGS UNGODLY sound
March 9th, 2006
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Oh jeez, a friend of mine found this site a while ago. It's a joke, kids. A well-crafted one, but still a joke.
March 9th, 2006
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lol, there is not god. Religon is simply for ppl who have no faith in themselves. Man created the world u live in today, not "god".
March 9th, 2006
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dude, they have a print-out for an Atheist Goat paper action figure! Win!
March 9th, 2006
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OMG The goat's going to molest small children!
March 9th, 2006
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many hardy laughs
March 9th, 2006
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LOL godless goat
March 9th, 2006
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One'd for making religion bashing even more immature than it already is.
March 9th, 2006
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i hope this isnt real, but it probably is.
March 9th, 2006
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this is to funny.. christ stains think so f*cked up
March 9th, 2006
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hes goin to hell: http://sgth.ytmnd.com/
March 9th, 2006
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"crotchety"
March 9th, 2006
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People...this site is satire. It wasn't actually made by a Christian group of any time. Don't be so gullible.
March 9th, 2006
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Whoops, I meant "of any kind."
March 9th, 2006
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Children, never try to confront a heretic Atheist by yourself. Wait for a responsible adult to bring a stake, matches and a litre of gasoline.
March 9th, 2006
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i'd love to believe it were satire...but i really don't think so.
March 9th, 2006
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Jesus said... the Kingdom of God is inside you, and all around you, not in mansions of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood... and I am there, lift a stone... and you will find me.
March 9th, 2006
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"Neitzche is dead" - God
March 9th, 2006
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LOL Christians
March 9th, 2006
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You win because OMG EVAL ATHEIST! I'm deedist, so I don't care.
March 9th, 2006
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I'm atheist, and I'm having a wonderful time!!
March 9th, 2006
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I can't believe I didn't make this site. Kudos.
March 9th, 2006
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wait, so all goats are atheists?
March 9th, 2006
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hahah objective ministries is awesome....check out the jesus light switch on there
March 9th, 2006
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keeping them blind
March 9th, 2006
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LOL religion is so nuts. "They may even try to trick you into neglecting God's word" just proves their stance on brainwashing children.
March 9th, 2006
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I've never seen a more brilliant interpretation of it.
March 9th, 2006
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I'm a christian and find that hilarious.
March 9th, 2006
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lol i love it! that'll teach them athiests
March 9th, 2006
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it's a parady of fundamentalist christain websites dumbass it isn't real.
March 9th, 2006
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5-ing just because you can spin that sheep's head on the website. It's quite fun
March 9th, 2006
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remember kids: jesus hates goats! or something like that...
March 9th, 2006
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I should have guessed it was satire. In any case, this does make me laugh. There are few things that raise my ire more than ignorance regarding religion, be it from atheists, Christians, or anyone else.
March 9th, 2006
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"very advanced witnessing techniques are needed" XD
March 9th, 2006
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The only witnessing technique that'll work on me is 3,000,000 dollars. Get to work on that, god-squad.
March 9th, 2006
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...Is this real? Religious people shouldn't talk... THEY think they have it all figured out because they read some sh*t from someone smarter and older than they are so they automatically believe it
March 9th, 2006
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Wow...just....wow.
March 9th, 2006
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I saw this a couple years ago on some Christian website. WHERE'S THE KANGAJEW?
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im also a christain but i have friends that are atheist, and yes they are all sad but not grumpy lol. but im 5'ing this because i can take humor
March 9th, 2006
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March 9th, 2006
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4 because I like it, -1 for no sound credit.
March 9th, 2006
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More christian insanity and desperation to make everyone think like them and believe in their own mythical beings.
March 9th, 2006
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You people do actually realize that Objective Ministries is a joke website, right? It isn't real... no need to get pissy...
March 9th, 2006
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lol, christianity
March 9th, 2006
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zOMG I found an atheist in my neighbourhood. I need to TELL MY PARENTS OR MY PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!! LMAO!! And I'm Christian, btw.
March 9th, 2006
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I can not tell if the source website is sereous or just a joke. The author is eather incredably deluted or very good.
March 9th, 2006
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I don't know how many people have to say it but the site is satire you twits.
March 9th, 2006
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If it was real, I would not be surprised at all.
March 9th, 2006
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lol
March 9th, 2006
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This image was funny when I saw it 4 years ago.
March 9th, 2006
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I prefer to spend my Sundays doing productive or enjoyable things. Church is neither.
March 9th, 2006
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Sure he is Godless, but Man, can that goat brew some fine coffee. 5/5 good find.
March 9th, 2006
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Gay, old.
March 9th, 2006
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"But then why are they always so SAD?" lol
March 9th, 2006
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Just the fact that you can't tell if it's a satire or not speaks volumes...
March 9th, 2006
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"i don't know what weapons world war III will bring, but world war IV will be faught with stix and stones"- Albert Einstein
March 9th, 2006
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That website is seriously disturbing. The Kanga-jew, lol
March 9th, 2006
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This is more of a PSA than anything else...
March 9th, 2006
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the Dr Giraffe part is hilarious
March 9th, 2006
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tch.. no wonder christians are fools.
March 9th, 2006
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This type of propaganda sickens me.
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I. Hate. Christians.
March 9th, 2006
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ZOMG great find, just reminds me of how stupid christians can be.
March 9th, 2006
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This is a joke, right? Please tell me this is a joke...
March 9th, 2006
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loler figures it is a parody
March 9th, 2006
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athiests are sad because we can't blame a giant magic man in the sky for our problems
March 9th, 2006
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This has been a long time standing piece of objective missionary church kidz site...they mean it, and they are ridiculous...five for bring attention to it...
March 9th, 2006
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LOL, stolen image and cliche sound. 1.
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OMG THE HEATHENS ARE COMING THE HEATHENS ARE COMING
March 9th, 2006
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i hate religious people
March 9th, 2006
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Oh my, what a horrible, racist website that is!
March 9th, 2006
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So when the "adults" come to my house should I set them on fire?
March 9th, 2006
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Atheists know what they believe best
March 9th, 2006
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NeverClever, your screen name is very appropriate. This is not a real Christian site. It's a parody site. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OBJECTIVE:_Christian_Ministries
March 9th, 2006
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It's not serious. It's a satire, heavilly leaning on Christian bashing..... but done with satire. Hateful, but humurous. In other words, it's not a real christian site. It's a spoof.
March 9th, 2006
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Atheists aren't just grumpy, they are pretty arrogant
March 9th, 2006
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As a Christian, I cannot stand radical, fundamentalist Christians. However, don't use a parody website as means to bash all Christians. Demonizing entire religions is not a good thing.
March 9th, 2006
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LoL@ Lash out at children FTW!!!!
March 9th, 2006
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I used to be a happy atheist, but now I believe in YTMNDism. Consider me a faithful convert.
March 9th, 2006
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Tha goat has no legs.
March 9th, 2006
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We may be goats.. but at least we aren't blind sheep, like christians!
March 9th, 2006
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goats suck!
March 9th, 2006
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once again some douchebag has made me and my faith look bad. oh well at least some people got a cheap laugh. 5'd
March 9th, 2006
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Funny because it's true.
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God is dead? I didn't even know he was sick.
March 9th, 2006
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OH NOES THE ATHEISTS ARE COMING
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Also, Christians are brain washed sheep.
March 9th, 2006
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Quick! Report people with opinions to the authorities! NOW!
March 9th, 2006
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That's from a joke site people, it's not serious. Everyone speaking out against are the real dumbasses, it ain't serious.
March 9th, 2006
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Wow… If the people that made that pic are serious… just wow.
March 9th, 2006
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LOL HAHV U GUYS READ THE 100 REASONS WHY GOD EXITS ON SOEM ATEHIST WEBSITE ITS RELAYL FUNNNY LOL
March 9th, 2006
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Forgot To vote
March 9th, 2006
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Greatness.
March 9th, 2006
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atheists fail at life
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XD
March 9th, 2006
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Haha, WTF? stupid propaganda. I'm an atheist and found this highly entertaining - most likely because I know I'm not anything like described in this 'warning' comic. But anyways, interesting find. P.S. I don't look like a goat either! DISCRIMINATION!
March 9th, 2006
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Yes, it's a parody website but it's a DAMN good one, and if you navigate thru ads and links, it overlaps other parodies and also REAL Xtian pages. Clue #1 for me was the Kanga-Jew.
March 9th, 2006
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LMFAO. another reason why religion is plain retarded. not only do they insist on believing something that isnt true, they think those who dont are retarded too. i hate those f*ggots.
March 9th, 2006
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OH so this is making fun of christians, well then five!!
March 9th, 2006
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Support avocado suffrage.
March 9th, 2006
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Look at this pic l found on the site: http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-skeetblastoff.png
March 9th, 2006
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LOL i go to a catholioc high school so this is like ten times more funny for me
March 9th, 2006
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lol
March 9th, 2006
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lolgasm
March 9th, 2006
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Does existentialism count?
March 9th, 2006
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All of this and not one mention of an odd todd rip-off.
March 9th, 2006
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The guy who lives down the hall from me a disgrunteled athiest lol.
March 9th, 2006
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Whenever I'm approached by Christians trying to convert me, instead of telling them to f*ck off, I try to get them to read Sartre or Nietzsche. I don't think they ever do, but it's still sort of fun. Religion cannot withstand reason.
March 9th, 2006
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"athiests are sad because we can't blame a giant magic man in the sky for our problems"
March 9th, 2006
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Oh, propaganda, you make me chuckle.
March 9th, 2006
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i remember this site.. its crazy dumb lol
March 9th, 2006
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The Habu's corner one is even better.
March 9th, 2006
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American Christian propanganda, lol. Funny as sh*t, allthough sh*t isn't really funny, is it?
March 9th, 2006
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Ignorance is funny.
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... Yay, finnally Christians will stop talking to me. Thank go... Oh wait... I don't believe in him. =D
March 9th, 2006
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Christian propoganda is so damn funny
March 9th, 2006
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So messed up...baaaaah.
March 9th, 2006
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check out the "LOL" pants on that webpages store lol
March 9th, 2006
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lol... and they call the muslims extremists... lol
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"God is dead." Nietzche, 1882 "Nietzche is dead." God, 1900
March 9th, 2006
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Thank god they're keeping their children away.
March 9th, 2006
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*is a very happy atheist*
March 9th, 2006
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lol
March 9th, 2006
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Sheep go to heaven. Goats go to hell.
March 9th, 2006
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LOL, fundamentalists are so dumb.
March 9th, 2006
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I can't believe that's real. lol.
March 9th, 2006
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This and the kanga-jew are the best. Lol, christianity
March 9th, 2006
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-1 because i know its from a joke site and -1 more because the hindu one is superior
March 9th, 2006
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Brain washing our youth. I'm a christian and I try to convert those who are willing to learn.Lol, so that is what little kids learn in sunday school.
March 9th, 2006
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DON'T LET THEM LOOK AT YOU--YOU'LL GET INFECTED WITH THEIR EVIL!!!
March 9th, 2006
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I say GOD IS DEAD! Anyway. This is a great site. "If you find an atheist in your neighborhood, tell a parent!" EVIL HERETICS THOU SHALT BE SMITTEN!
March 9th, 2006
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Dear GOD it's a cult for f*cking children.... Check out their site
March 9th, 2006
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lol, atheist
March 9th, 2006
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that.is.awesome.
March 9th, 2006
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Another awesome YTMND....Love it
March 9th, 2006
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lmao
March 9th, 2006
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Real atheists have more facial hair than that.
March 9th, 2006
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My mind cannot comprehend the ignorance. Seriously. I think I just got a brain hemorrage trying to think about it... Ow.
March 9th, 2006
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lol crotchety. I like how they treat athiests like lepurs. YOUR GOD LOVES THAT :D
March 9th, 2006
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I remember seeing this a longgggggg time ago.
March 9th, 2006
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rofl @ "lash out at children"
March 9th, 2006
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Wow, best laugh all day. Thanks for the spiritual safety tip! Just say no to grump old Mr. Gruff!
March 9th, 2006
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HAhahaaha. It took me about 10 minutes to figure out that it was a parody site. KUDOS :)
March 9th, 2006
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...this is stupid who ever made that calender i would like to kill them im Atheist but im happy all the time :D but i have my own beliefs...
March 9th, 2006
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DARK-SIEDED!!!!!111
March 9th, 2006
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....Reason number 32 why I hate the Christian Faith.
March 9th, 2006
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1 because that website is fake.
March 9th, 2006
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And as a Catholic, I don't feel that that website is a proper representation of my beliefs at ALL. Post some Jack Chick comics for a 5.
March 9th, 2006
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Ahhh the idiocy of Christians.
March 9th, 2006
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old but awesome.
March 9th, 2006
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OMG! I remember that site.
March 9th, 2006
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the fact that the biggest bitches I know are strong christians kinda deflates their argument here
March 9th, 2006
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The Fundamentalists have taken me. Please send help.
March 9th, 2006
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LOLLLL
March 9th, 2006
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Tell a parent or a pastor right away for the atheist may rape you and turn you away from religion! That site is awesome.
March 9th, 2006
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I've seen these before. They still make me giggle though :D
March 9th, 2006
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Hey kids...wanna read some Ayn Rand?...5'd for linking me to that site. Hours and hours of laughs to be found there.
March 9th, 2006
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Wow, sure are a lot of goats here. (And people going to hell)
March 9th, 2006
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Or u cud shoot the goat in the head and laugh at him. God is teh awesomeniss
March 9th, 2006
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lol dont talk to them they might punch some holes in the bible!
March 9th, 2006
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He CLAIMS to be Atheist, yet he might go to Church on Saturday rather than Sunday. HA! He uses his atheism as a façade.
March 9th, 2006
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Actually, this is from a Christian site, not propaganda AGAINST Christians. The Religious Right make fools of themselves, we don't need to try...
March 9th, 2006
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HF wasting sunday in church while i waste mine on the internet (:
March 9th, 2006
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Remeber kids if you find an atheist, tell your parents or your pastor. Also call your nearest republican represenitive so they can contact the FBI and have thier family slaughtered. lol, good stuff.
March 9th, 2006
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You know what this needs? The "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell" loop.
March 9th, 2006
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Goats: Not ment for... propaganda?
March 9th, 2006
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Ahahaha, all of us grumpy old athiest goats... No wonder christians grow up to be so screwed up.
March 9th, 2006
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Religion sucks;)
March 9th, 2006
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I'm an atheist and this just makes me hate God (the fictional piece of sh*t that starts 90% of wars) even more.
March 9th, 2006
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I hate all you f*cktards who keep saying "I'm Christian, but I'm not offended, lol." A vast majority of America is Christian, its understood that you probably are too.
March 9th, 2006
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Haha, 5 for the stupidity and arrogence of Chirstianity.
March 9th, 2006
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LOL
March 9th, 2006
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It's a f*cking parody. Do some research.
March 9th, 2006
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Yeh, I saw that and I've had it in my photobucket for like over a year now, its funny because it makes fun of every human at the same time.
March 9th, 2006
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That site is sometimes unintentionally funnier than YTMND.
March 9th, 2006
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Ha ha, Christians for the lose!
March 9th, 2006
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f*cking Christian Propaganda Minibooks. >_
March 9th, 2006
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Hello and welcome to four years ago.
March 9th, 2006
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It's still funny DarkShadow. And if you want to be correct, it's more like welcome to 2000 years ago.
March 9th, 2006
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Woo, don't we love Christianity.
March 9th, 2006
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I found this in 8th grade and shared it with my entire class. I just don't find it funny anymore. The new clothing line is funny though. Read about the thong they are selling. "A constant reminder to women to get a husband."
March 9th, 2006
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Thats some real propaganda, do I really look like a goat?
March 9th, 2006
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AAAAAAH!!! EVERYBODY RUN! IT'S AN ATHIEST!!!! STOP IT BEFORE IT DESTROYS THE UNIVERSE!!! Wait... That's just me. Oh well.
March 9th, 2006
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LMAO, catholic corruption at it's best.
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March 9th, 2006
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Advanced witnessing techniques, such as hypnosis, sysnopsis, asceticism, and animal mind control. Yeah, basically, they're not for amatuers.
March 9th, 2006
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OMG ROFL...
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HE'
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HE'LL LASH OUT AT CHILDREN
March 9th, 2006
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It's not christianity that is at fault, it's the people who believe it.
March 9th, 2006
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haha I love christian propoganda
March 9th, 2006
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Propaganda is the devil.
March 9th, 2006
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It's always so nice to see that we have such positive press representing our religion... to all the non-religious types out there, we're not like that. Just the extremists.
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Jesus was a Jew
March 9th, 2006
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FTW. And yes, all religous people I know are like this.
March 9th, 2006
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HAHAhHAHahaha tHAT IS GREAT
March 9th, 2006
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If anyone is wondering, thats from Objectiveministries.org, some retarded funamentalist christrian webpage, I traced a picture of their youth rock band leader named "Skeet" (thats right, Skeet" Hoskins and attached him to a robot body. I then sent it in t
March 9th, 2006
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This sounds almost as bad as, "Look out for atheists! They'll catch yer cooter!"
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WORD TO THE WISE: THIS IMAGE IS FROM A JOKE WEBSITE.
March 9th, 2006
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Religion is gay
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