April Fools, Incest Style!
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April 1st, 2006
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why your cousin?
April 1st, 2006
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O_o
April 1st, 2006
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Incest isn't implied at all here. Funny, but not incest.
April 1st, 2006
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Okay, I am NOT the user ssl. Lets get that right out of the way.
April 1st, 2006
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http://boards.ign.com/the_vestibule/b5296/114003962/p1/?24
April 1st, 2006
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DIRTY DIRTY BOY!!! 5'd
April 1st, 2006
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LOL
April 1st, 2006
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Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a creepy f*ggot.
April 1st, 2006
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The sad part is, at least a few people viewing this site will probably try that prank and actually impregnate some teenage girl.
April 1st, 2006
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cousins ain't incest fool
April 1st, 2006
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RAWR
April 1st, 2006
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lollerskates, he ates a birthcontrols.
April 1st, 2006
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Only in the South, Omar.
April 1st, 2006
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Spermies won't survive long enough to impregnate like that...
April 1st, 2006
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Oh, by the way. http://burnt.ytmnsfw.com/ SSL is familar...
April 1st, 2006
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ew sickkkkkk.
April 1st, 2006
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What a dumb ass. It`d be hilarious if she got pregnant
April 1st, 2006
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depends on how long it sat. it can live 48 hours.
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lol
April 1st, 2006
(0)
what would really be funny is if the pill didn't work
April 1st, 2006
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ughh and I thought it was bad to turn all the clocks 2 hours back and put white paint on toilet seats
April 1st, 2006
(0)
DUDE!
April 1st, 2006
(0)
What incest?
April 1st, 2006
(0)
fake
April 1st, 2006
(0)
LAWL
April 1st, 2006
(0)
Why don't you eat that tampon, n****r?
April 1st, 2006
(0)
the post, that is
April 1st, 2006
(0)
Read the title of the thread and you will see the prank was pulled on his cousin.
April 1st, 2006
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not incest, disgracing OMG Internet music
April 1st, 2006
(1)
"I ate a birth control pill this morning so my sperm wont impregnate her" LMAO GOLD!!
April 22nd, 2007
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lol
April 1st, 2006
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Are all you people f*cking dumb, or just rednecks, COUSIN IS INCEST. It's a blood relative you f*cking dumb tards so fyad. On a differant note: Priceless (the YTMND).
April 1st, 2006
(0)
O.O
April 1st, 2006
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"It's a blood relative you f*cking dumb tards so fyad." Of course, so is most of the rest of the human race (if not all). You have to consider the levels of blood-relation. Some of us, it would seem, think that cousins are too watered-down to be inces
April 1st, 2006
(0)
creepy people and april fool's day apparently do not mix.
April 1st, 2006
(0)
WHAT THE f*ck
April 1st, 2006
(0)
Mark Hamill for the win...
April 1st, 2006
(0)
lol wtf
April 1st, 2006
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Wow, who would've thought YTMND would have so many cousin-****ers on it? Actually, I guess it's not such a far-fetched idea. The site itself is mediocre.
April 1st, 2006
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WTF? Mental bastard, imo...
April 2nd, 2006
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guys, I cant believe you dont realise it's just a f*cking troll.
April 2nd, 2006
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PWNED
April 2nd, 2006
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It amazes me really.
April 2nd, 2006
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xDDDD That's stupid. By the time she stuck the tampon in the potency of the sperm would be dead. They can only survive about an hour outside of a moist crevice.
April 2nd, 2006
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hahaha 5'd as long as that wasn't you :p
April 2nd, 2006
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OMFG ITS A f*ckING TROLL PEOPLE. ITS NOT REAL. IT'S A 8/10 TROLL.
April 2nd, 2006
(1)
Oh yeah, and even if he did eat a birth control pill it wouldn't do sh*t. They only work for chicks by attacking the period, not the potency.
April 2nd, 2006
(1)
Oly like 3 people in here knew that eating a birth control pill DOES NOT WORK ON A MALE. God dammit you kids are retarded.
April 2nd, 2006
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I'm in the process of killing off my accounts from that f*ggoty forum.
April 2nd, 2006
(0)
Wow.
April 2nd, 2006
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what an idiot... O_o
April 2nd, 2006
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I dont think it matters whether he ate a birth control or not as to whether his girlfriend would get pregnant. Sperm doesnt last that long otuside of the body. Regardless, that is still funny and moronic of the guy. It'd be especially funny if he had some
April 2nd, 2006
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O_O
April 2nd, 2006
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if she is having her period, why would she worry about pregnancy?
April 2nd, 2006
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Not much going on, but the text alone is worth at least a 4
April 2nd, 2006
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LMFAO!!!!!
April 2nd, 2006
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What a total idiot
April 2nd, 2006
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Someone doesn't understand how birth control works. He'll be in for a surprise when he sees a smaller birth defected version of himself
April 2nd, 2006
(0)
wtf
April 2nd, 2006
(0)
ftw
April 2nd, 2006
(0)
that's pretty f*ckin creepy/gross
April 2nd, 2006
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ewww
April 2nd, 2006
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Sick sh*t of mofo
April 2nd, 2006
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lol, you know what's funny? he's the one who's gonna get april fools'd! birth control pills only work on chicks!
April 2nd, 2006
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She still won't get pregnant
April 2nd, 2006
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my cousins are loli :(
April 2nd, 2006
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dammit guys theres is a type of mjale birth control pill that kills the tales on sperm so they cant move
April 2nd, 2006
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For those saying it's not incest: Sex with your cousin = incest. No beating around the bush about it.
April 2nd, 2006
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That must be the biggest retard EVAR! LOL!!
April 2nd, 2006
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I'm amazed how many people fell for this. It did make me laugh though.
April 2nd, 2006
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Also note: SSL is the same person who burnt his girl friends "cooter" with melted butter. Just to prove even more that this was a joke.
April 2nd, 2006
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music link please!
April 2nd, 2006
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mrpibbs, M.D.,PhD makes a great point
April 2nd, 2006
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They taught me in health class long ago (5 years) that sperm only lasts for 30 seconds once it makes contact with the open air. Also, women CAN get pregnant on their period. Very unlikely, but still possible. Look it up.
April 2nd, 2006
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Oh yeah, 5'd.
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lollers @ sex with cousins not being incest
April 2nd, 2006
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f*ck YOU
April 2nd, 2006
(0)
That's still not as sick as Max's april fools joke
April 2nd, 2006
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Cid, I think you mean 30 minutes. Also, survival can be 24 hours - 48 hours in certain conditions. (and up to a week in the female uterus)
April 2nd, 2006
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Most sources say 30 min - 3 hours depending on air temperature. So in theory this prank could work if timed correctly, but you would be a horrible person for doing it.
April 2nd, 2006
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Congrats on posting a post! You win!
April 2nd, 2006
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People still post on IGN?
April 2nd, 2006
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WOW, the music was great, does anybody know the song?
April 2nd, 2006
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Clearly fake, but funny joke nevertheless.
April 2nd, 2006
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You can't spell Ignorant without IGN.
April 2nd, 2006
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...LOL. Is that real?
April 2nd, 2006
(0)
XD
April 2nd, 2006
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lol gross
April 2nd, 2006
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5 for Vestibule
April 2nd, 2006
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I forget sometimes how many sick f*cks post on the internet.
April 2nd, 2006
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geez! 18,000 posts for mydogyoshi! what do you do for a living? :P
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5ed for your cousin
April 2nd, 2006
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fake but funny
April 2nd, 2006
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wow, is CidRain the new Sonic?
April 2nd, 2006
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Oh. uhm... That's very lovley.
April 2nd, 2006
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I doubt he is for real. Plus, they would die before they would "complete their mission." This would be funnier if it WASNT his cusin. what a redneck.
April 2nd, 2006
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i lol'd. 5'd for the hilarity and 10'd if i could b/c people actually think you/someone did that!
April 2nd, 2006
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His balls are going to fall off. Seriously. That's what happens when a man eats birth controle, because it has such high levels of female hormones they overpower his testosterone. Poor bastard, lmao.
April 2nd, 2006
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pwned
April 2nd, 2006
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The Tampon Would absorb all the liquid thus puffing it out. Unless The girl is a drunk little dumb fu*k then she would probobly notice it.
April 2nd, 2006
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-2 Because your cousin isn't incest.
April 2nd, 2006
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Cousin mean incest, you idiots. Legally, its the same.
April 2nd, 2006
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lmao
April 2nd, 2006
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OMG WTF!
April 2nd, 2006
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:-/
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Vesti+Max Coveri+gross pwnage=infinate 5's
April 2nd, 2006
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hahaha superb
April 2nd, 2006
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Thou have been Up-Voted on all of your sites! Have a good day! From - TheUpVoter's (somewhat) new accomplice Num Num!
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lol, max (goldberg) downvoted this
April 2nd, 2006
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The major question is WHY?!
April 2nd, 2006
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5
April 2nd, 2006
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Likely not real, but still funny.
April 2nd, 2006
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lmao
April 2nd, 2006
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Jesus f*cking Christ man
April 2nd, 2006
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Haha, all you stupid f*ckers think birth control pills work for men!!
April 2nd, 2006
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The boy ate a birth control pill, and thought that it wouldn't impregnate anyone??! What a f*cktard. Clearly does not understand the point of a BCP, nor does he realize it's FOR WOMEN ONLY!! That's what you get for being an inbred....
October 13th, 2007
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you're the only f*cktard here for not realizing it's fake
April 2nd, 2006
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how thats very very hard to beat in stupidity. And its fataly wrong in at leasrt 5 points.
April 2nd, 2006
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This is too funny.
April 2nd, 2006
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I am sickened buy that guy's stupidity. That boy needs therapy.
April 2nd, 2006
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XD
April 2nd, 2006
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http://burnt.ytmnsfw.com/ same poster, its fake
April 2nd, 2006
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Are people really that dumb?
April 2nd, 2006
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"They taught me in health class long ago (5 years) that sperm only lasts for 30 seconds"
April 2nd, 2006
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^^^ If that was the case, sperm donation would be impossible, morons.
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What a f*cking idiot. Nevertheless, 5'd. You win, good day sir!
April 2nd, 2006
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R-O-F-L
April 2nd, 2006
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What a sick f*ck :S
April 2nd, 2006
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What kind of sick f*ck does that kind of thing, f*cking moron!
April 2nd, 2006
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if only he knew the real sience behind the pill...
April 2nd, 2006
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The funny part is, that semen has a 'shelf life' of only a few minutes(if that) outside a human body. Even if he did that, it wouldn't do anything. Even in a Tampon.
April 2nd, 2006
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To all the people commenting on the pill, the pill regulates estrogen and progestron. What the f*ck would it do to his sperm? Females are the ones who take it for a reason, not males.
April 2nd, 2006
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Also, a birth control pill has no effect whatsoever on male semen fertility. It likely will make him sick. The boy is so stupid it is a marvel he's still alive.
April 2nd, 2006
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Funny.
April 2nd, 2006
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Further, Sperm Donations work because it is not the sperm they implant into the egg. Its the genetic material inside the sperm. Someone needs to hurt this boy.
April 2nd, 2006
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1st Cousin = Incest. Second Cousin and beyond = Not Incest. The genetic difference is spread far enough apart that it isn't considered incest for 2nd and beyond cousins. Cousins, however, have a high possibility of genetic disorder in any offspring.
April 2nd, 2006
(0)
That's... disgusting :|
April 2nd, 2006
(0)
I blame this YTMND on the declining educational system and intelligence quotient.
April 2nd, 2006
(0)
Only thing that would make this funnier is if he did that to his mom and she got pregnant, making him the father of his own brother or sister.
April 2nd, 2006
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BTW, did you know the last widow of an American Civil War veteran died about 3 years ago...figuret THAT one out!
April 2nd, 2006
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i hope hes joking
April 2nd, 2006
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I don't know whether to stab you or worship you as an evil genius.
April 2nd, 2006
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SSL owns.
April 2nd, 2006
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No f*cking way..
April 2nd, 2006
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A) lol look @ htese forums post B) that's not incest C) hi you
April 2nd, 2006
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Fake.
April 2nd, 2006
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f*cking retarded, this just isn't funny.
April 2nd, 2006
(0)
that guy is one sick bastard yuck
April 2nd, 2006
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lolol idiot.
April 2nd, 2006
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Funny as hell, lol. And apparently he doesn't realize that eating a birth control pill won't neutralize his sperm... Of course, the sperm won't survive long enough for it to be able to impregnate her, but funny nonetheless. White trash, FTW!!!
April 2nd, 2006
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LMFAO
April 2nd, 2006
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This isn't the deep south guys, your cousin does count as incest
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Oh man, ssl is a laugh riot.
April 2nd, 2006
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5'd for creepy, yet awesome.
April 2nd, 2006
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uh... the pill doesn't work on guys... oh dear Jesus.. that explains why my gf seems to be getting so fat the last few months.. I better find that coat hanger.. goddamnit, I hate using the hanger...
April 2nd, 2006
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Looks fake. If it wasnt fake I would still 1 it for sucking.
April 2nd, 2006
(0)
Holy sh*t. What are they teaching you kids in school these days? Or are you all just retarded? The prank wouldn't work and the pill wouldn't do sh*t.
April 2nd, 2006
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Meh. Music doesn't really fit, and it's the IGN forums, but 3 just for creepiness.
April 2nd, 2006
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The birth control will help.
April 2nd, 2006
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Think about it. You tug one out and wipe it up with a tissue, it gets absorbed and hardens into a crust. What do you thinks gonna happen if you coat an absorbant, cotton tampon. f*ckin' morons.
April 2nd, 2006
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That guy sucks.
April 2nd, 2006
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I laughed
April 2nd, 2006
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that boy needs therapy!
April 2nd, 2006
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cute
April 2nd, 2006
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I'm...I'm speachless.......
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I see funnier topics every day.
April 2nd, 2006
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Razor-sharp wit at it's finest
April 2nd, 2006
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Vestibule, lol
April 2nd, 2006
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FACT: Sperm cannot survive in open air for more than a minute... its more fragile than you think, still gross
April 2nd, 2006
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birth control pills can act as a spermicide.... they are normally a big dosage of hormones, estrogen mainly which would eradicate and turn your sperm sterile... for those of you who didn't know that STFU and GTFO
April 2nd, 2006
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oh and 5 for you yoshi
April 2nd, 2006
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Regardless of whether the sperm are alive or not, it is still disgusting and hilarious.
April 2nd, 2006
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SSL prides himself in posting joke threads and getting retards to believe it... like many commenters here, for example.
April 2nd, 2006
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This ytmnd is even funnier after reading all the f*cking idiots in the comments who think it's real.
April 2nd, 2006
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Everybody who thinks sperm can't survive is very wrong. First of all because of the simple composition of a bunch of mitochondria and protiens, they are pretty hardy. Second of all, they have a veritable soup of energy around them. And third of all, the r
April 2nd, 2006
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ayon found in tampons is a VERY good insulator. That, plus they can live up to 3 days in a woman anyways. Also, the hormones found in a birth control pill do NOT kill sperm, even if it saturated them. At most it would shave off a few sperm being produced
April 2nd, 2006
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i really really really really really hope she gets pregnant just so your kid can be genetically retarded, because thats pretty much what you did
April 2nd, 2006
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5 for being awesome -1 for no sound credit
April 2nd, 2006
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Pwnage.
April 2nd, 2006
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GG
April 2nd, 2006
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Oh dear god, look at the people overanalysing a simple April Fools Day prank. That alone gets this a 5. But I'm too lazy to move the mouse up an inch.
April 3rd, 2006
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You know he's kidding, right? If anything, it's an April Fools prank on you guys, not the nonexistant cousin. It's probably some twenty-something-year-old dude. If you know the word "jizz" and "tampon" and what those words mean, you should know birth cont
April 3rd, 2006
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he sounds so innocent
April 3rd, 2006
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superbe
April 3rd, 2006
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LOL, incest
April 3rd, 2006
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you know what they say.. sperm is thicker than water
April 3rd, 2006
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Lol@ all you noobs, well only the ones who don't get it. Hes a Troll, didn't happen. Untill someone read that at least. LOL NOOBS!
April 3rd, 2006
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LOL!!! I think that's how larry the cable guy was born.
April 3rd, 2006
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What the hell? O_O
April 3rd, 2006
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Meh @ the site, but its not impossible for a widow of a civil war vet to have lived that long- the vet might've married a young girl well into the 20th century, I mean like, 30s and 40s, and its feasible for a woman to have been born before that. Its real
April 3rd, 2006
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ly not that hard, just a helluva age stretch, not incest.
April 4th, 2006
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I do this every other year to my sis, gets her every time, pregnant I mean... lol, no!
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I want to kill that guy.
April 4th, 2006
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lol!
April 5th, 2006
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lol win
April 6th, 2006
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hahaha, i read the message first ..... and then i see "april fools joke on cousin"..... haha whatta dumbass
April 7th, 2006
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omg, internet!~
April 7th, 2006
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BTW, Max himself gave this 1 star.
April 8th, 2006
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YTMND cut me off! I said: You know he's kidding, right? If anything, it's an April Fools prank on you guys, not the nonexistant cousin. It's probably some twenty-something-year-old dude. If you know the word "jizz" and "tampon"...
April 8th, 2006
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...and what those words mean, you should know birth control doesn't work like that.
April 25th, 2006
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cousins are incest, fool
April 25th, 2006
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The only thing that matters is if the cousin is hot. A hot cousin i'd do in a second. yes its incest, no i dont give a sh*t.
May 27th, 2006
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This dude is sh*tf*cked.
June 22nd, 2006
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Sick
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lol, what a dumbf*ck.
July 13th, 2006
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LOL?!
July 26th, 2006
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i hope that isn't you
July 27th, 2006
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This man is an idiot.
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DO NOT WANT
August 5th, 2006
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By the fact that sperm dies quickly in open air, that the girl in question is on her period, and because this is fake, there is no chance of pregnancy.
August 22nd, 2006
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isn't it the girl that's supposed to take the pill?
August 22nd, 2006
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wow i refuse to rate this its funny as hell yet thats just way too f*cked up ok ok maybe just a +5 but thats all you get
August 22nd, 2006
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dummies on the internet oh no
August 22nd, 2006
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noooooooooooooo they killed your site :(
August 22nd, 2006
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huh its back weird good thhough
December 11th, 2006
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WHAT THE F*CK
January 26th, 2007
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This fails >.>
February 11th, 2007
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Uhh she's supposed to take it dumbass
April 2nd, 2007
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5 for all the sick f*ckers claiming that if its a cousin, it isnt incest. i guess you're all american and spell things like Colour without a "u".
April 2nd, 2007
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...he does know the birth control pill only works if the FEMALE takes it right? RIGHT?!
April 9th, 2007
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is that motherf*cker for realz??!!!
June 26th, 2007
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The sperm can't really survive in those conditions, but ok.