PTKFGS: The Bauman E-mails: A Dramatic Reading
Created on: March 20th, 2006
PTKFGS:  The Bauman E-mails: A Dramatic Reading
A reading of Bill Bauman's emails to Rob Goldberg on Jan 10, 2006. Sorry for the flaky English accent and chewing the scenery. Also I added a couple of words. It's lengthy. Hope you enjoy it.

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March 20th, 2006
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Drama!~
March 20th, 2006
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A PTKFGS that doesn't suck!! It's great. ^_^
March 20th, 2006
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f*ckING FIVE
March 20th, 2006
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hot tub
March 20th, 2006
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lol!
March 20th, 2006
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LOL, Im happy you where to first to re make this! I cant wait to see this next to the YTMND one in the hall of fame!
March 20th, 2006
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The pronunciation of LMAO for teh win.
March 20th, 2006
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....
March 20th, 2006
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HELL YES! Drama perfection at its finest! You have officially earned a 5!
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Wonderful.
March 20th, 2006
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Redonkulous
March 20th, 2006
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hmm this makes me sad. ptkfgs, worst fad ever, with the ytmnd that brought me to ytmnd combined. This gets me into a big dillema.
March 20th, 2006
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"Brilliant. Simply Brilliant. Better than a picnic with a tall person and two ponies." - The Daily Planet.
March 20th, 2006
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Completely speechless. Here's 10 cookies for you.
March 20th, 2006
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You f*cking ROCK sir. LA MOW!
March 20th, 2006
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Brilliant!
March 20th, 2006
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Thanks for combining the two gayest fads ever you get a 1
March 20th, 2006
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I don`t know,your first letter reading was so terrific it`s hard to see a second one
March 20th, 2006
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^ STFU. I'm a girl and I'd do boomaga but not you. So there.
March 20th, 2006
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I voted 5 LOL!
March 20th, 2006
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This exchange took place in my universe. 5 as I always do.
March 20th, 2006
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Accesss? Landmann? I laughed harder than the original, and that's pretty fricken hard...
March 20th, 2006
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(that was to Bobdole23. D:)
March 20th, 2006
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for effort
March 20th, 2006
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awesome! a perfect alter-demension!
March 20th, 2006
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Sorry I don't think you get it. Alternate universe != opposite-land.
March 20th, 2006
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*snif* That was beautiful. Bravo! Bravo! *snif*
March 20th, 2006
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The first one was witty. This is genius.
March 20th, 2006
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Brilliant!
March 20th, 2006
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"wink" ! ;)
March 20th, 2006
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hutz = moron. watch the original ptkfgs "alternate universe" thing again, the one on the top 5 the last few days. "slight permutations" not OPPOSITES.
March 20th, 2006
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LAH MOW!!!
March 20th, 2006
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But its not hornpipe...or is it???
March 20th, 2006
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I lol'd at the Yiddish stuff.
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Love end crickets. You definately have not lost possesion of your telefin!
March 20th, 2006
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EXTENSIVE, ANALYTICAL AND INTENSE SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH HAS GONE INTO THIS YTMND AND RESULTS YIELD IT IS MADE OF A RARE SUBSTANCE KNOWN AS "PURE-WIN." A 6 STAR COULD BE GIVEN BUT IT WOULD RIP THE VERY MATERIAL OF REALITY.
March 20th, 2006
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This is great lol.
March 20th, 2006
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I lawled.
March 20th, 2006
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Winnage
March 20th, 2006
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INGENIOUS
March 20th, 2006
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I do not think the english accent worked in your favor as well for this one..still very good
March 20th, 2006
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LAH MAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAWL I heart you!!!!
March 20th, 2006
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Yeah, definately like the YESYES one better.
March 20th, 2006
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Genios Say What Say What Lah Maoh
March 20th, 2006
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Simpy genious
March 20th, 2006
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it was ok
March 20th, 2006
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"LMAO" lmao!!!
March 20th, 2006
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wtf? isn't the ptkfgs bauman named darek gauman? so his dad woud be bill gauman not bauman. wtf is that? 4
March 20th, 2006
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someone needs to help alex with his flying lobster obsession. (p.s. this is vote4pedro from vent)
March 20th, 2006
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YTMND and PTKFGS is boomaga.
March 20th, 2006
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Can't beat that voice acting.
March 20th, 2006
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yes sir
March 20th, 2006
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PUNCH THE KEYS NOW DOG!
March 20th, 2006
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This is even better than the last one. :-D
March 20th, 2006
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Da-yam!! I give you five just for the Algonquin Round Table reference. But the whole thing kicked some serious ass.
March 20th, 2006
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Don't let the man drag you down. This is glorious!
March 20th, 2006
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PTKFGS is good when people that UNDERSTAND it make a YTMND, and not when some 'tard kid puts PTKFGS on something that's not...that's why people don't like PTKFGS
March 20th, 2006
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Awesome! Keep up the great voice acting!
March 20th, 2006
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I can't rate this the same as the original...I just can't
March 20th, 2006
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La-Mau!!!!!!!
March 20th, 2006
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words cannot express
March 20th, 2006
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You of all people have latched on this flavor of the week. There is no god.
March 20th, 2006
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THANK YOU PTKFGS for removing that ignorant, unfunny nmsb from the top 5 rated. good job, "LMAO" la-m-ow! lol
March 20th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA, I can see some tellifin ytmnd's reals soon!
March 20th, 2006
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I hate every PTKFGS but this one.
March 20th, 2006
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I dont really think the whole ptkfgs fad is funny, but this one was. I loled at "wink"
March 20th, 2006
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You of all people have given me a roffle-waffle orgasm. There is no pincone. :D
March 20th, 2006
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Sorry Boo, it could never live up to the original.
March 20th, 2006
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Brilliant.
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Incredible, man. Incredible. Awesome oppositing. "I don't think we're a candidate for the Fortune 500."
March 20th, 2006
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LAM-OW!
March 20th, 2006
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This is seriously the greatest thing that has ever happened.
March 20th, 2006
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I'm almost crying with laughter. I'm glad it was you that made it too and not someone else trying to live up to the original.
March 20th, 2006
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I HATE PTKFGS. You only get an extra star for your efforts... f*ggot.
March 20th, 2006
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What say what what
March 20th, 2006
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I think this is my second favorite YTMND of all time.
March 20th, 2006
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Well... I think this is it. This is the best that the PTKFGS fad can offer. This is... the cream of the crop
March 20th, 2006
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Rock on
March 20th, 2006
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Boomaga. You've got to do more of these dramatic readings. You have a great "dramatic" voice.
March 20th, 2006
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Another winner by boomanga. YTMND is so cool that we have a parrellel universe and Ebaums doesnt.
March 20th, 2006
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This site wins every possible alternate-dimension permutation of the internet.
March 20th, 2006
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Derek Bauman, that's classic.
March 20th, 2006
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LMAO... lmao.
March 20th, 2006
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"LMAO"
March 20th, 2006
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Boomaga, you are the man.
March 20th, 2006
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LMAO!
March 20th, 2006
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Epic
March 20th, 2006
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My famous green appletinis are not to be trifled with!
March 20th, 2006
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Bauman party fever lmao
March 20th, 2006
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I like it, but... The original should be #1, not the PTKFGS.
March 20th, 2006
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Downvoters of PTKFGS need to shut it and go back to forum raiding. Surprised that a notable has done one here... and Bizzaro enough to work. PEACE!
March 20th, 2006
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I love boomaga.
March 20th, 2006
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:D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 20th, 2006
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Awesome, this was freakin hillarious.
March 20th, 2006
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WINS!
March 20th, 2006
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March 20th, 2006
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Great job, I love it. I was not even expecting to see a PTKFGS version of the Bauman E-mails, but I'm glad you made it. Thank you for making my day a little brighter.
March 20th, 2006
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SNAKES?! ON A PLANE?!
March 20th, 2006
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bloody time-travelers...
March 20th, 2006
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Brilliant!
March 20th, 2006
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Lé-Mö
March 20th, 2006
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THIS IS PURE LUNACY FTW 5/5
March 20th, 2006
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LMAO
March 20th, 2006
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that comment was supposed to be like an accented lmao :( u win
March 20th, 2006
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You need your own show, dude. Seriously. :)
March 20th, 2006
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I was waiting for someone to do this. PTKFGS ROX! \m/
March 20th, 2006
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LAHMAO!
March 20th, 2006
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Crickets FTW.
March 20th, 2006
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L-MAO!
March 20th, 2006
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Great job.
March 20th, 2006
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There is no need to bring chips or dip! just your swimming trunks!
March 20th, 2006
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This PTKFGS is not one to be trifled with! 5'd for obvious reasons!
March 20th, 2006
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Brilliant! A masterpiece! L-MAO!
March 20th, 2006
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Genius! "L-MAO!"
March 20th, 2006
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...you've killed it with the PTKFGS!
March 20th, 2006
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3'd Because I like your voice acting, Boo.
March 20th, 2006
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OMG! THE NEW LE-MAO FAD!
March 20th, 2006
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excellent
March 20th, 2006
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Bravo!
March 20th, 2006
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BRILLIANT
March 20th, 2006
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Sorry, it could have never hoped to live up to the original.
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*applause*
March 20th, 2006
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lmao ive never seen so much effort in any other ytmnd
March 20th, 2006
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FTW AGAIN
March 20th, 2006
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LE MAO ROFL
March 20th, 2006
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March 20th, 2006
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Yeah, I'm the "pretty gal" over here at YTMND.
March 20th, 2006
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LA MAOW Ha, dude, I knew you had to do this eventually. Good job.
March 20th, 2006
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This is so cute :) Bravo. Brrrravo.
March 20th, 2006
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you beat the internet.
March 20th, 2006
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Hilarious, as always. Keep it up.
March 20th, 2006
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This YTMND sucks. Kill yourself.
March 20th, 2006
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Boomaga FTW!
March 20th, 2006
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Say what say what. 5'd.
March 20th, 2006
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Subordinary, over 40 people just phraised this and you come in here to say it sucked. Well over 40 people beat 1. So you phail, also cocks. This ytmnd gets a 5
March 20th, 2006
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LOL one of the funniest ytmnd(ptkfgs) ever
March 20th, 2006
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Too long. No attention span. PTKFGS is gayer than a pile of cocks.
March 20th, 2006
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BRILLIANT
March 20th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Boomaga...i honesty LOLd all the way through.
March 20th, 2006
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anything with the name Boomaga on it must be 5'd
March 20th, 2006
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saw it coming a mile away...
March 20th, 2006
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boomaga futck the wife.
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You sir, have officially crossed the line. 5/5
March 20th, 2006
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LAMOW! Brilliant. This is the best PTKFGS ever conceived. Thank you for gracing us with this YTMND.
March 20th, 2006
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FIVE FIVE AND FIVE AGAIN! Never stop doing what you do!
March 20th, 2006
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didn't see this coming...
March 20th, 2006
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Fantastic!
March 20th, 2006
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can i have some brownines? please contact my excecutive "sexertery" on the 80th floor of my corperate complex. BYOST
March 20th, 2006
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Brilliant is an understatement.
March 20th, 2006
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I am personally bothered that this site has yet to be sponsored.
March 20th, 2006
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Vice President in charge of the turn tables- Say what say what!
March 20th, 2006
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simply brilliant!!!! :^D
March 20th, 2006
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Brilliant. I love the originality of the content featured on dBaums world.
March 20th, 2006
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PTKFGS for the WIN! sh*t, I can't even finish this one.
March 20th, 2006
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But PTKFGS is supposed to be only slightly different, this is opposite. (-_+) 1 star for trying, -4 for innacurracy + repitition. Just when I thought that fad was over, thankfully, you came out with this. *YAWN* Only could force out a laugh.
March 20th, 2006
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I want to confirm that this was sent by boomaga.it was. La Mow!
March 20th, 2006
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WHAT THE f*ck?!?! HOw could you *ssholes who voted 1 even think of doing that? This is pure f*cking gennius and I was LITERALLY ROFL'ING Change your f*cking vote to a 5 you *ssholes
March 20th, 2006
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I don't get it...wasn't the first one funny because it was actual email?
March 20th, 2006
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"LMAO" LMAO!
March 20th, 2006
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Thank you!
March 21st, 2006
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This "alternate universe" bollocks was never funny nor relavent until Boo got his hands on it....
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Boomaga, you have hoop dreams.
March 21st, 2006
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Sheer brilliance and perfection, good Sir, I bow to thee.
March 21st, 2006
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Best in the fad thus far.
March 21st, 2006
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Wouldn't bizaro e-mail Bauman e-mail being someone reading Max's letter?
March 21st, 2006
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it was like the original one but without everything that made it funny
March 21st, 2006
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I wish this reting scale went up to a six, six for the ones that really deserve it. You sir, have a six. "LEHMEAAOOW"-aaaaaaaaahahaha brilliant!
March 21st, 2006
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brillian! LMAO
March 21st, 2006
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updated image and sound
March 21st, 2006
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WINK
March 21st, 2006
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You should have used ROFL instead of LMAO, but you still get a +5
March 21st, 2006
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"When Ask Jeeves bought out Google" - LOL!
March 21st, 2006
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LMAO = LeMow!
March 21st, 2006
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yay
March 21st, 2006
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WOW 9'd if i could! lotta Hutspah!
March 21st, 2006
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boomaga, the voice of thor himself pales in comparison to yours. (if you don't like this fad go kill yoself)
March 21st, 2006
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LOL! XD XD! LOL! Stop!! You're too good! Haha! 5 for god's sake!!
March 21st, 2006
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Woo! you pronounced LMAO right! Fed up of f*gs who say it's pronounced L-Mayo :P Anyway, excellent work!
March 21st, 2006
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I couldn't listen to the whole thing but 5'd anyway.
March 21st, 2006
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One of the best ptkfgs sites.
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!!!!
March 21st, 2006
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HoM this NOWNOWNOW
March 21st, 2006
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You have won an infinate amount of internets multiplied by infinity.
March 21st, 2006
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lmfao, this one is good.
March 21st, 2006
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BRILLIANT~!!@!!!!
March 21st, 2006
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haha fiven
March 21st, 2006
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I wonder though, the time change only happened in 2001, so why are the bauman's names different?
March 21st, 2006
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If you thought it was BYOB, you are VERY MISGUIDED!!! LOL!!! You have made my day!!! So funny!!! The last paragraph had me wanting to grab my swimtrunks!
March 21st, 2006
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Awesome job. I was waiting for someone to do this. Better that it's the one who started it all.
March 21st, 2006
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that's a good question Carltheshivan - maybe it's some sort of retroactive butterfly effect... or maybe Mullet Man lied about only having done this once before.
March 21st, 2006
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"glass towers" won it for me. 5'd
March 21st, 2006
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I didnt like the first one but this one is funny
March 21st, 2006
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Please tell me you're Jewish.
March 21st, 2006
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Lol? Lol.
March 21st, 2006
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"LMAO," LMAO!
March 21st, 2006
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ACTING GENIOUS
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Such a dramatic reading. The voice acting was superb. 5'd, close curtain with everyone weeping with joy!
March 21st, 2006
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say what say what
March 21st, 2006
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L'MAO makes my penis tingle.
March 21st, 2006
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PERFECT!
March 21st, 2006
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LA-MAO! Awesome. You win it all.
March 21st, 2006
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!
March 21st, 2006
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LMAO FTW!
March 21st, 2006
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BTW it should have been ROFL
March 21st, 2006
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Lamow!
March 21st, 2006
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he didnt even read whatever the ;) is supposed to be
March 21st, 2006
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L'MAO! The Crickets have maimed me. Please send help.
March 21st, 2006
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Someone pass the ointment, I have Bauman Party Fever.
March 21st, 2006
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WOW. Best.
March 21st, 2006
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"AskJeves bought out Google" heh... "LMAO!" hehe... I was begining to really dislike PTKFGS... but this was done REALLY well.
March 21st, 2006
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WILD GOOD TIMES! LMAO!
March 21st, 2006
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Utter and complete genius. When you broke out the "landsmann", I almost spontaneously combusted with laughter. It's a crime that I can't give this a 10/5.
March 21st, 2006
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"SAY WHAT SAY WHAT"
March 21st, 2006
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A minor note: I prefer the pronunciation of "landsmann" to use "ah" (as in "open your mouth and say") for the first syllable and a schwa for the second syllable, but who's counting?
March 21st, 2006
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ROFL "LAMAW" THIS IS GENUIS
March 21st, 2006
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Made of win. La-mow!
March 21st, 2006
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Very very nice PTKFGS
March 21st, 2006
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A round of applause for you Sir!
March 21st, 2006
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This is one of the first YTMNDs to make me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe. Very very good YTMND.
March 21st, 2006
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*crickets*
March 21st, 2006
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I laughed, I cried, I lawled. Greatest PTKFGS yet!
March 21st, 2006
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5'd Boomaga ftw
March 21st, 2006
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Drama! Brilliant! Le Mow!
March 21st, 2006
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lamow!!!!!
March 21st, 2006
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LOL, he's back!
March 21st, 2006
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lawl 5
March 21st, 2006
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BAUMAN PARTY FEVER!!
March 21st, 2006
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That is so win.
March 21st, 2006
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You had me at L'Mao.
March 21st, 2006
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U make mai funi
March 21st, 2006
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rofl
March 21st, 2006
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Hero!
March 21st, 2006
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I
March 21st, 2006
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Leh Mao.
March 21st, 2006
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LMAO! This is great
March 21st, 2006
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Words cannot express how awesome this is
March 21st, 2006
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your 1's do nothing pathetic downvoters
March 21st, 2006
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Leh-mayo. The barbeque was unexpected. lol.
March 21st, 2006
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I was waiting for *this* one ever since the PTKFGS concept was coined. L'MAO!
March 21st, 2006
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Teffilin? SWIM TRUNKS???!!!! oh hell, i lost it about there lolololololololololol
March 21st, 2006
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5' for f*cking hilarious :D
March 21st, 2006
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As much as I like this, I loved the original much more.
March 21st, 2006
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true brilliance at work
March 21st, 2006
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LAMAWO! Better than the orginal
March 21st, 2006
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People we can't have it top the orginal!
March 21st, 2006
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W.....I.....N
March 21st, 2006
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utter hilarity
March 21st, 2006
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Glad to see ptkfgs get more fan mail from tiny home-run sites n_n
March 21st, 2006
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it had to be done, thank you
March 21st, 2006
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I say we give boomaga a Yiddish Cup. I think it might've topped the original letters.
March 21st, 2006
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...You have obviously not lost posession of your yiddish cup.
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