WHATEVER PICARD TOUCHES.....
Created on: April 21st, 2006
WHATEVER PICARD TOUCHES.....
it seemed a good idea at the time.....

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April 21st, 2006
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In before trannys!
April 21st, 2006
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there's something gorss yet extreamly exciting about a Riker with boobs
April 21st, 2006
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That is hilarious.
April 21st, 2006
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riker growing boobs ftw
April 21st, 2006
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good sh*t
April 21st, 2006
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lol
April 21st, 2006
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wtf.
April 21st, 2006
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Ack! I can't unsee this! =x
April 21st, 2006
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It's 2.39am here, I find anything funny atm.
April 21st, 2006
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riker likes it :D
April 21st, 2006
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great
April 21st, 2006
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OH SHI!
April 21st, 2006
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cool
April 21st, 2006
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HAX
April 21st, 2006
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roflbrothel. 5'd
April 21st, 2006
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hall of fame please
April 21st, 2006
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Somehow I always knew Picard had magical powers. He should duel Harry Potter and kick his sorry ass.
April 21st, 2006
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and he can undo it once hes done
April 21st, 2006
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555
April 21st, 2006
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Arrgh. *die*
April 21st, 2006
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what the?
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impressive
April 21st, 2006
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turned me on
April 21st, 2006
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0_o can he do that to my girlfriend
April 21st, 2006
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Mmm riker tots
April 21st, 2006
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Another Picard fact: http://captainpicardfunfact.ytmnd.com
April 21st, 2006
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Most lopsided boobs, ever... but awesome.
April 21st, 2006
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Hey Picard, get overe here. I gt some girls for you to meet.
April 21st, 2006
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Just goofy enough to be funny. Grats. :D
April 21st, 2006
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tweaked the animation, Less lopsided, more luschious boob inflation & deflation...
April 21st, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
April 21st, 2006
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nice. needs front page
April 21st, 2006
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Pure sexual energy... 5/5
April 21st, 2006
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Nice.
April 21st, 2006
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Why the hell does he touch them again so that they become small?
April 21st, 2006
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Creepy... great looping, though.
April 21st, 2006
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WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
April 21st, 2006
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that is disturbing
April 21st, 2006
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
April 21st, 2006
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lawl midas ftw! also cocks
April 22nd, 2006
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every body uses different programs ... some people use audacity or wavepad. i use sonic foundry's sound forge to edit wavs and acid to mix it. just ask around and i'm sure you'll find something.
April 22nd, 2006
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That's really Q in disguise
April 23rd, 2006
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I've seen everything. I've seen it all.
April 23rd, 2006
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looks like councillor troy has some new compeTition on the block
April 24th, 2006
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Strange and amusing, and perhaps even a little disturbing... the stuff 5's are made of.
April 24th, 2006
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Nice one. When I'm back online at home (I'm in college) and I figure out how to use IRC, I'd like to talk to you...I'll get back to you later this week when I'm back online making sites. :)
April 24th, 2006
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yeah wolfson told me that wasnt him... that's his friend... i actually talked to him on his webcam so that livejournal is not him
April 24th, 2006
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So wonderful... like a beautiful lullaby.
April 25th, 2006
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money-hat
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HAHAHA that's awesome!
April 27th, 2006
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money-hat = most original freshest ytmnd'r ever
April 29th, 2006
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That must have taken a lot of time and energy...
April 30th, 2006
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that's f*cking great. congrats on the animation. change the song and it's a 5.
May 2nd, 2006
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Needs better music, but 5'd nonetheless!
May 3rd, 2006
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I came
May 3rd, 2006
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wow... wow. wow ,wow wow. wow. i9 wish i had that power
May 9th, 2006
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I have el oh el'd at many of your sites
May 10th, 2006
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BRILLIANT!
May 10th, 2006
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haha love it
May 10th, 2006
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I Don't Know What The F#ck gave you this idea, but I love it!. Its Freakin Hilarious!
May 10th, 2006
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5'd for music, lollerz.
May 10th, 2006
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WAHT TEH FVCK??, ha ha ha. funny.
May 10th, 2006
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This is beyond awesome, good work.
May 11th, 2006
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haha
May 11th, 2006
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No.1 Boobies!
May 12th, 2006
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5'd cause of the idea, -1'd because of poor editing
May 14th, 2006
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disturbing
May 14th, 2006
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Riker is like: O RLY? Picard is like: YA RLY!
May 20th, 2006
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I don't know WHAT'S going on here. But I like it.
May 22nd, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA too damn funny. Great job.
May 27th, 2006
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lol @ riker
June 1st, 2006
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No idea why I laughed so hard, maybe it's the music, but anything that makes me laugh that much gets a 5
June 1st, 2006
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Inspiring! :: http://picardstone.ytmnd.com/
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that's just awesome!!!!!!!!!!
June 19th, 2006
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lawlz
June 22nd, 2006
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GAH, MY EYES!!! Oh, and four'd.
June 27th, 2006
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BLING!
June 30th, 2006
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OMFG
July 4th, 2006
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haha! great sh*t! XD
July 6th, 2006
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the only thing bigger than his hooters is your imagination. good stuff!
July 6th, 2006
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HOW CAN YOU NOT 5 THIS!?!? LMMFAO!
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Nice song.
July 12th, 2006
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wow, AWESOME
July 14th, 2006
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ahahaha xD
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lol, riker with boobs.
July 24th, 2006
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Tremendous!
July 24th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
July 24th, 2006
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If you liked this (I mean not just because it's funny), you'll love the Transformation Stories Archive. http://tsa.transform.to/ It's chock full of sci-fi and fantasy stories: werewolves, centaurs, dragons, kitsunes....
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Bluenight... where the f*ck did that come from?
July 24th, 2006
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wtf lol
July 24th, 2006
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Disturbing Hilariosity.
July 24th, 2006
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O.O
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July 25th, 2006
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What I meant is that if this kind of image might inspire you to write a fanfiction, you might also enjoy that text fiction website I mentioned. It's for fans of stories with physical transformations, including transgender (like this), mythical, future sci-fi, etc.
July 28th, 2006
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I lold.
August 2nd, 2006
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Riker's impressed
August 7th, 2006
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lmao!
August 9th, 2006
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that was awesome
August 11th, 2006
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I laugh long time.
August 18th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 18th, 2006
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you were downvoted by sexymofo because this site made him realize that he will never have that power.
August 23rd, 2006
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It takes a strange person to think up the good stuff, I salute you. mofo, I hope that you are banned as your downvotes have no artistic merit.
August 28th, 2006
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OMG LOL!!!!
August 29th, 2006
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you can put it on the board.... yes!
September 13th, 2006
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Pacard needs to teach me that one
September 15th, 2006
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Notice how Jonathan Frakes (Riker) winks and smiles in approval.
September 15th, 2006
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OMG! LOLOLOL
September 15th, 2006
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"Why the hell does he touch them again so that they become small?" - The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.
September 15th, 2006
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oh sh*t, picard can create malignant tumors with his bare hands! *cringe*
September 15th, 2006
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he can rebuild you! he has the technology!
September 15th, 2006
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Riker, Picard, and pure genius. If only a vote of more than 5 stars was possible. rofl!.. good lord.
September 15th, 2006
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HAHAHA, that's the final frontier!!
September 15th, 2006
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LOL
September 15th, 2006
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Soo... to you Riker + boobs = sexy?
September 15th, 2006
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BOOBIES!
September 15th, 2006
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That is odd.
September 15th, 2006
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impressive, most impressive, lol
September 16th, 2006
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i have that power
September 17th, 2006
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Needs "The Touch" by stan bush.
September 19th, 2006
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I lol'd
September 21st, 2006
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^_^
September 21st, 2006
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Very clever idea. http://myspacesucidenumber2.ytmnd.com/
September 21st, 2006
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ZE GOGGLES DO NOOOTHING
September 21st, 2006
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All fads get a one.
September 21st, 2006
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I swear to Xenu I just about choked on my own tongue laughing at that. Holy win
September 21st, 2006
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i luv munyhat. concratz on the fonz btw
September 21st, 2006
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riker seems amused
September 21st, 2006
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b00bs
September 21st, 2006
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Hahaha. This is still funny as hell. Congrats on top views
September 26th, 2006
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how is this not top 15??
September 29th, 2006
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I Loved your site http://picardboobs.ytmnd.com 5'ed, check out my page votecoder5.ytmnd.com when you have time!
October 12th, 2006
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Now that's some good editing
October 24th, 2006
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OH MY F'ING GOD!
December 1st, 2006
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Oh the nightmares that will follow....
January 4th, 2007
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OMG MY ROFLCOPTER GIVES YOU 5s
January 6th, 2007
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Like Night, and darken'd all the Land of Nile: So numberless were those bad Angels seen Hovering on wing under the Cope of Hell
January 28th, 2007
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That is funny!5'd. But can you tell people that I am not your alt-account please?
March 17th, 2007
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lol i dont know why, but its brilliant
June 4th, 2007
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I didn't really like this when it was first on the frontpage for those first weeks, but i kinda like it now, so i guess a 4 is fine
November 16th, 2007
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dsalkjdas
February 29th, 2008
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I wish I could do that, but I'm not epic like Pac...err...Picard!
March 18th, 2008
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lol wtf
August 21st, 2008
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3'd for creativity, but breasts on a man is not my definition of sexy.