What did the Spanish Pirate get at the supermarket?

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March 15th, 2006
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lol
March 15th, 2006
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That is quite cleaver! I LOL'ed. Also but your sound origin, which I know is from Soul Calibur II, but other may not.
March 15th, 2006
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"put" not "but".....sorry
March 15th, 2006
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lol thx i needed that.
March 15th, 2006
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Lol. I don't think I've ever seen just a...joke...on ytmnd.
March 15th, 2006
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Horrible! I love it!
March 15th, 2006
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I kept thinking, while it loaded, what the punchline would be. Good music. Good thing to see on ytmnd.
March 15th, 2006
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....not that funny. I mean, I could find jokes like that on any kids snack item.
March 15th, 2006
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all the up and coming ones are as dumb as this....wtf?
March 15th, 2006
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Oh god What a horrible joke. Still, I see potential in the "riddle YTMND" fromat here, and, honestly, anything with such a great song selection can't get below a 3.
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*groan*
March 15th, 2006
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hurray for using music to carry the ytmnd!
March 15th, 2006
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absolutely the worst joke ever and because of that ....4'd
March 15th, 2006
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Kinda funny joke. What gets the 5 is how perfect the SCII song goes with it.
March 16th, 2006
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f*ck the wife
March 16th, 2006
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music is great, don't get me wrong... but the gag here really does not merit any better
March 16th, 2006
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LOL RIDDLE FAD PLZ
March 16th, 2006
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5 because I love to laugh at jokes like that. Good job.
March 16th, 2006
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
March 16th, 2006
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Yay SCII.
March 16th, 2006
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Dear God... An actual joke on YTMND...? You're a genious. 5'd
March 16th, 2006
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funny joke, +5 for pirates, +5 for soulcaliber, -5 for only being able to give you 5, sorry
March 16th, 2006
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Zing!
March 16th, 2006
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LOL great music too
March 16th, 2006
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5'd for making me say "Jesus Christ" out loud in such a disapproving manner that the joke is instantly great.
March 16th, 2006
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I LOL'D
March 16th, 2006
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5'd because literally, the first thought to cross my mind was "XD what the f*ck?"
March 16th, 2006
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ZING
March 16th, 2006
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5 just for SC2 music
March 16th, 2006
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eh?
March 16th, 2006
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This is so stupid.
March 16th, 2006
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the whole point is that it is a horrible joke you slobbergoats
March 16th, 2006
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You sir... are a God among men.
March 16th, 2006
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lol pun!
March 16th, 2006
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5 for Soul Calibur music too. You're lucky that I don't lower cause I don't get your joke.
March 16th, 2006
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5 for pirate joke
March 16th, 2006
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AWESOME!
March 16th, 2006
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har har har ! 5
March 16th, 2006
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I mam compelled to 5 this.
March 16th, 2006
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*am
March 16th, 2006
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lol, too much awesome! it cant be! but its too funny!!!
March 16th, 2006
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why is this top 15
March 16th, 2006
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This joke belongs on a LaffyTaffy wrapper.
March 16th, 2006
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The music made me lol.
March 16th, 2006
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HAHAHARRRRRRRRR!!!!
March 16th, 2006
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Win.
March 16th, 2006
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this ... is very silly. 5!
March 16th, 2006
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nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
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Soul Calibur FTW! I giv joo a two point five for the music, and a two point five for the joke, what doesthat make? A FIVE!
March 16th, 2006
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you people are all high, this doesnt even deserve a chuckle
March 16th, 2006
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X f*ckin D... I hate you so much.... 5'd
March 16th, 2006
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. . .
March 16th, 2006
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its not racist
March 16th, 2006
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1'd until I get the joke. :/ Call me stupid, I know.
March 16th, 2006
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lol
March 16th, 2006
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Use the song from the treasure cave stage. It's more piratey.
March 16th, 2006
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why is this #1? jesus
March 16th, 2006
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A Spanish Galleon is a ship. Imagine your typical pirate ship. Joke not that funny, but the music is epic.
March 16th, 2006
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Bad joke ahoy! Though you get a +2 for having Soul Calibur in the background.
March 16th, 2006
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why would anybody rate this a 5? It's just a milk jug
August 2nd, 2007
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I could spend all day looking at jugs on the internet.
March 16th, 2006
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I lol'd
March 16th, 2006
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5 for Soul Calibur.
March 16th, 2006
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HOW MUCH DO PIRATES PAY FOR CORN? http://cornjoke.ytmnd.com/ YARR, JOKE MEME AHOY.
March 16th, 2006
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OK? u must have a lot of friends on here.
March 16th, 2006
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Its so bad its good.
March 16th, 2006
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Soul Calibur 2 saved your butt. 4'd
March 16th, 2006
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3 because you appoligized in the description
March 16th, 2006
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I LOL'D.
March 16th, 2006
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uggghhhh.
March 16th, 2006
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LOL. 5'd.
March 16th, 2006
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great joke
March 16th, 2006
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no.
March 16th, 2006
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Brilliant
March 16th, 2006
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dont get it
March 16th, 2006
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Taking your creative cues from Laffy Taffy?
March 16th, 2006
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Classic YTMND! Who needs special effects and such to be a winnar?
March 16th, 2006
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Ehh, not incredibly funny. But the sound really jumped me.
March 16th, 2006
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Pun intended :P
March 16th, 2006
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http://rumorsontheinnernets.ytmnd.com
March 16th, 2006
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I played Soul Calibur II until my eyes fell out of my head. The joke sucks, but that's the entire point. I can dig it.
March 16th, 2006
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lame
March 16th, 2006
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Cervantes/5
March 16th, 2006
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Okay, I downvoted, but you get a 5 just for somehow /topping the f*cking 15/ with this bullsh*t.
March 16th, 2006
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4 for cervantes
March 16th, 2006
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Also, how the hell do people not get this joke? There just may be some sites to tell you what a galleon is on the INTERNET
March 16th, 2006
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Them leachy spics use metric.Good one tho
March 16th, 2006
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Pirate jokes always get 5'd.
March 16th, 2006
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made me smile
March 16th, 2006
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The legend will never die, and the Soul Still Burns!
March 16th, 2006
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i'm seriously shocked this is doing so well...
March 16th, 2006
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Lol that's so stupid it's awesome.
March 16th, 2006
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haha a galleon is like so close to gallon its funny.
March 16th, 2006
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this site is so stupid it made me laugh
March 16th, 2006
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so lame!!!
March 16th, 2006
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nice
March 16th, 2006
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how the f*ck is this #1?
March 16th, 2006
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aaaahahahahah XD
March 16th, 2006
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umm i dont know how this got so popular, its pretty stupid really i dont see how this is gonna be a fad
March 16th, 2006
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painful, and i fell for it
March 16th, 2006
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4 for SC2. SC2 >>> SC3 >>> all other fighting games
March 16th, 2006
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why is this #1
March 16th, 2006
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LOL
March 16th, 2006
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5'd for pun.
March 16th, 2006
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ps SCI>>>>>SCII/SCIII IT IS THE UN-WRITTEN LAW OF LIFE
March 16th, 2006
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That's sooo friggin' lame. It cracked me up. 5!
March 16th, 2006
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Pirates dont drink milk, they drink putrid water laced with gunpowder.
March 16th, 2006
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viewhax ftw
March 16th, 2006
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A five for effort, but you should've used the yo ho yo ho a priate's life for me, sound or He's A Pirate from Pirates of the Carribeian.
March 16th, 2006
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The soul calibur tune is reference to Cervantes being a spanish pirate, a SPANISH GHOST PIRATE at that
March 16th, 2006
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Horrible ssite off the top 15 NOW!!!
March 16th, 2006
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Heh, the grandiose music combined with the cheesy joke is great.
March 16th, 2006
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Touché, sir.
March 16th, 2006
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why the f*ck is this #1.
March 16th, 2006
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Lol, would be better if you turned it into the: SPANISH INQUISITION!
March 16th, 2006
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eew. + 2 for making me look. even though i knew the punchline.
March 16th, 2006
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im a pirate myself. 5
March 16th, 2006
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5 for Soul Calibur music.
March 16th, 2006
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lol, corny
March 16th, 2006
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LOLL
March 16th, 2006
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funny but not "lolol" funny
March 16th, 2006
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That's some pun there, compadre.
March 16th, 2006
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Har har. I'll 5 it if you give it a rimjob.
March 16th, 2006
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SHOT!... rimSHOT.
March 16th, 2006
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i dont get it...
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Har har harrrrr
March 16th, 2006
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It's inherent lameness is it's greatest strength
March 16th, 2006
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Top 15 quality.
March 16th, 2006
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This is number one today? GYS people.....
March 16th, 2006
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When did Bazooka Joe start making ytmnds?
March 16th, 2006
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ahahahaha nice dude
March 16th, 2006
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I thought it was really stupid but somehow ended up laughing anyway.
March 16th, 2006
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This belongs on a laffy taffy wrapper, not ytmnd.
March 16th, 2006
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good thing you didn't re-use a joke that was just said 3 comments ago!
March 16th, 2006
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HA
March 16th, 2006
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I did not laugh at all. The guts you have to put up such a horrendously dumb joke. I salute you!
March 16th, 2006
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Utter proof the top15 needs serious revamping.
March 16th, 2006
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So stupid, it's genius. Good job.
March 16th, 2006
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Get this sh*t off top15 now.
March 16th, 2006
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equals lol
March 16th, 2006
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I can't help from thinking that the music sounds like it could be the theme to some crappy disconnected local newscast fom the mid 90s.
March 16th, 2006
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Wow that is a really really bad joke.
March 16th, 2006
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i read it as a gallon of milk at first. should have made it a non joke. pirates need gallons of milk too
March 16th, 2006
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good choice of music
March 16th, 2006
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SCII = 5'd III = 1'd
March 16th, 2006
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I would have used Uncharted Waters 2 music.
March 16th, 2006
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Those kinds of jokes are funny only because they're so horrible.
March 16th, 2006
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5'd for Soul Calibur
March 16th, 2006
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Well, I like the music..
March 16th, 2006
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how the f*ck is this #1?
March 16th, 2006
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anyone who gave this anything above 2 stars is mentally retarded
March 16th, 2006
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go SC! WOOO!
March 16th, 2006
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lame
March 16th, 2006
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creative and good punchline
March 16th, 2006
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Bad joke=winnar
March 16th, 2006
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This just proves that there really is such a thing as a pun that is too corny to be funny, ironically or otherwise...
March 16th, 2006
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ytmnd ppl are idiots
March 16th, 2006
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so lame its funny
March 16th, 2006
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I dunnut gettit. Add a spanish pirate and I'll either 4 or 5 you.
March 16th, 2006
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Wow, this is bad
March 16th, 2006
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What a sh*tty joke. But I lol'd :(
March 16th, 2006
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wtf...lol
March 16th, 2006
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Corny joke, but the music did it for me. XD
March 16th, 2006
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Its so stupid its hilarious.
March 16th, 2006
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Wow... view spam/hack.
March 16th, 2006
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*rimshot*
March 16th, 2006
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i know it's futile to say this, but i'm not viewhacking.
March 16th, 2006
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5 for Cervantes
March 16th, 2006
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Funny, but not funny enough to be in the top...
March 16th, 2006
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+5 for stupidity, -1 for corniness
March 16th, 2006
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5'd for veiled originality
March 16th, 2006
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I can't put it into words.
March 16th, 2006
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i logged in just to downvote this
March 16th, 2006
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oh gay, i hit 5 cause im drunk, WEAK
March 16th, 2006
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Hah.
March 16th, 2006
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Five for VIEWHAX
March 16th, 2006
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AHAHAHAH! How witty!
March 16th, 2006
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only somewhat funny, but not top-100 funny
March 16th, 2006
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sooo bad, but the horribleness makes it that much funnier
March 16th, 2006
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i cant belive i actually lol'd at that :P
March 16th, 2006
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XDDDDD
March 16th, 2006
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Nice joke
March 16th, 2006
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f*cking amazing idea
March 16th, 2006
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oh hells yes
March 16th, 2006
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lol, when I saw this I rotfl'd so hard... GG, sir.
March 16th, 2006
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lolololol, a winning combination of a pic, music, and text 5
March 16th, 2006
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Best joke ever!
March 16th, 2006
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5 for just the Soul Calibur II music. Confrontation has got to be the best music from that game.
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I like the exciting music, but I don't get it.
March 16th, 2006
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This was good for a chuckle, but I dont get how its the most viewed ytmnd of the day
March 16th, 2006
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5 for Soul Calibur 2. :P
March 16th, 2006
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uber view hax
March 16th, 2006
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cool?
March 16th, 2006
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+5 for the music alone
March 16th, 2006
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YTMND needs more sites like this, and by that I mean less sites that aren't this. or somethign like that.
March 16th, 2006
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yay, a visit from ptkfgsinkdrinker is like a visit from santa claus
March 16th, 2006
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ummmm.....was this sponsored by the dairy association of America??
March 16th, 2006
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mm 666 votes
March 16th, 2006
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God I hate you.
March 16th, 2006
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milk ftw
March 16th, 2006
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5'd. A nice peaceful change, b/c most of the stuff on here is chaotic and crappy. Also Soul Calibur 2.
March 16th, 2006
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5/5 for SC music
March 16th, 2006
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30k views in 1 day for a site this lame is suspicious.
March 16th, 2006
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Yeah, thats almost funny.
March 17th, 2006
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holy fcuking sh*t thats hillarious for sum reason lol a galleon rofl so omfg
March 17th, 2006
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Why is this so popular? :O
March 17th, 2006
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So lame.
March 17th, 2006
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excellent stuff
March 17th, 2006
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This ytmnd gives me shivers up me timbers!...?
March 17th, 2006
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sound picture text joke 4 stars
March 17th, 2006
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1 star for piss take of pirate, and a whole load more for soul calibur music. \../'.'\../
March 17th, 2006
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oh man that is so bad its great
March 17th, 2006
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*throws tomato*
March 17th, 2006
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5 for the sound
March 17th, 2006
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please turn off your computer and go outside
March 17th, 2006
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ZING
March 17th, 2006
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Suggestion: Change music to Eternal Struggle.
March 17th, 2006
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sry, not changing it now
March 18th, 2006
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wtf is outside that's so damn great? it's f*cking below zero you priest.
March 18th, 2006
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Besides my own sites I do sponser ones with style such as this. Thank you Aegis for the joke lol
March 19th, 2006
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He didn't get any corn because it costs a buccaneer.
March 20th, 2006
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No idea why the hell this is so funny, but it is.
March 27th, 2006
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I love SCII music, but you used the wrong song. Confrontation is the Roman themed song, not the Spanish Pirate themed song. You're looking for Cervantes' theme, Eternal Struggle.
March 27th, 2006
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yeah except i hate that song
April 22nd, 2006
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OOOooooOOOOOOh.
July 5th, 2006
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lmfaooo goooood one!!!!! *not sarcasm*
July 29th, 2006
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You forgot Poland.
August 24th, 2006
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Made me say, "God damnit."
November 24th, 2006
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wow I remember this when it hit top 15 :D
December 24th, 2006
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5