PTKFGS: The Bauman E-mails: A Dramatic Reading
Created on: March 20th, 2006
PTKFGS:  The Bauman E-mails: A Dramatic Reading
A reading of Bill Bauman's emails to Rob Goldberg on Jan 10, 2006. Sorry for the flaky English accent and chewing the scenery. Also I added a couple of words. It's lengthy. Hope you enjoy it.

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March 20th, 2006
(1)
Flying Lobsters have taken me. Please send help.
March 20th, 2006
(0)
LMFAO
March 20th, 2006
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win
March 20th, 2006
(-1)
s'ok
March 20th, 2006
(0)
LMAO! You win an infinite amount of internets and all the starts on this entire site.
March 20th, 2006
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Love yeah Boo Maga Still your baby baring fan girl AkA Katy
March 20th, 2006
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you win.
March 20th, 2006
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aw he got the crickets :(
March 20th, 2006
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love it!
March 20th, 2006
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Not bad, like the UT sounds at the end. GIVE ME A LETTER TO READ.
March 20th, 2006
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Lol ok give both Hax123 and I a letter to read.
March 20th, 2006
(-3)
I can't believe someone such as boomaga actually harped onto this PTKFGS crap. I'm disappointed in you.
March 20th, 2006
(0)
Le-Mao!
March 20th, 2006
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awesome. "L'MAO!" haha. one note-- the word I think you're looking for is "Tefillin", not "tellefin." Could be wrong but I'd look into it.
March 20th, 2006
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f*cking leetsauce.
March 20th, 2006
(1)
omg... you win teh internets!!1! will you give birth to my child? the "la-mao" (lmao) part made me roffle!!!
March 20th, 2006
(0)
This Bill Bauman guy looks to be trustworthy.
March 20th, 2006
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^^ hax & tehpwner: if I find a letter, I promise you guys will be the first to know - I had to write this one.
March 20th, 2006
(1)
This was my penis before looking at this ytmnd-8==D This is my penis now-8==========================D
March 20th, 2006
(0)
This is great! I love it how the founders of actual YTMND fads are even making their own PTKFGS versions.
March 20th, 2006
(-1)
Now we shall see where the real loyalty lies. If this site is #1, then YTMND is no more and we have morphed into PTKFGS. If this site is #2, YTMND is still alive. Personally, I like both of your dramatic interpretations, but I'd really hate to see this be
March 20th, 2006
(0)
One way or another, this fad culminates here.
March 20th, 2006
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...but I'd really hate to see this beat the original just because it has a PTKFGS watermark. 4'd.
March 20th, 2006
(0)
Awesome
March 20th, 2006
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Le-mao!
March 20th, 2006
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Excellent
March 20th, 2006
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Very good for a PTKFGS site... Which is saying quite a bit considering majority of them suck :(
March 20th, 2006
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Although, i agree that the PTKFGS is total sh*t.
March 20th, 2006
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I'm 5ing this but I gotta be honest - I always (read: Ever since the PTKFGS fad started, I) felt that the PTKFGS version of this would've been non-dramatic, more computer-y. Monotone.
March 20th, 2006
(0)
Finally! Thank you! Should I go ahead and delete my version now?
March 20th, 2006
(1)
THIS IS COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE!
March 20th, 2006
(0)
NeoMatrix: hell no, man, I love the Cartman one
March 20th, 2006
(0)
BAUMAN PARTY FEVER!
March 20th, 2006
(0)
LAMOW!!!
March 20th, 2006
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ok, thanks man, and if you get ahold of Lemon Demon and the gang: http://dgaumsworldrocks.ytmnd.com/. Feel free to change any words ;)
March 20th, 2006
(0)
Brilliant performance. Standing ovation.
March 20th, 2006
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f*ckin Awesome. I love how you can use your own name in the keywords. Jealous.
March 20th, 2006
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What's up with the ending?
March 20th, 2006
(0)
lal...
March 20th, 2006
(0)
i love you boomaga, i really do
March 20th, 2006
(-1)
: D
March 20th, 2006
(0)
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
March 20th, 2006
(0)
fantastic
March 20th, 2006
(0)
fan-freaking-tastic!
March 20th, 2006
(0)
Boomaga, you devil you, you pulled it out again and I just used you four times in one sentence.
March 20th, 2006
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Absolutely brilliant. In a short time...we shall be holding a company retreat. LOL
March 20th, 2006
(0)
uh oh hall of fame #2
March 20th, 2006
(1)
VinnyWeapons has juvenile diabetes. Please send insulin.
March 20th, 2006
(1)
I LMAO'ed at the yiddish.
March 20th, 2006
(0)
BRILLIANT.
March 20th, 2006
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undeniable 5. It is literally impossible to vote lower.
March 20th, 2006
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It was only a matter of time before there was a PTKFGS'd Email and I was waiting for it. But I didn't expect THEE Boomaga would do it! I WILL HAVE A GREAT DAY INDEED!
March 20th, 2006
(0)
Wonderful work, boomaga.
March 20th, 2006
(0)
Excellent. Have some Tenacious D - http://fligoogigoo.ytmnd.com/
March 20th, 2006
(0)
Awesomeness. I'd say both YTMND and PTKFGS versions are equally entertaining.
(1)
LA MOW!
March 20th, 2006
(1)
"Brilliant!" I especially love the yiddish babbling towards the end. Jumping on the PKFGS fad or not, I think it's even funnier than your take on the real e-mails. Good show.
March 20th, 2006
(0)
This fad has now jumped the shark. it cannot get better. its all downhill from here this is the top.
March 20th, 2006
(0)
I captured the droids. Send ransom.
March 20th, 2006
(0)
THIS IS COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE!!
March 20th, 2006
(0)
Utterly Amazing. You should be given the keys to YTMND, a parade, and a wikipedia entry with pictures and "edit locked".
March 20th, 2006
(1)
lmfao I burst out laughing at the yiddish lol
March 20th, 2006
(0)
Yes.
March 20th, 2006
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lmao
March 20th, 2006
(0)
UNIVERSE TIER
March 20th, 2006
(0)
5'd. This is fantastic, beyond awesome. Keep up the good work.
March 20th, 2006
(1)
Game over. You win. You are the king of YTMND. Words cannot explain how awesome this is!
March 20th, 2006
(0)
Bravo bravo encore encore...
March 20th, 2006
(-2)
long, Boring, not funny because no one actually said these words. Most of the humour in the last one was due to the fact that the idiot actually wrote the emails. not a good PTKFGS
March 20th, 2006
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March 20th, 2006
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LMAO @ the LMAO
March 20th, 2006
(1)
LMAO! This legitimizes the PTKFGS phenomenon more than any have yet! Simply marvelous!
March 20th, 2006
(0)
Win!
March 20th, 2006
(-1)
5 for the commitment, but yeah, let's put PTKFGS to rest with this.
March 20th, 2006
(-1)
I agree. this is the first and last PTKFGS I make.
March 20th, 2006
(0)
This is perfect
March 20th, 2006
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*claps* FANtastic.
March 20th, 2006
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You made PTKFGS great.
March 20th, 2006
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PTKFGS wasn't that good overall before this.
March 20th, 2006
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I was going to suggest this... awesome work and I
March 20th, 2006
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It's everything I had expected and more. Good show old chap!
March 20th, 2006
(0)
five
March 20th, 2006
(-1)
PTKFGS isn't funny.
March 20th, 2006
(0)
RAWR
March 20th, 2006
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AWESOME. You give serious thought to becoming a voice actor
March 20th, 2006
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-1 because I am incapable of fathoming how great this is.
March 20th, 2006
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LMAO
March 20th, 2006
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The best thing was the party fever and the delicius brownies
March 20th, 2006
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5
March 20th, 2006
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the ending is the best part :D
March 20th, 2006
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"Ingenious!"
March 20th, 2006
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Finally the PTKFGS fad has a shining star, and hopefully a curtain call, lol.
March 20th, 2006
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5'd for brownies
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XD, win.
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my soul was filled with the sound of greatness... once again!
March 20th, 2006
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WINZ!
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I laughed so very hard at this, boomaga you are truly a god amongst men!
March 20th, 2006
(0)
better than the other one
March 20th, 2006
(-1)
let this fad die.
March 20th, 2006
(0)
HAHA
March 20th, 2006
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Oh my god. Oh my f*cking god. This... *dies from the sheer awesomeness*
March 20th, 2006
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L-MAO
March 20th, 2006
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I love you.
March 20th, 2006
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"biggest story since AskJeeves bought out Google" lol
March 20th, 2006
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you f*cking dominate life. seriously.
March 20th, 2006
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Brilliant Follow-up to the original. And didnt disapoint in the least respect! :D
March 20th, 2006
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Although this wasn't as funny as the orginal one because no one actually wrote it, it was still funny and made me lol.
March 20th, 2006
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le mao! that won it for me.
March 20th, 2006
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L'Mao FTW
March 20th, 2006
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double 5 for the crickets.
March 20th, 2006
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CURTAIN, CURTAIN!
March 20th, 2006
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Luh-mao!
March 20th, 2006
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great...but wasn't YESYES supposed to be the opposite universe? i thought that PTKFGS was supposed to be an alternative universe instead.
March 20th, 2006
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Luh-Mao! Great Fun! I'm pretty tired of the recent, ongoing PTKFGS sites, but this is too marvelous. ACTING!
March 20th, 2006
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genius
March 20th, 2006
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Brilliant!
March 20th, 2006
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BAUMAN PARTY FEVER
March 20th, 2006
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I laughed so hard.
March 20th, 2006
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That kicks arse, great job. 5'd!
March 20th, 2006
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LAWL
March 20th, 2006
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nice
March 20th, 2006
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Freaking awesome.
March 20th, 2006
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L-MAO!
March 20th, 2006
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I love this fad.
March 20th, 2006
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Everyday, I search for PTKFGS and 1 star every last one. Its a tough labor of love.
March 20th, 2006
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5 for a good follow-up, -1 for "tellifin" - it's "tefillin" you meshuganneh shvemluch
March 20th, 2006
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....! Brilliant. Just Brilliant!
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You are a genius, man, genius.
March 20th, 2006
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My hero!!!
March 20th, 2006
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if only :((((
March 20th, 2006
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win!
March 20th, 2006
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ROFL!
March 20th, 2006
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I hate PTKFGS but you win! http://gratyouwon.ytmnd.com/
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Fail. The only thing better than removing this thing from the site would be removing the actual Bauman letter reading (and ALL anti-Bauman content) from the site.
March 20th, 2006
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Okay, I have to admit.. it started out weird, but by the last paragraph it was STILL weird! Appletinis for the win!
March 20th, 2006
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very well acted and read, but just not funny like the original, never try to alter a classic. 5 for the effort and acting.
March 20th, 2006
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LMAO
March 20th, 2006
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this was awesome
March 20th, 2006
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Wow... just wow...
March 20th, 2006
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I gave you a three because I respect you, boomaga... but I never thought you'd go in for the PTKFGS bullsh*t. Anyone else would've gotten a 1.
March 20th, 2006
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GO WORLD PEACE!
February 15th, 2009
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God damnit I was weird in 2006.
March 20th, 2006
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THIS IS COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE!
March 20th, 2006
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And here I thought the first one could never be improved upon or parodied. PTKFGS proves me wrong!
March 20th, 2006
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He did it again. He did it again. Oh my God.
March 20th, 2006
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MewtwoStruckBack is obviously a shill for eBaum. Pay no attention.
March 20th, 2006
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Curtain, CURTAIN! L'MAO.
March 20th, 2006
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nice, very nice
March 20th, 2006
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Disappointing. Good effort though.
March 20th, 2006
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This thing wasn't even good the first time! Why would making it PTKFGS somehow make it funnier?!
March 20th, 2006
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"l'mau" is the new "LUL".
March 20th, 2006
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awesome
March 20th, 2006
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No applause at the end? How dare they do that to you! Another great performance. 5'd.
March 20th, 2006
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I loved the "L-MAO!" and "BAUMAN PARTY FEVER!". 5 stars!
March 20th, 2006
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March 20th, 2006
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MY WIFES DELICIOUS BROWNIES! ha kills me every time
March 20th, 2006
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March 20th, 2006
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I NEVER saw this masterpiece coming! We need a PTKFGS hall of fame, no joke!
March 20th, 2006
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"my green apple teenies are not to be trifled with!" LOL thats great. You sir, win the internets.......again.
March 20th, 2006
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Damn you! DAMNYOU for the flaky English accent and chewing the scenery! I've written some lengthy comments of approval to other PTKFGSs that I've enjoyed, but if this is the standard that I've created for myself, then my thoughts should be adequately su
March 20th, 2006
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La MAOW.
March 20th, 2006
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winner
March 20th, 2006
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...summed up in a few short sentences. [of all of the submissions in the PTKFGS fad, this is one of the few that I've really liked.]
March 20th, 2006
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You can't expect me to sit through all of this.
March 20th, 2006
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10 for effort
March 20th, 2006
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Your emotion behind these words is so wonderful. Congrats on a successful PTKFGS interpretation.
March 20th, 2006
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Very funny :D
March 20th, 2006
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since the brownies.
March 20th, 2006
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See, this is one of the big reasons I'm starting to love the PTKFGS universe.
March 20th, 2006
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PTKFGS gets my approval now, boomaga you made the universe
March 20th, 2006
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LA-MAO!
March 20th, 2006
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well its simply BRILLIANT yet BIZZARO
March 20th, 2006
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since this is ptkgs you fail miserably with 5 stars (i dont kno how this is possible)
March 20th, 2006
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HALL OF FAME! GENIUS! I'd say this is the peak of the PTKFGS fad right here.
March 20th, 2006
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Ingenious. I didn't think you'd do it.
March 20th, 2006
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ENCORE HOR!
March 20th, 2006
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lol curtain! CURTAIN!
March 20th, 2006
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Also, barbecue on the patio.
March 20th, 2006
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Another masterpeice from Boomaga
March 20th, 2006
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Words cannot express the greatness of this PTKFGS.
March 20th, 2006
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appletinis
March 20th, 2006
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This YTMND is better than owning your own chainsaw.
March 20th, 2006
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boomaga wins the internet!!
March 20th, 2006
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Now THIS Deservse a 5 and even MUCH more. the ammount of work and the true use of Comedy in this. Tis a TRUE YTMND. you rock man!!!
March 20th, 2006
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LOL!!! Boomaga you are the man now dog!
March 20th, 2006
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LOL "Let me say as your landsmann, it's a mitzvah to see that such a gesichter gescheftemeyven is yet so haimisher and a real mensch."
March 20th, 2006
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The top 2 YTMNDs were both made by you. You are, without question, the man now dog!
March 20th, 2006
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Not funny.
March 20th, 2006
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The Yiddish was amazing. It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I heard it.
March 20th, 2006
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What's a tellifin?
March 20th, 2006
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BRILLIANT!!
March 20th, 2006
(0)
Yes sir, quite extraodinary
March 20th, 2006
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rofl @ swim trunks
March 20th, 2006
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You win... what more can I say?
March 20th, 2006
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Just when I thought this fad couldn't get any better. You, sir, won.
March 20th, 2006
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magnifio
March 20th, 2006
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.......if only......
March 20th, 2006
(0)
Why do you have all the popular YTMNDs? Oh wait... it's cause of your accent. I need one...
March 20th, 2006
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I lol'ed @ "glass towers" and "LMAO"
March 20th, 2006
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Okay, f*cking brillantly done
March 20th, 2006
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Not as awesome as the first, but still entertaining.
March 20th, 2006
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BAUMAN PARTY FEVER
March 20th, 2006
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lmao
March 20th, 2006
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Laa Maou!
March 20th, 2006
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Brilliant!
March 20th, 2006
(0)
kek, dramatic!
March 20th, 2006
(0)
boomaga needs to get a job
March 20th, 2006
(0)
yay
March 20th, 2006
(0)
I think its funny that no matter what fad it is, theres always someone who says 'This fad is dumb'. They can't all be bad, can they? Regardless, this ytmnd is HI-larious, Boomaga strikes again!
March 20th, 2006
(0)
Too long
March 20th, 2006
(0)
wink
March 20th, 2006
(0)
YOU WIN
March 20th, 2006
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Logged in just to five... awesomeness
March 20th, 2006
(0)
wow.......
March 20th, 2006
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I'm sorry, but I -had- to... I was inspired.. or something.. http://lmaosong.ytmnd.com/
March 20th, 2006
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Boomaga, you have done it again. You did a great job with the whole thing, but the LMAO left me in tears. Are you a professional voice actor or anything similar in nature?
March 20th, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!
March 20th, 2006
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XD
March 20th, 2006
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It's funny, but not haha funny.
March 20th, 2006
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Why is everything so much nicer on PTKFGS?
March 20th, 2006
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Brilliant. It's true lunacy if you don't give it a 5.
March 20th, 2006
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elyk is a complete smacktard. Please kill yourself.
March 20th, 2006
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YOU FREAKING WIN the ENTIRE INTERNETZ!!! Hall of Fame this crap Nooooooooooowwwwwwww
March 20th, 2006
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5... No other comment is worth!
March 20th, 2006
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Just when I thought it was impossible for you to outdo yourself, you prove me wrong!
March 20th, 2006
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He's done it again.
March 20th, 2006
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OMG it IS tefillin... thx michigana (and others) for pointing that out... I'll correct it tonight.
March 20th, 2006
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Awesome. Wow. Wow wow. Looking forward to the tefillin correction.
March 20th, 2006
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LMAO
March 20th, 2006
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ok the yiddish killed it. 5'd for that and the tilifin joke.
March 20th, 2006
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PTKFGS Universe Bauman, please come and replace the YTMND Universe Bauman. kthxbye
March 20th, 2006
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WOh its like the ebaumsworld one you did except opposite. Quite clever
March 20th, 2006
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You've outdone your self and made something this great so much better
March 20th, 2006
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It's like we're living a real life Sliders episode! Yippee!
March 20th, 2006
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I love you
March 20th, 2006
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STOP IT I CAN'T f*ckING BREATHE AHAHAHA
March 20th, 2006
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5 * ^9.5763478485484
March 20th, 2006
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LA-MO. XD
March 20th, 2006
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Holy sh*t win. Now im waiting for the PTKFGS Album!
March 20th, 2006
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yayeah, good work
March 20th, 2006
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Lol, exact oppisite to the other one!!!
March 20th, 2006
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5+ for the crickets at the end.
March 20th, 2006
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Yay.
March 20th, 2006
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you are a god
March 20th, 2006
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--and with this, the YTMND Soundtrack officially needs an update. NOW.
March 20th, 2006
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brilliant!
March 20th, 2006
(-1)
--a-HEM, the PTKFGS soundtrack. I have officially gone TOO FAR.
March 20th, 2006
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Punch 5 stars, for god's sake!
March 20th, 2006
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not as funny as the original, but good none the less.
March 20th, 2006
(1)
The Ultimate PTKFGS!
March 20th, 2006
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How many internets will it be sir?
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