DZK's Haley Sites
Created on: March 31st, 2006
DZK's Haley Sites
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March 31st, 2006
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lol One star you wigger!
March 31st, 2006
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Nice you showed some sympathy for the whole thing.
March 31st, 2006
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Wow, way to go guys. IM's an myspace comments are one thing, but this is pretty f*cking lame. DZK, you are the man.
March 31st, 2006
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Link to online Rap Battle: dzkisadouchebag.ytmnd.com
March 31st, 2006
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Wow, that was really cool of you DZK. Thanks for doing the right thing man.
March 31st, 2006
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Http://ilovehaley.ytmnd.com it's back up!!!
March 31st, 2006
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b00n, you fail.
March 31st, 2006
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HAHAHAHA I got the URL bwahahahahahahaha
March 31st, 2006
(1)
yeah, enjoy that URL man. haha
March 31st, 2006
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well, thanks for an explanation. guess it was inevitable with all the douchebags here..
March 31st, 2006
(0)
nooooooooooooooooooooo
March 31st, 2006
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yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
March 31st, 2006
(0)
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
March 31st, 2006
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Anyone have a link to the Tipsy/Dad parody song?
March 31st, 2006
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the irony is that it was probably someone trying to make the site look bad.
March 31st, 2006
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and thus the final chapter of haley fad is concluded
March 31st, 2006
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this is the site that did it http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/378288
March 31st, 2006
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hahaha he can't get enough internet fame. He HAD to give a link to the sh*tty songs.
March 31st, 2006
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classy
March 31st, 2006
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You did the right thing. I'm glad you're not supporting those pathetic creeps.
March 31st, 2006
(0)
Yeah, man, you did the right thing. you were an immature cock-master about it all, then you took one thing down...what a great human being
March 31st, 2006
(0)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
March 31st, 2006
(0)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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good choice, though this i'll-call-haley-sh*t was predictable
March 31st, 2006
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but you did the right thing...but god damn that sh*t was funny.
March 31st, 2006
(0)
way to give in jerk
March 31st, 2006
(0)
dzk = king
March 31st, 2006
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So the fad ends...sad....btw, who's singing this song?
March 31st, 2006
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Awe.... Smart move, probably for the best DZK.
March 31st, 2006
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The flying lobsters have taken me, please send alextide32
March 31st, 2006
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Good for you. Stop whoring your site. This YTMND sucks.
March 31st, 2006
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For the first time, I'm with b00n on this one.
March 31st, 2006
(0)
Lame that you pimp yourself.
March 31st, 2006
(0)
:(
March 31st, 2006
(0)
Well that's nice.
March 31st, 2006
(0)
jokes are one thing idiots take jokes to far.... maturity pwns
March 31st, 2006
(0)
i dont get it
March 31st, 2006
(0)
How The Fu*k You Get So Popular
March 31st, 2006
(0)
You got upvoted by Mr. Upvoter! (bonus: ALL of your sites got upvoted) PS - I loved it while it lasted.
March 31st, 2006
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+ karma
March 31st, 2006
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f*ck, keep making the mp3s!
March 31st, 2006
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I didn't follow the fad, but if kids are stupid enough to give out their info on the net (which is I assume what happened) then they deserve whatever sh*t they get.
March 31st, 2006
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"word"
March 31st, 2006
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10-1 it was b00n who called
March 31st, 2006
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Smart move (*_~)b
March 31st, 2006
(0)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1
March 31st, 2006
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B00N been here since '04. You freaggin babies don't know how this works. BTW Max is my little brother. I win. Boon: 1,000,000 Everybody else: 0
March 31st, 2006
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March 31st, 2006
(0)
You wuss.
March 31st, 2006
(0)
wtf mach, this is different, its one thing if her father is acting gay but its another if someone is harassing the family, nice job DZK, at least someone here has a mind and a heart
March 31st, 2006
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Well played, DZK. I loved those sites, but let's not get Max in trouble.
March 31st, 2006
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I understand where he's coming from, but he said himself, this ain't Germany.
March 31st, 2006
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woot
March 31st, 2006
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You have great talent and are a decent person.
March 31st, 2006
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i didn't take it down because they wanted it to be censored... i took it down cuz it's a f*cking headache due to some guy who has to take the "joke" an extra mile by calling dudes house at 2am
March 31st, 2006
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And again, I understand where you're coming from. I think all your sh*t is awesome as well. Good stuff.
March 31st, 2006
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Laaaaaaaaaaaame
March 31st, 2006
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...and thus the greatest ytmnd fad ever comes to an end...that sucks. It's not your fault some homo actually called them, but you still get 1 star for taking them down. lol.
March 31st, 2006
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What is this song?
March 31st, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
March 31st, 2006
(0)
Of course his persona's a joke. Dumbass.
March 31st, 2006
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Only reason you get a 5 is because of the song.
March 31st, 2006
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gg
March 31st, 2006
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mach-rider - you actually think I was talking "hard" in my mp3? lmao. I got an idea... why don't you not try to speak to me about what is "hard" and what isn't. thanks.
March 31st, 2006
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the sh*t didn't hit the fan at all, Haley's dad is fine with all the songs being up on this site.
March 31st, 2006
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How'd someone get their phone #?
March 31st, 2006
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technically, all I gotta do is edit out his name and put the site back up, but I'm not going to... cuz someone will just post his name again, so I said f*ck it.
March 31st, 2006
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he suggested adding a disclaimer to the songs asking that you not contact his family... but this would cause some people on the site to DEFINATELY contact him... lmao
March 31st, 2006
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Probably the best choice. Good music, though, and I'm not even a rap fan.
March 31st, 2006
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http://dzkisemo.ytmnd.com/ look at yourself emo-wigger
March 31st, 2006
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What a pussy.
March 31st, 2006
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who else thinks boon is the one who called?
March 31st, 2006
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thats f*cking great of you! oh and f*ck you b00n you small sh*t log, you wish you could have the 1/100 of the talent DZK has.
March 31st, 2006
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DZK = pussy
March 31st, 2006
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Damn man.. That was some classic good YTMND'ing. I laughed my *ss off at each of those. You should remake them (hosted elsewhere of course) just for posterity sake! Blame b00n...
March 31st, 2006
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You're the honourable man now dog. Thanks for all the Haley fun you brought us.
March 31st, 2006
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oh well. Have a 5 for being so awesome
March 31st, 2006
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Proof that people on the Internet are laaame.
March 31st, 2006
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I used to enjoy the songs until your site gave me a virus
April 1st, 2006
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GG
April 1st, 2006
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One half of me says "Wow, at least he's not a dick" and then the other half says "Wow, what a c*nt"
April 1st, 2006
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DZK, don't listen to B00n, he's just tryin to get fame out of dissin you, i bet this ain't the first time someones done this to you either
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dzk love
April 1st, 2006
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Glad you know some limit, though mine would have been crossed a bit earlier I do appreciate this!
April 1st, 2006
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Totally agree. Your lucky, because the family could call the court on you for that *sshole. May seem rediculous, but its a minor level of harrasment. Enough to get you 5 years max. Which is retarded, but I didnt write the law. Good Judgement and Good call
April 1st, 2006
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Mach-Rider, this is a f*cking 14 year old we're talking about.
April 1st, 2006
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I don't think you guys understand. The dad is cool with the sh*t, Haley is cool with the sh*t. Nobody was ever in trouble, or going to go to court, or anything.
April 1st, 2006
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DZK you really rock by doing this. You did the right thing by not pushing it to the limit.
April 1st, 2006
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You're the man now, DZK.
April 1st, 2006
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I respect that yu feel sorry for the family. Please respect the fact I loved those sitesand want the f*ggot that called to die.
April 1st, 2006
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Smart move
April 1st, 2006
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It's an April Fool's Joke, and b00n is DZK.
April 1st, 2006
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O RLY?
April 2nd, 2006
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DZK, thanks for the good times. I'm sorry that some jerks ruined the fun.
April 2nd, 2006
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April fools joke submitted the day before 1st of april? maybe just time zone, anyway good goin guys
April 2nd, 2006
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Hey idiot-how could you not see something like this coming after you went through all the effort to turn a 14 year old into a sex object?
April 2nd, 2006
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poo.
April 2nd, 2006
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Good man, DZK.
April 2nd, 2006
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Xalisae: what the f*ck are you talking about?
April 2nd, 2006
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Sorry people suck
April 2nd, 2006
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i second Xalisae, if this was supposed to be some f*cking joke your timing sucks and you got the punchline allll wrong
April 3rd, 2006
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http://theancientbooer.ytmnd.com/
April 3rd, 2006
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April Fools, lol
April 3rd, 2006
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I think b00n might have some serious mental problems.
April 4th, 2006
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all the ppl who 1'd you are dumbasses... and so are the ones that 5'd you. first off... your friggin DZK! instant 5... but this YTMND sucks major *ss so... you get a 3. anyway what i personally think you should have done in the first place was maybe not t
April 4th, 2006
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to mention an actual peron in your song, or at least not her real name. As for your music, well from probably the only other artist on here, kick *ss music keep it up
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Was fun while it lasted, and it's good it's coming to an end now. Five.
April 5th, 2006
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wtf i donated to ur site :( but some people are f*cking retarded and u made the best decision
April 5th, 2006
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I wish I could give this a zero. Good job on just taking it. Too bad a lot of people ALREADY HAVE HER NUMBER! You did nothing.
April 5th, 2006
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DZK, first of all, you're a bad ass, and you've been down with the Haley phenomenom since the beginning, big ups. Second, which version of Please Don't Go is this?
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The song is "Please Don't Go" by Haddaway
April 6th, 2006
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duh, it's comedy folks; thanks for keeping the songs up
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1 b/c you actually care about her
April 7th, 2006
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People like that need to die.
April 8th, 2006
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good call
April 9th, 2006
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I still love you
April 9th, 2006
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THANKS FOR NOT BEING AN *sshole.
April 10th, 2006
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I'm sorry one *sshole has to ruin teh funny for everybody... I loved the tune and been to the soundclick site several times... 5'd for doing the right thing
April 11th, 2006
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April 12th, 2006
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I will never forget those kickass songs.
April 23rd, 2006
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Warning: There is NO spoon!!! Details to follow...
April 26th, 2006
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April 27th, 2006
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April 27th, 2006
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5 for taking the burden off Haley's family. You made a good choice, buddy.
April 27th, 2006
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5 for the music.
April 28th, 2006
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Wow, you had to wait for something to happen before you realized it was a bad idea. Nice job idiot. 1 star, cause you're a moron.
April 28th, 2006
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You're a f*ggot. You pull a "I'm going to be the bigger man and pull my music after people phone called their house." after you have been the one writing songs about f*cking their daughter with 100 guys and insult the dad in a lot of songs. What kind of a
April 28th, 2006
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somebody is mad
April 28th, 2006
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I'm mad you're trying to come off as some savior after everything you've done. Besides, it's too late now, just keep them posted and retain your reputation. It's not like they aren't on every other YTMND. Don't be a flip-flopper DZK, it's not good.
April 28th, 2006
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Oh, but if it is any consolation, you are a very talented singer, and you have a great choice in music (as evident by the song you chose for this YTMND.) So, you see, I'm not a bad guy, I just don't like how you flip-flopped.
April 29th, 2006
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Dude, shut up. He did the right thing.
April 29th, 2006
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^You can't "Do the right thing" after doing the wrong thing. If the Unibomber apologized would anyone accept it and then praise him for apologizing? I know it's not a direct comparison, but you can't praise someone for this.
April 29th, 2006
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circus: nobody cared four messages ago, and nobody cares now.
April 29th, 2006
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and for the record -- haleys dad was fine with sh*t, haley was fine with sh*t. i removed the sites because i didnt want to get any more emails concerning it, it was annoying. it outlived its humor to me.
April 29th, 2006
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Oh no, all the songs were a lie!!!!!
April 29th, 2006
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no, i emailed him after all the songs were done
April 29th, 2006
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5 because you have a sense of morals, something many users here don't have. While I enjoyed the Haley songs, I can see why they had to go. I honor your decision.
May 1st, 2006
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Good lord... the in-site politics need to die. Thanks for the laughs, DZK. Well done.
May 1st, 2006
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Harrassment is funny until it happens in real life. The douchitude of the little boy who thought it'd be funny to mess with someone in real life rivals all your sites. If I had his number, I'd call him and see if he liked it.
May 1st, 2006
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Also +karma. DZK is a perverted hack. Anything Haley related is dumb. Get on with your lives and do something productive.
May 1st, 2006
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5'd DZD The man has skills, you will be missed. Please don't go.
May 1st, 2006
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you are a good man.
May 1st, 2006
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You have a heart, and that's very good. You still suck big time, though.
May 1st, 2006
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die in a fire
May 1st, 2006
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so what, you're a homo anyway
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well you kindof had to expect people to call her with how well known she is on here
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I'll miss you Haley. Oh well DZK, find a new target.
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Wait a few years, pedo. God, you're pathetic.
May 2nd, 2006
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Very honorable of you DZK, you're a good man.
May 2nd, 2006
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YOU WERE MY HERO! YOU f*ckING BASTARD!
May 2nd, 2006
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dzk is a f*ggot
May 2nd, 2006
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3'd because I don't know if this is a joke or not..
May 3rd, 2006
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Damn shame man, I knew this would happen. What did you use to make those songs anyways?
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Wow. How uncommonly decent of you! Apparently you are a good man. You win.
May 20th, 2006
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pussy
May 24th, 2006
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5 out of utter respect for what you did DZK
May 24th, 2006
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Whoever pulled that sh*t is a f*cking assclown. I hate it when immature f*cks ruin it for the rest of us, but I can't blame DZK for taking the stuff down, it's whoever did its fault. SHAME, YOU LOSER, FOR TAKING IT TOO FAR, SHAME. Glad I have an MP3 of the "f*ck off Dad" song, that's some catchy sh*t.
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Was that really Haley in the F-off dad song?
June 24th, 2006
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yes
June 25th, 2006
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Wow, most of the people angry at DZK for not taking responsibility for that immature contact at 2:00 a.m. really need to listen to themselves. You want him to be an *sshole that doesn’t care about screw-ups like you calling people he involved in his songs? Dumbasses, people like you that society can do without. Also, he’s not claiming to be a hero or anything, he just said the facts, stop looking for a reason to be pissed.
July 19th, 2006
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Haley was real?! GASP.
July 20th, 2006
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July 28th, 2006
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Wow, what idiots. People that are getting mad at DZK, don't turn the internet into serious business. Its not like him taking down the sites killed your family. DZK did the right thing anyway.
July 29th, 2006
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bahaaha, you just lost the internet, n*gg*
August 4th, 2006
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I see DZK is a big softie after all.
October 6th, 2006
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lol lame
October 13th, 2006
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I would fully support you if you didn't delete your sites, but I respect you greatly for doing it this way. The data is still available, but not publicly displayed. You, sir, are a true gentleman.
October 31st, 2006
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Props to you DZK, good call.
November 30th, 2006
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I averaged it out. It would of been 5, because that's a cool thing to do, and that song is amuzing, and it would of been a 1 because this is an obvious public attempt to do something cool to rail her again. You get a 3.
January 11th, 2007
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You Nazi.
January 11th, 2007
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I love the replacement song even better!
April 25th, 2007
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Here is the thing: if Haley actually knew about this and was cool with it, the whole thing is a scam perpetuated by her and DZK on ALL OF YOU by thinking it was serious and joining in like you were "getting her good" or whatever... Retards
October 1st, 2007
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wuss
February 26th, 2008
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so did DZK really have sex with haley or not? i run a "f*cked a 12 year old" scholarship commity and i wanna know if we should be writing a check out or not